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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:22Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:27Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:31My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families
00:00:40in the whole of the country.
00:00:41Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:47Love you, Norman.
00:00:48Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:57Get out of our way, loser.
00:00:58What'd you do that for?
00:00:59This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:00You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:01Look at those clothes.
00:01:02Disgusto barfo.
00:01:03Disgusto barfo.
00:01:04You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:05Aw.
00:01:06Are you going to cry?
00:01:07Like a little baby?
00:01:08Oops.
00:01:09Oops.
00:01:10Oops.
00:01:11Oops.
00:01:12No?
00:01:14It's not.
00:01:15Cool.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:25Your man, you're not?
00:01:26No?
00:01:27No?
00:01:28You are.
00:01:29abhorrent manners.
00:01:31Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:59Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:13who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:26Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:29There you go, there you go, girl.
00:02:34Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:48Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose, pleased to meet you.
00:02:55Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:57I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:59How wonderful.
00:03:03Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:05Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:08Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:15The jocks.
00:03:18And the nerds.
00:03:20I'm the nerd.
00:03:21And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:30She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:51I wasn't.
00:03:53Oh.
00:03:54That's Jason Gray, the most popular guy in school.
00:03:57They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:01It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:03Hmm.
00:04:04Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:30The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:41Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:45He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:51Hey Gabby.
00:04:52Yo.
00:04:54That's Eric.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh yeah, you in?
00:05:01Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:02Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:05Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh my god, oh my god, he just called his name.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:15Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:22He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out.
00:05:31Oh my god.
00:05:32I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine, it's just a little blood.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:43Thanks.
00:05:46Your jacket smells good.
00:05:52Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Jason.
00:06:01Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:08Come on, Jason.
00:06:09Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash.
00:06:13Might catch something.
00:06:15Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:20Jason, come here.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:25Oh my god.
00:06:27Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kinda lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:38Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:48Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:01Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:03I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11Is it just Rose?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:20Grab brackets.
00:07:26Ow, ow, oh my god.
00:07:28Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:29What is it?
00:07:30Something's in my eye.
00:07:31I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:34Where is it?
00:07:35Ah, it's in my locker.
00:07:36Go get it.
00:07:36Over there?
00:07:37OK.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:39Ah.
00:07:48Oh my god.
00:07:49Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:08:00Oh my god.
00:08:01Oh my god.
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:18Rose!
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:23Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Ah!
00:08:30Rose!
00:08:35Come on.
00:08:36What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:37Chasen?
00:08:38Is that you?
00:08:39Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:40Don't lie to me.
00:08:41I saw her come in here.
00:08:42I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:04I'm so sorry.
00:09:09I'm so sorry.
00:09:35Ow!
00:09:36Excuse you much?
00:09:39Why are you wet?
00:09:44I...
00:09:49How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:09:54What exactly is going on here?
00:10:09Nothing.
00:10:10Absolutely nothing, but I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up, secondhand Rose.
00:10:25Chasin?
00:10:26Off limits.
00:10:27Understand?
00:10:28Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:32Okay.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:37A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:43You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53You know what they say, right?
00:10:57Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:01Ugh.
00:11:02I can't wait.
00:11:03We signed up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:05It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:06Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:07I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:08You don't have money.
00:11:09We'll win.
00:11:10I promise.
00:11:11We'll win.
00:11:12Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:13You're crazy.
00:11:14Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:15We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:17Oh.
00:11:18Mm-hmm.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:22Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:24Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and nerds.
00:11:26You can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:27I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:28You don't have money.
00:11:29We'll win.
00:11:30I promise.
00:11:31We'll win.
00:11:32I promise.
00:11:33We'll win.
00:11:34I promise.
00:11:35We'll win.
00:11:36Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:37You're crazy.
00:11:38Rose.
00:11:39What are you doing?
00:11:40We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:41Oh.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Me there.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01Being a queen bee is important, and it is your chance to be popular.
00:12:06It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:12What are you talking about?
