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Ready for the ultimate family face-off? It's Mom, Dad and Me in an epic battle of cool parenting hacks, genius gadgets, and awesome art ideas! Who will be crowned the ultimate smart parent?
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00:00Wow! This game is so good! It's so much fun!
00:05Woah! That was close! I could play this all day!
00:10What was that? What is Jared doing?
00:13If he's making a mess, there will be trouble!
00:16Uh-oh! I'm in trouble!
00:18What's going on in here?
00:20Oh, hi, Mom! Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:25Hmm, something's not right here. I'll be watching you!
00:30Phew! That was close!
00:32I need to change my t-shirt!
00:34But it did the job!
00:35Okay, let's do this!
00:37Yes!
00:41Mr. Fishy, meet Mr. Duck!
00:43Woohoo! Oh, this is good!
00:46Jared, honey! Look at all this mess!
00:48You need to clean it up!
00:50Nope! You can't make me!
00:52Jared!
00:54Oh, I wanna draw…
00:55Eh, none of these are the right men.
01:02Please!
01:04What's the point?
01:05Aha! This is the one!
01:07Now I can draw!
01:09This will be my masterpiece!
01:13Wow! It's even better than I thought!
01:15Look, Mommy!
01:16That's…
01:17That's actually quite good.
01:19Well done!
01:20What am I gonna do?
01:22Hold on…
01:24That's it!
01:25I know what to do!
01:26I just need to make a quick call.
01:29Hello?
01:30Yes, I'd like to place an order.
01:32One suction strip.
01:33That's right.
01:34Thank you!
01:35Thanks!
01:35Bye!
01:37Now we wait!
01:42Oh, here it comes!
01:44That was a good catch!
01:46And excellent service!
01:48Ah, this is just what I need!
01:50This'll help keep Jared's room clean!
01:53With a little fun added in…
01:55He's going to love it!
01:56Jared!
01:57I have something for you!
01:58Huh?
01:59Thanks!
02:01What's this?
02:02See all the toys?
02:04You can use that to grab them!
02:06Give it a try!
02:07Just like an octopus!
02:09Here goes!
02:11Got it!
02:12That was…
02:13Awesome!
02:15Come here!
02:16I feel like a superhero!
02:19Octoboy!
02:20Nah, that's silly.
02:22Octoman!
02:24All done, Mom!
02:25I need a manicure!
02:26Oh, huh?
02:31Oh, good boy!
02:32I'm impressed!
02:34This is my new favorite toy!
02:36Mine, too!
02:38You deserve a treat!
02:39Wow!
02:40Thanks, Mom!
02:42Octoman does it again!
02:44Yummy!
02:47This is the best!
02:48I should've thought of this earlier!
02:50Oh, so interesting!
02:55Hm!
02:56What should I draw?
02:57I know!
02:59So far, so good!
03:04This is going well!
03:05Aw, just look at my little artist!
03:08So adorable!
03:11It's me!
03:12What next?
03:14Finding inspiration is hard!
03:16Oh, that's perfect!
03:18I can draw Daddy!
03:20It'll be a surprise!
03:22Whoa!
03:23You don't see that every day!
03:25It's a boring photo anyway!
03:28Lizzy?
03:29Oh no!
03:30Put the pen down slowly!
03:32Stop!
03:33Live a little!
03:35No!
03:35I'll give you money to step away from the photo!
03:38Here goes!
03:39It's the only good photo of me!
03:41I'm begging you!
03:43Ooh, you need a new hairstyle!
03:45And a big red nose!
03:46Oh no, Dad!
03:48You've got pimples!
03:49I'm finished!
03:50It's pretty good, huh?
03:52Why did this have to happen?
03:55You never listen to me, Lizzy!
03:58Oh, oops!
03:59It was just a bit of fun!
04:01Sorry!
04:02It was an accident!
04:03Don't tell Mommy!
04:05Hey, that gives me an idea!
04:07It's time to get to work!
04:09If Lizzy wants to draw, I'll give her an artist studio!
04:13With this plastic wrap!
04:15I'll wrap it around this cable leg.
04:17I'll need to make sure it's secure.
04:19Then I'll stretch it out to the opposite table leg.
04:21I'll keep doing it, building up the layers.
04:24Almost finished!
04:25I think that's it!
04:26I'll need to buy more plastic wrap.
04:29But it did the job!
04:30Sweetie, come see this!
04:32It's for you!
04:34A prison?
04:36No, it's where you can draw!
04:39You can even draw on the walls!
04:40Try it!
04:41This is exciting!
04:43Now what?
04:44Silly me!
04:45I almost forgot!
