- 5 weeks ago
BestTVShows
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00The events you are about to see have all actually happened since he returned to power.
00:11These days, politicians can't wait to go on podcasts to chew the fat.
00:17Today's guest is the Vice President of the United States of America.
00:21If the Secret Service has to hit me...
00:23But J.D. Vance looked a little taken aback when some breaking news came his way live on air.
00:30I had high expectations.
00:31I got to ask you, we have you here.
00:33Elon just hit the airwaves today.
00:35Bring it up, dude.
00:37Oh, man.
00:37Time to drop the really big bomb, right?
00:40And I thought this was going to be on Iran.
00:42I haven't even seen this one.
00:45But he goes,
00:45Real Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
00:48This is the real reason they have not been made public.
00:50Have a nice day, nice signature from a South African DJT.
00:54Man.
00:55The f***ing shit missile is in the cannon.
00:59Okay.
01:01Wow.
01:05Donald J. Trump is back in the White House.
01:13But this time, he's doing it his way.
01:16Conducting his presidency entirely in front of the TV cameras.
01:26As he plays the starring role in the greatest political soap opera in history.
01:35It's the first TV show that affects all our lives.
01:40And the whole world is watching.
01:42This is going to be great television, I will say that.
02:16Well, I wouldn't have used the phrase shit cannon myself, but it's a pretty good description.
02:46Now, to really understand this story, you have to go back to a hot July afternoon in Butler, Pennsylvania.
03:10You guys have access to that chart that I love so much. You don't mind if I go off teleprompter, do you?
03:18Because these teleprompters are so damn boring, I try and explain that.
03:22Oh, it is? Wow. You guys are doing it. They're getting better with time, my guys.
03:28Take a look at that chart. Take a look at the arrow on the bottom. See the big red arrow.
03:33Take a look at what happened.
03:33Come on.
03:40Let me get my shoes. Hold on, when your head is bloody.
03:50So we've got to move to the front. Move to the front. Move!
03:53Let me get my shoes.
03:54Okay, my shoes are down. I'm going to get my shoe.
03:57Watch out.
03:59Wait, wait, wait.
04:06Move! Move, move, move!
04:10It didn't take long for some folks to conclude that there were some dark forces at work that day.
04:32He's Democrats. They call us violent. Hopefully he survives.
04:38But I'm telling you what, he's the best president we ever had, and you want to take him out.
04:49I've seen fucking Trump bleeding. He had blood by his ear. Motherfuckers.
04:55This is a day that will go down in infamy. A day that will go down in infamy.
05:01This is the shot heard around the world.
05:04All right? This was not, this was not a lone, this is JFK. It wasn't a lone shooter.
05:11All right?
05:13Do your homework.
05:13What's up, my reaction? It's Barack Obama. It's Barack Obama. That's my reaction.
05:21They are evil.
05:23That's the only way they're going to stop Trump from being president is to fucking murder him.
05:26I'm sorry for my language.
05:28I'm sorry.
05:29I'm sorry.
05:29It wasn't just the people of Butler that were moved by what they saw.
05:40Millions were watching the assassination attempt at home.
05:46And one of them just so happened to be the richest man in the world.
05:50I mean, the assassination attempt was an incredible thing.
05:58Part of the reason why I was excited to endorse you as the president of the United States,
06:04you know, your actions were inspiring.
06:07I mean, what was it like for you?
06:11Not pleasant, I have to be honest.
06:13I didn't know I had that much blood.
06:15But the doctors later told me that the ear is a place that is a very bloody place.
06:24Getting shot in the head ain't usually a good news story.
06:28But for Donald, it was just about the luckiest thing that ever happened to him.
06:33Elon spends $288 million on Donald's campaign.
06:53His name is Elon Musk.
06:56Come on up here, Elon.
06:58Folks sure thought they made an unlikely couple.
07:01Elon, an autistic genius.
07:07He thinks his Asperger's could be part of the reason he's obsessed with the truth
07:11and discovering how the world works.
07:15Oh, and he uses ketamine every now and again for medical purposes.
07:21Take over, Elon.
07:22Yes, take over.
07:22We had one president who couldn't climb a flight of stairs
07:27and another who was fist pumping after getting shot.
07:34Fight, fight, fight.
07:36Blood coming down the face.
07:39And Donald?
07:41He's a teetotaler.
07:43He likes to play fast and loose with the facts
07:46and ain't too big on detail.
07:50We have to get Elon with this boy.
07:52Okay.
07:52Despite their differences, the two of them become real close, real quick.
08:00Together, they promise to drain the swamp of Washington, D.C.
08:04Donald gladly commits to releasing thousands of classified documents.
08:11But in one case, he seems a little less enthusiastic.
08:15Would you declassify the 9-11 files?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Would you declassify JFK files?
08:21Yeah.
08:22Would you declassify the Epstein files?
08:24Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I would.
08:26All right.
08:26I guess I would.
08:27I think that's less so because, you know,
08:29you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there
08:32because there's a lot of phony stuff with that whole world.
