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✨ مسرحية "شيخ روحاني" لحسن البلام وقروبه، عمل مسرحي كوميدي ساخر يفتح ملف الدجل والشعوذة اللي غرق فيه كثير من الناس بالخليج والعالم العربي.
👳♂️ كيف يتحول "الشيخ" من مدّعٍ للروحانيات إلى نصّاب يضحك على البسطاء باسم فك السحر وجلب الحبيب؟ وكيف يكشف الشباب حقيقته في قالب فكاهي يمزج الضحك بالنقد؟
⚡️ المسرحية تكشف أسرار "الرقية الشرعية"، "العلاج بالطلاسم"، "الجن"، "المس العاشق"، وتورط الدجالين في استغلال حاجة الناس.
🎤 وجبة مسرحية تجمع بين الضحك، النقد، والواقعية… بأسلوب جريء يلامس واقع المجتمعات الخليجية.
👳♂️ كيف يتحول "الشيخ" من مدّعٍ للروحانيات إلى نصّاب يضحك على البسطاء باسم فك السحر وجلب الحبيب؟ وكيف يكشف الشباب حقيقته في قالب فكاهي يمزج الضحك بالنقد؟
⚡️ المسرحية تكشف أسرار "الرقية الشرعية"، "العلاج بالطلاسم"، "الجن"، "المس العاشق"، وتورط الدجالين في استغلال حاجة الناس.
🎤 وجبة مسرحية تجمع بين الضحك، النقد، والواقعية… بأسلوب جريء يلامس واقع المجتمعات الخليجية.
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03:40Then I jump into a prison
03:41For a father, a parent of a Richtung
03:44That is a suspend
03:45And you're dudung
03:47A find out theORTиш ajrs
03:49Not wanna want a lot of prisons
03:51It will come in and say rat
03:52Are you sure you jail again?
03:55A heart?
03:56As you call me about the 되면
03:58That's right, I'm just gonna keep
04:02Rapid project?
04:03You're not trying to speak
04:04Not because of the짝
04:06Neither is the statistic
04:07kilometer!
04:10Upsah
04:15Eyewa
04:16Yallah, buy you
04:17Buy you
04:18Buy you
04:19Buy you
04:20Ayewa link
04:21I'm an enormous
04:22You say it all
04:23I'm gonna wear you
04:23Illuminati
04:24I'm going to
04:25You're gonna wear you
04:26I'm gonna wear you
04:27I'm gonna wear you
04:28I feel like this is the day I'm afraid
04:30I'm afraid
04:31Dude, you're gonna wear you
04:32No, I'm afraid
04:32What's up?
04:33I'm afraid
04:35I'm feeling like you're going to
04:36Don't miss
04:37No?
04:38I don't know
04:39What do you do?
04:41You're going to be able to do it.
04:43You're going to be able to do it.
04:45You're going to be able to do it.
04:47I'm a man.
04:49Why do you wear a man's London?
04:51Not a man's London.
04:53If you're a man's London,
04:55it's not a man's life.
04:57You're going to be able to do it.
04:59I'm going to talk about it.
05:01What are you saying?
05:03I'm going to go.
05:05You're going to go.
05:07He's going to go,
05:09I'm going to take a word about it.
05:11What are you saying?
05:13Today, I'm going to talk about it.
05:15It's a lot, it's a lot.
05:17I can't talk about it.
05:19I do it, it's a lot of people.
05:21Have you heard it?
05:22I do it.
05:23I don't like to talk to you very many times.
05:25What's your friend?
05:27We're going to, it's a good person.
05:29It's a good person.
05:31What's your friend?
05:33Not a boy?
05:35I got evil before my wife, not a boy.
05:37I can't get them against them.
05:42You?
05:44I will give them my husband.
05:47What's your neighbor?
05:49Are you giving me a shout out of my wife?
05:55What's your name?
05:58What's your name?
05:59What's your name?
06:01Why are you being a shout out?
06:03What's your name?
06:06Welcome to my future.
06:08I'm happy!
06:10I've been so happy.
06:11Father, I'm very happy to be with you.
06:13I'm so happy!
06:14Because you have a lot of time, and you want your life today,
06:18myof my Bertram.
06:20But you don't need help.
06:22What do you think of vroux ?
06:25What do you think of vroux ?
06:27What do you think of vroux ?
06:28My friend !
06:29I have a great father-in-law !
06:32When I realized that I was a baby !
06:34Right, right, right, right.
06:36You have a lot of stuff, you don't have a lot of stuff.
06:37Nufff.
06:38You've got a lot of stuff.
06:39It's you, you don't have a lot of stuff.
06:41Ya Step.
06:42It's Box.
06:43What's this?
06:44When I was there, you're going to be a lot of stuff.
06:46No, no.
06:47A little bit.
06:49Now I walk with that you go with me and see them.
06:52What's up?
06:53They'll take a phone and see.
06:55He'll say that's a bad person.
06:57What's up?
06:58No, no.
06:59See that, there's no way.
07:01No, no.
07:02if you like?
07:04I....
07:06I need it.
07:08I need it.
07:10There's no one here.
07:12I know.
07:14All she are.
07:16She has my own head.
07:18I'm a-
07:20Yeah,
07:22I'm very happy.
07:24I'm happy!
07:26I'll see you next time.
07:30I got a car with him.
07:32My friend, how do they feel?
07:34Your friends, our great deal is that they have all kinds of things!
07:36They are all the fights.
07:37No!
07:38No!
07:39No!
07:40No!
07:41No!
07:42No!
07:43No!
07:44No!
07:45No!
07:46No!
07:47No!
07:48No!
