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KIRA NOIR PUTS ICE CUBES IN HER @SS W RICKY JOHNSON INTERVIEW / PODCAST  #KIRANOIR

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00:00One day she had her husband come a bunch into ice cube trays and then they froze those.

00:05Wow.

00:05And then she peed into some ice cube trays and also froze those.

00:08Wow.

00:09And then they tied me up and they shoved the pee and cum ice cubes into my butt.

00:13And he like fucked me until they like melted and then she had to slurp them up out of my butt.

00:19And swallowed them?

00:20Yep.

00:20Oh my God.

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02:27Big episode today.

02:29Top 10.

02:29Top 5.

02:30Maybe number one all time.

02:32Huge episode.

02:33Starting with our co-host on my right.

02:35He is, I think, the best in the game right now.

02:38He's a little bit lazy in the mainstream space.

02:41Two, four scenes a month.

02:42Could be doing 15.

02:43Could be doing 30.

02:44If he did, he'd have a throne.

02:46But he deserves it.

02:47And I think you're the GOAT right now.

02:48It's because, you know, he's got offers from the Vixen.

02:51He's got offers from the Brazzers.

02:53He's got offers from everyone else.

02:54But he's working on Ricky's Room.

02:56Ricky's Room.

02:57Ricky's Room.

02:57Shout out.

02:58Shout out.

02:58Hey, shout out.

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03:01Let's go.

03:01Ricky Johnson.

03:02This is no research.

03:04This is friendship.

03:05Hey, real shit.

03:05Ricky Johnson.

03:07Also, shout out to Brazzers because they still pay me.

03:11He got an offer for Brazzers.

03:12He took that one.

03:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:15He got a shout out where we all met, by the way, at Brazzers.

03:18Yeah, those were good times.

03:18Our guest today is the reigning, defending, undisputed,

03:27real shit, best female performer in the world.

03:30In the fucking world.

03:3150,000 adult stars, and she won the crowd for number one.

03:36Easy.

03:36Swept.

03:38Kira Noir is here.

03:40Hey, big clap vibes.

03:41The champ is here.

03:43Hey.

03:43The champ is here.

03:45The champ is here.

03:47Congratulations.

03:48Thanks.

03:49No bullshit.

03:50How much has your life changed since winning the award?

03:53A lot.

03:54There are some people who hate me now.

03:55I got to be in my first lead role for Digital Playground.

03:58I got trophies.

03:59I got the best trophy I could get.

04:01It was amazing.

04:01You have a trophy room now in your house?

04:03I have a little trophy bookshelf thing.

04:05I actually have one left that I didn't get because it was in 2021.

04:10Things were locked down, but my agent picked it up for me.

04:12So I'm about to have all of my physical awards all in place soon.

04:15Because you've been dominating AVN.

04:17You've been dominating XBiz.

04:19The PH awards.

04:20I don't know.

04:20You won some of those too?

04:21I won top blowjob performer this year.

04:23Hey.

04:24Yeah.

04:24So when people were searching for a specific porn star with the word blowjob, it was me

04:28the most times.

04:29You're noir.

04:30You've been on fire.

04:32Yeah.

04:32No for sure.

04:32Anal queen?

04:33I like to think of myself as one.

04:35Yeah.

04:35But I think there are a lot of people that are better than me.

04:37I feel like for anal scenes and porn, people love gaping, like huge gapes.

04:42I can take three.

04:42Not a gape guy.

04:43Really?

04:44Yeah.

04:44Why not?

04:45Who cares about a hole?

04:47It looks pretty.

04:48I like after anal when the booty swallows back to its natural habitat.

04:52See, that's neat.

04:53Lovely.

04:53Yeah.

04:53I can do like double anal, but then as soon as all the dicks are out.

04:57Yeah.

04:58Which is not the worst problem to have.

04:59It's just that for porn people, I feel like the true anal queen.

05:02For mainstream studio porn, it's the girls that can do like wide open gapes and like

05:07all of the crazy stuff.

05:08Like if you can do squirting scenes and double anal and see huge gapes, then you're like

05:12a top anal queen.

05:12But Ricky, correct me if I'm wrong.

05:13The idea for anal is that it's in our heads tighter than the vagina.

05:18Yes.

05:18But in really, it's smart.

05:18So why do we want it to be gaped?

05:21I think it's visual and desensitization of just seeing too much sex and stuff like that.

05:27So your mind just wonders.

05:28It's for sickos.

05:30Yeah.

05:30Not for sickos.

05:31It's just for people that like get to that, that zone, you know, pornography, it's supposed

05:35to be a visual medium.

05:37So if you're doing stuff that looks cool and gapes look cool, it's cool to see inside

05:42somebody.

05:42It's cool to put a bunch of little balls in somebody and watch them pop them out.

05:44Although you should not do that in real life because it could get stuck up there.

05:48Have you put anything up your bum?

05:50Several things.

05:52Like what?

05:53Ticks mostly.

05:54But I don't put anything that doesn't have a flared base in my butt.

05:59Because I've seen other girls do those videos and they look really cool.

06:01Did you see the cereal video?

06:02When the girl opened her ass and they put milk in there and they put fucking Fruit Loops?

06:06Yeah.

06:07That was interesting.

06:08I would eat the Fruit Loops.

06:10That would be kind of cool.

06:11One of the best porn GIFs I ever saw.

06:13I've never seen the full scene, but I saw the GIF on Reddit.

06:15It was Lana Rhodes and she was on this like swivel chair and she was just like showing

06:19off her beautiful butt.

06:21And then somebody brings in a cupcake and puts it underneath her butt and she pushes out

06:25a strawberry and it lands perfectly in the mouth.

06:27Oh yeah, yeah.

06:28I saw that shit.

06:29It was wild.

06:29Would you eat that cupcake?

06:30Yeah.

06:31Thanks.

06:31You're a sicko.

06:32Well, in the zone, I'm a sicko.

06:34Yes.

06:34He's a zone guy because I've been on one set with you now and we crack jokes like the

06:40best of them, but then when he has his erection, he can't be funny.

06:44Yeah.

06:45I'm just fucking right now.

06:46Yeah.

06:47I'm like, hey, Ricky, knock, knock.

06:48And he's like, fuck, fuck.

06:51You've been funny with me when your dick's hard.

06:53Well, yeah.

06:53Maybe it's just because we're friends.

06:54But that's the sex chem.

06:55Yeah.

06:56The sex chemistry.

06:57Also, by the way, one second.

06:59Coco Vodka.

07:00Lime.

07:02Sin part.

07:02Sin party.

07:04Sin party.

07:05Sin party.

07:05Delicious.

07:06I want to expose Ricky here a little bit.

07:08Whoa.

07:09Hey, yo, whoa.

07:10Yo, you can't start like that.

07:11My God.

07:12I feel like, you know, you guys started at the same time, you know, mainstream, 2015.

07:19And you guys are very tight and you've worked a lot together and you both work at browsers.

07:24I feel like Ricky has a crush on you, off-camp.

07:26I don't think so.

07:27I think so.

07:28When we first met, he played my brother in a porno and not even like the stepbrother kind

07:32of thing.

07:32We were like, literally brother.

07:33Like brother and sister.

07:34Yeah.

07:34And like, he died at the end of the movie and I cried over him.

07:37And I feel like that set the tone for us in our relationship.

07:40Well, we're like good friends, but I don't think it's like that.

07:42That's what you think.

07:42You know, all pretty girls think that all guys are just their homies.

07:46The truth is, every guy wants to fuck the hot girl.

07:49Friend.

07:50I know he wants to fuck me.

07:51I want to fuck him too.

07:52I'm looking up.

07:52But we're friends.

07:55I'm nervous now.

07:56Oh my God.

07:57You want to fuck me?

07:57I want to fuck you too.

07:58Do you remember that time we had a twerk contest?

08:00No.

08:00No, we were on a podcast.

08:02I don't remember that.

08:03What?

08:04Okay, never mind.

08:05Do you remember that time when we had an orgy party?

08:07No, we went to an orgy.

08:07Oh, actually, do you remember that twerk shit?

08:09I told the director, delete that fucking footage right now, motherfucker.

08:11That was one of my first times seeing you serious.

08:13It was off camera?

08:14It was on camera for a second.

08:15Okay.

08:16Yeah, and then we were just like, she's like, let's twerk.

08:17And I'm like, yeah, whatever.

08:18Yeah.

08:18And then we both twerk.

08:18See, who had the better twerk?

08:19And we had to have somebody record it so we could actually see, like, side by side.

08:22But you guys have off-camera orgies?

08:25Once, years ago.

08:26Okay.

08:27This is forever ago, like, seven years ago.

08:29Yeah.

08:29And who was there?

08:31Can I say all the names?

08:32Yeah.

08:33Some of the couples are together anymore.

08:34Okay, I'm not going to say the names.

08:38There was a really popular blonde.

08:40Yeah, K-E-M.

08:42I don't remember anybody else.

08:43Those are the main players.

08:44And you.

08:45Wasn't that like a, that was a get-back party.

08:47So, I was under the impression that it was just like a normal.

08:50That was my get-back party.

08:51My girl had cheated on me.

08:52And then so.

08:52Is that why we fucked?

08:53Yeah.

08:54Oh, that's not why we fucked.

08:54So you had an orgy to get the hype?

08:56No, my friends, K and E, they decided to, like, yo, let's do, like, an OnlyFans orgy party.

09:00And I was like, yeah, fuck yeah.

09:01Okay, see, when they invited me, they were like, we're having,

09:04like, a party.

09:05Do you want to come?

09:05And I was like, yeah.

09:06I didn't know there was going to be sex involved.

09:07Well, if it was called OnlyFans Revenge Party.

09:09It was not called that.

09:10I don't think the same people would have came.

09:11Oh, okay.

09:12So we just called it, like, OnlyFans Party.

09:15I didn't want to be involved in revenge.

