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00:04:58Good eye, good eye
00:04:59All right, let's drop a quarter of this car Train
00:05:11Strike three!
00:05:12You're up!
00:05:17Everyone please stay in your seats
00:05:19when the officials said this out
00:05:23Huh
00:05:25Oh, you must be smoking.
00:05:28Hey, hey, what's going on with my...
00:05:31Children of the Corps.
00:05:34You struck out my hitter with three men on base.
00:05:38Struck out your hitter?
00:05:40Oh, you're talking about the little game.
00:05:41All right, well, my bad.
00:05:44Michael!
00:05:45Yeah?
00:05:46I hope she don't think that's a john.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:51That filled up last season.
00:05:54Ew.
00:05:55Honey?
00:05:59Hi.
00:06:00Look, I'm sorry for whatever he did.
00:06:03He'll fix it.
00:06:04But could you please tell me where I can find a bathroom?
00:06:08Well, most of the businesses around here
00:06:10are closed down because of our little game.
00:06:14But you might try the zip.
00:06:17Two miles out on Main.
00:06:20Okay, honey, come on, gotta go.
00:06:21Yeah, I'm coming.
00:06:22Just hold on, I got some Main things.
00:06:24I don't need to discuss with this young man.
00:06:25Honey, I gotta go.
00:06:26I got to do some man stuff.
00:06:28Hey, girl.
00:06:31Hey, but hold on a second.
00:06:32Come on, boys.
00:06:33Let's shake it off.
00:06:33My damages and everything.
00:06:34Let's go play some defense.
00:06:36What are you looking at, Tiny?
00:06:38Ray!
00:06:39Ray!
00:06:40Ray, what are you doing?
00:06:41Hey, wait.
00:06:42Oh!
00:06:42See, it works.
00:06:57Let's just run in the radio stations and it does.
00:07:04Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:07:07Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:09I see something peeking.
00:07:10You dropped something.
00:07:11Let some bag of tools go, girl.
00:07:15It's Michael G from Los Angeles.
00:07:17Oh, man.
00:07:17Where it's 180 degrees on the street.
00:07:20Boy, that's pretty hot.
00:07:22Coming up next is Slight Candy from Page 3.
00:07:26It's highway robbery.
00:07:27I'm saying that the prices are highway robbery.
00:07:31I wasn't referring to you guys.
00:07:33It's always like robbers and no one like that.
00:07:35I'm sure y'all nice Christian car folks.
00:07:41Dr. Carr, McCann, head for sale down in Phoenix.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, it is.
00:07:50You know, your pump is broke.
00:07:52What'd you do to it?
00:07:54I didn't do anything to it.
00:07:55I was working fine before you got here.
00:07:58Yeah, well, now that I'm here with it.
00:08:03Forgot to lift the handle, didn't you?
00:08:06You forgot to kiss my...
00:08:08Yeah, well, it looks like that Studebaker still got a wiring problem.
00:08:14Looks like you got a nosy as hell problem.
00:08:18Oh, God!
00:08:19I'm amazed that old car runs at all with all that electronic junk we can't stuck on it.
00:08:26And I'm amazed somebody ran in there and kicked you with all that trash you got.
00:08:30I hope you didn't pay the full $18,000 he was asking for.
00:08:34That's none of your damn business.
00:08:36$18,000?
00:08:41Huh?
00:08:43You told me we paid five.
00:08:46Is that what I said?
00:08:47Forks!
00:08:48I talked him down.
00:08:50You know, Michael, we all know you're good, but you ain't that good.
00:08:53Now let me see the checkbook.
00:08:54Oh, yeah, well, the checkbook is right in your hand.
00:08:57You got it in your hand.
00:08:59I wanted to make sure you could see.
00:09:00It was kind of dark when the transaction went down.
00:09:04Oh, my God.
00:09:04Oh, my God.
00:09:05Michael!
00:09:06Ray, I know what you're thinking.
00:09:08$15,000?
00:09:10But it's a 57 Golden Hawk Classic.
00:09:12Honey, that was our house money.
00:09:15Did I tell you it was supercharged?
00:09:16Michael, you lied to me.
00:09:18Oh, come on, now.
00:09:19You're getting all emotional.
00:09:19So, yeah, like you're in a soap opera.
00:09:22Is it your time of the month?
00:09:23What?
00:09:23Is that what's going on?
00:09:24I mean, because I was saying I thought you were a little bloated.
00:09:26A little kangaroo patch was happening.
00:09:27I didn't want to say anything.
00:09:28You know, I should whoop you all.
00:09:33Excuse me?
00:09:34Ray, Ray, what are you doing?
00:09:35These people could be dangerous.
00:09:36Oh, you back off.
00:09:37I can be dangerous.
00:09:38Hi, I need to get to an airport.
00:09:39We aren't taking sides.
00:09:41Airport?
00:09:41Come on, Ray.
00:09:42An airport?
00:09:43That's crazy.
00:09:44Oh, you ain't seen crazy yet, either.
00:09:45You looking for an airport?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48Yeah, actually, hi, I am.
00:09:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:51I done told you what's the status of our business.
00:09:52Las Vegas is just a short drive around the canyon.
00:09:55Oh, thank you.
00:09:56Thank you.
00:09:57I can't believe this.
00:09:57I did all that I've done.
00:09:59I'm trying to put together a nice little vacation, and that's the way you act.
00:10:02You call this a nice vacation?
00:10:04And now we're spending the rest of our time driving back to Chicago to look for a house
00:10:08that we suddenly can't afford?
00:10:10That money was for a house?
00:10:12Yes, can you believe him?
00:10:14And he bought this piece of batmobile.
00:10:19You know, I'm out of here.
00:10:22That's it.
00:10:22Ray, it's not a batmobile, bruh.
00:10:25Ray, where you going?
00:10:27Away from you.
00:10:29Look, don't make me call you out of your name, girl.
00:10:30Oh, I wish you would.
00:10:32I'll call you out your name.
00:10:33I'm going to call you out your name.
00:10:35Mm-hmm.
00:10:35I'll cuss you.
00:10:36Mm-mm.
00:10:37Give me this, baby.
00:10:38Give me this.
00:10:39You better...
00:10:40Give me this.
00:10:40You know what?
00:10:41You are getting...
00:10:41You're getting strong.
00:10:44You ain't got to take it out on the car, either.
00:10:46Hey, don't disrespect me, woman.
00:10:49I'm a darn boyfriend, like it says in the Bible.
00:10:51There's a flight to Chicago leaving Vegas Airport tonight at 6.
00:10:56I thought you said you weren't taking sides.
00:10:58I didn't know it would be so easy.
00:11:00Come on, Michael.
00:11:02Spending that money violated a trust, a bond.
00:11:05I'm going to snatch some wires out your...
00:11:07We're headed that way, man.
00:11:09And you're sure welcome to ride with us.
00:11:11As long as you don't mind riding in the back with the boys.
00:11:14The boys.
00:11:18Woo!
00:11:18Hey!
00:11:19I didn't pay that much again.
00:11:21Oh, man.
00:11:22I ain't even get with this.
00:11:24I didn't.
00:11:25Hi.
00:11:25They don't want you, Ray.
00:11:27They got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.
00:11:29Mm.
00:11:30They got ropes and no steers.
00:11:31That's what you think.
00:11:32Look, look, look, look, look, Ray.
00:11:33Listen.
00:11:34Listen, now, come on.
00:11:34Now, black people don't do this kind of stuff, all right?
00:11:36Mountain climbing, getting lost in the forest,
00:11:39and taking rides with people we don't know,
00:11:40we don't do that.
00:11:41So let's just chill, okay?
00:11:44Goodbye, Michael.
00:11:45I'm leaving.
00:11:46What do you mean you're leaving?
