- 5 months ago
Drama unfolds when good girls cross the line into a world of wild secrets and forbidden love.
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00:00:30Hello? Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans. I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate. So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure. I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake. I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:06What? But you can't. I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:19This is bad. You know, I'm going to tell Lexi. She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:24Come on, Lexi.
00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:55But this is the big one eight. I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special. But this has to be newer and more special. So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that. Like something nice.
00:02:14Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:18Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:02:23Oh, so do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:47Here you go.
00:02:48No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:09Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:15It will be. I promise.
00:03:17It will always be amazing.
00:03:19With you.
00:03:20And me.
00:03:22Together.
00:03:30Jake, no.
00:03:31I have to go.
00:03:32I have to work on my art project.
00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:38but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:40Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:45This Saturday?
00:03:46Of course.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay. Bye.
00:03:55Oh, baby.
00:04:09You're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:14Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:16Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:26Yeah, right.
00:04:27I bet.
00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:48Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:52So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:59I mean, he's handsome, and smart, and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of
00:05:08him, so I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:20Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:05:27Listen, guys, I'm, I know it's tradition, but, I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but, I'm sorry.
00:05:46But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:55It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:00Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:07Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09Me and it kind of suck, because I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day, and I'm just not
00:06:20ready yet.
00:06:20I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:27I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:31I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:37But, if you want to do it this year, then, maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:55To church.
00:06:56To pray for you.
00:06:57Want to be first in line.
00:07:00I'm getting this is...
00:07:01Yeah, me too.
00:07:02Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It's been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:07:26It's about sex.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:29I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Aw.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy's...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:47But there was nothing there.
00:07:51Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse.
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:08I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:08:10If you know what I mean.
00:08:12All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16Woody?
00:08:17What?
00:08:19Ah!
00:08:21How could you do so?
00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:26You're a bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:34Yes.
00:08:36Yes!
00:08:37Run!
00:08:38Run!
00:08:39Home route!
00:08:41Ah!
00:08:42Damn it!
00:08:44Fuck you, Yankees.
00:08:48Sorry.
00:08:49Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16What do you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:20Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:24I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:28Do you hear me?
00:09:29I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:35Do what?
00:09:36It.
00:09:38Screw.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:09:44You know, shagging.
00:09:45Fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Well, okay, great.
00:10:03We're all in, then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:10:09Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:13I'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:23Hey, Frank.
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:26Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:42Wait, are you back?
00:10:44Hey.
00:10:45Um, I was wondering.
00:10:46We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthdays.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see at my shorts?
00:10:56Well, the house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our beady sleep, because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy, Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:11:27It's a pot of your chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catty-kism.
00:11:33What the fuck is catty-kism?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:50My soulmate.
00:11:54Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:00What?
00:12:01No.
00:12:02Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:09Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:28Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:43I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:47I knew it.
00:12:59Come on.
00:13:08You're so perfect.
00:13:38You knew that's what I look like.
00:14:06Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:36Tomorrow's the day.
00:14:38Oh my gosh, you're coming.
00:15:02Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:08Ew, why?
00:15:10It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:12It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:14I'm going to surprise you.
00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18He's going to be really sexy.
00:15:20It's stupid.
00:15:22Just screw him.
00:15:24Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:26Oh, Christ.
00:15:27Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:15:29Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:35You're an idiot.
00:15:36A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:40Seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:15:42Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:43I love it.
00:15:44You should put that down, though, because it's really...
00:15:45Very fragile.
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:47Very fragile.
00:15:48Yeah.
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:50Set it down.
00:15:51Hurry up.
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:53Those are your anal beads, right?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55I thought so.
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:57Okay.
00:15:58Let's go.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06Okay.
00:16:07Let's go.
00:16:26Let's go.
00:16:27Let's go.
00:16:28Let's go.
00:16:29Let's go.
00:16:30Oh, Jesus.
00:16:31Whoa!
00:16:32Hold up.
00:16:33Oh, we're gonna have some fun.
00:16:34Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:16:36Nice!
00:16:47Happy birthday, Lex.
00:16:50Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful, it stings.
00:16:58And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:17:01Oh, how did you know?
00:17:03I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:17:05Please, please.
00:17:11Foster, such a beauty.
00:17:14Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:16All right.
00:17:17Sorry.
00:17:18Are you okay now?
00:17:19Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:17:23This is crazy.
00:17:24Jake!
00:17:25Hi!
00:17:26Hey, Ben.
00:17:27Happy birthday.
00:17:28Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:29What?
00:17:30You want a beer?
00:17:31No.
00:17:32Oh, hon.
00:17:33Come here.
00:17:34I have your present here.
00:17:35I'll give it to you later.
00:17:36The time's right.
00:17:37Oh.
00:17:38You didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:39Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:41What?
00:17:42You want a beer?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44Oh, hon.
00:17:45Come here.
00:17:46I have your present here.
00:17:47I'll give it to you later.
00:17:48When the time's right.
00:17:49Oh.
00:17:50You didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:51And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:17:55Hey.
00:17:56Ralph.
00:17:57We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:17:58We'll bet.