09:16But no, no, it wasn't, it was just like a, yeah.

09:19It was, it was a casual party.

09:21And then I looked up and people were starting to get naked.

09:23The funny thing is, is I was dating this guy at the time.

09:25And I invited him to the party.

09:26I asked K if I could.

09:28And she was like, yeah, it's fine.

09:29So people sort of fucking.

09:30No.

09:31I went to the side and called him.

09:35And I was like, hey, people are having sex here.

09:37They're performers.

09:38Everybody's tested.

09:39Do not try to, like, get in with anybody.

09:42If they say no to you because you're, like, a regular person, do not make it weird.

09:46Just be cool, okay?

09:47And he was like, fine, I'll be cool.

09:48So he got there a little bit after me.

09:49By the time he got there, everybody was already fucking.

09:51And there was this girl that was, like, blowing somebody.

09:54And she looks up and she sees him.

09:56In front of everybody.

09:56Yeah, and was like, you, come here.

09:58And just, like, sort of fucking him.

09:59And he did not pace himself well.

10:01He, like, came in a couple minutes.

10:03And then he was just out for the rest of the orgy.

10:04And so then I was, like, getting fucked by you with my head in his lap.

10:08See, that's nice.

10:09So you guys do fuck off camera.

10:11Yeah.

10:12Okay.

10:13Was that the only time?

10:14That's love.

10:15Yeah, I get that was the only time.

10:16Yeah.

10:16Because you guys don't even, I mean, do you like having sex off cam?

10:19Like, are you sexual?

10:20I am.

10:20Actually, you have a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

10:22Yes.

10:23Let's talk about that.

10:24Okay.

10:24No, big fact.

10:25So Demi is your girlfriend currently.

10:27Demi Sutra.

10:28Let's go, Demi Sutra, let's go.

10:30Shout out to Demi Sutra.

10:31Yes.

10:31Failed on the show today.

10:32Well, she was busy.

10:33No, no.

10:34You know what?

10:34Reschedule.

10:35Reschedule.

10:35She didn't come back if you were nice.

10:37She's going to kill you.

10:39Reschedule.

10:39You know what?

10:40Winners win, Demi.

10:42All right?

10:43Winners win.

10:44And you have a boyfriend, too?

10:45Yes.

10:46So you have a in-industry girlfriend, non-industry boyfriend.

10:49My boyfriend's in the industry, but I don't want to be like, I feel like the second I'm

10:53going to be like, my man, my man, my man, that's when things are going to go wrong.

10:56So I don't want to get too many details.

10:58That's why you have a wifey.

10:59Yeah.

10:59I have, well, I'm in love with her and I have been for years.

11:03But is it, do you, is it a three?

11:05No, no.

11:06It's time with her team.

11:07They're friends, though.

11:07Yeah.

11:08Wait, but do you have threesomes, do you three?

11:09No.

11:10It's one or the other?

11:11Mm-hmm.

11:12How do you, how do you schedule that?

11:14Well, I live in the same building as the guy.

11:16And then Demi lives close by, but not super close.

11:19So I usually will schedule things out more with Demi just because our schedules are kind

11:22of crazy and we have to travel to each other.

11:24Plus, we both have dogs that are very high maintenance.

11:27So we have to like, figure out what we're going to do.

11:28Okay.

11:28Let me tell you this.

11:29You have a fucking awful day.

11:30Who's the first call?

11:32Demi.

11:32Oh.

11:33Yeah.

11:33So he's number two.

11:34Well, it's just because she's also a woman.

11:37If I'm having an awful day because I'm PMSing and like some guy on set was fucking

11:41weird and like all this shit, like I don't want to fill his head with that.

11:44Okay.

11:44Especially if he has to like be on set or at a party with some dude later or like,

11:48it's just more comfortable talking to a girl about girl problems.

11:51Okay.

11:51How about this?

11:51You're horny, horny, horny.

11:52Who do you call?

11:53Demi.

11:53Oh.

11:54This guy sucks.

11:55He's amazing.

11:56No, no.

11:56Shout out to Leo.

11:57He's great.

11:58Shout out.

11:58Leo is number fucking four.

12:01You're going to make me look bad.

12:03Leo, find someone else.

12:04You don't understand.

12:05I have known Demi for like six years.

12:07I've had a serious thing for her the whole time.

12:10This is like a long game.

12:11I'm like super locked in.

12:13So it's different.

12:14The racers are both great, but they're different.

12:16What percentage of lesbian and straight are you on the spectrum?

12:19Would you say?

12:20That's a really hard question.

12:2150, 50.

12:22I prefer women.

12:2360.

12:25I don't know if I can like put a percentage on it.

12:27I prefer women.

12:28How do you and Demi have sex?

12:30I'm going to keep that private.

12:31Oh.

12:32Okay.

12:34Is it freaky deaky?

12:35It's perfect.

12:38I bet.

12:39This is so beautiful.

12:39Okay.

12:40I love it.

12:41All right.

12:41You don't want to talk.

12:42How do you and Demi have sex?

12:43You said what?

12:43How do you and Demi have sex?

12:44What do you mean?

12:46Oh, okay.

12:47No.

12:47Do you and Demi bring in?

12:48I bet it would have involved Demi.

12:50Last question.

12:51And then we'll move on.

12:51But do you and Demi bring in random dudes?

12:54Not random, but like.

12:55We used to before.

12:56Okay.

12:56So this is when.

12:57I feel like this is such like a late bloomer queer girl thing.

13:00But there was a time in our lives where like neither one of us wanted to admit that we

13:03have a thing for each other.

13:05But when we wanted to have sex with each other, we didn't want to like say like, I want to

13:08fuck you.

13:08So we were like, let's find a guy and like be crazy and like fuck him.

13:12Right.

13:12And so that's what we would do.

13:13That makes sense.

13:14And then that stopped when all of them complained.

13:15That's closet lesbos.

13:17Yeah.

13:17You guys still do that?

13:18No, no, not anymore.

13:19Because that was what we did whenever we didn't want to admit that like we just wanted each

13:22other.

13:22And then there was one night.

13:23Let's just find a guy to share.

13:24We got like super drunk, like blackout wasted.

13:26And then the guy complained the next day that after we got to a certain point of drunk,

13:29we just started ignoring him.

13:31I don't remember that part.

13:33Apparently his feelings got hurt.

13:34That's actually really cute.

13:35And that was like a, oh, we like.

13:37Wow.

13:38And then you came out and said, hey, I like you.

13:41Yes.

13:41That's kind of cute.

13:42That's really pretty.

13:44They neglected a dude and a threesome and became a lesbian couple.

13:47That's really adorable.

13:48No, hell yeah.

13:49Amazing.

13:49How would you feel if that happened to you?

13:51If I was a dude?

13:52If you got like a threesome, it was like a great situation.

13:54I'd go gay.

13:55I'd have to be gay after for the rest of my life.

13:57You have to.

13:58Because now you feel emasculated.

14:00You say, I'm the one with the penis.

14:01I mean, you don't have to, but if that's what you want, that's fine.

14:03Even a lot of lesbians say like, I do miss dick.

14:06Dick is great.

14:07Do they?

14:07Yeah.

14:08Girls say that.

14:08Don't they?

14:09Yeah.

14:09How many lesbians do you talk to?

14:11Not many.

14:12Oh.

14:12You know, one woman guy.

14:14One woman guy.

14:15But, you know, strap-ons, you know.

14:18I feel like maybe you're thinking of porn.

14:20Perhaps.

14:20Because penetration is a lot different from a woman, I gotta say.

14:24It's like the vibe is different.

14:26Whenever, especially like even just taking gender out of it, being penetrated by someone

14:29who knows what it's like to be penetrated.

14:30Oh, wow.

14:31Totally different vibe.

14:32Oh, so you're saying strap-on dick is better than dick.

14:34It's different.

14:35I'm not saying it's better.

14:36You are saying it's better.

14:37I'm saying it's different.

14:38No, she said it's better.

14:40Do you have strap-on?

14:41Huh?

14:41Do you have strap-on?

14:42I'm going to keep that right.

14:43Okay, yeah.

14:43That's fair.

14:44I became interested.

14:45Have you ever used Ricky's, uh, because he has a more than Doc Johnson, right?

14:51Doc Johnson.

14:51I saw that Hustler on Hollywood.

14:53No, because like, okay, so I have a flashlight and I've thought about trying to do something

14:58where like, like, I put my flashlight in my ass and then I have you use one of those

15:03like double strap-on things where it lets you have like an extra dick and so you have

15:06two dicks and then you're like going back and forth between like fucking my pussy that's

15:10in my ass and my actual pussy and then you tell me which one you like more.

15:13Yeah.

15:14Oh my God.

15:15That would be fun, right?

15:15You and Demi do that?

15:16I would do that on camera, for sure.

15:18Yeah.

15:18Yeah, that's a great promo.

15:20I have my fleshlights with me, actually, because I wanted to like show you the weird sound they

15:23make.

15:23Please.

15:24I have my dicks with me.

15:25Can I grab them with them?

15:25Okay, hold on.

15:26Yeah.

15:26Hey, she's great.

15:29I only brought one dick, but I'm here.

15:32You have a butthole one?

15:35Yes.

15:36You have a butthole as well?

15:37I do.

15:37Good for you.

15:38And they're different though.

15:39You have to buy separate, right?

15:40Yeah, you have to buy them separately.

15:41I don't sell separately.

15:42How do you use one of these?

15:43How do you?

15:43You should.

15:44I never use the fleshlight, but I have an old brand deal that dropped me so we won't

15:49mention them.

15:49That's the butthole?

15:50Yes, the butthole.

15:50It's called bewitched.

15:52Do you mind, babe?

15:54Can you put...

15:54Is this cheating?

15:55No, no, no.

15:56Oh, very nice.

15:57Yeah.

15:57Doesn't gape.

