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Naughty Yachty
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00:01I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
00:11Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company in the world is hard.
00:19Welcome aboard, the Miss Emily.
00:21The finest yacht this side of the Atlantic.
00:24Spend the weekend with me on my own.
00:30I have never met anyone like you before.
00:38Everything about you excites me.
00:50Cassie, meet our CEO, Mario Bonacorsi.
00:55Mario is my husband.
01:00What the fuck?
01:01I don't care if she's a two or a ten.
01:03Fucking get rid of her.
01:04Grace, get out.
01:06You're fired.
01:07I love you, Cassie.
01:09Joan and the Part Joe
01:14Of theена and the critical timet Le?,
01:16Look at the first tour today.
01:17Sorry-
01:18See you.
01:19HALONINE
01:28Another Bahama Mama.
01:30Please.
01:31You're out of rum.
01:32Can you please sit down mine?
01:33There's no way.
01:34It's true.
01:35True.
01:36Nope.
01:37You finished the bottle.
01:38You drink too much.
01:39I'm blowing off some steam.
01:41Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company
01:46in the world is hard.
01:48You're sucking the minibar dry.
01:50You sound like Grace.
02:01Really, Mario?
02:02Another blown sale?
02:04It's pennies to us.
02:06We'll be fine.
02:07Fuck, we will.
02:08I'd rather die than fall into the middle class.
02:12Maybe if you didn't spend so much money,
02:14we'd be in better shape.
02:15Look, I hired a new designer.
02:18She's young.
02:19We need fresh ideas.
02:21People love my designs.
02:23She starts next week.
02:30I'm going to go grab a drink.
02:34Come on.
02:38Move.
02:46Hmm.
02:50This is Mario.
02:52Get your ass back to the office.
02:54Hi, Grace.
02:55I'm doing so well.
02:56Thank you for asking.
02:57I mean it, Mario.
02:59Yeah, I'm in the middle of a mimosa. I can't.
03:00Well, we have a meeting with Prince Fizzlebottom.
03:04We need to prep.
03:05No, I'm not doing that.
03:07Why the hell not?
03:08I asked you to give me the weekend. Give me that.
03:10I could give a fuck about your little weekend excursion.
03:13Yeah, and that's the problem. You don't care about me.
03:15Our marriage is a sham. We're not in love.
03:18Love? Don't talk to me about love.
03:21You plus me equals yacht money, period.
03:24Look, I'm no value to this company if I'm this burned out.
03:27I will talk to you on Monday.
03:37I've always loved yachts.
03:40The sea, the sound of the waves, the fish swimming alongside the boat.
03:47It brings me this calmness, you know?
03:51Yeah, I like to make waves with you.
03:54What now?
03:55Yeah, take that poop deck to Pound Town.
03:58For fuck's sake.
04:00Oh, actually, hold that thought.
04:04Captain's got to go drain the main barge.
04:06Don't miss me too hard.
04:10Look.
04:11I have eyes, you know.
04:33Yeah, but you also have a six-pack.
04:37Can't blame a girl for staring.
04:39But that ain't so bad now, it really...
04:43I like to knock me off.
04:44I'm Mario.
04:46Cassie.
04:46I messed up real good.
04:49So don't let those times that I don't feel like...
04:52Hey, asshole.
04:59Stop talking to my girl.
05:00I'll knock your teeth out.
05:02I'm not your girl.
05:04I literally met you five minutes ago.
05:07That's not what your inner thighs were telling me.
05:11Oh, what are you gonna do about a tough guy?
05:15Oh!
05:16Oh!
05:17Damn!
05:19Nice knockout.
05:21Look.
05:21I don't have time for romance.
05:26I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
05:30Hmm.
05:31I'm not asking you to fall in love.
05:34Spend the weekend with me on my yacht.
05:37Come on.
05:41You had me at yacht.
05:44Listen here, jackass.
05:46You cannot do that to me.
06:13Fuck.
06:14Fuck.
06:14Fuck.