00:12:14I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:18Just go.
00:12:19You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:21Fine.
00:12:22Whatever.
00:12:23Wow.
00:12:24You're fitting in fast.
00:12:25That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:28She means that as a compliment.
00:12:29Probably.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31Definitely.
00:12:32You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:49Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:50Wow.
00:12:51So modest.
00:12:52Love set.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Good form out there.
00:12:56Thanks.
00:12:57Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom, huh?
00:13:02I would have paid to see that.
00:13:04Oh, my God.
00:13:05Ow.
00:13:06I think I pulled something.
00:13:07You okay?
00:13:08No.
00:13:09Oh, God.
00:13:10Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:11You're not serious.
00:13:12I am.
00:13:13If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:15Ah!
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Ah!
00:13:18Ah!
00:13:19Ah!
00:13:20Don't worry.
00:13:21I'll bring him back.
00:13:22Later.
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:24I'll see you.
00:13:25She's being nice.
00:13:26That's never a good sign.
00:13:27Oh, God.
00:13:28Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:30You're not serious.
00:13:31I am.
00:13:32If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Ah!
00:13:36Ah!
00:13:37Don't worry.
00:13:38I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:47Ew.
00:13:48Look at these losers.
00:13:49My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:52Private tutors.
00:13:53Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:58Um, no.
00:13:59She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:00She told me so herself.
00:14:02Wow.
00:14:05You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in
00:14:09their place.
00:14:10Gossip chains?
00:14:11Watch this.
00:14:15Now watch what happens.
00:14:16Ew.
00:14:17Hey, Eric.
00:14:30Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:31Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:32What?
00:14:33Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:34You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:47Gabby.
00:14:48You okay?
00:14:49Do you care?
00:14:50Of course I do.
00:14:52You lied to me.
00:14:53Fine.
00:14:54You're Audrey frickin' Whittersby.
00:14:55Wait, what?
00:14:56You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:14:57Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate.
00:14:58Who told you?
00:14:59Doesn't matter.
00:15:00Coach is looking for you.
00:15:01Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:02Gabby.
00:15:03Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:04I just wanted to-
00:15:05And the gossip?
00:15:06No, no.
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:08I just wanted to-
00:15:09What?
00:15:10You're Audrey frickin' Whittersby.
00:15:12Wait, what?
00:15:13You're what?
00:15:14You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate.
00:15:23Who told you?
00:15:25Doesn't matter.
00:15:26Coach is looking for you.
00:15:27Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:29Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:32I just wanted to end the gossip.
00:15:34Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:36They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:40OK, I didn't start that.
00:15:44But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.
00:15:50Let me make it up to you.
00:15:54How?
00:15:56Give me one chance this Saturday.
00:16:00I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:02Skip it.
00:16:03I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks, just the truth.
00:16:12If you're lying, I swear to god.
00:16:14I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:32Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:35You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:39Can you have a butler?
00:16:42OK, technically, my parents do.
00:16:45But yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:48why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:00Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:14I was lonely.
00:17:16And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:20And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:23I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that.
00:17:27Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:34So what are you going to do?
00:17:37I'm going to take her down.
00:17:39How?
00:17:40Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:42I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:45No way.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47I could teach you.
00:17:49Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:52And that's rich.
00:17:57She did that on purpose.
00:18:23She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:26I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:28You can ask Abby.
00:18:29I missed like five in a row.
00:18:31She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:33It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:36It's a basic social skill.
00:18:38She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:41I smile a lot.
00:18:42It's polite.
00:18:44Enough.
00:18:46This isn't court TV.
00:18:47Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:55accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:01You should definitely believe that.
00:19:03I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:06Liar.
00:19:07You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:11Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:16Consider this your strike one.
00:19:19Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:29Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:34Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35What did you say?
00:19:39Found this on the ground.
00:19:41Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:46Eric, please.
00:19:47I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:49Please don't.