15:58We like that.

15:59I have heard the reviews though.

16:01Okay, so I love watching the reviews for...

16:03You touched me a pussy?

16:03Oh, you have your signature on it.

16:06You signed it.

16:07Yeah, I signed it.

16:08Yeah, I have a gross fleshlight story.

16:10That's nice.

16:11Oh, really?

16:11I like that.

16:12My friend Kendra...

16:12Wait, wait, wait.

16:13Hold on.

16:13Take that out of the thing.

16:14Take it out of the can.

16:15Okay.

16:16Mm-hmm.

16:17Shake it.

16:17Whoa.

16:18Shake it really hard.

16:20Isn't that fun?

16:22You do this on mushrooms?

16:24Yes.

16:26It's a great...

16:27That is fun.

16:28Wow, I never looked at the inside.

16:29You can turn it inside out.

16:30They have to clean it.

16:31To clean it?

16:32Mm-hmm.

16:32I'm going to show you.

16:33You know, I don't cream pie sex toys.

16:35Why not?

16:35I just think that's just a little nut.

16:37Do you like cream pies at all?

16:38No, I'm a big cream pie guy.

16:40Okay.

16:41But like with the toy, it's like I pull up.

16:44I'm like, oh, I'm about to come, baby.

16:45Stop it.

16:46With a toy.

16:47You call your toys baby.

16:48You should.

16:48Yeah.

16:48Oh, yeah.

16:49I get in the zone.

16:51When she's out of town.

16:52Oh, wow.

16:53Look at that.

16:53That looks like a vagina.

16:54It does.

16:55It looks like mine.

16:56There's what it looks like inside out.

16:57See?

16:58Okay.

16:58You can clean it.

17:00Why are you making that face?

17:01That looks like Leo's penis right there.

17:04It's all turned out.

17:05I haven't seen it turned out yet.

17:06Oh, okay.

17:07In real life.

17:07Inside out, it looks like Leo's dick.

17:10It does not.

17:11His dick is beautiful.

17:12He actually also has his own toy.

17:14Shout out to you.

17:15Okay, Kira.

17:16So over the last eight years, you must have had some crazy shit go down on set.

17:19Yes.

17:20Do you want to tell us about it?

17:22What genre do you want to hear?

17:24Embarrassing, wild, crazy, holy shit.

17:27You know?

17:28I don't have a lot of embarrassing stories.

17:31Thankfully, I've had like a pretty good run.

17:32You're good at laughing shit off.

17:34I try.

17:34You're a cool chick.

17:35I have a nervous laugh.

17:36People have complained about that.

17:38My pornos.

17:38I laugh a lot when I'm getting fucked.

17:40It's because I'm nervous.

17:41Oh, that's nice.

17:43That's nice.

17:43But no, I think like one of the weirder ones.

17:46So I do custom videos where people pay me for a porno just for them.

17:49Right.

17:50And some of those scenarios are super weird, but I almost like the weird fetishy ones more

17:55because it's a change of pace.

17:56And sometimes weird fetishes are just easy to shoot.

17:58Like years ago, I did this one with Chloe Cherry.

18:01The girl's now on Euphoria.

18:02Like she's awesome.

18:03I'm so proud of her.

18:05But we had a custom video request where somebody wanted us to wear office uniforms.

18:09So pencil skirts, thigh highs, stockings, like button up shirts, gaudy jewelry.

18:14It's like really chunky, like almost tacky, like big hoop earrings and big necklaces.

18:20And then they wanted us to fight over him, a guy named Mike, and talk about how we were

18:26both better for him and like, no, you can't have him.

18:28He's mine.

18:28And then when we got into a physical fight, instead of punching or grabbing each other's

18:32hair, he wanted us to rip open our shirts and fight with our boobs.

18:36I like Mike.

18:37And this was like before I had my implants.

18:39So I was flat chested.

18:42And Chloe's also a smaller girl.

18:43So we were just like slamming our chests against each other.

18:47Take that, Jackie.

18:48And that was the video.

18:50What's a, what's a belt for that?

18:52That's 500.

18:52I'm going to keep that private.

18:53Fair enough.

18:54Fair enough.

18:55If you want to know, you can contact me.

18:57I'm only fan.

18:57True that.

18:58Oh, like what a plug.

18:59Where do you draw the line?

19:00Because like with shit like that, like will you just step on a bunch of Legos?

19:04Oh, I don't think I would.

19:05Have you done a fart video?

19:06No.

19:07Okay.

19:07Those are common.

19:07You know what's weird?

19:08I used to get fart requests when I was a stripper, but I've not had any fart requests as

19:12a porn star.

19:12It's not like I would like want to.

19:14I'm just curious as to why.

19:16You get a lot of feet stuff?

19:17I do.

19:18Feet or not?

19:18Feet, I'm getting a lot more like femdom stuff.

19:21And those are fun.

19:22So you'll talk some mad shit to a guy.

19:24Yes.

19:25And it's a small dick humiliation.

19:27Yeah.

19:27Small dick humiliation, cum eating instruction, drug off instruction.

19:30What?

19:30Cum eating instructions is insane.

19:32Okay.

19:32No, because you were just saying like, oh, if I had a bad threesome, I would have to turn

19:36gay.

19:36It's that same mindset of like, oh no, I disappointed you.

19:39I guess I have to eat my cum.

19:40You don't have to.

19:41That's what you would want to do.

19:42But once you nut, you're over it.

19:45You're not like once you bust, you know, as soon as I come, I come to my cum.

19:48My sense is a little white.

19:49Yeah.

19:50You know, the last thing I want to do is see cum.

19:52Do you think your cum tastes good?

19:53Unless you're doing a double.

19:55Then you.

19:55I've accidentally, you know.

19:56Accidentally.

19:57No, I'll cream pie and then go down like Charlie Brown.

19:59Okay.

19:59And I'll give a little like, how did we do today?

20:02You know?

20:02Wait, really?

20:03Like, oh, diet's off, you know?

20:05Which is good.

20:05Long weekend.

20:06You should.

20:06Have you.

20:07Do you think your cum tastes good?

20:09I've been told it tastes good.

20:10I haven't tasted it.

20:11You must have jerking off maybe a little.

20:13No.

20:14Are you a dribbler or a shooter?

20:15I can't remember.

20:15What side of dribbler or a shooter?

20:17When you cum, do you like shoot out and like get some range or do you just like kind of like

20:21I shoot.

20:22I'm like in the middle.

20:23It depends on the angle.

20:23If I'm laying down.

20:24One shot dribble.

20:26One shot.

20:27Oh.

20:28You know what you can do for that?

20:30If you up your protein, I've heard that that gives you bigger cum shots.

20:34I used to date this guy who would like down a scoop of protein powder before he sees so

20:38you could have enough.

20:39One shot.

20:40Dribble.

20:41Yeah.

20:42Who has the worst tasting cum?

20:44Guys who don't drink enough water or who smoke.

20:47It tastes like bleach for some reason.

20:49Cigarettes?

20:50It's weird.

20:52I feel like that's like the two main ones.

20:54Like I can tell you smoke and don't drink enough water.

20:56Smoking and water.

20:57Yeah.

20:58Good to know.

20:58Like smoking cigs or smoking weed?

21:00Smoking cigarettes or blunts.

21:02It's the nicotine part.

21:03It's like the tobacco part.

21:04Oh.

21:05Interesting.

21:06Yeah.

21:06Okay.

21:07Let me ask you this.

21:08Okay.

21:09Who's better at eating pussy?

21:10Girls or guys?

21:12Girls.

21:12Yeah.

21:12I mean, even like it's not even because, you know, there are cis guys, cis girls, trans

21:17guys, trans girls.

21:19Trans girls are also amazing at eating pussy.

21:20I think it's a feminine thing.

21:23There's some guys that are good though.

21:25Yeah.

21:26How's Ricky?

21:27He's pretty good.

21:28Yeah.

21:29Okay.

21:29Because he's not too rough with it.

21:31He's also not too gentle with it.

21:32There are some guys for porn, you have to make everything super visual again.

21:35So you have to kind of turn your head to the side.

21:37What people told me when I first got in was to stick your ear to their thigh and kind of

21:42go sideways at it.

21:43That way they can see what's happening.

21:44And when you're doing that.

21:45Oh, for porn.

21:46Yeah.

21:46It's hard to get enough pressure.

21:47So he does what I appreciate where like he'll switch back and forth between the porn pussy

21:51eating and actual pussy eating that we can have fun.

21:53But now I'm a diva.

21:54I don't do the side pussy stuff anymore.

21:55You just go straight in?

21:56Yeah.

21:57If you're a male performer.

21:58No, for the ugly ones like Kieran Lee.

21:59I'm like, just go straight on.

22:00I don't need you to go side, Kieran.

22:02I don't want to see your face.

22:03I'm dead.

22:04You know what I mean?

22:05Hey, shout out to Kieran.

22:05That's like my mentor.

22:07Like Uncle Kieran.

22:08I love that guy.

22:09Yeah, we love you, Kieran.

22:10No, for all new male performers, like don't cheat it.

22:13Just eat it.

22:13Just work on the girl.

22:15Who cares what the director says?

22:16Kieran, let me ask you this.

22:16You came up quick.

22:18Did I?

22:18Yeah, you showed up and you said, my show, what's up motherfuckers?

22:21Sir, winning awards really young.

22:23And now you're at the top of the mountain.

22:25So a lot of girls are getting into porn now more than ever.

22:27You know, it's becoming a thing.

22:29Yeah.

22:29What's your advice to the newcomers?

22:31Save your money, please.

22:33Oh, yeah.

22:33None of them save money.

22:35Love of fuck.

22:35Save your fucking money.

22:36And save a little for taxes.

22:38A lot of them get fucked.

22:39Yeah, no one pays taxes.

22:40No one pays taxes.

22:40Not enough people pay taxes.

