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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you gonna quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:48I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:57You know something?
01:58That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh my god, what do I do?
02:13Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:49I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you do chicken vets?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10Your worst mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe he wants something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:39Chimmy, uh...
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:44Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:14Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're...
04:52Impressive, Ellie.
04:54Really...
04:56Really impressive.
04:58Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:02But you've got instincts.
05:03I'm just doing my job.
05:06And doing it...
05:08Beautifully.
05:09I might add.
05:10You should probably, um, get back.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Oh, Prisca, I can't.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:16Well...
05:18Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:27It's gonna be okay.
05:28I'm gonna get another job.
05:29And it's gonna be fine.
05:31It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:33I should've just let him.
05:36That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:42Sweetie.
05:43Did I get fired?
05:45You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:53Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:56Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:58I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06I'm sure you'll fight your way back up.
06:09Not to the people who say no.
06:11Look, you can either cry about it,
06:14or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:18Oh, right.
06:19Ask for, um, Colton.
06:29I'm Colton.
06:30You must be-
06:31I'm Colton.
06:32You must be-
06:33I'm Colton.
06:34You must be-
06:35My new employee.
06:36I'm your supervisor.
06:37You are my supervisor?
06:38Yes.
06:39You are my supervisor?
06:40Yes.
06:41You are my supervisor?
06:42Yes.
06:43Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
06:44Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
06:45Okay.
06:46You are my supervisor?
06:47You are my supervisor?
06:48I'm Colton you must be my new employee I'm your supervisor you are my supervisor yes
07:06come on I'll show you the kingdom thanks mr. Carter no just call me Colton or else it
07:16makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents taxes look I know that it's not
07:27very glamorous down here and let me guess you just cried in the bathroom for 30
07:31minutes and are now silently panicking yourself but I could promise you things
07:38are gonna be okay you seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms only on
07:43Mondays come on well this is your desk promise you it won't bite usually
07:55you want some water I'll go get you some water okay
08:02all right we're gonna have to calm down just breathe he's just a man with arms and a jawline
08:20the world's most underrated crisis management tool hydration in a paper cup and everything
08:28yeah well I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a
08:32subordinate you are I'm sorry that was totally inappropriate I was kidding okay
08:40Ellie look
08:47I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom but I can tell that you have something
08:57special everything's gonna be okay thanks
09:02of course
09:05so what were you doing upstairs I'm a marketing strategist or I was
09:21strategist in the mailroom Preston must be running this place blind if he had half a brain he would
09:28use social media to increase our stock that's what I would do at least oh it sounds like you've
09:33actually thought about this maybe a little bit I mean after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
09:40are we
09:42are we
09:42another tough one
09:51I got demoted
09:52to the mailroom
09:54did you do your homework
09:57yeah yeah whatever
09:58okay
09:59oh you also have a doctor's appointment
10:02if I can leave our car let me take you
10:03okay what's the point we can't even afford doctors
10:07I'm gonna get us through this okay
10:09I'm gonna take care of everybody hey
10:11you trust me right yeah
10:13promise yeah I trust you
10:17okay
10:18I've got it
10:20I'm gonna take care of everybody
10:23I'm gonna take care of everybody
10:24what's the point we have to do
10:24no
10:25no
10:25no
10:25no
10:26no
10:26no
10:27no
10:27no
10:28no
10:29no
10:29no
10:29no
10:50Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry. If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:08Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
11:20Not bad, huh? No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
11:40What was that? I don't know, I didn't say anything.
11:44I thought you said something.
11:46Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
11:52Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
11:56Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:04Okay.
12:06Quicker than me. I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:28You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:32How so?
12:40That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find it.
12:43You'll find out.
12:44What's that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:56Handle immediately.
12:58You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:02Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:06Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
13:16Jesus, Jesse, everybody saw us.
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:20Oh.
13:36I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:56I'm counting on that.
13:58Is he hitting on me?
14:01The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:05Okay.
14:26Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
14:28Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry, those girls back there, were they-
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:35They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I'm highly qualified.
14:40Relax.
14:41It can be our little dirty secret.
14:43I'll see you.
14:44He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
15:00I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:04I'll see you.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:13When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:23I'll see you.
15:24Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:25Oh, Commonwealth.
15:26When no one else is around.
15:27You know something?
15:28That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:30It just needs one little adjustment.
15:32There we go.
15:33Perfect.
15:34Oh my God.
15:35What do I do?
15:36Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:37You've used the CRM before?
15:38Yes.
15:39Good.
15:40Good.
15:41Good.
15:42Good.
15:43Good.
15:44Good.
15:45Good.
15:46Good.
15:47Good.
15:48Good.
