00:00Oh, you don't get many pubs like this in London anymore.
00:13Well, at least you don't need a mortgage to get a pint.
00:16Most of my mates preferred all the cool bars, but give me an old-fashioned spit and sawdust boozer like this any day.
00:22Problem with spit is that you don't know where it's going to end up.
00:25Sorry? What can I get you?
00:27An orange juice, please. And I'm going to set up my laptop and do some work.
00:31Wi-Fi's not actually up and running yet.
00:32Well, you don't need Wi-Fi to type.
00:35In fact, Daniel says all you need is pencil, paper and perspective as well.
00:40Don't go spilling that on your keyboard.
00:42It's supposed to be serviced with a smile, not a scowl.
00:45I haven't had loads to smile about since you locked up.
00:48It's Jenny in. It might just be nice to be served by someone who doesn't require a muzzle.
00:53I'm actually in charge.
00:56No wonder the place is dead.
01:00It was definitely a penalty. He nearly ripped his shirt off.
01:03I know, but what can you do? If the ref didn't see it, he didn't see it.
01:06I know how you can sort it.
01:08VAR.
01:09Body paint.
01:11I'm lost.
01:13Do away with the jerseys altogether. You paint the strip on.
01:16That way they can't grab anything.
01:17If they do try it, check their hands after. Body paint, innit? Eh?
01:22Cute. I'm going for a wait.
01:23Oh, yes, mate. I've been hoping to bump into you.
01:31Oh, hello. I haven't seen you around recently.
01:33No, I've been on a business trip. Listen, how do you fancy some work renovating a bar?
01:37Yeah, that sounds great, but it might be a bit tricky.
01:39Why's that?
01:40Well, I'm trying to sell the yard at the moment. When do you want to start?
01:42I'm not sure. I'm still working out the finances.
01:44Ah, well, I can't do anything on tick, so give us a shout when you're sort of.
01:48Yeah, I will do it. As soon as I've released my investment from the bistro, I'll be in touch, yeah?
01:51All right?
01:53You're investing in the bistro?
01:55Yeah, sorry. Who are you?
01:56And you're not my Uncle Nick, so by process of elimination, you must be Damon.
02:01Bethany.
02:01From what my mum said, I expected someone better-looking.
02:04Charming.
02:05Sorry, I just don't really find homewreckers attractive.
02:08What?
02:20I take it you'll be ordering another one, seeing as you finished that 20 minutes ago.
02:24Why not?
02:25Well, it's not table service, so...
02:32How old do you feel?
02:3637.
02:36Yeah, I'll take that.
02:39I heard this theory once.
02:41The age you're at, that is the speed time is travelling.
02:44So if you're 18, then you're kind of on cruise control.
02:48You know, nice and steady.
02:4940, you speed up.
02:52Stuff goes flashing past the window.
02:55Problem is, you can't slow down.
02:58I'm like looking at 50 this summer.
03:01September, my needle goes past 60.
03:04So the drinks are free?
03:05When you order the hotpot.
03:07Look, we were going to have that anyway, weren't we?
03:09Don't tell her that.
03:10Why not?
03:10Why not to think that we've been enticed by the offer?
03:13She keeps it going.
03:14Todd, I can hear you.
03:16So you get two hotpots and two pints for the price of two hotpots?
03:22Correct.
03:23Go on, then.
03:23Sorry I was late.
03:26I was trying to sort out Mrs Parker's order of service.
03:28Did you get a load of that photo they chose?
03:30Oh, as weeks go, it wasn't very subtle, was it?
03:33You should have vetoed it.
03:34What, while her husband's sobbing in me office?
03:36She looked like Louis XIV.
03:38Can't bring him to mind.
03:39Remember Cher in the video for if I could turn back time?
03:42Hi, Todd.
03:44Hi, Bethany.
03:45I, er, I heard about this.
03:48Oh, yeah, be the making of me, so they say.
03:51My partner.
03:52Boss.
03:53George.
03:54Eileen's new squeeze.
03:55That's right.
03:56It's been a few years now.
03:57Sarah's eldest.
03:58Pleasure to meet you, love.
04:02Orange juice, please.
04:03Oh, stick it on our bill.
04:05Oh, I should come to work in here more often.
04:09We ran out of hotpot because you were giving it away.
04:12I was giving the booze away.
04:13If I was anticipating a run on hotpot,
04:16I'd have got Sean to make some more.
04:17That's how you start to see your profit.
04:19Well, it generated a buzz, so...
04:22Oh, thank God, Daisy, will you?
04:24Aw.
04:24Did that not meet the boss's approval, then?
04:26Do you know what?
04:27Heck no.
04:29No, it didn't.
04:29But we're going to put it down to inexperience.
04:31Aw.
04:32London prices, you'd be sunk.
04:34We'd be sunk if everyone spent half a day nursing two soft drinks.
04:37It's nice to see you, Bethany.
04:39You too.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Mm-hmm.
04:43Thanks for that.
Comments