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A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:35Hello?
00:08:36What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand, Rose.
00:10:25Chasin?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:35You know what?
00:10:37With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:43You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:45That's it.
00:10:46You are my new project.
00:10:47Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49You know what they say, right?
00:10:50Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:53Ugh.
00:10:54Ugh.
00:10:55I can't wait.
00:10:56I can't wait.
00:10:57We signed up for the academic decathlon.
00:10:58It's gonna be so fun.
00:10:59Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:00I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:01You don't have money.
00:11:02We'll win.
00:11:03I promise.
00:11:04We'll win.
00:11:05Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:06Yes.
00:11:07Great.
00:11:08I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:10Great.
00:11:11Great.
00:11:12But I'm here.
00:11:13It's so great.
00:11:14I'm good.
00:11:15I'm good.
00:11:16I'm good.
00:11:17Thank you, you're good.
00:11:18You're good.
00:11:19I'm good.
00:11:20I'll be good.
00:11:21I'm good.
00:11:22I'm good.
00:11:23You're good.
00:11:24I'm good.
00:11:25You're good.
00:11:27I'm good.
00:11:28Yeah, this is crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the Academic Decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the Academic Decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:58It's okay. Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go. You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:27Wow, you're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah, definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:54So modest.
00:12:55Loopset.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57Good form out there.
00:12:58Thanks.
00:12:59Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:08Ah!
00:13:09Oh my God.
00:13:10Ow.
00:13:11I think I pulled something.
00:13:12You okay?
00:13:13No.
00:13:14You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh God.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:32Ah!
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I'll bring him back.
00:13:37Later.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:39I'll see ya.
00:13:40She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:46Oh my God, ew.
00:13:48Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:10in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:27Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48Are you okay?
00:14:49Do you care?
00:14:51Of course I do.
00:14:52You lie to me.
00:14:53Why?
00:14:54You're Audrey freakin' Wintersby!
00:14:56You're what?
00:14:57You're Audrey freakin' Wintersby!
00:14:58You're what?
00:14:59You let me sit there and open up to you like me is not a lie to me.
00:15:03You're true, I'm not a lie to you.
00:15:04I'm not a lie to you.
00:15:05What?
00:15:06You, you lied to me.
00:15:09What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wittersby.
00:15:14You're what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to-
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance. This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks. Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better. So, bye.
00:16:49So, bye.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:54Come on.
00:16:55Come on.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:14I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:32Mmm.
00:17:35So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:48No way. I could teach you.
00:17:50Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:54Yeah, that's rich.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:18:23She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:30I missed like five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe
00:18:52that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:55who accidentally hit another girl
00:18:59in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:10and I'm the criminal?
00:19:11Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:25Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:27Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:28What did you say?
00:19:29Found this on the ground.
00:19:30Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:44Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:46Please don't.
00:19:47Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:48Just, like, best friends.
00:19:49Um.
00:19:50Okay.
00:19:51Pinky swear.
00:19:52Uh, okay.
00:19:53Pinky swear.
00:19:55So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:19:58I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:01Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:20:02Please don't.
00:20:03Yeah, your secret's safe with me.
00:20:04Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:20:06Just, like, best friends.
00:20:08Uh, okay.
00:20:09Pinky swear.
00:20:10Uh, okay.
00:20:11Pinky swear.
00:20:12Uh, okay.
00:20:13Pinky swear.
00:20:14Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh my god.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:57Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:23:03Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13Ready?
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know.
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:11What the hell?
00:25:28No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:07What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith, why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:29Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:42Here.
00:26:43Take this.
00:26:44It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:49I owe you one.
00:26:51Again.
00:26:52Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:53I'm reliable.
00:26:55Eric.
00:26:56Eric.
00:26:57Huh.
00:26:58I don't even know what that means.
00:26:59He likes you.
00:27:00He doesn't even know me.
00:27:02Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:05Maybe.
00:27:06Hi, Lord.
00:27:07What happened to you?
00:27:08I'll explain in the car.
00:27:09Long day.
00:27:10Are you okay?
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12Oh, my God.
00:27:13There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:14Oh, my God.
00:27:15There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:16I'll explain in the car.
00:27:17Long day.
00:27:18Oh, my God.
00:27:19There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:21Gross older guy?
00:27:22Even better.
00:27:23This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:24Ew.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:18Hey.
00:28:19Rose.
00:28:20Mm-hmm.
00:28:21Saved you a seat.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:23No, you don't.
