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Drama unfolds when good girls cross the line into a world of wild secrets and forbidden love.

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00:00:30Oh, Dad.

00:00:40Hello?

00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.

00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.

00:00:49So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.

00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.

00:00:59I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.

00:01:02I'm going to lose my virginity to him.

00:01:05You know, I want to surprise him.

00:01:07What?

00:01:08But you can't.

00:01:10I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.

00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.

00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.

00:01:16This is bad.

00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.

00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.

00:01:32Come on, Lexi.

00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?

00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.

00:01:55But this is the big 1-8.

00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.

00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.

00:02:07So, what's something we've never done before?

00:02:10Mushrooms?

00:02:11No, not like that.

00:02:12Like something nice.

00:02:14Like maybe a trip.

00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?

00:02:18No.

00:02:21Sorry, Sue.

00:02:22I have a date.

00:02:23Oh, so do I.

00:02:26Sorry, Sue.

00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.

00:02:28We'll figure it out.

00:02:42Oh, flowers.

00:02:43Are these from you?

00:02:44Yeah, sure.

00:02:46Here you go.

00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.

00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.

00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.

00:03:01Oh, Jake.

00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.

00:03:08Uh, no, Jake.

00:03:10Not yet.

00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.

00:03:14The best night of my life.

00:03:16It will be.

00:03:16I promise.

00:03:18It'll always be amazing.

00:03:19With you.

00:03:20And me.

00:03:22Together.

00:03:22Jake, no, I have to go.

00:03:32I have to work on my art project.

00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have

00:03:40taken more math.

00:03:42Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?

00:03:45This Saturday?

00:03:47Of course.

00:03:47Thanks.

00:03:54Okay.

00:03:55Bye.

00:04:05Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:04:07Oh, baby.

00:04:09You're so hot.

00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.

00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.

00:04:13Yeah.

00:04:13What was your name again?

00:04:14Rod.

00:04:16Sex guy.

00:04:16Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.

00:04:26You're right, I bet.

00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?

00:04:38Oh, no.

00:04:39It does not compute.

00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.

00:04:44Oh, huh.

00:04:49Hi.

00:04:51When did you get home?

00:04:52So is it true?

00:04:54Yes, it is.

00:04:56It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.

00:04:59I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.

00:05:08So I just think it's the right time.

00:05:12Lexi, tell her.

00:05:13Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.

00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.

00:05:19Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.

00:05:28Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:39But Cheryl, Sue is right.

00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.

00:05:52Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle bit?

00:05:56It's not Jake.

00:05:58It's the male ideal.

00:06:00Like a Greek god, or Sue's dad.

00:06:05Right.

00:06:05Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:06:09I mean, it kind of sucks.

00:06:10I'm not really an artist.

00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?

00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.

00:06:18And I'm just not ready yet.

00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign.

00:06:23And then I'll know it's right.

00:06:24Look, I can go either way.

00:06:27I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.

00:06:31I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.

00:06:34Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.

00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.

00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.

00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?

00:06:55To church to pray for you.

00:06:57I want to be first in line.

00:07:00I'm getting Susan.

00:07:02Yeah, me too.

00:07:02Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:07:14It has been four days since my last confession.

00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.

00:07:19Mm-hmm.

00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...

00:07:26It's about sex.

00:07:28Mm-hmm.

00:07:29I mean, not me.

00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.

00:07:35Aw.

00:07:37I've never even seen a guy as...

00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.

00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.

00:07:47But there was nothing there.

00:07:48Okay, so it's about my friends.

00:07:53My best friends.

00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.

00:07:58Okay.

00:08:00Third base.

00:08:02What?

00:08:03No.

00:08:04Like, sex.

00:08:05Like, intercourse?

00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.

00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention.

00:08:10If you know what I mean.

00:08:11All the way.

00:08:13Go all the way.

00:08:16Woody?

00:08:19Ah!

00:08:20Ah!

00:08:21How could you do so?

00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.

00:08:28What?

00:08:34Yes.

00:08:36Yes!

00:08:37Run!

00:08:38Run!

00:08:38Home route!

00:08:40God damn it!

00:08:44Fuck you Yankees!

00:08:48Sorry.

00:08:49Sorry.

00:09:10Sue, it is 1 p.m.

00:09:16Would you have a little consideration?

00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.

00:09:20Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?

00:09:24I have an announcement to make.

00:09:26I want to do it.

00:09:28Do you hear me?

00:09:29I want to do it.

00:09:32This weekend, on our birthday.

00:09:35Do what?

00:09:38It.

00:09:39Screw.

00:09:40You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.

00:09:44You know, shagging, fucking.

00:09:48You do.

00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?

00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?

00:09:56Oh, I got a sign at church.

00:09:58Really?

00:10:00Well, okay, great.

00:10:03We're all in then.

00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.

00:10:08Right?

00:10:10Right.

00:10:13I'll start making the shopping list.

00:10:23Hey, Frank!

00:10:26Hi, Sue.

00:10:26Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.

00:10:31I don't know.

00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?

00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.

00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.

00:10:42Wait, wait, bye.

00:10:44Hey.

00:10:45Hey.

00:10:45Um, I was wondering.

00:10:47We're throwing this party tomorrow night.

00:10:49It's for our birthdays.

00:10:51Do you want to come?

00:10:52Do you think he can see at my shorts?

00:10:53Do you think he can see at my shorts?

00:10:54Do you want to come?

00:10:54Do you think he can see at my shorts?

00:10:56Do you think he can see at my shorts?

00:10:57Well, the house looks done.

00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.

00:11:12We finally turn 18.

00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.

00:11:16Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.

00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.

00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?

00:11:27To pop your chair.

00:11:29It's easy.

00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catty kissing.

00:11:36What the fuck is catty kissing?

00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.

00:11:40Yeah.

00:11:40My soulmate.

00:11:54Chris?

00:11:55Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.

00:12:00I mean...

00:12:01What?

00:12:01No, Chris is perfect.

00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.

00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.

00:12:08It's a sign.

00:12:08Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.

00:12:15What?

00:12:16He does not.

00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.

00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.

00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.

00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?

00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.

00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.

00:12:35See you in the morning.

00:12:38I knew it would happen someday.

00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:12:48And I...

00:12:59I don't know.

00:13:00I don't know.

00:13:04How can I feel good?

00:13:07I can't...