00:17:59See, this one behind.
00:18:00Look!
00:18:01We've got some other family.
00:18:02I want you to come here.
00:18:03Well, the card says you're locked.
00:18:04This is really a minha wife.
00:18:05But this is my one for me.
00:18:06You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:07And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:18:10Hey, Ralph.
00:18:11We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:18:13A little bit.
00:18:17All right.
00:18:18This is my man right here.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:20Fد.
00:18:21How you doing?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Wow.
00:18:25Wow.
00:18:26Come back?
00:18:27Wow.
00:18:28My class.
00:18:29check it out
00:18:33dare me
00:18:36oh dude look at those
00:18:55are those real
00:18:56have you guys seen Cheryl
00:18:57hey ah dude move
00:18:59come on lame
00:19:01oh all right
00:19:02okay
00:19:03I'll see you guys
00:19:03later
00:19:04go do some push-ups
00:19:05or something
00:19:05aww the moves
00:19:0620 bucks says
00:19:07by the end of the day
00:19:08I will be
00:19:09motorboating those
00:19:10kitties
00:19:10yeah
00:19:11they're fake anyways
00:19:14who cares
00:19:16okay
00:19:17oh dude dude
00:19:22I'm blind you
00:19:23fucking asshole
00:19:27Sue no it's your birthday
00:19:29here let me
00:19:30Joanna no
00:19:31just go enjoy the party
00:19:32it's not
00:19:34open
00:19:36hey
00:19:39do my lips look any plumper
00:19:41I put this stuff on
00:19:42but I can't really feel anything yet
00:19:44have you guys seen Jake
00:19:47I haven't seen him anywhere
00:19:48it just like disappeared
00:19:49are these real
00:20:04of course they are
00:20:06how come I could have met you
00:20:09I don't know
00:20:10maybe he's gonna be around
00:20:11Ryan
00:20:12have you seen Jake
00:20:13um
00:20:14I think he's around
00:20:16or something
00:20:16maybe upstairs
00:20:18maybe he wants to go get my birthday present
00:20:22that's probably where he went
00:20:23liquid courage?
00:20:30yeah
00:20:30atta girl
00:20:31vodka cranberry?
00:20:37surely simple
00:20:37well
00:20:40I guess it's now or never
00:20:41I can go meet a ride
00:20:42Sue?
00:20:45are you okay?
00:20:46Sue?
00:20:48relax
00:20:48they're just eyes
00:20:51okay
00:20:51nothing to be scared of
00:20:53seriously
00:20:53you're gonna be fine
00:20:55is Chris here?
00:21:02wow
00:21:02it's even worse in person
00:21:04isn't it?
00:21:05no
00:21:05he does not
00:21:06have gay face
00:21:07I'm gonna prove it to you
00:21:09I'm gonna do it
00:21:10I'm gonna do it
00:21:25I'm gonna do this
00:21:26go back
00:21:27hey
00:21:31you can do this
00:21:32just act like a slut
00:21:34just pretend
00:21:38you're alex
00:21:40yeah my favorite chapter is
00:21:49song and gloire
00:21:50Chris
00:21:52hi
00:21:53can I talk to you?
00:21:55uh-huh
00:21:56um
00:21:57in private?
00:21:59oh
00:22:00hey Lexi
00:22:15hey Lexi
00:22:16what?
00:22:17what?
00:22:17Chris
00:22:18you're so
00:22:20sexy
00:22:21ever since you played Jesus at camp
00:22:24I've just
00:22:25I've known that
00:22:26we were meant to be together
00:22:28and I really want to
00:22:31oh
00:22:33what are you doing?
00:22:35is that wrong?
00:22:36Sue
00:22:36what's gotten into you?
00:22:38nothing
00:22:38I'm sorry
00:22:39I don't know how to do this
00:22:41Sue
00:22:42Sue
00:22:44Sue
00:22:45Sue
00:22:45I
00:22:48understand
00:22:49these
00:22:50urges
00:22:51and
00:22:52you know
00:22:53I like you too
00:22:55really?
00:22:57you do?
00:22:58I do
00:22:58I really do
00:23:00I like you too
00:23:02really?
00:23:04you do?
00:23:05I do
00:23:05I really do
00:23:06it's just
00:23:08I've devoted a lot of my life
00:23:12to one
00:23:13certain man
00:23:14right
00:23:15Lexi said you were
00:23:17Jesus
00:23:18oh
00:23:19Batman
00:23:20of course
00:23:21what did you think?
00:23:23oh
00:23:24nothing
00:23:24so we can still
00:23:27do this
00:23:27then?