07:49No!
07:50No!
07:51No!
07:52No!
07:53No!
07:54No!
07:55No!
07:56No!
07:57No!
07:58No!
07:59You do every train.
08:01That's the captain.
08:02That's the one who is scared.
08:04That's what a ride.
08:05Meek-easter.
08:07Look at where I'm going, 160 or 170.
08:09I'm going to have a master
08:27You have been a long time, God will.
08:28My brother, my brother, my brother, you were broke up.
08:30Now, where is he?
08:31No, I'm not.
08:32You know, I'm not.
08:33You're a brother, you're a brother.
08:35Where are you?
08:36No, I'm not.
08:36I'm not.
08:37I'm not.
08:37I'm not.
08:38Why?
08:39I don't care if my ex.
08:39Why?
08:40What's my ex?
08:41What's that?
08:41That's my ex?
08:42He's not.
08:43He's not.
08:43He's not.
08:43He's not.
08:44He's not.
08:45He's not.
08:46No.
08:46What's that?
08:47He's not.
08:48My ex?
08:49Howdy.
08:49I saw you all the assaker.
08:50They're all exa-tiny.
08:51I'm not.
08:57What's your name?
08:58This is a disease.
08:59What are you doing?
09:00I don't understand what you're doing.
09:02I don't know.
09:03You're going to tell me.
09:04I'm telling you something.
09:05This is not an old friend.
09:07That's not an old friend.
09:08I'm telling you something.
09:09Not an old friend.
09:10My son is empty.
09:12I'm a sicker.
09:13This is a saddam.
09:14What's your name?
09:15This is a good one.
09:17This is a good one.
09:19This is a good one.
09:21What do you think?
09:22My son is a dancing artist.
09:24. . . . . . . . .
09:54Hashtag me!
09:56You're an Australian girl you are pretty sweetheart
09:58haven't some had romances
10:00but not
10:17I tried it
10:18I had one word
10:20Where am I gonna make it?
10:21This is a good thing!
10:24Come on, come on!
10:26Come on, baby!
10:27You're like a baby!
10:28What do you mean?
10:29I'm going to be a baby?
10:30What do you mean?
10:31And a sound?
10:32No, no, no, no!
10:33Don't be a voice-up!
10:34What's this?
10:35Tell me!
10:36Tell me!
10:37Tell me!
10:38Tell me!
10:39I'm going to be a baby!
10:40What's this?
10:41I'm going to be a baby!
10:42What's this?
10:43What's this?
10:44The situation that's happening
10:46Any person who's in a situation
10:48Is there a person who's in a morning?
10:50I'm going to be a man who's in a morning
10:52And what do you mean?
10:53I'm for a husband
10:54I'm going to have a baby
10:55I'm going to have a baby
10:56What is this?
10:57That's what I'd be a man
10:58I don't know
10:5927 years
11:00That's what I'm going to have
11:01And I'm going to have the family
11:02All right
11:03Aliens someone who I love you
11:05But look!
11:06All right!
11:07You're able to leave me
11:08I can't lead you to the chair
11:09No, that's not called
11:10Want to know
11:11I don't understand
11:12Only because you're a boy
11:13You're a boy
11:14You're a boy
11:15N'estim
11:16You're a boy
11:17You're a dude
11:19You're the same?
11:21Are you a brother or what?
11:23I'm a brother.
11:24Let's give me a whole year.
11:27And I'll make you a friend.
11:28I'll make you a friend.
11:30Why are you here?
11:32You're a group, I'm a group.
11:34Oh, I'm a group.
11:37What's your group?
11:39I'm a group.
11:41I'm a group, I'm a group.
11:44I'm a group.
11:45I'm a group.
11:46I'm a group.
11:48Oh, let's give him a group.
11:51I'm a group.
11:53You don't have come from me.
11:55Oh, you're the one that we got.
11:56What's the one that's capable of?
11:59At first, the diet is the Baptist.
12:01You call me.
12:03And you're the one이야.
12:08Brother set.
12:12Hey everyone, what's so sharp.
12:16MAAANG BENBALHH HALES BAL MSEYUD.
12:19ACH LABES ENTA!
12:19MARARE!
12:20FIRE!
12:20ANA BIHARF SHINO EL NAKES ANDTI LIKE
12:21ACHLE EL NAKES ELLY ANTE FIYK!
12:21FIYK!
12:22FIYK!
12:22SAH RIA'INA!
12:22ISA NA SHKAIEL LK!?
12:23ISAQ!
12:23FFIk!
12:23BROGAIL LK MA TINI LAIDARTE!
12:25EYOOD!
12:25EYOOD!
12:26EYOOD!
12:26EYOOD!
12:27EYOOD!
12:27EYOOD!
12:27EYOOD!
12:28IYOOD!
12:29EYOOD!
12:29EYOOD!
12:29EYOOD!
12:30EYOOD!
12:30EYOOD!
12:31EYOOD!
12:31young man I can tell you with their wives
12:32That I can tell you
12:35a name
12:36this is my wife
12:40that's what I do
12:40I can tell me
12:41this is your wife
12:43I will become you
12:44Rod
12:45I'll ride my husband
12:46my husband
12:46this is the
12:47son of a
12:48danny
12:49and
12:50it's
12:50I make
12:51it
12:52no
12:52it is
12:53it didn't
12:54I never
12:55I
12:56never
12:56I
12:58I'm not gonna stop them from the rest.
13:00Why is it all else?
13:01I'm afraid of you, the fuck.
13:03Yes.
13:04You're the evidence that have been fait to you for a Sunday night?
13:08I'm afraid of you.
