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00:00I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
00:11Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company in the world is hard.
00:19Welcome aboard, the Miss Emily.
00:21The finest yacht this side of the Atlantic.
00:24Spend the weekend with me on my yacht.
00:30I have never met anyone like you before.
00:38Everything about you excites me.
00:50Cassie, meet our CEO, Mario Bonacorsi.
00:55Mario is my husband.
01:00What the fuck?
01:01I don't care if she's a 2 or a 10.
01:03Fucking get rid of her.
01:04Grace, get out.
01:06You're fired.
01:07I love you, Cassie.
01:09Alvin, another Bahamama Mama please.
01:17You're out of rum.
01:19Helen, another Bahama Mama, please.
01:31You're out of rum.
01:33There's no way that's true.
01:36Nope.
01:37You finished the bottle.
01:38You drink too much.
01:39I'm blowing off some steam.
01:41Being the CEO of the biggest boat-building company in the world is hard.
01:47You're sucking the minibar dry.
01:50You sound like Grace.
02:01Really, Mario?
02:02Another blown sale?
02:04It's pennies to us.
02:06We'll be fine.
02:07Fuck, we will.
02:08I'd rather die than fall into the middle class.
02:12Maybe if you didn't spend so much money, we'd be in better shape.
02:15Look, I hired a new designer.
02:17She's young.
02:19We need fresh ideas.
02:21People love my designs.
02:23She starts next week.
02:30I'm going to go grab a drink.
02:31This is Mario.
02:52Get your ass back to the office.
02:54Hi, Grace.
02:55I'm doing so well.
02:56Thank you for asking.
02:57I mean it, Mario.
02:59Yeah, I'm in the middle of a mimosa.
03:00I can't.
03:00Well, we have a meeting with Prince Fizzlebottom.
03:04We need to prep.
03:05No, I'm not doing that.
03:07Why the hell not?
03:08I asked you to give me the weekend.
03:09Give me that.
03:10I could give a fuck about your little weekend excursion.
03:13And that's the problem.
03:14You don't care about me.
03:15Our marriage is a sham.
03:17We're not in love.
03:18Love?
03:18Don't talk to me about love.
03:21You plus me equals yacht money, period.
03:24Look, I'm no value to this company if I'm this burned out.
03:28I will talk to you on Monday.
03:29I've always loved yachts.
03:40The sea, the sound of the waves, the fish swimming alongside the boat.
03:47It brings me this calmness, you know?
03:51Yeah, I like to make waves with you.
03:54What now?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Take that poop deck to Pound Town.
03:58Oh, for fuck's sake.
04:00Oh, actually, hold that thought.
04:04Captain's got to go drain the main barge.
04:06Don't miss me too hard.
04:11Look.
04:13Oh.
04:28I have eyes, you know.
04:33Yeah, but you also have a six-pack.
04:37Can't blame a girl for staring.
04:44I'm Mario.
04:46Cassie.
04:46I messed up real good.
04:49So don't let those times start off your eyes.
04:56Hey, asshole.
04:59Stop talking to my girl.
05:00I'll knock your teeth out.
05:02I'm not your girl.
05:04I literally met you five minutes ago.
05:07That's not what your inner thighs were telling me.
05:11Oh, what are you going to do about it, tough guy?
05:13Damn.
05:17Damn.
05:19Nice knockout.
05:21Look.
05:23I don't have time for romance.
05:26I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
05:30Hmm.
05:31I'm not asking you to fall in love.
05:34Spend the weekend with me on my yacht.
05:37Come on.
05:38You had me at yacht.
05:44Listen here, jackass.
05:47You cannot do that to me.
05:50Oh.
05:52Oh.
05:53Oh.
05:54Oh.
06:08Grace won't like some whore dirting up the yacht.
06:26That's nowhere to treat a guest, Helen.
06:29There's some dick at the bar when she got injured.
06:31Grace won't know.
06:33Could you help me get some pajamas on her, please?
06:36I'm staying out of this.
06:57Wow.
06:58Women of the night just lack professionalism these days.
