00:02Okay, I swear, I'm almost done. Just one more teacher and I'll be done with the school registration stuff.
00:07Alice, hurry up. I mean it.
00:10I don't want your stepfather to have to wait for you the first time you meet him.
00:13One, that's key. Just a little bump.
00:17Something respectable.
00:22No one has to know.
00:26I could help you, James, but...
00:30Oh my god, he's doing it with the teacher!
00:49Be quiet.
00:51All right, new girl. Whatever you think you saw, it wasn't that.
01:01Oh yeah? Then what are you doing this for?
01:04That's unrelated.
01:09Keep your mouth shut or I'll make you.
01:12Got it?
01:14Let go, asshole!
01:19Now you're just asking for it.
01:26You know you still smell like Miss Keane's perfume.
01:29Right?
01:30Yeah, I take a cold shower and get that off before anyone else catches on.
01:36Oh!
01:37No!
01:53I shouldn't have expected your dad to teach you any better.
01:56Now he's dead.
02:04And of course, I have to teach his useless slob of a daughter how to tell time.
02:10I got lost at the new school. Mom, I'm sorry it won't happen again.
02:14You better thank Mr. Hawthorne later. He's paying for your new fancy school.
02:20But don't get it twisted.
02:23You'll always be an outsider in this family.
02:26Just keep your head down low and stay out of trouble.
02:30No one's cleaning up after you.
02:31And you must be Alice. Come on in, sweetheart. Welcome to your new home.
02:51Alice, where are your manners? If it weren't for Mr. Hawthorne, you'd still be rotting in the slums. Apologize.
02:58Sorry. Thank you, Mr. Hawthorne.
03:04That's just my son James. He's a bit of a troublemaker, but he's a good kid at heart.
03:08He just got home from school too, so you guys will meet later at dinner.
03:12You know, Alice, I've always wanted a daughter just like you. Smart, kind.
03:18If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask James. He'll help you out.
03:23That's right. The Hawthorne heir is now your stepbrother.
03:26So you'd better listen to him and behave.
03:31Right. I'm going to use the bathroom.
03:42It's him.
03:43Cold shower. Just like you asked. So you're that gold digger's daughter. Huh, Stepsys?
04:01Huh, Stepsys?
04:02So you're that gold digger's daughter. Hmm. Stepsys?
04:07Should I have a seat?
04:09Ahhhh!
04:10Oh!
04:11Oh!
04:12Thank you!
04:16I'd rather run in.
04:18But I'll catch you.
04:20Why him? Of all people, why is he my stepbrother?
04:25I literally caught him with Mrs. Keene. He's going to kill me.
04:29Nice of you to join us, James.
04:32This is Alice. This is Eva's daughter.
04:36She'll be going to St. Mary's as well.
04:38I want you to finally act your age and show her around.
04:42Alice is great. I'm sure you two will get along in no time.
04:47Oh, I think she already knows me pretty well.
04:51After all, she's already seen my-
04:53Name tag.
04:55His name tag.
04:57There was this thing at school and, um, his name is James.
05:08What? They didn't teach you how to swallow in public school?
05:11James.
05:12Maybe.
05:14But you know, at least I'm not fucking my teacher for grades.
05:18Apparently some kids do that here.
05:20But gosh, I can't imagine who.
05:24Alice! Language!
05:29Don't worry, Miss Bell.
05:31I think we'll get along just fine.
05:35Yo.
05:38Notes on every single page.
05:41What the hell are you doing in my room?
05:44I'm sorry, your room?
05:45Your room?
05:46I don't think anything in this house is yours.
05:51One more time, bunny.
05:56Keep quiet about the thing with Miss Keen.
05:59And I'll help you out at school.
06:02Or else.
06:04Or else what?
06:05God, fucking rich kids.
06:10What are you gonna do?
06:11Slap me with a hundred dollar bill?
06:20Have a great day at school.
06:22James is outside.
06:23Remember, don't forget to ask him if you need anything, okay?
06:26You're smoking here?
06:36My dad doesn't give a fuck what I do.
