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00:00रोजाना नए वीडियो देखने के लिए सब्सक्राइब करें और नोटिफेकेशन के लिए बैल आइकन दबाना ना भूलें
00:30यह पर अगर तुम कम्फटबल नहीं हो तो
00:32करती कैई कैई बिजारी बाइब को चिकन भॉक्स हो गया एक धृझी आपे तुडिटर रहना तुडिशी को भी कास्ट कर सकता है जो गर ने रोजी को रुझी तो श्रॉक्त रॉल देखना कुछ दिनों में कोर साफ फिर से मुझी भी लग के एग्ज़ के लाँज में ले जा
01:02कि यार कि यहां कि इस आरे लड़के पागले है तेरे ले पागले है
01:05मसूरी में एक E.D.M. ऐधरे का आरे है कूल
01:17रोमल काफी माचो फ्न टाइप का लड़का लड़का है
01:20जो गल ने कैसे सोच लिया कि उसका रोमल के साथ पर चांस है
01:24वत वे थिंकीग?
01:25He wasn't thinking. At least, it's not.
01:28You know, my brother was a lot of understanding and sorted.
01:31But I don't know what Rommel's mom had to do with it.
01:34If he was so sorted, then he never told anyone.
01:37I mean, didn't he ever try to come out?
01:39Never.
01:40Never.
01:41Not even once.
01:43A poet could not but be gay in such a jokin company.
01:47Mama, this poet inspires me a lot.
01:50Because I am gay too.
01:53I am your mother.
01:55I don't know.
01:56If you are gay, then I am also gay.
01:58A little important thing, Papa.
02:01It's about sexual feelings.
02:04I forgot.
02:06I'm about to go to the factory.
02:08I've got this book.
02:10It's an excellent book.
02:11This is called Life Processes.
02:13Listen.
02:14I have a curiosity about my private organs.
02:16There's information in detail.
02:18You read that book.
02:19Actually, later I've got to rush.
02:21I'll watch this movie.
02:23Brokeback Mountain.
02:24Are you crazy, Jags?
02:26It's a gay movie.
02:27And in the whole world, you've got this movie.
02:30It's such a waste of two hot guys.
02:35Go ahead, Jogan.
02:36We're finally Indians.
02:38We never say what we mean.
02:39We never mean what we say.
02:41Anyway, what's that trip on Masuri?
02:44What's that trip on Masuri trip?
02:45Amma and Appa, to discuss the trip,
02:47was so difficult to discuss Kashmir in India and Pakistan.
02:51Idiom?
02:52What is this idiom?
02:54In our world, idiom means mohavara.
02:57Papa, please let me go now.
02:59You're not going anywhere and that is final.
03:01Papa, I've been 19 years old.
03:02Not in my house.
03:03You're not in your house.
03:04You're not in your house.
03:05You're not in your house.
03:06You stop acting smart, huh?
03:07That Romil is ruining your mind.
03:09What do you need to write to him?
03:11What do you need to write to him in his house?
03:13He's going to spoil him more.
03:15He's going to be an opportunist.
03:16He's going to be an opportunist for others.
03:18If you have to achieve something in our house,
03:20then you have to write to him.
03:21You have to do hard work.
03:23Papa, I've never asked you anything.
03:25I'm a class-topper from age standards.
03:27I don't have car keys to you.
03:29Unlike Ramya.
03:30Hey!
03:31What are you doing behind me?
03:32Shut up.
03:33You shut up.
03:34Do one thing.
03:35You've listened to Pandit Beansh and Joshi.
03:37M.S. Sobala.
03:38No means no.
03:39Huh!
03:40Hi, bitchara.
03:45Well, it wasn't so much bitchara.
03:47We're Indians.
03:48Never say what we mean.
03:50Never mean what we say.
03:51In the last few years,
03:52your first field trip is exciting.
03:54Yeah.
03:55What is the research topic?
03:57Wildlife in Uttarakat.
03:59Nice.
04:00Wildlife.
04:01Is this correct?
