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00:00a man who needed help is unsure why am i a chicken or am i a person stop your horn
00:18a drunken horse and buggy ride goes wrong he just ran to the end of my car
00:23a home becomes an unintended drive-through and you can still get a dui on a motorized suitcase
00:34we're counting down more of the strangers of the strange intoxicating moments caught on camera so i
00:44am drunk at number five a drunken getaway on an unusual motorized vehicle chelsea i'll race
00:56you thank you
00:58see that
01:10yeah it happens when airport officials barred 32 year old chelsea alston whom they believe to be
01:18intoxicated from boarding her plane orlando police officer andrew mamone came to speak with her
01:26yeah bad weather gotta do something right i don't know what we're gonna blame it on but
01:30yeah unfortunately it's their policy you just can't be that intoxicated when you're flying a plane okay
01:34i'm not that intoxicated we need you to go to the terminal
01:37okay chelsea just just go to the terminal
01:43okay i'll i'll i'll help see her out you guys are good
01:48alston then proceeded to flee the scene aboard her motorized suitcase
01:54oh man that thing kind of goes fast officer mamone gave chase on his police bike
01:59i'm gonna have a bike pursuing a suitcase in a minute it's gonna be crazy
02:03other travelers witnessing the chase seem to find it amusing
02:07i know i know i know totally normal right
02:10the officer caught up to the fugitive suitcase jockey when they got to the automated people mover
02:16chelsea you gotta get off or the doors are gonna close
02:20negative thank you chelsea can you do me a favor
02:24can you roll with me to the to the main terminal you can't hang out here it's a secured area
02:29i will just leave you alone
02:31yeah follow me follow me chelsea we'll roll out together
02:36chelsea i'll race you
02:41chelsea let's just let's just roll our little wheels
02:47to the other side of tsa okay
02:50because this is a secured area
02:53i gotta have you on the other side tsa and then i promise you i will leave you alone
02:56i'm a representative of the orlando police bar and i have been nothing
03:01but polite and professional with you chelsea chelsea look at me chelsea look look at me
03:09chelsea look at me
03:10you
03:12chelsea if this continues you will be arrested
03:17for disorderly conduct
03:19moments later while another airport employee tried to help
03:24police say alston escalated the situation
03:26chelsea you are under arrest the can is going back now
03:36chelsea you are under arrest the can is going back now
03:38do not resist do not resist
03:40stop spitting
03:46do not spit
03:47i'll just spit it one time
03:48do not
03:49i'll just spit it one time
03:50go ahead no no
03:51stop stop stop
03:53chelsea stop
03:54chelsea you need to stop this nonsense
03:57you need you need to improve your behavior
04:00chelsea we're gonna go in the car nice and easy all right
04:03all right slide in
04:06watch your feet
04:08alston was charged with criminal mischief and two counts of felony battery on a law enforcement officer
04:15for the spitting
04:16each felony count carried a maximum penalty of five years in prison
04:20but alston pled no contest to misdemeanor charges of battery and criminal mischief
04:25and her felony charges were dropped
04:27after serving 61 days in county jail she received 10 months of supervised probation
04:34911
04:39what's your emergency
04:40i'm a drunk bitch trying to drive my car
04:42ma'am what's your name
04:44my name is bethany
04:45i'm like drunk and in the middle of nowhere right
04:47i just went on a random drive because me and my boyfriend were fighting and then i got like
04:52stuck
04:52are you injured at all
04:54after a very strange 9-1-1 call one evening in March Westlake police
05:11officers arrived to help Bethany Golson and her car
05:22I am drunk what happened so I am drunk and I went on a random drive and apparently my car ended up
05:33like that yeah my boyfriend and I were not in a good spot so I just kind of went for a drive
05:39I know but how did you get to the like you're at the you're at like a loading dock where are you
05:43coming from Lakewood how did you get back here I don't know I just drove and then ended up here
05:51officers continue to try and understand how her car ended up almost upside down
05:57how did you come to this ramp a driveway that's that way okay and then you thought this was the
