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Full A Billionaire Returns To A Small Town In Hiding Only To Be Abandoned By His Wife
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00:00the market valuation. Bravo.
00:15You sure you won't take the jets? You're CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.
00:19This truck is just...
00:21Nothing wrong with a road trip. I want to keep it a surprise.
00:24I'm gonna go home for Christmas with my wife and tell her who I really am.
00:30Big City Company Maple Tech is coming to our town to build a mall.
00:44Bring everyone jobs. Don't y'all forget, as mayor, I'm the one that made this happen.
00:50I am putting our town on the map.
00:53Maple Tech CEO Mr. A did those things.
00:57He built the company from scratch. He is bringing jobs.
01:02Yes. And as mayor, I brought Maple Tech here. And its mysterious CEO. Me.
01:09When do we get to meet the CEO?
01:11He'll be here tomorrow, and I'm gonna throw him a big ol' welcome party
01:14where he will finally reveal his identity to me. To us.
01:18Mom, I can't wait to see Daddy.
01:21Here, see. Come on.
01:24Jane?
01:26Jane Reynolds? You look as stunning as you did in high school.
01:30You're not still married to that punching bag loser, Eddie.
01:33My dad's not a loser.
01:39Dad's not a loser.
01:42Oh, darling. When we were in high school, your daddy was a big-time loser.
01:50He was going nowhere with his life.
01:52Which is why he skipped town and left you and your mom in shame.
01:58Making fun of a little girl at Christmas time.
02:02Are you sure you're this town's mayor or just its local school?
02:07And the mall looks great, y'all. You really didn't have to do all this for me.
02:10Mr. Andrews, our CEO.
02:13That's the Maple Tech CEO. He's a day early.
02:17I am so sorry, sir. We were not expecting you until tomorrow.
02:22Um, but let me be the first to say this, but finally you-
02:24I don't know!
02:25The loser, Eddie Andrews.
02:39Can't possibly be the Maple Tech CEO.
02:44False alarm, everyone!
02:46It's not the CEO. It's a deadbeat loser that I used to beat up in high school.
02:51Jane, I know I've been gone for far too long, but I've been working.
02:57I'm just glad that you're home.
03:02Make sure you come back tomorrow where we will welcome a man who is exactly the opposite of Eddie.
03:06A real man! A rich man! A CEO!
03:11The CEOs, right?
03:14Duncan, don't tell me you're still jealous that Jane picked me over you.
03:18I'm so-
03:19Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna kiss my wife and take her home.
03:23I'm so-
03:24I'm so-
03:25My family's going home.
03:26My family's going home.
03:27Bye-bye!
03:28Sir, when are you going to reveal to these people that you're CEO?
03:44Soon. But I want to spend Christmas with my family until then first.
03:49Yes.
03:50That's the CEO. He's hot.
03:56Hey! Woohoo!
04:00You're just so glad you're here. It's been so hard being a part of yourself.
04:03Well, I am never, ever going to leave my family ever again. Okay?
04:08Well, well, well. Deadbeat husband and father finally returns.
04:17The only thing this family wants for Christmas is for you to get out of our lives.
04:22Divorce Jane now.
04:25Mom, what are you doing?
04:27What you should have done years ago. Your husband was a loser back then, and he clearly still is.
04:33Sasha, don't listen to them. Dad, tell Mom that she's being crazy.
04:39Eddie, Maple Tech came this Christmas. All the real men in town got great jobs.
04:45You're still a loser.
04:47Hey.
04:48Shame!
04:50Princess, don't listen to your grandma, okay? She's just tired.
04:54Tired of you? You worthless.
04:56Can you not take that tone in front of my daughter? I'm teaching her manners and respect.
05:01Respect? Respect this family by leaving it. Sign the divorce papers.
05:08It's okay. I'll read it.
05:11Please. You can probably barely read.
05:15Our lawyer spent days on this. You can't comprehend it.
05:19You know what? I may just be a small town boy, but even I can see this document is rather flawed.
05:25You don't know anything about the laws. I'm going to get our lawyer on the phone to rip you a new one.
05:31He's so good, he does contracts for Maple Tech.
05:34Bob.
05:35Okay.
05:36Our worthless son-in-law is being annoying. Tell him what will happen to him if he doesn't sign.