04:03As I heard today,
04:04it's going to be a mating season.
04:06Imagine catching tigers in the act.
04:10Look at that.
04:11It will be more cold from here.
04:14Take your muffler, sweater and monkey cab.
04:17Please.
04:18What should I tell you about?
04:20What should I tell you about?
04:22Your hip flask?
04:23I've given you five years ago.
04:25What?
04:26Right.
04:27I'm going to get hot water.
04:28That's an idea, Ramya.
04:29That's an idea, Ramya.
04:30That's an idea, Ramya.
04:31Take it.
04:32Yeah.
04:34By the way,
04:35I also remember a teen trip
04:37that I had been on
04:38when I was in engineering college.
04:39Yes, yes.
04:40Lots of mating going on,
04:42but of a different kind.
04:43Right.
04:44Right.
04:45Right.
04:47Jugs.
04:48I'm going with you too.
04:50Last I checked,
04:51we had a girl
04:52and this is a boy's trip.
04:53You know what?
04:55I think,
04:56Romy likes me.
04:57No, he does not.
04:58He does?
04:59I swear,
05:00I've seen him in his eyes.
05:02When I see him,
05:03he tries to impress me.
05:05He tries so hard,
05:07but he's so happy.
05:08He took me to his room
05:10and he showed me his biceps.
05:12He's so cute.
05:14Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:16You can also see him
05:17that you met him in his room.
05:18He killed the door
05:19and killed him out of your head.
05:21How do you know?
05:24What was your name?
05:25What was your name?
05:27Listen,
05:28I'm your brother.
05:29I know you're in your bones.
05:30Shut up.
05:31Anyway,
05:32what do you think?
05:33Mother will give me
05:35a Punjabi girl
05:36and what's our wedding style?
05:39Tam Ram style
05:41or Punjabi style?
05:42Dude, he's not going to get married to you.
05:45You're right.
05:47I guess we should have to run.
05:49Mama!
05:50Here, later.
05:51Thank you so much, Nana Aunty.
05:53You don't need to thank me ever, later.
05:55You don't need to thank me ever, later.
05:56You don't give me pocket money.
05:58Extra cash, just forget it.
05:59That's your place.
06:01Tell me honestly.
06:03What do you think
06:05what's going to happen?
06:06He isn't going to turn gay for you, is he?
06:11I know, Nana Aunty.
06:13I'm gay and he's straight.
06:15You know,
06:16but I feel this head rush with him.
06:18I tell him five minutes with him.
06:20I'm happy all day.
06:22Don't I deserve this,
06:24this happiness?
06:26Of course you do.
06:28But you take care, okay?
06:30Promise I will.
06:31And yes,
06:32don't tell Meher about this,
06:33otherwise we'll kill each other.
06:34Yes.
06:35Okay, bye.
06:36See you, bye.
06:37Take care.
06:38Mom,
06:39that was a jugal, right?
06:40No.
06:41What did she want?
06:42Nothing.
06:43You gave her money, right?
06:46To go on the trip.
06:48So romantic, right?
06:50Romantic, no.
06:51Tragic.
06:52Mom,
06:53her heart is going to explode.
06:55Rumi says,
06:57When your heart breaks,
06:59after that,
07:00it's completely open.
07:02Oh, oh, oh.
07:03Rumi was not there,
07:04I was there.
07:05When Dad's affair happened
07:06with his secretary,
07:07and left us and left us.
07:09What happened?
07:12Nothing.
07:13Nothing.
07:15To hurt me,
07:16it's always your defense mechanism.
07:18Now tell me,
07:19what's wrong?
07:21Mom,
07:22I love jugal,
07:23okay?
07:24And he's destroying everything
07:25behind his stupid Rommel.
07:27He's not even thinking about us.
07:30Baby,
07:31it's going to be okay.
07:33No, Mom.
07:34God,
07:35it's not what you think.
07:37Guys,
07:42guys,
07:43guys,
07:44check these babes out, bro.
07:45Okay.
07:46I'm a turkey sale.
07:47Hey, babes,
07:48you'll get the cards.