13:10Everybody's afraid.
13:10You can't forgive me, I'm afraid.
13:12You're afraid of you.
13:14You can't do anything else...
13:16You're a coward, you're a coward.
13:17You're quiet.
13:18You're not afraid of him.
13:20You're always on your bed.
13:21Beysiabekum, all you've been.
13:23My father is a 500-foot-foot-foot, 250 meters.
13:25What was your job?
13:26I feltemi
13:30Could you think подписes?
13:31It was over Alexis Only
13:34She explains it
13:34A++ omega
13:37What are you wearing?
13:39That's what a thing
13:41Esperений
13:42Why why you do 세ety?
13:43Why don't you take this accepted advantage?
13:44Why do you take this one?
13:45Why do you have the skirt of it?
13:47I am not going to walk.
13:49I know Ken
13:50I don't have a till
13:50Why don't you take a look?
13:53Why don't you take a look?
13:54What is it?
13:55Look, he's a thriller, but he didn't go to sleep.
13:58Did you not eat it?
13:59I did turn to sleep by.
14:00I asked him that guy, he's in a minute.
14:03.
14:04What am I?
14:06Are you a car or a car ride?
14:07I know that.
14:08What is it?
14:08Why is he not?
14:09I'm not a kid now.
14:10I should be one another one.
14:12You are one another.
14:13You are one another one?
14:14tt be one another one.
14:15Is that what?
14:15You know what?
14:16We are all over the coast and suturing the river.
14:18How is it?
14:19Yes.
14:20We have to put it on the ground for us.
14:21Do we have to go get way of us?
14:23We should turn it together and end it up to the land, and the heavens and the farms and the farms...
14:27And what else do we need to do it?
14:28We should do it again.
14:29We should do it again.
14:29We should put it together or do it together.
14:31We should put it together.
14:32We should put it together.
14:33We should put it all together.
14:35Who would love you?
14:36Yes.
14:37Let you enter it in the land.
14:38Yes, you are.
14:39You have to go there and look.
14:40Yes, sir.
14:41What are you?
14:42What are you?
14:42This is small too small.
14:43Here you go.
14:43This is a little bit.
14:43What do you mean?
14:44What are you?
14:45Look what's from it?
14:46Oh, this is where it is.
14:46How did it go?
14:47What did it go?
14:47What is wrong?
14:47They are old
14:50Dude, Heyie
14:50No, sin,ях�
14:53Mama'S gone
14:53No I know
14:53That's how we have fixed
14:55Hugh vista
14:56a good look
14:56How's this?
14:57The problem is coming
14:58This is where was the steps
14:59To approve
15:00vice versa
15:01We will not be quiet
15:02Wong
15:03Let me pay you
15:03Are you?
15:04I'm a sma
15:05The Myles
15:07We will平 the house
15:08Dem bert
15:09No
15:10Aboud
15:11I have to
15:12Toth
15:13You look
15:14Are you
15:16wrong
15:17Oh Allah, I'm going to be the most responsible for you.
15:47Ya Allah sehil alayna
16:17Ya Allah sehil alayna
16:47Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:17Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:19Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:21Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:23Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:25Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:27Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:29Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:31Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:33Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:35Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:37Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:39Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:43Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:45Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:49Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:51Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:53Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:55Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:57Ya Allah sehil alayna
17:59.
18:26yo
18:29yo
18:32yo
18:33yo
18:39I'll give you this for us, and help us to help us.
18:48Yeah.
18:53I'll give you my God.
18:58ya Allah
19:04ya Allah
19:18ayewa
19:20ya Allah
19:24Haa, naam?
19:25Atوقع naam!
19:25Maafi atوقع!
19:27Shaglatna maafi atوقع!
19:28Shaglatna ya naam ya ma naam!
19:30Ente alhiyin, تعال, quulli!
19:31Shaglatna li sewee haadi, صah?
19:33Ente shaiif ilayisha li'ayishin'ha, صah?
19:35Laa!
19:35Ilnome li'naama, صah?
19:36Laa!
19:37Ilnakel li'naakla, صah?
19:38Eeeh?
19:40Aixna ahtsen shay sewebhaatna naaakel, صah?
19:42Laa, t'mu shaiif nafsik!
19:44Ente ضahfaan!
19:45Saeir d'قل عود!
19:46Ente mentle owli!
19:47Ente d'agglood?
19:48Kailo, d'agglood, shino?
19:49Ente t'alhiyatlik r'guba!
19:51T'kezib!
19:51Wallah, maaakzib!
19:52Tadri, ano, m'entu mechaif r'gubtuk?
19:54M'entu?
19:54Min misrahiya t'aulda t'ajiniid!
19:58Maaakur guba!
19:59Kdood wud yood!
20:00Maa!
20:03Hadaa, l'juzo, fasil shanab, bas!
20:05Baha, shanab!
20:05Maaakur!
20:06Haa, haa, haa!
20:07Shanab l'kampan?
20:08Eee, wallah!
20:08Maaakur guba!
20:09Handik r'guba!
20:10Kailashakalbis hainik.
20:12Saeib, geob, ae hainik?
20:14Aadim, arahaa hathbunna halal, eesh t'adri?
20:15Hainik kushanab, عقil al-raisi?
20:19Shbeekha'l walad?
20:20Maafinib, laak, laakib t'ari aahad muumoujood, ghiba!
20:24Ente li misaah t'vii, anah saaket!
20:26Nea?
20:26Nea, roohfettistin r'yyal,
20:28leaykun aintah talifun ola shai?
20:30Talifun!
20:32Yani, fernanseil, aak, talifun, kruasun, haa?
20:35Taaraa, talifun!