06:03exit or something and you drove off um yeah do you need an ambulance are you hurt I'm not hurt
06:08I need a cigarette more than anything I just want to bring my lethal down so I can like to get it
06:15out of here Bethany seems more focused on the state of her car than the state of her sobriety
06:21unfortunately I don't drive you're under arrest okay all right with the right to remain silent
06:29anything you say can and will be used against you in court do you have any weapons on you though
06:33um call me a baby right there hey that's on you right now um that is the only thing that would
06:42be by me right now gotcha Golsan reveals one last secret to the officers I've never been arrested
06:50before I'm kind of happy that you're here for me for my first time Bethany Golsan is arrested for
06:58operating a vehicle while impaired having a blood alcohol concentration over 0.17 and willful disregard
07:05of safety she takes a deal pleading no contest to operating while impaired the other charges are
07:12dropped she's sentenced to 180 days in jail 177 of them suspended and one year of probation
07:21I feel like it was a welcome doc more than a low doc you know what I mean I feel like they welcome
07:28people yeah it's definitely not a welcome doc
07:31whoa whoa hey hey wake up
07:47motor vehicles don't hold a monopoly on traffic accidents just ask the sheriff's office in
07:59Ashtabula County Ohio who on one warm spring night encountered a runaway horse and buggy
08:06stopped going down the wrong out of the road Ashtabula County is actually the super county and that refers to the number of Amish settlements within the county Ashtabula has over six settlements of Amish the buggy was headed back towards a state route which will also be heavily
08:36traveled so that could pose an issue we got a drunk Amish guy passed down the buggy and I yelled at the guy when he rode by and I hit the side of the buggy and hollered at the guy he's passed clean out he slumped over
08:53No
08:58I wanna see if I can get in front of him and slow down
09:01421
09:03521
09:05This is one of the more bizarre
09:08traffic stops I have been involved in
09:11during my law enforcement career
09:13We might have it stopped.
09:31Disregard.
09:32He just rammed it into my car.
09:35Hey!
09:36Stop your horse!
09:39Grab your horse!
09:41While Deputy Talbert
09:42assessed the situation,
09:44three people approached
09:45the scene of the accident.
09:48Okay, grab the horse
09:49so it doesn't do any more damage, please.
09:52It's rammed it into my car already.
09:54It was the driver of the buggy's brother.
09:58Apparently, they had all been
09:59together at some point.
10:01How old are you?
10:03I'm 21.
10:0321.
10:05Well, for right now,
10:07until I can determine
10:08on who you are...
10:10Let me see your hand.
10:11I'm going to detain you.
10:14All right.
10:14All right?
10:15Yep.
10:16I saw...
10:16Wait?
10:19Yes.
10:19Where?
10:20All right.
10:21You start at 29 for a head injury
10:29for the driver.
10:31The man of the horse and buggy
10:33is 21-year-old Nathan Miller.
10:35And when the horse lurched forward
10:36and hit the police car,
10:38it caused a huge wooden speaker
10:40to topple down on his head.
10:42EMS was called and confirmed
10:44that Miller hadn't suffered
10:46a serious injury.
10:47He refused further medical treatment.
10:49Have any of you ever driven a horse?
10:51No.
10:53I'm just saying that
10:54sometimes you can't control a horse.
10:56I understand that.
10:57Not when you're sleeping.
10:59Was he sleeping?
10:59No, he's passed out cold.
11:01We're running the siren.
11:02I'm banging on the side of the buggy.
11:04There's beer in there.
11:05He's drunk as s***.
11:06There's beer still in there.
11:07I didn't know.
11:08I wasn't home.
11:09I didn't know he was doing
11:10any of this.
11:11That's understandable.
11:13Are you good with him?
11:14Yeah, I'm just good with him.
11:15Have a seat.
11:20He went to chance himself.
11:22Oh.
11:24He gets in and hits his head.
11:26The horse and buggy was turned over
11:29to the brother who was already on scene.
11:31I didn't know this bizarre incident
11:35or traffic stop would turn into
11:37such a crazy ride.
11:40Miller was arrested for operating a vehicle
11:42while intoxicated.
11:44He pled guilty,
11:45was given 180 days probation
11:47in order to pay $5,246.71
11:52in restitution.
11:59Our next intoxicating moment
12:01gives new meaning to the phrase
12:03crash at my place.
