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Even on the darkest of days, films about charming doodles can lift your spirits! Just glance around and use your imagination to find a whole other world among the regular items around you! Doodland makes everything better! #doodles #animation #animated #doodleland
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00:00Why did the clock get kicked out of class? Because it kept talking about seconds.
00:04I tried to set my alarm for 6 a.m. It went off at 6 p.m. I was late.
00:08For yesterday.
00:09My alarm clock and I have a love-hate relationship.
00:12It loves screaming. I hate existing.
00:15I bought a broken clock yesterday. It's okay, though. It's right twice a day.
00:20My clock told me a joke, but it was secondhand humor.
00:23Why did the alarm clock join a rock band?
00:26It already knew how to make a lot of noise.
00:28My alarm clock snoozed itself this morning.
00:31Now I'm questioning who's in charge here.
00:33I ate a clock once. It was very time-consuming.
00:36What did the alarm clock say to the sleepy student?
00:39Rise and shine or else I'll scream again.
00:42I set three alarm clocks this morning.
00:45Still managed to dream about being late.
00:47My alarm clock should work for the government.
00:49It knows all the secrets about torture.
00:52I told a clock a secret.
00:54Now it's just ticking time.
00:56I asked my alarm clock for mercy.
00:59It laughed in snooze.
01:00I dropped my clock on the floor.
01:02Guess it's just a hard time.
01:04My alarm clock speaks fluent chaos.
01:07It yells louder than my parents.
01:09I told my alarm clock I needed space.
01:11It set itself to moon phase.
01:14I set five alarms and still woke up late.
01:17I think they unionized.
01:19I bought an alarm clock shaped like a cat.
01:21Now every morning it claws me awake.
01:23I asked my clock to chill.
01:25It said, sorry, I'm wound up.
01:27I put my alarm under my pillow.
01:29Now I wake up with brain damage.
01:31Why don't skeletons ever fight?
01:33They don't have the guts.
01:34Why did the bicycle fall over?
01:36Because it was too tired.
01:38What did one wall say to the other?
01:40I'll meet you at the corner.
01:42Why did the math book look sad?
01:44Too many problems.
01:45I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
01:48She whispered, they're right behind you.
01:51I told my computer I needed a break.
01:54Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
01:57What do you call fake spaghetti?
01:58An impasta?
02:00Why can't you trust stairs?
02:01They're always up to something.
02:03Why don't oysters donate to charity?
02:05Because they're shellfish.
02:07Why did the tomato blush?
02:09Because it saw the salad dressing.
02:11What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
02:14Supplies.
02:15I used to play piano by ear.
02:17But now, I use my hands.
02:21Why did the chicken go to the seance?
02:23To talk to the other side.
02:25Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
02:27Because then it would be a foot.
02:29Why was six afraid of seven?
02:31Because seven, eight, nine.
02:33What's brown and sticky?
02:35A stick.
02:36Why did the scarecrow win an award?
02:38Because he was outstanding in his field.
02:40Why don't eggs tell jokes?
02:42They'd crack each other up.
02:44Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
02:46Because the pee is silent.
02:48Time flies like an arrow.
02:50Fruit flies like a banana.
02:52What did the left eye say to the right eye?
02:55Between us, something smells.
02:57Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
03:00In case he got a hole in one.
03:02What did one plate say to the other?
03:04Lunch is on me.
03:06Why did the computer go to the doctor?
03:08It caught a virus.
03:10Why don't cows have any money?
03:11Because farmers milk them dry.
03:13What did the zero say to the eight?
03:15Nice belt.
03:16Why did the banana go to the doctor?
03:18Because it wasn't peeling well.
03:20Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
03:22It felt crummy.
03:24My clock quit its job.
03:25It said the hours were just too long.
03:28Why did the alarm clock go to school?
03:29To learn good timing.
03:31My watch told me it was hungry.
03:33Turns out it just wanted second helpings.
03:35I threw my alarm clock out the window.
03:38It's now an alarm drop.
03:39What do you call a story about an alarm clock?
03:42A snooze paper.
03:43I asked my watch what time it was.
03:45It said, time to get a new joke.
03:48Why was the clock shy?
03:49Because it had a face but no hands.
03:52Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
03:54Because then they'd be bagels.
03:56Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
03:58He drank his coffee before it was cool.
04:00What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
04:03Nacho cheese.
04:05Why can't you play cards on the jungle?
04:07Too many cheetahs.
04:08Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
04:10All the fans left.
