😂🛏️Doodles Tell Bed Jokes to Make You Laugh Till You Snooze! 🌙🤣

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00:00Why did the blanket go to school? It wanted to be a little cover-ed. My bed and I are perfect for

00:05each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. What do beds wear to weddings?

00:11Sheet suits. Why did the pillow cross the road? To support the chicken's head. My bed is my

00:16favorite restaurant. I always order breakfast in bed. Why do sheets never get in trouble?

00:22Because they always keep things under the covers. What's a bed's favorite exercise? Planking.

00:26Why don't pillows ever win arguments? They're too soft-spoken. I made my bed today. Now I can't

00:32find the remote. Why are beds so optimistic? They know every day ends with a good night.

00:38My blanket said it was cold, so I told it to cover itself. What do you call a blanket that tells jokes?

00:44A pun comforter. Why did the mattress apply for a job? It wanted to spring into action. What's a

00:51pillow's favorite instrument? The cushion it? Why are beds terrible at tennis? They always double

00:57sheet. I fell out of bed last night, but don't worry. I made a quick recovery. Why was the duvet always

01:03calm? Because it had everything under control. My bed and I have a strong bond. We're tight-knit like

01:09bedsheets. What do you call a ghost in your bed? A sheet with commitment issues. Why did the pillow

01:14break up with the blanket? It just needed some space. I love my bed so much I'd marry it. But I'm afraid of

01:20commitment foam. What's a mattress's favorite movie? Foam alone. Why do alarm clocks never get

01:26invited to parties? They ring too much. My bed said, don't leave me. I said, sorry, I have to go to

01:33work. It whispered, call in sick. Why was the blanket always shy? It hated being exposed. What do

01:40you call a nervous bed? A shaky spring? Why did the lamp file a complaint? It was tired of being left in

01:45the dark. Beds are like Wi-Fi. When they're good, you never want to leave. Why do nightstands make

01:52terrible comedians? Their jokes are too wooden. What's a bed's favorite subject in school? Nap-onomics.

01:59Why did the bedroom clock get a promotion? It was well-timed. My bed has one rule. Snooze you win.

02:06Why do mattresses never gossip? They don't want to be sprung. My blanket's favorite music? Heavy

02:12quilter. Why was the bed jealous? Because the couch was seeing other people. What do you call a sleepy

02:17wardrobe? A closet napper. Why did the dresser blush? Someone caught it with its drawers down.

02:24My pillow's a great listener. It always supports my head. Why are bedrooms so peaceful? Because they

02:31keep all the drama in the living room. Beds don't like stand-up comedy. They prefer lie-down shows.

02:37Why do alarm clocks have such bad reputations? They are total buzz kills. My bed is like a magnet.

02:44It pulls me in every morning. Why was the blanket always late? It kept getting tucked in. What's a

02:50pillow's favorite dance? The cushion shuffle. Why don't beds ever get lost? They always stay in their

02:56room. What do you call a mattress with a degree? An educated guestie. Why was the lamp so polite? It

03:02always kept things light. Beds make terrible liars. You can always see right through their sheets.

03:08What's a blanket's favorite game? Hide and sleep. My pillow told me a secret, but I just slept on it.

03:15Why did the dresser apply for a job? It wanted to handle new drawers. What's a bed's favorite vacation

03:21spot? Pillow rado. Why are comforters such good friends? They've always got you covered. What do alarm

03:27clocks and parents have in common? They both yell at you to wake up. Why don't mattresses run marathons?

03:32They can't handle the spring training. My blanket loves karaoke. It's always belting out songs.

03:40What's a bed's favorite snack? A sheet cake. Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had too much

03:46emotional baggage. Why do curtains make great friends? They always hang around. What's a

03:51bedroom's favorite sport? Bedminton. Why was the lamp afraid of the bed? It thought it might get turned

03:57off. What do you call a pillow that tells lies? A fluff fibber. Beds are so supportive. Literally.