04:47Ooh, thanks, Dad!
04:49Here goes!
04:51This is fun!
04:52Look, Dad!
04:53It's the sun!
04:54And he's happy!
05:00I'm happy too, honey!
05:02That's a nice drawing!
05:04My dad is amazing!
05:06Aw, you're making me blush!
05:14Ah, cooking is so relaxing!
05:16Hehe!
05:17Time for some fun!
05:18Mom's an easy target!
05:20Ready?
05:21Aim!
05:22Fire!
05:23Huh?
05:24What's that?
05:25Candy?
05:26Where did this come from?
05:28So strange!
05:29Oh well!
05:30It can go into the recipe!
05:33Hehe!
05:34She doesn't suspect a thing!
05:36This'll scare her!
05:38It's gonna be so funny!
05:40Ready to fly, little guy?
05:44What the…
05:45Ew!
05:45That's pretty gross!
05:48But in it goes!
05:50No way!
05:50Hahaha!
05:52This'll be so delicious!
05:53Where's the chocolate spread?
05:55Mmm!
05:56My favorite!
05:57Just look at it!
05:58Yummy!
05:59Mmm!
06:00It's so tasty!
06:02More!
06:06Okay, what's next?
06:08Hey, Mom!
06:09Let me help you!
06:11Jared!
06:11No!
06:13Oh, boys will be boys…
06:16Oh, what's this?
06:19Really, Jared?
06:21Oh, this looks good!
06:23Stop it!
06:24I mean it!
06:25Just breathe!
06:27Take it easy!
06:28Nope!
06:28I can't!
06:31Stop!
06:32You have chocolate all over your face!
06:36We need to clean it!
06:39Wait!
06:41I have a different idea!
06:43I know what to do!
06:44I just need this tablecloth!
06:46Hey!
06:47That was pretty cool!
06:48I'll wrap the tablecloth around the table!
06:51Then tie it!
06:52That should do it!
06:53I better call Jared!
06:58Oh, sweetie!
07:00Yeah?
07:01What is it?
07:02Ooh!
07:04Wow, Mom!
07:06It's like a secret room!
07:09It's so cozy!
07:13At least he's quiet now!
07:15I can finally finish cooking!
07:17He's sleeping like a baby!
07:23Oh!
07:24He's so silly!
07:26Morning, honey!
07:27I had the best dream!
07:28I was eating a giant slice of pizza!
07:30That reminds me!
07:31I better get breakfast!
07:33Whatever!
07:34Aw, that's cute!
07:35I'm so lucky!
07:36Here you go!
07:37A yummy bowl of cereal!
07:39Eat up!
07:40So this pizza in my dream?
07:42Uh-huh!
07:43No way!
07:44He's the best!
07:45The toppings!
07:46Wow!
07:47Out of this world!
07:48You need to eat your breakfast!
07:50And the cheese!
07:50The cheese!
07:52It was so gooey!
07:54Hey!
07:54Uh-huh!
07:56Yoo-hoo!
07:57Ugh!
07:58Kids today on their phones!
08:00Lizzy!
08:00What are you doing?
08:02Who is this BF character?
08:04And what's the point of those emoji things?
08:06I don't understand them!
08:08Wait!
08:08I have a great idea!
08:10I can make Lizzy an emoji breakfast!
08:13Maybe she'll talk to me then!
08:14It's time to get cooking!
08:16I'll let the pan heat up!
08:17Now I need some pancake mix!
08:23I'll pour it into the pan!
08:29This'll be a surprise for Lizzy!
08:32Now I just need to let them cook!
08:34Ooh!
08:35These look good!
08:36Look at all those bubbles!
08:38I don't want to burn them!
08:39I think they're ready!
08:40I've got these tongs to remove them!
08:43Mmm!
08:44They smell great!
08:47One more to go!
08:49That's it!
08:50Lizzy!
08:51I've made breakfast!
08:52Again!
08:53Check this out!
08:54I think you'll like them!
09:00What's that smell?
09:01Woah!
09:02Pancakes!
09:03And they're emoji pancakes!
09:05Did you make these?
09:07Don't forget this!
09:09Ooh!
09:10Chocolate syrup!
09:12Yummy!
09:13I'll fill the emoji with the syrup!
09:16That's my girl!
09:18Almost there!
09:22Look, dad!
09:22It's just like the smiley emoji!
09:27I've no idea what she's talking about.
09:29Try them!
09:31Mmm!
09:32They're so good, dad!
09:35So…
09:36You were dreaming about eating pizza?
09:38Yeah.
09:39And the strangest thing is,
09:40when I woke up,
09:41my pillow was gone!
