00:00Yes! Finally! She picked me up! We're going out! Me, her favorite handbag, ready to shine! But wait, what's that noise? Oh no, it's the phone! And here we go again! She's digging inside me like it's a treasure hunt! Careful, lady! The phone's still buzzing and she's getting frantic! I'm stressed! I'm angry!
00:22Keys? Fine! A toothbrush? Really? Scissors? Construction tweezers? I'm a handbag, not a toolbox! I'm not a bottomless pit, you know! A toilet brush? Really? Oh no! A rubber chicken? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah! I'm dizzy! Is that a globe? What in the world does she keep in me? One more shake? Ah! Finally, the phone! Yes! Victory! Wait!
00:52Did the call just end? Are you kidding me?
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