08:39And would you believe it?
08:41Before you can say Jack Robinson,
08:44Donald J. Trump is back in the White House.
08:47Yes!
08:52This, this is what victory feels like.
08:56Yeah!
08:58And I just want to say thank you for making it happen.
09:13Of course, it did leave some folks wondering
09:16what Elon might get in return for his investment.
09:19Father, we thank you for this awesome privilege, Father,
09:30to be in your presence.
09:32Thank you, God, for President Trump, Father, for appointing us.
09:37Father, God, thank you for anointing us to do this job.
09:40Father, we pray you will give the president and the vice president wisdom,
09:44Father God, as they lead.
09:45Father, I pray for all of my colleagues that are here around the table and in this room.
09:50Lord God, we pray that we would lead with a righteous clarity.
09:54In Jesus' name, amen.
09:55Amen.
09:56Amen.
09:57Scott, that was a very good job you did.
10:00You've done that before, haven't you?
10:01Donald has assembled his cabinet.
10:14There's Pete Hegseth.
10:16Before the election, he was a Fox News presenter, now defense secretary.
10:22And this guy, that's RFK Jr., nephew of President John F. Kennedy.
10:28He's in charge of health.
10:32And this is Howard Lutnick, Donald's commerce guy.
10:37He's a multi-billionaire who owns some prime real estate.
10:41In fact, he used to live next door to convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
10:46But Donald doesn't invite one of them to speak first at the meeting.
10:55That honor goes to the head of Doge, the newly created Department of Government Efficiency.
11:03So, I'm going to ask if it's possible to have Elon get up first and talk about Doge.
11:12So, I'd like to have Elon please say a few words.
11:15Go ahead, Elon.
11:16Thank you, Mr. President.
11:19And President Trump has put together, I think, the best cabinet ever.
11:24I don't think such a talented team has actually ever been assembled.
11:27With Donald's blessing, Elon announces that he's on a personal mission to save America from financial Armageddon.
11:36We simply cannot sustain, as a country, $2 trillion deficits.
11:42The interest rates, just the interest on the national debt, now exceeds the Defense Department's spending.
11:48We spent a lot on the Defense Department, but we're spending like over a trillion dollars on interest.
11:53If this continues, the country will become de facto bankrupt.
11:58It's not an optional thing.
12:00It is an essential thing.
12:02And I'm confident at this point, knock on wood, you know, knock on my wooden head,
12:08that we can actually find a trillion dollars in savings.
12:15It requires saving $4 billion per day, every day, from now through the end of September.
12:21But we can do it, and we will do it.
12:25I just wanted to ask you that President Trump put out a truth social today,
12:30saying that everybody in the cabinet was happy with you.
12:34I just wondered if that, if you had heard otherwise,
12:36and if you had heard anything about members of the cabinet who weren't happy with the way things were going.
12:41Maybe I'll let the cabinet speak just for a second.
12:43Is anybody unhappy with Elon?
12:48If you are, we'll throw him out of here.
12:52Is anybody unhappy with Elon?
12:59We have a lot of respect for Elon and that he's doing this.
13:03And some disagree a little bit, but I will tell you, for the most part,
13:06I think everyone's not only happy, they're thrilled.
13:11But not everyone was as happy or as thrilled as Donald made out.
13:16We pledge that you will not fire federal employees who work on food safety.
13:21Senator, there are 91,000 employees.
13:24So I take that as a, I take it, that's a simple yes and I'm going to take that as a no.
13:28I take that as a no.
13:31While Donald sneaked his new buddy Elon in through the back door,
13:35the other cabinet appointees had to go 12 rounds in the Senate.
13:40The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
13:45So help you God.
13:47Pam Bondi is Donald's pick to be the head of American justice.
13:52What would you do if your career DOJ prosecutors came to you with a case to prosecute?
13:58But the White House directs you to drop the case.
14:01Senator, if I thought that would happen, I would not be sitting here today.
14:07That will not happen.
14:10She's there to advise the president on the most serious legal matters facing the nation.
14:17And there's one legal matter that folks are mighty interested in.
14:22The DOJ may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients.
14:26Will that really happen?
14:27It's sitting on my desk right now to review.
14:31Even the guy on Fox News seems kind of skeptical and keen to know what's in those files.
14:37So have you seen anything that you said, oh my gosh?
14:41Not yet.
14:43Okay.
14:44Well, we'll check back with you.
14:45Donald and Elon head to the CPAC conference, the biggest right-wing shindig in the world.
15:08Nigel Farage seems right at home here as he whips up the crowd.
15:14I think there's a figure in American public life now that is, well, I think he's a hero.
15:19Elon Musk.
15:21Backstage, Elon bumps into an old friend.
15:27Let's get it.
15:28No!
15:31Hi, my friend!
15:34Hi!
15:36How you doing?
15:37Good, how's it going?
15:37This guy is the president of Argentina, nicknamed El Loco.
