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00:00Ever heard of St. Lawrence?
00:05In the third century, Emperor Valerian demanded Lawrence hand over the church's riches.
00:11So, Lawrence gathered the poor, oppressed people of Rome and presented them to the emperor, saying,
00:17Here, these are the treasures of the church.
00:20Valerian, not known for his sense of humor, ordered Lawrence to be burned to death on a grill.
00:26As he was burning, Lawrence joked,
00:29Turn me over. I'm done on this side.
00:31It taught me one thing.
00:33No matter how much pain you're in, just keep smiling.
00:38Zeke.
00:40Zeke.
00:42Zeke.
00:44Focus. The rings.
00:46Right. Sorry.
00:47Are you sure you're up to this?
00:48I think I can carry some rings.
00:50And then you will exchange your first kiss as husband and wife, and I will read the universal prayer.
00:57A question. I'm wondering if we can amend the whole marriage is only between a man and a woman part.
01:03Oh, for goodness sakes.
01:05I understand. I do. But I am legally bound to say it as it is.
01:10Maybe I can say it before the vows.
01:13Darling, this isn't a Facebook post. People don't really talk about this in their wedding vows. Yep.
01:18Some people do.
01:20There's videos online of couples saying that they want the law changed for their gay friends.
01:25Well, our family doesn't have any gay friends.
01:28I just want-
01:32To show respect to the family you're marrying into?
01:35I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
01:37Good.
01:38Then we'll just stick with the usual script.
01:40Thank you, Father.
01:45Since when do you cook?
01:46What?
01:47You think I don't have what it takes to survive on this file?
01:56I don't normally eat breakfast.
01:58Well, you gotta have something if you're gonna be on the field all day.
02:04Do you use the barn for much?
02:06It's a shed.
02:08Fine.
02:09Do you use the shed for much?
02:11Why?
02:12Well, I was thinking.
02:14You know, it's so quiet out here you wouldn't even have to soundproof it if you were gonna turn it into a recording studio.
02:20Why would I do that?
02:21When I'm recording my albums I can do that anyway.
02:23I don't need a big city.
02:24Something like the shed would be perfect.
02:27I mean, I can tour the world and play stadiums while you work in the fields and-
02:32Or you can come with me.
02:34And then after that, after the tour's over, I can come back here and I can start it all over again.
02:40You've really got it all figured out, eh?
02:43Yeah.
02:44I mean, when you think about it, it'll be way better than living in Sydney or even LA.
02:49And you think that's gonna work?
02:51Absolutely, yeah.
02:53Really?
02:56Charlie?
02:59Charlie.
03:04It's never gonna work.
03:10Why?
03:14You'd never survive here.
03:17You don't know that.
03:18I know what isolation does to people.
03:23We could go somewhere else.
03:24Charlie.
03:25You know, there are canola farms in Perth, even on the East Coast.
03:27This is where I belong.
03:31Did I do something wrong?
03:33No.
03:36We're just...
03:37not right for each other.
03:39?
03:42What the hell?
03:43What-
03:44I don't know.
04:14You said I'd have my own suit.
04:36The tailor didn't finish in time.
04:38This is better anyway.
04:39He has history.
04:40And why do I have to squeeze into someone else's history?
04:42Stop with the whinging.
04:42It's a big day for your mother.
04:44We don't need you making it all about you.
04:46Can we get everyone together?
04:49It's just great.
04:58I can't believe this is that last photo as a family.
05:02He's not dying.
05:04Chill out, Mom.
05:04It's not like I'm marrying a bloke.
05:06I know.
05:07Just won't be the same.
05:09That's all.
05:10Now some photos of just the brothers.
05:13Sorry.
05:20She's going to be like this all day, isn't she?
05:22You think she even realizes she's not the one getting married?
05:27She's a nightmare.
05:28Oh, yeah.
05:29Go on, tell me how hard it is being the golden child.
05:31It's harder than it looks.
05:38Anyway.
05:40I'm free now.
05:42You're on your own, bud.
05:54Fuck off.
05:54Hop off.
05:55Hop off.
05:59May you return to me.
06:02May all your battles be easy to find.
06:11What?
06:12You weren't answering your phone.
06:14Oh, your room smells like it belongs to Geoffrey Dama.
06:22That is the way us guys like it.
06:25Are you okay?
06:26I'm fucking great.
06:28Can't you tell?
06:29What happened?
06:31Do I need to cut a bitch?
06:33It's over.
06:35He doesn't want me.
06:38Babe.
06:39Please don't.
06:41I just wasn't enough.
06:44Or was I too much?
06:46Who the fuck knows?
06:48I'm so sorry.
06:49It's his loss.
06:51What was I going to do on the farm anyway?
06:53Fucking rocket.
06:55That's what.
06:59What are you doing here?
07:01Oh, it's not good timing.
07:03Never is with you.
07:05I got a call from Lorenzo and Nat.