00:23:28oh
00:23:28Sue
00:23:29you know
00:23:31for me
00:23:33when I think about that man
00:23:37who died for our sins
00:23:39when I think about him
00:23:41up there on that cross
00:23:43so helpless
00:23:44yet so
00:23:46muscular
00:23:48with his strong
00:23:50thighs
00:23:52crossed over each other
00:23:54so delicately
00:23:57beneath that ragged
00:23:59loincloth
00:24:00growing so hot
00:24:03so sweaty
00:24:05under that hot
00:24:06hot sun
00:24:08I just feel such
00:24:10compassion
00:24:12I think about those things too
00:24:14so you understand
00:24:16why I
00:24:17can't do this
00:24:19not really
00:24:20I just find it too hard
00:24:23it is
00:24:23to
00:24:24give in to
00:24:26carnal
00:24:27pleasure
00:24:27when
00:24:28he sacrificed
00:24:29so much for us
00:24:31so
00:24:32I'm gonna go out there
00:24:44right
00:24:45Andy
00:24:45we're gonna tell you
00:24:46throw these on
00:24:46hey
00:24:47whoa
00:24:48have you seen Jake?
00:24:51uh
00:24:52no
00:24:52no
00:24:53alright
00:24:54alright
00:24:59focus
00:24:59focus
00:25:00focus
00:25:00oh there he is
00:25:08oh he got me the puppy
00:25:13that I wanted
00:25:14how could he?
00:25:30what happened?
00:25:35did you guys do it?
00:25:36Sue?
00:25:38he doesn't want me
00:25:39because he's gay
00:25:41no he's not
00:25:42he just really loves Jesus
00:25:44oh come on Sue
00:25:46the only reason we even liked him
00:25:49is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you
00:25:51look
00:25:53look
00:25:53the only way
00:25:54you are gonna find out
00:25:56what kind of man you really want
00:25:57is to know what kind of woman
00:25:59you really are
00:26:00deep inside
00:26:02what?
00:26:04come with me
00:26:05where?
00:26:06to meet your dark side
00:26:08leave
00:26:11out
00:26:16everyone out
00:26:18Sue
00:26:28Sue
00:26:28it's time
00:26:29for you and your vagina
00:26:31to meet
00:26:31face to face
00:26:33I really can't
00:26:46I really don't think
00:26:47I can do this
00:26:48I'm not letting you out
00:26:50until you look
00:26:51I'm not letting you out
00:26:56until you look
00:26:57Sue?
00:27:01can you see it?
00:27:05Sue
00:27:05I'm almost
00:27:10I'm almost there
00:27:12what?
00:27:20what?
00:27:20Sue what happened?
00:27:21what did you see?
00:27:23a raccoon?
00:27:25what?
00:27:26you overshot it
00:27:28aim the mirror further up
00:27:29I can't
00:27:38please don't make me do that again
00:27:39okay
00:27:40fine
00:27:40fine
00:27:41I didn't want to do this
00:27:43but you leave me no choice
00:27:45what?
00:27:47you really
00:27:48need an orgasm
00:27:49honestly
00:27:50I don't know
00:27:51how you expected
00:27:52to ever have sex
00:27:53with someone else
00:27:53when you've never even
00:27:54had it with yourself
00:27:55this really has to be
00:27:57your first step
00:27:58Lex
00:27:58I'm ready
00:27:59coming
00:28:00Sue
00:28:01my black vibrator
00:28:02is somewhere in the top drawer
00:28:03just find it
00:28:04and use it
00:28:05wait
00:28:07what does a black vibrator
00:28:08look like?
00:28:09it's black
00:28:09it vibrates
00:28:11come on Rod
00:28:14let's go to Sue's room
00:28:16don't come back
00:28:18until you have
00:28:19at least one orgasm
00:28:20hey cutie
00:28:34cutie
00:28:35bang
00:28:42bang
00:28:43bang
00:28:44bang
00:28:45bang
00:28:46bang
00:28:47bang
00:28:48bang
00:28:49bang
00:28:50good boy
00:28:51straightened up
00:28:52good boy
00:28:53good boy
00:28:54good boy
00:28:55he knows over a hundred commands
00:28:57I'm sorry I can't see anything
00:29:02that is not funny Cheryl
00:29:04what a bitch
00:29:05fortunately when you're blind
00:29:07you get used to things like that
00:29:09ah
00:29:10ah
00:29:11ah
00:29:12ah
00:29:14ah
00:29:16ah
00:29:17ah
00:29:18ah
00:29:20ah
00:29:21ah
00:29:22ah
00:29:23ah
00:29:24ah
00:29:25ah
00:29:26ah
00:29:27ah
00:29:28ah
00:29:29ah
00:29:40ah
00:29:40ah
00:29:41ah
00:29:42ah
00:29:51oh shit
00:29:52oh shit
00:29:53ah
00:29:54what's wrong with this thing?
00:29:55ah
00:29:56ah
00:29:57What is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful.
00:30:27I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:30:35It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:45Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:30:48No, you can't just leave.
00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened. I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:56I don't know. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:31:03I'm leaving.
00:31:08I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:17Revenge sex.
00:31:19Revenge what? What does that even mean?
00:31:21It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:27But he... I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would...
00:31:31He's just in other girls.
00:31:33Trust me, he'll care.
00:31:35Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him. To his ego.
00:31:39Just screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:43Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:31:49No, I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:55Eric! He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:32:00I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:32:04Really? And what type is that?
00:32:06Sweaty.