07:49Magazine,
07:50maybe.
07:52Guys,
07:53guys,
07:54guys,
07:55I've already won.
07:56How?
07:57I got the busty blow.
08:01What did he do?
08:02Chick magnet,
08:03what to do?
08:04I pack.
08:06You pack?
08:07Yeah,
08:08I know.
08:09When it comes to girls,
08:10you pack.
08:11I'm sure,
08:12I'm sure he's a player now.
08:13Isn't that Chukal?
08:14You enjoy a busty blow.
08:15Charming, man.
08:16Charming.
08:17Charming.
08:23I'm surprised you got to get Ali's permission.
08:25Me too.
08:26Your pants are quite a jailer type, right?
08:27It's not so strict.
08:29Let's see.
08:30I can drink from my money,
08:32I can eat food three times,
08:33if you don't get hungry,
08:34then you too.
08:35Okay.
08:36And I have to see dreams in sleep.
08:38See?
08:39How privileged I am.
08:40But your mom is very cool, man.
08:42She reads and all, right?
08:43So...
08:44Reads?
08:45I read a book in my childhood
08:46by Lemony Snickets.
08:47There's a child
08:48who literally gets to read the books.
08:51My mother is also.
08:53In our house,
08:54you don't have to grow up.
08:56But at least,
08:57you have to party to your family.
08:58That's true.
08:59Partying is the one thing
09:01my parents do in style.
09:02I guess both our parents have fun,
09:04right?
09:05But in their own way.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Yeah.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:27Good evening, ladies.
09:36Lakshmi?
09:37I wanted to come to the book club.
09:40But no one was at home.
09:42And my husband got a mood.
09:45And by the time we were done,
09:48our book club time has been finished.
09:50I don't even know
09:52how it's a book club today.
09:54I love the book, by the way.
09:55Really?
09:56Really?
09:57What was the title of the book?
09:58That's the book.
09:59The.
10:00The.
10:01The.
10:02The.
10:03The.
10:04Sorry Lakshmi,
10:05I had a colon cuff.
10:06So I thought that infection will be well.
10:09What will not fail the infection?
10:10Of course not.
10:13alcohol is a germ-sum.
10:15Right?
10:16Ramesh,
10:17put the madam in a glass of sangria.
10:19I didn't drink a drink,
10:21I heard you drink.
10:22I'll drink it.
10:23I know it's a little let loose.
10:24Why, ladies?
10:25If I get all loose,
10:28then my husband will know what to do.
10:30I'll leave.
10:33See you next week.
10:34Of course.
10:35Bye.
10:36You won't get anything.
10:37You can take anything.
10:38Just take anything.
10:41Sir, only two double ones.
10:43Let's go.
10:44Let's go.
10:45Let's go.
10:46Let's go.
10:47Let's go.
10:48Guys, come on, ya.
10:50Sorry, ya.
10:51Sorry, sir.
10:52Dude,
10:53will you check my room?
10:55I?
10:56Yeah.
10:57Wow.
10:59I'm honored.
11:00Dude, Amit,
11:01like a karate,
11:02like a bad generator.
11:03And Mehul,
11:04his parts are legendary.
11:06Can you give us a competition?
11:07Come on.
11:08Come on.
11:09Thank you for your IDs, sir.
11:10And these are your keys,
11:11501 and 502.
11:12All right, thank you.
11:13I'll clear again, sir,
11:14that there's a family hotel.
11:15So, at night,
11:16we can't bring girls here.
11:17Of course.
11:18Let's go find some hot chicks.
11:20Let's take them to our room, bro.
11:21To our room, bro.
11:22No, no, no.
11:23No, no.
11:24No, no.
11:25No, no.
11:26No, no.
11:27You know what?
11:28I love hotels, man.
11:29Whether it's big or small,
11:31there's a unique charm,
11:33you know?
11:34Such as,
11:35this.
11:36Where will the flowers come from?
11:38Where will the painting come from?
11:40Where will the tea coffee maker come from?
