00:00We have Mr. Giovanni Cavallini, CEO of leading fashion corporation LVWH. Is he opening the
00:16car door for her? That man's got so much power, even Forbes magazine is at his beck and call.
00:23Look who's stepping out. Eve Korbel, acclaimed editor-in-chief of Rogue magazine, the world's
00:31most influential fashion publication. She's also the visionary founder of the Maple Gala,
00:37the largest and most prestigious fashion festival. Simply put, Eve stands at the very pinnacle
00:43of the fashion world. Queen Korbel, may I have the pleasure of a dance tonight? Oh my god,
00:48Leonardo Harrington, who won best male lead at the past three Academy Awards, is also vying for the
00:55opportunity to dance with her. A favor for a night that suits you well, Giovanni. You're the best.
01:07I would like to thank everyone for coming this evening. Fashion is art and art
01:15let's ultimately play. So welcome to my playground.
01:34I do have one other announcement I'd like to make. I have fallen in love. And for the one I love,
01:42and for my family. I'm stepping away from fashion.
02:12I'm stepping away from fashion. I'm stepping away from fashion.
02:30You idiot!
02:35Ruin my shoes!
02:37You're gonna pay for this damage. Here. Here, is this enough to cover it?
02:43And watch your mouth.
02:52Eve, it's been 16 years and I finally found you. Come back to Roche. We miss you. And the Grand Maple Gala
03:00needs you. Giovanni, that's water under the bridge. My daughter and my husband,
03:07they need me way more than Roche magazine. Eve, you were the queen of the red carpet.
03:12Not just someone's wife. Are you really happy like this?
03:15I know you don't understand what it's like to be a mother. But all the spotlights on the stage,
03:29I mean, it doesn't really compare to what a candlelight dinner is with my family. And to see a genuine
03:35smile by my daughter, it makes me so happy. I mean, all the alkaliides in the world, it doesn't even compare.
03:43But I do have a favor to ask. It's a pretty big favor.
03:54Your wish is my command, Queen Korbel.
03:57Well, I would like the Grand Maple Gala to extend a belated invitation to my husband, Sean Rockwell.
04:06Look, his company, it could really use the exposure.
04:08I want the editor-in-chief of Roche magazine to write up a contract and present it to him at the gala.
04:20Uh, yeah, I mean, that's easy enough, obviously. But Eve, you've already done so much for him.
04:28I mean, is he really worth your time? And your-
04:31Giovanni, you have a fashion empire to run. And I have my daughter's birthday party to set up.
04:38Till next time.
04:39Yeah, Mike, it's me. I need you to draw up a contract for Sean Rockwell from Rockwell Intimates.
04:57You know, Eve, I know you wanted it to be a surprise. Little do you know, it's going to be a countdown to extinction.
05:09Welcome back to our empire, Queen.
05:11I bet Lily's cake is done.
05:23Stop! Your life is out!
05:27Sean, you're- you're cheating on me.
05:32This- oh, no, this doesn't count. I was just, uh, fulfilling a biological need.
05:45Yeah, I mean, don't get your panties in a twist, Eve. I was just helping your husband out.
05:52He's been bored out of his mind with missionary. Said it's like fucking an old, ugly cow.
05:58Now, Karen, I didn't actually say that.
06:04What I said was, I haven't had missionary with that in a year. In fact, I haven't even touched her since I met you.
06:14Sean, we've been married for 16 years. Is this how you were going to talk about me behind my back?
06:20Because you're old and ugly. Look how young and beautiful Karen is and she is. What do you got?
06:29Wrinkles on your hands and disgusting stretch marks like a circus show.
06:41And that apron. Gross.
06:44Yeah.
07:00Sean, did you forget what you said to me when I was pregnant with Lily? You said those stretch marks, they were a sign of motherhood that I shouldn't be ashamed, that they were war wounds.
07:11What? Okay, just stop bringing up all this old drama from 10 years ago, okay? Look, we've gone separate ways. I think it's obvious. I run a fashion brand and look at you. You're just a beat up old disgusting housewife who cleans and kind of cooks. You're not worthy of me.
07:28Me? Me? I don't deserve you? If it wasn't for my quiet support, do you even think they would be standing here right now?
07:38Don't pump the brakes. Don't blow the whole housewife thing out of proportion. You're just some beat up old hag compared to Karen from the fashion world who was beautiful and sleek and amazing.
07:50And she's the one who can take me places.
