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00:00Oooooohhhhhh…
00:02Oh! What the?
00:04Oh my gosh! My baby! She's in trouble!
00:07No no no! I have to find her! She must be hurt!
00:11Darling! Wait…
00:14Oh my gosh! I was worried to death and lipstick is not a toy!
00:17And definitely not for eating!
00:20Oh, but that gives me a good idea!
00:22I'll just use this fork to remove the lipstick from its tube.
00:25Next, I'll melt this red chocolate.
00:27It's ready to be poured into the empty lipstick tube.
00:32Done!
00:33Don't cry, honey. I have some special lipstick for you now.
00:37Ooh! Special makeup just for me!
00:40You can even eat this one!
00:43Mmm! It's so yummy!
00:45I love lipstick! It's my favorite!
00:48Thanks, mommy!
00:54Huh?
00:55Oh my gosh! What's happening over here?
00:59Honey, you're making a huge mess. What are you up to?
01:02Hi, mom!
01:03Oh my! How did you even find all this junk food?
01:07And you've got it all over your precious face, too!
01:11It's made you break out. We can't have that now, can we?
01:14Look at all these blemishes on your skin.
01:16Oh! Oh my! I barely touched them!
01:22Did that really just happen? So disgusting!
01:26All right, that's it! We have to do something about this!
01:29All this junk food and garbage is coming with me!
01:32No, mom! It's my favorite! Please!
01:35Look, honey! I have some snacks for you! Healthy fruit!
01:39Now I can finally get back to my book!
01:41Gross! Fruit!
01:44Is she looking?
01:45No, I think she's distracted! Now's my chance!
01:49Huh? What are you doing, mom?
01:51Nothing, honey! Just reading my book!
01:54Kay! I'm drawing a picture of our house!
01:56Oops! I knocked off the colored pencils! Sorry, mom!
02:01It's fine! I'll pick them up for you!
02:03There we go! Back where they belong!
02:06Oh! Hmm. This has given me a clever idea!
02:11I'll just slip my can of soda right in here!
02:13And then using a straw, I can sip in secrecy!
02:16La la la la la! Huh? Mom? What are you doing?
02:20I'm just adjusting your colored pencils, that's all!
02:22Okay! If you say so!
02:26All right! This is going to be such a fun little party!
02:30Everything is so cute and decorated!
02:32Let me just check on these cups.
02:34Stack them smaller…
02:36Hi, mom!
02:36Ooh! Soda and chips! Fun!
02:39I'm hungry, though!
02:41Oh, there's candy in the fridge!
02:44Wait! What's this on here?
02:46I think it's a note!
02:48Aw, the candy's for the party!
02:51No fun!
02:52Guess I better find something else!
02:54Ugh! This is for the party, too?
02:56Even the jam? Maybe this egg?
02:59No! Why is this egg for the party?
03:02Everything inside the refrigerator is for the party!
03:05Wait! There's some pizza in here!
03:07It doesn't have a note!
03:09Yummo! Pizza's one of my favorite foods!
03:11I bet it's going to taste so good, too!
03:14Wow! Look at all that pepperoni! Huh?
03:17Nope! That pizza's for the party, so don't eat any!
03:21But mom, please! I'm so hungry!
03:23Ugh! I'm gonna starve to death! And she's over there talking on the phone!
03:28She's not looking! I'm gonna cut a slice of pizza!
03:32Just one slice should be okay!
03:34I'll go down this way, and then across the pizza this way!
03:37All the way through the crust!
03:38It smells so good!
03:40Then I'll do another slice right next to the first one!
03:43Like that! And now I can take this piece!
03:46Yummy! Pizza time!
03:47Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
03:49Oh no no no! They're sliced too!
03:51But it's gonna taste just as good as the first one!
03:54Mmm!
03:56Uh oh! Mom's gonna look over here!
03:59Ah! She's gonna come over! Quick! Gotta hide the missing slices!
04:03Honey! What were you doing with that pizza?
04:05I was just gonna slice it for the party!
04:08Ohhhh, I see! That's very helpful!
04:13Yep! I got the expense report you sent over!
04:15Did you eat those leaves, Mr. Giraffe? They were mine!
04:20Huh? Mama has a candy bar!
04:22Mom! Honey! Can I have some candy too?
04:26Yes, you're right! Those numbers don't look correct!
04:28She missed my mouth!
04:30Hold still, Candy! I'm trying to bite you!
04:34I got you this time for sure!
04:36Oh, this candy bar's too mean! I'm gonna take him down!
04:40Aaaaah!
04:45Oh! I missed!
04:50Hi, Mom!
04:51Oh, noodles!
04:52I love noodles! They look so good!
04:55Mom! Mom! Can I have those noodles? Please?
04:59Oh sure, honey! I was just heating up the water in the kettle!