12:05Oh, f*** me.
12:07Where's your...
12:08Did I do this?
12:09I did this.
12:10Yes.
12:16According to police,
12:1759-year-old Patricia Smith
12:19has driven home from a night out.
12:21Her arrival is loud enough
12:23to wake her neighbor
12:24who goes outside to find this
12:26in her sheriff's driveway.
12:28So she calls police to report the damage.
12:35What happened here tonight?
12:38What'd you see?
12:39I didn't see anything.
12:40I was in bed sleeping.
12:42Okay.
12:42And then I was awakened.
12:44Maybe that's when she hit the house.
12:46But then my car alarm started going off.
12:48Okay.
12:49I went to call you guys.
12:51And she goes,
12:51oh, you're calling it in on me?
12:53I'm like, yeah.
12:54We'll go see if we can check on her.
12:56Police approached the house
12:57to talk to Smith
12:58and noticed the substantial damage
13:01to the exterior.
13:08Hi, sheriff's office.
13:10Hi.
13:11What happened?
13:12Are you okay?
13:13I'm good.
13:14Okay.
13:15No.
13:15Your car's...
13:16You ran into the neighbor's car, Harry.
13:18What?
13:20Yep.
13:20The whole...
13:21Yep.
13:22Your whole apartment's caved in.
13:34How much have you had to drink tonight?
13:36Well, I drank earlier,
13:37but yeah, okay.
13:38But now I...
13:39Yeah, no.
13:41Don't do that to me now
13:42because it's like, really?
13:44Yeah, no.
13:45That's fine.
13:46It's pretty far from fine.
13:49Police suspect Smith is intoxicated
13:51and crashed her car
13:52into her own house.
13:55So they administer
13:56a breathalyzer test.
13:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:00Okay.
14:02I'm at home.
14:03I'm not driving.
14:05I'm sorry.
14:06All right.
14:07It's a .248.
14:09What's that?
14:09Three times the legal limit.
14:12All right.
14:12Transminder back.
14:13You're in arrest.
14:13When the officers allow her back in the house
14:17to retrieve her cell phone,
14:18Smith seems to finally realize
14:20just how much damage she has done
14:22to her own home.
14:24It's me and Jess.
14:25Where's your...
14:26Did I do this?
14:27I did this.
14:28Yes.
14:28I didn't even know I did this.
14:30Yeah.
14:30This is so weird.
14:36I can't believe I did this.
14:39Smith is charged with operating a vehicle
14:42while intoxicated.
14:43She pleads no contest
14:44and is sentenced to installing
14:46an ignition interlock device in her car,
14:49license for evocation,
14:50and an alcohol assessment.
14:51Although the next clip
14:57didn't make the top five,
14:59it deserves an honorable mention.
15:02Spotting impaired drivers
15:03is an important,
15:04albeit fairly standard,
15:06part of most law enforcement officers'
15:08job duties.
15:11But what Officer Michael Kruger
15:13of the Roselle Police Department
15:15saw while on patrol
15:16one cold January night
15:18was pretty far
15:19from your standard DUI.
15:20When Officer Kruger
15:27saw 54-year-old Mary Ann Christy
15:30driving south on Roselle Road,
15:32he didn't hesitate
15:33to pull her over.
15:35She had a 15-foot tree
15:37wedged into the grill of her car.
15:45When the officer approached Christy's car
15:47to ask her about the tree,
15:49he discovered her airbags
15:50had been deployed.
15:54Christy said she'd struck the tree
15:56somewhere in her hometown
15:57of Schaumburg,
15:58about four miles away,
16:00but couldn't remember
16:01exactly where.
16:08She was arrested
16:09and charged with DUI
16:10and operating an uninsured vehicle.
16:12Schaumburg PD located the site
16:15of Christy's tree crash
16:16and later issued her
16:17multiple traffic citations.
16:19Christy pled guilty to DUI
16:21and was sentenced
16:21to one year of court supervision.
16:28And our number one
16:29intoxicating moment
16:31answers the classic question,
16:33why did the chicken
16:34cross the road?
16:34All the way down.
16:37In this case,
16:38because it was having
16:39a bad trip.
16:40Yes, sir.
