00:00When Jason was at the table, I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl.
00:11Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
00:14Because he was totally texting me all night last night, and I don't know if it's a booty call or not.
00:18So, like, what do you think?
00:20Did you think that girl was pretty?
00:22How did that girl even get in here?
00:24Do you see her?
00:25She's so short, and that dress is so tacky.
00:27Who wears cheetah?
00:28It's not even summer.
00:30Why did the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
00:32After you get out of the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
00:34I really need one.
00:35But first, let me take a selfie.
00:51Let me take a selfie.
00:58Can you guys help me pick a filter?
01:09I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia.
01:11I want to look tan.
01:12What should my caption be?
01:13I want it to be clever.
01:15How about living with my bitches?
01:17Hashtag live.
01:17I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes.
01:20Do you think I should take it down?
01:21Let me take another selfie.
01:22Let me take a selfie.
01:37I want you to see a music video.
01:39We have to be in the chase.
01:40Let me take a selfie.
01:41Let me take a selfie.
01:43Wait, pause.
02:00Jason just liked my selfie.
02:01What a creep.
02:02Is that guy sleeping over there?
02:04Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on?
02:06That's so ratchet.
02:07That girl is such a fake model.
02:09She definitely bought all her Instagram followers.
02:12Who goes out on Mondays?
02:13Okay, let's go take some shots.
02:16Oh, no.
02:16Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
02:18Oh, wait.
02:19Never mind.
02:19I'm fine.
02:20Let's go dance.
02:21There's no vodka at this table.
02:23Do you know anyone else here?
02:24Oh, my God.
02:24Jason just texted me.
02:26Should I go home with him?
02:27I guess I took a good selfie.
02:28Let me take a selfie
02:36Let me take a selfie
02:43Let me take a selfie
02:58Let me take a selfie
03:13Let me take a selfie
03:43Let me take a selfie