22:41Save for taxes, save for the future, save for when you get sick, save for when you don't

22:44want to work anymore.

22:45Like, you need to be able to take breaks.

22:47You're going to get burnt out with any fucking job.

22:49One of the beautiful things about our job is you're your own boss.

22:51So if you want to take a break, you can take a break.

22:52But only if you have some scenes stocked up, some money stocked up.

22:56That way, if you stop working for a while, you're going to be fine.

22:58That's good advice.

23:00How long, how much longer we got in the career?

23:03It depends on how much longer people want to see me fuck, I guess.

23:06Okay, but you could do 20 years.

23:08I've never had a normal job.

23:09So this is what I like to do.

23:11Because you were a stripper before.

23:12How did you like that?

23:14I liked the stage part.

23:15I didn't like the hustling for dances part.

23:17That's kind of demoralizing.

23:19To go up to a bunch of different people and say like, hey, can I rub myself on you?

23:22And be told no.

23:24Fuck.

23:24For $20 a song.

23:26But the song is just so short.

23:27Or $30 if it's a bad one.

23:29Right.

23:29But strippers.

23:31Let's talk about strippers.

23:32Okay.

23:32Should they all not just kind of get on the internet?

23:35No.

23:36Okay.

23:36Different sex work for different things.

23:38Different sex work.

23:39Being a stripper worked for me at the time.

23:41For a while, I wasn't thinking about being online.

23:42I didn't want everyone to see me naked.

23:43Okay, it's for the low-keyers.

23:45Yeah.

23:45If you're low-key.

23:46If you don't want to have it on the internet forever.

23:48Some people also don't want the daily grind.

23:50Doing porn is not just you show up to porn and then you're famous.

23:53A lot of work.

23:53You have to edit.

23:54You have to promote your fucking social media.

23:56Entrepreneurs.

23:57Yeah.

23:57There's so many other side jobs.

23:58You wear like 10 different hats.

24:00Yes.

24:00You do?

24:01I respect it.

24:02There have been people that quit their 9 to 5s because they're sick of the daily grind

24:04and now they're working 24-7.

24:07Strippers are a good gateway, though.

24:08Yeah.

24:08Stripper, you just go in and out.

24:10It is a good gateway because you start getting comfortable with it.

24:12But not everybody goes to the next part.

24:14So you started amateur, then you went mainstream.

24:16Yes.

24:16A lot of girls now say, I don't want to do mainstream.

24:20Then they can see my shit for free.

24:21Yeah.

24:22Okay.

24:22But I disagree.

24:24I say, go do mainstream.

24:26If you're out there and doing it.

24:28It's not necessary.

24:28You get your billboard.

24:30You can get your own billboard, though.

24:32You know, you get your.

24:32Because Yumi was getting her own billboards before she ever did a mainstream team.

24:35I meant it as a metaphor.

24:37Like people see you and then, you know, your adult website blows up.

24:40I think that back in the day, like 2015 or even 2010, that made more sense.

24:45But nowadays, because how social media works and how easy it is to go viral, if you know

24:49how to play the game, if you're making good shit, you don't need the studios.

24:53So it's good exposure.

24:54You can make your own exposure.

24:55You don't need them at all.

24:56So I say like if you only want to shoot your own stuff, if you never want to show your face,

25:00that's all great.

25:01I'm so happy for them.

25:02And there's PR trained you.

25:05Mark Spiegler.

25:06Spiegler.

25:06What's his fault?

25:07Most beautiful girl inside and out.

25:09And the nicest.

25:09And the nicest in porn.

25:11He's seen my insides.

25:12I didn't know he watched porn.

25:14She's good.

25:14And there's sites like Ricky's Room.com that like you trade.

25:17So you can have the content for your platform.

25:20Exactly.

25:20Ricky's Room.com.

25:21Ricky's Room.com.

25:22Yeah.

25:22Best new digital site.

25:24Our scene was so great on there.

25:25It was.

25:26So we did the scene together on Ricky's Room.

25:28We were blindfolded.

25:29It looked so fucking pretty.

25:30We were both blindfolded.

25:31We were both blindfolded.

25:32We started fucking.

25:33Because back in the day we did a scene where we were blindfolded.

25:35Okay.

25:35And I was like, let's bring it back for our own shit.

25:37That's kind of nice.

25:38And you kind of just feel.

25:39Yeah.

25:40And listen.

25:41Yeah.

25:41And have a good camera guy that like knows how to get the angles whenever we can't really

25:44see where he is.

25:45Yeah.

25:45Okay.

25:46Let me tell you guys something.

25:48There's a lot of good porn stars now.

25:50Actually, males.

25:51It's low.

25:52A lot of females doing their thing.

25:54Yeah.

25:54Males.

25:55There's like, there's like seven that I'm like, okay, you're, I respect your craft.

25:59But porn directors, there's like two that I like.

26:03Okay.

26:03Well, there's Ricky Johnson.

26:05There's Mike Quasar.

26:06There's Casey Calvert.

26:08There's, okay, I'm going to be.

26:09There's a lot of bad directors.

26:11I like the.

26:11There's a shortage of good directors.

26:13I'll tell you why.

26:14Because they get bored and they try to work.

26:16They try to make it about themselves.

26:17It's not about you, bro.

26:18I do agree with that.

26:20I've seen a lot of shitty directors who got ahead of themselves.

26:23Stop it.

26:24Shut the fuck up.

26:25I do hate that.

26:26Just.

26:26As someone who's still employed by those directors, I am going to disagree.

26:30I, for one, love our director overlord.

26:32PR training.

26:33PR training is right.

26:33You're right.

26:34I'm not saying anybody.

26:35Everybody in the browser's network is great.

26:36No browser's great.

26:37Our boy Chris.

26:38Yeah.

26:38Great.

26:39Shout out to Chris.

26:40Shout out to Chris.

26:40Yeah.

26:41Okay.

26:42Kira, my favorite video ever on the internet.

26:45Actually, we posted it on Pillow Talk.

26:47It's at 20 million views, by the way.

26:48Oh, wow.

26:49It's of you.

26:49Oh, really?

26:50And you're boxing and you're beating the living shit out of a boxing bag.

26:54However, it's a guy's ball sack and he's moaning out of pain.

26:57He consented it.

26:58You really?

26:59Yes.

27:00And she says, I'm Kira Noir.

27:02This is how we box today.

27:03And then she starts doing the speed bag and he's going.

27:07Okay.

27:07In my defense.

27:08What is that?

27:08I was 20 years old and it was like, it was before I even got with Spiegler and it was like

27:12this fetish company in Arizona.

27:14I didn't think people were really going to see that video of her.

27:16Then it just recently went viral again.

27:18And I don't.

27:19Okay.

27:19So it was a, the website was called ballbustinandfootlovin.com.

27:25Those videos.

27:25Who sucks to that?

27:26They're so tough to watch.

27:27People who like ballbustin and footlovin.

27:29Makes sense.

27:30But they had this slab with a hole in it and they had a guy lay down on the slab and put

27:34his junk in the hole, just his balls.

27:36And then they raised up the slab.

27:38So then he was like above me.

27:39And they asked me to do femdom stuff.

27:41I'm not a good angry dom.

27:43I don't like being like, yeah, you're my little bitch.

27:45I like to have fun with it.

27:46I'm going to make fun of you.

27:47And that's my style of doming.

27:49We're going to make this entertaining for me.

27:50Yeah.

27:50No, I'm going to be like, you're silly.

27:52And I'm going to make fun of that.

27:53So instead of being mean and being like, I'm whipping his balls, I decided to do like a

27:57training video thing.

27:58And I was like, hello, we're going to work out today.

28:00And just sort of beating on him.

28:02But okay.

28:02He consented.

28:03First of all, second of all, I asked him about it after the shoot, because he did look

28:06like he was in kind of a rough place, like he's all swollen and stuff.

28:09And I asked him if he was like actually into this.

28:12And he said that he was and that his ultimate fantasy was that one day he would lose his

28:16balls because of a beautiful woman beating them up.

28:19So this, that same guy, same guy.

28:22So he was fine with it.

28:23Did you do any more ball pain to this guy?

28:25Oh yeah.

28:26We did some running kick videos.

28:28Running kick?

28:28Yeah.

28:29To the balls?

28:29Yes.

28:30Did you kick hard?

28:31I mean, I tried to like pull it a little bit, but it was only so softly you can kick nuts.

28:35Okay.

28:35Wait, this guy, is he a normal dude that's into this shit or is it a male performer?

28:41This is about nine years ago.

28:43So from what I remember, he was like a normal guy.

28:46So he like, he volunteered almost.

28:48It's like, I think he worked with the site, but he didn't like go and do a bunch of scenes

28:51with other people.

28:51That was like his thing.

28:52Wow.

28:54What is wrong with people?

28:55Why is that wrong?

28:58Why is that wrong?

28:59To want you to run and kick me in the balls is insane, Ricky.

29:02No, it's insane.

29:03It's consenting adults.

29:04It's consenting.

29:05He knew there is, we were also making sure that I wasn't like, I wasn't fully punching.

29:09I wasn't fully kicking.

29:10There was one part.

29:10He wants you to, he wants to lose them.

29:12Yeah.

29:12But the thing is, you have to learn the difference between fantasy and reality.

29:16His fantasy was losing his nuts.

29:18I have fantasies about like strangers filling me up in public.

29:20I would punch someone.

29:21What is it?

29:21Your fantasies?

29:23One of my big fantasies is being felt up in public.

29:26I don't want it to actually happen.

29:27Like some fucking weirdo just, if it's a fantasy, you do want it to happen.

29:30I like the idea of it.

29:32The reality would suck.

29:33So you'll touch yourself to the thought of it.

29:35Yes.

29:35Oh, but I wouldn't want it to actually happen.

29:37Would it be like Disney world or like in an alleyway?

29:39Like an alleyway.