00:11:47I can't do this.
00:11:48You can't do what?
00:11:49I can't be with you anymore, Michael.
00:11:51You're really tripping.
00:11:53Oh, now you're going to get a ring back.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:56Well, I spent a lot of money on the ring.
00:12:02No, but I didn't mean it like that, Ray.
00:12:03Look.
00:12:03I may not be an expert, Michael, but women like to feel important.
00:12:08There's little things like, well, sending them flowers for no reason,
00:12:12or leaving little notes in their sock drawers.
00:12:16Just something to do.
00:12:16Uncle Festive, you want to get up out of here.
00:12:18Okay, look, Ray.
00:12:19You done had your little fun, you and the Beverly Hill buddies and everything,
00:12:21but I'm going to count to three, and I want you to get your narrow tail off of this truck.
00:12:26One.
00:12:28Two.
00:12:29I'm at two, Ray.
00:12:31This is two.
00:12:34Okay, well, go on, then.
00:12:36I don't need you.
00:12:37I'm just playing, Ray.
00:12:38Ray, I'm playing.
00:12:40What about my ring?
00:12:42A FedEx into you!
00:12:45And don't try to call my mom's house!
00:12:48Girl, your mother loves me.
00:12:49I'll call if I want to.
00:12:56What?
00:12:58What the hell?
00:13:02Tough break, man.
00:13:04Huh?
00:13:05Pretty stupid to lock your keys and like that.
00:13:08Wasn't stupid, man.
00:13:09I was just in a hurry.
00:13:10You've got to be careful.
00:13:10This is a classic car.
00:13:12I don't know what you're doing.
00:13:14I can open it, you know.
00:13:15You can?
00:13:1750 bucks.
00:13:1750 bucks, partner?
00:13:19Who you trying to fool, man?
00:13:2050 dollars, I get in here myself.
00:13:22I heard some of them cowboys say your girlfriend had a cute butt.
00:13:25Is that what they say?
00:13:26Mm-hmm.
00:13:27It was a tall one, wasn't it?
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29Kick his ass.
00:13:29Look.
00:13:30All right, this is 50.
00:13:33That's all I got.
00:13:34But you get it after you get in here, okay?
00:13:36You open it, the money's yours.
00:13:38Let's go.
00:13:40Well, I'm going to need a hanger.
00:13:43Okay.
00:13:43I can't do without a hanger.
00:13:44All right, I'm going to run in and grab you a hanger and a wet nap to get your slush puppy-ness
00:13:48off my ride.
00:13:51All right.
00:13:52For 50 bucks, you should have your own hanger.
00:13:57Beautiful dreamer.
00:14:01Wake unto me.
00:14:02Forks!
00:14:04Starlight.
00:14:05Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:14:07Yeah!
00:14:08Oh, excuse me.
00:14:08Bing, did you work here?
00:14:10No, I just like wearing plaid.
00:14:12Okay, anyway, look, I need to get a hanger from you.
00:14:14And I need 14-75 for the gas.
00:14:1714-75.
00:14:18Uh, hey, looky.
00:14:23Look, I'm in a hurry. This is all I got.
00:14:25Better get something else, then.
00:14:28All right. Uh, $14.75 for the gas.
00:14:33$35.25 for a hanger.
00:14:36You don't need a hanger.
00:14:38No, I do need a hanger. Look, if you were in my business like you were earlier,
00:14:41you'd understand the little man out there can't get into my car without a hanger.
00:14:44You want to bet that $50?
00:14:45I will double down on the $50 and the plaid shirt.
00:14:52Hey, hey, get out of my ride, huh?
00:14:54Get out of my... Oh, I'm gonna kick...
00:14:56Don't kick...
00:14:58I'm about to let catch up...
00:15:00Beautiful dreamer, wake up to me.
00:15:13Starlight and dreamlight.
00:15:15I need a phone.
00:15:19Sheriff's number's on the side.
00:15:20All right.
00:15:28I need to get a quarter from you, boss.
00:15:31I ain't got no quarter.
00:15:33I got a...
00:15:34The store ain't got no quarters.
00:15:37Hey, looky, partner.
00:15:38What do I got to do to get a quarter around here?
00:15:41I know where you can make a quick hundred if you like wearing tights.
00:15:45Come on, man.
00:15:47I am in the twilight zone.
00:15:50What you need, Elfie?
00:15:52Are you Puff Daddy?
00:15:54Do I look like Puff Daddy to you?
00:15:56You got a quarter?
00:16:01Uh-huh.
00:16:03I am Puff Daddy.
00:16:04It's amazing how you saw through my disguise.
00:16:06Look, I need to make a call, you know,
00:16:08because I got to call my record company and check them out.
00:16:10You know they're going back to eight tracks?
00:16:12Do you rap?
00:16:13Yeah, because you could be too short.
00:16:15Oh, man.
00:16:15You're never too short.
00:16:18Sheriff's office.
00:16:32I need to report a stolen car.
00:16:34Oh, bummer.
00:16:35Sheriff's not here.
00:16:35He's at the baseball game.
00:16:37Damn, why don't that surprise me?
00:16:39I can have Rick drop by.
00:16:41Oh, you can have Rick drop by?
00:16:42Does Rick have anything to do with law enforcement?
00:16:44Does he carry a gun and badge and some shit like that?
00:16:46He's the deputy.
00:16:48Cool.
00:16:48Send Rick on over here, then.
00:16:50Where are you?
00:16:51I'm at the, uh, the Piz and Piz.
00:16:54No, I'm sorry, the, uh, the Sip and Zip.
00:16:56When you see him, tell him Wilma says hey.
00:17:00Okay, I'll tell him you said hey.
00:17:02You want me to pick up some his and her t-shirts, too?
00:17:04Nah, just hey.
00:17:05Bye.
00:17:06All right.
00:17:06Hey, hey.
00:17:07Don't you need to know my name?
00:17:09Duh.
00:17:09Maybe you'll be the one without the car.
00:17:12Okay, also, I have on a str-
00:17:13Hello?
00:17:14A str-
00:17:14Turc-
00:17:15Yeah, well, they said they're gonna send someone named Rick over.
00:17:21This is cool.
00:17:22All right, I got, I got 50 bucks.
00:17:24Minus the $14.75 for the gas.
00:17:27And his quarter.
00:17:28Okay, I got $35.
00:17:33Hmm?
00:17:33And I got six hours to make it to the airport.
00:17:36Jose's daughter's taking a load of grapefruit to the airport.
00:17:39She could take you.
00:17:41Can she give me that by six?
00:17:43Before six?
00:17:45It's no problem.
00:17:47Oh, man, tell him.
00:17:48I'll tell him.
00:17:48Thank you, man.
00:17:50You've saved my life, eh?
00:17:52Uh, I don't know how to thank you or S.
00:17:54He says the $35 will be nice.
00:18:01The $35.
00:18:03All right, I'll tell you what.
00:18:05I'll give her half when she gets here.
00:18:07I'll give her the other half a when we get to the airport, though.
00:18:13Halfway between.
00:18:15Ah, now the damn guy wants to negotiate.
00:18:20Deal.
00:18:21Good taco.
00:18:22He says, okay, except you look like the guy who stole his stereo.
00:18:28But I've never met you.
00:18:31Come on with the jokes.
00:18:33He don't need to steal anything.
00:18:35He's puffy.
00:18:36That's right.
00:18:37I don't need to steal.
00:18:39Puffy.
00:18:40Give it to me.
00:18:41You got my back.
00:18:44We bad.
00:18:45Then it's gonna be all right.
00:18:47When life has your lemons, what do you do?
00:18:51I like to make a light hollandaise sauce with a salmon frappe.
00:18:58Sounds good.
00:18:59Yeah, hell, I'm starving.