00:13:15You're so perfect.

00:13:45I knew that's what I look like.

00:14:15Too bad no one could ever compare to you.

00:14:36Tomorrow's the day.

00:14:45Oh, my gosh.

00:15:01They're coming.

00:15:03Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!

00:15:07Ew, why?

00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.

00:15:12It's going to be really sexy.

00:15:14I'm going to surprise him.

00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.

00:15:18It's going to be really sexy.

00:15:20It's stupid.

00:15:21Just screw him.

00:15:22That's what he wants.

00:15:23That's what all guys want.

00:15:24Who hurt you as a child?

00:15:26Oh, Christ.

00:15:27And I have your mouth, too.

00:15:29Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.

00:15:35You're an idiot.

00:15:36A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.

00:15:41Seriously, come on.

00:15:43Hurry up.

00:15:45Oh, what a cool bracelet.

00:15:51I love it.

00:15:52I love it.

00:15:53Um...

00:15:54You should put that down, though, because it's like...

00:15:56It's really...

00:15:57Very fragile.

00:15:58Yeah.

00:15:59Okay.

00:16:00Set it down.

00:16:01Hurry up.

00:16:02Okay.

00:16:03Those are your anal beads, right?

00:16:06Yeah.

00:16:07I thought so.

00:16:08Whoa!

00:16:09Whoa!

00:16:10Hold up.

00:16:11Oh, we're going to have some fun.

00:16:12Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.

00:16:13Nice!

00:16:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:16:15I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

00:16:45Happy birthday Lex!

00:16:50No, Joanna, we said no gifts.

00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.

00:16:58And the other one is edible massage oil.

00:17:01Oh, how did you know?

00:17:03I'm going to use both of these tonight.

00:17:06How are you?

00:17:12Poster, such a beauty.

00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.

00:17:17All right, sorry. Are you okay now?

00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.

00:17:21Okay. Let's see you later.

00:17:25I can't believe you haven't heard of it.

00:17:27This is crazy.

00:17:29Jake! Hi!

00:17:31Hey, babe.

00:17:33Happy birthday.

00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:17:39What?

00:17:40You want a beer?

00:17:44No.

00:17:48Oh, hon.

00:17:49Come here.

00:17:53I have your present here.

00:17:55I'll give it to you later.

00:17:56The time's right.

00:17:58You didn't have to give me anything.

00:18:01And I have a present for you that I want you to, um...

00:18:05wrap later.

00:18:07Hey, Ralph.

00:18:09We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.

00:18:12Oh, a bed.

00:18:17All right, this is my man right here.

00:18:19Hey.

00:18:20Hey.

00:18:21How you doing?

00:18:22Hey.

00:18:23What's up?

00:18:25How you doing?

00:18:26To me.

00:18:28Aw, him.

00:18:29Little girl.

00:18:32Check it out!

00:18:33Dare me?

00:18:34Dare me?

00:18:53Oh, dude, look at those!

00:18:55Are those real?

00:18:56Have you guys seen Cheryl?

00:18:57Hey!

00:18:58Don't move!

00:18:59Come on, lame!

00:19:00Oh, all right, okay.

00:19:02I'll see you guys later.

00:19:03Go do some push-ups or something.

00:19:05Aw, the moves.

00:19:0620 bucks says, by the end of the day,

00:19:08I will be motorboating those kitties.

00:19:10Yeah!

00:19:12They're fake anyways.

00:19:14Who cares?

00:19:15Okay!

00:19:20Oh, dude, dude!

00:19:22I'm blind, you fucking asshole.

00:19:27Sue, no, it's your birthday.

00:19:29Here, let me.

00:19:30Joanna, no, just go enjoy the party.

00:19:33It's not.

00:19:35Open.

00:19:38Hey, do my lips look any plumper?

00:19:40I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.

00:19:45Have you guys seen Jake?

00:19:46I haven't seen him anywhere.

00:19:47It just, like, disappeared.

00:19:49Are these real?

00:20:03Of course they are.

00:20:05How come I could have met you before?

00:20:08I don't know.

00:20:09Maybe he's gonna be around.

00:20:10Ryan, can we see Jake?

00:20:11Um, I think he's around or something.

00:20:12Maybe he's upstairs.

00:20:13I don't know.

00:20:14Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.

00:20:15That's probably where he went.

00:20:16Go roll.

00:20:17Liquid courage?

00:20:18Yeah.

00:20:19Atta girl.

00:20:20Vodka cranberry?

00:20:21It's really simple.

00:20:22Well, I guess it's now or never.

00:20:24I can go meet a rod.

00:20:25Sue?

00:20:26Are you okay?

00:20:27Sue?

00:20:28Are you okay?

00:20:29Sue?

00:20:30Relax.

00:20:31They're just eyes.

00:20:32Okay, nothing to be scared of.

00:20:33Seriously.

00:20:34Gonna be fine.

00:20:35Is Chris here?

00:20:45Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:20:49They're just eyes.

00:20:51Okay, nothing to be scared of, seriously.

00:20:53Gonna be fine.

00:20:55Is Chris here?

00:21:01Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:21:04No, he does not have gay face.

00:21:07I'm gonna prove it to you.

00:21:09I'm gonna do it.

00:21:15Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:21:19No, he does not have gay face.

00:21:22I'm gonna prove it to you.

00:21:24I'm gonna do it.

00:21:25I'm gonna do this.

00:21:26Good luck.

00:21:30Hey, you can do this.

00:21:32Just act like a slut.

00:21:37Just pretend you're Lexi.

00:21:40Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Gmore.

00:21:50Chris.

00:21:52Hi.

00:21:54Can I talk to you?

00:21:55Uh-huh.

00:21:57Uh, in private?

00:21:58In private?

00:21:59No.

00:22:14Hey, Lexi.

00:22:15Hey, Lexi.

00:22:16What?

00:22:17Chris.

00:22:19You're so sexy.

00:22:22Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...

00:22:25I've known that we were meant to be together.

00:22:29And I really want to...

00:22:32Oh!

00:22:33What are you doing?

00:22:34Is that wrong?

00:22:35Sue!

00:22:36What's gotten into you?

00:22:37Nothing.

00:22:38I'm...

00:22:39I'm sorry.

00:22:40I...

00:22:41I don't know how to do this.

00:22:42Sue...

00:22:44Sue...

00:22:45Sue...