15:42I'll have a bracelet for you.
15:44Thanks.
15:45And he's got a gift for Elon.
15:51Well, let's go.
15:55Elon sure seems excited to be starting his new job.
16:16There he is.
16:17This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy.
16:30Chainsaw!
16:38Elon wastes no time assembling his team.
16:42And they're young.
16:49Very young.
16:51Six young men.
16:52All of our reporting indicates they are between the ages of 19 and 24.
16:56They are either recent high school or recent college graduates.
17:00High school.
17:00High school graduates in at least one case.
17:04They might look like the high school chess club,
17:06but they're a crack team of young tech hotshots
17:09here to root out government fraud,
17:12including 19-year-old Edward Coruscant,
17:16an eager Elon acolyte,
17:18better known by his LinkedIn handle, Big Balls.
17:24Why do they call you Big Balls?
17:26I just said it as my LinkedIn username.
17:31Okay.
17:33Well, people on LinkedIn take themselves, like, super seriously.
17:36So I just, I said it, and honestly, I didn't even think anyone would notice.
17:47Elon and his tech bros start to wage war on government spending.
17:52They fire off an email to millions of federal employees,
17:56telling them to name five useful things they did at work in the last week.
18:01If they don't reply, it's adios.
18:05Workers at the U.S. Agency for International Development
18:10were given short time slots to clean out their desks
18:13at the agency's headquarters in the Reagan building in Washington today.
18:18And overseas, Elon and the boys stop money being sent to USAID
18:23that provides aid and disaster relief across the world.
18:27If Elon was bothered by folks telling him
18:39that African children were going without food and life-saving medication,
18:44he wasn't showing it.
18:46Thank you very much.
18:51Please, thank you very much.
18:54Before we begin, I want to provide a brief report
18:56on the unprecedented success our country has been witnessing in recent weeks.
19:01We are merely looking at parts of the big bureaucracy
19:07where there has been tremendous waste and fraud and abuse.
19:12In that process, we identified and stopped
19:15$50 million being sent to Gaza
19:19to buy condoms for Hamas.
19:23$50 million.
19:24And you know what's happened to them?
19:26They've used them as a method of making bombs.
19:30How about that?
19:31We stopped an attempt to make an illicit payment
19:34for illegal alien resettlement.
19:37We also...
19:39Right from the start,
19:40Donald was delighted by Doge's early successes.
19:43We also blocked $45 million
19:45for diversity scholarships in Burma.
19:49$45 million.
19:50That's a lot of money for diversity scholarships in Burma.
19:53You can imagine where that money went.
19:59While Donald continues on the attack,
20:03Pam Bondi starts playing defense
20:05on why the classified Epstein files
20:08have still not been released.
20:10Morning.
20:10You're fine.
20:12James Palmer said yesterday
20:14that all the Epstein files are missing.
20:15Can you confirm the status on them?
20:17They still haven't heard from you.
20:18No, no.
20:19The FBI...
20:20Yeah, the FBI, they're reviewing
20:22there are tens of thousands of videos
20:25of Epstein with children or child porn.
20:30And there are hundreds of victims.
20:33And no one victim will ever get released.
20:36It's just the volume,
20:37and that's what they're going through right now.
20:39I've really got to go.
20:45Elon stalks ridin' high.
20:47No one else gets the memo,
20:50but he's decided it's
20:51bring your kid to work day.
20:55He's turned up with his mini-me,
20:58four-year-old son,
21:00X.
21:01Hello, everyone.
21:03Hello, everyone.
21:04That's a meeting we've got.
21:08Come here often.
21:11X, are you okay?
21:14This is X,
21:16and he's a great guy,
21:17high IQ.
21:18He's a high IQ individual.
21:21And he's got this...
21:21I got this cool pain.
21:22He's gone.
21:24You're detractors, Mr. Moss.
21:26I have to what?
21:27Including a lot of Democrats.
21:28I have detractors?
21:30You do, sir.
21:30I don't believe it.
21:31Say that you're orchestrating
21:33a hostile takeover of government
21:35and doing it in a non-transparent way.
21:38What's your response to that criticism?
21:40Well, first of all,
21:42you couldn't ask for a stronger mandate
21:44from the public.
21:46But a backlash towards Doge's methods
21:49is growing,
21:49with some folks questioning
21:51the truth of Donald and Elon's claims.
21:54Mr. Moss, you said on X
21:56that an example of the fraud
21:58that you have cited
22:00was $50 million of condoms
22:02was sent to Gaza.
22:04But after fact-checked this,
22:07apparently Gaza in Mozambique,
22:09and the program was
22:11to protect them against HIV.
22:13Well, first of all,
22:14some of the things that I say
22:15will be incorrect
22:16and should be corrected.
22:18So nobody's going to bat 1,000.
22:20I mean, any...
22:21Elon and X look like
22:23they're feeling right at home
22:24in the Oval Office.
