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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:30Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:06We need you!
01:07The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:08The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:09All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:14We're down a hundred million already.
01:16The computer thinks this is normal.
01:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:18If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
01:19Don't panic!
01:20The boss is here!
01:21Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:22Go!
01:23Go!
01:24Go!
01:25Go!
01:26Go!
01:27Go!
01:28Go!
01:29Go!
01:30Go!
01:31Go!
01:32Go!
01:33Go!
01:34Go!
01:35Go!
01:36Go!
01:37Go!
01:38Go!
01:39Go!
01:40Go!
01:41Go!
01:42Go!
01:44Aight!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Come on.
01:48Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:32Sorry.
02:33Food coma's hitting hard.
02:35Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:45You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:52Ego boss.
02:57Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:13And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go folks.
03:21Come on, let her work.
03:22Let's go.
03:26Stay tuned.
03:27Stay tuned.
03:28Stay tuned.
03:38Nailed it.
03:47Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:11Hoss is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts,
04:14and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:18Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really?
04:22Though this is usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a tyrant.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:34And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son.
04:38Your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked,
04:46These are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:48Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:11You just hit her?
05:15What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle as much as work.
05:40The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlin!
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:20That would be me.
06:21Caitlin.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31This is perfect!
06:32Go now, before you're late!
06:34And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
06:38What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
06:53You are fired.
07:09You are fired.
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:19Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
07:23precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:37I can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:47And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:01I don't know.
08:01I don't know.
08:02I don't know.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:05I don't know.
08:06I don't know.
08:08Susan.
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:23Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing
08:31paychecks.
08:32All right, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:36Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55I need woman executives.
08:57Do we have Susan?
08:57Susan?
08:57Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:04She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
09:09She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, start trader.
09:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse?
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25No, actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:20All right.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:32Come in.
10:35Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:50Okay.
10:51Okay.
10:54God.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you're right.
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:17Absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:25You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:36You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:42I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:56That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:11She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:24Coffee, always, right here.
12:25Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:55Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Ah, don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush.
13:09Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:13Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant.
13:21How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:31This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:01This office is all mine now.
14:14Broke much?
14:16Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired, Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey, boss.
14:53We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:56Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:00Boss.
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that, too.
15:18Not happening.
15:19Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:27To the racetrack.
15:30You win.
15:43Yes.
15:43Boss.
15:49The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down.
15:58We need you.
15:59The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:08The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down 100 million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:25Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go.
16:35Go.
16:35Go.
16:55Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry.
17:19Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:25Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:39Relax, people.
17:54I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:05All right.
18:07Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on.
18:08Let her work.
18:09Let's go.
18:09Let's go.
18:09Nailed it.
18:36The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Boss is insane.
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom, or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a tyrant.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son.
19:25Your new CEO.
19:25Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:52You made it here on Pure Talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:58Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell is wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here
20:09is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Just go handle as much as back.
20:25The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators,
20:42not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
20:45Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:55Top of the leaderboard is Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:09Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18This is perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:21And as soon as the concert's over,
21:23clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a traitor
21:30wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:51You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:13Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:34And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone.
22:40They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:47Well, thank you.
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:06Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around.
23:13Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right?
23:19I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:28I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:39Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:47Just two women in executive roles.
23:49She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, start trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:10Jesse.
24:11I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:35Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director.
24:39One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:07All right.
25:14Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:25Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:37Okay.
25:41God.
25:44You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you're right.
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:04Uh, absolutely.
26:06Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:23You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:43That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always, right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:42Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush.
27:56Still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
28:00Wait, hold on.
28:00You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TB Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:07She's brilliant.
28:08How could she get fired?
28:11Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:18You idiot.
28:18You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:32She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:48This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired, Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:39Hey, boss.
29:40We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:43Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss.
29:47Boss.
29:48What?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:53What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Well, yeah.
30:01She's incredible.
30:03Of course others would see that, too.
30:05Not happening.