15:49Good.
15:50Good.
15:51Good.
15:52Good.
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15:55Good.
15:56Good.
15:57Good.
15:58Good.
15:59Good.
16:00Good.
16:01Good.
16:02Good.
16:03Good.
16:04You do understand what your position's here, right?
16:06Um,
16:11I'm sorry, I'm not...
16:12I'm not feeling well if, if you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:31I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you take my vets?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52Your worst mom was.
16:57What's wrong?
16:57I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
17:02from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I...
17:14I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:21Chimney, huh?
17:22Is this an eviction notice?
17:25Are you kidding?
17:25Surprise.
17:29You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:32I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:37You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:50No, mom, take a hug.
17:55Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:04She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:06Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:09Ellie, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:18You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:29You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:48And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:51I think I should probably, um, get back.
18:53Oh, Priscilla, I can't.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:57Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:19Are you okay?
19:19Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie.
19:24Did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:32The mail room?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:40I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:51Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right.
20:01Ask for, um, Colton.
20:03See you next time.
20:04Bye.
20:07Bye.
20:15Bye.
20:16Bye.
20:23Bye.
20:25I'm Colton.
20:39You must be my new employee.
20:42I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:56No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:17But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:28Come on.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:41Want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:44Okay.
21:44All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Ellie, look.
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:41Thanks.
22:47Of course.
22:47So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:14Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:18Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Beck and leave work, or I'll let you take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey, you trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
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24:14Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
24:37I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:49You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it.
24:52I bribe new employees to like me.
24:55That's all.
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25:35let's go do some deliveries it's the best part of the job get to go inside get some fresh air
25:44enjoy some awkward elevator rides okay
25:57quicker than me try oh this is where i used to work right there
26:05i bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it they made a big mistake
26:12you want to make it a little bit more interesting
26:23that's not a good one i think they'll find out
26:35what does that say um it says baby goat loose on the third floor handle immediately you're crazy
26:45don't you think that that's a little risky isn't it
26:52oh my god someone's coming we have to go
26:54oh i think we're good
27:08i'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company
27:21i'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company
27:34really it is an honor to be here you will not be sorry you hired me i'm counting on that
27:40that is he hitting on me the marketing assistant claire will get you acclimated
27:58and relax it can be our little dirty secret
28:25he's hot but he's a broke clerk don't waste your time i mean it looks like you're all set up
28:46actually i'll see you i'll see you
28:55when are you gonna quit that menial job it's embarrassing son you're worth millions
29:04act like it
29:05i'll see you
29:11i'll see you
29:16thank you mr president oh commonwealth when no one else is around you know something that dress
29:24fits you in all the right places it just needs one little adjustment
29:32there we go perfect oh my god what do i do now you are familiar with our tracking system right
29:41you've used the crn before yes good you do understand what your position is here right
29:51um i'm sorry i'm not i'm not feeling well if you'll excuse me
29:56you're not feeling well if you're happy
29:59eh she'll come around
30:10so
30:16so
30:24I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you check your beds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
30:44from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:51Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
31:02Cheer me up.
31:04Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:19You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:51Come on.
31:55Ellie.
31:56Come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This time.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:11You're impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34You should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Priscila, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mailroom?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Oh, right.
33:45Okay.
33:45Very.
33:46Hmm.
33:47There you go.
33:48Hmm.
33:50There you go.
33:51Help me.
33:52I'm Colin.
34:22You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:28You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:35Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:37Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:43Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:58But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:09Okay.
35:10Come on up.
35:11Okay.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:16I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:22You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:25Okay.
35:35All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:38Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:49Hydration.
35:50In a paper cup and everything.
35:52Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
35:59I'm sorry.
36:00That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:10Ellie, look.
36:14I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:39So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:42I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:45Strategist in the mail room.
36:47Preston must be running this place blind.
36:50If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:04Are we?
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted.
37:17To the mail room.
37:20Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26If I can leave, or girl, let me take you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us through this.
37:33Okay.
37:34I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:35Hey.
37:36You trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise?
37:39Yeah.
37:41I trust you.
37:42Okay.
37:44I've got it.
37:45You trust me.
37:46I just...
37:47I've got it.
37:48I trust you.
37:50If anyone has anything to do, I want to come out and fight him.
37:51Help me ever.
37:52I'll take care of them.
37:53Help me ever.
37:54I love you.
37:56I'll take care of him.
37:57Help me ever if who's favourite the war working time,
37:59ouh.
38:01Help me.
38:02Help me again.
38:03Help me.
38:05Help me.
38:07Help me.
38:09Help me.
38:10Help me.
38:11Someone help you.
38:12Help me cures me.