07:04I'm not a prostitute.
07:06Where the hell am I?
07:09You are sitting on the Miss Emily.
07:12Finance yacht this side of the Atlantic.
07:15Well, fuck.
07:16I'm underdressed.
07:18I brought you here after that dipshit at the bar knocked you out.
07:22Oh.
07:23Thanks.
07:24I guess...
07:26I better get going.
07:29Stay.
07:30For breakfast.
07:31I don't know.
07:32Come on.
07:34I'll make you world-class X.
07:43You need...
07:45to leave.
07:47Why?
07:48My job...
07:49is...
07:50to protect Mario and you're nothing but trouble.
08:00Well, last time I checked, Mario invited me to stay.
08:04So...
08:05I'm staying.
08:11Mario isn't someone you want to get involved with.
08:14Listen.
08:16If a hot guy is inviting me on his yacht for the day,
08:19I'm all in.
08:21That's like...
08:24Every girl's wedding dream.
08:28Fine.
08:30Prepare to have your heart broken.
08:33I'm...
08:34I'm...
08:34I'm...
08:34I'm...
08:35I'm...
08:36I'm...
08:37I'm...
08:38I'm...
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08:48I'm...
08:50I'm...
08:52I'm...
08:53Good morning.
08:54I feel like a dump truck...
08:56truck ran over me last night.
09:04Ah.
09:12Oh fuck me, that's...
09:16Good.
09:17I have never met anyone like you before you must live a peaceful life or boring
09:47okay how do you want my dress I'm fine with whatever come on that's not an answer
10:00gotta give me some stuff in here do you want them scrambled fried sunny set up
10:06did you save me for me no they're all mine
10:36these are fan give it back I was technically it's my fork actually so how's my slobber on it
10:50mine too
10:54mine's poisonous and there's only one cure for it
10:59what's a cure
11:00you're taking me on an adventure today
11:07is that all
11:11yep
11:14you can do that
11:18you
11:20you
11:24you
11:30you
11:48you
11:49you
12:21Yes, ma'am.
14:51I don't know.
14:53I'll make you a regional manager of Yacht's dining room.
15:13Oh my gosh, Grace.
15:20I won't let you down.
16:06I don't want to say that.
16:15I don't want to say that.
16:17I don't want to say that.
16:21What up
16:24Okay
16:26Mara
18:29Usually I play hard to get.
18:35So I'm different?
18:38Yeah.
18:39You're different.
18:40You make me excited about the future.
18:47Take me, Captain.
18:49Down, down, down, down, yeah, oh, we're only starting, but I'm falling for you right now, girl.
18:58I know it's crazy, but you know things get hazy when I'm in the world.
19:02So baby, where you been?
19:08Helen, I told you to get Mario's ass back to the office.
19:12I'm doing my best.
19:14Obviously not good enough.
19:16Considering that Mario is not sitting in his office designing something brilliant right now.
19:20This girl has him under some spell.
19:24Oh, barf.
19:26I don't care who he fucks.
19:28As long as he doesn't fuck with my money.
19:30Give me one more day.
19:32Fine.
19:33One more day, Helen.
19:34But you better not fuck this up.
19:36Did you know you have a mole on your ass?
19:43I do not.
19:45Wouldn't I know better than you?
19:48No, I have the greatest ass around here.
19:50What are you talking about?
19:51My ass would disagree.
19:55Can't argue that.
19:56No.
20:00Mario!
20:01What the fuck, Helen?
20:03Grace needs to talk to you.
20:06Who's Grace?
20:09His wife?
20:16You're married?
20:20You're married?
20:22I'll tell Grace you'll call her back.
20:25Okay, yeah, see, I can explain.
20:26It seems pretty black and white to me.
20:28Yeah, we're not happy.
20:29How original.
20:30Okay, it's more, it's less of a marriage and more of a business arrangement.
20:34Fuck off.
20:36I should have known.
20:39All men are shit.
20:41Cassie.
20:43Cassie.
20:44I never want to see your rotten cheater face again.