06:38That man only cares about my grades.
06:40So don't think you're getting a free ride just because he said so.
06:42James, you're disgusting! Give it back!
06:43I told you. Keep my secret, and I'll keep yours.
06:57James, I'm throwing a party tonight.
07:13We can go all night, just like we used to.
07:16Oh, and my dad just got a ton of imported wine from France.
07:21It's a limited run. You'll love it.
07:23James, you are such a dick!
07:27I'm sorry. Do I know you?
07:30You.
07:32I mean...
07:34I wouldn't mind getting to know you.
07:42Excuse me. Who are you?
07:44I just moved here.
07:46Oh.
07:48Okay.
07:50Was your dad, like, a math professor or something?
07:54Did he work in tech?
07:55What?
07:56No, he was, um, a mechanic.
08:02Oh.
08:03No wonder you smell like diesel oil.
08:05Chip off the old exhaust pipe, I guess.
08:08My dad actually just passed away, so I would really appreciate it if you didn't talk about him like that.
08:13I mean, I'm just saying the truth, which is, um, ew! You stink! Do you still live in the shop or something? Like, we have gym showers. You could use them, you know?
08:29At least my dad taught me manners. Yours clearly didn't!
08:41Knock it off, Kim.
08:42Hey, that's enough picking on the new girl, alright? Alright. That's enough picking on the new girl, yeah?
08:50Uh, oh, um, thanks.
08:54Yeah.
08:56I'm David.
08:58So, what about this party tonight? You wanna come with me?
09:03Uh, I... I don't...
09:06Alice, it's your first day.
09:09Everyone's going. Just give it the crowd.
09:11Be my date.
09:30Too much skin?
09:32Nah, screw it. It's my first real party.
09:36Wow. Real conservative.
09:41Why even wear anything at that point?
09:44I'm sorry, do I know you?
09:46Why do you even care, anyways?
09:53You know you're hopping right into David's trap, right?
09:56Is that the message you really wanna send?
09:58God, why is it always sex with you people?
10:02Why can't he just like me for me?
10:03He seems nice.
10:06If you're such a slut that you go with just anybody...
10:09Why not go with me?
10:12What? No!
10:15Jesus Christ, you're my stepbrother.
10:18Step.
10:20So...
10:26Shit.
10:28Shit.
10:34So I guess you do have some boundaries, huh?
10:41Huh?
10:43Gotta go.
10:45My date's here.
10:46Yo, Kim.
10:47You still up for the night?
11:01Yeah.
11:03Yeah.
11:05Yeah.
11:07Yeah.
11:09Yeah.
11:11Yeah.
11:12I love you.
11:13I love you.
11:14I love you.
11:15Yeah!
11:17I love you.
11:18I love you.
11:20I love you.
11:22Shhh.
11:24Who the fuck invited her?
11:26Right here.
11:27I love you.
11:29I love you, huh?
11:31I love you.
11:33Oh, oh, God!
11:35Oh, baby!
11:36You look amazing.
11:38Thanks.
11:40Thank you for being my date tonight.
11:44Let me get you a drink, okay?
11:46Yeah, yeah.
11:54Shit! I didn't know he was coming.
12:06Do you drink?
12:16Uh, no.
12:18Wanna show me?
12:36Hey, my head really hurts.
12:46You're fine, baby.
12:48You gotta find somewhere to lay down, huh?
12:52No, I wanna go home.
13:06You are beautiful.
13:08I wanna go back.
13:14You are a special girl, Alice.
13:16You wanna be mine.
13:20Sorry, David.
13:22I'd rather just be friends.
13:28You bitch!
13:30You think I'm doing this to be friendly?
13:34I wanna be friends?
13:36I'm gonna bet.
13:38Okay?
13:40Cause they said you were a virgin.
13:42And I'm supposed to find out.
13:44They were like, hey, that's the thing.
13:46They need a drink.
13:47Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11Are you okay?
14:19Fuck!
14:21Transfer out of St. Mary's or your dad's getting this in a business email tomorrow.
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