05:02There we go! Now you just gotta let it cook a bit!
05:05Mmm!
05:06Hey, I think it's done! Time to eat!
05:08Yummy, yummy, yummy! Ouch!
05:10Ugh! It's hot!
05:12Mom! The noodle's too hot! It burned me!
05:16Oh, this'll work!
05:17Let me take this sheet of paper and tape it to the desk!
05:22I'll need to do it right across the middle like this.
05:24Then all the way down to the floor.
05:26Help me out, Foot!
05:27There we go! Now I've made a way to cool off the noodles hands-free!
05:31Wow, Mom! You're so smart! Now my noodles are cooled off and I can eat them!
05:36Mmm! Noodles are the best! I love them!
05:39That's good, honey! I'm glad you're…
05:41Oh my! I can't believe it! I cooled them off too much!
05:45They're frozen!
05:46Oh! Honey! Honey!
05:49I'm too powerful for my own good!
05:51You're my best friend, Piggy!
05:54Achoo!
06:01Honey! I've brought you some cold medicine to help you feel better!
06:04Let me check your temperature!
06:06This should help bring your fever down!
06:08Open up!
06:09Huh? What?
06:10Ew! Medicine!
06:12No way! I don't want it! It tastes bad!
06:16I hate when she's stubborn like this!
06:18Medicine! It tastes bad!
06:20Oh, of course! That idea will totally work!
06:23I'll put my phone down and put a piece of two-sided tape on it.
06:26Okay? Now I just need to find one of her favorite videos!
06:30There we go! This one is perfect!
06:32And now I'll take the phone to my forehead!
06:34Honey? Oh honey?
06:36Huh?
06:38Oh! My favorite video!
06:42I love this channel…
06:43She's totally zoned out! Distracted by the video?
06:48Now's my chance!
06:49There you go! Just keep watching the video!
06:52Just a little more medicine!
06:56Huh?
06:58No!
07:01Oh! All over my phone and face!
07:04She tried to give us medicine!
07:06I love candy! It's the best! It is candy!
07:15Yes! I got it in my mouth!
07:17Honey! I've got your lunch ready for you!
07:19I made one of your favorites!
07:21Plain noodles!
07:23No! I don't want noodles! I want candy for lunch!
07:26Honey, no! Candy is not for lunch!
07:29Come on now! Hand them over! I said give them to me!
07:31Oh my! There are candies everywhere now!
07:37You spilled my candy!
07:40Oh. Wait. I know what to do!
07:44I need to start boiling some water.
07:46I'll also need food coloring.
07:47I'll start with this green color.
07:49There we go. That should be enough.
07:51Time to add the noodles to cook.
07:52Just gotta boil them so they're nice and tender.
07:55She really likes her noodles as soft as can be.
07:58Alright, let me check their doneness.
07:59Give them a little stir.
08:01There we go. Now I've got colorful green noodles.
08:04I'll add them with the other colors I've made, too.
08:06Honey, don't cry. Look what I've made for you.
08:09Ooh! Blue noodles!
08:12And orange noodles, too!
08:14Look! There's green noodles over here!
08:16I'm gonna eat them!
08:17Oh! Oh! So good! I love candy noodles!
08:21Pink ones! Pink is my favorite color!
08:23I'm gonna catch them in my mouth!
08:25Huh? Where did my noodles go?
08:28Ahem. Honey?
08:30Is there something you want to tell me?
08:33I need more gum to finish my drawing.
08:37Mmm! I'm gonna blow a bubble, too!
08:42It popped on my lips!
08:43Gum is so fun! Just like drawing!
08:46Ahem. Honey! Mommy's trying to read! Maybe no more popping bubbles?
08:52This is gonna be my best drawing ever!
08:59Ahem. Honey! What did I say about popping bubbles?
09:03That's it! Spit it out! No more gum for now!
09:10I swear! She's gonna give me a heart attack!
09:14Mom is so mean sometimes. I can't draw without any gum!
09:19Huh? Oh, there's some tape! I know what to do!
09:23I can open up the plastic and take the tape out!
09:26Now I'll open up the gum and take the gum out, too!
09:28Look! If it's right inside the tape plastic! I'll close it!
09:32Wow! Now I've got gum again!
09:36I gotta blow a new bubble to celebrate!
09:38It's gonna be big!
09:41I swear! Honey! Give me the gum right now!
09:45But I don't have any gum! You took it away!
09:49Is that so? Well…
09:52I don't see any. I must be losing my mind!
09:55Okay, while you keep drawing…
09:57I will, Mom! Now I can have all the gum I want!
10:03Oh my gosh! This movie! I can't wait!
10:05Ahhhh! Bored!
10:10Mom! I'm bored! This is boring!
10:14Hmm, look at her long hair! That gives me an idea!