07:07She specifically asked for you to sing at their bridal waltz tonight.
07:13What's the song?
07:21Don't worry.
07:22I'll tell them you're busy.
07:24A wedding's the last place you want to be right now.
07:30No, I'll do it.
07:31What?
07:32You sure?
07:33The show must go on, right?
07:38I'm going to need you to do me a favour, though.
07:41If you're thinking what I think you're going to say,
07:44I'm way ahead of you.
07:51Lorenzo,
07:52I'm more proud of you than a father could ever be with his son.
07:58Nat, welcome to the family.
08:00Even if you're a child, still needs a bit of work.
08:03And now, a word for my beautiful wife.
08:05I can't.
08:06Sorry.
08:07I love you.
08:09I like to thank my friends,
08:14my chosen family for being here.
08:17Wendy and Catherine.
08:18I don't have my own parents here today.
08:22Obviously.
08:24But, uh,
08:25to my new parents,
08:27Sam and Anna,
08:29and my new brother,
08:31Zeke,
08:32thank you for making me a part of your family, too.
08:34My Italian still isn't perfect,
08:37but I just want to say,
08:39grazie mille,
08:40mia familia.
08:46I was raised to love everyone equally.
08:49So,
08:50I just want to say that,
08:53although the vows said marriage is only between a man and a woman,
08:57I believe everyone,
08:59gay or straight,
09:00should be able to get married.
09:01Love is love.
09:08Okay, that's me done.
09:09Now let's party!
09:11Woo!
09:15Woo!
09:20Oh, my God.
09:25Don't be scared.
09:26Don't be scared.
09:27Come on, come on.
09:28Reno, go on.
09:29Let's go.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:31Come on.
09:32And now, Signore, Signore, it is time for the most special moment of the evening.
10:00Our newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Lorenzo and Nat Caligaro, will share their first solo dance as husband and wife.
10:07Nat has told us this is a very special song from the night they first met, performed by one of our town's finest musicians.
10:23What is that boy doing here?
10:30I don't believe in an interventionist God
10:37But I know, darling, that you do
10:46But if I did, I would kneel down and ask him
10:58Not to intervene when it came to you
11:08Oh, not to touch your head when your head
11:13Leave you as you are
11:15And if you felt the need to direct you
11:17Then direct you into my arms
11:23Into my arms
11:26Oh, Lord
11:28Into my arms
11:31I'm really glad that you're a part of our family
11:36Me too
11:38It's nice having a little brother
11:40The mother-in-law bit
11:42Yeah
11:50You know, I brought him here for you
11:52Why?
11:53He's near your, you know
11:55You know
11:56No, no, it's okay
11:57You don't have to worry
11:58You don't have to worry
11:59No, he's not
12:01But you are
12:03Yeah
12:07I got you back, Libra
12:08No matter what
12:12And I know there's someone you're into
12:16And whoever he may be
12:20He would be lucky to have you
12:22Into my arms
12:24You're a special guy
12:26Oh, Lord
12:27I just hope you know that
12:30Oh, Lord
12:32Into my arms
12:34Oh, Lord
12:37Into my arms
12:48We're gonna take a quick break
12:49But the DJ will keep the floor pumping
12:53Hi, Charlie, isn't it?
12:55Can I help you?
12:56Oh, that was a beautiful performance
12:57You're
12:59A very talented young man
13:00But I think you understand why you have to leave
13:03At once
13:05Seriously?
13:07Do you know if you're gonna offer me some cake?
13:09Okay, let's not make a scene
13:10I just think everyone would be a lot more comfortable if you just left
13:15Cake?
13:16Sure
13:17You knocked it out of my hands
13:23I know, just pick it up
13:25See?
13:27People are watching
13:30Pick it up
13:38Okay
13:39Do you want some cake?
13:40Sure
13:41Do you want some cake?
13:43Sure
13:44Do you want some cake?
13:45Sure
13:46Do you want some cake?
13:47Sure
13:50Do you want some cake?
13:55Sure
14:07Do you wanna dance?
14:10But it's Carly
14:11Well, maybe we are those guys.
14:33Calum weddings are a bit different, aren't they?
14:41I'm falling. Can you hear me calling?
14:46You touch me. I want you.
14:50Feels like I've always known you.
14:53All the time I've been.
14:56I wanna stay forever.
15:04Oh, my God.
15:06Oh, holy shit. Your dad's face?
15:11They are gonna literally burn me alive tomorrow.
15:15Worth it, though.
15:19Yeah. Yeah, it was.
15:21There he is!
15:23Ziggy boy! Fuck him!
15:25Fuck him! Woo!
15:28Oh!
15:37You good?
15:40Of course.
15:46Gents.
15:48Well, look who it is.
15:50Hope I'm not disturbing yous.
15:53No, not at all.
15:55I'm gonna give you guys a gift of space.
16:00You sure you're okay?