29:41So you don't want your fantasies to happen?

29:43I don't.

29:43Okay.

29:44So the fantasy is a hot person when I'm extra horny in an area where no one else is going

29:49to actually like run into us.

29:51We're not going to get in trouble with the law.

29:52All of those things are going to be like really hard to get.

29:55Like I would have to orchestrate that.

29:57I would have to hire somebody or like meet up with somebody and pretend to do that.

30:00So the actual fantasy itself is so hard to do.

30:03The fantasy is you being horny.

30:04The closest being horny and somebody who I think is attractive.

30:09I think I'd be hot.

30:10Yeah.

30:11And like my standards of hot and then wanting to fill me up and I don't want to get caught.

30:15It's not like a, ooh, we might get caught.

30:16Like I do not want to get caught.

30:18All of those variables are too hard.

30:20So what would actually happen if I was felt up in public?

30:22It would be some fucking creep.

30:23You know what I mean?

30:23That's, that's not good.

30:24I don't want that.

30:25Unless it's a hot guy and you're like, oh shit.

30:26But then he wouldn't be a creep.

30:28Wow.

30:29But no.

30:30Hot guys can't be creepy.

30:31Hot guys can be creepy.

30:33True dot.

30:34True dot.

30:35Carol, what do you do for fun when you're not fucking?

30:37Because it sounds like you do mainstream, your own content, your girlfriend, and your boyfriend.

30:43It's a lot of sex.

30:43It is.

30:44Yeah.

30:44That's a hell of sex.

30:45Yeah.

30:46What do you do?

30:47Do anything else?

30:48Yeah.

30:48I like, this is going to sound kind of boring, but I like going to the gym.

30:51It's really fun.

30:52Yeah.

30:52I like hiking.

30:53I like cooking.

30:54I've been making weird crafts at home.

30:56Like I just bought all this stuff to make a fairy forest bear.

30:59And it's going to be fun.

31:00I've been kind of like slowly transforming my apartment into just like a creepy fairy forest place.

31:04That's cool.

31:05I'm really having fun.

31:06You're not a party girl.

31:07I can be.

31:08Like do you go to the clubs?

31:09Sometimes.

31:10Okay.

31:10I like the clubs in Europe more than the ones here.

31:12Oh, have you been to Europe?

31:13Yes.

31:14Um, you're going to Blint.

31:16Venus.

31:17Yes.

31:17Yeah.

31:17Berlin.

31:18Yeah.

31:18I'm going.

31:18I might go.

31:19We might go.

31:20Are you going?

31:20We might go.

31:21There are some clubs I could take it to.

31:22There's one called Sisyphus.

31:23Have you ever been to Kit Kat?

31:24Yes, I've been.

31:25Yeah.

31:25It's so fun.

31:26Are you going to Kit Kat?

31:27I would love to.

31:28If I go to Berlin, Kit Kat?

31:29I will go.

31:29Yes.

31:30You go?

31:30Yes.

31:30I'm probably not.

31:31Tell me about Europe.

31:34I've only been to Berlin, Prague, London.

31:38Okay.

31:38You haven't done the Kira Noir tour there yet.

31:41Wait, what do you mean by that?

31:42Like done all the European mainstream companies.

31:45Oh, no, no, no.

31:45I shot with Fake Taxi and with Legal Porno.

31:49That's cool.

31:49But that's it.

31:49Okay.

31:50But you're going to do that eventually?

31:51Maybe.

31:52I'm not sure.

31:52I feel like it's part of the, you got to do it.

31:54I'm contracted with Brazzers now.

31:55So if the Brazzers crew in London wants to shoot me, then yeah.

31:59I've never fucked Danny D, so that would be interesting.

32:02Danny D.

32:02Yeah.

32:03Would you do like a gangbang thing with Danny D?

32:05Yeah.

32:06I feel like there's not a lot of guys that are bigger than you.

32:07Is he bigger than you?

32:08I have no idea.

32:09Oh.

32:10Let me ask you this.

32:11You get booked for a scene and it's boy, boy, girl.

32:13You wake up that day.

32:14You're kind of like, ah, shit or business, whatever.

32:17It depends on the person.

32:18Honestly, I just.

32:19Depends on the other boy?

32:20The other guy.

32:21Okay.

32:21I'm a good chemistry person.

32:22I don't like being around energy who's like, somebody's too cocky.

32:24I just want to fuck.

32:26Like the person, like pleasure her.

32:27If it's some guy that's like, oh, I want to look better, then I don't really care.

32:30Okay.

32:31Who's like your main dude you'd like to work?

32:33Damon.

32:33He says you guys.

32:34Oh, yeah.

32:34I fuck with Damon Dice.

32:36First scene.

32:37Nice.

32:39Maze and Alex Jones.

32:41Those are like cool homies.

32:42Okay.

32:43It's so weird knowing that the stage name, Alex Jones, because of the Info Wars guy.

32:48Oh, yeah.

32:49Yeah.

32:49And now I have to say like, I love fucking Alex Jones, which is so weird to say hello.

32:54By the way, great stage name.

32:57Mine or him?

32:57Yes.

32:58Yours is great.

32:59Kira Noir?

33:00Yeah.

33:01Sometimes I wish I could change it, so I appreciate that.

33:02How'd you come up with to what?

33:04So Kira came from my favorite anime.

33:06There's a character in it whose fake name was Kira, and so I started calling myself Kira.

33:10Okay.

33:10There's also like a song that was like the ending song, the ending credit song, and at

33:14one point in the song, they're like screaming about Kira, so I thought that was cool.

33:18Love it.

33:19And then whenever I was camming, my cam name was Kira Fire.

33:22So whenever I first got into porn, they asked me to change my name because it was too close

33:25to Jada Fire, who's another popular black porn star.

33:28And so that was like, okay, Kira Black.

33:30And they're like, okay, well, there's already Tori Black, and that's too close to hers.

33:33And so I Googled French for Black, and that Noir came up.

33:36And for the first couple of years, I said Noir, because I didn't know how to pronounce

33:39it.

33:40Noir.

33:40Yeah, Noir.

33:41Oh, right.

33:42You're French.

33:43Yeah.

33:43So I got it right away.

33:44Yeah.

33:45Yeah.

33:46But people say Noir.

33:47Noir.

33:48Noir.

33:49Kira Noir.

33:49Yeah.

33:49Okay.

33:50Or Dior, like, you know, like, this is cat Dior, right?

33:53So people were like saying like, Kira Dior.

33:54And Ricky Johnson, great porn name.

33:56It's just, it's so like, it's like a porn name.

33:59No, no, no.

34:00It could be a real name.

34:01That's the thing.

34:01The Johnson part makes it kind of dirty.

34:03Johnson's for penis, right?

34:04Yeah, yeah.

34:05It means penis.

34:05Yeah.

34:07But it's like, I like, I wish that we could bring back like the really cheesy, ridiculous

34:11porn names.

34:12Like there's a girl named Natalie Porkman.

34:14I thought that was amazing.

34:14See, that's funny.

34:15That's awesome.

34:15I met a guy, have you guys ever met Justin Beaver?

34:18No.

34:18I met him at, he was at AVN.

34:20Have you met Will Pounder?

34:21That's, see, that's a good one too.

34:22He's amazing.

34:23I'm very judgy on names.

34:25Really?

34:25Yeah.

34:26Cause it's like, you got one name.

34:28Let's go champ.

34:29And I think the goat, I think Alexis Texas.

34:33That's the best name of all time.

34:34Skin Diamond's one of my favorites.

34:36I'm a little bit biased cause she's really hot and she's my favorite.

34:38You know what?

34:39I think guys just say who they like and they say that's the best name ever.

34:41What a good name.

34:43Yeah.

34:44Liam Riley has a good name.

34:45Liam Riley has a great name.

34:46And you know what I find now that I've been going on sets and we do the ID thing, a lot

34:56of adult stars, their OG names are pretty porny.

34:59You find that too?

35:01Yes.

35:01I'm like, bro, that's a porny.

35:03Right.

35:04No, before I got into porn, I went to high school with this girl named Diamond Sweat and

35:07we were going to become strippers together.

35:09Oh, Diamond Sweat is good.

35:10It sounds like a fucking-

35:10Her name is Diamond Sweat.

35:11Diamond Sweat.

35:12No, I, okay.

35:13So if you did the classic, uh, street you grew up on and your first pet's name, what would

35:16your porny be?

35:17Toby Levaque.

35:18Oh, you thought about it?

35:19Levaque?

35:19Yeah.

35:19I love that.

35:20Toby Levaque.

35:20But apparently people are asking this now and they're, cause you can hack emails that way.

35:25Cause people, usually the questions are, oh yeah, what was the first, that's how the

35:30trend started.

35:31Oh my God.

35:32A hacker came up with it.

35:33Cause when hotmail days, those were the two questions.

35:36A hacker started that.

35:37The scammers are ruining everything.

35:38How about that?

35:40How about that?

35:40Bro, have you been scammed before?

35:43No.

35:43What happened?

35:44No, what'd you do?

35:45Did you get, was it the Instagram hacking thing?

35:47Yeah.

35:47How did they get you?

35:49No, I got, I got fucked in, in the booty hole.

35:52I got gaped worse than anyone on the planet.

35:55Really?

35:56Yeah.

35:56And if I say it, then Zuck might kick me off forever.

36:00Okay.

36:00But I got, you know, I was, I was in that scene for a little bit.

36:03And then last summer I got, I got, I got, I got, I got ran and kicked in the nuts, you

36:09know, but who was on recently last week?

36:12They just, they both got fucked by the same guy.

36:16This guy says a thousand bucks and we FaceTime and you do, you, you, you know, FaceTime sex

36:21with me and I'll pay you right after.

36:23Okay.

36:23Sorry.

36:23Didn't work.

36:24Oh, you didn't get it.

36:24I wired it.

36:25Do it again.