06:15Fuck.
06:15Fuck.
06:15Fuck.
06:15Fuck.
06:15Fuck.
06:15Grace won't like some whore
06:24dirting up the yacht?
06:26That's nowhere to treat a guest, Helen.
06:29There's some dick at the bar when she got injured.
06:31Grace won't know.
06:33Could you help me
06:35get some pajamas on her, please?
06:37I'm staying out of this.
06:45Wow.
06:58Women of the night just lack
07:00professionalism these days.
07:04I'm not a prostitute.
07:06Where the hell am I?
07:09You are sitting on the Miss Emily.
07:12Find a yacht this side of the Atlantic.
07:15Well, fuck. I'm underdressed.
07:18I brought you here after that dipshit
07:20at the bar knocked you out.
07:22Oh, thanks.
07:24I guess
07:25I better get going.
07:29Stay.
07:30For breakfast.
07:31I don't know.
07:33Come on. I'll make you world-class eggs.
07:35You need to leave.
07:47Why?
07:48My job
07:49is
07:50to protect Mario
07:56and you're
07:57nothing but trouble.
07:59Well,
08:01last time
08:02I checked,
08:03Mario invited me to stay.
08:06So,
08:07I'm staying.
08:11Mario isn't someone
08:12you want to get involved with.
08:14Listen,
08:15if a Hawkeye
08:17is inviting me
08:17on his yacht
08:18for the day,
08:19I'm all in.
08:21That's like
08:24every
08:24every girl's
08:26wet
08:26dream.
08:28Fine.
08:30Prepare to have
08:31your heart broken.
08:33good morning.
08:54I feel like a dump
08:55truck ran over me
08:57last night.
09:03Oh, fuck me.
09:16That's good.
09:19Damn.
09:22I have
09:23never met
09:25anyone like you before.
09:30You must
09:31live a peaceful life.
09:33or
09:35boring.
09:48Okay.
09:50How do you want
09:51to drink?
09:55I'm fine with whatever.
09:57Come on.
09:58That's not
09:59an answer.
10:01Gotta give me
10:01something here.
10:03Do you want
10:03them scrambled,
10:04fried,
10:06sunny side up?
10:08Raw?
10:10Raw?
10:11Raw.
10:12Raw.
10:13Okay.
10:22Did you
10:23save
10:23any for me?
10:25No,
10:26they're all mine.
10:27these are
10:41fantastic.
10:44Give it back.
10:45Oh, it's technically
10:46it's my fork.
10:47Actually, so.
10:48Yeah, well,
10:49it has my
10:50slobber on it.
10:51Oh,
10:51mine too.
10:54Only one cure for it.
11:00What's the cure?
11:01Sure.
11:04Taking me on an adventure
11:06today.
11:09Is that all?
11:14Yep.
11:17You can do that.
11:18You can do that.
14:48I don't know, I'll make you a regional manager of Yacht Dining Room.
15:18Oh my gosh, Grace, I won't let you down, I won't let you down, thank you.
15:41I won't let you down, I won't let you down, thank you.
16:11I won't let you down, I won't let you down, thank you.
16:23I won't let you down, I won't let you down, thank you.
16:39I won't let you down, thank you.
17:09I won't let you down, thank you.
17:21I won't let you down, thank you.
17:33I won't let you down, thank you.
17:45I won't let you down, thank you.
18:01You don't have to be so gentle with me, you know?
18:05I like rough seas.
18:07I can take care of that.
18:09Come stand a little closer, I'll drop dead.
18:15You are naughty?
18:17No, you hurt about what I said, yeah.
18:21I don't need much but I need you, baby are you down, down, down, down?
18:27Usually I play hard to get.
18:35So I'm different?
18:37Yeah, you're different.
18:41You make me excited about the future.
18:45Don't mess with no pounds.
18:47Don't take me, Captain.
18:49Down, down, down, down.
18:51Yeah, oh, we're only starting but I'm falling for you right now.