00:19:04To the left.
00:19:04No, to the right.
00:19:07Man, you suck.
00:19:13I suck at the game anyway.
00:19:15Go to college.
00:19:17Mr. Daddy?
00:19:18Yeah.
00:19:19Can you sew my hat?
00:19:23You want Puff Daddy's autograph, huh?
00:19:25Yeah.
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:28Well, yeah.
00:19:30What's your name?
00:19:31Rusty.
00:19:33To rec...
00:19:33Wait a minute.
00:19:34That's too soft.
00:19:35You got to be too bustin' rusty.
00:19:39Huh?
00:19:39Uh, recognize.
00:19:40Uh, hugs and kisses.
00:19:56Perfect.
00:19:58There you go.
00:19:58Oh, this is dope.
00:19:59Yeah, yeah, it is dope.
00:20:01Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:20:01You got to put the hat right.
00:20:02See, you got to put it right there.
00:20:03And there you swab.
00:20:04See?
00:20:04You got to get your shirt ready.
00:20:06Let your gauchos.
00:20:07What are these, gauchos?
00:20:08Let your gauchos hang.
00:20:09Now you can hang with the homeboy.
00:20:11In the hood?
00:20:12In the what?
00:20:13In the hood.
00:20:14Well, yeah, where else would you be, huh?
00:20:16Of course you'd be in the hood.
00:20:17Are you a warrior?
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:18Are you down?
00:20:19Yeah!
00:20:19That's what I'm saying.
00:20:20You got to be a warrior to hang out with Puffy.
00:20:23Get out of that shoe.
00:20:24I didn't want this for you.
00:20:25You're too young.
00:20:26Oh, my God, are you bleeding?
00:20:28Afternoon, Jack.
00:20:30Hello, Mary.
00:20:31You busting a move on me, Puffy?
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36That's...
00:20:37That's just a little reflex, you know.
00:20:39You got to be ready when you're in the streets.
00:20:41Wow.
00:20:42You ever kill anybody?
00:20:44Uh, yeah, I probably have.
00:20:47But I don't stick around to see.
00:20:48You know, I'm just tough like that.
00:20:50Are these donuts fresh, Jack?
00:20:52Fresh as usual.
00:20:54Hmm.
00:20:55Are you her?
00:20:56What?
00:20:57The lady with the melons.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00The lady with the grapefruits.
00:21:01Are you her?
00:21:03Hello?
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:13What's going on, cabrón?
00:21:32That was quick.
00:21:33Thanks, Jackie.
00:21:34Maybe I'm going to turn the favor one day.
00:21:35Beautiful.
00:21:36My bad.
00:21:37Hey, you looking for me?
00:21:38What?
00:21:39How are you doing?
00:21:40Yeah, I saw the crate on the back, so I figured you had to be her.
00:21:41What?
00:21:42You know about the crate?
00:21:43What?
00:21:44You know about the crate?
00:21:45I'm going to turn the favor one day.
00:21:48Beautiful.
00:21:50My bad.
00:21:51I.
00:21:52Hey, you looking for me?
00:21:55What?
00:22:02How are you doing?
00:22:07Yeah, I saw the crate on the back, so I figured you had to be her.
00:22:10Do you know about the crate?
00:22:12Yeah, well, he meant it.
00:22:14Whipped cream.
00:22:16Dog food.
00:22:18Shower.
00:22:20Are you sure you want the spring-scented douche?
00:22:23They say fresh and natural beats it all to hell.
00:22:27This is what I sat on the friggin' counter, so this is what I want.
00:22:31You got it.
00:22:32Yes, I can give you half of it now, then I'll give you the rest of it later.
00:22:36Hey, Jack, how about some hot dogs?
00:22:38Hot dogs not done yet.
00:22:41Man, I want to use some donuts.
00:22:43They're done.
00:22:45Rodrigo.
00:22:47Shut up.
00:22:48Well, Rodrigo, that'll be $9.57.
00:22:53Quarters, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it.
00:22:58Oh, uh, nothing.
00:23:01Ah, okay!
00:23:03Nobody move!
00:23:04What?
00:23:05What the hell are you doing in here?
00:23:14Man, I came to get a hot dog.
00:23:15I was hungry.
00:23:15What the hell is here?
00:23:17He's your guy.
00:23:18He ain't my guy.
00:23:19Look, I'm nobody's guy.
00:23:21He knows about the crate.
00:23:22Oh, Jesus, he knows about the crate.
00:23:24Mm-hmm.
00:23:25How do you know about the crate?
00:23:26Was someone telling me the crate?
00:23:28Y'all running grapefruit, huh?
00:23:30Oh, he don't know s***, Rodrigo.
00:23:33Would you stop using names?
00:23:35Is that what I say to you?
00:23:38I said not to use names, right?
00:23:40Is that what I say to you?
00:23:41Or was there some other f***er in the car?
00:23:44I thought you were talking to Trina.
00:23:46It's Sal!
00:23:47Oh, great!
00:23:49Now, everybody got that?
00:23:51I'm Rodrigo.
00:23:53That's Trina over there.
00:23:55And the big mouth is friggin' Sal.
00:23:57Damn salty.
00:23:58I'm sorry, but he knows about the crate.
00:24:00Okay, shut up!
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:03Everybody, hands up!
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:08Salt!
00:24:09See if he's got a weapon under the counter.
00:24:10Come on!
00:24:12Hey, look, I see you got a lot on your mind right now, man.
00:24:14I got somewhere I gotta be.
00:24:16I'm gonna go ahead and give you this to start you off,
00:24:18because I could go here and mind my damn business.
00:24:20You can keep it.
00:24:24What are you doing, huh?
00:24:26Give me the shotgun!
00:24:31What are you doing, huh?
00:24:32He told me to do it!
00:24:33Uh, ma'am, that, uh, that, that shotgun has a hair trigger.
00:24:39What is that?
00:24:40Huh?
00:24:41Hi-ya!
00:24:42Hey!
00:24:43You know who you're foolin' with?
00:24:44This is Puff Daddy!
00:24:46He the man.
00:24:47Uh, uh, chill, little man.
00:24:48This is not the time nor the place to be a warrior, all right?
00:24:51He's hot.
00:24:52It's so hot in here, he's losing it.
00:24:56Puffy is rough, he is tough, and he will kick your ass west side!
00:25:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:25:03You raisin' a friggin' sewer with a mouth like that, huh?
00:25:06Your parents don't teach you nothin'?
00:25:07I got a garment, what the hell are you thinking?
00:25:10Use your head!
00:25:11Son, that gun can put a hollow point through a two-inch steel plate at 50 yards.
00:25:16I knew what he says.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:18Give me what you got in that thing.
00:25:20Come on!
00:25:20Sixteen bucks.
00:25:28I-I-I don't believe this s***!
00:25:30All you got in here is sixteen bucks!
00:25:33Check back after Labor Day.
00:25:35That's our big weekend.
00:25:37Oh, oh.
00:25:38Rodrigo, check it out.
00:25:42Oh my God!
00:25:45Oh my God!
00:25:46We're on Candy's freaking camera!
00:25:49Salt!
00:25:49Whip cream!
00:25:51Take care of it!
00:25:57What are you doing, you idiot!
00:25:58You told me to do it!
00:25:59When I say take care of the camera, piece of abnormality, this is what I mean.
00:26:14He's...
00:26:15He lies.
00:26:17He's just...
00:26:19He's just an idiot, you know?
00:26:22Yes, ma'am.
00:26:23And I try really hard.
00:26:27Chew?
00:26:37Here you go.
00:26:37It's better if you don't swallow it.
00:26:39It's good, isn't it?
00:26:42Let me see the purse.
00:26:45Let me see the purse.