00:22:47I...

00:22:48understand these...

00:22:50urges.

00:22:52And...

00:22:53you know...

00:22:54I like you too.

00:22:55Really?

00:22:57You do?

00:22:58I do.

00:22:59I really do.

00:23:01I like you too.

00:23:02Really?

00:23:03You do?

00:23:04I do.

00:23:05I really do.

00:23:06It's just...

00:23:09I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.

00:23:14Right.

00:23:16Lexi said you were...

00:23:17Jesus.

00:23:18Oh.

00:23:19Batman.

00:23:20Of course.

00:23:21What did you think?

00:23:23Oh, nothing.

00:23:25So we can still do this then?

00:23:28Sue...

00:23:30You know...

00:23:31For me...

00:23:35When I think about that man...

00:23:37Who died for our sins...

00:23:39When I think about him...

00:23:41Up there on that cross...

00:23:43So helpless...

00:23:44Yet so...

00:23:47Muscular...

00:23:49With his strong...

00:23:51Thighs...

00:23:53Crossed over each other...

00:23:54So...

00:23:56Delicately...

00:23:57Beneath that...

00:23:58Ragged...

00:23:59Loin cloth...

00:24:02Growing so hot...

00:24:04So sweaty...

00:24:05Under that hot...

00:24:07Hot sun...

00:24:09I just feel such...

00:24:11Compassion...

00:24:13I think about those things too.

00:24:15So you understand...

00:24:17Why I can't do this?

00:24:19Not really.

00:24:21I just find it too hard...

00:24:22It is...

00:24:23To...

00:24:25Give in to...

00:24:26Carnal...

00:24:27Pleasure...

00:24:28When...

00:24:29He sacrificed...

00:24:30So much for us...

00:24:32So...

00:24:33To...

00:24:35To...

00:24:36To...

00:24:37To...

00:24:39To...

00:24:43I'm gonna go out there...

00:24:44Andy...

00:24:45We're gonna tell you...

00:24:46throwing these on...

00:24:47Hey...

00:24:48Whoa...

00:24:50Have you seen Jake?

00:24:52No...

00:24:53No...

00:24:54Alright...

00:24:57OK...

00:24:58Alright...

00:24:59Focus...

00:25:00Focus...

00:25:01Oh, there he is.

00:25:11Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.

00:25:27How could he?

00:25:31Sue, what happened?

00:25:35Did you guys do it?

00:25:36Sue?

00:25:38He doesn't want me.

00:25:40Because he's gay.

00:25:41No, he's not.

00:25:43He just really loves Jesus.

00:25:45Oh, come on, Sue.

00:25:47The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.

00:25:52Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want

00:25:57is to know what kind of woman you really are.

00:26:00Deep inside.

00:26:03What?

00:26:04Come with me.

00:26:05Where?

00:26:06To meet your dark side.

00:26:15Out.

00:26:17Everyone out.

00:26:18Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.

00:26:33I really can't.

00:26:46I really don't think I can do this.

00:26:49I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:26:55I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:26:57Sue?

00:27:02Can you see it?

00:27:05Sue.

00:27:09I'm almost...

00:27:10I'm almost there.

00:27:15Oh!

00:27:17What?

00:27:19What?

00:27:20Sue, what happened?

00:27:21What did you see?

00:27:22A raccoon?

00:27:25What?

00:27:26You overshot it.

00:27:28Aim the mirror further up.

00:27:37I can't.

00:27:38Please don't make me do that again.

00:27:39Okay, fine.

00:27:41Fine.

00:27:42I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

00:27:46What?

00:27:47You really need an orgasm.

00:27:50Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've

00:27:54never even had it with yourself.

00:27:56This really has to be your first step.

00:27:58Lex, I'm waiting.

00:28:00Coming.

00:28:01Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.

00:28:03Just find it and use it.

00:28:05Wait, what does a black vibrator look like?

00:28:09It's black.

00:28:10It vibrates.

00:28:13Come on, Rod.

00:28:14Let's go to Sue's room.

00:28:17Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.

00:28:20Hey, cutie!

00:28:34Cutie!

00:28:40Boozeye!

00:28:41Oh, yeah!

00:28:45Bang.

00:28:47Bang.

00:28:49Bang.

00:28:50Good boy.

00:28:51Straighten up.

00:28:53Good boy.

00:28:54Good boy.

00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.

00:29:00I'm sorry, I can't see anything.

00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.

00:29:04What a bitch.

00:29:06Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.

00:29:09Ah!

00:29:09Ugh!

00:29:12Ah!

00:29:13Ah!

00:29:18Ah!

00:29:26Ah!

00:29:28Ah!

00:29:29Oh, shit.

00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?

00:29:59Cheryl, what is wrong?

00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.

00:30:11He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.

00:30:15For sure?

00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.

00:30:21That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?

00:30:25No, it's awful.

00:30:26I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.

00:30:35It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.

00:30:39Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.

00:30:45Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.

00:30:48No, you can't just leave.

00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.

00:30:54I mean, maybe I should confront him.

00:30:56He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.

00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.

00:31:05I'm leaving.

00:31:06Revenge sex.

00:31:08Reve- I mean, what? What does that even mean?

00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.

00:31:17Revenge sex.

00:31:19Reve- I mean, what? What does that even mean?

00:31:21It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.

00:31:25But he- I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would- He's just into other girls.

00:31:32Trust me, he'll care.

00:31:34Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him. To his ego.

00:31:39Just screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.

00:31:43Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.

00:31:47No, I- I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.

00:31:55Eric! He's perfect!

00:31:58Eric Hall? Are you kidding?

00:32:00I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.

00:32:04Really? And what type is that?

00:32:06Sweaty.

00:32:07Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing.

00:32:11I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.

00:32:15Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.

00:32:19Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.

00:32:23Someone that I haven't fooled around with.

00:32:27Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?

00:32:32I mean, it's- you're not gonna marry the guy.

00:32:35No, I just couldn't do it.

00:32:37Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life,

00:32:40knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,

00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,

00:32:46and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,

00:32:49and you chose not to do it,

00:32:51go ahead.

00:32:52But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:32:56I don't know.

00:33:00But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:33:04I don't know.

00:33:06Trust me. It's going to work.

00:33:10I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.

00:33:16Hi, Cheryl.

00:33:18Are you okay enough to chat with her?

00:33:21Oh, no.