00:32:09Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:15Oh, no. I can never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:19Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:32:22Someone that I haven't.
00:32:24I fooled around.
00:32:29Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:32:32I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:32:34No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:36Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life,
00:32:39knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:32:45and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:32:48and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:32:51But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:32:59But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:05Trust me. It's going to work.
00:33:14I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:18Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:19Okay, now I'm just jabbering.
00:33:21Oh, no.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:36Happy birthday.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:34:03Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:05Happy birthday.
00:34:09So...
00:34:12Happy birthday.
00:34:16Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:34:20But it's actually from us.
00:34:21U.S.
00:34:23America?
00:34:26United States?
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:29Right.
00:34:30Of course.
00:34:31I know where we live.
00:34:32Right.
00:34:33Of course.
00:34:35Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:37Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:38Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:34:39I just...
00:34:40No, you're fine.
00:34:41Jake!
00:34:42So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:34:43Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:44Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:34:45I just...
00:34:46No, you're fine.
00:34:47Jake!
00:34:49So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:34:51Oh.
00:34:52I'm sorry.
00:34:53It?
00:34:54What, um...
00:34:55It?
00:34:56It?
00:34:57What, um...
00:34:58It?
00:34:59Like...
00:35:00Monkey bonin' and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:35:02Get real nice.
00:35:03It's fine.
00:35:04It's fine.
00:35:05It's fine.
00:35:06Jake!
00:35:08So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:13It?
00:35:14What, um...
00:35:15It.
00:35:16Like, monkey bonin' and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:35:20Get real nasty.
00:35:22Oh!
00:35:23Oh!
00:35:24You mean, like...
00:35:25Uh...
00:35:27Right now?
00:35:28I mean, well...
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30You know, the sooner the better.
00:35:33Yeah, sure.
00:35:34I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um...
00:35:37I just never realized that you...
00:35:39I mean...
00:35:42Whew.
00:35:43Uh...
00:35:45It's just...
00:35:48You're so...
00:35:50You're so beautiful.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:52Um...
00:35:53Hmm?
00:35:54Uh...
00:35:55No cuisine.
00:35:57Right.
00:35:58Um...
00:35:59Of course.
00:36:00Sorry.
00:36:03So, um...
00:36:06Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:36:09Oh, wow.
00:36:10Uh...
00:36:11You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket.
00:36:12Or...
00:36:13Leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Not that you're left over.
00:36:16You're not.
00:36:17Uh...
00:36:18You're fresh.
00:36:22Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:24Uh...
00:36:25You're fresh.
00:36:26Organic.
00:36:28Yep.
00:36:31So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:34Um...
00:36:36Where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's...
00:36:38Uh...
00:36:39Like, right over here.
00:36:40Oh, oh, yeah.
00:36:41Here it is.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:43Uh, it's where I see it.
00:36:44Um...
00:36:45Let me just, uh...
00:36:46Uh...
00:36:47Ow!
00:36:48Ow!
00:36:49Ow!
00:36:50Ow!
00:36:51Sorry!
00:36:52Sorry!
00:36:53Sorry!
00:36:54I, uh...
00:36:55I bite my nails.
00:36:56So, it's a little difficult.
00:36:57You know what?
00:36:58Let me just lay on the bed.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:06Uh...
00:37:07Let me just...
00:37:08See...
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:11Here it is!
00:37:12I got it!
00:37:13Alright, just, um...
00:37:14Pull it.
00:37:15Let me just...
00:37:16Ah!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:19Oh, geez!
00:37:20Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Help me!
00:37:23Help!
00:37:24Uh...
00:37:26Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:28Oh, geez.
00:37:38Well, that was stupid.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:48How you doing tonight?
00:37:49Good.
00:37:50You having a good time?
00:37:51Yeah?
00:37:52Good?
00:37:53Jake!
00:37:54I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:37:59I don't have a beer.
00:38:01Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake!
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Up...stairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07Hold on.
00:38:08Take a piss.
00:38:09How much beer?
00:38:11I'd sonra, probably bye.
00:38:12Thear Sigvin is who everyone should get the ice cream, so I want to make a spoonful in weight.
00:38:14Yo...
00:38:17I could give them some tea for you.
00:38:18O da da...
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23How much beer?
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:25Oh!
00:38:26Ah, ha, ha!
00:38:27Ah!
00:38:28Ah!
00:38:29Ah...!
00:38:31Ah!
00:38:32Ah, ah, ah...
00:38:37Finally, I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:38:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:48Um, don't worry about it.
00:38:50What?
00:38:51I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:58Well, okay.
00:38:59Okay.
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:08I'm going to go to the table.
00:39:10I'm going to go to the table.
00:39:15Finally.
00:39:16I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:39:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:22Um, don't worry about it.
00:39:24What?
00:39:25I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:29Uh-oh.
00:39:32Well, okay.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35Um.
00:40:04Uh-oh.
00:40:12Ah.
00:40:18Ugh.
00:40:24What are you doing?
00:40:25Uh.
00:40:26I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:40:33Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:40:36Huh? Oh.
00:40:44It's so good.