00:19:50Yeah, no.
00:19:50Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:53Just like best friends.
00:19:57Um, okay.
00:20:00I think you swear.
00:20:03Okay.
00:20:04I think you swear.
00:20:06So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:15Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:18That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:21Right.
00:20:22Now, figures.
00:20:25Pinky swear.
00:20:28Awesome.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:39That it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:41Oh, my God.
00:20:43I'm so relieved.
00:20:48So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:51Just friends.
00:20:52What the fuck is your problem?
00:20:57What are you talking about?
00:20:59Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:01Look who's talking.
00:21:04You tormented Gabby.
00:21:06You torment everyone.
00:21:07Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:10Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:13Since forever.
00:21:13I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:19Oh, please.
00:21:19You loved it.
00:21:21You loved every second of it.
00:21:23I tolerated it.
00:21:24Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:29Oh, honey, your halo, it's slipping.
00:21:32And yours was always fake.
00:21:42Oh, honey, your halo, it's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:55And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:59Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:12Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:41You bitch!
00:22:44Shh.
00:22:44Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14Hey.
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19It's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:31After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:37Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:41After school.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46I can't do it.
00:23:47I can't do it.
00:23:48I can't do it.
00:23:49I can't do it.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:23:51I can't do it.
00:23:52I can't do it.
00:23:53I can't do it.
00:23:54I can't do it.
00:24:00I can't do it.
00:24:01I can't do it.
00:24:02I can't do it.
00:24:03I can do it like this.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Like that.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11Mm-hmm.
00:24:12Mm-hmm.
00:24:13Ready?
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:15Oh.
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17You should join the tennis team.
00:24:18You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23Hey.
00:24:24Oh, let me do that.
00:24:27Hey!
00:24:28Hello.
00:24:29I know their manners.
00:24:30Oh, you're welcome.
00:24:33Oh, a rock, versatility.
00:24:36Oh, you know I serve your pick- whether we ever take a challenge,
00:24:39girl?
00:24:40Oh, you know what?
00:24:41Absolutely.
00:24:42Oh, can't you make anything about it?
00:24:43Make it a right now, please?
00:24:44How are you doing?
00:24:46You bitch.
00:24:54He won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:26:16What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you,
00:26:49but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they do.
00:27:15He doesn't notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Settle down.
00:27:47Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:29You saved your seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37You're saying about me?
00:28:38Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie, I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:10Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay, then.
00:29:44I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:53You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:16Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:21You're with me.
00:30:22That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh, come on.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:40Ready?
00:30:40Oh, look.
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:49I've found it.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:08You are virgins.
00:31:09Shut up, son.
00:31:10Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:16Truth or dare.
00:31:24Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:40Come on, Gabby.
00:31:41We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:44Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:48Virgin.
00:31:49Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:54Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:26Watch out, little asshole.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:34No, Gabby.
00:32:35Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37She chased me.
00:32:38She's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Are you going to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:41I didn't.
00:33:42I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:34:09Hi.
00:34:09Hi.
00:34:09So beautiful.
00:34:20What the?
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:27Hi.
00:34:27Oh, God!
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:34:59Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:02Gross!
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:07He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:10I have photos.
00:35:14He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:17But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:24I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:26Eric?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:38He's her dad.
00:35:39Come on, you guys, stop being so dramatic.
00:35:42Remember, Rose?
00:35:43You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:46Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:49Oh, my God, shut up!
00:35:50They're lying!
00:35:53Eric?
00:35:54Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:05Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please don't make this harder.
00:36:09I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:10Hey, stop!
00:36:11Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:13Here we go.
00:36:14Oh, shit!
00:36:20What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:22Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:24Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:25Shut up.
00:36:26She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:28Liar.
00:36:29You don't even know her.
00:36:30Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:32No.
00:36:33She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:35Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:39She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:52Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:58Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:12Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:24Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:43Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:48Come on, just say yes.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:58Thanks.
00:38:01Where I was.