20:48So, I guess that's over with.
21:00Oh, fuck off, Helen.
21:02You ruined everything.
21:04I'm doing my job.
21:06You're not working for me or for Grace.
21:08I'm doing my job.
21:25I'm doing my job.
21:26This is for the best. You start your new job on Monday. You're a big girl now. Act like it.
21:51You have no idea how excited I am to be here.
21:54I'm very pleased to have you here. You're a perfect fit for the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
22:00I promise I won't let you down.
22:02Good. Let me show you to your desk.
22:17And this is your desk. It's right next to my assistant Tatum.
22:21He's the office gremlin. Try your best to ignore him.
22:24Hi there, Cassisaurus Rex. Welcome to the family.
22:28Oh, Tatum, you're so annoying.
22:31You're so annoying.
22:40Feel it, Nani?
22:41So glad you're here. Please let me know if you need anything. Like, anything.
23:00Thanks, Tatum. That's enough. Thank you. Thank you.
23:07He's my sister's son.
23:09And we are here. Already?
23:16Yep. And how long an adventure did you expect?
23:23No, I just thought you'd take me somewhere further.
23:25I thought I only had you through the weekend.
23:26You only have one chance. Make the mostable.
23:30And we are here.
23:32Already?
23:33Nope.
23:35And how long an adventure did you expect?
23:36No, I just thought you'd take me somewhere further.
23:39I thought I only had you through the weekend.
23:42You only have one chance.
23:45Make the most of it.
23:46Oh, I'm going to make the most of it.
23:49Trust me.
23:58You're getting settled in?
24:00Yeah.
24:01So I'd love to know how you got into the yacht business.
24:04Most kids your age would rather be on a party boat than discussing passerelles.
24:11I like that you appreciate yachts.
24:13I feel most of the home on the water.
24:22It's my dad's old yacht.
24:24Whenever I'm on here, it makes me think of our time to spend together.
24:28My grandfather was a tug-of captain.
24:30That's what got me into the business.
24:33You're in the business?
24:34Yes.
24:36I start my new job Monday.
24:38I guess you could say it's been in my bones since I was a kid.
24:43I love that you were a yacht kid.
24:45I was too.
24:47Okay, listen, Cassie.
24:49We have a huge opportunity with a VIP client.
24:53I can't say who.
24:54It's a prince.
24:55We need fresh ideas.
24:57And that no good husband of mine is MIA.
24:59Oh, don't get me started.
25:02Men are the worst.
25:03Yes, I knew I was right about you.
25:06This is the brief.
25:08I need a dozen brilliant ideas by lunchtime.
25:12I'll get started right away.
25:13But first, let's introduce you to the team.
25:15Oh, Mario.
25:22So nice of you to grace us with your presence.
25:26Good morning, everyone.
25:28So, before we get started, I'd like to introduce you all to our new design specialist, Cassie Morgan.
25:35Cassie.
25:35Um, welcome aboard.
25:45Uh, thanks.
25:48Mario's my husband.
25:53Okay.
25:54Okay.
25:55Yeah.
26:05What the fuck?
26:14What the fuck?
26:16Uh, Grace, she oversees hiring, and I swear, I didn't know.
26:21I didn't know.
26:21You're my fucking boss.
26:25Let me explain, please.
26:29Okay.
26:31Grace and I both come from prominent yacht-building families.
26:35We got married so we could merge our businesses.
26:37We loved making money and being a yachting power couple.
26:41But the marriage was a mistake.
26:44We were never in love.
26:45But I'm afraid that if we get a divorce, this is going to destroy the business.
26:49But you still lied to me, Mario.
26:52You should have told me you were the CEO of the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
26:56Yeah.
26:57Look, I wanted you to get to know me for me, not my money or yacht prestige.
27:00Because I'm so shallow, right?
27:03Bullshit.
27:03We have to quit.
27:05No, no, Cassie, I need you.
27:07Please, you make me excited about life again.
27:10Please stay.
27:10Please.
27:12Stay.