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:49Yep.
00:40:50Oh, my God. Draw, draw, draw.
00:40:54What? What? What?
00:40:55What?
00:40:57Lockjaw, lockjaw.
00:41:00Is that even a thing?
00:41:02I don't know.
00:41:04Are you okay?
00:41:08No, no, no, no. It's, uh, it's fine.
00:41:13I'm just embarrassed.
00:41:16It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:41:22Are you sure you're okay?
00:41:25Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:27Okay, great. Have fun.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:35Now. Now, let's do it now.
00:41:37No, not yet. Not yet.
00:41:38Not yet.
00:41:42I'm gonna come.
00:41:43I'm gonna come right up. Are you ready?
00:41:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47No.
00:41:48No, no, no, no, no. Not yet.
00:41:50Lexi. Lexi.
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:52Oh.
00:41:53Oh, no, no, no, no, not yet, Lexi, Lexi, oh, oh, no means no, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry,
00:42:05I'm sorry, it's been a really long time and I just, I haven't been masturbating for anything.
00:42:16Oh, hey, Jake, how are you doing?
00:42:22How are you doing?
00:42:22You good?
00:42:23Eric?
00:42:24Come, Eric, help me, I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:29Excuse me.
00:42:33Cheryl's in here.
00:42:40Sup, brother?
00:42:41What the fuck is...
00:42:45Hey, wait!
00:42:47Lex, hey, still waiting.
00:42:49Still waiting.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.
00:43:01Damn it.
00:43:02I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you!
00:43:08You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:11I'm so sorry!
00:43:12I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:13What the fuck?
00:43:14I'm so sorry!
00:43:15I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:17I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:19Hey!
00:43:20Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:43:21What the fuck?
00:43:23What the fuck?
00:43:24Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:43:47This party's ass.
00:43:49Yeah!
00:43:56This just isn't working.
00:44:00Nothing.
00:44:01What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:44:04I'm careful, man.
00:44:07The lock sticks.
00:44:09Spark it up!
00:44:11Yes!
00:44:14Oh, man!
00:44:16I love this game!
00:44:18The controllers, we gotta play.
00:44:19Here, here, here, here.
00:44:20Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:21All right, come on, come on.
00:44:24Whoo!
00:44:26Whoa!
00:44:27Look at this!
00:44:28Oh, my God!
00:44:30Pew, pew, pew!
00:44:32Get that thing away!
00:44:33Jesus!
00:44:34Aw!
00:44:39Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:44:44Wasn't me.
00:44:46Whoa!
00:44:47Whoa!
00:44:48Nice!
00:44:49Are you sitting there or something?
00:44:50Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:44:51Nice!
00:44:52Nice!
00:44:53Do you have the extra controller?
00:44:54Which one?
00:44:55Why?
00:44:56Oh, you have...
00:44:57I think..
00:44:59Cheers...
00:45:00I'll be like...
00:45:01You're welcome, Daddy.
00:45:02Well, look out...
00:45:03Thank you,اج.
00:45:04Yep.
00:45:23Whoa, you are the controller I didn't
00:45:53Hey, did you hear me calling you yeah, I just needed to oh
00:46:11Sure, listen Sue I I was rethinking what I said earlier
00:46:20You were? You mean? Yeah
00:46:26So you think we should give it a try? Can we go get a drink?
00:46:34Wow, your toilets really
00:46:40You know what, I gotta go
00:46:44Um, happy birthday
00:46:46No, no there wasn't, I didn't
00:46:48Oh god, never mind
00:46:50This is the worst idea ever
00:47:06Never going to have sex
00:47:08Ow
00:47:10Hello, a little attention here
00:47:32Oh yeah, sorry
00:47:34Lex, don't be selfish
00:47:42All right, sorry
00:47:44All right, sorry
00:47:58Ugh, geez
00:48:00Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:48:04Too much fucking multitasking
00:48:06Screw it
00:48:08Uh
00:48:14Uh
00:48:18Uh
00:48:20Uh
00:48:22Uh
00:48:24Uh
00:48:26Uh
00:48:28Uh
00:48:30Uh
00:48:32Uh
00:48:34No, that was bad.
00:48:56That was so bad.
00:49:04Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:22Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:27Yes, it does.
00:49:29So you're JJ?
00:49:31That was the king.
00:49:56Hello.
00:49:57Welcome to 1-900-CONTES.
00:49:59Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:02A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:10Please hold.
00:50:12Oh, my goodness.
00:50:161-900-CONFESSION.
00:50:18How may I be of service?
00:50:20It's been one day since my last confession.
00:50:23I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:25One day?
00:50:26Is that too long?
00:50:27I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:29Go on.
00:50:30Um, okay.
00:50:31Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:50:32Well, actually, I didn't know.
00:50:33A washing machine did.
00:50:34What's her problem?
00:50:35A washing machine touched her.
00:50:37Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:47All right, freak.
00:50:48Time's up.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50But what do I do?
00:50:51Just unplug the thing.
00:50:52No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy.
00:51:07You found the perfect man.
00:51:08I'm serious.
