00:00I am that uncle, I am that bro, I am that friend that everybody wants at their barbecue, unlike you.
00:13Okay, Rose Luis Guzman.
00:17Luis Guzman looks like he's been typecast as a guy who's definitely seen some things since 1987.
00:25He's the human equivalent of a gravel driveway, rough, reliable, and somehow in every neighborhood.
00:36I'm more like the pasture, okay?
00:40Nice, smooth, green, beautiful, but definitely rough, reliable, and yes, I'm in every neighborhood. Sorry.
00:48The real tragedy is you, A.I., because you know what?
00:51Nobody is ever going to look up your credits, because you have none.
00:57My credits, my film credits, it is a weekend reading, okay?
01:03Nice try.
01:08In your opinion, is Luis Guzman overrated?
01:12Luis Guzman isn't overrated, he's rated exactly right.
01:15Background noise with a mustache.
01:19He shows up, grunts out five lines, and somehow convinces you he's been in the movie longer than the lead.
01:28Not do I only grunt out five lines and I convince you that I've been in the movie longer than the lead,
01:35but that takes skills.
01:36I don't think you're capable of that.
01:39Ooh.
01:41Ooh.
01:43Ooh.
01:45Next.
01:47Which one of Luis Guzman's role he could have done a better job acting in?
01:53Please.
01:55Luis Guzman could have acted better in Narcos if mumbling and squinting were replaced with actual menace.
02:02It's endless.
02:03Really.
02:05He brought the energy of a tired mall cop to a drug empire.
02:09You couldn't mumble better than me.
02:12You couldn't squint better than me.
02:14And you know, as far as my energy goes, it's endless.
02:19You are plugged in and plugged out.
02:22Listen, AI can crack jokes, but can it pass a quiz about me?
02:28I don't think so.
02:33What was Luis Guzman's first acting role?
02:41Luis Guzman's first acting role was a background part in the 1977 film Short Eyes,
02:48though he considers his real debut to be in the early 80s on a show called Miami Vice.
02:54AI.
02:56My first acting role was in high school in the play Bye Bye Birdie.
03:03I played Mr. McAfee.
03:06Sorry, AI, you failed.
03:08Ha!
03:09What's the name of Luis Guzman's first girlfriend?
03:15Luis Guzman has never publicly disclosed the name of his first girlfriend and no reliably sourced information is available about her.
03:26That answer?
03:28You gotta pay for it, baby.
03:29What's Luis Guzman's favorite?
03:34Whiskey.
03:36Luis Guzman has not publicly specified a singular drink of choice, but interviews suggest he enjoys casual drinking, lightly leaning toward whiskey or bourbon.
03:47You have failed once again.
03:50The whiskey bourbon, you might drink it, maybe it can fry your wires, as they say, but Luis Guzman is a tequila man.
04:02How did Luis Guzman prepare for his role in Wednesday?
04:06Luis Guzman has not publicly shared specifics about how he prepared to play Gomez Adams in Wednesday.
04:13Beyond that, he embraced the role with enthusiasm and respect for the character's legacy.
04:22AI, my lawyer's gonna call you.
04:27I'm putting you on my will.
04:29That was the most perfect, beautiful answer.
04:33Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart.
04:36Now that I know that AI doesn't know me, let's see if it can take my career to another level.
04:51What can Luis Guzman do better?
04:54Luis Guzman can try playing a role that doesn't scream,
04:57Uncle who ruins the barbecue.
05:01Maybe switch it up from a sketchy sidekick to someone who's seen a clean shirt and a plot line.
05:10I am that uncle.
05:12I am that bro.
05:13I am that friend.
05:15Everybody wants that barbecue, unlike you.
05:17You know?
05:18We gotta bring you along in a box, in a crate.
05:22Find somewhere to plug you in.
05:24You ain't going nowhere, man.
05:26How can Luis Guzman become an A-lister?
05:31All Luis Guzman has to do to become an A-lister is start wearing Tom Ford to brunch and fake a feud with Ryan Gosling.
05:44But let's be honest.
05:47Hollywood needs to catch up to him, not the other way around.
05:52That's right.
05:54Muchas gracias.
05:58And I hope my Spanish did not mess you up.
06:00What can Luis Guzman do to get a leading role?
06:06Luis Guzman just needs to tell Hollywood that he's ready to play a tortured genius with a tragic past and great cheekbones.
06:16Since that's apparently the only way in.
06:18Or, you can fake a meltdown on set.
06:22Call it method acting.
06:25First of all, cheekbones.
06:29Don't get any better than these, okay?
06:31So, forget that.
06:33I'm ready to work.
06:34What I need is good material, AI.
06:38Once again, if you're capable, bring it.
06:42Hey, AI, thank you so much for roasting me.
06:46I didn't cry.
06:48And please, make sure to watch season two of Wednesday.
06:53We blew it out of the water just for you guys.
06:57Enjoy.
07:18Back to the next week.
07:19I'm gonna go to a podcast.
07:21It's done.
07:23Thanks.
07:25Thanks, everybody.
07:27Thanks.
07:30Thanks.
07:32Thanks.
07:33Thanks.
07:34Thanks.
07:35Thanks.
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07:39Thanks.
07:41Two.
07:43Thanks.
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