00:26:47Oh, somebody got the jumbo pack.
00:26:59Hey, let's see the ring.
00:27:02Oh, come on, man.
00:27:02Leave a ring alone.
00:27:03Who are you now, huh?
00:27:05Beverly Hills Cop?
00:27:06No, I'm not a Hills Cop.
00:27:07Look, look at it.
00:27:08The ring probably ain't even real anyway.
00:27:10Yes, it is real.
00:27:12Get your work with me.
00:27:13Give me the ring.
00:27:16Okay, fine.
00:27:18It's insured.
00:27:19Yeah, let's go, Rodrigo.
00:27:21Salt!
00:27:21Check out Leatherhead.
00:27:29Come on, empty the pockets.
00:27:31They are empty.
00:27:32He says they're empty.
00:27:33Come on.
00:27:34Salt!
00:27:36I don't trust him, man.
00:27:38Look, bro.
00:27:39Why don't you just minimize all the pain
00:27:41and quit with the antics?
00:27:42Just ask him about the safe.
00:27:46They got a safe?
00:27:47I know they got a safe.
00:27:49Show me the safe.
00:27:50I swear to God,
00:27:52I'll waste them if you don't.
00:27:55Oh, that'll teach me.
00:27:57Okay.
00:27:58How about her?
00:28:00Huh?
00:28:04Come on, man.
00:28:06Be easy with the gun.
00:28:07You see the girl is scared.
00:28:08You never shut up?
00:28:09Is that why your old lady dumped you?
00:28:12Actually, she said he was
00:28:13an egotistical, self-centered jackass.
00:28:16She did not say all that.
00:28:18I'm paraphrasing.
00:28:20I told you, Trina.
00:28:25He had money.
00:28:27I guess I can break that 50 for you now.
00:28:31Huh.
00:28:32You got 50.
00:28:38You want a bag for all that?
00:28:40Yeah, please.
00:28:41Get it, Trina.
00:28:42All right.
00:28:48Shit.
00:28:48The cops.
00:28:49What?
00:28:50Who called the cops?
00:28:52Who called the cops?
00:28:53He did.
00:28:54No, what?
00:28:55Well, yeah, I did call the cops,
00:28:56but my car got jacked.
00:28:57Why the hell did you come in here today?
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00Stick up day.
00:29:01We're going to jail, Rodrigo.
00:29:02Shut up.
00:29:03Nobody's going to jail.
00:29:04We'll get rid of the cops.
00:29:06Just pretend we're in line, all right?
00:29:08Just be cool.
00:29:09Don't try anything,
00:29:10or I put a bullet in his back.
00:29:12Okay?
00:29:13In everybody's back.
00:29:14I have to get out of here.
00:29:15You're not going anywhere.
00:29:17Check out those Doritos over there.
00:29:18Go!
00:29:20Just keep waiting.
00:29:22Hey, kid.
00:29:22What?
00:29:23Play that game some more.
00:29:24Fine.
00:29:25Trina,
00:29:26fix up one of them hot dogs.
00:29:28Hot dogs ain't done yet.
00:29:29Throw the frigging thing in the microwave.
00:29:32Do it, Trina.
00:29:33I can't do it.
00:29:34I can't do it.
00:29:35Just don't look at him.
00:29:36You'll be all right
00:29:37if you don't look at him.
00:29:45Howdy, Jack.
00:29:47So, Bo.
00:30:07Which one of you has got the stolen car?
00:30:12Yeah, uh,
00:30:14you must be Rick.
00:30:15Deputy Beaumont.
00:30:19Wilma told me to tell you,
00:30:20hey.
00:30:22Did she?
00:30:30All right,
00:30:31I got some paperwork
00:30:31if you want to follow me out
00:30:32to the cruiser.
00:30:34Yeah, you know what?
00:30:35I would love to follow you.
00:30:36You know what?
00:30:37You know what?
00:30:37I can't right now.
00:30:38I can't even do it.
00:30:41I got to stay in here
00:30:42back in line
00:30:44where the other people are
00:30:45because they were witnesses.
00:30:47You two together?
00:30:53No.
00:30:55Matter of fact,
00:30:56I don't even know him.
00:30:56How are you doing, man?
00:30:57Mike, Mike Dawson.
00:30:59How are you doing?
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:03Uh-huh, all right.
00:31:04Um, I'll tell you what.
00:31:06I'll go out to the car
00:31:07and I'll get some forms
00:31:09and I'll come back in.
00:31:10We can discuss it however you like.
00:31:12I think he bought it.
00:31:18Yeah, sure.
00:31:19He sees a black man
00:31:20buying douche every day.
00:31:22How in predation
00:31:24can you call him out
00:31:26when he dropped
00:31:27the dead gum ball?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32No, it's a mayor.
00:31:34Rick Beaumont.
00:31:36What is it, Bo?
00:31:42He didn't buy it, Rodrigo.
00:31:44Rodrigo didn't buy it.
00:31:45Shh.
00:31:46What's he doing in there?
00:31:49He's probably wondering
00:31:50why we looking so ridiculous.
00:31:52What am I supposed to be doing?
00:31:54I don't know.
00:31:57Buy something.
00:32:00How am I supposed to pay for it?
00:32:07I still can't break that 50.
00:32:08Would it be anything else?
00:32:16Horace!
00:32:20I got an emergency.
00:32:21You're gonna have to take over
00:32:22as coach.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:25What do I do?
00:32:28Take it easy on him.
00:32:31This is my home phone number.
00:32:33If my girl answers,
00:32:34man, please hang the phone up.
00:32:36All right, all right,
00:32:37Mr. Dawson, that's plenty.
00:32:38I'll go get this on the horn
00:32:39and we'll see what we can't
00:32:41come up with.
00:32:47Mary.
00:32:47Richard.
00:32:48Richard.
00:32:48Love, you know?
00:32:59Why do you have to come up?
00:33:01me?
00:33:01Maria.
00:33:02Let's go.
00:33:06See you tomorrow.
00:33:07Just kidding.
00:33:08Come on!
00:33:22The cops sent us up!
00:33:28AH! Hebrote the whole freaking town!
00:33:33Come on!
00:33:33Let's go! Let's go!
00:33:38Thank you!
00:33:39They miss us!
00:33:44Hey!
00:33:45Let's go!
00:33:46No, no, we can't leave him!
00:33:47We got the money!
00:33:49No!
00:33:50Oh no!
00:33:52Suldiran!
00:33:57So you know what I can assure you will bring!
00:34:04Ah!
00:34:06Ah!
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00:35:23Rednecks are crazy.
00:35:26No s***.
00:35:30Back off!
00:35:34Back off!
00:35:36Or I start throwing out bodies!
00:35:40Somebody get me the book!
00:35:45He's got all the answers.
00:35:48Careful.
00:35:50Here.