04:04Why did the blanket go on strike? It was tired of being pulled in all directions. What's the quietest

04:11part of the bedroom? The nightstand. Why do beds make good detectives? They always find the undercover

04:17truth. My mattress just told me a joke. It had great spring delivery. What do you call a bedtime story

04:23that's not funny? A snorry. Why do beds always pass tests? They study hard in their sleep. My bed and I

04:31have an agreement. I don't cheat on it with the couch and it doesn't squeak at night. What's a dresser's

04:37favorite type of pasta? Drauggetti. Why did the pillow refuse to fight? It didn't want to get fluffed up.

04:44What do you call a mattress with attitude? A sass spring. Why don't blankets make good leaders?

04:49They just fold under pressure. What's a bed's favorite weather? A pillow storm. Why did the

04:55mirror break up with the dresser? Too many reflection issues. Why do bedrooms love winter? They're full of

05:02blankets. What do you call a sleepy alarm clock? Snooze control. Why was the nightstand always confident?

05:11It had strong support. What's a pillow's favorite mode of travel? The dreamliner. Why did the blanket

05:17get promoted? It really covered its responsibilities. My bed is jealous of my desk. It says I spend too

05:24much time working. What do you call a bed with a great sense of humor? A laptop. Why are alarm clocks

05:31so annoying? They've got a bad tick. What do pillows and clouds have in common? They both love to fluff

05:37around. Why did the lamp quit its job? It felt burned out. What's a mattress's favorite animal?

05:43The spring book. Why was the dresser always tired? Too many drawers to handle. What's a blanket's least

05:50favorite song? Shake it off. Why did the bed apply for college? It wanted to major in rest-onomics.

05:57What's a pillow's favorite type of math? Cushion algebra. Why don't beds play poker? They always

06:03fold. What do curtains do at parties? They hang out. Why was the alarm clock nervous? It knew time was

06:10running out. What's a blanket's favorite workout? Cover sizes. Why did the mattress blush? It saw the

06:17box spring naked. What do you call a nightstand with secrets? A drawer keeper. Beds don't like fast

06:24food. They prefer slow-cooked naps. Why did the pillow become a musician? It wanted to hit the right

06:30notes. What's a bedroom's favorite drink? Nightcap. Why do comforters never brag? They're too down to

06:36earth. What's a lamp's favorite subject? Light erasure. Why was the dresser bad at sports? It

06:43always got benched. What do you call a mattress with stage fright? A shaky spring. Why do pillows

06:49make bad villains? They're too soft-hearted. What's a bed's favorite TV show? Game of Throws. Why was

06:55the wardrobe nervous? It had skeletons inside. What's the blanket's favorite movie? Cover story. Why don't

07:02alarm clocks sleep? They're always on the job. What did the mattress say to the bed frame? You

07:07complete me. Why was the pillow always happy? It lived a cushy life. What's a blanket's favorite

07:14superhero? Captain Kaverica. Beds are loyal friends. They never let you down. Why do mattresses make bad

07:21magicians? They can't pull anything out of their springs. What's a pillow's favorite holiday? Sleep mess.

07:27Why was the blanket always calm? Because it was laid back. What do you call a bed that tells tall

07:33tales? A lie-down. Why did the pillow start a band? It had great cushion control. What's a

07:40blanket's favorite hobby? Quilting around. Why do beds make terrible boxers? They always get knocked

07:46out. What's a lamp's favorite drink? Light beer. Why was the wardrobe a great storyteller? It had many

07:53hang-ups. What do you call a snoring pillow? A snooze cushion. Why did the blanket fail math? It

07:59couldn't handle division. What's a bed's favorite planet? Saturn. It loves rings. Why are mattresses

08:05so funny? They always spring a joke. What do you call a pillow with manners? Polite O. Why was the

08:11alarm clock unpopular? It was too time-consuming. What's a blanket's favorite car? A coverlet. Why did the

08:18dresser start a podcast? It had lots of drawers to open up about? What do you call a haunted bed?

08:24A sheet show. Why did the lamp take a vacation? It needed to recharge. Why are pillows so supportive?

08:30They've got your back. What's a bed's favorite dessert? Sheet cake with pillow cream. Why don't

08:36nightstands gossip? They like to keep things private. What's a blanket's dream job? A cover model. Why was

08:43the mattress always late? It overslept. Why do pillows make bad detectives? They never crack

08:49under pressure. What's a lamp's favorite workout? Light lifting. Why did the alarm clock get fired?