07:54And she's just a third-rate model. After all, I'm the one that created this.
08:02Sean Darling, we've got great news. Finally, Divorce Eve. Look what I have, Sean. Someone just dropped off an invite for you for the Grand Maple Gala.
08:20Grand Maple Gala?
08:21Now you can say bye-bye to this bitch.
08:25I would like the Grand Maple Gala to extend a belated invitation to my husband, Sean Rockwell.
08:34The Grand Maple Gala? Wow!
08:37Yes, and you could take Karen. She's such a sweetheart. We get our nails done every week.
08:42She's so beautiful with such social graces. She's the perfect fit for my darling son.
08:49Mmm.
08:49Karen, you guys, you know each other?
08:59Of course they know each other. Karen's been helping me for quite a while now.
09:04Look, it says right here, invitation from someone who's given it all for you, and there's only one person that could be me.
09:13Yes, of course. I just wanted to keep it a surprise.
09:22But I guess the jig is up.
09:27You are so thoughtful.
09:29She didn't invite you to that gala.
09:33I did.
09:34Are you psychotic?
09:41You are a stupid, dumb little housewife.
09:45Okay?
09:46You have no idea what you've been talking about.
09:48No idea about some prestigious high society gal like this, or just please shut up.
09:55Sean Rockwell, you asked me to give up on my career so that I could raise a family.
10:00I mean, do you have any idea what I had going on for me during Roge magazine during that time?
10:05Do you have any idea?
10:08Roge magazine, as if only a stupid whore like you would make up such a fanciful Cinderella story.
10:15Do you know why my son married you?
10:17So you have a free housewife and a house whore.
10:22You don't deserve to be part of the Rockwell family anymore.
10:26Excellent point, Mother.
10:35A divorce paper right here, okay?
10:39So why don't you just sign it and be done with it?
10:46You want a divorce?
10:50And what about Lily?
10:51Mom, Dad?
10:54Are you guys getting a divorce?
10:57Lily, sweetheart.
10:58Oh my god, you're all high up left.
11:04Good riddance.
11:06You finally divorced Mom!
11:08I did it!
11:09I'm proud of you.
11:11Mom, I'm staying with Dad.
11:13Yeah.
11:13Sweetheart, I gave birth to you.
11:16I've given you breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
11:19And when you were sick, who took care of you?
11:21I took care of you.
11:22And you're gonna leave me for your dad?
11:25What?
11:26No one asked you to do that.
11:29You're just dad's living slut.
11:31All my friends at school, their moms are like models and CEOs and celebrities.
11:36And you just clean up juice spills all day.
11:39I want someone who's stylish and beautiful like Karen to be my mother.
11:44Not some old hag like you who reeks of cooking grease.
11:51Really?
11:52You don't really mean that.
11:56How could you hurt your mother like that?
12:02Mom, you're such a drag, you know?
12:04And stop being so naive.
12:07I don't even mention you at school because I'm so ashamed of you.
12:11Poor bitch like you doesn't deserve to be anyone's mother.
12:14Go back to the kennel where you belong.
12:17Shoot.
12:20You see that?
12:27That's your own flesh and blood.
12:29Your own daughter saying that to you.
12:32I guess you're just as much of a failure as a mother as you are a wife.
12:43Whoops.
12:46Oh, my poor Lily.
12:49If you want me to be your new mom, I can do that.
12:53Oh, I love you, Mommy.
12:55It's just the perfect happy ending.
13:00There's still hope in the world.
13:03This is how it's supposed to be.
13:08No, this can't be.
13:11I mean, after all that I have given up for you guys,
13:15I want a divorce.
13:19Yeah, definitely.
13:22Would love that.
13:23Wait.
13:24You can divorce Sean, but you're not getting a single cent.
13:33So smart, baby.
13:34I love the way you think.
13:35I built this family brick by brick.
13:40You wouldn't even have a house if it wasn't for me.
13:42Shut up.
13:44Oh, my gosh.
13:46I'm with Karen on this one.
13:48You don't get a single little cent.
13:53In fact, we'll see how well you do as a divorced stupid housewife
13:59with no money and no skills.
14:04You know what, Miss Bradley?
14:05I should thank you, Miss Bradley.
14:11Thank you for showing me who my husband really is.
14:16A lying, no good cheat
14:19who would rather have his head in someone's skirt
14:23than having a conversation with me and telling me the truth.
14:28Trash, like him,
14:31deserves to be with buzzing houseflies like you.
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