22:26As Elon is forced
22:27to defend the work of Doge,
22:30X begins to entertain himself
22:32by picking boogers
22:33and telling the President
22:34of the United States
22:36to shut his mouth.
22:38That's a fantastic scenario
22:40for the average American.
22:42I mean, imagine they're going
22:45down the grocery aisle
22:46and the prices
22:47from one year to the next
22:49are the same
22:50and they're...
22:52and they're...
22:53they're mortgaged
22:54all their debt payments dropped.
22:56Okay?
22:58While the press corps
23:02might find it funny,
23:05Donald doesn't seem
23:06too impressed
23:07with X's performance.
23:10Sometimes I get a little
23:13sometimes
23:14sometimes
23:15I get a little
23:17maybe he's thinking
23:20that allowing a four-year-old
23:21into the Oval Office
23:23is a little like being pals
23:25with Jeffrey Epstein.
23:27Not advisable.
23:29What good is the love?
23:32Nobody can't afford Elon.
23:36He wants his stuff, he wants us.
23:40Elon's methods
23:41are really beginning
23:43to get folks riled.
23:46Love can be so good.
23:48Political protests
23:49have been on the rise.
23:51shares in Tesla
23:54have begun to go south.
23:56He's losing billions of dollars
23:58and his beloved cars
24:00are being vandalized
24:02and set on fire.
24:07With all the heat
24:08Elon's been getting lately,
24:11Donald does his friend
24:12a solid.
24:13Hello, President Trump.
24:21Are you looking to buy
24:22or lease today?
24:23I'm going to buy
24:24and I'm going to buy
24:26because number one
24:27is a great product
24:28as good as it gets.
24:29What is this one, Elon?
24:31That's a Model Y.
24:33That's a Model Y.
24:34So I have a lot of information
24:35to put into price.
24:36Yeah.
24:37I want to make a good deal here
24:38and aside from that
24:39I happen to love the product.
24:41What's your best of these cars?
24:42What do you think?
24:43Well, the car that I drive
24:44is the Model S Platte.
24:46Which is that one?
24:47That red one in the middle.
24:48I like that.
24:49Yeah.
24:49I like that.
24:50It's 0 to 60 miles an hour
24:53in two seconds.
24:54Whoa.
24:55Should I get in?
24:56Get in?
24:58Okay.
24:59Yeah.
24:59They gave me notes.
25:00I said,
25:01I'm not Biden.
25:01I don't need notes.
25:04Wow.
25:09That's beautiful.
25:10This is a different panel
25:12than I've had.
25:13Everything's computer.
25:15This man is a great patriot
25:16and you should cherish him.
25:19You should cherish him.
25:20You know, I have a little statement.
25:21We have to take care
25:22of our high IQ people
25:24because we don't have
25:25too many of them.
25:26Thank you all very much.
25:27I love Tesla.
25:29Which one did you buy?
25:30Wait, Mr. President.
25:31Which one did you buy?
25:32Mr. President,
25:32which car are you going to buy?
25:33The one I like is that one.
25:35Thank you, everybody.
25:36Thanks, President Trump.
25:37Good looking guy.
25:40Thank you, everybody.
25:43Thanks, guys.
25:46It's the latest
25:47and most unusual example
25:49of how the Republican president
25:51is backing
25:51his most powerful advisor.
25:54Trump calls Musk
25:55a truly great American.
25:57The car company
25:58is facing sagging sales
25:59Now, I don't know
26:01whose idea it was
26:02for the president
26:03of the United States
26:05to sell Teslas
26:06on the White House lawn,
26:08but it sure had
26:09some folks wondering
26:10who's really in charge
26:12around here.
26:13Nobody elected Elon Musk
26:15to be president,
26:16but he has his grimy hands
26:18all over our administration.
26:20From the moment
26:21Donald hired him,
26:22folks wondered
26:23how Elon would cope
26:25in the white heat
26:26of government.
26:27Mr. Musk,
26:28how's power feeling, sir?
26:30How's...
26:31How's power feeling,
26:33Mr. Musk?
26:46Speculation is rife
26:47on a power struggle
26:48at the White House.
26:50At the end
26:51of this interview,
26:52I want people to know
26:53the relationship
26:54and know more about you.
26:56Donald and Elon
26:57decide to put
26:58the rumors to bed
26:59in a friendly show
27:01of unity
27:02and choose their buddies
27:03at Fox News
27:04to help them out.
27:06You have to be keenly aware
27:07that the media,
27:10they want a divorce.
27:11They want you two
27:12to start hating each other
27:13and they try...
27:14Oh, President Elon Musk,
27:16for example.
27:17You do know
27:18that they're doing that to you.
27:19Oh, I see it all the time.
27:20No, they said,
27:21we have breaking news.
27:23Donald Trump
27:23has ceded control
27:24of the presidency
27:26to Elon Musk.
27:27President Musk
27:28will be attending
27:29a cabinet meeting
27:30tonight at 8 o'clock.
27:32And I say,
27:33it's just so obvious.
27:34But you know what
27:35I have learned, Elon?