04:12What do you call a bear with no teeth?
04:14A gummy bear.
04:15Why don't oranges ever win races?
04:17They always run out of juice.
04:19Why did the computer keep sneezing?
04:21It had too many bites.
04:23What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
04:25A blood orange.
04:27Why did the belt get arrested?
04:29It was holding up pants.
04:31What do you call a sleeping bull?
04:33A bulldozer.
04:34Why are ghosts bad liars?
04:37Because you can see right through them.
04:39What do you call a fish with no eyes?
04:42Shh!
04:43What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?
04:46It cracks up.
04:47Why did the coffee file a police report?
04:50It got mugged.
04:51What's a cat's favorite color?
04:53Purple.
04:54What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
04:56A pouch potato.
04:57Why was the broom late?
04:59It swept in.
05:00What do you call a cold dog?
05:02A chili dog.
05:03Why can't a nose be 30 centimeters?
05:06Because then it'd be a ruler.
05:08What's a shark's favorite illegal substance?
05:10Seaweed.
05:11Why did the mushroom go to the party?
05:13Because he was a fungi.
05:14What do you call a pig that does karate?
05:17Pork chop.
05:18Why can't you trust atoms?
05:20They make up everything.
05:21Why did the baker go to therapy?
05:24He couldn't stop loafing around.
05:26Why don't skeletons like parties?
05:28They have nobody to dance with.
05:30What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
05:33It let out a little whine.
05:35Why did the student eat his homework?
05:36Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
05:39What's a dog's favorite instrument?
05:41A trombone.
05:42Why did the fish blush?
05:44Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
05:46Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?
05:49Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
05:53Why did the cookie go to the party?
05:55Because it was a smart cookie.
05:57What did the janitor say when he tripped?
06:00Oh, broom!
06:01Why did the golfer bring a spare shirt?
06:04In case he got a hole in one.
06:05What did the ocean say to the beach?
06:07Nothing.
06:08It just waved.
06:09Why did the banana go to the party?
06:11Because it was appealing.
06:13Why did the duck go to the doctor?
06:15He was feeling down.
06:17Why do cows wear bells?
06:19Because their horns don't work.
06:21What's a vampire's favorite dog?
06:23A bloodhound.
06:24Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
06:27It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
06:29Why did the phone go to school?
06:31It wanted to be smarter.
06:32Why did the frog take the bus?
06:34His car got towed away.
06:36What do you call a cow with no legs?
06:39Ground beef.
06:40What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
06:42Bison.
06:43What kind of tree fits in your hand?
06:45A palm tree.
06:46Why did the pencil look sad?
06:48Because it was pointless.
06:50Why was the belt so stressed?
06:52It was under a lot of pressure.
06:53What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
06:56A carrot.
06:57Why did the picture go to jail?
06:59It was framed.
07:00Why did the man put his money in the blender?
07:02He wanted to make liquid assets.
07:04Why did the alarm clock break up with the calendar?
07:07It felt their days were numbered.
07:09I told my alarm clock to chill.
07:11It said,
07:11I can't.
07:12I'm wound too tight.
07:13What did the digital clock say to its mom?
07:16Look, Ma.
07:17No hands.
07:17Why did the grandfather clock go to the gym?
07:21It wanted to work on its tick abs.
07:23I threw away my broken alarm clock.
07:25Now it's just a waste of time.
07:27Why can't leopards play hide and seek?
07:29Because they're always spotted.
07:31Why don't elephants use computers?
07:33They're scared of the mouse.
07:35What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
07:37A can't opener.
07:38Why did the cow go to space?
07:40To see the moon.
07:41Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
07:44It ran out of juice.
07:46What's a pirate's favorite letter?
07:48You'd think it's R, but it's really the C.
07:50Why did the cat get kicked out of school?
07:53It was a real copycat.
07:54What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
07:56Sneakers.
07:57Why did the dog sit in the shade?
07:59Because it didn't want to be a hot dog.
08:01What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
08:03A milkshake.
08:04Why don't fish play basketball?
08:06They're afraid of the net.
08:08What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
08:09A dino snore.
08:11Why did the banana go to the barber?
08:13It had split ends.
08:14Why don't bees go to school?
08:16They already know how to buzz.
08:17Why did the belt go to school?
08:19To hold up the pants of knowledge.
08:21What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
08:23An abdominal snowman.
08:25Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
08:27It was feeling crummy again.
08:29What's a skeleton's least favorite room?