20:36Fubiha!
20:38Taara, talifun!
20:40Let's attach you the paint on the other one with all the other
20:44new updates.
20:45It's fine to get your own sketchy.
20:49No, it's the old wood.
20:52I've told you, I don't have a telephone.
20:54Are you okay with us?
20:56I'm looking at this, I'm going to fix a picture.
20:59Why don't we imagine that?
21:01The same ones are really cheap and ordinary facts, but we don't understand what you're
21:03doing.
21:04I don't know if you're doing a science or a degree.
21:07What is it?
21:10No, it's a normal conversation and a lot of people.
21:12Oh, the people who understand what they're talking about,
21:15they're talking about the Alqab that was before their own.
21:17They're talking about the Alif, the Dal...
21:19Zed.
21:20Zed, what's he doing?
21:22Okay.
21:23Zed, Zed.
21:24I know, I know, Zed, why are you thinking?
21:26Why the Decatur Zed?
21:27Why the Decatur Zed?
21:28I know the two of them.
21:30Okay, I know the first one and the second one.
21:33This is the first one.
21:35This is the first one, isn't it?
21:37No, Zed.
21:38The Alif!
21:39You're learning from us.
21:40What's your job?
21:41Those...
21:42That's what they're talking about!
21:44But this is the poor man who was following the Decatur Zed...
21:47Zed.
21:48Zed.
21:49Zed.
21:50Zed.
21:51Zed.
21:52Zed.
21:53Zed.
21:54Zed.
21:55Zed.
21:56Zed.
21:57Zed.
21:58Zed.
22:00Zed.
22:01Zed.
22:02Zed.
22:03Zed.
22:04Zed.
22:05Zed.
22:06Zed.
22:07Zed.
22:08Zed.
22:09Zed.
22:10Zed.
22:11Zed.
22:12Zed.
22:13Zed.
22:14Zed.
22:15Zed.
22:16Zed.
22:17Zed.
22:18Zed.
22:19Zed.
22:20Zed.
22:21Zed.
22:22Zed.
22:23Zed.
22:24Zed.
22:25Zed.
22:26I can't do anything.
22:28I can't do anything.
22:30I can't do anything.
22:32Let's go, let's go.
22:34I said, come with me.
22:36Where is the price?
22:38I said, now.
22:40What are you doing?
22:42What are you doing?
22:44What are you doing?
22:46I'm doing this.
22:48I'm doing this.
22:50I'm doing this.
22:52I'm doing this.
22:54You're doing this.
22:57You're doing this.
22:59You're doing this.
23:01You're doing this.
23:03You're doing that.
23:05Don't want you to be a friend.
23:07You're doing this.
23:09You're doing this.
23:11The friend of the Lord,
23:13is going to end this day.
23:15We're going to end this day.
23:17No, you're doing this.
23:19Why are you doing this?
23:21I'm doing this.
23:23This is 7000,000.
23:25It's still a lot.
23:27It's still a lot.
23:29Why did they work for a house?
23:31Let's go, let's go.
23:33Let's go, let's go.
23:35Let's go.
23:37Let's go.
23:39Let's go.
23:41No, she's still here.
23:43She's the only one.
23:45She's the only one.
23:47She's the only one.
23:49She's still in the room.
23:51She's still in the room.
23:53She's the only one.
23:55No, she's the only one.
23:57She's the only one.
23:59She's the only one.
24:01I know her uncle.
24:03Oh my lord!
24:05She's not done.
24:07She's the only three.
24:09She's the only one.
24:11She's the only one.
24:13Yeah!
24:43What do you think?
24:45But it's all about you.
24:47Peace be upon you,
24:49and you're welcome.
24:51You're welcome.
24:53I'm sorry.
24:55I'm sorry.
24:57I'm sorry.
24:59I'm sorry.
25:01I'm sorry.
25:03Let's go.
25:05Let's go.
25:07Let's go.
25:09.
25:17.
25:19.
25:21.
25:23.
25:25.
25:27.
25:29.
25:31.
25:33.
25:35.
25:37.
25:38As you can see, it will not be able to build it and you will find it better than making the
25:42front.
25:43It's not a good thing but it will be very clear.
25:46Yes, all the leading businesses wouldn't see it.
25:48Yes, because there is a company in health, they can see it all again, it will be of
25:50a demand for the Greatest Reals.
25:52No, you will be a good time.
25:52Yes, all the energy in the house is going to be in the house, you are going to be in
25:56a house.
25:57You will be in the house.
25:58Yes, yes.
25:59It will sit for the rest of you.
26:00Yes, you will be in the house.
26:01Yes.
26:02Yes.
26:03Yes, sir.
26:03Yes, sir.
26:04Yes, sir.
26:05Yes, sir.
26:07I'm not going to say that you're going to be with me!
26:37Yeah!
26:38Where did I go?
26:39You're going to go where you went?
26:40Ah!
26:41Are you going to go where you went?
26:42Sentyria!
26:43Yeah, I'm going to leave Sentyria.
26:44We've got Sentyria here with the people who have eaten us.
26:47Hey, Mr. Ha!
26:48We've got to leave this!
26:50That's right!
26:51Oh!
26:52Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:54Oh!
26:55Oh!
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:58Oh!
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:01Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:06Oh!
27:07Oh!
27:08Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh!
27:11Oh!
27:12Oh!
27:13Oh!
27:14Oh!
27:15Oh!
27:16Oh!
27:17Oh!
27:18Oh!
27:19Oh!
27:20Oh!
27:21Oh!
27:22Oh!
27:23Oh!
27:24Oh!
27:25Oh!
27:26Oh!
27:27Oh!