00:33:22Hey.

00:33:35Happy birthday.

00:33:37Thanks.

00:33:39Have you guys seen Jake?

00:34:04Have you guys seen Jake?

00:34:09So...

00:34:12Happy birthday.

00:34:14Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?

00:34:20But it's actually from us.

00:34:22America?

00:34:25United States?

00:34:26I know where we live.

00:34:27Right.

00:34:28Of course.

00:34:29I know where we live.

00:34:30Right.

00:34:31Of course.

00:34:32Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?

00:34:46Oh, you want me to move?

00:34:47Yeah, no, I can totally move.

00:34:49No.

00:34:50No, you're fine.

00:35:04Jake!

00:35:05So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?

00:35:10Oh.

00:35:11I'm sorry.

00:35:12It?

00:35:13What?

00:35:14Um...

00:35:15It.

00:35:16Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.

00:35:22Oh.

00:35:23Oh.

00:35:24Oh.

00:35:25You mean, like, uh, right now?

00:35:28I mean, well, yeah.

00:35:30You know, the sooner the better.

00:35:32Yeah.

00:35:33Sure.

00:35:34I mean, well, yeah, of course.

00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you...

00:35:39I mean...

00:35:41Whew.

00:35:43Uh...

00:35:44It's just...

00:35:46You're so...

00:35:49You're so beautiful.

00:35:51Okay.

00:35:52Um...

00:35:53Hmm?

00:35:54Uh...

00:35:55No cuisine.

00:35:56Right.

00:35:57Um...

00:35:58Of course.

00:35:59Sorry.

00:36:00So, um...

00:36:05Do you want to unwrap me?

00:36:08Oh, wow.

00:36:09Uh...

00:36:10You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.

00:36:14Not that you're leftover.

00:36:15You're not.

00:36:16You're fresh.

00:36:18Now that you're leftover, you're not.

00:36:19You're fresh.

00:36:20Organic.

00:36:21Yep.

00:36:22So, the wrap.

00:36:23Right.

00:36:24Um...

00:36:25Where's the, uh...

00:36:26It's, uh, the end is...

00:36:27It's just, like, right over here.

00:36:28Oh, oh, yeah.

00:36:29Here it is.

00:36:30Yeah.

00:36:31I see it.

00:36:32Um...

00:36:33Let me just, uh...

00:36:34Uh...

00:36:35Ow.

00:36:36Ow.

00:36:37Ow.

00:36:38Ow.

00:36:39Ow.

00:36:40Sorry.

00:36:41Sorry.

00:36:42Sorry.

00:36:43I...

00:36:44It's okay.

00:36:45Here.

00:36:46Do it again.

00:36:47Sorry.

00:36:48I, uh...

00:36:49Sorry.

00:36:50I, uh...

00:36:51I, uh...

00:36:52I, uh...

00:36:53I, uh...

00:36:54I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.

00:36:55You know what?

00:36:56Let me just lay on the bed.

00:36:58Okay.

00:36:59Uh...

00:37:00Let me just see.

00:37:01Oh, here it is.

00:37:02I got it.

00:37:03All right.

00:37:04Just, um, pull it.

00:37:05Let me just...

00:37:06Whoa!

00:37:07Oh!

00:37:08Oh!

00:37:09Oh!

00:37:10Oh!

00:37:11Oh!

00:37:12Oh!

00:37:13Oh!

00:37:14Oh!

00:37:15Oh!

00:37:16Oh!

00:37:17Oh!

00:37:18Oh, geez!

00:37:19Uh, Cheryl, are you...

00:37:20You okay?

00:37:21Help!

00:37:22Help!

00:37:23Uh...

00:37:24Oh, oh!

00:37:25Oh!

00:37:26Oh!

00:37:27Oh!

00:37:28Oh!

00:37:29Oh!

00:37:30Oh!

00:37:31Oh!

00:37:32Oh, geez!

00:37:33Oh!

00:37:34Uh!

00:37:35Uh!

00:37:36Uh!

00:37:37Uh!

00:37:38Well, that was stupid.

00:37:40Haha!

00:37:41Haha!

00:37:42Haha!

00:37:43Haha!

00:37:44Haha!

00:37:45Haha!

00:37:48How you doing tonight?

00:37:52You having a good time?

00:37:53Yeah?

00:37:54Cheryl upstairs what I can't hear you

00:38:02Chips are so damn salty. Jake upstairs. Yeah, hold on take a piss much beer

00:38:24Oh

00:38:42Finally yeah, let's just get the blinds. Oh

00:38:49Don't don't worry about it. What I

00:38:51Mean I want us to be able to see each other. Oh

00:38:59Well, okay, okay

00:39:16Finally yeah, let's just get the blinds. Oh

00:39:20Oh

00:39:23Don't don't worry about it. What I mean, I want us to be able to see each other

00:39:30Oh

00:39:33Okay

00:39:50Oh

00:39:53Oh

00:40:03Oh

00:40:05Oh

00:40:07What are you doing, uh, I think it's time, you know

00:40:17What are you doing, uh, I think it's time, you know

00:40:30Do it

00:40:32Do it um not yet more foreplay, huh?

00:40:36Oh

00:40:38Oh

00:40:40Oh

00:40:42Oh

00:40:44So good

00:40:46Oh

00:40:48Yep, oh my god

00:40:50Oh my god

00:40:52Oh my god

00:40:54Oh

00:40:56Oh my god

00:40:58Oh my god

00:41:00Lockjaw lockjaw

00:41:02Is that even a thing?

00:41:04I don't know

00:41:06Are you okay?

00:41:07Are you okay?

00:41:10No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh

00:41:12It's fine, I'm just, uh, I'm embarrassed, I, it's

00:41:16Probably TMJ or fracture, swollen

00:41:22Oh

00:41:24You sure you're okay?

00:41:26Yeah, yeah, I'm fine

00:41:27Okay, great, have fun

00:41:28Oh

00:41:35Now, now, let's do now

00:41:37No, not yet, not yet

00:41:42Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come up, are you ready?

00:41:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not yet

00:41:48Lexi! Lexi!

00:41:49Lexi! Oh, shh!

00:41:55No, no, no, not yet.

00:41:56Lexi!

00:41:57Lexi!

00:41:58Oh, shh!

00:42:00No means no!