05:41Gladly. What's that idiot saying?
05:44Bob? Is it? Great to meet you.
05:46Great to meet you. I just wanted to let you know this document is pretty flawed.
05:50Already I'm seeing in clause A, subsection B, that there's no legal precedent.
05:55And did I hear right? You work for Maple Tech? That's interesting.
06:00That voice. Um, you're right, sir. Don't sign it. I'm sorry to have bothered you.
06:05Ms. Reynolds, I resign as your attorney. Don't call me again.
06:11What?
06:13How do we recognize your voice? What in God's name?
06:16We paid our lawyer thousands of dollars to make that divorce agreement.
06:21How did nobody like Eddie know more than him?
06:24He's unemployed, so he has all the time in the world to read Wikipedia like an idiot. That's how.
06:31Daddy, why is Grandma mad? It's Christmas.
06:35I know, but everything's gonna be just fine. Let's go inside, all right?
06:44I'm not dropping Miss Eddie. This Christmas I will get Jane to dump you. I have a plan.
06:49With all due respect, Mrs. Reynolds, your daughter is the love of my life.
06:55And no amount of money could ever make me leave her.
06:58I wish Jane would have married a real man, like Jared.
07:01Oh, look. There he is now.
07:04Jane Reynolds!
07:07You look more stunning than I remember.
07:13Eddie!
07:16The last time I remember seeing you, me and the future mayor were stuffing you in a locker.
07:22Wasn't that the first time that Jane rejected you for me?
07:30You want another beatdown?
07:34Sasha, go play with your cousin Robbie, okay?
07:36Hi, cousin Robbie. Can I play?
07:47Ha-ha! My prince say you're dead's a loser. That means you are too!
07:51Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds.
07:55What a pleasure.
07:57Oh, you look so handsome and successful.
08:01Definitely, Jane.
08:03I mean, he looks better than he did in high school with that ridiculous mullet.
08:08Jane, show some respect.
08:10Jared is a highly successful businessman.
08:13He's an executive at Maple Tech.
08:15Oh, really?
08:16Uh-huh.
08:17You're an executive.
08:18Well, then you must have met the CEO, right?
08:20Well, what do you tell us?
08:22How is the big man?
08:24You're goddamn right I've met the CEO.
08:28He's a great man.
08:29He's entrusted me.
08:31I'm basically running the company office here in town and the mull project.
08:37Wow.
08:38You work for Maple Tech? Really?
08:43I assure you, kid.
08:45And your dad?
08:46He wouldn't know that kind of success.
08:50Would you, Eddie?
08:51Ha-ha, Sasha!
08:52Your dad's a loser!
08:55Hey, princess.
08:57Don't worry.
08:58I've got a feeling that Jared is gonna eat his words and get what he deserves pretty soon.
09:03The only thing Jared deserves is a promotion.
09:08He's big at Maple Tech.
09:09The CEO, he'll probably be calling and promoting me any day now.
09:13Don't worry about Eddie, Mrs. Reynolds.
09:15He's just jealous.
09:17Come on, everyone.
09:18It's Christmas, okay?
09:20Let's go for it.
09:28Why is that man Jared so mean?
09:31You know why?
09:33It's because successful men, they don't brag.
09:36They're humble.
09:39Hey, you wanna watch Daddy teach Jared a little Christmas lesson?
09:43It'll be our little secret, okay?
09:49Hey, we hired a local middle manager named Jared.
09:53Demote him for me.
09:54Yes, right away, Mr. A.
09:56Mr. A.
10:02Genie.
10:03Eddie can't give you what you deserve.
10:05With my high-paying job, I could give you it all.
10:08Jared, I'm married.
10:10You and Jared would make such a beautiful match.
10:13Yeah, middle management, it has its perks.
10:15I could take you out on the company dime.
10:18Maybe get his little hotel suite.
10:20Something tells me you're not management material, Jared.
10:24Eddie.
10:26Stop.
10:27What would you know about who or what Maple Tech material is?
10:32You're not cut out to wash the floors at the mall.
10:36I'm just saying.
10:37Maybe you should check on your current job status.
10:40What are you doing, Eddie?
10:42I want you to come home for good.
10:44So stop antagonizing Maple Tech.