27:36The people are smart.
27:37They get it.
27:38Yeah, they do.
27:38They get it.
27:39They really see
27:40what's happening.
27:41Yes.
27:42If they were in
27:43some kind of power struggle,
27:45it sure didn't look like it.
27:47In fact,
27:48Elon looks somewhat emotional
27:50when talking about Donald.
27:52I think President Trump
27:52is a good man
27:53and he's, you know...
27:56That's nice the way
27:57he said that, you know?
27:58There's something nice about him.
27:59It really is.
28:00You know,
28:01because...
28:02And at this point,
28:04I spent a lot of time
28:05with the president
28:06and not once
28:08have I seen him
28:09do something
28:09that was mean
28:11or cruel
28:11or wrong.
28:20If there was ever
28:27any doubt
28:28about who's in charge,
28:30Donald is about
28:31to flex
28:31his presidential muscles.
28:33President Trump's
28:34so-called
28:35one big,
28:36beautiful bill...
28:37His next move
28:38is a major one.
28:45It's going to be
28:46a period of time
28:47the likes of which
28:47I don't think
28:48this country
28:49has ever experienced before.
28:51The golden age
28:52of America
28:53is upon us.
28:54We are in the golden age.
29:04Donald has a vision.
29:08He calls it
29:09his one big,
29:10beautiful bill.
29:12The sweeping tax provisions
29:14in that big bill
29:15come with big costs.
29:174.9 trillion dollars
29:19so far.
29:20It's a huge,
29:21sprawling tax cut
29:22and big spending
29:23master plan.
29:27Only problem being,
29:29it could undo
29:30all of Elon's
29:31hard work.
29:33It's a massive
29:35spending bill
29:36that both boosts
29:37the federal deficit
29:38and undermines
29:39Doge's work.
29:41It sets the two friends
29:43on a collision course.
29:44Trump and Musk
29:46are two of the most
29:48powerful figures
29:49in the Republican Party
29:49right now.
29:53If these two people
29:54are at odds
29:54with each other
29:54this could be
29:55an enormous distraction
29:56for the Republicans.
29:57next time he's
30:13in front of the cameras,
30:15Elon's emotions
30:16get the better of him.
30:17Yeah, I mean
30:19I think we want
30:20to stick to
30:20the subject of the day
30:23which is like
30:24spaceships
30:24as opposed to
30:26presidential policy.
30:29Oh, okay.
30:30I was told
30:31anything's good
30:32but
30:33No,
30:35well
30:35it's not like
30:37I agree with
30:38everything
30:39the administration
30:40does.
30:41So it's like
30:42there's
30:43I mean I agree with
30:44much of what
30:45the administration does
30:46but we have differences
30:47of opinion.
30:49You know
30:49there's things
30:50that I
30:51I don't entirely
30:52agree with.
30:53I actually thought
30:54that when this
30:54big beautiful bill
30:55came along
30:56I mean like
30:56everything he's done
30:58on Doge
30:58gets wiped out
30:59in the first year.
31:01I think
31:01I think a bill
31:02can be
31:02can be
31:03can be big
31:03or it can be
31:04beautiful
31:04but I don't know
31:06if it could be both.
31:08My personal opinion.
31:09Mr. President,
31:10Elon Musk
31:10in a television interview
31:11criticized the one
31:12big beautiful bill.
31:13So what's your reaction
31:15to that?
31:17It's the first time
31:19that Elon
31:19has publicly
31:20broken ranks
31:21with Donald
31:22and it might be
31:25one of those
31:26big old coincidences
31:27but the very next day
31:29there are rumors
31:30in the newspapers
31:31that Elon
31:32has been taking
31:33not just the ketamine
31:35but other drugs
31:36like magic mushrooms
31:37and ecstasy
31:38since he and Donald
31:40got together.
31:41Some of the commentary
31:42and questions
31:43that have been asked
31:43about your son's
31:44drug taker.
31:45Oh no, no.
31:45That's nonsense.
31:47That's absolute nonsense.
31:49Absolute nonsense.
31:50You've never known him
31:51to take drugs?
31:52No, no, no.
31:54No, he can't even
31:55take a...
31:55He's not even a drinker
31:57let alone a drug taker.
31:59Does he need a holiday?
32:01He needs a holiday.
32:02Yes, for sure.
32:08Hello everybody.
32:10How are you?
32:11Wow, a packed room today.
32:12Last night,
32:16Elon Musk announced
32:17his departure
32:18as an official
32:18special government employee
32:20from the Trump administration.
32:21We thank him
32:22for his service.
32:23We thank him
32:24for getting doge
32:25off of the ground
32:25and the efforts
32:26to cut waste fraud
32:27and abuse
32:28will continue.
32:31Head on.
32:32Head on TV's
32:33holding on.
32:34Okay.
32:34Elon arrives at his
32:45White House farewell
32:46looking a little worse
32:47for wear,
32:49sporting a black eye.