00:38:02Early for my first real date.
00:38:07Hello?
00:38:08This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:10Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:197 p.m.
00:38:20Oh.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:22Thanks.
00:38:24Understand the assignment?
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27Hmm.
00:38:28Hmm.
00:38:37Understand the assignment?
00:38:39Good.
00:38:42Hmm.
00:38:44Hmm.
00:38:45Hmm.
00:38:50Hmm?
00:38:51Hmm.
00:38:53Hmm.
00:38:54Hmm?
00:38:55Hmm.
00:38:56Hmm.
00:38:58Hmm.
00:39:00Hmm.
00:39:02Hmm?
00:39:03Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:11and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:18I've been still.
00:39:20Hey, Rose.
00:39:21Small world.
00:39:22What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:30No, that's weird, because, um,
00:39:33I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:40Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:42Sure, go ahead.
00:39:53I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:57She's a half hour late.
00:39:59Really?
00:39:59I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:11What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:17I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:19I know.
00:40:20But, um, look, there's something I got to tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:27I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:29But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:35Be my guest.
00:40:36It's Jason.
00:40:38He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:40What's he saying?
00:40:43That you're a clueless virgin,
00:40:45and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:48No.
00:40:51I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:40:53I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:41:12Ah!
00:41:19You OK?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:20what
00:41:24look i'm really sorry rose
00:41:29i've been so stupid
00:41:33i'll never speak to him again
00:41:38it's probably for the best
00:41:39that guy's a pig
00:41:41yeah
00:41:42it's time to bring my baby home
00:41:56can you give me a ride home
00:41:58yeah yeah sure let's go
00:42:12what is the last digit of the seven to the 2000 of the 25th power
00:42:24hello hello
00:42:30i don't care
00:42:32well you will
00:42:34and you're going to beat salon
00:42:36and you're going to ace this
00:42:38and oh no
00:42:41what now
00:42:42sloan posted this
00:42:45jason and sloan
00:42:48they were together last night
00:42:50and they're going to prom together
00:42:53but he said he liked me
00:43:12hey virgin
00:43:12did you hear the news
00:43:14chäsen and sloan peter
00:43:15and we're going to prom together
00:43:18Hmm.
00:43:19That's a lie.
00:43:21Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:24Ooh.
00:43:25Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:27Enough, Sloane.
00:43:29I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:39Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:43And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:46Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:49Because I don't believe it.
00:43:51And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:55Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched
00:43:58your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:01You take that back.
00:44:03Or what?
00:44:08You take that back.
00:44:10Or what?
00:44:11Beans fight!
00:44:13Beans fight!
00:44:14Beans fight!
00:44:15Beans fight!
00:44:16Beans fight!
00:44:17Beans fight!
00:44:18Beans fight!
00:44:19Beans fight!
00:44:20Beans fight!
00:44:22Girls!
00:44:23Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:25Ow!
00:44:26Ow!
00:44:27Ow, my butt!
00:44:28Oh, my God!
00:44:29I think she broke my butt!
00:44:31Bros!
00:44:32This school has a zero-tolerance policy
00:44:35when it comes to violence.
00:44:37Third strike.
00:44:38You're out.
00:44:39Expelled.
00:44:42Now go get your things.
00:44:43But I didn't touch her.
00:44:46I didn't touch you!
00:44:47I said go!
00:44:51You heard the man go!
00:44:53And?
00:44:54Expelled.
00:45:09But the Academy Decathlon, we're going to be disqualified.
00:45:14I am so, so sorry.
00:45:23You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:30What?
00:45:31You heard me?
00:45:32You were jealous of gnomes, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:37Oh, honey.
00:45:38You were never going to college.
00:45:39You're too stupid.
00:45:40Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:44Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:53Mmm, Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:08Gabby, wait.
00:46:10I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:13A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:15We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:18You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:21But I tried.
00:46:22No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:25I don't get to go to college.
