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Naughty Yachty Full Episode
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00:00I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
00:11Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company in the world is hard.
00:19Welcome aboard, the Miss Emily.
00:21The finest yacht this side of the Atlantic.
00:24Spend the weekend with me on my own.
00:30I have never met anyone like you before.
00:38Everything about you excites me.
00:50Cassie, meet our CEO, Mario Bonacorsi.
00:55Mario's my husband.
01:00What the fuck?
01:01I don't care if she's a two or a ten.
01:03Fucking get rid of her.
01:04Grace, get out.
01:06You're fired.
01:07I love you, Cassie.
01:09I love you, Cassie.
01:10I love you.
01:39I'm blowing off some steam.
01:41Being the CEO of the biggest boat-building company
01:46in the world is hard.
01:48You're sucking the minibar dry.
01:50You sound like Grace.
02:01Really, Mario? Another blown sale?
02:04It's pennies to us. We'll be fine.
02:07Oh, fuck, we will.
02:09I'd rather die than fall into the middle class.
02:12Maybe if you didn't spend so much money,
02:14we'd be in better shape.
02:15Look, I hired a new designer.
02:18She's young. We need fresh ideas.
02:21People love my designs.
02:23Fine. She starts next week.
02:30I'm gonna go grab a drink.
02:37This is Mario.
02:52Get your ass back to the office.
02:54Hi, Grace. I'm doing so well.
02:56Thank you for asking.
02:57I mean it, Mario.
02:59Yeah, I'm in the middle of a mimosa. I can't.
03:01Well, we have a meeting with Prince Fizzlebottom.
03:04We need to prep.
03:05No, I'm not doing that.
03:07Why the hell not?
03:08I asked you to give me the weekend. Give me that.
03:10I could give a fuck about your little weekend excursion.
03:13And that's the problem. You don't care about me.
03:15Our marriage is a sham. We're not in love.
03:17Love? Don't talk to me about love.
03:20You plus me equals yacht money, period.
03:23Look, I'm no value to this company if I'm this burned out.
03:27I will talk to you on Monday.
03:29Fuck this.
03:37I've always loved yachts.
03:39The sea, the sound of the waves, the fish swimming alongside the boat.
03:45It brings me this calmness, you know?
03:51Yeah, I like to make waves with you.
03:54What now?
03:55Yeah, take that poop deck to Poundtown.
03:58For fuck's sake.
04:00Oh, actually, hold that thought.
04:03Captain's got to go drain the main barge.
04:06Don't miss me too hard.
04:08Look.
04:13I have eyes, you know.
04:32Yeah, but you also have a six pack.
04:36Can't blame a girl for staring.
04:40I'm Mario.
04:45Cassie.
04:46Hey, asshole.
04:59Stop talking to my girl, I'll knock your teeth out.
05:02I'm not your girl.
05:04I literally met you five minutes ago.
05:06That's not what your inner thighs were telling me.
05:09Oh, what are you gonna do about a tough guy?
05:13Damn.
05:14Nice knockout.
05:15Look.
05:16I don't have time for romance.
05:18I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
05:21Hmm.
05:22Hmm.
05:23I'm not asking you to fall in love.
05:24Just spend the weekend with me on my yacht.
05:25Come on.
05:26You had me at yachts.
05:27Listen here, jackass.
05:28Listen here, jackass.
05:29You cannot do that to me.
05:32i'm not asking you to fall in love spend the weekend with me on my yacht
05:37come on
05:41you had me at yachts
05:44listen here jackass you cannot do that for me
06:02grace won't like some whore dirting up the yacht that's nowhere to treat a guest helen
06:28there's some dick at the barn she got injured grace won't
06:32know could you help me get some pajamas on her please i'm staying out of this
06:57wow women of the night just lack
07:02professionalism these days i'm not a prostitute where the hell am i
07:09you're sitting on the miss emily finance yacht this side of the atlantic
07:15well i'm underdressed i brought you here after that dipshit at the bar knocked you out
07:20well thanks i guess i better get going stay for breakfast i don't know come on i'll make you
07:34world-class eggs
07:43you need to leave why my job
07:48and you're nothing but trouble
08:00well last time i checked mario invited me to stay
08:04so i'm staying mario isn't someone you want to get involved with
08:14listen if a hawkeye is inviting me on his yacht for the day i'm all in
08:20i'm all in that's like every girl's wedding dream
08:27prepare to have your heart broken
08:41good morning i feel like a dump truck
08:56truck ran over me last night
09:09i have never met anyone like you before
09:26you must live a peaceful life
09:32or boing
09:48okay
09:50how do you want
09:55i'm fine with whatever
09:57come on
09:58come on that's not an answer
10:01gotta give me
10:02do you want something here do you want them scrambled fried
10:05sunny side up
10:22did you save me for me
10:26no they're all mine
10:30oh
10:41these are fan
10:44give it back
10:45oh it's technically it's my fork
10:47actually so
10:48yeah well it has my slobber on it
10:54mine too
10:54oh well mine's poisonous
10:56poisonous
10:57poisonous and there's only one cure for it
10:59what's the cure
11:05taking me on an adventure today
11:07is that all
11:10yep
11:13yep
11:17you can do that
11:28you
11:28you
11:28you
11:30you
11:31you
11:32you
11:32you
11:32you
11:32you
11:33you
11:33you
11:34you
11:34you
11:34you
14:05I don't care if she's a two or a ten.