16:40Have you did any drugs today?
16:42I did your drugs.
16:42What did you do?
16:43I did mushrooms.
16:49On a winter afternoon
16:50in Georgia,
16:52911 operators
16:53receive a call
16:54about a man in distress.
16:57I'm in Cain,
16:58911,
16:58where's your emergency?
16:59My boyfriend's
17:00having a bad trip
17:01on mushrooms.
17:02He's walking
17:03in the road right now
17:04and he needs somebody.
17:06All right.
17:07Has he ever done
17:08this before?
17:10No,
17:11we just woke up
17:12so like he's...
17:14So he's kind of
17:15emotional right now?
17:16Yeah.
17:18An ambulance
17:19in Putnam County
17:20sheriff's deputies
17:21respond to assist
17:2247-year-old
17:24Jason Pinch,
17:25who is reportedly
17:25having an adverse reaction
17:27to psychedelic mushrooms
17:29and becoming violent.
17:31He's coming up on us,
17:33175.
17:34He's walking
17:34towards us.
17:35Step it up.
17:37He's banging on
17:38past cars
17:38with a yellow chicken suit.
17:43Yes.
17:44Pinch runs afoul
17:45with the law
17:45dressed in a onesie
17:47style chicken costume
17:48complete with
17:49waddles on the neck.
17:51Sheriff's office,
17:52stop.
17:53Don't tell me
17:53what the f*** do.
17:54Are you real?
17:56Yes.
17:57How do you go?
17:59How do you f***ing die?
18:00Am I alive?
18:03Am I f***ing dead?
18:04Stop.
18:09Stop.
18:09Stop.
18:09Stop.
18:10Get on the ground.
18:11Get on the ground.
18:14Okay.
18:14Mark.
18:15Stop.
18:16Get on the ground.
18:16All the way down.
18:17All the way down.
18:20We're real.
18:21We're real.
18:23Stay on the ground.
18:24Stop, stop, stop, turn around, get on the ground, stay on the ground, stay on the ground.
18:35We're trying to help you, okay?
18:37All right, look, I just want to take you again if you don't comply.
18:39Just comply, we'll get Schmidt, okay?
18:41All right, okay?
18:43But who's in control?
18:45Us.
18:46I don't want you to let him do what he needs to do.
18:50I don't know if I'm taking it.
18:51Look here.
18:52You're not going behind him.
18:53You're not a chicken.
18:55Just get him on the front for now and let them take him, or check him out anyway.
19:02All right, then how do I know you exist?
19:04Let me borrow your arm on my arm.
19:05You can't borrow my arm, it belongs to me, sir.
19:07Why are you trying to argue against me?
19:10Let me take your blood pressure.
19:11Am I existing?
19:13Yes.
19:14What's the way?
19:14Okay, okay, okay, okay.
19:16This is real.
19:17Yes.
19:17Let me take your blood pressure.
19:18No, wait, please, please, please.
19:19Is somebody out there?
19:21Are you filming me?
19:23Yes.
19:24Yes, you are.
19:24Am I being filmed?
19:25Can you show me it?
19:27No, no.
19:27Okay, stop.
19:27Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
19:30This, I'll be 100% compliant.
19:33Okay.
19:33If somebody will show me a film of myself being filmed, like, then I'll know if I'm real.
19:40Pinch seems to be in desperate need of a reality check as he continues to resist deputies.
19:45Will somebody tell me if this is going to end?
19:48So his next stop is going to be jail.
19:50Stop.
19:51Stop.
19:51Jason, sit down.
19:52Stop.
19:53Please help me, you people.
19:55Jason, sit down.
19:56Stop.
19:57I want to go home.
19:57I want to go home.
19:58Sit down.
19:59I want to go home.
20:00I live up there.
20:01Wait, stop.
20:02What's the nature?
20:03Are you real?
20:03Pinch is charged with two counts of obstruction and one count of disorderly conduct.
20:14He pleads guilty to one count of obstruction and disorderly conduct.
20:19He's sentenced to 24 months of probation, 12 months of alcohol and drug screening, and
20:25a responsible behavior class.
20:28Am I a chicken or am I a person?
20:31Is that why nobody wants to talk to me?
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