Beth's Most Scathing Lines On 'Yellowstone' #shorts

Beth is known for being a no-nonsense kind of woman on "Yellowstone," and these lines make that very clear!

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00:00You are the trailer park.

00:02I am the tornado.

00:04Martinis have vermouths and are enjoyed with friends.

00:06I don't like vermouths, and these aren't my friends.

00:09Myths should really only be applied to a woman younger or just reaching marrying age.

00:14And since I am clearly beyond that milestone, the proper term for me would be maiden.

00:19How's that for a man?

00:21A man would have walked away.

00:23But if you call me maiden, I'm gonna stab you in the eye with this look.

00:26Look at you with your cap teeth and your spray tan.

00:29Get out of my office.

00:31Go write up the offer.

00:32When it's done, email it so I don't have to look at you again.

00:35On her driver's license, her last name was Long.

00:37I doubt that's gonna save you, buddy.

00:39That's funny.

00:41I always remember your being bigger.

00:44One big happy family.

00:46And an assistant.

00:47And a hooker.

00:48I don't know what could make this any better.

00:50I remember when you gave out handjobs for lunch money, Veronica.

00:54I'm gonna hang your diploma above my toilet in my guest house.

00:58Every now and then you see something that makes me think you're smart.

01:01And then I look at you and that thought fades.

01:05Once they left the house, your wife divorced you so fast she left skid marks.

01:09But how nice for you, huh?

01:11I am the rattlesnake.

01:13I am the rock therapists break themselves against.

01:16I am the rock therapists break themselves against.