08:31The living room.
08:32Why did the fish cross the ocean?
08:34To get to the other tide.
08:35Why did the pencil break up with the pen?
08:38It felt written off.
08:39Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
08:42Because she'll let it go.
08:43Why did the music teacher go to the principal's office?
08:46She found herself in treble.
08:48What did the left shoe say to the right shoe?
08:50Without you, I feel defeated.
08:53Why was the computer cold?
08:55It left its windows open.
08:57What do you call a bear in the rain?
08:59A drizzly bear.
09:00Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
09:02He had no body to go with.
09:04What kind of bird always forgets the lyrics?
09:06A hummingbird.
09:08Why did the potato cross the road?
09:10To prove it wasn't a chicken.
09:11Why did the barber win the race?
09:13Because he took a shortcut.
09:15Why don't oysters ever get invited to parties?
09:17They're shellfish.
09:18What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
09:21A do-you-think-he-saurus.
09:23Why did the man run around his bed?
09:25He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
09:27What do you call a broken boomerang?
09:30A stick.
09:31Why did the skeleton go to the movies?
09:34To see a spine-tingling film.
09:37What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college?
09:39Bison.
09:40Again, but still funny.
09:42What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
09:44Spelling.
09:45Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
09:47He wanted to grow a power plant.
09:49What do you call a frog with no legs?
09:51Unhoppy.
09:52Why did the man put his car in the oven?
09:54He wanted a hot rod.
09:56Why don't koalas count as real bears?
09:58They don't have the koalifications.
10:00Why did the belt go to jail?
10:02For holding up a pair of pants.
10:04Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
10:06Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
10:09What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
10:12A woolly jumper.
10:13Why did the robber take a shower?
10:15He wanted to make a clean getaway.
10:17What do you call a pig that tells jokes?
10:19A Hamidian.
10:20Why did the ghost go to school?
10:22To learn buology.
10:24Why did the chicken sit on an egg?
10:25It didn't want it to get laid off.
10:27Why did the clock get kicked out of class?
10:29Because it kept talking about seconds.
10:31I tried to set my alarm for 6 a.m.
10:33It went off at 6 p.m.
10:35I was late.
10:36For yesterday.
10:37My alarm clock and I have a love-hate relationship.
10:40It loves screaming.
10:41I hate existing.
10:43I bought a broken clock yesterday.
10:44It's okay, though.
10:46It's right twice a day.
10:48My clock told me a joke.
10:49But it was second-hand humor.
10:51Why did the alarm clock join a rock band?
10:53It already knew how to make a lot of noise.
10:56My alarm clock snoozed itself this morning.
10:58Now I'm questioning who's in charge here.
11:01I ate a clock once.
11:02It was very time-consuming.
11:04What did the alarm clock say to the sleepy student?
11:07Rise and shine or else I'll scream again.
11:10I set three alarm clocks this morning.
11:12Still managed to dream about being late.
11:14My alarm clock should work for the government.
11:17It knows all the secrets about torture.
11:19I told a clock a secret.
11:21Now it's just ticking time.
11:24I asked my alarm clock for mercy.
11:26It laughed and snooze.
11:28I dropped my clock on the floor.
11:30Guess it's just a hard time.
11:31My alarm clock speaks fluent chaos.
11:34It yells louder than my parents.
11:36I told my alarm clock I needed space.
11:39It set itself to moon phase.
11:41I set five alarms and still woke up late.
11:44I think they unionized.
11:46I bought an alarm clock shaped like a cat.
11:49Now every morning it claws me awake.
11:50I asked my clock to chill.
11:52It said, sorry, I'm wound up.
11:55I put my alarm under my pillow.
11:56Now I wake up with brain damage.
11:58Why don't skeletons ever fight?
12:00They don't have the guts.
12:02Why did the bicycle fall over?
12:03Because it was too tired.
12:05What did one wall say to the other?
12:07I'll meet you at the corner.
12:09Why did the math book look sad?
12:11Too many problems.
12:12I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
12:16She whispered, they're right behind you.
12:18I told my computer I needed a break.
12:21Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
12:24What do you call fake spaghetti?
12:26An impasta.
12:27Why can't you trust stairs?
12:29They're always up to something.
12:31Why don't oysters donate to charity?
12:33Because they're shellfish.
12:34Why did the tomato blush?
12:36Because it saw the salad dressing.
12:39What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
12:42Supplies.
12:42I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
12:48Why did the chicken go to the sΓ©ance?