32:50Well, thank you very much
32:52everybody for being here
32:54and it's an honor
32:55to be with Elon
32:56who's my friend
32:57and he's done
32:58a fantastic job.
33:00Incredible service.
33:01Nobody like him
33:01and he had to go through
33:04the slings and the arrows
33:06which is a shame
33:07because he's an incredible patriot
33:10and I just want to say
33:13that Elon has worked tirelessly
33:14helping lead the most sweeping
33:16and consequential
33:17government reform program
33:19in generations.
33:21And with the Department
33:22of Government Efficiency
33:23he's found
33:25and his people have found
33:26things that are
33:26pretty unbelievable.
33:28$20 million
33:30for Arab Sesame Street
33:33in the Middle East.
33:35Nobody knows
33:36what that's all about.
33:37Nobody's been able
33:38to find it.
33:38$8 million
33:39for making
33:40mice transgenders.
33:42So they spent
33:43$8 million
33:43on making mice
33:45transgender.
33:48$42 million
33:49for social
33:50and behavioral
33:51change in Uganda.
33:54I can sit here all day
33:55and read things
33:56just like that
33:57but we have
33:58other things to do.
33:59So I just want to thank
34:00Elon for his time
34:01as a special government
34:03employee.
34:04Americans owe him
34:05a great debt
34:06of gratitude.
34:09I think we have here
34:10a very special
34:11that I give
34:13to very special people
34:14and I thought
34:15I'd give it to Elon
34:17as a presentation
34:18from our country.
34:20Thank you, Elon.
34:21Take care.
34:28Thank you very much.
34:31Thank you, Fred.
34:33Thanks, guys.
34:33Thank you, guys.
34:34Thank you, guys.
34:35Thank you, guys.
34:35Thank you, guys.
34:35Thank you, guys.
34:36Thank you, guys.
34:36Thank you, guys.
34:36Elon Musk is leaving
34:38his government role
34:39as a top advisor
34:40to President Donald Trump.
34:41Musk's departure
34:42comes one day
34:43after he criticized
34:44the centerpiece
34:44of Trump's
34:45legislative agenda,
34:46his big,
34:47beautiful bill.
34:48So that was that.
34:52Heads up, guys.
34:53Tighten up.
34:55An unceremonious end
34:57to what had been
34:57a beautiful friendship.
35:00A multi-billionaire
35:02with apparently
35:04no working knowledge
35:05of government.
35:07A self-appointed president.
35:09He may have been
35:10given a golden key,
35:12but Elon is in no mood
35:14to let sleeping dogs lie.
35:18Elon Musk is urging
35:22his 220 million followers
35:24to tank the bill
35:25that defines Trump's agenda.
35:28Musk posting on X,
35:30call your senator,
35:31call your congressman.
35:32Bankrupting America
35:33is not OK.
35:35Kill the bill.
35:37No longer
35:38under Donald's influence
35:39and maybe even
35:42a little pissed
35:43with how he's been treated,
35:47Elon pulls
35:48no punches
35:49on his feelings
35:50toward the big,
35:51beautiful bill.
35:52This massive,
35:54outrageous,
35:54pork-filled
35:55congressional spending bill
35:56is a disgusting
35:58abomination.
35:59Shame on those
36:00who voted for it.
36:01You know you did wrong.
36:02You know it.
36:04I'm very disappointed
36:06in Elon.
36:07Elon knew
36:08the inner workings
36:09of this bill
36:10better than almost
36:11anybody sitting here.
36:13Better than you people.
36:14He knew everything about it.
36:15He had no problem with it.
36:16All of a sudden,
36:16he had a problem.
36:17And he hasn't said
36:18bad about me personally,
36:19but I'm sure
36:20that'll be next.
36:22Donald was right.
36:24And even the big-time
36:25podcasters
36:26seem shocked
36:26and concerned
36:27when it happened.
36:29Elon just hit
36:30the airwaves today.
36:31Bring it up, dude.
36:32Oh, man.
36:32J.D. Vance
36:33and head of the FBI,
36:35Kash Patel,
36:36have to think real quick
36:37on their feet
36:38when the story breaks.
36:39Time to drop
36:40the really big bomb.
36:41Donald Trump
36:42is in the Epstein files.
36:44That's the real reason
36:45they have not been made public.
36:46Jesus Christ.
36:48Have a nice day.
36:49Nice signature
36:50from a South African
36:50EJT.
36:52Man.
36:52The fucking shit missile
36:55is in the cannon.
36:57Okay.
36:59Wow.
37:00Does he know
37:01that Donald Trump
37:02is in the Epstein files?
37:03Does he have access
37:03to the Epstein files?
37:05I don't know how he would,
37:05but I'm just staying out
37:06of the Trump-Elon thing.
37:08That's way outside my lane.
37:09What the fuck are they doing?
37:10I know my lane
37:12and that ain't it.
37:18Elon Musk
37:19is sick
37:20of the Republican Party.
37:22He had a little bit
37:22of a falling out
37:23with his buddy.