27:13I need a minute.
27:14I don't know.
27:15I never felt for Grace when I feel for you.
27:37Prove it.
27:37I don't know.
27:38I don't know.
27:55What?
28:00I don't know.
28:03Oh, tie me up, huh?
28:09Naughty.
28:19You have to be punished for that shit you pose.
28:22Yeah.
28:33Okay, Cassie.
28:38Hey, Cassie, you can't meet me like this.
28:42I'm a CEO.
28:45Can I have a meeting with you and Mario?
28:50I have some ideas I'd love to share.
28:53Yes, fabulous.
28:54I love your ambition.
28:56This is amazing.
28:57I'm so excited.
28:59I hope you have something good.
29:03I tried to reach Mario, but he seems really busy.
29:07I guess you're stuck with me.
29:08Well, according to Yachts of America, hot tubs are the latest rage.
29:14I think we could take it a step farther and introduce Japanese tubs.
29:19Japanese tubs?
29:21They're elegant little pools with seating for ultimate spa luxury.
29:25If we do this right, it'll be the next big trend in yachts.
29:30This is great.
29:31I love the rocks in the background.
29:32Mrs. Grace sure is a fireball, huh?
29:43Yeah, uh, don't just stand there with your dick in your hand.
29:46Help me.
29:48Come on.
29:53There you go.
29:54I really think it's more about the motion of the ocean than the actual way.
30:18Oh, where have you been?
30:25I tried calling.
30:26I was tied up.
30:28Cassie had some brilliant ideas for the prince's yacht.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah.
30:32Cassie.
30:33I would love to see them.
30:34Would you mind meeting me in my office, please?
30:37It would be my pleasure.
30:39Come on, team.
30:40Let's go.
30:40Make mama some money.
30:41That was a dirty little trick you played.
30:52This is not the yacht.
30:53This is my business.
30:55I can't do this, Mario.
30:56I care too much about my career, and I can't let you get in the way of accomplishing my goals.
31:01Who said I'm getting in the way of your goals?
31:02I'm not the same girl that I was two days ago.
31:04I've matured.
31:05Grace says I have a chance to advance here.
31:08I'm the head designer, Cassie.
31:10My name is on that door.
31:12Assuming that Grace runs this business is a mistake.
31:15I'm the CEO.
31:17Impress me.
31:19Don't tempt me, Mario.
31:22You mean like this?
31:24Nope.
31:25Not working.
31:27How about this?
31:29Nothing.
31:32How about now?
31:35Definitely not.
31:40I love you.
31:42Did you fall and hit your head?
31:45Do I need to call 911?
31:47I love you, Cassie.
31:50Why?
31:51Because you make me feel alive again, like I can breathe again.
32:01Even if I did love you, I can't do this, Mario.
32:05The Zee Mario Banagorsi of Zee Banagorsi Hot Association, or whatever, always keep his clients waiting.
32:33No, he...
32:34A drink!
32:36I texted him.
32:38He's on his way.
32:44I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
32:47It's not like I have a country to attend to.
32:49I assume you've seen my notes?
32:52Notes?
32:53My thoughts on the designs?
32:55Yes.
32:56Uh, where should we start?
32:58Did you even look at them, the paper with the colors?
33:02Mario has been working day and night on your yacht designs, I assure you.
33:07Sonics!
33:08I'm a prince.
33:08I demand respect.
33:10Drink!
33:12Your yacht is our top priority.
33:14Then act like it.
33:15I leave the country in two days, okay?
33:17If I do not see my designs by then, I must go to the Caprizziat Corporation.
33:22The Caprizzi's have nothing on the Banagorsi's.
33:25They can barely float a pontoon.
33:26Make me a super cool yacht, or I will have no choice.
33:31And?
33:37The fuck was that, Mario?
33:38Get your head in the game.
33:39Do the best I can, Grace.
33:41Oh yeah, Holland told me about your little distraction.
33:43Oh, so you're spying on me now.
33:45You know the deal.
33:46I don't care who you stick your dick into, just don't let it fuck with our company.