00:51:09Look, honey.
00:51:10You seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this.
00:51:14Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:19No contritions?
00:51:21You broke no covenant with God.
00:51:24It's not in the Bible.
00:51:25So the washing machine can touch me anytime?
00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:32Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:36Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:38Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:41Huh.
00:51:44God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:45He sure is.
00:51:47Now run along.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:53How do you know all that?
00:51:55Because I'm a nun.
00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:51:59Huh.
00:52:00Accidental masturbation.
00:52:02Who'da think?
00:52:11Revenge sex.
00:52:13What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:15God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:17Yeah, admit it.
00:52:19I've got no game.
00:52:21I guess I'll just get up to me like this one.
00:52:23I'm a beautiful man.
00:52:25Fucking douchebag.
00:52:27Damn it.
00:52:29Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:31You go, girl.
00:52:33What?
00:52:35What are you doing here?
00:52:45We needed some place private.
00:52:47But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:50Yeah.
00:52:52If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:58No offense.
00:53:00Frank, the blind guy?
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:12It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:15Everything.
00:53:17If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:22All right.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32Jeremy.
00:53:33Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:35Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:38I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:41It's Jones.
00:53:42Jeremy Jones.
00:53:44This all makes sense.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:49Jeremy.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51Hey.
00:53:52Who's on the phone?
00:53:53Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:55You'll meet her.
00:53:56I'll come here in like an hour.
00:53:58Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:54:00Oh, hi.
00:54:01Hey, Frank.
00:54:02Sit.
00:54:03Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:54:07Relax.
00:54:08You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:15Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed and fine.
00:54:20Oh, you meant...
00:54:23You meant the dog.
00:54:26Relax.
00:54:29You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:41Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:54:45Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:47I'm not.
00:54:50How did you know that?
00:54:55Corner.
00:54:59Sit.
00:55:02Roll over.
00:55:06Oh, you mean me.
00:55:10Roll over.
00:55:14Oh, you mean me.
00:55:16Oh, how do you...
00:55:17How do you...
00:55:18How do you want me to...
00:55:20Just like that.
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:34I shouldn't even be doing this but...
00:55:36Considering it a teachable moment.
00:55:40Okay.
00:55:44Oh.
00:55:47See me with your hands.
00:55:48All right.
00:55:52All right.
00:55:53Uh...
00:56:01You know, I should really...
00:56:02I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:56:04Really.
00:56:05Really.
00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.
00:56:20Mmm, peanut butter.
00:56:37Frank. Frank.
00:56:39Oh.
00:56:43Oh, Frank.
00:56:50You know what I mean?
00:56:51Oh, you know what I mean?
00:56:52No, man?
00:56:53Ooh.
00:56:54Gimme a chip.
00:56:57My chips, homeboy.
00:56:58Ooh!
00:56:59Gimme a chip, man.
00:57:00Dude, gimme a chip, man.
00:57:01My chips.
00:57:02Oh?
00:57:03My chips.
00:57:04Dude.
00:57:05My chips.
00:57:06Ooh.
00:57:07Gimmie a chip.
00:57:08No, ma'am.
00:57:11Dude, give me a chip.
00:57:13My chips, old boy.
00:57:14Dude, give me a chip, man.
00:57:16My chips.
00:57:17Dude, my chips.
00:57:18Dude, give me a chip.
00:57:20My chips.
00:57:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:57:26Sorry.
00:57:35It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:57:38That's all.
00:57:43No, let me do this.
00:57:44Go ahead.
00:57:45I got it.
00:57:46I got it.
00:57:46No, really, please.
00:57:47I want to help.
00:57:51Okay, everybody out.
00:57:54Leave.
00:57:54I have to back.
00:57:55Please.
00:58:08You're not even getting the chips.
00:58:12They're over here.
00:58:14I see some dust over here, so...
00:58:17It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:58:24It's a dirty floor.
00:58:25Such a...
00:58:27A dirty...
00:58:29A dirty floor.
00:58:31Oh, my gosh.
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:51Oh, yeah, oh, all right.
00:58:54Oh, yeah, I think I got all of that.
00:58:56So I'm just gonna, I'll see how, oh.
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:08Frankie!
00:59:09Oh, my, oh.
00:59:11What was that?
00:59:13What?
00:59:14Ah, fuck your shit.
00:59:16Man, we gotta smoke.
00:59:17Well, we can smoke you.
00:59:21Stop, Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:59:24Oh, trash of the box!