09:44All right, honey!
09:46You need to use the bathroom and the toilet!
09:48The toilet?
09:49No!
09:50I hate the toilet!
09:51Honey, you have to!
09:53Stop playing around!
09:55Wait, wait, wait!
09:55Don't cry!
09:56No, no, no!
09:57There's gotta be something I can do to fix this!
10:00Second…
10:00She has her puppet!
10:02Honey, I need to borrow this!
10:04I'll take the little puppet out of the square!
10:06And now I can put them on the toilet seat!
10:08I'm not gonna stop there, either!
10:10I'm gonna put them on the lid!
10:12Just gonna fill up the whole space if I can!
10:14I'll put them on the tank, too!
10:16Wow!
10:16Look at the toilet!
10:18It's like a puppet!
10:19I love the toilet!
10:23Yay!
10:23I love the toilet now!
10:25It's the best!
10:26Pop, pop, pop, pop, flush!
10:28Good job, honey!
10:30I'm gonna leave now!
10:32And today the stock market went up and then it went down!
10:37Wow.
10:37The news has gotten to be pretty boring.
10:41All right.
10:41Let me change the channel to see what else is on.
10:43All right!
10:44On to our next shopping item!
10:47We have this custom classic toy car!
10:49It's amazing!
10:50Supplies are limited, of course, so act now!
10:53It's definitely something you want in your collection!
10:56And it's not just a toy car!
10:57Oh no!
10:58This is a remote-controlled car!
11:00The remote is pocket-sized, so easy to carry around!
11:05Wow!
11:07You can get the whole package for the low, low price of $100!
11:11But act now!
11:13Mom!
11:13Please!
11:14Can I have it?
11:15Please, please, please, Mom!
11:17Oh my gosh, it's so expensive!
11:19But Jared really wants it!
11:21Let me check what I have for spare change in cash!
11:24Oh gosh!
11:25Mom!
11:26You don't have any more money?
11:27Okay, I don't need the car.
11:29Oh gosh, he's such a good boy.
11:32He's pretending he's okay with it, but I know he's pretty disappointed.
11:35Wait a second.
11:36He's eating those cookies I made him.
11:38That gives me a great idea!
11:40Okay, let me go over here and check this drawer.
11:42Yes!
11:43There it is!
11:44I knew I could find it in here!
11:45Jared, honey!
11:46I have something for you.
11:48If it's not the remote-controlled car, I don't want it!
11:51It's not, but it can help you get your car if you want.
11:54I have this coin, and I can feed it to your little friend!
11:57Isn't that just so cute?
11:58He can help you save your money!
12:00Whoa!
12:01He ate the coin!
12:03I want to feed him a coin!
12:04We've just got to keep feeding him money.
12:07If we feed him enough, we'll have enough to pay for the car!
12:09Here's a new coin!
12:13Boy!
12:14It sounds like he's full!
12:15It sure does!
12:17Let's check to see how much money he's stored.
12:19Okay, here comes all the money, mom!
12:21Ooh, that's a lot!
12:22It might be just enough, too!
12:24I'll be right back!
12:26Look what I have!
12:27Ta-da!
12:28A brand new remote-controlled car just for you!
12:31Woo!
12:32My car!
12:32I got my new car!
12:34Thanks, mom!
12:35And thanks, coin bank buddy!
12:36Mwah mwah mwah!
12:37Oh, honey!
12:38You did such a good job saving the money!
12:42Mmm!
12:42This cucumber smells so fresh!
12:44Let me chop it up for the salad!
12:46Hey!
12:47Hi, dad!
12:48Dad!
12:49Dad!
12:50What is it, Lizzy, honey?
12:52I'm bored!
12:53Honey, I'm making a salad right now!
12:54I can't play with you!
12:56Dad!
12:57Dad!
12:57You can draw a picture with me!
12:59I got paper!
13:00Lizzy, I'm chopping up these veggies for a salad!
13:02I'm busy!
13:03Dad!
13:03Dad!
13:03Look at this picture I drew of you!
13:05See?
13:05Honey, that's a very nice picture of me!
13:07But daddy is very busy right now!
13:09Hmph!
13:10Daddy's so mean, he's gonna be sorry!
13:13Dad is a stinky meanie!
13:15La la la la la la la!
13:17Ugh!
13:20I need to finish the salad, okay?
13:24Not okay!
13:24I've got your tomatoes!
13:27Honey, come on!
13:28I need those!
13:29Honey, stop!
13:30You can't catch me!
13:31You can't catch me!
13:32I'm too fast!
13:35Give those to me!