27:28Oh!
27:29Oh!
27:30Oh!
27:31Oh!
27:32Oh!
27:33Oh!
27:34Oh!
27:35Oh!
27:36What do you think?
27:38Yes.
27:40We're doing it.
27:42You're doing it.
27:44You're doing it.
27:46I'm doing it.
27:48I'm doing it.
27:50This guy is doing it.
27:52That's what happened.
27:54I'm doing it.
27:56I'm doing it.
27:58I'm doing it.
28:00I'm doing it.
28:02I'm doing it.
28:04You're working with me.
28:06It's Violet.
28:08You're using the
28:21White.
28:24I'm doing it.
28:26And I'm doing it.
28:29How did it?
28:32All of you?
28:34I'm sorry?
28:36I'm sorry?
28:38I'm sorry?
28:39Where's your wife?
28:40I'm sorry?
28:41My wife?
28:43My wife
28:44This is Sheikh Rohani
28:46and you're in your life
28:47No no?
28:48Sheikh Rohani
28:49Will you be able to live?
28:50Fairos
28:51Fairos
28:52Rhabani
28:53I'm sorry
28:54Rhabani
28:55or Biharani
28:56Biharani
28:57You know where you go
28:58Yeah, that's your clique
28:59Sheikh Rohani
29:00that's Instagram
29:01. . . . . .
29:31Oh
30:01damn, طلعت نصاب حالك حالنا فيلها شوي
30:03افسخ يعني
30:04لا لا لا
30:07فلحنا ها تبي ازوي لك سحر
30:09قفل تبي اقفلك احد حاضر
30:11شاكو شاكو سحر قفل سحر
30:13اي قفل سحر
30:14يعني الجسر الطويل بسويسرا
30:16يكلك كفولة كل مسحورين
30:18سويسرا اهل سحر
30:20نشاطك حلو معلومتك غلط الغالي
30:22سويسرا هل ساعات وككاة
30:24سويسرا هل سحر ساعات وككاة
30:26وجدان من ورا كلها سحر
30:28اه مو كيفك
30:29كيف الناس كلهم يقولون عنها
30:31سويسرا
30:32مانوا قاعد عن سويسرا ساحرة
30:33اي بوس تحطونا سويسرا ساحرة
30:35سويسرا وسحرها سويس
30:37شنو هذا
30:38مناظرها مناظرها ساحرة
30:40مو سويسرا ساحرة
30:42لا سويسرا قاعدة شيلة ودقاته
30:44لا لا
30:45مناظر خلابة خضرة شلالات
30:48رحلات الصب
30:50تقعد الصب
30:51انت وين تقعد الصب بالسفر انت
30:56انت تنام ثمان ونص
30:58بعد شنو هذا قاش تنكره ومتكلف
31:00عشان يروح يشوف خضرة وزرع وهذا
31:02تيس انا متودوني
31:04والله والله باك هوم
31:06مثلا يلا
31:08شنو شلالي
31:10شنو شلالي
31:12ما يصب من فوق
31:13انا اصب الماي
31:15واعير بعد شكثر عبلي يعني عرال
31:21والله
31:22يا عشان تريتنام ثمان ونص
31:24والله يا هذي
31:25ولا لا والشباب يروحون حق الثلج يا شباب
31:27لا تروحون حق الثلج
31:29جد جو الثلج اييكم لا يس
31:31اشتر يا ابن الحلال
31:35تبضحون نفسكم انتشيسين ثلج مع برياي مع صوده وابح
31:39اتوجهك
31:40هذا بسافر السياحة ولا السياحة
31:43فلد ثلج مو مكعب هاد
31:45هاها
31:46هالجليد جليد في رياضات عالجليد
31:48شروح لها بهوكي
31:49هوكي هادي قاعد تسوي هوكي هادي هوسا اللي قاعد تسويه
31:53هم رياضة
31:54والله شنو هذا
31:55والله العظيم روح تلفريك حلو
31:57تلفريك رح تركبوني قاعدونك بمج
31:59مو مج مو مج
32:01بله مج
32:02ركبوني وصعدوني ليه فوقه كل ما يصعد
32:05اه انا بطني شوي هادي حركة اللي داخل
32:07عربتها في شيء من الخوف يصير ما تدري شنو
32:10صعد كل ما يصعد انا اخاف اكثر
32:12صعد ليه فوق انا عاد شنو كثر الخوف
32:15قريت كل الايات اللي حافظها
32:17دقي دقي
32:23شنو
32:24لا صح صح صح
32:26صح ماتة صح
32:28شقريت؟
32:30قريت كل الايات اللي حافظها
32:31حلوش حافظ
32:32كل الايات قريت
32:34تمام قول لي اي وحدة
32:35الحمد وكررتها ليه فوق شلون يعني
32:37واحدة هي
32:38واحدة هي
32:39نرجع حق الدجل
32:40ايه
32:41انا مورا طب
32:42ايه
32:43احنا اخوين نسوي لك سحر
32:44نسوي لك احجابر حطه تحت مخدة
32:45اه
32:46نروح عند باب بيتك نرشلك ماي
32:48سحرة نقعد على العصي نطير ارا
32:50انتو طيرون على العصي
32:52ايه
32:53ايه
32:54تلاز كل واحد عمود
32:56رياض بارك
32:57قحنا سحرة قاعد قطع السحرة انت
32:59تبقى حولك نملة الحين
33:01مياو
33:03خبي انت حولك نملة سرقطه
33:05ولا هذي خربانة ولا شينو صاهير
33:09مياو
33:10لا خربانة ظاهرة
33:11خربانة
33:12ايه
33:13تكفى سو هذي هذي
33:14من ام كدابرة
33:15ابرى ابرى كدابرة
33:16من ام كدابرة منو
33:17مو من ام كدابرة
33:19من ام كدابرة
33:20لا والد عمتين
33:23ابرى
33:24ابرى
33:25ابرى كدابرة
33:26ايه
33:27شحر احنا نسوي سحر
33:28اخوين
33:29الله عرف شون جوكم نشو
33:30انو
33:31انتو بصون دم تشلاب تخط خزامة هنيه هنيه