08:54It didn't work overtime. What's a bed's favorite insect? The sheet beetle. Why did the dresser go

09:00to the doctor? It had drawer aches. What's a blanket's least favorite sport? Uncover diving. Why was the

09:07pillow so brave? It faced nightmares head on. What's a mattress's favorite fruit? Bed apples. Why do lamps

09:14love bedtime? It's their time to shine. What do you call a blanket with no sense of humor? A dull cover.

09:21Why did the bed go to the doctor? It had spring fever. What's a pillow's favorite pet? A cushy cat.

09:29Why are bedrooms always neat? They've got everything tucked in. Why was the mattress so smart? It was well

09:35rested. What's a blanket's favorite dance move? The cover slide. Why do beds never argue? They'd

09:41rather sleep on it. Why did the blanket go to school? It wanted to be a little cover-ed. My bed

09:46and I are perfect for each other. But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. What do beds wear to

09:52weddings? Sheet suits. Why did the pillow cross the road? To support the chicken's head. My bed is my

09:58favorite restaurant. I always order breakfast in bed. Why do sheets never get in trouble? Because they

10:04always keep things under the covers. What's a bed's favorite exercise? Planking. Why don't pillows

10:10ever win arguments? They're too soft-spoken. I made my bed today. Now I can't find the remote.

10:16Why are beds so optimistic? They know every day ends with a good night. My blanket said it was cold,

10:22so I told it to cover itself. What do you call a blanket that tells jokes? A pun comforter. Why did the

10:28mattress apply for a job? It wanted to spring into action. What's a pillow's favorite instrument?

10:34The cushion it. Why are beds terrible at tennis? They always double sheet. I fell out of bed last

10:41night. But don't worry, I made a quick recovery. Why was the duvet always calm? Because it had

10:47everything under control. My bed and I have a strong bond. We're tight-knit like bed sheets. What do you

10:52call a ghost in your bed? A sheet with commitment issues. Why did the pillow break up with the

10:57blanket? It just needed some space. I love my bed so much I'd marry it. But I'm afraid of commitment

11:03foam. What's a mattress's favorite movie? Foam alone. Why do alarm clocks never get invited to

11:09parties? They ring too much. My bed said, Don't leave me. I said, Sorry, I have to go to work. It

11:16whispered, Call in sick. Why was the blanket always shy? It hated being exposed. What do you call

11:22a nervous bed? A shaky spring? Why did the lamp file a complaint? It was tired of being left in

11:28the dark. Beds are like Wi-Fi. When they're good, you never want to leave. Why do nightstands make

11:34terrible comedians? Their jokes are too wooden. What's a bed's favorite subject in school?

11:40Nap-onomics. Why did the bedroom clock get a promotion? It was well-timed. My bed has one rule.

11:47Snooze you win. Why do mattresses never gossip? They don't want to be sprung.

11:51My blanket's favorite music? Heavy quilter. Why was the bed jealous? Because the couch was

11:57seeing other people. What do you call a sleepy wardrobe? A closet napper. Why did the dresser

12:03blush? Someone caught it with its drawers down. My pillow's a great listener. It always supports

12:09my head. Why are bedrooms so peaceful? Because they keep all the drama in the living room.

12:16Beds don't like stand-up comedy. They prefer lie-down shows. Why do alarm clocks have

12:21such bad reputations? They are total buzzkills. My bed is like a magnet. It pulls me in every

12:28morning. Why was the blanket always late? It kept getting tucked in. What's a pillow's favorite

12:33dance? The cushion shuffle. Why don't beds ever get lost? They always stay in their room. What do

12:39you call a mattress with a degree? An educated guestie. Why was the lamp so polite? It always kept things

12:46light. Beds make terrible liars. You can always see right through their sheets. What's a blanket's

12:51favorite game? Hide and sleep. My pillow told me a secret, but I just slept on it. Why did the dresser

12:58apply for a job? It wanted to handle new drawers. What's a bed's favorite vacation spot? Pillow rado.