12:50To talk to the other side.
12:52Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
12:55Because then it would be a foot.
12:57Why was six afraid of seven?
12:59Because seven, eight, nine.
13:00What's brown and sticky?
13:02A stick.
13:03Why did the scarecrow win an award?
13:05Because he was outstanding in his field.
13:08Why don't eggs tell jokes?
13:09They'd crack each other up.
13:11Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
13:14Because the pee is silent.
13:16Time flies like an arrow.
13:17Fruit flies like a banana.
13:19What did the left eye say to the right eye?
13:22Between us, something smells.
13:25Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
13:27In case he got a hole in one.
13:29What did one plate say to the other?
13:32Lunch is on me.
13:33Why did the computer go to the doctor?
13:36It caught a virus.
13:37Why don't cows have any money?
13:39Because farmers milk them dry.
13:40What did the zero say to the eight?
13:43Nice belt.
13:44Why did the banana go to the doctor?
13:46Because it wasn't peeling well.
13:48Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
13:50It felt crummy.
13:51My clock quit its job.
13:53It said the hours were just too long.
13:55Why did the alarm clock go to school?
13:57To learn good timing.
13:58My watch told me it was hungry.
14:00Turns out it just wanted second helpings.
14:03I threw my alarm clock out the window.
14:05It's now an alarm drop.
14:07What do you call a story about an alarm clock?
14:09A snooze paper.
14:11I asked my watch what time it was.
14:13It said, time to get a new joke.
14:15Why was the clock shy?
14:17Because it had a face but no hands.
14:19Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
14:21Because then they'd be bagels.
14:23Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
14:25He drank his coffee before it was cool.
14:28What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
14:31Nacho cheese.
14:32Why can't you play cards on the jungle?
14:34Too many cheetahs.
14:35Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
14:38All the fans left.
14:39What do you call a bear with no teeth?
14:41A gummy bear.
14:42Why don't oranges ever win races?
14:45They always run out of juice.
14:46Why did the computer keep sneezing?
14:48It had too many bites.
14:50What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
14:52A blood orange.
14:54Why did the belt get arrested?
14:56It was holding up pants.
14:58What do you call a sleeping bull?
15:00A bulldozer.
15:01Why are ghosts bad liars?
15:04Because you can see right through them.
15:07What do you call a fish with no eyes?
15:09Psh!
15:10What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?
15:13It cracks up.
15:15Why did the coffee file a police report?
15:17It got mugged.
15:18What's a cat's favorite color?
15:20Purple.
15:21What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
15:23A pouch potato.
15:25Why was the broom late?
15:26It swept in.
15:28What do you call a cold dog?
15:29A chilly dog.
15:30Why can't a nose be 30 centimeters?
15:33Because then it'd be a ruler.
15:35What's a shark's favorite illegal substance?
15:37Seaweed.
15:39Why did the mushroom go to the party?
15:40Because he was a fungi.
15:42What do you call a pig that does karate?
15:44Pork chop.
15:45Why can't you trust atoms?
15:47They make up everything.
15:49Why did the baker go to therapy?
15:51He couldn't stop loafing around.
15:53Why don't skeletons like parties?
15:55They have nobody to dance with.
15:57What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
16:00It let out a little whine.
16:02Why did the student eat his homework?
16:04Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
16:07What's a dog's favorite instrument?
16:09A trombone.
16:10Why did the fish blush?
16:12Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
16:14Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?
16:17Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
16:20Why did the cookie go to the party?
16:23Because it was a smart cookie.
16:24What did the janitor say when he tripped?
16:27Oh, broom!
16:29Why did the golfer bring a spare shirt?
16:31In case he got a hole in one.
16:33What did the ocean say to the beach?
16:35Nothing.
16:35It just waved.
16:37Why did the banana go to the party?
16:39Because it was appealing.
16:41Why did the duck go to the doctor?
16:43He was feeling down.
16:44Why do cows wear bells?
16:46Because their horns don't work.
16:48What's a vampire's favorite dog?
16:51A bloodhound.
16:51Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
16:54It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
16:56Why did the phone go to school?
16:58It wanted to be smarter.
17:00Why did the frog take the bus?
17:02His car got towed away.
17:04What do you call a cow with no legs?
17:06Ground beef.
17:07What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
17:10Bison.
17:10What kind of tree fits in your hand?
17:12A palm tree.
17:14Why did the pencil look sad?
17:15Because it was pointless.
17:17Why was the belt so stressed?
