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mamuniqbal1981
  • 4 weeks ago
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00:00Sir, you want me to kill me?
00:06Listen.
00:10Baby, I paid more than anything.
00:12This is why she took me wrong.
00:14I'm sorry, baby.
00:18Don't leave her, sir.
00:19I'll be with you.
00:21Don't leave her.
00:22Your job is gone, son.
00:25At night, she loves girls.
00:26She doesn't come to you.
00:28I'll show you, I'll show you.
00:31Sir, you can't do it online.
00:32Sir, the bouncer came out of me.
00:36You made my boss...
00:37Sorry, sir.
00:39You made my boss with me?
00:41How do you think of me?
00:43It's a lot of frustration, bro.
00:44Frustration means?
00:46I mean, I've got a lot of trouble.
00:50If there's no frustration, then what will happen, bro?
00:53My fault is my fault that you took me like a turkey.
00:58I'm so sorry.
00:59I'm sorry.
01:00I'm so sorry.
01:01I'm so sorry.
01:02I can't stop.
01:03Sorry, sir.
01:04I was practicing.
01:06Give me one last question.
01:08Like, Sikandar has lost his own knowledge.
01:11Don't worry.
01:12I'm so sorry, he's on Facebook.
01:13You've got a friend and call me for our knowledge.
01:14You're asking me for money?
01:16I'm not a friend, bro.
01:17I'm a friend.
01:18I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:19You're so sorry, bro.
01:21Do you have any friend?
01:22Yes, bro.
01:23I'm so sorry.
01:24I'm so sorry.
01:25I'm sorry.
01:26I amma, abba, jharao wali, kaam wali, dhudh wali.
01:37Tere phone me sirf pachi naam hai?
01:39Do or naam hai na bro?
01:40Sabzi wali wali wali istri wali ka.
01:42Tu woh sabun hai, jonaatevakt haad se phrisal jata hai.
01:45Yahaan mila hai, upar mat milna.
01:46Papre, tujse dhostana nahi karna.
01:48Tu khatmal hai.
01:49Chara be.
01:50Aarau sir, chai manga lo.
01:51Aaj ka yuva bharbadi ki taraf ja raha hai.
01:54Raad bhar, daru pina.
01:56Phir chhele khani karate, pakadhe jana.
01:58TV5 ki special report, awara aladukom par.
02:01Follow me.
02:05Yehi haan?
02:06Aare, camera bann kero.
02:10Peer se?
02:12Almost, pade gai thi ya uncle.
02:14Oye, maynne apni media ki phechan ka istabal,
02:18khud ko bachanen se zahada,
02:19tujhe musibat se bachanee ke liye kiya hai.
02:20Please uncle, kuch kije na.
02:22Please, please, please.
02:23Phik hai.
02:25Kaam thudha teda hai.
02:26Isilie ek teda aadmi ko phone karna hooga.
02:28Ya, akri moka hai.
02:29Aan bol, J.P.
02:40Aadheva,
02:41taklif ke liye maaf karna.
02:44Mere ek rishitidara ko galat vahim ni ki wajze se maadha par polis ni giraftar kiya hai.
02:48Voh bheed saak par uski bheezat hi kar raha hai.
02:50Agar tom huns se baat karke.
02:51Thu meera klasment hai, isilie ye kama kar raha ho.
02:55Aanda madad ki bheek mat maag na.
02:58Subah usse meere 7BHK ka bangli pe lya.
03:04Naam kya hai raha?
03:06Bhishma.
03:08Bhishma nahi.
03:10Bhishma, sir, board.
03:11Lekin, khud aapne naam ke aagay, sir, kaisa laga ho?
03:14Bhishma, bheed, woh chate hai, tum unhihi, sir.
03:20Oh, achha.
03:22Hey, Jumur.
03:25Karda gya tu?
03:27Mings bana ta hou, sir.
03:28Matlab?
03:29Matlab,
03:30Hyderabad, Sikandrabad, Nizamabad, Singles Life, Zindabad,
03:33aisei posters bana kar, social media par daalta ho.
03:36Aap ko pata hai,
03:37Best Mings Creator ka award gier maizu ka hai, mocha.
03:39Aber,
03:39ye toh aisei phuda kya bohra hai,
03:41jiasa iisei parambeer chakra mila.
03:44Kal aapne uçool toڑ kar,
03:46jisko mai nai chudha ya,
03:47ye sardela ho hai?
03:48Na rasal, ye bhe kasur tha.
03:50Ye mait taik karun ga.
03:52Isai ek mahinay ke liye,
03:53meray polis station mein hazri lagani padegi.