16:02Yes, Mum.
16:04I'm just gonna go hang with Beck.
16:05Go nuts.
16:06You okay with me being here?
16:07Depends.
16:08You gonna be nice?
16:09I'm always nice.
16:10Except for one I've had for you.
16:30Are you going to be nice?
16:31I'm always nice.
16:34Except for when I've had a few.
16:40And out with the boys.
16:49And I'm scared the person I like doesn't like me back.
16:53And they ignore my tics.
17:04Pretty low of that person to leave you on rent.
17:07Mmm.
17:08Real low.
17:11Maybe he was trapped on the party bus from hell.
17:14And I bet his mother confiscated his phone or something.
17:18I hear she's a real pain in the arse that one.
17:20Hey!
17:21Only I can say that.
17:23If I tell you that I like you, will you stay the same person or are you going to change
17:46every time your mates come around?
17:47And if I wanted to kiss you, right here where anyone could see, would you freak out or would
18:00you let me?
18:02Because I'm done being invisible.
18:03You have no idea how much I wish I'd been the one dancing up there with you tonight.
18:21You are a total alpha.
18:28Even if you were covered in cake.
18:34Delicious, delicious, delicious cake.
18:35Shut the fuck off.
18:36I'm not like this.
18:47I got an idea.
18:48Ow.
18:49Ow.
18:50Ow.
18:51Ow.
18:52Ow.
18:53Ow.
18:54Ow.
18:55Ow.
19:04Ow.
19:05Ow.
19:06Oh, somebody just woke up.
19:22Never been to what's there.
19:25I can stop if you want.
19:31Okay, wait.
19:32Wait one second.
19:36This might help.
20:03Oh, gently, gently.
20:06How's that?
20:12Oh, keep going.
20:14Yeah.
20:16It's good.
20:17It's so good.
20:21You ready?
20:23Yeah.
20:24Do it.
20:25Yeah.
20:25Oh, I just shove it in there slowly.
20:52Oh, I'm sorry.
21:00How's that?
21:01Keep going.
21:03Oh, man.
21:04Is that all of it?
21:05Nearly.
21:07Stay there.
21:08Don't move.
21:09Are you okay?
21:18Yeah.
21:20Would it have killed you to be a little smaller?
21:23I can stop if you want.
21:26No, definitely don't stop.
21:29No.
21:30Definitely don't stop.
21:33Shh.
21:34Shh.
21:41Shh.
21:42Shh.
21:43Shh.
21:45Shh.
21:47Shh.
21:48Hey.
21:52Well, that was one for the ages.
21:54Where did you go?
21:58Just hanging the sick on the beach.
22:00We got a debrief.
22:02Coffee at Domain in the morning?
22:05Sure.
22:07Are you okay?
22:10You sound far away.
22:15You don't have to worry about me.
22:21Goodbye, Becca.
22:45You stayed.
22:47Yeah.
22:48I kind of expected you to bail.
22:54I thought about it.
22:56Especially after we got messy.
23:00Occupational hazard.
23:02It's like we had the towel.
23:05Yeah.
23:10So why didn't you leave?
23:11I loved having you in my arms too much.
23:21So, does this mean I got to go to the Brownlows with you?
23:26I'm not getting into the AFL.
23:28I fucked it up.
23:29Shit.
23:32I'm sorry, Emil.
23:35It always meant everything to me.
23:38Becoming some big AFL star.
23:44Now that's gone.
23:45I don't know who I'm meant to be.
23:55Whoever you want to be.
24:01There's one thing I just don't get.
24:03How are you so beautiful?
24:10You're the...
24:11Shh.
24:14You don't have to say it back.
24:16Just take my compliment.
24:19You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life.
24:22You're the most beautiful people.
24:24You're the most beautiful woman.
24:45You gotta go.
24:47Get yourself tired.
24:48Did Hear gin?
24:49I really love it.
24:50I was very sorry.
24:51I couldn't do it.
24:52so we're going to talk about last night we will but we will not be making another scene
25:02in front of all of our family and friends who just smile and eat your breakfast
25:07and we will talk when we get home you said enough
25:13you know that's just not going to work for me
25:22if you've got something to say just say now i told you this day was important to your mother
25:27and you ruined it ruined what mom was the one tossing cake around you scandalized our family
25:35talk about being a drama queen i thought i was the faggot why are you trying to destroy us
25:42because this isn't about you it's about me we are your parents
25:46not anymore you're not
25:50i'm done trying to please you
25:55i'm done
25:58i'm done
26:02i'm done
26:06i'm done
26:08i'm done
26:10i'm done
26:27i'm done
26:33What's wrong?
26:45What happened?
27:03Charlie! Charlie!
27:08Please me, please me, please me.
27:20Jake, what's wrong?
27:33OK, what's wrong?
27:35It's wrong.
27:37It's wrong.
27:39It's wrong.
27:41I did.
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