17:19It was under a lot of pressure.
17:20What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
17:23A carrot.
17:24Why did the picture go to jail?
17:26It was framed.
17:27Why did the man put his money in the blender?
17:30He wanted to make liquid assets.
17:32Why did the alarm clock break up with the calendar?
17:34It felt their days were numbered.
17:36I told my alarm clock to chill.
17:38It said,
17:39I can't.
17:39I'm wound too tight.
17:41What did the digital clock say to its mom?
17:43Look, Ma.
17:44No hands.
17:45Why did the grandfather clock go to the gym?
17:48It wanted to work on its tick abs.
17:50I threw away my broken alarm clock.
17:52Now it's just a waste of time.
17:54Why can't leopards play hide and seek?
17:57Because they're always spotted.
17:58Why don't elephants use computers?
18:00They're scared of the mouse.
18:02What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
18:05A can't opener.
18:06Why did the cow go to space?
18:07To see the moon.
18:09Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
18:11It ran out of juice.
18:13What's a pirate's favorite letter?
18:15You'd think it's R, but it's really the C.
18:18Why did the cat get kicked out of school?
18:20It was a real copycat.
18:22What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
18:24Sneakers.
18:25Why did the dog sit in the shade?
18:26Because it didn't want to be a hot dog.
18:29What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
18:31A milkshake.
18:32Why don't fish play basketball?
18:33They're afraid of the net.
18:35What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
18:37A dino snore.
18:38Why did the banana go to the barber?
18:40It had split ends.
18:42Why don't bees go to school?
18:43They already know how to buzz.
18:45Why did the belt go to school?
18:46To hold up the pants of knowledge.
18:48What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
18:51An abdominal snowman.
18:52Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
18:54It was feeling crummy again.
18:56What's a skeleton's least favorite room?
18:58The living room.
19:00Why did the fish cross the ocean?
19:02To get to the other tide.
19:03Why did the pencil break up with the pen?
19:05It felt written off.
19:07Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
19:09Because she'll let it go.
19:10Why did the music teacher go to the principal's office?
19:13She found herself in treble.
19:15What did the left shoe say to the right shoe?
19:18Without you, I feel defeated.
19:20Why was the computer cold?
19:22It left its windows open.
19:24What do you call a bear in the rain?
19:26A drizzly bear.
19:27Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
19:30He had no body to go with.
19:32What kind of bird always forgets the lyrics?
19:34A hummingbird.
19:35Why did the potato cross the road?
19:37To prove it wasn't a chicken.
19:38Why did the barber win the race?
19:40Because he took a shortcut.
19:42Why don't oysters ever get invited to parties?
19:44They're shellfish.
19:46What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
19:49A do-you-think-he-saurus.
19:50Why did the man run around his bed?
19:53He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
19:55What do you call a broken boomerang?
19:58A stick.
19:59Why did the skeleton go to the movies?
20:01To see a spine-tingling film.
20:04What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college?
20:06Bison.
20:08Again, but still funny.
20:09What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
20:12Spelling.
20:13Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
20:14He wanted to grow a power plant.
20:16What do you call a frog with no legs?
20:19Unhoppy.
20:20Why did the man put his car in the oven?
20:22He wanted a hot rod.
20:23Why don't koalas count as real bears?
20:26They don't have the koalifications.
20:28Why did the belt go to jail?
20:30For holding up a pair of pants.
20:32Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
20:34Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
20:37What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
20:39A woolly jumper.
20:41Why did the robber take a shower?
20:42He wanted to make a clean getaway.
20:44What do you call a pig that tells jokes?
20:47A Hamidian.
20:48Why did the ghost go to school?
20:49To learn buology.
20:51Why did the chicken sit on an egg?
20:53It didn't want it to get laid off.
20:55Why did the clock get kicked out of class?
20:56Because it kept talking about seconds.
20:58I tried to set my alarm for 6 a.m.
21:01It went off at 6 p.m.
21:02I was late.
21:03For yesterday.
21:04My alarm clock and I have a love-hate relationship.
21:07It loves screaming.
21:09I hate existing.
21:10I bought a broken clock yesterday.
21:12It's okay, though.
21:13It's right twice a day.
21:15My clock told me a joke.
21:16But it was second-hand humor.
21:18Why did the alarm clock join a rock band?
21:21It already knew how to make a lot of noise.
21:23My alarm clock snoozed itself this morning.
21:26Now I'm questioning who's in charge here.
21:27I ate a clock once.
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