14:32I can get rid of her.
14:36I mean, you get to keep your job.
14:44I don't know.
14:54I'll make you a regional manager of the Yacht Dining Room.
15:14Oh my gosh, Grace.
15:22I won't let you down.
16:00Okay.
16:03I'll put it to you.
16:06Oh, wait, you know, I'm just
16:15This
16:21What
16:23Okay, more about
16:36You
17:36I'm almost positive.
18:01You don't have to be so gentle with me, you know?
18:03I like roughsies.
18:07I can take care of that.
18:15You're naughty?
18:16No, you hurt about what I said, yeah.
18:22I don't need much, but I need you, baby.
18:25Are you down, down, down, down?
18:28When you touch down, yeah, tell me.
18:29Usually I put a heart to get.
18:35So I'm different?
18:36Yeah, you're different.
18:42You make me excited about the future.
18:47Take me, Captain.
18:49Yeah, oh, we're only starting, but I'm falling for you right now, girl.
18:58I know it's crazy, but you know things get hazy when I'm in the world.
19:03So, baby, where you been?
19:04Helen, I told you to get Mario's ass back to the office.
19:12I'm doing my best.
19:14Obviously not good enough.
19:16Considering that Mario is not sitting in his office designing something brilliant right now.
19:20This girl hasn't under some spell.
19:24Oh, barf.
19:26I don't care who he fucks.
19:28As long as he doesn't fuck with my money.
19:30Give me one more day.
19:32Fine.
19:33One more day, Helen.
19:34But you better not fuck this up.
19:40Did you know you have a mole on your ass?
19:43I do not.
19:45Wouldn't I know better than you?
19:48No, I have the greatest ass around here.
19:50What are you talking about?
19:50My ass would disagree.
19:55Can't argue that.
19:56No.
20:00Mario!
20:01What the fuck, Helen?
20:03Grace sees to talk to you.
20:06Who's Grace?
20:09His wife?
20:16You're married?
20:17You're married?
20:21I'll tell Grace you'll call her back.
20:25Cassie, I can explain.
20:26Seems pretty black and white to me.
20:28Yeah, we're not happy.
20:29How original.
20:30Okay, it's more, it's less of a marriage and more of a business arrangement.
20:34Fuck off.
20:35Fuck off.
20:37I should have known.
20:38All men are shit.
20:41Cassie.
20:43Cassie.
20:44I never want to see your rotten cheater face again.
20:48So, I guess that's over with.
21:00Oh, fuck off, Helen.
21:02You ruined everything.
21:04I'm doing my job.
21:06You're not working for me or for Grace.
21:08I'm doing my job.
21:38You start your new job on Monday.
21:40You're a big girl now.
21:41Act like it.
21:51You have no idea how excited I am to be here.
21:55I'm very pleased to have you here.
21:57You're a perfect fit for the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
22:00I promise I won't let you down.
22:02Good.
22:03Let me show you to your desk.
22:04And this is your desk.
22:18It's right next to my assistant, Tatum.
22:21He's the office gremlin.
22:23Try your best to ignore him.
22:24Hi there, Cassisaurus Rex.
22:27Welcome to the family.
22:28Oh, Tatum, you're so annoying.
22:40Feeling naughty?
22:41So glad you're here.
22:57Please let me know if you need anything.
22:59Like, anything.
23:01Thanks, Tatum.
23:01That's enough.
23:02He's my sister's son.
23:09And we are here.
23:32Already?
23:33Yep.
23:34And how long of an adventure did you expect?
23:36No, I just thought you'd take me somewhere further.
23:39I thought I only had you through the weekend.
23:42You only have one chance.
23:44Make the most of it.
23:46Oh, I'm going to make the most of it.
23:49Trust me.
23:49You're getting settled in?
24:00Yeah.
24:01So I'd love to know how you got into the yacht business.
24:04Most kids your age would rather be on a party boat than discussing passerelles.
24:11I like that you appreciate yachts.
24:13I feel most of the home in the water.
24:14This is my dad's old yacht.
24:24Whenever I'm on here, it makes me think of our time we spend together.
24:28My grandfather was a top-up captain.