13:36Honey, I'm not playing around!
13:38But listen, if you want something to do, you can eat a healthy snack!
13:41Fine!
13:42I guess so, but I don't want this peel!
13:44It's too tough!
13:45I can't get it off!
13:47I need some help!
13:48Oh, a knife!
13:50Wait!
13:50What if it's not big enough?
13:52Hey!
13:53That's an even bigger knife!
13:54Nah, not big enough!
13:56Ooh!
13:57That's what I need!
13:58That axe is giant!
13:59I want that axe!
14:01Gimme!
14:02Come here, axe!
14:04No!
14:05Hold it!
14:05Just stop right there!
14:07Phew!
14:07Honey, you don't need an axe!
14:09That's overkill!
14:10Watch!
14:10Let me show you how it works!
14:12I've got another apple right here!
14:14Now I can just turn the handle and the peeler will start taking off the peel!
14:17It'll go around the whole apple until the whole fruit is peel-free!
14:20There we go!
14:21Mmm!
14:22This looks pretty good!
14:23I think I'll take a bite!
14:24Wow!
14:25I want the apple peeler!
14:27All right, here we go!
14:28Have fun peeling your apple just like you want!
14:31Yay!
14:31I can just turn the crank!
14:33Look!
14:33Look!
14:33It's peeling my apple!
14:35Ooh!
14:35All the peel is gone!
14:36Thanks so much, Dad!
14:38Well, you're welcome!
14:40So go ahead and eat the whole thing if you want!
14:42Would you like any of my salad, too?
14:44Okay, that's fine!
14:46Get him!
14:48Now you get him!
14:50This is such hard work!
14:51I'm getting tired!
14:53Oh, but look at my little baby over there!
14:55Oh, that reminds me!
14:56I should give him a little drink of water so he doesn't dry out!
15:02Gotta make sure he gets enough water!
15:04Woo!
15:04Take that, Llama!
15:05Cars got you now!
15:06That should be enough water for my cactus for now!
15:09Oh, I better vacuum over there!
15:10Mom went over to that other room!
15:12Okay!
15:13Pigeon fights rubber ducky!
15:15Hi-ya!
15:15Get him!
15:16Noooooooooooo!
15:18What was that?
15:20Sounds like something fell!
15:21My baby!
15:23Oops!
15:23Oh no!
15:24I knocked the plant off!
15:25Don't worry, Mom!
15:26I can fix it!
15:27Wait!
15:28Jared!
15:28Noooooooo!
15:30I can fix the plant!
15:33Noooo, Jared!
15:35Ouch!
15:35That hurt!
15:37Oh no!
15:37My finger!
15:39I will finish a spike in my finger!
15:41Mom!
15:44Oh my gosh!
15:45I've got to help you!
15:46What can I do?
15:47Wait!
15:48The vacuum!
15:49Hey!
15:49That could work!
15:50This'll definitely help the cactus fine in his finger!
15:53Oh right!
15:54Jared!
15:54Honey!
15:55Stop crying!
15:56I'm here to help you out!
15:57Now hold still!
16:00Oh, Jared, honey!
16:01You can stop crying now, it's okay!
16:04Huh?
16:05Hey!
16:05It's gone!
16:06My finger doesn't hurt anymore!
16:07Thanks, Mom!
16:08You're the best!
16:09Bird battle!
16:11Well, I'm so glad you're okay, honey!
16:13The work never ends…
16:16Yeah!
16:17I'm the very best at this game ever!
16:21Aw, no!
16:22I lost again!
16:23Now I have to start over!
16:25No way I'm gonna lose this time!
16:27Headband, gloves, and headset!
16:28I'm gonna win for sure!
16:31Okay!
16:31Here I go!
16:33Yeah!
16:33I'm the best!
16:34I'm winning!
16:35Take this!
16:35And this!
16:36Here I go!
16:37Next level!
16:38Ooh!
16:39This bad guy's hard!
16:40Yes!
16:40I made it to the last level!
16:42It's so hard!
16:43Yes!
16:44I won!
16:45I knew it!
16:45I'm the very best for sure!
16:47Hey, wait a second!
16:48What's this saying now?
16:50I lose!
16:50B-b-but!
16:51Oh my gosh, Jared!
16:58What is it?
16:58What's wrong?
16:59Are you hurt?
17:00I lost my game, see?
17:01Your game?
17:02Oh well, how about you play with this instead?
17:05I don't want this squishy ice cream cone!
17:07Oh my!
17:08I wonder what I can do to help!
17:09Oh!
17:10There's the ice cream cone!
17:12I think I'm coming up with an idea!