18:57Girl, I know it's crazy but you know things get hazy when I'm in the world.
19:03So, baby, where you been?
19:09Helen, I told you to get Mario's ass back to the office.
19:13I'm doing my best.
19:14Obviously not good enough.
19:16Considering that Mario is not sitting in his office designing something brilliant right now.
19:21This girl hasn't under some spell.
19:24Oh, barf.
19:26I don't care who he fucks.
19:28As long as he doesn't fuck with my money.
19:30Give me one more day.
19:32Fine, one more day, Helen.
19:34But you better not fuck this up.
19:40Did you know you have a mole on your ass?
19:42I do not.
19:44Wouldn't I know better than you?
19:47No, I have the greatest ass around here.
19:49What are you talking about?
19:51My ass would disagree.
19:55Can't argue that.
19:56No.
20:00Mario!
20:01What the fuck, Helen?
20:03Grace needs to talk to you.
20:05Who's Grace?
20:07His wife?
20:10His wife?
20:16You're married?
20:20You're married?
20:21I'll tell Grace you'll call her back.
20:24Okay, Cassie, I can explain.
20:26Seems pretty black and white to me.
20:28Yeah, we're not happy.
20:29How original.
20:30Okay, it's less of a marriage and more of a business arrangement.
20:34Fuck off.
20:37I should have known.
20:38All men are shit.
20:41Cassie.
20:43Cassie.
20:44I never want to see your rotten cheater face again.
20:48So, I guess that's over with.
20:59Oh, fuck off, Helen.
21:01You ruined everything.
21:03I'm doing my job.
21:05Mom?
21:06You're not working for me or for Grace?
21:35This is for the best.
21:38You start your new job on Monday.
21:40You're a big girl now.
21:41Act like it.
21:52You have no idea how excited I am to be here.
21:55I'm very pleased to have you here.
21:57You're a perfect fit for the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
22:00I promise I won't let you down.
22:02Good.
22:03Let me show you to your desk.
22:17And this is your desk.
22:18It's right next to my assistant, Tatum.
22:21He's the office gremlin.
22:23Try your best to ignore him.
22:24Hi there, Cassisaurus Rex.
22:27Welcome to the family.
22:29Oh, Tatum.
22:30You're so annoying.
22:31You're so annoying.
22:32You're so annoying.
22:41So glad you're here.
22:56Please let me know if you need anything.
22:59Like anything.
23:00Thanks, Tatum.
23:01That's enough.
23:04He's my sister's son.
23:08And we are here.
23:19Already?
23:20Nope.
23:21And how long an adventure did you expect?
23:36No, I just thought you'd take me somewhere further.
23:39I thought I only had you through the weekend.
23:42You only have one chance.
23:44Make the most of it.
23:46Oh, I'm going to make the ice cream.
23:48Trust.
23:58You're getting settled in?
24:00Yeah.
24:01So I'd love to know how you got into the yacht business.
24:04Most kids your age would rather be on a party boat than discussing passerelles.
24:08I like that you appreciate yachts.
24:13I feel most of the home in the water.
24:22This is my dad's old yacht.
24:24Whenever I'm on here, it makes me think of our time to spend together.
24:27My grandfather was a tugboat captain.
24:30That's what got me into the business.
24:32You're in the business?
24:34Yes.
24:35I start my new job Monday.
24:38I guess you could say it's been in my bones since I was a kid.
24:43I love that you were a yacht kid.
24:46I was too.
24:47Okay, listen, Cassie.
24:48We have a huge opportunity with a VIP client.
24:52I can't say who.
24:54It's a prince.
24:55We need fresh ideas.
24:57And that no good husband of mine is M.I.A.
25:00Don't get me started.
25:02Men are the worst.
25:03Yes.
25:04I knew I was right about you.
25:06This is the brief.
25:08I need a dozen brilliant ideas by lunchtime.
25:11I'll get started right away.
25:13But first, let's introduce you to the team.
25:20Oh, Mario.
25:21So nice of you to grace us with your presents.
