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00:01Ladies and gentlemen, Elias.
00:16Hello, I am Elias.
00:30Hello, I am Elias.
00:38Ladies and gentlemen, Elias.
00:44Hello, I am Elias.
01:00Hello, I am Elias.
01:19Hello, I am Elias.
01:22Hello, I am Elias.
01:31And have you ever seen a more handsome band in your life?
01:38Now tonight is going to be something very special.
01:44In fact, right now I am going to do something that has never been done before.
01:50In front of the entire world, Elias, Elias, if you're ready, let's do this.
01:59Count me in.
02:20Oi.
02:31Wow.
02:32wow so impressive so impressive yeah you did it man you did it i tell you what you guys after that
02:51stand up come on elias don't be shy stand up too boys you deserve it take a bow
03:00that was great i tell you what you guys did great but i'm going to take it from here
03:13i have got one question for everybody here tonight
03:20who wants to walk with elias
03:26well ladies and gentlemen
03:38and if you liked what you saw there wait until you see the guys that play the triangle
03:51and the bass and the harpsichord
03:57ladies and gentlemen my performance tonight will be the greatest in rock and roll in wrestlemania
04:03history over 80 000 people have filled up metlife to witness the greatest blessing they will ever see
04:12and that is because of a universal truth
04:17one that i am certain that everyone here knows
04:21and that is that wwe stands for
04:25i said wwe stands for
04:30now for my first song tonight
04:43i wrote something especially
04:45for wrestlemania it's near and dear to my heart
04:49it's going to be the anthem for wrestlemania for years to come
04:53i just need everyone to silence their cell phones
04:57hold their applause
04:59but most importantly
05:02shut your mouth
05:05breaking news here from the 1932 world series
05:24game three between the chicago cubs and new york yankees
05:29is in full swing
05:30it's the top of the fifth
05:32and the great bambino bay bruce
05:34has stepped into the box
05:36and he is
05:38well i can't believe this
05:41he is calling his shot
05:43you are hearing me directly dear mule
05:47the subliminal sluts
05:49the leader of murderers
05:51the greatest slugger of all time
05:54bay bruce
05:54is pointing his finger
05:56directly towards center field
05:58calling his shot
05:59i can't believe my eyes
06:01the pitch is in
06:05and my god what a shot
06:10a gargantuan blast deep into center
06:13and it is out of here
06:18my god that babe has done it
06:21a mammoth home run by bay bruce
06:25and the yankees have taken the lead
06:27i've never seen anything like it
06:30and would you look at this now
06:32the babe coming out for a curtain call
06:36there is a doctor in the house
07:02this is great
07:05a doctor of thuganomics
07:08i'm completely shocked
07:11what a surprise
07:12oh i wanted to see a live perform so bad
07:15but this is a awesome interruption
07:17well you're the only one out of 80,000 plus renee
07:20but thank god that doctor of thuganomics is here
07:23we're going old school
07:24time to put some stank on it
07:26we're going 2002
07:27the doc's in the house
07:29this is absolutely incredible
07:39and he's fourth the babe's number
07:44ryan is not happy about this
07:49new dead man age
07:51and we can pop and make a famous
07:52taking over earth and still kicking in the rain
07:55this is worth life
07:56this is racist under novice
07:58this is racist under novice
08:00yo yo yo yo yo
08:02kill the beat
08:03kill the beat
08:04kill the beat
08:04kill the beat
08:05the doctor with thuganomics is back
08:29and poor elias just got the worst deal
08:35cause you standing in the ring when john cena about to turn heel
08:39silence your cell phone
08:47hold your applause
08:49shut your mouth
08:50and no string plucks
08:52feel like i'm watching one of my movies
08:55cause this whole damn thing sucks
08:57this means walk with elias
09:08nah i'm not really feeling it
09:11because without the guitar
09:13what it really means
09:15is wasted wrestling experiment
09:18i'm a bad man
09:24my style like a pit bull
09:26bit you
09:26and you ain't even half a dog
09:29you just a little piece of
09:30damn
09:34got him
09:37i'd ask him to do a duet
09:54but you just put it on the shelf
09:56cause everybody here just saw
09:58you only like playing with yourself
10:00and they call me the golden shovel
10:08so i'm about to bury your push
10:11your face looks like my nuts
10:17except you gotta bury your bush
10:21oh
10:25looks like i wore out my welcome
10:28it's about time that i left you
10:29so there'll be no aa for today
10:32but
10:33you
10:35about to get the
10:37oh
10:40john cena
10:41and the five knuckles shuffle
10:55we're gonna pump him up
10:58well it's now called the aa
11:01there's a throwback call
11:03man
11:08we're in life
11:09we're in life indeed
11:11the 16th time
11:12world champion
11:14john cena
11:15makes his appearance this year
11:17at wrestlemania
11:19rush to the chagrin
11:21of elias
11:23what a verbal
11:24it's so cool
11:25elias just got schooled
11:27i'm all for elias having his concert through it
11:32in any capacity
11:33but at wrestlemania
11:34at matlight stadium
11:36by the doctor of thuganomics
11:38throwback old school john cena
11:41i mean it's about as cool as it gets
11:42it's so good
11:44what a moment
11:45found out a lot about elias during that
11:50get your reinforcement
11:52we strike quick with heart
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