36:26Do it again.

36:26And they both said, I, me too.

36:28Same guy.

36:29Who was it?

36:29Good guy.

36:30Last week.

36:31Oh my God.

36:32Okay.

36:32No, we have to start educating people.

36:34If that happens to you, just fucking forget the account.

36:35Oh, it was Viking Barbie and, and, uh, cause here's like, I'm convinced that those guys,

36:40the one before, they're not just doing that for their like own fucking viewing pleasure.

36:44I'm sure that's a huge part of it.

36:45No, that's what it was.

36:45That's why he's kind of a legend.

36:47No, no, but they can take those videos and they can be, they can pretend to be that girl.

36:50They can like pretend to be her and they can call.

36:52Like I've had guys tell me that they paid for a FaceTime call with me and then they opened

36:56up the call and it was me playing with my pussy, but it was one of my personal videos

37:00I was selling on OnlyFans.

37:01And so they thought that like, it was really me until I saw my verification videos where

37:05I'm like, Hey, if it's not any of these accounts, that's not fucking me.

37:08Um, so I'm sure that guys would be able to take those videos and then be like, Hey,

37:11if you want to call with Viking Barbie, send money to this place.

37:14And then when the person opens the call, he just plays that video.

37:16So you're smart because all three of us were sitting here thinking that guy's a legend.

37:20He just gets his favorite porn stars and girls and has FaceTime sex with them.

37:24What?

37:24I consider that.

37:25But she's looking at sexual assault.

37:26But then it's like, also it's more than that.

37:28Sorry, he's not a legend.

37:29I take it back.

37:29Yeah.

37:30He's a creep.

37:31Creep.

37:31Have you seen the deep fake stuff that's been going on?

37:34Yeah.

37:34I saw one with Pedro Pascal.

37:36Where they changed the face and stuff like that.

37:37It's getting good.

37:38So you can put like somebody's face on it.

37:40Like a celebrity face on a porn?

37:41I saw Pedro getting back shots.

37:43Yeah.

37:43And it looked real.

37:45Like I was concerned.

37:47Like I watched it and I feel bad for watching it, but it looked so fucking real.

37:52Like if somebody had showed me that video without me knowing it was a deep fake, I would have

37:55been like, Oh, holy shit.

37:56He's doing that kind of video.

37:58I hope that the person that leaked that is going to get in trouble.

38:01But it wasn't even him.

38:02It was just like a gay porno.

38:03And they found an actor that looked enough like him to put his face on top.

38:06And then it worked.

38:06Well, that's how they're going to get rid of us.

38:09No, I don't think so.

38:09We're not going to get rid of us when they take our likeness.

38:11There's already so much.

38:12Oh, I saw you on a lollipop in Vegas.

38:14Oh, yeah.

38:15I didn't even get paid for that.

38:16Yeah.

38:16I was like, what the fuck?

38:18That's not fair.

38:19It was like an old picture too.

38:20It looked like Baby Ricky.

38:21That's wild.

38:22No, they put my face on a toy that I'm not associated with.

38:25I almost didn't get a flashlight because of it.

38:28Because, okay, so for the flashlight, you can't have a toy with anybody else.

38:31It's like an exclusivity contract kind of thing.

38:33So whenever I was first talking to them, they sent me a picture of this toy.

38:37And it was the company Zero Tolerance.

38:39They're the ones that fucked me over.

38:41They sold a scene of mine to this toy company.

38:44And so what is actually happening is you get the toy and it's a toy plus a movie download

38:49of one of my scenes.

38:50But the way that they have it on there is...

38:51Exclusively for the toy virus?

38:52No, no, no.

38:53It's just like you get a free download if you buy the toy.

38:56Okay.

38:56And it's like a brown ass.

38:58It's like not modeled after me at all.

39:00It's a very old model.

39:01I'm pretty sure they were selling that before I even gotten to porn.

39:03But the way that the box looks, it says Kira Noir in my face.

39:08And then really small words, it says movie download with toy.

39:11And so people will buy that toy thinking it's my toy.

39:14And really, it's just a toy they were already selling.

39:16You get a movie download with it.

39:18But it's like...

39:19You gotta respect Hustle a little bit.

39:20It's fucked up.

39:20So I had to go and be like, that's not me.

39:22That's not the way my pussy...

39:23I was sending pictures of my vagina.

39:24Like, that's not my pussy.

39:25It had nothing to do with that.

39:28Thankfully, they were like, okay with it.

39:29But yeah, like my only official toys are with Fleshlight.

39:33It's my actual pussy.

39:34I played with a vibrator right before they took the scans and the molds and everything.

39:37So it is like my wet, juicy pussy and my asshole.

39:39How does that work, by the way?

39:41Oh, it was cool.

39:42So like I said, I played with a vibrator.

39:44It was like the closest I think I'll ever get to...

39:46Can I see the pussy again?

39:47Yeah.

39:47Is this the pussy one?

39:49This is my butthole.

39:49Where'd the pussy go?

39:50I'll take the butthole.

39:51How does it do the pussy?

39:51Is your butthole just bullshit?

39:53Or it is your butthole?

39:54It is my butthole.

39:55Really?

39:55Look at it.

39:56I mean...

39:57You've seen it.

39:59Scene didn't come out yet, by the way.

40:00Oh, sorry.

40:01You haven't seen it.

40:02No.

40:04Stay tuned.

40:06But I left as you guys were making love.

40:08Oh.

40:09Remember?

40:09I stormed out.

40:10I'm sorry.

40:10I was getting fucked.

40:11I didn't...

40:11That was good.

40:13You were funny, bud.

40:14You hit me in the face.

40:15With the water bottle.

40:16Yeah.

40:16He was like storming out and he was like drinking water.

40:18I said, you guys are fucking...

40:20I'm supposed to do a podcast.

40:20I said, I hit her in the face with a bottle.

40:22It spilled all over me.

40:23Thankfully, I'm a professional.

40:24And I was like, oh yeah, I got squirted on.

40:26But you know what?

40:27You were funny.

40:28Was I?

40:29Yeah.

40:29And who else was in that scene?

40:30Scarlet Scandal and Manuel Ferreira.

40:33Okay.

40:33Manuel.

40:34Cool guy.

40:35Way cooler than I thought.

40:36Really?

40:36Yeah.

40:37I thought he was just going to be like the old like, oh, another scene kind of guy.

40:40Oh, no.

40:41But he was like really funny and cool.

40:43You were funny.

40:44And Scarlet was funny too.

40:46That was probably one of my favorite scenes.

40:47And we just did one, by the way.

40:49Oh, nice.

40:50And it was Men in Black.

40:51It was fun.

40:52And I was just an extra.

40:53I hold the cuck and I say, he's going to fuck your wife.

40:56And then I shoot the cuck with the thing and say, you didn't see what you just saw.

41:00Okay.

41:00I need to know if there's a gay porno called Men in Black and it's like.

41:04Oh, sorry.

41:04It's not Men in Black.

41:05It was about aliens and we were in black suits.

41:07Oh, yeah.

41:07Aliens in Black suits.

41:08Yeah, yeah.

41:08So they'll cover it.

41:08No, because now I just want to do a porno.

41:11Sorry.

41:12Kira, have you written any scenes?

41:14Yes.

41:14Which ones?

41:15I haven't written any that have come out yet.

41:16I wrote a script for like a Halloween themed porno.

41:19What is that?

41:19And I'm too nervous to send it to them.

41:21I know that like they'll give me a shot.

41:23Yeah, for sure.

41:24But I don't know if it's good.

41:24So I wrote a movie.

41:26It's like four scenes.

41:27And the premise is a guy that's new in porn and he's scared because if he doesn't get,

41:31he doesn't come, he doesn't get paid, which is a real thing, by the way, in porn.

41:35You have to come.

41:36Yeah, you have to come otherwise you don't get paid.

41:38Guys, at least, yeah.

41:38I finessed it.

41:39See, I didn't know this.

41:40This is new.

41:41It's scary.

41:41New for the pillow talkers.

41:42It's like based on a real fear because like guys, they're already scared about like whether

41:46they're going to be able to perform.

41:47And then it's like that extra pressure of like you're not going to be able to pay your rent.

41:50You ever not come?

41:50Yeah, I lied.

41:51My first seven scenes, I just lied.

41:53How do you lie?

41:54My first scene, it was like a blow bang.

41:57With Johnny Darko.

41:58And like, it was like 15.

41:59So you're just like, oh, I'm coming in your mouth.

42:00And the guy was like, hey, did you come yet?

42:01And I was like, yeah.

42:02He's like, all right, go over there.

42:03I was like, okay.

42:05And then I was like, I'm nowhere near coming.

42:07This shit is gross.

42:08And so I was like, yeah, I came.

42:09And I did that for like five times.

42:10And I was on a dog fart set.

42:12This motherfucker, he was like, hey, Ricky didn't come.

42:14And then everyone looked at me.

42:16Everyone looked at me.

42:17I was like, hey, Ricky, you got to come right now.

42:18And I was like, okay.

42:21And then it was, it took me a little bit, but I got it.

42:23And then in the future, it was his turn.

42:25This motherfucker was struggling.

42:26And I looked at him.

42:28And I was like, man, look at this.

42:30But I didn't like say anything.

42:32But I just saw, he looked me in my eyes.

42:34And he was like, I just.

42:35I was trying to coach Ricky.

42:36I said, you want to get rich, rich?

42:37You got to be really gay on OnlyFans.

42:40And he says, I'm not doing it.

42:42But I said, you got to spread your butthole open.

42:44You got to put stuff in it.

42:45Okay.

42:46You got to give dildo blowjobs.

42:48You don't have to do shit.

42:49But if you ever did, you would dominate.

42:53You were so pretty.

42:54And you have such a big butt.

42:55And you have such a big dick.

42:57Like, if you ever went that way.

42:58I didn't know what the butt is.