00:42:02Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:42:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:42:05It's been a really long time,

00:42:06and I just haven't been masturbated for anything.

00:42:13Uh-oh.

00:42:16Oh, hey, Jake.

00:42:19How you doing?

00:42:21How's it going?

00:42:22Good.

00:42:23Eric?

00:42:24Come on.

00:42:25Eric, help me.

00:42:26I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:42:29Excuse me.

00:42:33Cheryl's in here.

00:42:40Sup, bro?

00:42:41What the fuck is...

00:42:45Hey, wait!

00:42:46Lexi!

00:42:48Lexi!

00:42:49I'm still waiting.

00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry.

00:42:58I can't see.

00:42:59I'm blind.

00:43:02Damn it.

00:43:03I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.

00:43:06Hey, you!

00:43:08You better stop making fun of the blind,

00:43:10or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:43:15I'm so sorry.

00:43:16I'll never make fun of the blind again.

00:43:19Ah!

00:43:22What the do?

00:43:23I do go around here.

00:43:45Oh, man, no more water balloons.

00:43:47This party's ass.

00:43:49Yeah!

00:43:57This just isn't working.

00:43:59Nothing.

00:44:01What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?

00:44:09Spark it up!

00:44:11Yes!

00:44:13Oh, man!

00:44:15I love this game!

00:44:17We need controllers.

00:44:19Here, here, here.

00:44:25Woo!

00:44:27Look at this!

00:44:29Oh, my God!

00:44:31Fuel, fuel, fuel!

00:44:33Get that thing away!

00:44:35Jesus!

00:44:37Hey, dude.

00:44:39Nice shot.

00:44:41Wasn't me.

00:44:43Whoa, whoa!

00:44:45Nice!

00:44:47Are you sitting in there or something?

00:44:49Hey, you found the grenade launcher!

00:44:51Nice!

00:44:53Nice!

00:44:55Are you sitting in there or something?

00:44:57Hey, you found the grenade launcher!

00:44:59Nice!

00:45:00Nice!

00:45:01Nice!

00:45:13Do you have the extra controller?

00:45:15Wait, you have the controller.

00:45:17What?

00:45:19Whoa!

00:45:21You are the controller!

00:45:23No!

00:45:25I just...

00:45:27I didn't, I swear...

00:45:29You are the controller.

00:45:31No, I just...

00:45:33I didn't...

00:45:35I swear, I...

00:45:46Hey, hey, Sue.

00:45:49Come on, man.

00:45:53It's okay. Um...

00:45:55Hey, Sue.

00:45:59Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?

00:46:01Yeah, I just needed to...

00:46:03Um...

00:46:05Oh, sure.

00:46:07Listen, Sue, I...

00:46:09I was rethinking what I said earlier.

00:46:11You were?

00:46:13You mean...

00:46:15Y-yeah.

00:46:17Yeah.

00:46:19Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.

00:46:21You were?

00:46:23You mean...

00:46:25Y-yeah.

00:46:27Yeah.

00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?

00:46:31Yeah.

00:46:33Could we go get a drink?

00:46:37Wow, um...

00:46:39Your toilet's really...

00:46:41You...

00:46:43You know what? I gotta go.

00:46:45Um, happy birthday.

00:46:47No, that wasn't... I didn't...

00:46:49Oh, God, never mind.

00:47:03This was the worst idea ever.

00:47:05Never going to have sex.

00:47:07Ow.

00:47:31Hello? A little attention here.

00:47:33Oh, yeah.

00:47:35Sorry.

00:47:41Lex, don't be selfish.

00:47:43All right.

00:47:45Sorry.

00:47:47What?

00:47:51Ugh.

00:47:53Ugh.

00:47:58Ugh.

00:47:59Jeez.

00:48:01Who invented this stupid position, anyway?

00:48:03Too much fucking multitasking.

00:48:05Screw it.

00:48:07Screw it.

00:48:37Oh no, that was bad, that was so bad.

00:49:07Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?

00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J. Hey, does your name start with a J?

00:49:27Yes, it does.

00:49:28So, you're JJ?

00:49:30Uh-oh.

00:49:37Hello, welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.

00:49:58Would you like a priest or a nun today?

00:50:01A nun.

00:50:02Please punch in your credit card number.

00:50:04Please hold.

00:50:11Oh my goodness.

00:50:161-900-CONFESSION.

00:50:17How may I be of service?

00:50:19It's been one day since my last confession.

00:50:21I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:50:24One day?

00:50:27Ow!

00:50:29Is that too long?

00:50:30I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.

00:50:36Galan?

00:50:37Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.

00:50:42Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.

00:50:46What's your problem?

00:50:47A washing machine touched her.

00:50:50Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...

00:50:55All right, freak.

00:50:56Time's up.

00:50:57What?

00:50:58But what do I do?

00:50:59Just unplug the thing.

00:51:01No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.

00:51:05Well, then be happy.

00:51:07You found the perfect man.

00:51:09I'm serious.

00:51:10Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...

00:51:14I'll tell you this.

00:51:16Masturbation isn't a sin.

00:51:19No contritions?

00:51:21You broke no covenant with God.

00:51:23It's not in the Bible.

00:51:25So the washing machine could touch me anytime?

00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?

00:51:32Yes, and other things can touch you.

00:51:35Accidental masturbation is not a sin.

00:51:38Neither is intentional masturbation.

00:51:41Huh.

00:51:43God's pretty cool that way.

00:51:45He sure is.

00:51:46Now run along.

00:51:51Wow.

00:51:52How do you know all that?

00:51:54Because I'm a nun.

00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch!

00:51:59Huh.

00:52:00Accidental masturbation.

00:52:01Who'da think?

00:52:08Revenge sex.

00:52:09What a stupid fucking idiot.

00:52:10God, I'm getting out of here.

00:52:11Yeah, admit it.

00:52:12I've got no game.

00:52:13I guess I can scare you.

00:52:14I guess I'm a beautiful man.

00:52:16Fucking douchebag.

00:52:17Damn it.

00:52:18I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:52:19You go, girl.

00:52:20What?

00:52:21What are you doing here?

00:52:22We needed some place private.

00:52:23But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid...

00:52:25Yeah.

00:52:26If you want someone to be on the spot, I'm gonna make you mad.

00:52:27I'm gonna make you mad.

00:52:28You have to be on the spot.

