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Lexi decides to have a night out on the town with Chas to cheer herself up. When the girls both see an attractive guy they like they bet on who can bed him first. Lexi makes a fool of herself and Chas wins the bet and bags the man. Chas wakes up in the morning next to her conquest Colin, but she's horrified when it's clear that he's died in the night! A panicky Chas calls Lexi, who suggests that they make a run for it, and they flee to the village. Chas is later questioned by the police as the room was booked in her name, but when she finds out that Colin's wallet is missing, she angrily realises that Lexi is the culprit.

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00:00So...
00:03Import and export.
00:06What exactly does that mean?
00:08This and that.
00:10Honestly, Alex, Colin doesn't want to discuss business.
00:13Lovely suit, by the way.
00:15Was it expensive?
00:17Oh, yeah. Costs thousands.
00:19Gorgeous and loaded!
00:21Must be my birthday.
00:24Oh, you're a steady man! It's not an accident!
00:27Sorry, I'm just a bit sensitive about my clothes, that's all.
00:30Oh, just let me mop you up!
00:32Here. Did I mention I'm married?
00:34Adultery's my hobby.
00:36You are making a complete prat of yourself.
00:39Yeah, I'm not good with champagne.
00:41All the same, back off!
00:43OK, mate. Give it your way.
00:48So, Colin,
00:51I'm big on imports myself.
00:54I get my drift.
00:58Phone.
01:03Phone!
01:10Yep.
01:13Wake up call, yeah.
01:14Alright, I'll tell him.
01:20Come on, you're gonna be late.
01:22Oh, Colin!
01:25Pack it in!
01:30It's the oldest trick in the book, you know.
01:32Pretending you're dead so you don't have to get out of bed.
01:36Wakey-wakey!
01:43Colin?
01:44Oh, my God!
01:45Oh, my God, no!
01:57Oh, my God, no!
01:58I'll just sleep off me hangover.
01:59Oh, my God!
02:00Oh, my God, no!
02:01You've answered him to death!
02:02But that is ridiculous!
02:03Are you gonna keep your voice down or you're gonna be next?
02:04So, did you kill him?
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06Of course I did.
02:07Regular homicidal maniac I am.
02:08Oh, we got back here.
02:09Oh, yeah.
02:10Oh, yeah.
02:11Of course I did.
02:12Regular homicidal maniac I am.
02:13Oh, we got back here,
02:20next some champagne, did the business,
02:21and then the next thing I know I'm waking up this morning
02:23being cuddled.
02:24Oh, my God, no, you've answered him to death.
02:26Oh, my God, no, you've answered him to death.
02:28Oh, my God, no, you've answered him to death,
02:30but that is ridiculous.
02:31But you're gonna keep your voice down or you're gonna be next.
02:34So, did you kill him?
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36Of course I did.
02:37Regular homicidal maniac I am.
02:38Oh, we got back here,
02:40next some champagne, did the business,
02:42I've been up this morning being cuddled by a corpse.
02:45Housekeeping.
02:47Give us ten minutes, love.
02:49Oh, well done.
02:50Well done.
02:51What now?
02:53Well, he's probably been dead for hours.
02:55I've already answered his alarm call
02:57and I didn't say one word about him carking it.
02:59And now you've just let the maid know that we're in here.
03:02Give us ten minutes, what for, to burn the flaming body?
03:05God.
03:06La Scarpa.
03:08Why don't you just leave him?
03:10He's the one who went and died on us.
03:11You.
03:12Sorry, Chas.
03:13I can't afford any trouble.
03:14Yeah, but what?
03:15No one saw you come in here last night, did they?
03:17I don't think so.
03:18And the maid only heard me.
03:19She didn't see me, so...
03:21Let's just do one.
03:22I only slept with a guy!
03:24And now he's dead.
03:25You said yourself.
03:26Doesn't look good.
03:27Move.
03:28She'd never have run.
03:29We're well out of it.
03:30The police will be there now, right?
03:31They'll go into his room.
03:32They'll find two champagne glasses with my fingerprints on.
03:34Chill out.
03:35Chill out?
03:36Chill out?
03:37What?
03:38What?
03:39Let's say a man is dead.
03:40What's that?
03:41Do one, big ears.
03:42Do one, big ears.
03:43Listen, lady, I've lifted the bar on you.
03:44The least you can do is give me the goss.
03:45I'll count to three, shall I?
03:46Have it your own way.
03:47But if you're waiting to get your job back, you'll have a long wait.
03:49I don't want me poxy job back, all right?
03:50So just keep your beak out of my business.
03:51Chez, she's only trying to wind you up.
03:52Or my sister.
03:53He's only across there so just sit down, shut up and relax.
03:55Nobody knows a thing, okay?
03:56It's over.
03:57Your usual, Правда.
03:58What the fuck is new?
03:59Would you tell us about that?
04:00What would you tell us about that?
04:01You'd give us something to be a good guy or something.
04:02If you'd give us a good guy, the man is dead.
04:03If you'd give us a good guy or not, what would you say?
04:04I would give us a good guy or we'd give you good guy.
04:05You can say, what would you tell us about that?
04:06What would you tell us about that?
04:07What's that?
04:08What would you tell us about,'d you tell us about that?
04:09Chas, she's only trying to wind you up, and my sister is only across there, so if you sit down, shut up and relax.
04:16Nobody knows a thing, okay? It's over.
04:19You're you sh...
04:24Where's the wallet?
04:26What wallet?
04:29Do you really think that I am in the mood for games after the day I've had?
04:33I've hidden it, you stupid little bitch!
04:36It's not like he needed it!
04:38A man is found dead, right? And his wallet's missing.
04:41I didn't think. It was there and then it was in my hand.
04:44Didn't anybody let you go, didn't they?
04:46Yeah, for now. Until they find out who else was in the room.
04:50Please, Chas. Mates don't grasp.
04:52Mates?
04:53You're the only one I've got. You can't say anything.
04:56Oh, can I? Stealing off a dead man. You make me sick to my stomach.
05:01Lexi?
05:03Please, Chas.
05:05I'm desperate.
05:08What's going on?
05:13You're never gonna believe it.
05:15Try me.
05:16Chas only slept with some fella last night and he pegged out on her.
05:20You mean dead?
05:21Yeah, as a dodo.
05:23Asterical, isn't it?
05:25I'm so glad I went to bed early. Poor cows and eat right up to her neck.
05:30You better be telling me the truth, Lexi.
05:32The truth? I couldn't make up something like that.
05:35Poor Chas.
05:36Poor Chas.
05:37Poor Chas.
05:40No, no, no.
05:41I couldn't make up.
05:42But he's better still.
05:43You better be telling me.
05:44I'm completely DaBaby.
05:45You better be telling me the truth, sir.
05:46No.
05:47No, no.
05:48I'm crazy, I'm crazy.
05:49There's a step on it.
05:50I'll get up with the sun on it.
05:51I'll get up with the sun.
05:52I'll get up with the sun.
05:53You better be ready.
05:54I'll get up with it.
05:55You better be ready.
05:56Yeah, goodbye.
05:57No, no, no.
05:58No.
05:59No, no.
06:00No, no.

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