42:59He was like, yeah.

43:01It doesn't game.

43:02Bro.

43:05Safe space, man.

43:06It's just, you would dominate.

43:07You would, like, I would.

43:08If you ever did gay porn, you would be winning.

43:10It's just one day you're going to wake up and go, I want a house in the hills.

43:13You know?

43:14He's making good money.

43:15Already doing a bunch of other shit.

43:16I want good things.

43:18I want good things.

43:18He's doing well.

43:20He has Ricky's Room.com.

43:21Yes, yes.

43:22He's also his director for Brassers.

43:23Unless you're giving head to a dildo, you're like, where's the crib at?

43:27Olympus Boulevard, baby.

43:28I'm in Malibu, baby.

43:32He doesn't have to do anything.

43:33He's very successful.

43:35He's very successful.

43:36But if you ever did, you would be winning all the awards.

43:38You know, it's bonus money.

43:39You know, rich people, they're greedy.

43:41Yeah, no, I'm not greedy.

43:42Do you think, okay, the biggest fight I've ever had with my boyfriend is whether or not it's

43:46possible to be an ethical billionaire.

43:47I think no.

43:48To be an ethical billionaire?

43:49Yeah, to be a good person and also be a billionaire.

43:52No.

43:52I don't think it's possible.

43:52No, you get too much power.

43:54You start to do whatever you want.

43:55Right.

43:55Yeah, but you're a good person because if you're a billionaire, you're going to help so many

43:58people on the way.

43:59But that's the thing.

44:00If you were really helping people, if you had that much money and you were able to help

44:02that many people and you chose not to every day to hoard them out of wealth, you'll never

44:06spend a year old.

44:06Well, why would you have to do it every day?

44:08Because, like...

44:08What's the cap of being a good person?

44:09When you go out to you, when you go out to you, do you tip?

44:13Yeah.

44:13Okay, so have you ever, like, given money to a homeless person?

44:15Yeah.

44:15Have you ever donated to charity?

44:17Charity.

44:17Yeah.

44:18Yeah, okay.

44:18So you and me are, like, a normal level.

44:19He does the dollar at the liquor store.

44:21I actually say no to that.

44:22I'm like, no, it's all right.

44:23You and me are, like, a normal level.

44:25We're giving what we can, right?

44:26Yeah.

44:26But if we kept all that money, we'd be, like, way more rich.

44:28If we were never tipped and we were just assholes about it, right?

44:31Way more rich.

44:31That's billionaires, though.

44:33They have so much...

44:34Like, the concept of a billion, just one single billion, is already insane.

44:37Everybody can't make it.

44:38You need people to do certain things.

44:39There's no job in this world that is worth a billion dollars.

44:43There's nothing anyone can do on this planet that is going to be worth being paid that much.

44:48You're exploiting people.

44:49If someone gets us aliens, then take a time.

44:52Go get us the aliens.

44:54That's what I think.

44:55Sorry, back to your scenes, by the way.

44:56Oh, yeah, my bad.

44:57We're so ADD.

44:57Sorry.

44:58I'm a commie whore, so I started...

45:00A commie whore?

45:00Yeah.

45:01What's that?

45:01A communist and someone who accepts money for sex.

45:04You're talking politics?

45:09Okay.

45:11Yeah.

45:12Wait, what do you mean you're a communist?

45:13I just think that communism could work in theory.

45:16It's not been implemented well yet because humans corrupt and make it shitty.

45:20I'm ignorant.

45:20There's just some jobs that no one would do.

45:24That's the thing.

45:25People like to think that how you think is the baseline, but there are a lot of different mindsets in this world.

45:30There are some people who like doing garbage man work.

45:33There are people who like being nurses.

45:33You know the nurses that wipe the bums of the people that can't wipe their own...

45:38And there are some people...

45:39Who's taking that over like handing the beers out at the game?

45:42There are already people doing that.

45:43Already now.

45:44Already now.

45:45I'm taking the beer.

45:46No, no, no.

45:46But see, the thing is there are some people who want to help.

45:49There are some people who want to make that a priority in their lives.

45:51It gives them purpose to do those things.

45:52Fair enough.

45:53But what about when robots come and do that?

45:54It's NPCs.

45:55NPCs help us out.

45:56You think that's NPCs?

45:58No, but what about robots?

45:58I can't do the wiping, Kira.

46:00Okay, so when you get hurt, next time you go to the hospital, be like, hey, just so you know, I consider you an NPC.

46:04Okay, go ahead and fix me.

46:07Yeah.

46:07No.

46:09Who's wiping booties?

46:10Why?

46:11You were very fixated on booty.

46:13Robots can't wipe your booty.

46:14So what are your scenes?

46:16Yeah, about my scenes.

46:18I fuck on the internet.

46:20Just yes.

46:23No, the four.

46:24The four?

46:25The one you wrote for browsers.

46:26Oh, yeah.

46:27Sorry.

46:27That was the beginning of that.

46:28Holy shit.

46:29I got so off the top.

46:29Yeah, I know.

46:30No, okay, so I wrote a horror movie.

46:32Right, so the guy...

46:33You're going to film it this month, maybe?

46:34No.

46:34No, because I need to wait until next year, because it takes a long time to shoot it, and

46:38then it's also going to take a long time to edit it, and then distribute it.

46:41Okay, okay.

46:41Shoot, like, Halloween stuff.

46:42Anything holiday-themed is shot months in advance.

46:45Right.

46:45I'm doing a New Year's Eve scene next week.

46:48Really?

46:48Yeah.

46:49Christmas scene next week as well.

46:51Yeah.

46:51Are you serious?

46:52You need to do it early.

46:53Interesting.

46:54Mm-hmm.

46:54Wow.

46:55So if I did this, it would have to be next year.

46:57And I also have to, like, edit it a little bit, because I think there's too much blood.

47:00So there's a guy who's, like, doing a scene, and he's going to be, like, the third or second

47:05scene or something, whatever.

47:06He just seems like this guy...

47:07I'm thinking Charles Dara is, like, the first scene.

47:09He's just fucking killing it.

47:10Like, classic porn star dude.

47:11And then after the first guy's scene, he's like, hey, so can you give me some advice?

47:15And the guy's like, number one advice, man.

47:17May I?

47:17Is this a random nobody that you're going to cast?

47:20I want it to be, like, a new male performer.

47:21Okay.

47:22Like, a new guy that no one really knows yet?

47:23Yeah, yeah.

47:24A new male performer, like, a chance to shine, like, have a lead role.

47:26Okay.

47:27Yeah.

47:27Respect.

47:30So, yeah.

47:30No, and then, like, he's a himbo.

47:32He's really dumb.

47:33And so he's freaking out about, like, whether or not he's going to be able to perform.

47:35And while he's freaking out and going around the set, everyone's getting murdered,

47:37and he's, like, not noticing.

47:39Because I think that's funny.

47:40Have you ever seen, like, Tucker and Dale against evil?

47:42No.

47:43There's this movie about these two hillbilly guys, and they're in a horror movie, and they

47:46don't know it.

47:47And so people are getting murdered around them, and everyone thinks it's them because

47:50of, like, the evil hillbilly type.

47:52But they're really nice guys, and they just don't understand what's going on around them.

47:56I want it to be, like, that kind of vibe, where he's just dumb and hot, and people

47:59keep getting murdered around him.

48:00He's just not.

48:00And he's just having sex.

48:01He's, like, not having sex yet.

48:02He's like, oh, my God, what's going to happen if I can't perform?

48:04And then at the end, he ends up doing it.

48:06That's funny.

48:07He pulls through.

48:07I like that.

48:08And then he comes, and everyone congratulates because he came.

48:11Well, they're all dead, so they can't.

48:13Have you seen It Follows?

48:15One of my favorites.

48:16Yeah, I want to do a porno like that.

48:17Yeah, I'm surprised no one's done a parody.

48:19No one's done that.

48:20We should do that.

48:21I feel like it's more of a digital playground kind of vibe.

48:22That's the clown, Georgie?

48:24No.

48:24That's the one where you fuck someone to get the curse to somebody else.

48:27Oh, that's cool.

48:28So, like...

48:29You...

48:30No good?

48:32No, okay, so it's like a demon STD.

48:35So, basically, the way it works...

48:36Oh, that's cool.

48:36There's a demon, and it's coming after you.

48:39It only walks.

48:40It can't, like, phase through walls or anything, but it will, like, stop at nothing to get to

48:44you.

48:44It will knock shit over.

48:45It will break into things.

48:46And it can look like different people, but only you can see it.

48:49The way to make it go after somebody else is to fuck somebody.

48:52That's great.

48:52But then it starts following that person that you fucked, and then it will keep following

48:56that person until that person fucks somebody else, or until they kill that person.

48:59If they kill that person...

49:01It goes back to you.

49:02Oh, wow.

49:02So you never leave the line.

49:04Do it with you.

49:05That's good.

49:06That's great porn.

49:07It's creepy as fuck.

49:08So you fuck people you don't like.

49:10Yeah.

49:10And then get them killed.

49:12Interesting.

49:12But then if they die, you're next in line.

49:14Then fuck somebody else.

49:16Forever?

49:16Yes.

49:17Ricky can get laid in there.

49:18You just do that all the time?

49:19You just fuck a bunch of people?

49:20Go to the sex club.

49:21Maybe with your...

49:22But that's worse, right?

49:23To fuck strangers and get that to them?

49:25What's up, Pillow Talkers?

49:26Thank you for watching this amazing episode.

49:28We're going to cut right now to Sin Party Live.

49:31I've been having a lot of fun on there.

49:32You know your boy is newly single.

49:33Been having a lot of fun on there.

49:34So take a look.

49:35But just so you know, this is the future.

49:37You can go one-on-one on cam with girls on live.

49:40Unbelievable.

49:41I'm messing around with them here, but...

49:42Y'all will enjoy it.