00:52:29I'm gonna make you mad.

00:52:30I'm gonna make you mad.

00:52:31You don't know what I'm gonna make you mad.

00:52:32You're gonna make me mad.

00:52:33You're gonna make me mad.

00:52:35I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:52:38You go, girl.

00:52:40What?

00:52:43What are you doing here?

00:52:45We needed someplace private.

00:52:48But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid...

00:52:51Yeah?

00:52:51If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.

00:52:57No offense.

00:53:00Frank, the blind guy?

00:53:02Really?

00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.

00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.

00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

00:53:13It was like we used all our senses.

00:53:16Everything.

00:53:19If you're interested, I'll set it up.

00:53:23All right.

00:53:30What about him?

00:53:31Jeremy.

00:53:33Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.

00:53:35Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.

00:53:38I didn't know his last name, though.

00:53:41It's Jones.

00:53:43Jeremy Jones.

00:53:44This all makes sense.

00:53:46Excuse me.

00:53:48Jeremy.

00:53:50Hi.

00:53:51Hey.

00:53:52Who's on the phone?

00:53:53Oh, that's my new girlfriend.

00:53:56You'll meet her.

00:53:56Could be here in like an hour.

00:53:58Wait, you have a girlfriend?

00:54:14Oh.

00:54:16Hey, Frank.

00:54:17Sit.

00:54:22Oh, you meant...

00:54:23You meant the dog.

00:54:27Relax.

00:54:30You need to relax and calm down.

00:54:42Oh, I'm...

00:54:43I'm relaxed.

00:54:44I'm fine.

00:54:45Why are you biting your nail?

00:54:46I'm not.

00:54:48How did you know that?

00:54:55Corner.

00:55:00Sit.

00:55:02Roll over.

00:55:03Oh, you mean me.

00:55:10Roll over.

00:55:14Oh, you mean me.

00:55:16Oh, how do you...

00:55:18How do you want me to...

00:55:20Just lay down.

00:55:20Wait, I...

00:55:21Oh, you mean me.

00:55:33Oh.

00:55:34I shouldn't even be doing this, but...

00:55:37Considering it a teachable moment.

00:55:39Okay.

00:55:43Oh.

00:55:47See me with your hands.

00:55:51All right.

00:55:53Uh...

00:55:54You know, I should really...

00:56:02I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.

00:56:05Really.

00:56:09Oh.

00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.

00:56:21Frank.

00:56:37Frank.

00:56:38Oh.

00:56:43Oh, Frank.

00:56:51You know, man.

00:57:11Oh, give me a chip.

00:57:13My chips, homeboy.

00:57:14Oh, give me a chip, man.

00:57:16My chips.

00:57:17Oh, my chips.

00:57:18Oh, give me a chip.

00:57:19Oh, my chips.

00:57:20Oh, my chips.

00:57:21Guys, why are you making such a mess?

00:57:22Oh, my chips.

00:57:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?

00:57:24Sorry.

00:57:26It's just a case of accidental masturbation, that's all.

00:57:36Accidental masturbation, that's all.

00:57:43Come on, let me do this.

00:57:44Go away.

00:57:45I got it.

00:57:46I got it.

00:57:46No, really, please.

00:57:47I want to help.

00:57:49Please.

00:57:51Okay, everybody out.

00:57:54Leave.

00:57:54I have to back, please.

00:57:55You're not even getting the chips.

00:58:12They're over here.

00:58:12I see some dust over here, so it's just so much dust on this floor.

00:58:24This is a dirty floor.

00:58:26Such a dirty, dirty floor.

00:58:31I think I got all that.

00:58:56I'm just going to see how, oh.

00:59:07Oh, here's my chest.

00:59:08Frankie.

00:59:10Oh, my.

00:59:11Oh.

00:59:12What was that?

00:59:13What?

00:59:14Oh, shit.

00:59:15Man, we got to smoke.

00:59:16Oh, we can smoke in here.

00:59:18Stop.

00:59:19Frank, stop teasing Frank.

00:59:23Oh, shit.

00:59:26Sorry, man.

00:59:27We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.

00:59:30Oh, I heard something.

00:59:31You want to join us?

00:59:32Uh, no, I might.

00:59:33Come on.

00:59:34You got to do it.

00:59:35Come on.

00:59:36Seriously, guys.

00:59:37I need to go.

00:59:38What's your dog, man?

00:59:39Dude.

00:59:40What's it like being blinded?

00:59:41It's trippy.

00:59:46Frank?

00:59:47Frank, are we going to do something soon?

00:59:50Bro, you are too funny.

00:59:55Thanks, man.

00:59:57Ooh, this is some good stuff.

00:59:59I haven't smoked since junior high.

01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.

01:00:04Wait, wait, wait.

01:00:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.

01:00:11Damn, I really can't remember.

01:00:12This is some good shit.

01:00:20You're the devil.

01:00:21No more.

01:00:22You're the devil.

01:00:23No more.

01:00:28JJ, I'm Jeremy.

01:00:29You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

01:00:33Please.

01:00:34Lex.

01:00:35Lex.

01:00:36I can't.

01:00:37I mean, I got a girlfriend.

01:00:38I really like this girl.

01:00:39Fine.

01:00:40It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless pants.

01:00:42You're the devil.

01:00:43You're the devil.

01:00:44You're the devil.

01:00:45No more.

01:00:46No more.

01:00:47JJ, I'm Jeremy.

01:00:48You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

01:00:49Please.

01:00:50Lex.

01:00:51I can't.

01:00:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.

01:00:54I really like this girl.

01:00:55Fine.

01:00:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless pants.

01:01:04With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.

01:01:11Oh.

01:01:13We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.

01:01:19Perfect.

01:01:20Before she gets here.

01:01:25Perfect.

01:01:27Let's do it.

01:01:28Let's do it.

01:01:29Fuck me.

01:01:30Fuck me now.

01:01:31What?

01:01:32What's wrong?

01:01:33I can't.

01:01:34I can't get it in.

01:01:35It's too dry down there.

01:01:36It's a desert down there.

01:01:37It's sandpaper.

01:01:38Okay, I get the picture.

01:01:39Just try it again.

01:01:45No.

01:01:46Why is this happening?

01:01:47We've pulled around before.

01:01:48I was dripping wet.

01:01:49I came like four times, remember?

01:01:50Just do what you did then.