00:35:53i need food and coffee asap right i need the blueprints for this store and i need them yesterday
00:36:13yes sir dale go down to the surplus store and see what they've got in the way of tear gas
00:36:23yes sir call chief of police of vegas he's an old fishing buddy might tell him we need to borrow a
00:36:29swat team you got it and will someone kindly find out who's winning the damn ball game
00:36:53beverly hills cop you're coming with me hold on hold on that looks man you don't understand we're both
00:37:00minorities why didn't you shut up your face this ain't exactly the rainbow coalition at you man
00:37:04they're gonna shoot it shut up you're the sheriff oh you know you're turning into one major pain in
00:37:16the ass for me are what the hell did you do to him i didn't do anything to him the hell he didn't
00:37:25he struck out my best hitter with two outs and the base is loaded yeah oh now he's your best hitter
00:37:31oh yeah yeah you ain't worth anything as a hostage what did i tell you i gotta get in line or shoot
00:37:36you well take a number okay listen up you get those hicks over here to move this serious man don't call
00:37:43them hicks while you're in there check and see how many hostages he's got how many guns
00:38:02ready on three
00:38:05no way compadre you guys ain't coming in here with no guns
00:38:10no pants make them take those belts off
00:38:15all right take them all
00:38:21okay now everybody no pants i don't want no surprises that's a surprise nobody comes in here with pants on
00:38:33do it
00:38:40oh no shirts neither
00:38:54do it
00:39:00oh no no uh sheriff i gotta get out of here man look my name is mike dawson my girlfriend's name is ray
00:39:07swanson she was on her way to the airport wait a minute mike dawson are you that boxer
00:39:14no no no that's mike tyson are you sure you look something like him
00:39:19well since then i lost a lot of weight now and i'm a vegetarian eat on man
00:39:23that's mike tyson cool can i say something please hello sheriff hello mary could you let sunny know that i
00:39:38might be a little bit late getting home tonight yes ma'am we'll do it right away go tell sunny what's going
00:39:46on you know where to find him
00:39:53sorry to bother y'all
00:39:57anybody else got some movies to return or something real important all right they are just calm down
00:40:04come on bring it down come on bring it in
00:40:09how'd you
00:40:11what's your curb
00:40:16you got somewhere cold
00:40:18hold it
00:40:18in a freezer take it in back
00:40:23swap teams on its way sheriff
00:40:33and i want to use the cars as a backdrop you're gonna want this
00:40:51Oh man, we got the TV news too.
00:41:05hey i thought that thing was only hooked up to the security camera
00:41:09well i've got to keep up with general hospital
00:41:10this is a live shot from outside a convenience store in north butte the information we have
00:41:16is still sketchy but wait a minute one of the suspects is approaching the door possibly to
00:41:21will you surrender to the police
00:41:32uh
00:41:34uh
00:41:42uh
00:41:44uh
00:41:46uh
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00:43:34Coel Ranch.
00:43:37According to police sources, Mike Tyson,
00:43:40that's right, the former heavyweight boxing champion,
00:43:42is at this moment engaging in the fight of his life
00:43:44inside this convenience store.
00:43:48What can I get you, honey?
00:43:50Uh, just, um, a cup of coffee.
00:43:55You look like you could use something stronger
00:43:57than a cup of coffee.
00:43:59Oh no, I don't drink hard liquor.
00:44:02Now, all right, let me guess.
00:44:04I have dumped you for some young thing
00:44:06with a loose top and a tight bottom.
00:44:09Well, no, actually, it was a car.
00:44:13Sounds like my second husband.
00:44:15Oh, he had a thing for cars?
00:44:19No, he had a thing for prison, movies, and young boys.
00:44:25Oh, heartless, Sam.
00:44:34Sheriff, sheriff, emergency call.
00:44:46Sheriff, now you're gonna have to speak up.
00:44:49Uh, tell Jeremy to keep his benches low.
00:44:54Johnson is a sucker for a low ball.
00:45:02Howard, Alice, what the hell are you two doing here?
00:45:06I understand that you've got Mike Tyson in there.
00:45:10I'd like to tell him that I lost a bundle on that Douglas fight.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:15When you're pulling a potato chip out your ass,
00:45:22it just puts everything in perspective.
00:45:28The Mucai Indians of Peru believe that a near-death experience cleanses the spirit
00:45:34and imparts worldly wisdom otherwise gained only through vast years of intensive struggle.
00:45:43Of course, they also eat bugs in sacrifice.
00:45:51Never eaten a bug.
00:45:55I had a bug.
00:45:56I had a bug.
00:45:56Jack, Jack, come on.
00:46:16Do you mind playing something else, man?
00:46:18Hmm?
00:46:26I think I got it, sheriff.
00:46:28Well, let's give it to him.
00:46:35Wait.
00:46:36I think this is it.
00:46:52Hey.
00:46:56We're going to do this today.
00:47:04There go the dump bars.
00:47:06Yeah!
00:47:13Well, what now, sheriff?
00:47:16We wait.
00:47:19You'd think that cutting the power would have a little more effect at night.
00:47:24That's true.
00:47:27Where the hell is my SWAT team?
00:47:30Where the hell is North Butte?
00:47:41Uh, uh, uh, Big J, J, Money, you, do you mind?
00:47:45I mean, do you know some other songs?
00:47:49I know plenty.
00:47:51Thanks.
00:47:51I like one.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:57Reasons.
00:47:59The reasons that we're here.
00:48:03The reasons that we feel our feelings won't disappear.
00:48:10Oh, come on, Jack.
00:48:12Go with me.
00:48:12And after the love games have been played, all our illusions are just a parade, and all our
00:48:22reasons start to fade.
00:48:24Oh, reasons.
00:48:26Oh, reasons.
00:48:27The reasons that we're here.
00:48:28The reasons that we feel our feelings won't disappear.
00:48:37The reasons that we feel our feelings won't disappear.
00:48:40Oh, you guys are still one of the reasons that we feel our feelings won't disappear.
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00:51:10Oh!
00:51:15You got lying eyes!
00:51:20What the hell are you shooting at it?
00:51:22No, no, no.
00:51:22You want to be a terrorist, huh?
00:51:23Well, you got your chance.
00:51:24Come on.
00:51:25Come on.
00:51:26What are you doing here?
00:51:26We about to negotiate.
00:51:27Come on.
00:51:28OK, brother.
00:51:29OK.
00:51:30Don't do it.
00:51:32Sheriff!
00:51:33Look, I'm sick of this man.
00:51:35I've been robbed, kidnapped, shot at.
00:51:38I could have stayed in Chicago for this
00:51:40And all your trick a happy boss all gas can do
00:51:42Is turning off the air conditioner
00:51:44I'm running out of time
00:51:46What do you want Tyson?
00:51:48Ok
00:51:50He'll release all of the hostages
00:51:52If you provide transportation to the Las Vegas airport by 6
00:51:56What the hell are you talking about?
00:51:58Look you need to get to Mexico right
00:52:00I need to get to red
00:52:02Ok listen up
00:52:04Somebody's going with me
00:52:06Somebody beside him
00:52:08That's humorous
00:52:10Listen he needs to get two plane tickets
00:52:13And we need to get transportation to the Vegas airport by 6
00:52:16And if he don't get all of that
00:52:18If he don't get his demands met
00:52:20Then we all die
00:52:22Yeah
00:52:24Everybody dies
00:52:266 o'clock and I take this and
00:52:28Boom
00:52:30Rains everywhere
00:52:32I'm serious
00:52:34Blood and guts
00:52:35He's just hot
00:52:36It's hot
00:52:37It's real hot
00:52:38It's hot
00:52:39Find out how much all this is going to cost
00:52:41All right
00:52:43All right
00:52:44Come on
00:52:45Here
00:52:47Here
00:52:48Sure
00:52:57Look man
00:52:58This is our first trip together
00:53:00You know what I didn't realize
00:53:01I didn't realize that she had never been on a plane before right
00:53:04So I said I sit there with her and I said look order whatever you want
00:53:07She looks up and sees the flight attendant button with the little speaker by her so she goes
00:53:11Boom
00:53:13Could I get a diet coke?
00:53:16Right
00:53:17So everybody starts laughing you know
00:53:18But I'm like hey don't let off the hook
00:53:20So she sits there a little longer right
00:53:22Diet coke ain't came so she goes
00:53:24These people
00:53:25Boom
00:53:26I said could I get a diet coke please
00:53:29And it was just hilarious man you know it was just so innocent like
00:53:32Why were they laughing?
00:53:33I'm not even wasting my time
00:53:37That's my little ray man
00:53:39Little ray of sunshine
00:53:41That's really pretty where is that?