00:46:27And it's all because of you.
00:46:29But you and your drama.
00:46:34Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:45That was so hot.
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54That was so cool.
00:46:56No
00:47:15No
00:47:16Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:46How did you find out?
00:47:59Eric told me.
00:48:01Tell me.
00:48:03Tell me!
00:48:05She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:11Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:13I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:21then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:23Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:30She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:35Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:39They set me up too.
00:48:41I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:54Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:57I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:02And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:11Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:23You're so beautiful.
00:49:51Why are you wet?
00:49:56It doesn't matter.
00:50:01I have an idea.
00:50:04What?
00:50:06Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:10You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:26Okay, I give up.
00:50:28You should give up.
00:50:30I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:33You did pretty well for someone you threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:37Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:41Yeah.
00:50:42Pretty much.
00:50:44And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:52Oh!
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:54Oh!
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Oh!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:18Like what?
00:51:20Yourself.
00:51:25I know when our new dates could feel this special.
00:51:30Who did I?
00:51:31die. I don't want it to end. It doesn't have to. I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin. I love you Rose. I love you too.
00:52:31I love you too.
00:52:58I worked up an appetite. So how was it? It was amazing. Hey, do I look different? No, you look beautiful.
00:53:26Now I have something important to ask you. Uh-oh. What? Will you go to the prom with me? Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:48Jason, I can't. I was expelled.
00:54:02What? Fuck. Yeah. And I agreed to attend the opera that night. So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:14Hey, Jason. Hey. How's Rose?
00:54:32I'm bummed. I feel awful. I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:38Yeah. You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:42Well, maybe. Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman. Yes, indeed. I am aware. But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun. Are we ready to leave?
00:55:15Hey, Gabby. Rose, get over here right away. Something's happened to Jason. Wait, what? What happened?
00:55:25Huh? Norman, we have to get to the school fast. Something happened to Jason.
00:55:31Quick, Jason.
00:55:41Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:43I told you what. Where's Jason?
00:55:45I told you what. She told you what. She told you.
00:55:47She told you what. She told me.
00:55:53People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:55:59Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:02Oh, my God. Is she doing here?
00:56:04Is she doing here?
00:56:05Give me that. Chase it. Chase it. Chase it.
00:56:11Hang on. Hang on. She can't be here.
00:56:16She's expelled. Security!
00:56:20Security!
00:56:22Nope. Give it!
00:56:25Hang on, everyone. Gabby.
00:56:27Gabby.
00:56:32Gabby.
00:56:34Gabby.
00:56:35Gabby.
00:56:36Gabby.
00:56:37Gabby.
00:56:38Gabby.
00:56:39Gabby.
00:56:40Gabby.
00:56:41Gabby.
00:56:42Gabby.
00:56:43Gabby.
00:56:44Gabby.
00:56:50No.
00:56:51Everyone, turn it off.
00:56:53Turn off the videos!
00:56:54You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:58And Sloan drug chased in to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:02And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:07Security! Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:08Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11Please.
00:57:11No, get off me.
00:57:12Do not touch me.
00:57:13Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:14Jason.
00:57:23OK.
00:57:24It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:29First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:38And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:44This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:54Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:08Congratulations.
00:58:19Hi.
00:58:20I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:24No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:35This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:39But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:45Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:50I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:54But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:03Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:06And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:12Wait, what?
00:59:13I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:22She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:27Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:31Hey.
00:59:56Want to dance?
00:59:59Get lost, asshole.
01:00:08Everyone?
01:00:10All right, all right.
01:00:12I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:14But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:19We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:25Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:33Congratulations.
01:00:34Congratulations.
01:00:34Come on.
01:00:48Yes, girl.
01:00:49And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:10Bye.
01:01:11Bye.
01:01:11Bye.
01:01:11Bye.
01:01:35Bye.
01:01:36Bye.
01:01:37Bye.
01:01:37Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
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