37:24The former buddy-in-chief
37:25has left the White House
37:26and he is now starting
37:27a new political party.
37:29It's called
37:29the America Party.
37:31Whoa, Elon,
37:32what's up?
37:33I'm glad.
37:35I'm glad it's green.
37:36The podcast pundits
37:39seem to be reveling
37:40in the war of words
37:41between Donald and Elon.
37:44But in a rare public appearance
37:45since splitting up
37:46with Donald,
37:47Elon looks like
37:49he ain't got a care
37:50in the world.
37:51Yeah, you have a whole bunch
37:53of people here
37:53just cheering.
37:55So thank you
37:55for all you're doing.
37:58It is.
37:59Let's do the perseverance.
38:02We know what you mean.
38:06The gloves are well
38:08and truly off.
38:10Hi, everyone.
38:13Elon has gone
38:14from being buddy-in-chief
38:15to Donald's worst nightmare.
38:18Musk retweeted
38:20Trump should be impeached
38:22and J.D. Vance
38:23should replace him.
38:25Your thoughts?
38:26I mean, listen,
38:27I've had bad breakups,
38:28but this is wild.
38:29They both exchange
38:31bitter blows
38:31in the battle
38:32for the hearts
38:33and minds
38:34of the MAGA faithful.
38:35We might have to
38:36put Doge on Elon.
38:38You know what Doge is?
38:40Doge is the monster
38:42that might have to
38:43go back and eat Elon.
38:44Wouldn't that be terrible?
38:47Their war of words
38:48continues
38:49and Elon keeps
38:51the pressure up
38:51on Donald
38:52over the Epstein files.
38:54The public feud
38:56between President Trump
38:57and Elon Musk
38:58is getting
38:59increasingly nasty.
39:01Musk posted
39:03that the government
39:04was concealing
39:05information
39:05about the president's
39:07association
39:07with infamous
39:09pedophile
39:09Jeffrey Epstein.
39:10The media
39:11are having a field day
39:13and things are about
39:14to get worse
39:15for Donald.
39:18A sexually
39:19suggestive letter
39:20that the newspaper
39:21says bore Trump's name
39:23and was included
39:25in a 2003 album
39:27for Epstein's
39:2850th birthday.
39:30The Wall Street Journal
39:31is reporting
39:32that President Donald Trump
39:33sent the late
39:34convicted sex offender
39:35Jeffrey Epstein
39:36a body letter.
39:39The letter contains
39:40quote,
39:40several lines
39:41of typewritten text
39:42framed by the outline
39:44of a naked woman
39:45which appears
39:46to be hand drawn
39:47with a heavy marker.
39:48The letter they're saying
39:53was sent
39:54from Donald
39:54to Jeffrey
39:55includes the words
39:57happy birthday
39:58and may every day
39:59be another
40:00wonderful secret.
40:03You could,
40:05if you were reminded to,
40:07surmise from these words
40:08that Jeffrey
40:09and whoever wrote
40:10that letter
40:11knew some things
40:12they didn't want
40:13others to find out.
40:15House Speaker Mike Johnson
40:19has sent his members
40:20And when the Republicans
40:21close Congress early
40:23for the summer vacation,
40:25avoiding a vote
40:26on the release
40:26of the files
40:27No one in Congress
40:28is blocking Epstein documents.
40:31No one in Congress
40:31is doing that.
40:32Folks start getting
40:33real suspicious.
40:35Because of fear
40:35of Epstein votes.
40:37No, we don't have any fear.
40:38No, no, hold on.
40:38No, Reese, no.
40:39There's no fear here.
40:45Donald takes the heat off
40:47with a visit
40:47across the pond
40:48to play golf
40:49and meet with
40:50Prime Minister Starmer.
40:59On his golf buggy,
41:01Donald likes to play
41:02his favorite music loud.
41:05Everything from show tunes
41:06to Simon and Garfunkel.
41:08Who's that son?
41:10I don't know.
41:11It's very famous.
41:12It's a...
41:13The golf course
41:15is Donald's happy place
41:17where he can play
41:19by his own rules
41:21and put his balls
41:22wherever he damn well likes.
41:31Or his caddy can.
41:37But he can't get away
41:38from the questions.
41:40Mr. Trump!
41:41Mr. Trump,
41:43can you escape
41:44the Jeffrey Epstein crisis?
41:51Do you think that drawing...
41:52I think I heard you say
41:53something the other day,
41:54the drawing that was
41:55the sum to the
41:55Wall Street Journal report.
41:56I don't do drawings.
41:58I'm not a drawing person.
42:00I don't do drawings of women,
42:01that I can tell you.
42:03They say there's a drawing
42:03of a woman,
42:05and I don't do drawings of women.
42:07The whole thing is a hoax.
42:08They can easily put something
42:10in the files
42:11that's a phony.
42:12Like, they can put things
42:14in the file that are fake.