00:59:26Sorry, man, we're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:59:29this road I heard something you want to join us Frank Frank are we gonna do
00:59:48something soon bro you are too funny thanks man oh this is some good stuff I haven't smoked since junior high
01:00:01dude I haven't stopped smoking since junior high wait wait I feel like I was supposed to be doing
01:00:07something damn I really can't remember this is some good shit
01:00:18JJ Jeremy you have to remember that amazing time we had together don't you
01:00:46please Lex I can't I mean I got a girlfriend I really like this girl fine it's just so sad
01:00:58because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little
01:01:07string of pearl in front for extra stimulation oh we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here
01:01:19perfect
01:01:24before she gets here
01:01:26perfect
01:01:26oh yeah let's do it let's do it fuck me fuck me now
01:01:42what what's wrong I can't I can't get it in
01:01:51try down there it's like desert down there it's sandpaper
01:01:56okay I get the picture just try it again
01:02:01no why is this happening we fooled around before I was dripping wet I came like four times remember
01:02:11just do what you did then go on I already did my thing I already tried
01:02:16what what what is different this time I don't know last time
01:02:24I honestly don't even know what you're talking about
01:02:29what you're not JJ but your name is Jeremy Jones how can you not be JJ
01:02:38who the hell is this JJ
01:02:41where are you going we're not done here I can still do this I just need a little bit of
01:02:47I can do this I don't need JJ I don't need anyone else we can do this
01:02:53go team
01:02:56what just keep going
01:03:01shit
01:03:08where's Jeremy
01:03:19we were just you know from here
01:03:23hey babe just working out
01:03:27how could you you bastard
01:03:34you might want to what what
01:03:45you know those aren't mine
01:03:50at least not all of them
01:03:52what is wrong with you
01:03:56what is wrong with you
01:04:01used to be so pure
01:04:04well no more that's it
01:04:07really that's the last one
01:04:10what is wrong with you
01:04:17Oh, my God.
01:04:41Cheryl?
01:04:47What is it? What are you doing down here?
01:04:51Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and...
01:05:02Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:05:05No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
01:05:11I'm sorry.
01:05:12It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That blind, cheating bastard.
01:05:17Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
01:05:21Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:05:28Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:30You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:33Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
01:05:38Yeah. You know, you might wanna...
01:05:43You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:45Yeah, you're right.
01:05:47Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:49I know.
01:05:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:05:59I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:05I got no game.
01:06:13It's not important.
01:06:14Hey, um...
01:06:28Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:06:30No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
01:06:33Really, Eric, I can't right now. Sorry.
01:06:35No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.
01:06:42Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:06:45No, but I do.
01:06:47I mean, I do. I care.
01:06:51I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:53Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:56But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:07:03Soon.
01:07:04Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:07:08Really?
01:07:09Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:07:13No, not really.
01:07:16Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:07:22Okay. Alright.
01:07:25I, uh...
01:07:28Happy birthday, then.
01:07:29Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.
01:07:52Wow.
01:07:53Oh, fuck.
01:08:06Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:13Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:08:16Sorry.
01:08:17Oh, goddammit. Not again.
01:08:18Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Cheryl, honey, happy...
01:08:22What the fuck is this?
01:08:24Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:26Okay, guys, don't.
01:08:31Cheryl.
01:08:32Baby.
01:08:34What is this?
01:08:36Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:08:38You're...
01:08:40I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:45You couldn't find me?
01:08:47What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:08:50or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:52Cheryl, honey.
01:08:54No, no.
01:08:56Baby, I love you.
01:08:58Jake, no. You have to go.
01:08:59Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:09:01I promise.
01:09:03No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:09:06Cheryl, come on.
01:09:07No, Jake, please. Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
01:09:10You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:12How can you do...
01:09:14Yay! You did it.
01:09:16I am so proud of you.
01:09:17You got your revenge sex.
01:09:19You left him in your shell of a man.
01:09:21Revenge sex?
01:09:24It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:27Right.
01:09:29That all makes sense now.
01:09:32Wow. I feel really stupid.
01:09:35Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:09:39Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:09:42And you used me.
01:09:44Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:09:49Aren't you happy?
01:09:52Well, no. That's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:09:55You mean the sex? Was it...
01:09:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:03Really?
01:10:04I just never found the right guy.
01:10:06Or guys.
01:10:08Anyway.
01:10:09We better get downstairs.
01:10:10People are starting to leave.
01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:13I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
01:10:17God!
01:10:19Oh!
01:10:21Dude, suck it!
01:10:23God, I'm out of here!
01:10:25Yeah!
01:10:27He has good hair, though.
01:10:28Don't you fuse on me.
01:10:29Don't you fuse on me.
01:10:31And don't fuse in my car, either.
01:10:32Right, Seth Frank's got...
01:10:34I might need a vacation.
01:10:36Vacation.
01:10:38Vacation.
01:10:40Vacation.
01:10:42Vacation.
01:10:44Vacation.
01:10:46Vacation.
01:10:48Vacation.
01:10:50Vacation.
01:10:52Vacation.
01:10:53Vacation.
01:10:54Vacation.
01:10:56Vacation.
01:10:57Vacation.
01:10:59Vacation.
01:11:01Vacation.
01:11:03Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:11:06Was it from sex?
01:11:08Did you pop your cork?
01:11:09I don't think so.
01:11:11Not with the guy, anyway.
01:11:13Oh, don't ask.
01:11:15Every possible object.
01:11:17It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:19It was like...
01:11:20Transformers.
01:11:22They just all became vibrators.
01:11:24I told you.
01:11:25It's addicting.
01:11:28So what about Chris?
01:11:30Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through dear life.
01:11:32I told you he was gay.
01:11:34Oh, okay.