03:56Discipline,
03:57responsibility,
03:59khud bha khud sik chayega.
04:01Eek mahinah, bhoat hai, kuch kiije.
04:03Eek mahinah toh ziadha hai, kuch discount.
04:04Jepi,
04:07mai bhi wanted ke Salman ki tara hou.
04:09Commitment ho chuki.
04:14Ussi pata chal gaya,
04:23voh mera bêta hai,
04:23toh encounter kar dega.
04:25Tabhi toh,
04:25mene usse aapna rishthidhar bata ya.
04:27Jo bhi ho,
04:28mene chata ki mera bêta dewa ke paas jaye.
04:31Alo,
04:32usne koye option nahi diya hai,
04:33order diya hai.
04:34Agar kal isse humne vohan nahi bheja na,
04:36toh woh mera bheja nga counter kar dega.
04:38Lagha tha,
04:39woh usse sir warning dhe ke chowd dhega,
04:41par usne to naukriye te di.
04:42Hmm.
04:51Aray,
04:52bèđo, bèđo.
04:53ACP saap nne milne bulaa tha,
04:55kahaan jana hai?
04:55Kahi jane ki zharuat ni hai,
04:56woh tere pichhe hi khadu hai.
04:57Sosial media pere bade video bana ta hai.
05:03Aap police station mein,
05:05tum log iske film utarou.
05:08Nine to four.
05:09Isse sir bina dudhuali chai dhe na.
05:11Jee sir.
05:13Kya jee sir?
05:14Mujse table saaf karvao ge?
05:16Phele dien tere ko itna mushkal kama thodhi na denge re.
05:20Kya kaha?
05:21Jaya ke bhare glaas ko bieech mein pakadega,
05:29to tera haat nye jalega?
05:31Aave!
05:33Sir, aapne saai ka hata sir.
05:36Bohut chal raha hai gya?
05:37Chala pad gya hooga.
05:38Duryodhan,
05:48Dushyasan,
05:49Dharmaraj,
05:50Krishnakanaya,
05:51Shani,
05:51Shakuni.
05:52Hemare puraano mein kitnä saare naam hai.
05:53Lekin meera naam os brahmachari bheishmaa par rakh diya.
05:56Isse wajah se,
05:57mujhe koji ladki hi nahi milti.
06:00Zaraa apnei adat e badal.
06:02Aisse rehega,
06:02to koon si ladki tujhi bhaao deegi?
06:04Kya gami hai?
06:04Teree padhai kub ki khatam ho gae?
06:08Lekin naufi ki chinta nahi hai.
06:09Agar aise hi chata?
06:10Baskar,
06:11meri piyari maa,
06:11Teree behaas sunnye se accha
06:12station mein ja ke dant kha lu.
06:14Tu ye kha le.
06:16Pata nahi aaj kaisa torcher karengue.
06:18Sir ka driver,
06:194 din ki shukti par hai.
06:27Alo.
06:32Aydrabad ke chokre bhegad te ja raha hai.
06:34Jee toh karta hai,
06:35barat pe lita ke inki tura hai karo.
06:38Kishi me kuch kar dikhanne ka
06:40jasbai nahi.
06:41Teree tarah.
06:44Abai daat kyu dikha raha hai?
06:46Teree kuga meh jookar nazer á raha ho?
06:48Sir,
06:49agar kuch dost milkar
06:50musti mazak kar bhi rahi ho,
06:51to iska matlab ye nahi ki
06:52voh mawali hai
06:53jah awara hai.
06:54Kal vohi log kis mukauon par honge
06:56ya hume nahi pata.
07:00Aaj nukkad par paan biechnä vala
07:01insaan bhi
07:02CM ban sakta hai.
07:03Hmm.
07:04Kitnye bhi dialogue suna.
07:06Teree bare meh meri rai nai baddeegi.
07:08Rai hi to hai sir.
07:09Vok ke saath saath
07:10voh bhi badal jayegi.
07:11Subhah 9 baje ki skool ki ghenti
07:13bachy ko basan nahi aati.
07:14Lekin vohi ghenti shan ko baje
07:15toh achsi lagtii hai.
07:17Aawaz vohi hootii hai.
07:18Bas bachyo ki rai badal jatii hai.
07:19Thik hai.
07:24Mujhe jim khane meh chhođ de
07:26ar sida thane nikal.
07:27Toh kis sir?
07:28Tanehae tanehae.
07:33Tanehae tanehae.
07:37I'm not getting a girl yet, but I'm not getting a song in my mouth.
07:44What are you doing? You're so smart.
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