25:24Good morning, everyone.
25:28So before we get started, I'd like to introduce you all
25:31to our new design specialist, Cassie Morgan.
25:34Cassie.
25:43Welcome aboard.
25:45Uh, thanks.
25:47Mario.
25:48Mario is my husband.
25:50Okay.
25:52What the fuck?
25:53what the fuck what the fuck uh grace she oversees hiring and i i swear i didn't know i didn't know
26:21you're my fucking boss let me explain please
26:29okay grace and i both come from prominent yacht building families we got married so we
26:36could merge our businesses we loved making money and being a yachting power couple but the marriage
26:42was a mistake we were never in love but i'm afraid that if we get a divorce it's going to
26:48destroy the business but you still lied to me mario you should have told me you were the ceo
26:54of the bonacorsi yacht corporation yeah but i wanted you to get to know me for me not my money or yacht
27:00prestige because i'm so shallow right you have to quit no no cassie i need you please you you make me
27:09excited about life again please stay please stay i need a minute
27:23i never felt for grace when i feel for you
27:37prove it
27:53you have to be punished for that ship you pose
28:21yeah
28:36okay cassie hey hey cassie you can't meet me like this i am a ceo
28:43can i have a meeting with you and mario i have some ideas i'd love to share
28:53yes fabulous i love your ambition this is amazing i'm so excited i hope you have something good
29:03i tried to reach mario but he seems really busy i guess you're stuck with me
29:07well according to yachts of america hot tubs are the latest rage i think we could take it a step
29:16farther and introduce japanese tubs japanese tubs they're elegant little pools with seating for
29:23ultimate spa luxury if we do this right it'll be the next big trend in yachts this is great i love the
29:29this is great i love the rocks in the background this is great sure is a fireball huh
29:43uh don't just stand there with your dick in your hand help me
29:53i really think it's more about the motion
30:15motion of the ocean than the actual oh where have you been i tried calling
30:26it's tight i was tied up cassie had some brilliant ideas for the prince's yacht
30:31yeah yeah cassie i would love to see them would you mind meeting me in my office
30:36please it would be my pleasure come on team let's go make mama some money
30:50that was a dirty little trick you played this is not the yacht this is my business
30:55i can't do this mario i care too much about my career and i can't let you get in the way of
30:59accomplishing my goals who said i'm getting in the way of your goals i'm not the same girl that i
31:03was two days ago i've matured grace says i have a chance to advance here i'm the head designer
31:10cassie my name is on that door assuming that grace runs this business is a mistake i'm the ceo
31:17impress me don't tempt me mario you mean like this nope not working how about this nothing
31:30how about now definitely not
31:40i love you did you fall and hit your head do i need to call 9-1-1 i love you cassie
31:50why because you make me feel alive again like i can breathe again
31:55even if i did love you i can't do this mario
32:17the z mario banagorsi of z banagorsi yacht association or whatever always keep his clients
32:33waiting no a drink i texted him he's on his way
32:44i'm so sorry to keep you waiting it's not like i have a country to attend to
32:49i assume you've seen my notes notes my thoughts on the designs
32:55yes uh where should we start did you even look at them the paper with the colors
33:02mario has been working day and night on your yacht designs i assure you
33:07i'm a prince i demand respect drink
33:12your yacht is our top priority then act like it i leave the country in two days okay if i do not see my
33:18designs by then i will i must go to the caprizzi yacht corporation the caprizis have nothing on the
33:24bonacorsis they can barely float a pontoon make me a super cool yacht or i will have no choice and
33:37the fuck was that mario get your head in the game do the best i can grace hell yeah holland told me
33:42about your little distraction oh so you're spying on me now you know the deal i don't care who you stick