10:18First things first, take the phone cover off, then hold it over the hair.
10:22Fold the hair over, then return the phone to the cover.
10:25Snap it into place, and there we go!
10:28Wow! My favorite videos!
10:30You just watch that while mommy watches her movie!
10:32Woooo! I love the park! The park is the best!
10:36Yes, it's a great day for a visit to the park!
10:40Okay, I've got a snack for you because you've been good!
10:43Yay! Lollipop! The best ever!
10:46Mmm! I'm gonna go play!
10:48Okay, you have fun! But be safe, too!
10:51What should I do?
10:53Eww! A bee! Go away!
10:56No! The bee wants my lolly! You can't have it, bee!
11:00This isn't a bee treat! It's a Lizzy treat! It's mine!
11:04The bee's trying to get these! Help!
11:07Eww! Go away, you mean bee!
11:10Hi-yah! Eww!
11:12I'll get you, bee! I'll get you good! Run away!
11:15Eww! I ran so much! Bees are fast, but I'm faster!
11:19Eww! My finger!
11:24Hey!
11:26Eww! Mom!
11:29Oh my gosh! My poor little angel!
11:32Mom! I've got a splinter in my finger!
11:36Don't worry! I can take it out!
11:40No! Don't touch it! It hurts!
11:42Oh gosh! Okay, hold on! Let me check my purse!
11:46Let's see. This wrapper's no good! And then I've got these coins!
11:49What am I gonna do?
11:51Hey, wait a second! The coins!
11:53Honey, now hold still! There!
11:57Wait! The splinter's gone? Where'd it go?
11:59I just took it out! See?
12:01Yay! Thanks, Mom! You're the best ever!
12:05Eww! The bee's back! Run away! Yeah!
12:10Mmm! Do boogers smell?
12:12No, guess not.
12:14Honey! I'm back from the store! Did you miss me?
12:18Let me unpack these groceries.
12:21Woah! What's she got in that bag?
12:23Any candy? Maybe chips?
12:26Ooh! Chocolate spread! That's the best ever!
12:30I want that! I'm gonna go get it!
12:32What else do I have in here? Oh!
12:35Alright, just a few things left. Some apples…
12:38I'll just put this down here…
12:40Oh, Lizzy! You scared me! Oh, you want a snack?
12:43Ta-da! Is this what you're looking for?
12:46Yay! This is my favorite! Thanks, Mom!
12:48Ah, she's so adorable.
12:50I love that she…
12:51Ah! Yummy, yummy, yum-o! This is the best ever!
12:54Mmm! I want more!
12:59Oh, nope! That's not gonna work! Time to clean her up!
13:02Hold still, Lizzy! I need to wash your face!
13:05And change your clothes! There! Your hair is tidy, too!
13:07You're ready to go!
13:09I can't believe how quickly she made a mess!
13:12Good thing I put a stop to that! Ah!
13:15Yummy, yummy!
13:17What the heck? I just had the jar in my hand!
13:20Ugh! Hold still, I have to clean you up again!
13:23There you go!
13:24I can't believe she's made two messes in such a short time!
13:27Wait a second… I bet this bag could be a useful solution!
13:30Honey, give me that! I'm gonna put this bag on you!
13:33There we go! Now stick your arms through the armholes!
13:36Why do I have to wear this?
13:38Oh yay! Chocolate spread! Yummy, yummy, yummy!
13:41Oh my! She's just a little mess maker!
13:44But at least it's on a bag now!
13:48I better slice up these cherry tomatoes!
13:50Mom, look! I picked out a new outfit! Do you like it?
13:55Oh my goodness! You look so nice!
13:58Wait! Mom, will you help me take a picture?
14:01Okay, I've got the camera! Now give me your biggest smile!
14:05Very nice! Now do a different sort of pose!
14:07Oh, you look so lovely in these photos!
14:10Come over here!
14:11Yay! I want to see the pictures!
14:13Don't you just look so good?
14:18Mommy's little angel!
14:20What? What? How come my face looks like that?
14:26Lizzy! There has to be something I can do to stop her tears!
14:30The corn! Of course! This will be the solution!
14:34Lizzy! Come with me over here!
14:36I'll set this corn down!
14:37Now Lizzy, stand over there! Pose like this!
14:40Okay, I'll just set the timer on the camera!
14:43Ready? Here comes the photo!
14:46Oh my! Huge graves! What a giant and fun pineapple!
14:50Here, Lizzy! Take a look at these photos now!
14:52Yay! These are the best photos ever! Thanks, Mom!
14:56Time for my own selfie!
14:58Let's take a look.
14:59Oof! Wow! Is that really my face?
15:02I won't pose that.
15:05Oof! Alright! I think I'm ready to start working!
15:09Yeah. We do have a small problem to deal with.