33:33قصبوي
33:34هلا سود انتو
33:35عبدت شيطان يا غالي غير هذيل
33:37تخصص ثاني
33:38هذي لدبلوم احنا باكالاريوس
33:40اه موتو سوري ذلك عيمو
33:42عيمو ايمو عيمو منو ايمو
33:44ايمو احنا عيمو
33:46ذلك ايمو
33:47اه انتو بالعي ها
33:48بالعي انتو بالشنو
33:49بالحيل
33:50احنا السحر اللي مايتوقع عقلك
33:53شايفو خياني
33:54اه ابي سحر شدي وتعامل مع الجن
33:56اي واحد
33:57خاطري من صغري بخاطري
33:58اتشي سحر فيه
34:00اه شبك
34:01ايه ابي السحر الفيه قدارة ونجاسة استغفر الله
34:04واحد
34:05ابي تشي ارد البيت متأخر اعصي امي ابي تدين
34:07ولا ادعاك هذا
34:09لا تشنج غلط حبيبي
34:11مسحر
34:12ولا ادعاك تلاسن امك ترجع متأخر
34:14اروح صالة اقمار
34:15مايحتاجلك ساحر سفرتين معاي تسوي كل هذا
34:20سفرتين شهرتين عشر من الشيخ حط اسمك
34:24فيه جن هناك
34:25جنه
34:26جن
34:27اساس السفر جن
34:28وليش اللي يصاعدك فوق
34:33يوديك الديرة ثانية
34:35الا جن تونك
34:36اخلاص
34:38اوه كل بلد للجن الخاص مال عادة
34:40زين اوه اخوي البياء
34:41ساحر ساحر
34:42الساحر
34:43الساحر
34:44فيه سحر
34:45فيه سحر هادة عد من الظغري كيش مساو فيه نيك
34:47شنو
34:48رح لاحظ لاحظ موخ
34:49ايش رح بعيد ش رح بعيد
34:50بقى لاحظ موخك رح ما لاحظ موخك
34:52تعال اقولك السحر هادة
34:53اولاوا الساحر هادة
34:54يتعاملون فيه مع اساحر الله
34:56الجن اهل الارض هذينة اللي تحج
34:58هديهدي معانا انا شباب
35:00هدا شوي
35:01استغفر الله يا ربي
35:02السحر هاد цеا اخر مرة اقوله
35:03ترا بعد موالح اقوله يا ربي
35:05اخر مرة استغفر الله يا ربي
35:07컨تبج vent
35:08انا ساحر لا اتوب
35:11توقف في رزقتي
35:13انه ESTO
35:14اسفر الله خاف ماتتحمل ولا
35:15لا عادي انا ساحر
35:17الاكيد عادي
35:18الساحر فيه
35:18هاي واحد خرعتن
35:20فيه في مس وجن ونجاسر
35:21Do you know what you're doing?
35:23Do you know what you're doing?
35:25Where do you know?
35:27You're not doing it, you're not doing it!
35:29You're not doing it!
35:31You're not doing it!
35:33What are you doing?
35:35There's a series that we're doing with the Serk
35:37I'm a Serk!
35:39The Serk is an Italian one!
35:41Why are you having a Russian?
35:43Yes, I'm a Russian!
35:45Come on, come on!
35:47You're Russian!
35:49What time are you asking me?
35:51Look...
35:53I don't know what's your question
35:55Anything about Russia?
35:57Of course nothing besides the war
35:59What's that?
36:01The Russian in the Russian
36:03The Russian in China
36:05The Russian in China
36:07I'm not focused on Russian
36:09I'm not...
36:11I'm also...
36:13You...
36:15You're not being a Jewish
36:17I'm not going to go for a while.
36:20I'm not going to go for a while.
36:22Oh, my God!
36:23Natasha.
36:24Natasha, come here!
36:26Natasha, this is a country.
36:28You can't remember Natasha, this is a little bit.
36:30This is the first time you can be wearing a little bit.
36:33This is the case is not good.
36:35You know it's not?
36:37No, I'm not.
36:38Is Natasha Natasha?
36:39Is it not?
36:40No, I'm not.
36:41I was going to take one.
36:42And in Egypt, I was going to take one.
36:44And in Egypt, I was going to be a place for a while.
36:46He says to me, go, go!
36:48Go!
36:50Go!
36:52Go!
36:54Because of it, he was inside.
36:56I'm sure it's acid.
36:58No, it's acid, but it's not acid.
37:00What is it?
37:02I was saying to you, you said it was acid.
37:04No, I was in Russia!
37:06From Russia!
37:08From Russia!
37:10From Russia!
37:12I want to magic you
37:19I want to magic you
37:23I want to magic you
37:29I want to magic you
37:34This is the storkliitali
37:36He did that
37:38He put the ass here
37:40Yeah, that's right, I took it from the earth and put it here.
37:44You know this is what the earth is?
37:46I'm going to travel so I'm going to put it.
37:49This is what I'm going to do.
37:52That's what I'm going to do.
37:54This is what I'm going to do.
37:56I'm going to take it from the inside.