00:28:24Jason.
00:28:25You say, man?
00:28:26Sorry, Eric.
00:28:27On the way back?
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30Sure.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32You should.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:38You say, man?
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:40On the way back?
00:28:41Yeah.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:43Sure.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:48Wow.
00:28:49Goopi!
00:28:50I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:52Boopy, I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Hi.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:21Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:30Uh, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:20What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch out, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:59You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:31Oh, my God.
00:34:33Oh, my God.
00:34:36I...
00:34:36Oh, my God.
00:34:37I...
00:34:38All right.
00:34:39Good.
00:34:48Good.
00:34:48Big hug.
00:34:49All right.
00:34:50Good.
00:34:50Good.
00:34:51Good.
00:34:51I McWean.
00:34:53Good.
00:34:55Good.
00:34:56Good.
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Hey, I just want to say thank you for stafing my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42She said, I was just walking by outside.
00:38:59She said, I was just walking by outside.
00:39:03She said, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:14I've been stood out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:38What?
00:39:41Hey, you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:46Oh.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56Okay?
00:40:57You okay?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11What?
00:41:11I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:15Look, I'm sorry.
00:41:16I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31I've been so stupid
00:41:35I'll never speak to him again
00:41:40It's probably for the best
00:41:41That guy's a pig
00:41:43Yeah
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah
00:42:01Yeah, sure, let's go
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care
00:42:34Well, you will
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan
00:42:38And you're going to ace this
00:42:40And
00:42:40Oh, no
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night
00:42:52And they're going to prom together
00:42:55But he said he liked me
00:43:00But he said he liked me
00:43:00Hey, virgin
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking
00:43:18And we're going to prom together
00:43:20Hmm, that's a lie
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin
00:43:29Enough, Sloan
00:43:31I'm done
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games
00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut
00:43:40Everyone knows it
00:43:43And no one seems to care
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous
00:43:50Because I don't believe it
00:43:53And even if it were true
00:43:55I wouldn't want him
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:43:59Who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth
00:44:03You take that back
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:18Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:20Bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:22Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow my foot
00:44:29Oh my god, I think she broke my foot
00:44:31Rose
00:44:34This school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:38When it comes to violence
00:44:39Third strike
00:44:40You're out
00:44:41Expelled
00:44:43Now go get your things
00:44:46But
00:44:47I didn't touch her
00:44:49I didn't touch you
00:44:50I said go
00:44:52You heard the man go
00:44:55And
00:45:07Expelled
00:45:09With the academy decathlon
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch
00:45:32What?
00:45:34You heard me
00:45:35You were jealous of no's
00:45:37And because of that
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:40Oh, honey
00:45:41You were never going to college
00:45:42You're too stupid
00:45:43Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05Gabby, wait
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now
00:46:17We're disqualified
00:46:18We're disqualified
00:46:19Rose
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team
00:46:23And now we've lost
00:46:24But I tried
00:46:25No
00:46:25I don't get a scholarship
00:46:27I don't get to go to college
00:46:29And it's all because of you
00:46:32But
00:46:33You
00:46:34And your drama
00:46:36Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot
00:47:09You
00:47:32Mm
00:47:34Mm
00:47:34Mm
00:47:34Mm
00:47:36Mm
00:47:37Mm
00:47:38Mm
00:47:39Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06Eric, she finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me, for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:56Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Did I?
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:30I love you, too.
00:53:05I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:35Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Pre-person.
00:55:46Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Roseby Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31What the?
00:56:56No, everyone, turn it off!
00:56:57Turn off the videos!
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day.
00:57:01Not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:10Security, please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me!
00:57:16Do not touch me!
00:57:17Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen!
00:57:19No.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22No.
00:57:23No.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25No.
00:57:26No.
00:57:27No.
00:57:28No.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30No.
00:57:31No.
00:57:32No.
00:57:33No.
00:57:34No.
00:57:35No.
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:38No.
00:57:39You
00:57:43No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media,
00:58:34or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:25She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:39I'd like to do all the dances.
00:59:43Stop laughing.
00:59:45Don't let me go.
00:59:47No...
00:59:49No...
00:59:50No...
00:59:51No.
00:59:52No.
00:59:53No.
00:59:59Hey...
01:00:01Wanna dance?
01:00:04Get lost, asshole.
01:00:06lost asshole everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a
01:00:19moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded
01:00:27an academic scholarship gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:01:08and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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