33:47your dick into just don't let it fuck with our company hi i was hoping i could run some ideas past
34:07you good i am drowning here what are we looking at okay so the prince wants to be able to sleep 10
34:17on his yacht with three bedrooms in an office and i need to be able to squeeze in two extra beds
34:23so the yacht king himself mario bonacorsi needs my help luckily the solution is so obvious
34:31please enlighten me we put a murphy bed in the office and a pull-out couch in the living room
34:38with the right ergonomics the fluid dynamics will remain consistent that could sacrifice the office
34:46closet for the murphy bed and desk raise the flybridge by six inches and voila you're a genius
34:51i guess i am the one steering the ship in this relationship relationship
35:01i didn't mean that i want to be with you then get a divorce
35:08it's not that simple it's a piece of paper if i get a divorce it'll completely ruin the name of the
35:13company then why are you trying so hard to get in my pants i'm not trying to just get in your pants i
35:17want every bit of you you can't say things like that with a wedding ring on your finger
35:24give me some time give me some time it's so hard to hate you
35:44so
35:54it's you cassie it's always going to be you
36:12oh
36:20hey no
36:23too close yes mrs grace schedule an emergency board meeting now what about your bunions my bunions will
36:29have to wait
36:34thank you for being here i apologize for the short notice there is an incident that needs to be addressed
36:39immediately office professionalism tatum
36:45lesson one treat your co-workers with kindness great advice she is so wise shut up okay moving on
36:55lesson two watch your language reach it mrs grace tatum that's enough
37:02lesson three don't fuck your boss
37:13cassie you have something to add um are you sure i mean you're the one fucking mario after all surely
37:20you have something to say grace stock and you a hooker is one thing but i never thought you'd stoop so low
37:28you're giving up you're giving up a yacht for a rowboat
37:32you're giving up your boat
37:34fuck you she's obviously only using you for your money and your yacht prestige
37:39grace it's over face it you've been riding my coattails for far too long
37:44You're nothing without me.
37:47I love Cassie.
37:49Who is now fired?
37:53I told you I didn't want any distractions.
37:55I wanted to succeed on my own, and you ruined that for me.
37:58Cassie.
37:59Poor little Cassie.
38:01Who do you think really makes all the decisions around here?
38:04Tatum?
38:06Your yacht career is finished.
38:08You will never work in the boat building business again.
38:11Wait, no, Grace, I didn't know that he was your husband.
38:14Bullshit!
38:15Don't even try to friend me on LinkedIn.
38:17I won't accept it.
38:18Tatum, get her out of here.
38:25Bye-bye.
38:32Stop.
38:36What do you want, Mario?
38:38You ruined my life.
38:39I'll talk to Grace.
38:41It's too late.
38:43The ship has sunk.
38:46But what about us?
38:48There's no us.
38:50Mario, you lied to me from the very beginning.
38:55How could I ever trust you?
38:59Cassie, I'm in love with you.
39:08Goodbye, Mario.
39:09Mario, let's go.
39:11I'm so sorry you had experienced that ugliness.
39:19Let's get back to Prince Fizzlebottom.
39:22Grace.
39:23Look at who it is.
39:24The man of the hour.
39:26Did you squeeze a quickie in with your girlfriend before she was drug out of here?
39:30Grace, get out.
39:31You're fired.
39:32Excuse me?
39:36Get your shit and get out.
39:38That's hilarious.
39:39The Bonacorsi Corporation is nothing without me.
39:43I don't need you anymore.
39:44You humiliated me for the last time.
39:47I want you out of my business and out of my life.
39:49You don't mean that.
39:51Security!
39:52Wouldn't dare.
39:54Take her away.
39:57Mario, you'll regret this.
39:59You're nothing without me.
40:01Mrs. Grace, don't make this harder than it has to be.
40:04I'm getting you, Mario.
40:05I'm getting you a girlfriend, too.
40:07All right.
40:09Let's get back to work.
40:10The prince leaves tomorrow.
40:11We get a yacht to design.
40:13Shall I rub your feet, sir?
40:14Don't you have a master's degree in marine architecture?
40:17I do.
40:19Let's get to drafting.
40:20Your butler days are over.
40:21Thank you, Mr. Mario.
40:28Okay.