38:13Help me.
38:15Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:31You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
38:45Oh. Not bad, huh?
39:01No. No, it's perfect. Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:09I don't know. I didn't say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:13Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:23and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:29Okay.
39:39Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Okay, right there.
39:47I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:54You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good one.
40:06All right, babe.
40:08You'll find out.
40:08What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:22You're crazy.
40:22You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, aren't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35Someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:36Jesus, Jesse.
40:41Everybody saw us?
40:42Oh, I think we're good.
40:43Oh.
40:44Oh, my God.
40:45I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
41:15Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:20I'm counting on that.
41:23Is he hitting on me?
41:25The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:30Okay.
41:45Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
41:52Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
41:55Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:02I'm highly qualified.
42:04Relax.
42:05It can be our little dirty secret.
42:08He's hot but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
42:24I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:29I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:36When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:39It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:45You can act like it.
42:52Ellie!
42:54I'm Vic Z.
42:57Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:58Oh, Commonwealth.
43:00When no one else is around.
43:03You know something?
43:04That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:09It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:16Perfect.
43:17Oh my god, what do I do?
43:19Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:22You've used a CRM before?
43:24Yes.
43:25Good.
43:26You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:33Um...
43:34I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
43:36If you'll excuse me.
43:38Eh, she'll come around.
44:08I'd ask you how your day went.
44:12What?
44:13Did you take their beds?
44:14Yeah, yeah.
44:15You're worse than Mom was.
44:17Well, what's wrong?
44:21I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
44:26Seriously?
44:27Already?
44:28Yeah.
44:29Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:30We need it.
44:31Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:33Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:35I...
44:36I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:45Is this an eviction notice?
44:48Are you kidding?
44:50Surprise.
44:51You are horrible at cheering people up next.
44:54I'll get a job.
44:55No.
44:56You're not gonna get a job.
44:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
44:59Stay in school.
45:00I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:01So I'm gonna take care of you.
45:02Okay?
45:03No.
45:04Mom, take a hug.
45:05No.
45:06No.
45:07Mom, take a hug.
45:08Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:10She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:11Like, come on.
45:12Be for real.
45:13Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:16Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:30Like, come on, be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:37Billy, come see me.
45:39Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:44No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:57You're impressive, Eileen.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:11And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:15I think you should probably, um, get back.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:19Oh, Prisca, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:22Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:25Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:39I should have just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie.
46:48Did I get fired?
46:49You've been reassigned.
46:56The mail room?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:04I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:49I'm Colton.
48:01You must be my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:06You are my supervisor?
48:09Yes.
48:13Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:15Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:17No, just call me Colton or else it...
48:19makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:28Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
48:32And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes
48:35and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:38But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
48:45Only on Mondays.
48:49Come on.
48:50Okay.
48:53Well, this is your desk.
48:56I promise you I won't.
48:59Want some water?
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:01All right.
49:14Just breathe.
49:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:26Hydration.
49:27In a paper cup and everything.
49:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am
49:32and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:41Oh.
49:41Ellie, look.
49:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom,
49:55but I can tell that you have something special.
49:58Everything's going to be okay.
50:02Thanks.
50:05Of course.
50:05Okay.
50:11So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:22Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running this place blind.
50:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do, at least.
50:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:35Maybe a little bit.
50:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:41Are we?
50:50Another tough one?
50:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
50:56Did you do your homework?
50:57Yeah, yeah.
50:58Whatever.
51:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:02Beck and leave our car that I take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm going to get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:10I'm going to take care of it early.
51:10Hey, you trust me, right?
51:13Yeah.
51:14Promise.
51:15Yeah.
51:16I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:19I've got it.
51:20I'm going to take care of it.
51:28I'm going to take care of it.
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51:43I'm going to take care of it.
51:44I'm going to take care of it.
51:45Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:07You bought me breakfast?
52:09Well, don't get used to it.
52:10I bribe new employees to like me.
52:13That's all.
52:15That bad, huh?
52:37No, no, it's perfect.
52:40Just like you.
52:43What was that?
52:44I don't want to say anything.
52:46I thought you said something.
52:49Well, don't worry about this.
52:50I'll just buy you a new one.
52:53Let's go do some deliveries.
52:54It's the best part of the job.
52:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:05Okay.
53:05Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:20Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:27Do you want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:33How so?
53:41That's not a good one.
53:42You'll find out.
53:44What does that say?
53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:57Handle immediately.
53:59You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
54:03But you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:06Oh, my God.
54:11Someone's coming.
54:11We have to go.
54:16Jesus, Jesse.
54:17Everybody saw us.
54:18Oh, I think we're good.
54:19Oh.
54:36Oh, I think we're good.
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