00:53:43It's Mexico
00:53:44Yeah
00:53:45It's Topolo Bampo
00:53:47Damn brother
00:53:48You're traveling man
00:53:49No I was born there
00:53:50How do you say it?
00:53:51Topolo Bampo
00:53:52Never heard of it
00:53:53It's a small port city twenty miles south of the city
00:53:55It's a small port city twenty miles south of the city
00:53:58It's known for its temperate climate and guava bean exports
00:54:02Oh really?
00:54:04Yeah
00:54:05Oh
00:54:06See right here we don't even see each other for a couple of weeks
00:54:09We hadn't even known each other that long you know
00:54:11Oh
00:54:12I'm telling you Gloria we were like
00:54:14We were like the perfect fit
00:54:16The first night of the city
00:54:18I'm telling you Gloria we were like
00:54:21We were like the perfect fit
00:54:23The first night of the city
00:54:25We were like the perfect fit
00:54:27The first night we were together man
00:54:29Oh man Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
00:54:32We could just talk for hours and hours about everything
00:54:36She would talk for hours about nothing
00:54:43But I didn't mind listening
00:54:44Hello in there
00:54:46We've got ourselves a little bit of a problem out here
00:54:50Michael come on
00:54:52Uh
00:54:58What problem?
00:55:00Well
00:55:01What with the cost of putting up the new scoreboard and fiscal cut max
00:55:06The mayor says that there's no way that we can charter a plane
00:55:11We can send you on a bus though
00:55:14It goes down through Nogales and Yuma
00:55:17It's a lot of pretty scenery down there
00:55:20How about first class seats?
00:55:23It's a damn bus
00:55:25I guess we could put you closer to the crapper or something
00:55:29What about dinner?
00:55:31Um
00:55:32Is there a meal?
00:55:34You got a brochure here Sheriff
00:55:40Um
00:55:41A delicious portion of mesquite roasted long hard steak smothered in a colorful vegetable melody
00:55:55Baked potato or rice peel
00:55:59Boy that sounds good
00:56:01Okay
00:56:03Okay
00:56:04I'll go
00:56:05That's cool
00:56:06Okay Tyson you got a deal
00:56:08We got a deal
00:56:10Agreed
00:56:11Wait
00:56:12Hey
00:56:13Wait
00:56:14One more thing
00:56:16I need a dozen roses
00:56:18Do not make that two dozen roses sent to the Vegas airport right now
00:56:22Find out how much that's gonna cost
00:56:27So why come in here and steal a convenience store?
00:56:33There ain't no money in there why don't you go to like a bank or something more lucrative
00:56:37Oh yeah
00:56:38Like I'm very good at this
00:56:39Well you could fool me
00:56:41Well you coming here and you're waving your gun and shit Billy Badass
00:56:45Okay nobody move
00:56:46I thought you were doing it
00:56:49Really?
00:56:50Yeah
00:56:51Yeah
00:56:52Yeah
00:56:53This is my first time
00:56:54No
00:56:55Get out
00:56:56You st-
00:56:57Man
00:56:58You on your way
00:56:59How much does this tear gas cost?
00:57:01No we're short of freight
00:57:02Good job Dale
00:57:07Here Dale's back
00:57:21Get in tear gas?
00:57:22Well
00:57:23Sorta
00:57:25Sorta?
00:57:26Clue
00:57:27Good buddy
00:57:28Got an important job
00:57:29Important
00:57:30Me and you baby drink
00:57:31What the hell does that mean?
00:57:32Sorta
00:57:33That's a nice gun Dale
00:57:38Looks mighty powerful
00:57:40Clue
00:57:43Sheriff's orders
00:57:44Clue
00:57:46How's it coming?
00:57:47What's that sheriff?
00:57:48What is your status?
00:57:50The fuse is lit
00:57:52I repeat
00:57:54The fuse has been lit
00:57:56How long is this gonna take?
00:57:59Well I really have no idea
00:58:02Where the hell is my SWAT team?
00:58:05You ordered the burrito with extra cheese
00:58:10What's your day job?
00:58:12I don't know what you really do
00:58:13What did you do before this?
00:58:14Migrant work
00:58:15What?
00:58:16Migrant work
00:58:17Migrant work
00:58:18Migrant work
00:58:19Really?
00:58:20No I'm president of Disneyland
00:58:22What do you think?
00:58:23Things weren't going that way in Mexico
00:58:27SW
00:58:28Me and my old man
00:58:30Come over here
00:58:31Hooked up with a couple of harvesting companies
00:58:34Bent over ten hours a day for two bucks an hour
00:58:39You just work and work and work and work and
00:58:45Then you die
00:58:49Then you die
00:58:52Oh
00:58:53Oh
00:58:55Oh
00:58:56Right
00:59:05What did you pick?
00:59:08Squash
00:59:11Beets
00:59:13Beets?
00:59:15Strawberries
00:59:16Strawberries
00:59:19Melons
00:59:20Melons
00:59:21Oh yeah
00:59:23Melons
00:59:26I'm way heavier
00:59:38Why?
00:59:49Go
00:59:50Go
00:59:51Go
00:59:52Go
00:59:53Go
00:59:54Go
00:59:55Go
00:59:56Go
00:59:57Go
00:59:58Go
00:59:59Go
01:00:00Come on
01:00:01Stand aside civilian
01:00:02Go
01:00:03Go
01:00:04It's about good god damn time
01:00:07Sheriff Peck
01:00:08Your order is my order, sir
01:00:10Give him what he need Bo
01:00:12What do you need Bo
01:00:13What do you need?
01:00:14What do you need?
01:00:15Sonny
01:00:16Mary
01:00:17Mary
01:00:18No no no no no no no no
01:00:19Don't do anything this
01:00:20Please
01:00:21Hi Sonny
01:00:23Hey Mary
01:00:25Mary
01:00:25Mary
01:00:26Mary
01:00:27No no no no no no no
01:00:28Don't do anything this
01:00:29Please
01:00:30I'm smiling again
01:00:31Mhm
01:00:33Hi Sonny
01:00:35I'm smiling again
01:00:37I'm smiling
01:00:39Got a little bit of situation here Sonny so make it short okay?
01:00:43Alright
01:00:44That?
01:00:46How are you, Mary?
01:00:50Are you treating yourself well?
01:00:53Are you doing well? Where are you, son?
01:00:57Are you treating yourself well?
01:00:59Are you treating yourself well?
01:01:02But Clute turned around for a long time.
01:01:04No, Mary?
01:01:05Are you treating yourself well? Are you treating yourself well?
01:01:08You're trying well, Mary!
01:01:11Are you treating yourself well?
01:01:11Are you treating yourself well?
01:01:14Where was Sonny when you found him?
01:01:15Now, you just wait just a second, darling, okay?
01:01:17I know where you were, Sonny.
01:01:19What, you think I'm the only person in the whole damn town who don't know?
01:01:26Shh, shh, shh, shh, turn that down.
01:01:30Sweetie, this is all over private, don't you think?
01:01:33Don't you even want to know why I make you wear them rubbers even though I'm on the bill?
01:01:37Oh, I don't know.
01:01:39Huh?
01:01:39I don't know.
01:01:40You said that you wanted to keep the real feeling special for our wedding.
01:01:48Oh, grow up, Sonny.
01:01:50I did it because, because I know that you're screwing Pamela Ridgeway and I didn't want to touch something.
01:01:57Now, Mary, you just shut up.
01:02:00Hey!
01:02:00You hear me?
01:02:01Hey, don't talk to her like that.
01:02:03Hey, this ain't your fight, boy.
01:02:05Hey, don't you yell at him!
01:02:06Here, here, here.
01:02:13Yeah, really?
01:02:14Oh, what?
01:02:16Oh!