33:50You can have it.
33:51I don't care.
34:01Hi.
34:05I was hoping I could run some ideas past you.
34:08Good.
34:09I am drowning here.
34:11What are we looking at?
34:13Okay.
34:14So the prince wants to be able to sleep ten on his yacht with three bedrooms and an office,
34:18and I need to be able to squeeze in two extra beds.
34:23So the yacht king himself, Mario Bonacorsi, needs my help.
34:28Luckily, the solution is so obvious.
34:31Please enlighten me.
34:33We put a Murphy bed in the office and a pull-out couch in the living room.
34:40With the right ergonomics, the fluid dynamics will remain consistent.
34:45I could sacrifice the office closet for the Murphy bed and desk, raise the flybridge by six inches, and voila.
34:50You're a genius.
34:52I guess I am the one steering the ship in this relationship.
34:55I didn't mean that.
35:04I want to be with you.
35:06Then get a divorce.
35:08It's not that simple.
35:09It's a piece of paper.
35:10If I get a divorce, you'll completely ruin the name of the company.
35:14Then why are you trying so hard to get in my pants?
35:15I'm not trying to just get in your pants.
35:17I want every bit of you.
35:20You can't say things like that with a wedding ring on your finger.
35:26Give me some time.
35:28It's so hard to hate you.
35:47It's you, Cassie.
36:11It's always going to be you.
36:17Thank you for being here.
36:35I apologize for the short notice.
36:37There is an incident that needs to be addressed immediately.
36:42Office professionalism.
36:44Tatum?
36:44Lesson one.
36:47Treat your co-workers with kindness.
36:50Great advice.
36:51She is so wise.
36:52Shut up, Tatum.
36:53Okay.
36:54Moving on.
36:55Lesson two.
36:57Watch your language.
36:59Reach it, Mrs. Grace.
37:01Tatum, that's enough.
37:03Lesson three.
37:06Don't fuck your boss.
37:07Cassie, you have something to add?
37:16Um.
37:17Are you sure?
37:17I mean, you're the one fucking Mario after all.
37:20Surely you have something to say.
37:22Grace Stark.
37:23And you.
37:24A hooker is one thing, but I never thought you'd stoop so low.
37:28You're giving up a yacht for a rowboat.
37:33Fuck you.
37:34She's obviously only using you for your money and your yacht prestige.
37:39Grace, it's over.
37:41Face it.
37:42You've been riding my coattails for far too long.
37:44You're nothing without me.
37:47I love Cassie.
37:49Who is now?
37:51Bye, young.
37:52I told you I didn't want any distractions.
37:55I wanted to succeed on my own, and you ruined that for me.
37:58Cassie.
37:59Poor little Cassie.
38:01Who do you think really makes all the decisions around here?
38:04Tatum?
38:06Your yacht career is finished.
38:08You will never work in the boat building business again.
38:12Wait.
38:12No.
38:12Grace, I didn't know that he was your husband.
38:14Bullshit.
38:15Don't even try to friend me on LinkedIn.
38:17I won't accept it.
38:18Tatum, get her out of here.
38:20Bye-bye.
38:31Stop.
38:36What do you want, Mario?
38:38You ruined my life.
38:39I'll talk to Grace.
38:41It's too late.
38:43The ship has sunk.
38:46But what about us?
38:48There's no us.
38:50Mario, you lied to me from the very beginning.
38:55How could I ever trust you?
38:59Cassie, I'm in love with you.
39:08Goodbye, Mario.
39:09Let's go.
39:10I'm so sorry you had experienced that ugliness.
39:19Let's get back to Prince Fizzlebottom.
39:22Grace.
39:23Look at who it is.
39:24The man of the hour.
39:26Did you squeeze a quickie in with your girlfriend before she was drug out of here?
39:30Grace, get out.
39:31You're fired.
39:32Excuse me?
39:36Get your shit and get out.
39:39That's hilarious.
39:40The Bonacorsi Corporation is nothing without me.
39:43I don't need you anymore.
