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00:00darling darling are you all right of course i am why shouldn't i be
00:09i just can't help worry after all in your condition alone here all day
00:20walking that dog that dog that dog he's never called me that before
00:29well now lassie i wouldn't worry my wee head about that remember they're only humans after all
00:37that's right miss lady uh as my grandpappy old reliable used to say um don't recollect if i've
00:45ever mentioned old reliable before i you have laddie uh frequently oh yeah but now darling is
00:54well we've always enjoyed our afternoon romp together but yesterday
01:00no lady no walk today
01:19no lady not now
01:33lady drop that lady drop it i say
01:40it didn't hurt really but darling has never struck me before
01:48now lassie didn't take it too seriously after all a time like this there's
01:57yes you see miss lady there comes a time in the life of all humans when uh well as they put it
02:07uh the birds in the bees or well uh the stork you know uh no well and uh what he's trying to say
02:20lassie is darling is expecting a wee bern bern he means a baby miss lady oh what's a baby well they
02:34they resemble humans but i'd say a mite smaller
02:39aye and they walk on all fours and if i remember correctly they beller a lot
02:45aye and they're very expensive you will not be permitted to play with it but they're mighty sweet
02:53and they're very soft
02:56just a cute little bundle
02:58of trouble
03:00yeah
03:01they scratch pinch pull ears
03:04oh but shucks any dog can take that
03:07it's what they do to your happy home
03:09move it over will you friend
03:10homewreckers that's what they are
03:12look here laddie
03:13who are you the bargin
03:15the voice of experience buster
03:17oh boy just wait till junior gets here
03:21you get the urge for a nice comfortable scratch and
03:25put that dog out
03:27he'll get fleas all over the baby
03:28you start barking at some strange mutt
03:32stop that racket you'll wake the baby
03:36and then
03:37then they hit you in the room and board department
03:41oh remember those nice juicy cuts of beef
03:46forget them
03:48leftover baby food
03:51and that nice warm bed by the fire
03:54a leaky dog house
04:02oh dear
04:04now listen lassie
04:05no human is that cruel
04:07of course not miss lady
04:09why everybody knows
04:12a dog's best friend
04:14is his human
04:15oh come on now fellas
04:19oh you haven't fallen to that old line now have you
04:22aye
04:23and we've no need for mongrels and radical ideas
04:27off with you now
04:28off with you
04:29off with you
04:29okay sandy
04:30my name's jock
04:31okay jock
04:32have a lad of glencarn to you
04:33okay okay okay
04:35but remember this pigeon
04:37a human heart has only so much room for love and affection
04:41when a baby moves in
04:43the dog moves out
04:46uh-huh
04:52oh let's see
04:54that'll be about
04:55oh well
04:58darling
05:07there isn't any way we can tell for sure what it's going to be
05:11is there
05:12i'm afraid not
05:13nobody ever knows for certain
05:16all we can do is
05:18hope
05:19darling
05:21are you sure you want
05:48watermelon
05:49mm-hmm
05:50oh
05:51and some chop suey too
05:53chop suey
05:55oh
05:55all right darling
05:57what i told bill yesterday bill i said darling looks radiant positively radiant why in all my days i said i've never seen anyone in the past
06:04is
06:34I never saw you look worse.
06:37Cheer up, Jim.
06:39Old Doc Jones has never lost a father yet.
06:53Yes, and, Sarah, it's a boy.
06:55Uh-huh, a boy.
06:57What's that?
06:59Eyes?
07:00Oh, what color are they?
07:02Oh, gosh.
07:03I forgot to look.
07:06A boy.
07:07It's a boy.
07:08It's a doctor.
07:10Doctor, it's a boy.
07:12Yes, yes, I know.
07:14Uh-huh, a boy.
07:15Oh, boy, oh, boy.
07:17It's a boy.
07:18It's a boy.
07:19It's a boy.
07:20Hello.
07:20Hello, Jim.
07:21Are you there, Jim?
07:23Send her.
07:24Send her.
07:25We need help.
07:26Hello.
07:27Hello.
07:27Hello.
07:27Hello.
07:28Hello.
07:28Hello.
07:30Hello.
07:31What is a baby?
07:59I just can't understand.
08:04It must be something wonderful.
08:10It must be something grand.
08:15Cause everybody's smiling
08:17In a kind and wistful way
08:22And they haven't even noticed
08:27That I am around today
08:31What is a baby anyway?
08:44What is a baby anyway?
08:46Oh, what is a baby?
08:52I must find out today
08:54What makes Jim dear and darling
08:58Act this way
09:04I must ask them and tell me
09:07Think about it
09:08Don't want them to be
09:08Ready
09:09Even
09:09A moment
09:10For a bold
09:13Says
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