01:11:35Well, I think I'm just...
01:11:37Oh, cramp.
01:11:40Oh, I think it's broken.
01:11:42So wait.
01:11:44None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:46Ha!
01:11:47Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:48So let's go grab some food.
01:11:49Want to go?
01:11:50No, thank you.
01:11:51I think I should finish up here.
01:11:52Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:11:53No.
01:11:54I don't know.
01:11:55For some reason I just realized...
01:11:56He needs to be my first.
01:11:58Or something.
01:11:59Why?
01:12:00Do you know him?
01:12:01Sort of.
01:12:02Oh.
01:12:03Oh.
01:12:04Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:09Love him?
01:12:10Shut it!
01:12:11I don't wanna deal with him.
01:12:12I don't wanna hear it from you!
01:12:13Shh...
01:12:14I wanna deal with him.
01:12:15I swear.
01:12:16I swear.
01:12:17Shit.
01:12:18I swear.
01:12:19All right, I swear.
01:12:20Shh...
01:12:21Sorry, who happened.
01:12:22You know the truth, I believe you should find him.
01:12:23I don't know, you think?
01:12:24Yes.
01:12:25That's what I do, why?
01:12:26No CHAвол C JFK.
01:12:27Married home again, sheless Like I see you, next one.
01:12:31Sheath's welcome again.
01:12:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:36Oh, oh, oh.
01:12:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:38Oh, yes.
01:12:39You're taking me, you're taking me
01:12:51You're taking me, you're taking me
01:12:59Um, no. No way.
01:13:09Oh well, there's always next year.
01:13:38It's you.
01:13:49I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:13:57Joanna.
01:14:08I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:14:38I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:15:08Yeah.
01:15:09I didn't know I had it in me.
01:15:11I guess something inspired me.
01:15:15You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:20Even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:15:24Whose?
01:15:25Eric's.
01:15:26It's him, right?
01:15:29Oh.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:31I have to go see him.
01:15:36Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:15:42I think you know what we should do.
01:15:43Mmm.
01:15:44Mmm.
01:15:45Mmm.
01:15:46Mmm.
01:15:47Mmm.
01:15:48Mmm.
01:15:49Mmm.
01:15:50Mmm.
01:15:51Mmm.
01:15:52Mmm.
01:15:53Mmm.
01:15:54Mmm.
01:15:55Mmm.
01:15:56Mmm.
01:15:57Mmm.
01:15:58Mmm.
01:15:59Mmm.
01:16:00Mmm.
01:16:01Mmm.
01:16:02Mmm.
01:16:03Mmm.
01:16:04I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:06Oh, sure.
01:16:07It's 271.
01:16:08Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:17Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, take you back?
01:16:23Sure, hon.
01:16:24Why not?
01:16:25Why not?
01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:29Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:16:36Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:16:40Sister, can I get up now?
01:16:44I really gotta pee.
01:16:46No!
01:16:47Hush your trap!
01:16:48Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:16:55I will.
01:16:56Thanks.
01:17:01Sister?
01:17:02Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you shit fucker!
01:17:18Eric, wait!
01:17:19Cheryl?
01:17:20Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:17:35I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:17:38At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:17:41I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:17:44The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:17:48Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:17:54And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:57I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is and he's all over these-
01:18:01Eric!
01:18:02Come on, I gotta get going.
01:18:06Oh, wow.
01:18:08Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:18:11Tina, Cheryl.
01:18:13Hi, nice to meet you.
01:18:19Um, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:18:25Yeah, sure.
01:18:33Oh, sorry, no kissing, right?
01:18:36No kissing, right?
01:18:37No, kissing.
01:18:38Oh.
01:18:39Mmm.
01:18:40Mmm.
01:18:41Mmm.
01:18:56Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:18:59I, I don't even care that you hooked up with Lexi.
01:19:04Wait, what?
01:19:05I never did that.
01:19:08I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:19:10She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:19:17She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:19:19I wonder who it was.
01:19:22At least this birthday's over.
01:19:45Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:20:00I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:20:06I mean, you have to lie about it and drop us off.
01:20:09I don't know.
01:20:10Uh.
01:20:12Oh, my God.
01:20:15I'm very nice, so.
01:20:16I'm so tired.
01:20:18And I'm just tired.
01:20:19You're just tired.
01:20:20I'm so quiet.
01:20:22I'm so tired.
01:20:23There's a draw.
01:20:24I'm so tired.
01:20:25I'm so tired.
01:20:26I'm so tired.
01:20:27I'm so tired.
01:20:29You're so tired.
01:20:30I'm so tired.
01:20:31You're so tired.
01:20:32I'm so tired.
01:20:33excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:20:48church i go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left thank you you're more
01:20:57than welcome to come with me if you like oh i don't know well that's pretty powerful oh 250 horsepower
01:21:15225 pounds of torque like i said you're more than welcome to hop on i don't think so but thanks
01:21:25what's your name sue what's yours jesus really si maybe i could use the ride
01:21:55you
01:22:25you
01:22:55you
01:23:25you
01:23:26you
01:23:26you
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