00:00Castle Grotesque. They say there's monsters in there.
00:09You shall be my greatest creation ever!
00:13It's not ready.
00:21We did it!
00:22I did it!
00:23Welcome to Almost Life. Registered trademark. Patents pending.
00:30I'm Stitch Head.
00:32Is this a castle?
00:35This is where you sleep.
00:40Everyone stay calm.
00:43Creature, these are the monsters.
00:46Bedtime, everyone.
00:50Story!
00:52The Mad Professor made you and all the other monsters here.
00:57The monsters were safe.
00:59And never left the castle.
01:01And that's how they live happily ever after.
01:08Is life boring?
01:10I'll make you famous like you never believe.
01:12And the most brain-blowing show has asked!
01:19Take my hand.
01:22Up! Up!
01:24They'll love you!
01:27Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be terrified!
01:35Don't be scared.
01:36Aren't you scared?
01:37Aren't you scared?
01:38Course not.
01:39No, Piggy without Ping!
01:42Keep the change.
01:45I have a plan.
01:47I must go down to the town
01:49and rescue Stitch Head.
01:51So brave.
01:52Very brave.
01:53He's toast.
01:54Yeah, it doesn't stand a chance.
01:56The castle is full of monsters.
01:58And monsters mean money.
02:03They all live peacefully
02:04and there's nothing you can do about it!
02:08We are monsters.
02:10This is time to let out your monstrousness.
02:14Just be whoever you'd be
02:16if you weren't afraid.
02:19It's monster time.
02:21However good the trailer is,
02:23it's never enough!
02:25To be continued...