37:58I don't want the Saudis to see me here, you know?
38:01Where are you going?
38:02I'm going to go to Kuwait, I'm going to Saudi Arabia.
38:05Is that what I'm going to do?
38:07Yes, I have.
38:09I won't go.
38:11I won't go, I won't go.
38:12I won't go here.
38:14I won't go.
38:15I'll have this war.
38:17I'll pay for the first time.
38:19I'll tell you the crystal.
38:21Minus is right.
38:23The colours are right.
38:25This is the task for you.
38:27You're already in the field.
38:29I'm going to travel there.
38:32I want to go and go there!
38:34Come here!
38:36I want to go here a little bit
39:06it's a little, that's a love
39:09Why?
39:11You've seen you're very young and very young
39:14you see how you're very young
39:15He's shut up with a pillow
39:17You're shut up with a pillow
39:19You go to the pillow
39:21You've seen them
39:22They're not sure they're on the table
39:23They're not sure
39:24They're not sure they're going to hold on
39:25You think they're going to be in the counter
39:27They're going to hold on the pillow
39:29They're going to fall off
39:29What other people??
39:30That's why they're not considering
39:31They're going to move on
39:33So, I didn't cut my knife
39:35What is the word?
39:36I'm sure that this girl is problematic,
39:38and she got off, and you were lying.
39:40That's what I'm trying to do!
39:42We're not afraid!
39:43This guy is a spider!
39:45And you don't have to fight it here.
39:46This guy is going to die!
39:47That's what you say!
39:48He's going to die!
39:49Do you have to die!
39:50That's what you say!
39:51We're not going to die!
39:52That's what you say!
39:53He's going to die!
39:54He needs to die!
39:55What's going to die!
39:57Has he used to die!
39:58No don't blame me!
40:02It's a normal thing!
40:04what are you doing?
40:06I'm doing a little bit
40:08I'm doing it
40:10I'm doing a good thing
40:12what are you doing?
40:14I'm doing it
40:16I'm doing it
40:18no no
40:20I'm doing it
40:22I'm doing it
40:24everything is normal
40:26I'm doing it
40:28and I'm doing it
40:30I'm doing it
40:32I'm doing it
40:34yawner
40:36yeah
40:38yeah
40:40I
40:42I
40:44I
40:46I
40:48yeah
40:50yeah
40:52yeah
40:54yeah
40:58we
41:02.
41:09.
41:14.
41:19.
41:20.
41:25.
41:26.
41:27.
41:30.
41:31.
41:32I'm not going to die.
41:34What's he dying?
41:36What's he dying?
41:38There's someone here.
41:40There's someone here.
41:42There's someone here.
41:44If anyone sees you,
41:46I'm going to die.
41:48There's someone here.
41:50I'm going to die.
41:52I'm going to die.
41:54I'm going to die.
41:56Okay.
41:58I'm going to die.
42:00I'm going to die.
42:02I'm going to die.
42:04I'm going to die.
42:06I'm going to die.
42:08What do you think of the girl?
42:10We'll be talking about it.
42:12I haven't seen him.
42:14I haven't seen him.
42:16Okay, okay
42:46أي واحد تسببوك لأن عن أبوك سبه
42:48تسمع؟
42:49إن شاء الله
42:50يلا أدرف
42:50إن شاء الله
42:51تعال
42:51بوص راس عمك
42:52يلا أدرف
42:54إن شاء الله
42:54أربعك
42:56دار
42:58دار
43:00ذكرت شغلك
43:01دار
43:03نعم عمي
43:04عندك مصروف
43:05لا
43:06الله يعطيك يا ولد خوي
43:07الله يعطيك
43:08شنا
43:09شنا الله بعونك يا ولدي
43:10شاي سوي
43:11أماني ش رايك
43:11شو رايك شو
43:12شو بالعم
43:12مسحك في الأرض وطالع مبسوط
43:14وين مبسوط
43:15شوفها شوفها
43:16شوفها
43:17شوفها
43:17زادت إعاقتها
43:19واما مستهنة
43:21طالعبطة يا ابن الحلال
43:22يابا الحم العم حبوب بالعائلة
43:24الحم ولا أحد يحبه
43:26العم حبوب
43:27العم كروف
43:29يابا العم مهما يمسح بالأرض يحبونه
43:31العم ولا أحد يبيب كل عائلة
43:33العم
43:34العم تفوزن
43:35العم إيش عندها العم
43:37العم العود إيش عندها غير بس يتشره
43:40ها
43:40من نور انخطبت وما علمتوني
43:42ها
43:43حجستو شالي الخبر ما قلتولنا
43:46ها
43:46ليش ما تقول تسلمون على مرتعمكم
43:48تبوسوا الرأسها بالعيد ترى حسبت امكم
43:51هي اللي مرضعتكم
43:52مو أنا ليش طلعت فاصد من ديد مرتك وحليبها
43:56لأبوك لأبو مرتك وحليب مرتك
43:59يعني حل العم موزن
44:00العم ولا ببيزة
44:01عم موزن
44:02كابل اللي يحبونه العوائل
44:04ها
44:04واللي تمنون وجوده
44:05الخال
44:06الله
44:07صح
44:07ايه
44:08صح
44:09الخال
44:10الخال حبيب العائلة
44:12الخال ينزل زواره بشورت قطن مقذف عادي
44:15عادي
44:16ضرسه طايح ما يعالج يضحك حيال اخته
44:18ايه
44:19ايه
44:20ايه
44:21خال
44:22ينطر اي زواره فو الحريم شغلينا غاني
44:25وهو من فوق
44:26جهل
44:27يسخن
44:28ينزل على الدرجة شنيه يتزحلك
44:30ايه
44:31يبي استرعى
44:32بسناب بناتختي يقط ملحه كامل
44:34ايه
44:35يعني يوم يسأل ها صديقاتكم ما سألوا عني
44:38وقع
44:39ها