13:05Why are comforters such good friends? They've always got you covered. What do alarm clocks and parents

13:10have in common? They both yell at you to wake up. Why don't mattresses run marathons? They can't handle

13:16the spring training. My blanket loves karaoke. It's always belting out songs. What's a bed's favorite

13:23snack? A sheet cake. Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage. Why do

13:30curtains make great friends? They always hang around. What's a bedroom's favorite sport? Bedminton. Why was

13:37the lamp afraid of the bed? It thought it might get turned off. What do you call a pillow that tells

13:42lies? A fluff fibber? Beds are so supportive. Literally. Why did the blanket go on strike? It was

13:49tired of being pulled in all directions. What's the quietest part of the bedroom? The nightstand. Why do

13:56beds make good detectives? They always find the undercover truth. My mattress just told me a joke. It had

14:02great spring delivery. What do you call a bedtime story that's not funny? A snorry. Why do beds always

14:09pass tests? They study hard in their sleep. My bed and I have an agreement. I don't cheat on it with the

14:16couch and it doesn't squeak at night. What's a dresser's favorite type of pasta? Dragetti. Why did the

14:22pillow refuse to fight? It didn't want to get fluffed up. What do you call a mattress with attitude? A sass

14:29spring. Why don't blankets make good leaders? They just fold under pressure. What's a bed's favorite

14:35weather? A pillow storm. Why did the mirror break up with the dresser? Too many reflection issues. Why do

14:42bedrooms love winter? They're full of blankets. What do you call a sleepy alarm clock? Snooze control.

14:51Why was the nightstand always confident? It had strong support. What's a pillow's favorite mode of

14:56travel? The dreamliner. Why did the blanket get promoted? It really covered its responsibilities.

15:03My bed is jealous of my desk. It says I spend too much time working. What do you call a bed with a

15:09great sense of humor? A laptop. Why are alarm clocks so annoying? They've got a bad tick. What do pillows

15:17and clouds have in common? They both love to fluff around. Why did the lamp quit its job? It felt burned

15:23out. What's a mattress's favorite animal? The springbok. Why was the dresser always tired? Too many drawers

15:30to handle. What's a blanket's least favorite song? Shake it off. Why did the bed apply for college? It

15:37wanted to major in rest-onomics. What's a pillow's favorite type of math? Cushion algebra. Why don't

15:43beds play poker? They always fold. What do curtains do at parties? They hang out. Why was the alarm clock

15:51nervous? It knew time was running out. What's a blanket's favorite workout? Cover sizes. Why did

15:57the mattress blush? It saw the box spring naked. What do you call a nightstand with secrets? A drawer

16:04keeper. Beds don't like fast food. They prefer slow-cooked naps. Why did the pillow become a

16:10musician? It wanted to hit the right notes. What's a bedroom's favorite drink? Nightcap. Why do comforters

16:16never brag? They're too down to earth. What's a lamp's favorite subject? Light airiture. Why was

16:23the dresser bad at sports? It always got benched. What do you call a mattress with stage fright? A

16:29shaky spring. Why do pillows make bad villains? They're too soft-hearted. What's a bed's favorite

16:35TV show? Game of Throws. Why was the wardrobe nervous? It had skeletons inside. What's the blanket's

16:42favorite movie? Cover story. Why don't alarm clocks sleep? They're always on the job. What did the

16:48mattress say to the bed frame? You complete me. Why was the pillow always happy? It lived a cushy

16:55life. What's a blanket's favorite superhero? Captain Caverica. Beds are loyal friends. They never let you

17:01down. Why do mattresses make bad magicians? They can't pull anything out of their springs. What's a

17:07pillow's favorite holiday? Sleep mess. Why was the blanket always calm? Because it was laid back.

17:14What do you call a bed that tells tall tales? A lie-down. Why did the pillow start a band? It had

17:20great cushion control. What's a blanket's favorite hobby? Quilting around. Why do beds make terrible

17:26boxers? They always get knocked out. What's a lamp's favorite drink? Light beer. Why was the wardrobe a

17:33great storyteller? It had many hang-ups. What do you call a snoring pillow? A snooze cushion. Why did the

17:40blanket fail math? It couldn't handle division. What's a bed's favorite planet? Saturn. It loves rings.

