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00:00Welcome to McDonald's with your order
00:02Can I get a Oreo McFlurry, yeah?
00:05We're not serving ice cream right now
00:07It's broken at the moment, can I get you something?
00:09Ooh, I know you gon' say that
00:11Let me go into my sevens at the back
00:14So you gotta calm down and accept that
00:16I know your ice cream machine working, yeah, that's all kept
00:19I'm not lying, it's broken
00:20Well, it better be cause I ain't coming in
00:23And if you're coming, then I'll get your ass pinned
00:26Then I'ma fight you over ice cream then
00:28What do y'all think? Who is gonna win?
00:32Welcome to McDonald's, what you wanna get?
00:34A double cheeseburger and McFlurry, yeah?
00:36Is this the same dude from the last time?
00:39I've been driving through and waiting to see you again
00:41Oh, you came back for more
00:43I've been waiting for you to show your face around the stove
00:45And I've been waiting trying to catch you when you all alone
00:47You just a little boy, you probably end up getting thrown
00:50But I'm a big dog, standing here, I'm really grown
00:52You should step out of your car, I got hands to throw
00:54You better not run like a little baby antelope
00:57Well, I'ma beat you up in front of everybody, though
00:59When I win, I'm making a flurry, Oreo
01:02I'm in them parking lot, let's get it over
01:08I'ma give you one, two, I'ma fold her
01:11Then you gotta get a little closer
01:13Body shots are coming in, they gonna hold ya
01:16Something like, here's a bob bob like that
01:18I'ma bob and a weave, I'ma fight back
01:20How about a one, two, three, push you right back
01:23You can't make fuck with me, I'll put you right back
01:25You really trying, bruh, and it ain't working
01:27Oh, you out of line, cause I know you hurting
01:30But I'm really fine, duh, you didn't hurt me
01:32I'ma knock you in next time I see you person
01:35Welcome to McDonald's, what you wanna get?
01:40I need me, I'm a chicken, I'm a flurry, yeah
01:42Oh, Lord, please not him again
01:45I'm back better than I'm coming in
01:47Do I really care? Oh, no, no
01:49I know you care, cause I'm your biggest problem
01:52Then if you my problem, all I do is solve them
01:54Now you gotta show me, I ain't really saw none
01:57You just mad, cause you ain't got an ice cream
01:59I'm just mad, cause I know it's not broken
02:01How you know if you don't really work, yeah
02:04Cause I got cameras in there and they been recording
02:06Then I'ma fight you over ice cream, done flex
02:13I've been on my head, just no move, but never stops
02:15I ain't got flex, nobody see you person
02:17I'm Gary Quinn, never stop, only back flex
02:19You'll know I'll knock you out next time
02:21I'ma knock you out next time I see you person
02:24I'm not
02:25Welcome to McDonald's, what you wanna get?
02:27I need me, I'm a chicken, I'm a flurry, yeah
02:29Oh, Lord, please not him again
02:32I'm back better than I'm coming in
02:34Do I really care? Oh, no, no, no
02:36I know you care, cause I'm your biggest problem
02:38If you my problem, all I do is solve them
02:41Then you gotta show me, I ain't really saw none
02:43You just mad, cause you ain't got no ice cream
02:46I'm just mad, cause I know it's not broken
02:48How you know if you don't really work, yeah
02:51Cause I got cameras, customers
02:52Then I'ma fight you over ice cream, then
02:55Could never fight you over ice cream, then
02:57If you my problem, all I do is solve none
02:59Then you gotta show me, I ain't really saw none
03:02You just mad, cause you ain't got no ice cream
03:04I'm just mad, cause I know it's not broken
03:07How you know if you don't really work, yeah?
03:09Cause I got cameras, cause I got cameras
03:12Cause I got cameras, customer
03:13Then I'ma fight you over ice cream, then
03:15Crew, then I'ma fight you over ice cream
03:18Then I'ma, you really throwing hands over frozen dairy, bro
03:21That's not just dairy, it's ritual, it's cruel, or
03:23That's what I lost, the mood drew civil
03:24You wouldn't understand, this is McDonald's, not Hogwarts
03:27This crawl started at Dairy Queen
03:29And Paramore was the midpoint, McFlurry is the final boss
03:32I'm not leaving without the drug
03:33Manager, we thought I lost the mood, just who's cooler
03:36And Swirl, now they become all security
03:38They're on their way, and they're part of the lore
03:40Now every obstacle is just another NPC, let's go
03:43Should we just give him the backup, Swirl from the freezer hunt?
03:46But if he asks for sprinkles, I'm clocking out
03:48The prophecy is fulfilled
03:50The schizo show side episode ends here
03:52But the next quest begins at Cinnabon
03:54You better not start a cinnamon war
03:55Only if the fossil machine is broken
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