17:14Honey, let me borrow your game, please!
17:16One second, I'll be right back!
17:18I've got this circular piece of foam, now I'll fold it like this!
17:21I'll set it on the case like this!
17:23I'm gonna need these deflated balloons and a squishy ball!
17:25They're so adorable!
17:27And now let me put them on the foam case too!
17:29And it's done!
17:30Jared, I'm back with your foam!
17:32And I have a surprise for you!
17:33Okay, I guess!
17:35Whoa!
17:36What's on my foam case?
17:37So cool!
17:38Thanks, Mom!
17:39You're the best!
17:40Ooh, look at that!
17:41It's a pimple on the green guy!
17:43I'm gonna squeeze that pimple!
17:45Ooh, wow!
17:46Thanks, Mom!
17:47Ooh, I don't think that was supposed to happen!
17:50Well, have fun, honey!
17:51Mommy's going back to bed!
17:53Oof, what a long day!
17:55I'm looking forward to just relaxing a bit!
17:58Wait, what the heck?
18:00What's this all over the floor?
18:01Is that dirt?
18:03No, I think that's seeds!
18:05Watermelon seeds!
18:06Hmm, let's see…
18:08Wait, how did I end up here?
18:10Now I'm somewhere else?
18:11What the…
18:12Wait, the seeds, of course!
18:14They're leading over this way now!
18:16I think I'm getting closer!
18:17Whoa, what the heck?
18:18Is that actual fruit now?
18:20I love watermelons so much!
18:23Oh, uh-oh!
18:24Hi, Dad!
18:25Do you want some watermelon too?
18:26Ugh, alright.
18:28Looks like we've got some cleaning up to do, Lizzy!
18:30Hold still, let me clean your face!
18:32You're a mess!
18:33Yikes, that's a lot of watermelon juice!
18:35I should squeeze this out!
18:37Whoa, look at how much of it is filling that cup!
18:40I can't believe how much mess one little girl can make!
18:42Huh?
18:43There's a Rubik's cube over here.
18:44I think I'm getting an idea!
18:46Let me see it!
18:47Yep, I'm definitely inspired!
18:50Let me get out the watermelon cube!
18:51There it is!
18:52I love this little tool!
18:54I'll just push the tool right through the watermelon!
18:56It's slicing it right up!
18:57And now I can just drop them right onto this plate!
19:00Let me get some more!
19:01This is a pretty big watermelon!
19:03And now I'm going to need a toothpick!
19:04A much simpler tool!
19:06The watermelon cubes are skewered and ready to go!
19:08Here, Lizzy!
19:09Yay, watermelon!
19:10It's my favorite ever!
19:11Mmm, so sweet and juicy!
19:13And my hands are clean!
19:15Ah, well, I'm glad you're enjoying the fruit!
19:17Mmm, I love fresh blended watermelon juice!
19:19You want any, Lizzy?
19:22Oh, wow!
19:22Look at that!
19:23Haha!
19:24So clever and funny!
19:25Hi, Dad!
19:26I'm home from school!
19:27Oh no, I'm hungry!
19:28My tummy's rumbly!
19:30It's making a lot of noise!
19:31Dad!
19:32Oh, right!
19:33Take off your backpack!
19:34And now sit down here at the table!
19:36Take this bib too so you can stay clean!
19:38Okay, here are the plates!
19:39And now let me get to work!
19:40I've got a cucumber here and I'll slice it up!
19:42Here I go!
19:43Ugh!
19:43Dad, you're cutting them bad!
19:45Stop!
19:46Oh, okay, I'm sorry!
19:47Here, I'll cut them better!
19:48Oh no, the cucumber's rolling away!
19:50It's gone!
19:51Shoot!
19:52Wait a second!
19:53I know what I should do!
19:54Time to make a call!
19:56Dad!
19:56I'm very hungry right now!
19:58This is taking a long time!
19:59Don't worry!
20:00Oh, here's the package that I ordered!
20:02Yes!
20:03Look at this fancy mandolin slicer!
20:05This'll get the job done!
20:06Let me get back to slicing this cucumber for you!
20:09I just put the cuke into the mandolin and then I press this lever to slice!
20:12Look at those slices!
20:13Now to carrots!
20:15Look at those little pieces!
20:16Oh, what about this lettuce leaf?
20:18Here you go, Lizzy!
20:19Yay, finally!
20:20I have my fork and I'm ready to eat!
20:22Ooh, I love cucumbers!
20:24Especially when they're sliced!
20:25It's so good!
20:26Thanks, Dad!
20:28Phew, that's a huge relief!
20:29And I'm glad you're happy, hon!

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