00:00Bill was a, you know, he doesn't use the fax machine anymore, because you don't, so he had to find another means, and there was this cellular telephone device, which he got, which he could call, and I called in, and it was, you know, the machine went with the answering machine, and she voicemail, it was a Greek shipping company.
00:25And I didn't believe it, and so I left him a message, and then another, and another, and finally he called back, and it was, you know, it was, oh, hey, who would you say is the godfather of the spit-tick? Sorry? Godfather. Spit-tick.
00:44Oh, Mr. Murray, I don't know, I would say maybe it's Desi Arnaz. I know he got in trouble for it, and there's some sort of, you know, controversy around it.
00:55Yeah, you're wrong, it's Danny Thomas. And I realized I failed the test, like, right away. And I said, well, Desi's Canada in this situation. May Smith invented basketball, and Danny Thomas is America, perfected it!
01:13You know, and we're both right here, but he didn't feel that way. And then, you know, I got another call back, and another one, and then finally he agreed to me, and then ghosted me.
01:27And then I ran out of time, I sent him a video message, because that's how you make it really desperate. I sent the video message, saying, I'm running out of time, you know, existentially, of course, because death will find me at some point.
01:38And this is when my two-year-old son just enters frame of a horror movie. And it's 11.30 at night, this kid should be out cold. And he says something into Cycrables, two-year-olds.
01:51And I say, I'm on the, I'll try and say anything to him, Bill, tell Bill to do the interview. And he looks right at the camera, and he goes, do the interview, Bill.
02:02And I say, say no to a kid like that, I don't know what kind of monster you are.
02:06And they just hop up.
02:11And then he called back and said, what can I do for JC?
02:15And he shut up.
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