30:06Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss.
30:14To the racetrack.
30:17You win.
30:30Yes.
30:30Yes.
30:35Boss.
30:37The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:46The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down 100 million already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic.
31:11The boss is here.
31:12Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:22Go.
31:22Go.
31:42Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss?
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry.
32:06Food coma's hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:12Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:26Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:51Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:52All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on.
32:56Let her work.
32:56Let's go.
32:56Let's go.
32:57Let her work.
33:00Let her work.
33:01Let her work.
33:01Let her work.
33:06Let her work.
33:20Nailed it.
33:23the models fixed the company account hoss is insane fix the glitch saved our butts and made
33:49kelly in one night time to update that resume tom or is all that big talk just hot air mark who is
33:55our boss really this is usual tom jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch our algorithm
34:02is the reason why tb security is a tight what on earth are we doing during work hours
34:07and you are meet the chairman's son your new ceo of course his talents have the board's complete
34:17endorsement and last time i checked these are prime trading hours aren't they well it's actually
34:22funny you mentioned that you are fired us here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity here at tb we do
34:33not tolerate mediocrity only the best work here we made it here on pure talent you want to talk
34:41about mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position
34:45you just hit her what the hell's wrong with you i'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage
34:52here is your hush money take it and get out you know what here's a little extra use it to buy
35:06yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise no one wants to see that
35:09drop it just go handle as much as back the board paid insane money for her brain
35:16jackson won't have the guts to touch her
35:18listen up everybody the market is a savage wilderness it is a dog eat dog world it is eat
35:24or be eaten you need to be apex predators not little fluffy performance faking rabbits
35:33those will be eaten but the real alphas the real rain makers among you will be rewarded accordingly
35:42top of the leaderboard is caitlin where's my superstar that would be me caitlin
35:56is this kayla twist are are you a kayla twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you want
36:03to go god yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as the concert's
36:09over clean out your desk because you're fine what why the nikai opens during concert hours you know i
36:16figured a traitor wouldn't put kayla twist above making traits those numbers must be fake and who's
36:22your boss i need to meet the clown that runs this circus it's jessica she's here
36:27you are fired
36:43move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under
36:49who i am doesn't matter all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about firing me you
36:55think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn about your precious brain you
36:58wouldn't say that exactly jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because
37:03of a bug yeah and we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name wasn't even on those
37:08reports so take your headphones and beat it
37:11and trash ruin my shoes and two defenders finance takes timing and judgment and sticking up for her
37:22shows that you have neither so pack your crap and follow her out the door leave them alone they
37:27have nothing to do with this i'll go
37:29what is office drama more important than making money now
37:34thank you
37:40susan
37:43boss
37:50she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be
37:54problematic
37:56susan susan susan
37:59look around finance is a men's game
38:02okay as far as i'm concerned she was just sitting there woman in a chair and cashing paychecks
38:06all right i did us a favor we should have squashed that bug a while ago
38:09dad how's it going
38:15i forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with
38:23woman executive don't tell me it's
38:27just uh two women in executive roles uh these are the class
38:38she's a talent the board paid top dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch and keeping
38:46her is non-negotiable our marketing dominance depends on it jesse harvard phd star trader
38:53dad are you talking about jesse jesse
38:57i didn't fire jesse did i
38:59actually jessica she's our golden goose now you need to
39:03dad you just focus on getting better i'll make sure she stays all right
39:06susan tell jesse to come to my office
39:11pete honey historical
39:22remember our pillow talk trading director one-upin jesse
39:27it's time you pay up lover boy
39:31babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
39:35I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:42We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:48Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:52Of course.
40:01Pathetic.
40:02Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:07Come in.
40:09Jessie.
40:11Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:13What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:15God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:23Okay.
40:27God.
40:32You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jessie, right? Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:47Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:51Absolutely.
40:53Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:10You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:13I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:16I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:22Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:26That's what I like to hear.