44:40فضح اللعب
44:41أحاتيك
44:42هلأ
44:43فأنا عندك الخال والعمة الحين
44:44ها
44:44والدك ربيع هذا لا تكسى عليه
44:46أخاف انه صد شاف شي وروح يتكلم ويفضح
44:48انت ساسا تدري ان انا ربيع هذا ما كنت بين ولده
44:51صبحي
44:52هذا موضوح ثاني وانا مال علاقة فيه
44:54قاع اقولك والدك لا تكسى عليه
44:56أخاف انه شاف شي وروح يتكلم ويفضحنا
44:58اذا تكلم
44:59بيخلينا افكر بالشيء اللي ما ودي اسويه
45:02جنيت انت
45:03لا ما ينت
45:04جنيت ولا الموت صار عندك سهل
45:06لا تشذي ولا تشذي
45:07لكن الموت اللي امثال ربيع
45:09ارحم
45:14بس خلا
45:15ضبط المور
45:16شل اللي ضبطتنا
45:17ضبطت الجثة ومورها
45:18هادا الحين معنا قيت مم كانت انتشل في الجثة
45:19اللي عندنا بالبيت
45:20ويجبين اول ديا
45:21بطبع اي برأ اي براحة اي بحر
45:22حيبوننا المباحث
45:24نا والله
45:25واشدرهم ما باهث ان نحنا ذا بحيننا
45:26وصماتنا
45:27Yes?
45:29You're the right?
45:31No, not the right, No, not the right,
45:32the right, don't want to go to the right.
45:33Why you had no...
45:36I don't want to.
45:38I don't want to.
45:39I asked for you.
45:41I explained you to 7 liters in the middle.
45:45I lied.
45:45I told you how it might be
45:50I didn't want to die.
45:51I have to die!
45:52If I need to die, I'll be able to die.
45:54No!
45:55At least you went to hamal you, and you can also see anything.
45:58Oh, my God, it's a nice thing.
46:01What happened?
46:02What happened to your eyes?
46:03What happened to you?
46:04What happened to you?
46:06I got a lot of things.
46:07Got you something?
46:09I have, but I'll put you on the toe.
46:12Where is it?
46:14Here.
46:20Good, bye.
46:21I don't know.
46:22I have something.
46:23What do you have?
46:25I'm sorry.
46:26Don't die.
46:27This is not good, this is a miracle.
46:30Why don't you die?
46:31Don't you?
46:32Yeah.
46:33What's the problem?
46:34What's that?
46:35I'm sorry.
46:36I'm sorry.
46:37I'm sorry.
46:38I'm sorry.
46:39I'm sorry.
46:51What are you doing?
46:52What are you doing?
46:53What do you think?
46:55The piece isugar from the house.
46:59What do you think?
47:01What are you saying?
47:02Are you Schwabese?
47:03There
47:20one.
47:22You are all the same.
47:24You can't get it.
47:26You can't get it.
47:28Why are you doing this?
47:30No, you are all the same.
47:32You want to get there.
47:34What is this?
47:36I have to get it.
47:38I have to get it.
47:40I have to get it.
47:42I have to get it.
47:44I have to get it.
47:46I have to get it.
47:48I have to get it.
47:50No, not at all.
47:52You are all the same.
47:54You are all the same.
47:56Good boy.
48:08You are all the same.
48:10You are all the same.
48:12You are all the same.
48:14You are all the same.
48:16You are all the same.
48:18My husband and my husband.
48:20My husband and my husband are all his friends.
48:22If you are all the same,
48:24you are all the same.
48:26What am I saying?
48:28I am getting to give you a letter.
48:30You are all the same.
48:32Yes, my end.
48:34You have to get that letter.
48:36Why?
48:38You are not going to trust me.
48:40Of course.
48:42You are all the same.
48:44Let's borrow information and show you ginger!
48:47Let's saygrad like this
48:47You're married!
48:50What is the sweetheart about it?
48:52Yes
48:55You can edit it out
48:57But you have worked hard
48:59Still rough
49:01Theizations are huge
49:05I just want to be available
49:10You're not alone
49:11You're releasing it
49:12I'll show you.
49:13I'll show you.
49:14I'll show you.
49:15I'll show you.
49:16No, I'll show you.
49:17Yes, I'll show you.
49:18Okay.
49:19Go, come here.
49:21Come here, come here.
49:23Come here.
49:24Come here.
49:25Come here.
49:26Come here.
49:28How did I get out of here?
49:29It's a good time.
49:30I'm not a busy trip.
49:32No, I'm going to go to the airport.
49:34No, no.
49:35I said you, don't get out of here.
49:37First, I'll give her a few hours.
49:39After that, look.
49:41When you're on a boat, you'll be able to feed.
49:42You don't want to ask.
49:44You don't want toinhos.
49:45No.
49:46You don't want toos.
49:47I'm telling you.
49:48How many of you are.
49:49Why is your house here?
49:50Where is the house here?
49:51Let me go.
49:52Let me go.
49:53Let me go.
49:54Let me go.
49:55Let me go.
49:56Let me go.
49:57Mashallah, all of us are more thanjal thoris.
50:00What are you, man?
50:02No, no, you're not impressed.
50:03I'm the heat of cold and warm.
50:05GǎMALI.
50:06This is a hot fire.
50:07This is a hot fire.
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