00:00Hey universe, here it is. My first ever video journal. I, Tucker G. James, have moved to LA.
00:09Hey dad!
00:10Is it true?
00:11Is what true?
00:12Cut the crap, Tucker.
00:14Did you move to Los Angeles?
00:15No.
00:16Hollywood sign. Hollywood sign!
00:17No, no, no, no! You can't. You don't. You have to license that. They're gonna sue the shit out of you.
00:21Why did you do it, Tucker?
00:22It's like Buddha said. Live like the turtle with your home on your back.
00:26That's not what that means at all. You are sounding very wound.
00:29My family is not something that I can control.
00:32As humans, we have to take the parts of us that make us people.
00:36Just, just an intimate, unedited truth.
00:41Unedited.
00:42Snip, snip, snip.
00:43Cutting room floor.
00:44Your walking, living Instagram post is that thing.
00:47Instagram, Twitter, no.
00:48The nature of the beast.
00:49I'm just really in tune with the vibrational energy of the universe.
00:52I am too.
00:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need passion! Sparks, okay?
00:58I need your help.
00:59Jesus, you're doing porn now? It's gotten that bad?
01:02It's not porn. It's a legit movie.
01:05Val Cherish.
01:07Stop! Oh my God, are you serious?
01:09I'm gonna be a fucking movie star.
01:12What?
01:13DMZ, they're on me. They're on me!
01:16They're on me!
01:17They're on me!
01:18He's fucking my boyfriend!
01:19No, no, no!
01:20Shitty people do shitty things to you.
01:22Jamestown Massacre.
01:24My favorite.
01:26Ouch.
01:27Nixon was the one.
01:28Cut. Tucker J. James is the Antichrist.
01:31You're right.
01:32He is the spawn of Satan.
01:33Okay, I'm just gonna have to cut this out later.
01:35This isn't a movie. It's your life.
01:38Tucker, you're here to tell a story.
01:40So tell the story of your life.
01:42Namaste.
01:53And we have to know, you know, what beliefs we subscribe to.
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