42:16With Prime Minister Starmer
42:17aching to talk about
42:18something else,
42:20Donald just can't help
42:22but give himself
42:23an even bigger part
42:24in this storyline.
42:26For years,
42:26I wouldn't talk to
42:27Jeffrey Epstein.
42:29I wouldn't talk
42:29because he did something
42:30that was inappropriate.
42:32He hired help.
42:34And I said,
42:34don't ever do that again.
42:35He stole people
42:37that work for me.
42:40President Trump
42:41gave more details
42:42about his falling out
42:44with Epstein.
42:45He said yesterday,
42:46Epstein hired away
42:47some of his
42:48Mar-a-Lago workers.
42:50And the president
42:51says he threw Epstein
42:53out of Mar-a-Lago.
42:58Just curious,
42:59were some of the workers
43:00taken from you,
43:01young women?
43:02Were some of them?
43:03Were some of them
43:04young women?
43:04Well, I don't want
43:06to say,
43:07but everyone knows
43:09the people
43:10that were taken.
43:11Mr. President,
43:11did one of those
43:12stolen, you know,
43:14persons,
43:15does that include
43:15Virginia Jeffrey?
43:19I don't know.
43:21I think she worked
43:21at the spa.
43:23I think so.
43:24I think that was
43:25one of the people.
43:26Yeah.
43:27He stole her.
43:28The president specified
43:30they worked
43:30at the club's spa,
43:32including Virginia Giuffre.
43:33Giuffre had accused
43:35Britain's Prince Andrew
43:36and other influential men
43:37of sexually exploiting her.
43:39So Donald's confirmed
43:40that a 16-year-old girl
43:42stolen from his spa
43:44by Jeffrey Epstein
43:45to work for him
43:46is the same person
43:48who claims
43:49she was forced
43:50by Epstein
43:51to have sex
43:52with Prince Andrew,
43:53which Andrew
43:55has always denied.
43:57Virginia wound up
43:58recently taking
43:59her own life.
44:00Elon set off
44:04a real chain
44:05of events,
44:06but seems like
44:07nothing can affect
44:08Teflon Don's popularity.
44:11And the pundits
44:12are stunned
44:12to learn
44:13just how badly
44:14Elon's reputation
44:15has plummeted.
44:17Elon Musk
44:18is the most unpopular
44:20public figure
44:20in America.
44:22Musk's unpopularity
44:23surpasses even
44:24Israeli's Prime Minister
44:25Tibetan.
44:25Wow!
44:27He's ahead of Netanyahu?
44:28Ten.
44:29Nine.
44:30When you're that unpopular,
44:32launching a political party
44:33could be as tough
44:34as getting one
44:35of your rockets
44:36off the ground.
44:43It could backfire
44:45spectacularly.
44:46In the end,
44:57Donald did get to sign
44:58his big, beautiful bill
45:00into law.
45:02Good afternoon, everybody.
45:03President Trump
45:04is in charge.
45:06The one big, beautiful bill
45:07will get the United States
45:08of America
45:09firing again
45:10on all cylinders.
45:13The folks are born
45:14made to waste a plan.
45:16Oh, the red, white, blue.
45:18Come on up here, Elon.
45:20When Donald and Elon
45:22hitched their wagons together,
45:24everyone knew
45:25there could be fireworks.
45:27It ain't me.
45:29It ain't me.
45:31But no one expected this.
45:34It ain't me.
45:36I guess in this case,
45:37you can say
45:38the house always wins.
45:40For now, anyway.
45:41As for those Epstein files,
45:45last week,
45:4633,000 pages
45:48were released,
45:49but they were
45:50already public.
45:52Some are still
45:52classified.
45:53It ain't me.
45:57And next week,
45:59when Donald sits down
46:00with King Charles
46:01at Windsor Castle,
46:03he could be reminded
46:04of some old friends
46:05he might rather forget.
46:07Next time on
46:20The Donald Trump Show,
46:21Donald gets compared
46:24to some of the greatest
46:25leaders in history.
46:26You remind me
46:27of the great
46:29Roman emperor,
46:30Constantine the Great.
46:32I didn't know
46:32that was going to happen,
46:34but I'll take it.
46:35Tries his hand
46:37at a little interior design.
46:39You can't paint it.
46:40If you paint it,
46:41it won't look good
46:42because they've never
46:42found a paint
46:43that looks like God.
46:46And there's some pushback
46:48on Donald's
46:49immigration policy.
46:50My colleagues
46:51across the aisle
46:52have sold their souls.
46:55And if you dance
46:56with the devil
46:56long enough,
46:58he's liable
46:58to follow you home.
46:59Everyone knows
47:27the people
47:28that were taken.
47:29One of the stolen
47:30men.
Recommended
50:05
|
Up next
46:46
1:25:25
1:06:38
1:01:26
1:38:29
1:29:20
1:45:57
1:15:34
1:36:45
53:25
1:14:14
1:11:53
1:42:34
1:32:13
1:07:34
1:19:12
1:23:53
1:25:47
1:32:17
Be the first to comment