49:43By the way, did I mention,

49:45Pillow Talk doubles your first deposit,

49:46the promo code, on simparty.com.

49:49Check it out.

49:49To be honest, you kind of look like my mother.

49:51She would always force me to eat toilet paper.

49:53You have a potty mouth.

49:54Wipe your mouth with toilet paper.

49:56So I was wondering if we could reenact that.

49:58Ryan, you're such a disappointment.

50:02How many times I put on your feet?

50:03You just don't figure it out.

50:06Are you stupid?

50:07What is wrong with you?

50:08I don't know, Mom.

50:09I don't know.

50:10Get the toilet paper.

50:11Get it.

50:11I don't want to get the toilet paper.

50:13Then you should not have used those dirty words.

50:15You're a dirty mouth boy, and you need to learn how to behave.

50:19I don't want to put it in my mouth.

50:20I don't want the toilet paper.

50:22You love me, don't you?

50:24I know you don't want to.

50:26I know you don't want to.

50:28But it is something you just have to do.

50:29You have to get over it.

50:31Work with it.

50:31I have this kind of fetish where I like when girls scare the shit out of me.

50:36I love horror movies.

50:37Not horror movies.

50:39Horror movies.

50:40If you can just pretend that I'm not paying attention, and you just scare the fuck out of

50:45me, that really arouses me.

50:48Boo!

50:48Okay, that's not scary.

50:51Is that a joke?

50:52You went with the boo?

50:55Like, try again.

50:58Boo!

50:58Look, my dick hasn't moved in six months, all right?

51:05I need you to scare the living shit out of me, or I'm wasting my goddamn time.

51:09Try one more time, please.

51:15Ah!

51:16Ah!

51:16Fuck!

51:17Oh my god!

51:19Yes!

51:20Fuck it right!

51:21Oh, yeah!

51:23Oh, yeah!

51:24Okay, so we always end it with a bang.

51:26Okay.

51:27With a banana sandwich story.

51:28Ooh!

51:28Something crazy.

51:29Okay.

51:30Whatever you got.

51:30Oh, okay, so this one time, my friend, this is another custom video story.

51:34My friend has a really great custom video thing where she does a lot of really kinky

51:38stuff.

51:39So, one day, she had her husband cum a bunch into ice cube trays, and then they froze

51:44those.

51:45Wow.

51:45And then she peed into some ice cube trays, and also froze those.

51:48Wow.

51:48And then they tied me up, and they shoved the pee and cum ice cubes into my butt, and

51:53he, like, fucked me until they, like, melted, and then she had to slurp them

51:58up out of my butt.

51:58And swallowed them?

51:59Yep.

52:00Oh my god!

52:02You did that?

52:03Yeah.

52:03Off camera, on camera?

52:04On camera.

52:05This is a custom video.

52:06Someone ordered that?

52:07Yep.

52:08And you guys did that for someone?

52:09That's very generous.

52:11Yeah.

52:11Wow!

52:12Why are you making that?

52:13Sorry, sorry.

52:14Holy shit!

52:15Is it the pee part, or the frozen part?

52:17You know, I pictured yellow pee, and then...

52:21It's like porn girl pee, so it's like she hydrated.

52:23Okay, yeah, yeah.

52:23It's like a full day, really, to do all the cumming, and how do you cum in a tray?

52:27I mean, you have...

52:27Oh, she did, sorry, she did mention that she had some friends help her out.

52:29They were tested, I saw their tests.

52:31You saw tests of the, like, cum cubes?

52:33Yeah, oh, yes, because she had to get, like, guys, and then they were putting it inside

52:36of me, and especially in your ass, it's, like, more susceptible to...

52:38How was that, the coldness in your booty?

52:40It wasn't bad.

52:41I would do it again.

52:43Would you, would you fuck cum ice cubes out of my butt?

52:46If I paid you?

52:47You know what?

52:47That might be the best story yet.

52:49That was a great story.

52:50What are, like, normal ice cubes?

52:51I have a, I have a fleshlight story.

52:52Yeah?

52:53Well, my, um, my best friend, my homie, well, I had a girlfriend at the time, and then

52:57it was Kendra Sunderland, she let me, uh, have her fleshlight, but my, my girlfriend

53:01wasn't gonna like that, so I hid it in his room, I was like, yo...

53:04You were hiding pussy.

53:05Hold on to this fleshlight so my girlfriend doesn't get mad.

53:08Fair.

53:08And then, I didn't know that he used it.

53:10And so he had used it.

53:11He fucked your flesh, he fucked the fleshlight.

53:14Did he give it chlamydia?

53:15No, no, the thing is, he didn't...

53:16Can you, can you?

53:17I mean, yeah, if you don't clean it properly.

53:18He didn't tell me he used it, so I went to go use it, not knowing that he used it.

53:22There's a cum still in there.

53:22And then there was cum still in there, and I was using it, and then I was like, why is

53:27it cream?

53:27Like, it was just, and then, yeah, it was, it was really gross.

53:29Did you, did you kick his ass?

53:30You were petty, so I imagine you did something...

53:32Your roommate fucked your fleshlight?

53:34I, I, yeah.

53:35And put it back?

53:36And didn't tell you?

53:37No, well, cause I hid it in his room because I didn't want my girlfriend at the time to

53:40find out that I had another girl's fleshlight.

53:42That's disgusting.

53:42And then he used it and didn't fucking tell me.

53:44Honestly, it was a low-key karma, cause you shouldn't be hiding shit like that from your girlfriend.

53:48Well, at the time I was young, and you know...

53:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

53:50You live and you learn.

53:52Yeah.

53:52Now I don't, you know...

53:53But also, how did you find out that he fucked it later?

53:56Because it was fucking still cum inside there when I used it.

53:58He left his own cum in your fleshlight?

53:59Oh my god!

54:01Yeah, I think...

54:02Name names.

54:03I can't name his name, but yeah.

54:06What a piece of shit.

54:07Yeah, at the time, yeah, but I got him back, so we're good.

54:09And wait, wait, did you find out by fucking it?

54:11Yeah, no, I used it.

54:12Oh no!

54:13I'll never use a fleshlight ever again.

54:15That was my first time using it, and it's like...

54:16Oh my god.

54:17What if I trim mine out inside and out in front of you?

54:19I gotta know there's nothing in it.

54:21Yeah.

54:21I got triggers.

54:22I just turned my pussy out for you.

54:24Those are two top stories all the time.

54:25Look at it, I'm gaping it for you.

54:26There's nothing in there.

54:27That's a true story, Richie?

54:28No, it's a true story.

54:28Oh my god.

54:29Yeah, that was fucking gross.

54:30You ever talk to that guy again?

54:31No, he's my best friend, but I...

54:33Wait, is it...

54:35R?

54:36Yeah?

54:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:38Wow, what a sicko.

54:39What a sick, sick, sicko.

54:40I feel like you enjoy hearing sick stories.

54:43You bet.

54:44I feel like this is low-key your fetish.

54:45Oh yeah.

54:45Yeah, like I'm gonna get a custom video request from you anonymously.

54:48It's gonna be like, tell me your dirtiest fucking story.

54:50No, no, no.

54:51I like vanilla.

54:53BG.

54:53Actually, I jerk off to her nudes all the time.

54:55I would too.

54:56She's hot.

54:56Gorgeous.

54:57Let's go.

54:58What an episode!

55:00Oh my god.

55:01Great.

55:02Great.

55:03Great episode.

55:05Kira, you are...

55:06Speakers, right?

55:07So good.

55:08Such a nice person.

55:09Oh, and it said in Liam's research.

55:11Liam does the guest research.

55:12And he's very good at it.

55:14Liam wants...

55:14Kira wants to make the adult industry...

55:17A more inclusive space.

55:18That's right.

55:19We don't give enough respect to our trans performers, especially our trans men.

55:23That should be happening.

55:25I feel like things have gotten a lot better since I first started, especially when it comes

55:28to guys who do both gay scenes and straight scenes, bi scenes, all of that.

55:33But we have a long, long way to go.

55:34Shout out to Emma Rose.

55:35Yes.

55:36And all the other...

55:36Leilani Lee, fucking Natasio Dream.

55:39Jessie Dubai.

55:40Yeah.

55:41Our girls.

55:41Eva Maxim.

55:42I won an award with her.

55:42She's amazing.

55:43Very nice.

55:43So yeah, just...

55:45I saw that.

55:45You went on stage with her at Avian.

55:47Not with her.

55:47She wasn't there, but...

55:48Or was it Expas?

55:49It was Expas.

55:50You went on stage with Trance, yes.

55:52Mm-hmm.

55:52Yeah.

55:54Kira, unbelievable guests, unbelievable stories, unbelievable person.

55:58That was great.

55:58The goat.

55:59And Ricky Johnson, you showed up.

56:01We're here.

56:02Hey?

56:04We're good together.

56:04Ricky'sRoom.com.

56:05Hey!

56:06Fire contact.

56:07Yeah!

56:08Kira, do you have your own thing to plug?

56:09Your flashlight?

56:10I have my flashlight.

56:11Yeah.

56:11I have...

56:12If you go to my Twitter, that at thekiranoir, or my Instagram, at thekiranoirgram, there's

56:17no underscores, no dots or numbers or anything like that.

56:20Please don't get scammed.

56:21You can find link trees that have links to my OnlyFans and my flashlights and all the things

56:25I have to offer.

56:26Wow, the sunscrews in the bottom.

56:27I didn't know that.

56:27Oh, wow.

56:29Wow.

56:30Okay, buy my flashlight.

56:30That's to let the cum drip out, your friend.

56:33You too.

56:33Oh, so it's called me Wish, and that's where the name is on it.

56:36It's on the bottom.

56:37I know when episodes go viral, and this one's a billy views.

56:40I just know it.

56:41It really is.

56:42We'll see you next Tuesday.

56:43Fill the top.

56:43Bye!

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