10:45They are the biggest employer in town.
10:47Eddie isn't the kind of guy that Maple Tech would hire.
10:51Trust me.
10:52I know the CEO.
10:53The only thing I need to question about my job status is how soon they're going to be promoting me.
11:03It's Mrs. Henderson.
11:05Maple Tech VP.
11:06Oh, exciting.
11:07He's getting promoted.
11:08I'm going to get a promotion, and then you're going to be mine, Jane.
11:14You're not getting promoted, Jared.
11:15You're getting demoted.
11:16Mrs. Henderson.
11:17What an honor it is to speak with you again.
11:18Again?
11:19We've never met.
11:20And despite what you've been saying, you have no idea who our CEO is.
11:21You're not Maple Tech management material.
11:22We're demoting you to mailroom duties.
11:23What?
11:24But why?
11:25Please, no, no!
11:26What did you do, loser?
11:27Eddie, how did you know that?
11:28Only the CEO could have known that.
11:29The CEO?
11:30The CEO?
11:31Oh, no.
11:32No.
11:33No.
11:34No.
11:35No.
11:36No.
11:37No.
11:38No.
11:39No.
11:40No.
11:41No.
11:42No.
11:43No.
11:44No.
11:45No.
11:46No.
11:47No.
11:48No.
11:49No.
11:50No.
11:51No.
11:52The CEO?
11:53Eddie?
11:54Eddie, what's going on?
11:56Are you saying-
11:59Oh my god.
12:01No!
12:02No!
12:03He didn't do anything!
12:04This is a big misunderstanding.
12:06I want to go inside and make a phone call.
12:08Make you sorry.
12:18Craig?
12:19Stop drinking and help me!
12:21I got a bad bag, woman.
12:23It depends, yeah.
12:24Oh, Christ, that loser's here.
12:28Eddie, you remember my brother Craig and his wife Christina?
12:32Yeah, yeah, of course.
12:34Merry Christmas to you both.
12:35Uh, you're still married at this deadbeat, Jane?
12:41Nuh-uh. No presents for loser kids and their deadbeat dads.
12:44Haha.
12:47Oh, that's my baby!
12:50He's so funny.
12:52Jane, I don't know what your husband did with my job,
12:54but I'm going to sort it out.
12:56Wow, Jared!
12:58This is the best gift ever!
13:02Robbie, can I play with it?
13:04No, Joe, you're an advocate you are.
13:07Aww.
13:08Aww.
13:09Robbie, don't rub salt in Sasha's wounds.
13:14Her dad's too poor to buy her Christmas gifts.
13:21That's, uh, actually, uh, that's wrong.
13:24I did get her a Christmas gift.
13:27In fact, it's Maple Tech's new state-of-the-art virtual reality concept.
13:31Virtual reality?
13:33Wow, dad!
13:35No way!
13:36I don't believe it!
13:38Eddie, you really got her that?
13:40Of course not.
13:41Maple Tech hasn't even released that set to market yet.
13:44No one can buy it.
13:45LOL, Eddie.
13:46The new VR system from Maple Tech cost over $30,000.
13:51I'm lying to an idiot.
13:54You have no shame.
13:56Jane, this is how low your pathetic husband is stooped.
14:00Eddie, the holidays can be hard on a struggling parent.
14:04You don't have to lie.
14:06Just admit, you're too poor to buy your kid a gift.
14:10It's okay.
14:12But I was so excited.
14:14Sasha, honey, your dad didn't mean that.
14:18I would be a gift.
14:20Smaller gift.
14:21No.
14:22I did mean it.
14:23It's just waiting to be delivered at the local Maple Tech R&D warehouse.
14:27You are a lying sacri-
14:29It's not a toy store.
14:34It's a top secret classified facility.
14:36Employees don't even have access.
14:38A worthless, unemployed nobody shirt wall.
14:40You just don't get any toy gifts.
14:42Hahaha.
14:48Jared, Jared, Jared.
14:50You never learn, do you?
14:52I know the location of the secret warehouse.
14:55I even know the security code.
14:58Eddie, just stop. You're upsetting Sasha and getting your hopes up.
15:03You're shameless. You're...
15:09Jesus. The address of the warehouse is on it. On company letterhead.
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