00:00go away that's right folks for all we know he could be trying to hijack this
00:04plane okay this is for your own safety he's been pulling our leg this whole
00:08time kick him out yeah that guy last night I needed some hobo derailing my
00:14travel plans attention passengers welcome aboard maple
00:18Airlines flight 451 due to some unforeseen circumstances we're gonna be
00:23delaying takeoff but hang tight we'll be in the air shortly we really appreciate
00:27your patience god damn it this fucking ticketless fuck it's gonna make me miss
00:32my connecting flight somebody call airport security what a shit show this
00:37guy should be kicked out to TSA calm down ladies and gents
00:47if you can't show us the ticket then you can't be on this flight it's time to go
00:56keep your hands off my property sorry but we're at capacity no room for dead
01:03weight like you dead weight I think you tore the dead weight on my property what
01:12property you're poor your property is trash I'm warning you which is why this is
01:20is going out the window
01:22how would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar you probably stole it from one of the passengers
01:46this was a gift from my late wife
01:53maple airlines is named after her do you realize whose honor you've disgraced
02:00sure a lot of people are named maple you can claim whatever you want doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage
02:10well one thing's for sure this guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the
02:17time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight the sooner this guitar gets
02:22smashed the better see we're doing you a favor by smashing it don't you dare
02:29look i don't care whatever you are you want money i have plenty but more than that who i am makes me a nightmare for people like you
02:48airport security we've got a passenger stirring up trouble on maple airlines flight 451
02:54yes send someone now are you threatening us we work for maple airlines owned by the richest man in the
03:03world jet hawkins you are so dead i'm jet hawkins wait till these dimwits find out i'm your boss
03:11this guitar better not be broken because if it is you'll what beg me for money to buy a new one because
03:18you can't afford it on your dirt boy's salary i won't be the one begging you will who's the one
03:28stirring up trouble that man with the guitar he snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight
03:33attendant sir i'm gonna have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case he could be hiding a bomb
03:39in there maybe he's trying to blow up the plane oh my god quick check the case hurry up before we all
03:45die sir you're not gonna ask twice get your hands off the case none of you hold rank high enough to search
03:54my belongings he is nothing but a bottom feeding ground stuff we're all literally leagues above him
04:01if you would like to see my late wife's handiwork i would gladly open my case and show you all don't
04:10fall for it it's a trap don't fucking trust him he's a terrorist
04:22what's all this fuss about
04:31sir i'm evelyn lead flight attendant here at maple airlines we take the proper handling of our
04:40passengers belongings very seriously and i can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar
04:47isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline
04:50i'm undercover so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity
04:54you seem trustworthy you seem trustworthy unlike you
05:17watch out tyler
05:24this is the customer service server airline is so well known for
05:30you judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves
05:35my bad you know you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for
05:42deadline's friday but of course the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkety dink
05:48old guitar might be completely worthless that's for you
05:57that's what i thought baggage boy
06:08my wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s cuban mahogany
06:21for me let me remind you the company you work for is named after her
06:31why is he so serious is he really related to the owner of this airline
06:34she was a saint offering jobs to the homeless given a second chance
06:41but you to get your dirty fingers off me please you arrogant stuck-up pricks think you get to decide
06:48who's first class who's econ class when you can't even discern the values that this company was built
06:54upon you're both disgrace to humanity
07:00security here
07:03this baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant
07:07good god somebody tackled that man
07:10sylvia i give you 10 seconds to get here right now
07:14sylvia stone
07:17uh she's vp of maple airlines only second to jet hawkings
07:22god you just won't stop pretending
07:25well when sylvia stone gets here with my ticket showing who i am
07:31you'll all cower in fear are you all watching this clown show
07:36this grounds crew worker couldn't even shine miss stone's shoes let alone get her on the phone
07:41don't believe the man throw him out throw him out
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