11:42And you know,
11:43the most amazing part is,
11:44someone is doing all this for us
11:46and we'll never know who.
11:48And you know,
11:49the best part is,
11:50the mini-bodies.
11:52Shampoos and rosins.
11:54That's yours, man,
11:55right?
11:56You should have a lot
11:57and get those for us.
11:58You should have a lot
11:59and get those for us.
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12:25Ah-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an-a- unknown
12:27Ah-a-a-a-a-a-a-ap-f-%%-%%&-%%$% coś!
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12:31And$%%$%s?%$%&$%&%$%&$%
12:32!%-$%$%$%oaste
12:33मेरे पास है
12:34अबे देला है
12:35एक मिनट
12:41किर किर किर
12:58लेट्स पारी
12:59हाई
13:00अबे शाले
13:01हम भाहर दिलर करने जा रहे हैं
13:02और तू यहां पर मैगजीन पढ़ रहा है
13:03यह यह मेरी फेवरिट मैगजीन
13:05इस अबाट
13:08गुरूप होड़िए
13:09पर सीनियर सेटिजन
13:11अच्छे ट्रिप्स
13:12अच्छे ट्रिप्स
13:13लेक चार्दा म्यातरा
13:14वेशनोदेवी
13:15केदारनाथ
13:16यह उल शुट गो
13:17साले तू क्या परकी ले रहा है
13:19वे, प्लान के गाईस
13:20वे, अच्छे अच्छेश मिले हैं
13:21ब्रो, लेस गो
13:22और अर उनके साथ धर द्रिंफ का बना है
13:24यह उनके साथ ब्रिंफ का बना है
13:25वे वे लाइख वाज जो अच्छेश पीटी का
13:26विंग बाग अलोग
13:27बुआओ, अच्छेस सर्मिस जेनलमन, बेस पॉप
13:30बहुआँ
13:31ड़ गवाख यह जो
13:32अच्छेश प्वए सुपो
13:33जिए मैं पूझे मढ़ी अफ्टी अच्छेश अच्छेश आदए
13:35रह दूटी के बास फिर फॉटी प्रीफाइड यह जो
13:37पॉले थॉआश
13:39Okay, let's give it away, let's go again!
13:42CM has got a bread for you
13:46Don't you worry, don't you worry now
13:52Don't you worry...
13:56Go Early
14:09झाल झाल
14:39व हमाल झाल
14:46लुब्या।
14:48लुब्या।
14:59पुर्णिन कोच्ट आपछ्नू
15:01रह्चिछ
15:02यह
15:03यह
15:03यह
15:04यह
15:05यह
15:06अप्र
15:07यह
15:08अच्छी को सलबेट, या?
15:14Oh!
15:15Concert वाली सेल्फी को अल्रेडी 200 लाइट
15:19तुने आते हैं चेकिन कर दिया?
15:21You know how it is, man.
15:23Half the time, हुम दूसरों को दिखाने के लिए करते हैं, जातर चीजें
15:27I know.
15:28You're always pretending कि हमारी लाइट कितनी अमेजिंग है, right?
15:32Oh!
15:33और यह जाने कर खुछ रहाते हैं कि दो घंटे के अंदर हमारी प्रोफाल पिक्चर को 250 लाइक मिल गए.
15:38Dude, मैं तो फेस्बुक और फ्रेंज सही अंड़ूंगे.
15:41Uncool की हाद है न?
15:42No no no no no no no no, not uncool, bro.
15:45You're too unique, the girl.
15:47क्योंकि तो जानता है तो कौन है.
15:50And you're comfortable with it.
15:53You know what?
15:56I wish I was like you.
16:02No you don't.
16:03I like to hang out with you, man.
16:17I don't know why
16:18you feel peaceful with me.
16:33What the hell is wrong with you?
16:50I'm sorry.
16:54Sorry, bitch.
16:56I just have feelings for...
16:59What?
17:02I just have to...
17:02I'm sorry.
17:07I'm sorry.
17:11I'm sorry.
17:17झाल झाल
17:47सब्सक्राइब
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