39:45You humiliated me for the last time.
39:47I want you out of my business and out of my life.
39:49You don't mean that.
39:51Security!
39:52Wouldn't dare.
39:54Take her away.
39:55Mario, you'll regret this.
39:59You're nothing without me.
40:01Mrs. Grace, don't make this harder than it has to be.
40:04I'll get you, Mario.
40:05I'll get you a girlfriend, too.
40:08All right.
40:09Let's get back to work.
40:10The Prince leaves tomorrow.
40:11We get a yacht to design.
40:13Shall I rub your feet, sir?
40:14Don't you have a master's degree in marine architecture?
40:17I do.
40:18Let's get to drafting.
40:20Your butler days are over.
40:21Thank you, Mr. Mario.
40:22You have the heartbeat of a lion.
40:30Okay.
40:31That's it.
40:32It's a pleasure to see you, Prince Zimbardo.
40:35I hope you are prepared this time.
40:37You have some great ideas I think you're going to be very happy with.
40:41What happened to your wife?
40:43Ex-wife.
40:45Grace no longer works for the company.
40:46Oh, so good.
40:48That woman was insufferable.
40:51Eh.
40:52Oh, la, la.
40:58Japanese hot tub.
41:00Okay.
41:00Now, this is a Bon Gorsi design.
41:03Well, I can't take full credit.
41:05The layout was created by a brilliant new design specialist, Cassie.
41:09Oh, I want her, Cassie, to spearhead my yacht.
41:12Yes, your majesty.
41:14As soon as I win her back.
41:16Oh, go get the tiger.
41:17I'm glad you came.
41:35Start talking.
41:38Grace is out.
41:40She's no longer at the company.
41:41Well, I guess that's good for you, then.
41:46It's good for us.
41:48There is no us, Mario.
41:51I want to hire you back.
41:53Head of yacht design.
41:54Your first client is a VIP.
42:01So what?
42:03Prince Fizzlebottom.
42:05The fucking prince?
42:07Yup.
42:08He loved your designs.
42:10Especially the Japanese hot tub.
42:12Son of a bitch.
42:16He wants you to be the lead designer for his yacht.
42:21Get the fuck out of here.
42:24So what do you say?
42:30I can't, Mario.
42:34Why not?
42:36I was humiliated.
42:38I'm sorry.
42:44Things are going to be different without Grace in charge.
42:47It doesn't matter.
42:48I can't show my face there ever again.
42:52Cassie, listen.
42:54Come back and start fresh.
42:56You're a trailblazer.
42:58It's one of the reasons I love you.
43:00Keep talking.
43:05I don't just have feelings for you, okay?
43:07I want you to come back to work because I think you are a brilliant yacht designer.
43:13You really think so?
43:15You impressed the prince on your first day.
43:18The sky is the limit.
43:19I want to grow the business with you.
43:21Only you.
43:24Please come back.
43:25I want to hear you beg.
43:33Okay.
43:36Cassie, for the love of yachts, please come back to work.
43:41I cannot live without you.
43:43You know what, Mario?
43:48What?
43:52I love you, too.
43:53Take me to my cabin.
44:18Yes, ma'am.
44:22Cheers.
44:28Cheers.
44:29To one year of partnership.
44:46There's no one I'd rather do it with.
44:49Do what?
44:51Business or sex?
44:53Both.
44:55That's what I thought.
44:56What the fuck?
45:03Cassie.
45:04Oh my fucking god.
45:07Cassie.
45:14What the fuck?
45:20Cassie.
45:21Oh my fucking god.
45:23Okay, would you let me finish?
45:24I always let you finish.
45:27Cassie.
45:28Okay, fine.
45:29Go.
45:31I love you.
45:32I love you?
45:33My business, my yacht, my life, wouldn't be what it is without you.
45:45It's always been you.
45:47Will you marry me?
45:50Obviously.
45:50I'm so glad you decided to meet me.
46:14I could get in so much trouble.
46:20What do you want?
46:25Revenge.
46:25Revenge.
46:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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