01:01:51Go on.

01:01:52I already did my thing.

01:01:53I already tried.

01:01:54What?

01:01:55What?

01:01:56What is different this time?

01:01:57I don't know.

01:01:58Last time.

01:01:59I don't know.

01:02:00Last time.

01:02:01I don't know.

01:02:02What?

01:02:03What?

01:02:04What?

01:02:05What?

01:02:06What?

01:02:07What is different this time?

01:02:08I don't know.

01:02:10Last time.

01:02:11I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

01:02:14What?

01:02:15You're not JJ.

01:02:16But your name is Jeremy.

01:02:17How can you not be JJ?

01:02:18Who the hell is this JJ?

01:02:21Who the hell is this JJ?

01:02:22What else you're talking about?

01:02:25Who the hell?

01:02:26You're talking that.

01:02:28Even the whole life is JJ?

01:02:31But your name is ㅤ� foundation.

01:02:32walking, próprio.

01:02:35All right can you not be JJ.

01:02:37Part Every man Woo.

01:02:38atin verse five.

01:02:39What's the matter?

01:02:40What is this, JJ?

01:02:42Where are you going?

01:02:44We're not done here.

01:02:46I can still do this. I just need a little bit of foot.

01:02:48I can do this.

01:02:50I don't need JJ. I don't need anyone else.

01:02:52We can do this.

01:02:54Go team.

01:03:00What? Just keep going.

01:03:07Shit.

01:03:10Jeremy?

01:03:18Where's Jeremy?

01:03:20What?

01:03:22We were just, you know...

01:03:24Hey, babe.

01:03:26Just working out.

01:03:32How could you, you bastard?

01:03:37You might wanna...

01:03:39What?

01:03:41What?

01:03:46Mariela!

01:03:48Mariela!

01:03:49You know, those aren't mine.

01:03:51At least not all of them.

01:03:53What is wrong with you?

01:03:55What is wrong with you?

01:04:01What is wrong with you?

01:04:03You used to be so pure.

01:04:05Well, no more. That's it.

01:04:07Really, that's the last one.

01:04:09That's the last one.

01:04:11You're wrong with you.

01:04:12I don't know.

01:04:14You see.

01:04:15You're in a very good room.

01:04:16You're in a very good room.

01:04:17You know how you

01:04:34What is it? What are you doing down here?

01:04:51Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.

01:04:56What?

01:04:57Why?

01:04:58Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog.

01:05:02Honey, it's gonna be okay.

01:05:05No, it's not okay.

01:05:08God. And you know whose fault it is?

01:05:11I'm sorry.

01:05:12It's Jake's. Jake's fault.

01:05:15That blind, cheating bastard.

01:05:18Yes. He's such a dickwad. You need to confront him.

01:05:22Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.

01:05:25I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?

01:05:28Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?

01:05:30You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.

01:05:33Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.

01:05:38Yeah.

01:05:40You know, you might wanna...

01:05:43You need to look hot while you break up with him.

01:05:45Yeah, you're right.

01:05:47Why am I wearing a sheet?

01:05:49I know.

01:05:56I'm sorry.

01:05:57I'm sorry.

01:05:58I get shy around beautiful women like you.

01:06:05I got no game.

01:06:06It's not important.

01:06:27Hey, um...

01:06:28Eric, I can't talk right now.

01:06:30No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.

01:06:33Really, Eric, I can't right now.

01:06:35No, no, no, no.

01:06:36I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.

01:06:42Eric, really?

01:06:44I don't care. It's fine.

01:06:45No, but I do.

01:06:47I mean, I do. I care.

01:06:49Eric, I haven't known how to tell you.

01:06:53Maybe cause, uh, I don't know, I'm a little shy.

01:06:56But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.

01:07:03Soon.

01:07:04Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.

01:07:08Really?

01:07:09Eric, you're shy. You have no game.

01:07:13No, not really.

01:07:17Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.

01:07:18Okay. All right.

01:07:24I, uh...

01:07:28Happy birthday, then.

01:07:41Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.

01:07:48Stop.

01:07:49I don't want to drink.

01:07:50I'm so sorry.

01:07:52I don't want to drink.

01:07:53Wow.

01:07:54Yeah.

01:07:55I'm so sorry.

01:07:56I'm so sorry.

01:07:57I'm so sorry.

01:07:58I'm so sorry.

01:07:59I'm so sorry.

01:08:03Here I come, baby.

01:08:08Get ready for your big birthday surprise.

01:08:13Oh, Eric, stop.

01:08:15Um, we can't do this.

01:08:17Oh, God, Damon, not again.

01:08:18Oh, no, um...

01:08:19You're a honey happy...

01:08:21What the fuck is this?

01:08:24Who the hell are you, dude?

01:08:26Okay, guys, don't.

01:08:31Cheryl.

01:08:31Oh, baby, what is this?

01:08:36Oh, gee, Cheryl.

01:08:38You're...

01:08:39I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...

01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.

01:08:45You couldn't find me?

01:08:47What about all those girls' vaginas you were in

01:08:50or your penis getting sucked?

01:08:52Cheryl, honey.

01:08:54No, no.

01:08:54We can work this out.

01:08:56Baby, I love you.

01:08:58Jake, no, you have to go.

01:08:59Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.

01:09:01I promise.

01:09:02No, Jake, I can't do this.

01:09:03I'm sorry.

01:09:05Oh, Cheryl, come on.

01:09:06No, Jake, please.

01:09:07Please, baby, come on.

01:09:08Just go, just go.

01:09:08I'm sorry.

01:09:10You're a harmless bitch!

01:09:12How can you do...

01:09:13Yay!

01:09:14You did it.

01:09:16I'm so proud of you.

01:09:17You got your revenge sex.

01:09:19You left him a mere shell of a man.

01:09:20Revenge sex?

01:09:24It's really not what it sounds like at all.

01:09:27Right.

01:09:29It all makes sense now.

01:09:32Wow.

01:09:33I feel really stupid.

01:09:36Eric, I'm really...

01:09:36I'm really sorry.

01:09:39Cheryl, I really liked you.

01:09:42And you used me.

01:09:44Eric, please don't go.

01:09:46Please, Eric!

01:09:46Eric, aren't you happy?

01:09:52Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.

01:09:55You mean the sex?

01:09:57Was it...

01:09:57Yeah?