24:30That's what got me into the business.
24:33You're in the business?
24:34Yes.
24:36I start my new job Monday.
24:38I guess you could say it's been in my bones since I was a kid.
24:43I love that you were a yacht kid.
24:46I was too.
24:47Okay, listen, Cassie.
24:49We have a huge opportunity with a VIP client.
24:53I can't say who.
24:54It's a prince.
24:55We need fresh ideas.
24:57And that no good husband of mine is MIA.
25:00Don't get me started.
25:02Men are the worst.
25:03Yes.
25:04I knew I was right about you.
25:06This is the brief.
25:08I need a dozen brilliant ideas by lunchtime.
25:11I'll get started right away.
25:13But first, let's introduce you to the team.
25:20Oh, Mario.
25:21So nice of you to grace us with your presence.
25:26Good morning, everyone.
25:28So, before we get started, I'd like to introduce you all to our new design specialist, Cassie Morgan.
25:35Cassie!
25:35Um, welcome aboard.
25:44Uh, thanks.
25:48Mario's my husband.
25:49What the fuck?
26:13Uh, Grace, she oversees hiring, and I, I swear, I didn't know.
26:21I didn't know.
26:21You're my fucking boss!
26:25Let me explain, please.
26:29Okay.
26:31Grace and I both come from prominent yacht-building families.
26:35We got married so we could merge our businesses.
26:36We loved making money and being a yachting power couple.
26:41But the marriage was a mistake.
26:44We were never in love.
26:45But I'm afraid that if we get a divorce, this is going to destroy the business.
26:49But you still lied to me, Mario.
26:52You should have told me you were the CEO of the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
26:56Yeah.
26:57Look, I wanted you to get to know me for me, not my money or yacht prestige.
27:00Because I'm so shallow, right?
27:03Bullshit.
27:04You have to quit.
27:05No, no, no, Cassie, I need you.
27:07Please, you, you make me excited about life again.
27:10Please stay, please.
27:12Stay.
27:13I need a minute.
27:28I never felt for Grace when I feel for you.
27:35Prove it.
28:05Oh, you're tying me up on it?
28:08Mm-hmm.
28:09Naughty.
28:18You have to be punished for that shit you pwned.
28:21Yeah.
28:36Okay, Cassie.
28:38Hey.
28:39Hey, Cassie.
28:40You can't meet me like this.
28:41I am a CEO.
28:44What the fu-
28:48Can I have a meeting with you and Mario?
28:50I have some ideas I'd love to share.
28:53Yes, fabulous.
28:54I love your ambition.
28:56This is amazing.
28:57I'm so excited.
28:58Yeah, let's do it.
28:59I hope you have something good.
29:01I tried to reach Mario, but he seems really busy.
29:06I guess you're stuck with me.
29:08Well, according to Yachts of America, hot tubs are the latest rage.
29:14I think we could take it a step farther and introduce Japanese tubs.
29:19Japanese tubs?
29:20They're elegant little pools with seating for ultimate spa luxury.
29:25If we do this right, it'll be the next big trend in yachts.
29:29This is great.
29:30I love the rocks in the background.
29:32Did you-
29:33Oh!
29:36Mrs. Grace sure is a fireball, huh?
29:41Yeah.
29:42No, just stand there with your dick in your hand.
29:45Help me.
29:46Come on.
29:49There you go.
29:54I really think it's more about the motion of the ocean than the actual motion.
30:19Oh, where have you been?
30:24I tried calling.
30:25I was tied up.
30:27Cassie had some brilliant ideas for the prince's yacht.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Cassie, I would love to see them.
30:34Would you mind meeting me in my office, please?
30:36It would be my pleasure.
30:38Come on, team.
30:39Let's go.
30:40Make mama some money.
30:42That was a dirty little trick you played.
30:52This is not the yacht.
30:53This is my business.
30:54I can't do this, Mario.
30:55I care too much about my career, and I can't let you get in the way of accomplishing my goals.
31:00Who said I'm getting in the way of your goals?
31:02I'm not the same girl that I was two days ago.
31:04I've matured.
31:05Grace says I have a chance to advance here.
31:08I am the head designer, Cassie.
31:10My name is on that door.
31:12Assuming that Grace runs this business is a mistake.
31:14I'm the CEO.
31:17Impress me.
31:18Don't tempt me, Mario.
31:21You mean like this?
31:24Nope.
31:25Not working.
31:26How about this?
31:28Nothing.
31:30How about now?
31:35Definitely not.
31:40I love you.
31:42Did you fall and hit your head?
31:45Do I need to call 911?
31:47I love you, Cassie.
31:50Why?
31:51Because you make me feel alive again.
31:54Like I can breathe again.
32:00Even if I did love you, I can't do this, Mario.
32:05How about now?