01:02:18What?!
01:02:21What?
01:02:21Good for the goose goose.
01:02:22You know what, Sonny?
01:02:26Well, I'm going to Mexico.
01:02:28Bye.
01:02:34I think we should leave, Sonny.
01:02:56What do you like about this bank?
01:03:00Oh man!
01:03:04And do you know that he told me he would pay me $700 for this bank?
01:03:10I found a reciprocal, which was like 40 dollars
01:03:12in one of those...
01:03:13...television shopping channels, you know?
01:03:21Do you have any of those television shopping channels in Mexico?
01:03:24No, because... because I have nothing to wear.
01:03:28Where we live, we don't have a TV.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:32But my grandparents have.
01:03:35Do you have a general hospital? Because I love hospitals.
01:03:39We have an animal hospital. Do you need one?
01:03:43What is your order, sir?
01:03:45What is your physician?
01:03:47Sheriff, looks like the team is here.
01:03:54What's happening?
01:03:58What's happening?
01:03:59Just waiting for your order, sir.
01:04:01No!
01:04:02No!
01:04:03No!
01:04:05No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:08No!
01:04:09No!
01:04:10No la la la la, la la!
01:04:12No!
01:04:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:04:17Sir, yes just take that shot?
01:04:22Subscribe to the channel!
01:04:52Oh, just one? Things are looking up.
01:04:54Do you know Lola Glaspie?
01:04:56Yeah, the town treasurer. What about her?
01:04:58Well, you remember last year, there was a big deal about her winning the trip to France.
01:05:03Mm-hmm.
01:05:04Well, she didn't exactly win the trip.
01:05:06They got her down at the mayor's office now confessing up a storm.
01:05:12How much we got?
01:05:15Well, we don't have enough for the charter and two dozen roses.
01:05:18Give it to me straight, Bo.
01:05:19Well, we can rent a tour bus for about an hour.
01:05:23What about the flowers?
01:05:25Well, there was a funeral down in Vegas.
01:05:29And they got an FTD pick-me-up bouquet left over when they said we could have it for half price.
01:05:36I guess that'll have to do.
01:05:38I told you kids to get out in there.
01:05:40Get them kids down.
01:05:42Sheriff!
01:05:44Get down, you piece of s**t!
01:05:48I've been straight with you.
01:05:51I ain't heard nobody in there.
01:05:54And you sent this a**hole to mess with me!
01:05:56Just take it easy. We made a mistake.
01:05:59You're damn right you made a mistake.
01:06:01You get back inside, Mike.
01:06:02Hold on.
01:06:02What are you coming at him like this for?
01:06:04You're gonna mess around and get everybody in here killed.
01:06:06The bus is on its way right now.
01:06:12Get the hell outta here.
01:06:16Just take it easy, son.
01:06:20Hand your f*****g son!
01:06:24There's a body in there, sir.
01:06:27This is getting good.
01:06:30Let it go. Come on.
01:06:32Let it go.
01:06:32Let it go.
01:06:32Get the hell away from him.
01:06:56Get the hell away from him!
01:07:00Mary.
01:07:01It's not coming.
01:07:26Now, trust me, honey.
01:07:27They always come.
01:07:29Excuse me.
01:07:30I'm looking for someone named Rachel, who's flying to Chicago.
01:07:34That's me.
01:07:37Pretty.
01:07:38Where are they from?
01:07:40There's a card.
01:07:43Let me see.
01:07:43What's it say?
01:07:44Let me see.
01:07:45SW.
01:07:46Our deepest sympathy on the loss of your loved one.
01:07:50Mike Tyson.
01:07:51Answer the phone.
01:08:06Answer the phone.
01:08:12Hello?
01:08:12Hello?
01:08:13Um, yes, he is.
01:08:18It's for you.
01:08:21Is it right?
01:08:22Mm-mm.
01:08:23It's your father.
01:08:25My father?
01:08:25Mm-hmm.
01:08:27Girl, my father is dead.
01:08:30Hello?
01:08:31Deputy bomber.
01:08:32Oh, hey, oh, Dad.
01:08:34Hey, Daddy.
01:08:35Girl, when you said father, I thought you meant my priest.
01:08:38Yeah, my priest is dead.
01:08:39God bless him.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:45I know you can't talk freely in there.
01:08:48When I ask you a question, I want you to say,
01:08:51the weather is fine if the answer is yes.
01:08:56If the answer is no, I want you to say it looks like rain.
01:09:01You understand?
01:09:03Mm-hmm.
01:09:03Oh, yeah.
01:09:04You know what?
01:09:05As a matter of fact, the sun just popped out.
01:09:09Okay.
01:09:10Here's the deal.
01:09:11We want you to help us take him down.
01:09:15Are you willing to play ball?
01:09:17Uh, actually, it's starting to look like rain.
01:09:21Now, you do your part.
01:09:26And we'll make sure that plane stays on the ground.
01:09:29We got a deal?
01:09:32The weather is nice.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:39Here's what I want you to do.
01:09:42You get him to release everybody else.
01:09:44And then I want you to walk out there with him.
01:09:47Now, you keep your eyes on the sheriff.
01:09:48Because he's going to ask you to swing away.
01:09:50Hand across the hat, and then across the chest.
01:09:53And then when you see him do that, I want you to hit the dirt.
01:09:56And we'll take care of the rest.
01:09:58You got that?
01:10:00Okay.
01:10:01Well, okay, I'll tell you what, Dad.
01:10:02I'll holler.
01:10:04All right.
01:10:05Okay.
01:10:06Bye-bye.
01:10:06Uh, yeah, that's my dad.
01:10:12He's an old, retired, uh, weatherman.
01:10:14Oh.
01:10:19I want you to take him out in the first shot, Bo.
01:10:23Let's get those kids out of here.
01:10:25Yes, sir.
01:10:28Well, I'll be damned.
01:10:31Hello in there.
01:10:39We got the boss out here.
01:10:40It's time for you to live up to your end of the deal.
01:10:45Let's do it.
01:10:49Let's clear these civilians out of here.
01:10:51Yes, sir.
01:10:52All right, folks, I need you all to move back.
01:10:54Let's move back behind the car.
01:10:56Come on, move it.
01:10:56We're on safety.
01:10:57Come on, move it.
01:10:58Let's go.
01:10:59What's going on, Eli?
01:11:01Just a precautionary measure.
01:11:04You want us to move?
01:11:06Hold on.
01:11:07No, you're fine right there.
01:11:17Clarence, that's the one you're going to pay for.
01:11:20This is yours.
01:11:22Nice.
01:11:30For God's sake, James, get that.
01:11:33It's 116 in the shade.
01:11:39Quick, quick.
01:11:41No guns!
01:11:48Turn it, put it down.
01:11:50It's all right, Mary.
01:12:03It's going to be all right.
01:12:07Are you okay?
01:12:08No, she's not okay.
01:12:09She doesn't like being around the killer.
01:12:11I didn't kill anybody.
01:12:13Then what about the dead body in the crate?
01:12:14What about the what?
01:12:15The body.
01:12:16The body in the crate.
01:12:20It's my father.
01:12:21I'm trying to take him back to Mexico.
01:12:31Don't stop moving.
01:12:32Don't stop moving.
01:12:40Mary!
01:12:40Drop your weapon!
01:12:43Drop it!
01:12:44No, no, no, no, no!
01:12:45Drop your gun around by him!
01:12:46I'm going to go by to Mexico.
01:12:47Drop your gun!
01:12:48Drop it down!
01:12:51Hold on.
01:12:51Wait a minute.
01:12:52Sheriff!
01:12:52Move out of the way, Tyson.
01:12:53Sheriff, he's not a killer.
01:12:54If you want us to hold that damn plane, you will move your ass out of the way right now.