15:13Yes, I understand. I think we can resolve it today, though.
15:16Wait. What the heck is going on?
15:18My computer's acting up!
15:19Hey! Can anyone hear me?
15:20Ugh! Why are you doing this to me today, you dumb computer?!
15:25Maybe if I hold it over here? Will that fix things?
15:27This was a really important meeting that I'm now missing!
15:31Mom's busy! Now's my chance to sneak by with these snacks!
15:34Huh? What was that?
15:36Oh, hi, Mom! I'm just, well… doing… things?
15:40No! I don't want her to take all my snacks!
15:43Hmm. Things? Wait. Let me see this.
15:47Huh. The antenna over there. And the can in my hand.
15:51Of course! This is what'll solve my computer problems!
15:54Okay, I need this can, but it needs to be empty.
15:56Now I just need to use these scissors to cut up a can.
15:59Time to open it! Perfect! That worked exactly like I thought it would.
16:03Okay, time to just put this on the wifi antenna!
16:06Hello? Can you see and hear me now?
16:09Oh my gosh! What are you wearing? Pajamas?!
16:13Oh no! I forgot I didn't put on my business pants!
16:16Sorry about that.
16:17That mom! She's so funny!
16:22I'll just touch up this nail a bit with this file.
16:24Woooo! I'm a tornado! I'm just spinning in a circle!
16:29I'm gonna suck you up! I'm the fastest in the whole world!
16:32Ugh, Lizzy! Stop!
16:35Stop running! Now come over here and sit down at your table!
16:39Look! Here are some art supplies! Why don't you draw a picture instead?
16:43Finally, some peace and quiet so I can concentrate!
16:46Wait a second! What's all over her face?!
16:49Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me! Another mess!
16:53I guess I'll just be taking this away from her now!
16:55Lizzy! What are you doing?!
16:57Yum! But I need yellow for my picture I'm making!
17:00I can't believe she's able to make such a quick mess!
17:02She's driving me bonkers today! What can I do?
17:06Oh, the skittles! I've got a genius idea!
17:09Maybe I can use this ice cube tray!
17:11Along with the candies?
17:12Okay, I'll start with adding some candies to the tray!
17:15Matching colors, of course!
17:16Now I'll add some water!
17:18Last one!
17:19Oh, the colors are already leaving the candies!
17:22The colors are filling the water instead!
17:25Now I can just remove the candies and freeze the water!
17:30Lizzy, honey! I've got some special paint just for you!
17:34Ooh, they're pretty! And they taste good too!
17:37I gotta finish my picture I'm making!
17:39Oh my goodness, what a beautiful picture!
17:42My heart's so full!
17:43Thank you so much, Lizzy! You're a beautiful artist!
17:48Oh my goodness, this is so good I can't turn away!
17:51And I can't stop eating these candies either! They're so good!
17:56Mmm! Oh, a pink one! My favorite flavor!
18:00Hey! What's this candy?
18:02Mmm! Yummy!
18:04Give me these! I want more!
18:08Mmm! Candy's my favorite! Bye, Mom!
18:12There goes my snack. I'm gonna have to do something.
18:16Okay, I need to get a new candy snack from the kitchen.
18:18She's not looking, so now's my chance to grab my other candies.
18:22Ah, thank goodness…
18:24Yay! More candy! Thanks, Mom!
18:26You've gotta be kidding me!
18:29Okay, she won't find me here.
18:32Hi, Mom! Thanks for more candy!
18:34Oh! I just want to eat some candy! Is that so much to ask?
18:38I've gotta be more sneaky and quiet, that's all.
18:41Phew! Looks like the coast is clear.
18:44Wait a second… I think I'm coming up with an idea!
18:47I've got this package of wet tissues!
18:49Yep! I can make this work!
18:50First, what I need to do is remove the tissues, of course.
18:53And I also want to remove this plastic from inside the rectangle!
18:57Now it's ready for me to add the candy inside!
19:02Look at that! It just fills the whole container!
19:04And I can close the lid!
19:05The candy is perfectly hidden now!
19:07I'm gonna eat one right now!
19:09Ooh, look at them! This yellow one looks tasty!
19:12So sweet! I love these candies so much!
19:17Wait. What's that vibration?
19:20Oh no. Look at the water. She's coming this way!
19:25AHHHHH! Here she comes!
19:27Hi, Mom!
19:28Hey! I smell candy!
19:30Do you have some, Mom?
19:31What? Me? No, I don't have any candy.
19:33Just these wet wipes is all.
19:36Hmm. Let me see that.
19:37I don't think this is candy.
19:41Okay! You can have it back!
19:43Oh! Maybe the candy's over here!
19:45She's gone!
19:46Phew! Finally some peace and quiet!
19:49And of course, some delicious candy!
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