40:29You have the heartbeat of a lion.
40:30Okay.
40:31That's it.
40:33It's a pleasure to see you, Prince Fizzlebottom.
40:35I hope you are prepared this time.
40:37We have some great ideas I think you're going to be very happy with.
40:41What happened to your wife?
40:44Ex-wife.
40:45Grace no longer works for the company.
40:46Oh, so good.
40:48That woman was insufferable.
40:51Eh.
40:52I don't see.
40:55Ah.
40:56Oh, la, la.
40:58Japanese hot tub.
41:00Okay, now this is a Bon Gorsi design.
41:03Well, I can't take full credit.
41:05The layout was created by a brilliant new design specialist, Cassie.
41:09Oh, I want her, Cassie, to spearhead my yacht.
41:12Yes, your majesty.
41:14As soon as I win her back.
41:16Oh, go get the tiger.
41:17Ha, ha, ha.
41:19Yeah.
41:23Ah.
41:24I'm glad you came.
41:35Start talking.
41:38Grace is out.
41:40She's no longer at the company.
41:41Well, I guess that's good for you, then.
41:46It's good for us.
41:49There is no us, Mario.
41:51I want to hire you back.
41:53Head of yacht design.
41:54Your first client is a VIP.
42:02So what?
42:03Prince Fizzle Bottom.
42:05The fucking prince?
42:07Yep.
42:08He loved your designs.
42:10Especially the Japanese hot tub.
42:12Son of a bitch.
42:17He wants you to be the lead designer for his yacht.
42:21Get the fuck out of here.
42:24So what do you say?
42:25I can't, Mario.
42:34Why not?
42:36I was humiliated.
42:42I'm sorry.
42:44Things are going to be different without Grace in charge.
42:47It doesn't matter.
42:48I can't show my face there ever again.
42:52Cassie, listen.
42:53Come back and start fresh.
42:56You're a trailblazer.
42:58It's one of the reasons I love you.
43:00Keep talking.
43:05I don't just have feelings for you, okay?
43:08I want you to come back to work because I think you are a brilliant yacht designer.
43:13You really think so?
43:15You impressed the prince on your first day.
43:18The sky is the limit.
43:19I want to grow the business with you.
43:21Only you.
43:24Please come back.
43:29I want to hear you beg.
43:33Okay.
43:36Cassie, for the love of yachts, please come back to work.
43:41I cannot live without you.
43:43You know what, Mario?
43:48What?
43:52I love you too.
43:53I love you too.
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44:10I love you too.
44:11I love you too.
44:12Now what?
44:17Take me to my cabin.
44:21Yes, ma'am.
44:42Cheers, to one year of partnership.
44:46There's no one I'd rather do it with.
44:48Do what?
44:50Business or sex?
44:52Both.
44:54That's what I thought.
45:12Cassie.
45:18What the fuck?
45:20Cassie.
45:21Oh my fucking god.
45:23Okay, would you let me finish?
45:24I always let you finish.
45:26Cassie.
45:27Okay, fine, go.
45:31I love you.
45:32I love you?
45:35My business,
45:37my yacht,
45:39my life
45:40wouldn't be what it is without you.
45:44It's always been you.
45:46Will you marry me?
45:49Obviously.
46:11I'm so glad you decided to meet me.
46:17I could get into so much trouble.
46:19What do you want?
46:24Revenge.
46:25I'm so glad I didn't.
46:26I'm so glad I didn't show you.
46:33T joining the vlog with the trailer,
46:34all right,
46:35he's a superhero,
46:36that's all right.
46:37I've heard him.
46:38You're like,
46:39you're so Johnny.
46:40I'm so sorry this game,
46:41I know.
46:42You're so sorry this game.
46:43I've heard him,
46:44you're so sorry.
46:45I can't wait.
46:46No, I can't wait.
46:47No, I can't wait.
46:48No, I have a trip.
46:49I can't wait.
46:50No, just don't wait.
46:51I can't wait.
46:52No.
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