01:12:58What's going on, Michael?
01:13:00Man, they tried to get me to set you up.
01:13:02He did a pretty good job.
01:13:06Kate, leave him alone!
01:13:11Oh, hell.
01:13:12Mary, you drop that weapon and back away from him!
01:13:14He's got a dead body in there!
01:13:15I know.
01:13:17It's his father, and he's trying to take him home!
01:13:22Well, that doesn't seem to make a big difference.
01:13:25He's under arrest anyway.
01:13:27Oh, come on, Sheriff.
01:13:27For what charge?
01:13:28Well, for attempted murder for that shot he took at you.
01:13:31Well, look, if you charge him with attempted murder, then you've got to charge him with
01:13:36attempted murder, too, with his Barney five-
01:13:37Luke, you are a moron at your table.
01:13:40Uh, all right, men.
01:13:41Put away your weapons.
01:13:52What is it you want, Tyson?
01:13:55I want what you promised.
01:13:56First of all, I need to get this guy to Mexico so he can take care of his father.
01:14:00We can't do that.
01:14:01We don't have enough money.
01:14:03You don't have enough money?
01:14:04What are you talking about?
01:14:05Look at all these tax-paying citizens around here.
01:14:08You got some money in here.
01:14:09Come on, don't b**** with me.
01:14:11Town's broke.
01:14:13We are not.
01:14:1750.
01:14:19Oh, come on, Tyson.
01:14:21Don't do this.
01:14:21That's 50.
01:14:22That's a start.
01:14:23Anyone else?
01:14:24Huh?
01:14:35You're mad.
01:14:36Give me something.
01:14:36Good boy, Rusty.
01:14:38There we go.
01:14:40Anyone else?
01:14:41I got 50.
01:14:4150 and the 50 and the 5 and the 50.
01:14:44Well, this has been about as good as going until matinee.
01:14:48There we go.
01:14:49Thank you, Mr. Bojangles.
01:14:51This definitely qualifies as my rainy day.
01:14:54Yeah, Jack had the money in his shoe.
01:14:56Look out.
01:14:56Now, everybody, please, quickly.
01:14:58Thank you, people.
01:14:58Come, children.
01:14:59Oh, look at these happy, giving faces.
01:15:02Come on down.
01:15:02Come here to feel the love.
01:15:04Yes, I'm liking that.
01:15:07Sheriff, all I need is one more favor.
01:15:10I need to get a ride to that airport.
01:15:20Won't do you any good.
01:15:26We didn't hold the plane.
01:15:29So you just straight up lie.
01:15:32It's in the book.
01:15:34Is that you?
01:15:41Yeah.
01:15:43She's not coming.
01:15:45I'm sorry, honey.
01:15:47Yeah, it's okay.
01:15:49Thanks, Gloria.
01:15:50Bye-bye, baby.
01:15:51Oh, here, now, don't forget your flowers.
01:15:53Here you go.
01:15:54Thanks.
01:15:55I'll see you.
01:15:57Bye-bye.
01:15:57Bye.
01:16:04Good luck to you, son.
01:16:05Thanks to all.
01:16:08I think I heard you win.
01:16:09Hey, don't worry about it, man.
01:16:10Hey, I'm really sorry about your girlfriend and all.
01:16:13She probably wouldn't take me back right now anyway.
01:16:15Well, then she'd be a fool.
01:16:17You think?
01:16:17Mm-hmm.
01:16:18Oh, little love.
01:16:21Watch this one.
01:16:21Watch this.
01:16:22Okay, if you're ever in Mexico.
01:16:25Well, if you're ever in Chicago robbing a convenience store,
01:16:28I hope they pop a cap in your ass.
01:16:31Michael.
01:16:34What's going on?
01:16:36I've just had one hell of an unlucky day, man.
01:16:42Once upon a time, there was a wise warrior in a tribe who found a horse.
01:16:48And everybody said what a lucky man he was.
01:16:52Then one day, the horse threw him, and he broke his leg.
01:16:54And everyone said what an unlucky man he was.
01:16:58Then there was a great battle.
01:17:01All of the young men died except the wise warrior who couldn't go because he had a broken leg.
01:17:11Deep.
01:17:12Hmm?
01:17:13Deep as usual, strange as hell.
01:17:16But deep.
01:17:18Get on out of here, man.
01:17:24Hey, Michael.
01:17:27Yeah?
01:17:28Did I mention I knew a girl in Topolobombo once?
01:17:31Yee-haw!
01:17:32Ah!
01:17:32Ah!
01:17:34Ah!
01:17:35Ah!
01:17:35Ah!
01:17:36Ah!
01:17:37Ah!
01:17:38Ah!
01:17:39Ah!
01:17:40Ah!
01:17:41Ah!
01:17:42Ah!
01:17:43Ah!
01:17:44Ah!
01:17:45Ah!
01:17:46Ah!
01:17:47Ah!
01:17:48Ah!
01:17:49Ah!
01:17:50Ah!
01:17:51Ah!
01:17:52Ah!
01:17:53Ah!
01:17:54Ah!
01:17:54Ah!
01:18:02Right.
01:18:02Sorry about your story, Jack.
01:18:06Thanks, Michael.
01:18:19Please come again.
01:18:23Hey.
01:18:23Thank you!
01:18:53Thank you!
01:18:55Thank you!
01:18:57Thank you!
01:18:59Thank you!
01:19:01Thank you!
01:19:03Hey, Michael!
01:19:05This may be your lucky day after all!
01:19:07Maybe I can make it still.
01:19:09Wow!
01:19:11Thank you!
01:19:13Thank you!
01:19:15Thank you!
01:19:17Thank you!
01:19:19Thank you!
01:19:21Wow!
01:19:23Thanks, you're my ride!
01:19:25We only got ten minutes.
01:19:27Yeah, we could still make it.
01:19:29Are you sure?
01:19:30Yeah, just a short flight over the canyon.
01:19:32Condom with glasses.
01:19:33All right.
01:19:34Wait, you got that 35 bucks?
01:19:36At least half eight.
01:19:38Come on, please.
01:19:39This cannot be happening to me.
01:19:46Consider that alone, Tyson.
01:19:51Yes, yes.
01:19:53The end.
01:19:55Thanks, man.
01:19:58I'm a little on the money.
01:19:59Yes, yes.
01:20:00I'm going to stop by.
01:20:07Sara!
01:20:11When did you finish high school?
01:20:13Why do you have high school?
01:20:16Subscribe to the channel!
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01:21:21Did you see the excitement on the TV today?
01:21:24It was like cops without the commercials.
01:21:26You're not kidding.
01:21:27Early an hour, glued to the set.
01:21:29When they came out of there in their underwear,
01:21:31I had to take a pill.
01:21:33But how they could mistake that skinny guy
01:21:34for Mike Tyson, I'll never know.
01:21:47You give me the other half way now, okay?
01:21:51Okay?
01:21:54Ray!
01:21:54Ray!
01:21:55Has anyone seen a black lady?
01:21:59The North Butte Sheriff's Department,
01:22:01shown here bombarding the convenience store,
01:22:03issued an apology.
01:22:04Provided transportation to Mexico
01:22:06for one of the businessmen.
01:22:07Hey, Tyson!
01:22:19Ray!
01:22:19No!
01:22:20No!
01:22:21Honey!
01:22:22No!
01:22:23You waited for me.
01:22:24Oh, I knew you'd be late.
01:22:25Are you ever on time?
01:22:26What?
01:22:27Oh my goodness!
01:22:32Let's go home.
01:22:38Oh, hi!
01:22:40No, you waited for me.
01:22:41Oh, I knew you'd be late.
01:22:43Are you ever on time?
01:22:46Let's go home...
01:22:47I'm sorry.
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