41:27All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:29I'm on it.
41:30That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Yeah, hardly remarkable.
41:38That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:51Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
42:03Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:21Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:34Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:48I got her. She's running trading at TB Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:53Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:56Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot. You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:12Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17I'll snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:25This office is all mine now.
43:35Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
43:50Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
44:00But Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is. I can take advantage of this.
44:09Jesse! What do you think you're doing?
44:17Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:23Boss. Boss!
44:35What?
44:36Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:39What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:42We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
44:51Not happening.
44:56Where are you going?
44:58To the racetrack.
44:59Boss!
45:00To the racetrack.
45:01Boss!
45:02To the racetrack.
45:15You win!
45:16Yes!
45:17Boss! The trading system is down!
45:24What?
45:29The trading system is down! We need you!
45:39The system is still placing counter trend orders. The more the market rises the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down a hundred million already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter eleven.
45:56Don't panic! The boss is here!
45:58Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
46:08Come on!
46:09Go!
46:10Come on!
46:11Go!
46:13Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up, so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite
46:40of what it should.
46:45Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:08Here you go boss.
47:14Relax people, I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:32Go home, get some sleep.
47:33And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
47:40All right, let's go folks, come on, let her work, let's go.
47:46Nailed it.
48:00You...
48:07Nailed it.
48:10Nailed it.
48:29The models fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Posse is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killian one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really.
48:44This is as usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Our algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a ty...
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are...
48:57Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired!
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:25We made it here on Pure Talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:35What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:48But...
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle as much as back.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:26will be rewarded accordingly.
50:33Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlyn.
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:42Caitlyn.
50:45Is this...
50:46Kayla Twist?
50:47Are...
50:48Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53It's perfect!
50:54Go!
50:55Now!
50:56Before you're late!
50:57And as soon as the concert's over,
50:58clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist
51:05above making traits.
51:06Those numbers must be fake.
51:08Now who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
51:11It's Jessica!
51:12She's here!
51:13She's here!
51:29You are fired!
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired!
51:39Are you certain about firing me?
51:41Do you think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without
51:44your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit!
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:55So take your headphones and beat it.
51:58Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:02And to you defenders.
52:04Finance takes timing and judgement.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:12Leave them alone.
52:13They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:16What?
52:17Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:22Susan!
52:23Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:40Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around, finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing
52:53paychecks.
52:54Alright, I did us a favor.
52:55We should've squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:14How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:18Just two women in executive roles.
53:23These are the ones.
53:25She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:40Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Jesse?
53:44Jesse?
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:53Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
53:59Pete, honey.
54:00Remember our pillow talk?
54:01Trading director.
54:02One-upping Jessica.
54:03It's time you pay up lover boy.
54:04Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:07I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:28We've got a new CEO.
54:29Let's lay low for a while.
54:34Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:37Of course.
54:41Alright.
54:48Pathetic.
54:49Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:52Come in.
54:55Jesse.
54:57Emergency.
54:58New boss just asked Jessica.
55:00What?
55:01Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:10Okay.
55:12Okay.
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, right?
55:25Damn, looking good.
55:26Thanks.
55:27Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:36How does he not know this?
55:38Absolutely.
55:39Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:50You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:56Connections?
55:57You're referring to Jessica, right?
55:59I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:09Don't worry, Jackson.
56:10With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15All right, get going, clock sticking.
56:16I'm on it.
56:17That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Hardly remarkable.
56:25Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:28Miss J?
56:29Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:31She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:34So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:41Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee, always, right here.
56:46Unbelievable.
56:47Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:16Boss, we have an emergency.
57:20Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy?
57:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:25Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that.
57:29Eight years of this secret crush.
57:30Still no action.
57:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:33Wait, hold on.
57:34You found Jessica?
57:35We got her.
57:36She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:38Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant.
57:43How could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it.
58:05She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:14This office is all mine now.
58:35Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:40Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:48Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
59:04Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
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