17:47Why are mattresses so funny? They always spring a joke. What do you call a pillow with manners?

17:52Polite O. Why was the alarm clock unpopular? It was too time-consuming. What's a blanket's favorite car?

17:58A coverlet. Why did the dresser start a podcast? It had lots of drawers to open up about. What do you

18:04call a haunted bed? A sheet show. Why did the lamp take a vacation? It needed to recharge. Why are

18:11pillows so supportive? They've got your back. What's a bed's favorite dessert? Sheet cake with pillow

18:17cream. Why don't nightstands gossip? They like to keep things private. What's a blanket's dream job?

18:24A cover model. Why was the mattress always late? It overslept. Why do pillows make bad detectives?

18:30They never crack under pressure. What's a lamp's favorite workout? Light lifting. Why did the alarm

18:35clock get fired? It didn't work overtime. What's a bed's favorite insect? The sheet beetle. Why did the

18:42dresser go to the doctor? It had drawer aches. What's a blanket's least favorite sport? Uncovered diving.

18:48Why was the pillow so brave? It faced nightmares head on. What's a mattress's favorite fruit? Bed

18:55apples. Why do lamps love bedtime? It's their time to shine. What do you call a blanket with no sense

19:01of humor? A dull cover. Why did the bed go to the doctor? It had spring fever. What's a pillow's

19:08favorite pet? A cushy cat. Why are bedrooms always neat? They've got everything tucked in. Why was the

19:15mattress so smart? It was well rested. What's a blanket's favorite dance move? The cover slide.

19:21Why do beds never argue? They'd rather sleep on it. Why did the blanket go to school? It wanted to be a

19:27little cover-ed. My bed and I are perfect for each other. But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us

19:33up. What do beds wear to weddings? Sheet suits. Why did the pillow cross the road? To support the

19:39chicken's head. My bed is my favorite restaurant. I always order breakfast in bed. Why do sheets

19:45never get in trouble? Because they always keep things under the covers. What's a bed's favorite

19:50exercise? Planking. Why don't pillows ever win arguments? They're too soft-spoken. I made my bed

19:56today. Now I can't find the remote. Why are beds so optimistic? They know every day ends with a good

20:02night. My blanket said it was cold, so I told it to cover itself. What do you call a blanket that tells

20:07jokes? A pun comforter. Why did the mattress apply for a job? It wanted to spring into action.

20:14What's a pillow's favorite instrument? The cushion it. Why are beds terrible at tennis? They always

20:21double sheet. I fell out of bed last night. But don't worry, I made a quick recovery. Why was the

20:27duvet always calm? Because it had everything under control. My bed and I have a strong bond. We're

20:32tight-knit like bed sheets. What do you call a ghost in your bed? A sheet with commitment issues. Why did the

20:38pillow break up with the blanket? It just needed some space. I love my bed so much I'd marry it.

20:44But I'm afraid of commitment foam. What's a mattress's favorite movie? Foam alone. Why do alarm clocks never

20:50get invited to parties? They ring too much. My bed said, don't leave me. I said, sorry, I have to go to

20:57work. It whispered, call in sick. Why was the blanket always shy? It hated being exposed. What do you call a

21:05nervous bed? A shaky spring? Why did the lamp file a complaint? It was tired of being left in the dark.

21:11Beds are like Wi-Fi. When they're good, you never want to leave. Why do nightstands make terrible

21:17comedians? Their jokes are too wooden. What's a bed's favorite subject in school? Nap-onomics.

21:24Why did the bedroom clock get a promotion? It was well-timed. My bed has one rule. Snooze you win.

21:30Why do mattresses never gossip? They don't want to be sprung. My blanket's favorite music? Heavy

21:36quilter. Why was the bed jealous? Because the couch was seeing other people. What do you call a sleepy

21:42wardrobe? A closet napper. Why did the dresser blush? Someone caught it with its drawers down.

21:49My pillow's a great listener. It always supports my head. Why are bedrooms so peaceful? Because they

21:56keep all the drama in the living room. Beds don't like stand-up comedy. They prefer lie-down shows.

22:02Why do alarm clocks have such bad reputation?

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