01:09:58No, we didn't quite do it.

01:10:01Oh.

01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.

01:10:03Really?

01:10:04I just never found the right guy.

01:10:06Or guys.

01:10:08Anyway, we better get downstairs.

01:10:10People are starting to leave.

01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.

01:10:13I can't believe she dumped me, man.

01:10:27This is bullshit.

01:10:33Dude, suck it!

01:10:36God, I'm out of here!

01:10:38Yeah!

01:10:39He has good hair, though.

01:10:40Don't keep on my car, either.

01:11:03Sue, are you alright?

01:11:06Was it from sex?

01:11:08Did you pop your cork?

01:11:09I don't think so.

01:11:10Not with the guy, anyway.

01:11:13Oh, don't ask.

01:11:14Every possible object.

01:11:17It's like every mechanical thing.

01:11:18It was like...

01:11:20Transformers.

01:11:21They just all became vibrators.

01:11:23I told you.

01:11:25It's addicting.

01:11:28So what about Chris?

01:11:30Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.

01:11:32I told you he was gay.

01:11:34Oh.

01:11:34Well, I think I'm just...

01:11:36Oh.

01:11:37Cramp.

01:11:39Oh.

01:11:40Oh.

01:11:41I think it's broken.

01:11:42So wait.

01:11:45None of us cashed an RV card.

01:11:47Ha!

01:11:51Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.

01:11:54So let's go grab some food.

01:11:56Can I go?

01:11:57No.

01:11:59I think I should finish up here.

01:12:02Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?

01:12:04No.

01:12:06I don't know.

01:12:07For some reason, I just realized...

01:12:09He needs to be my first.

01:12:11Or something.

01:12:13Why?

01:12:14Do you know him?

01:12:15Sort of.

01:12:16Oh.

01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him,

01:12:19tell him I'd like to see him again.

01:12:21Leave everything.

01:12:28Love him.

01:12:29Shut it.

01:12:30You want to do it?

01:12:30I don't want to hear it from you.

01:12:31You want to get married.

01:12:32You want to do it?

01:12:33All right.

01:12:34All right.

01:12:35All right.

01:12:36All right.

01:12:51All right.

01:13:04No.

01:13:05No way.

01:13:09All right.

01:13:15All right.

01:13:16All right.

01:13:18Oh, well. There's always next year.

01:13:48It's you. I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:13:56Joanna.

01:14:18I've been waiting for you.

01:14:48I've been waiting for you.

01:14:50I've been waiting for you.

01:14:52I've been waiting for you.

01:14:54I've been waiting for you.

01:14:56I've been waiting for you.

01:14:58And I've been waiting for you.

01:15:00I've been waiting for you.

01:15:02Wow. That's amazing.

01:15:06Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.

01:15:10I guess something inspired me.

01:15:14You really captured his expression in his eyes.

01:15:18Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.

01:15:24Who's?

01:15:25Eric's. Well, it's him, right?

01:15:30Oh.

01:15:32Yeah.

01:15:34I have to go see him.

01:15:40Well, I think you know what we should do.

01:15:48One-nine-hundred, confess.

01:15:58Sister Terese?

01:16:00Yeah, hon. There was a problem with your credit card.

01:16:03I just need the last three numbers in the back.

01:16:06Oh, sure.

01:16:08It's two-seven-one.

01:16:11Sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?

01:16:16Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?

01:16:21Take you back?

01:16:23Sure, hon. Why not?

01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.

01:16:29Well, how do you know if you're on that path?

01:16:31I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.

01:16:36Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.

01:16:40Sister, can I get up now?

01:16:43I really gotta pee.

01:16:45No! Hush your trap!

01:16:49Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.

01:16:54I will.

01:16:56Thanks.

01:17:00Sister?

01:17:01Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you shit fucker!

01:17:04Sister!

01:17:22Eric, wait!

01:17:26Cheryl?

01:17:27Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.

01:17:35I was trying to have revenge sex with you.

01:17:38At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.

01:17:41I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:17:44The revenge part, not the sex part.

01:17:47Um, I, I do want to go out with you.

01:17:52And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:17:56I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these-

01:18:01Eric!

01:18:03Come on, I gotta get going.

01:18:05Oh.

01:18:07Wow.

01:18:09Cheryl, this is my sister Tina. Tina, Cheryl.

01:18:11Hi, nice to meet you.

01:18:19Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?

01:18:25Yeah, sure.

01:18:33Oh.

01:18:35Sorry, no kissing, right?

01:18:36No, kissing.

01:18:37Oh.

01:18:38Mmm.

01:18:56Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?

01:19:01I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.

01:19:05Wait, what? I never did that.

01:19:08I mean, you don't have to lie about it. She told me all about your pierced tongue.

01:19:17She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:19:20I wonder who it was.

01:19:21I wonder who it was.

01:19:22I've had to go, too.

01:19:23Is that less?

01:19:24I'm sorry.

01:19:25I've had to be them.

01:19:31No, I'm sorry.

01:19:32I'm sorry.

01:19:33You're sorry, I'm sorry.

01:19:35I'm sorry.

01:19:39Yeah, okay, but I'm sorry.

01:19:41You know it, so do you have to miss her?

01:19:43Yikes!

01:19:44Let's see.

01:19:45I think.

01:19:46No, no, no.

01:19:47Oh.

01:19:48No, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:19:49Dear Lord, please forgive me.

01:20:00I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.

01:20:19Excuse me, excuse me, do you know where the church is?

01:20:44It's on Fountain Street.

01:20:46Um, yeah, that's the church I go to, or used to go to.

01:20:50Um, it's straight up that way and then left.

01:20:56You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.

01:20:59Oh, um, I don't know.

01:21:09Well, that's pretty powerful.

01:21:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.

01:21:18Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.

01:21:22I don't think so.

01:21:24But thanks.

01:21:25What's your name?

01:21:26Sue.

01:21:27What's yours?

01:21:28Jesus.

01:21:29Really?

01:21:30Si.

01:21:31Maybe I could use the ride.

01:21:36Maybe I could use the ride.

01:21:56Um.

01:21:59Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:22:01That's right.

01:22:02You don't know.

01:22:08Like I said, you beat me on a phymus.

01:22:12Oh, oh.

01:22:13Ugh, oh.

01:22:14Sorry.

01:22:16And then, as well as you know, you valley."

01:23:19We're right back.

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