32:26Does Z Mario Banagorsi of Z Banagorsi Hat Association or whatever always keep his clients waiting?
32:32his clients waiting no a drink i texted him he's on his way
32:44i'm so sorry to keep you waiting it's not like i have a country to attend to
32:49i assume you've seen my notes notes my thoughts on the designs yes uh where should we start
32:58did you even look at them the paper with the colors barrio has been working day and night on
33:05your yacht designs i assure you silence i'm a prince i demand respect drink your yacht is our
33:13top priority then act like it i leave the country in two days okay if i do not see my designs by then
33:19i will i must go to the caprizzi ad corporation the caprizzi have nothing on the bonnet courses
33:24they can barely float a pontoon make me a super cool yacht or i will have no choice and
33:37the fuck was that mario get your head in the game do the best i can grace hell yeah holland told me
33:42about your little distraction oh so you're spying on me now you know the deal i don't care who you
33:47stick your dick into just don't let it fuck with our company you got it
33:54i was hoping i could run some ideas past you good i am drowning here what are we looking at okay
34:14so the prince wants to be able to sleep 10 on his yacht with three bedrooms in an office and then he
34:19could be able to squeeze in two extra beds so the yacht king himself mario bonacorsi needs my help
34:28luckily the solution is so obvious please enlighten me we put a murphy bed in the office and a pullout
34:37couch in the living room with the right ergonomics the fluid dynamics will remain consistent i could
34:45sacrifice the office closet for the murphy bed and desk raise the flybridge by six inches and voila
34:50you're a genius i guess i am the one steering the ship in this relationship relationship
35:00i didn't mean that i want to be with you then get a divorce it's not that simple it's a piece of paper
35:10if i get a divorce it'll completely ruin the name of the company then why are you trying so hard to
35:14get in my pants i'm not trying to just get in your pants i want every bit of you you can't say things
35:21like that with a wedding ring on your finger give me some time it's so hard to hate you
35:39so
35:46It's you, Cassie.
36:11It's always going to be you.
36:16Tatum!
36:21Too close.
36:23Yes, Mrs. Grace.
36:24Schedule an emergency board meeting now.
36:26What about your bunions?
36:28My bunions will have to wait.
36:33Thank you for being here.
36:34I apologize for the short notice.
36:36There is an incident that needs to be addressed immediately.
36:40Office professionalism.
36:43Tatum?
36:44Lesson one.
36:47Treat your coworkers with kindness.
36:50Great advice.
36:51She is so wise.
36:52Shut up, Tatum.
36:53Okay.
36:54Moving on.
36:55Lesson two.
36:57Watch your language.
36:59Preach it, Mrs. Grace.
37:01Tatum, that's enough.
37:03Lesson three.
37:05Don't fuck your boss.
37:06Cassie, you have something to add?
37:15Um...
37:16Are you sure?
37:17I mean, you're the one fucking Mario after all.
37:20Surely you have something to say.
37:22Grace, stop.
37:23And you.
37:24A hooker is one thing, but I never thought you'd stoop so low.
37:28You're giving up a yacht?
37:30For a rowboat.
37:33Fuck you.
37:34She's obviously only using you for your money and your yacht prestige.
37:39Grace, it's over.
37:41Face it.
37:42You've been riding my coattails for far too long.
37:45You're nothing without me.
37:46I love Cassie.
37:49Who is now?
37:51Fire!
37:53I told you I didn't want any distractions.
37:55I wanted to succeed on my own.
37:57And you ruined that for me.
37:58Cassie.
37:59Poor little Cassie.
38:01Who do you think really makes all the decisions around here?
38:04Tatum?
38:06Your yacht career is finished.
38:08You will never work in the boat building business again.
38:11Wait.
38:12No.
38:13Grace, I didn't know that he was your husband.
38:14Bullshit!
38:15Don't even try to friend me on LinkedIn!
38:17I won't accept it!
38:18Tatum!
38:19Get her out of here!
38:25Bye-bye!
38:31Stop!
38:36What do you want, Mario?
38:38You ruined my life!
38:39I'll talk to Grace.
38:41It's too late.
38:43The ship has sunk.
38:46But what about us?
38:48There's no us.
38:50Mario.
38:52You lied to me from the very beginning.
38:55How could I ever trust you?
38:59Cassie, I'm in love with you.
39:08Goodbye, Mario.
39:09Let's go.
39:10Let's go.
39:16I'm so sorry you had experienced that ugliness.
39:19Let's get back to Prince Fizzlebottom.
39:22Grace!
39:23Look at who it is.
39:24The man of the hour.
39:26Did you squeeze a quickie in with your girlfriend before she was drug out of here?
39:30Grace!
39:31Get out!
39:32I'm fired!
39:35Excuse me?
39:36Get your shit and get out.
39:38That's hilarious.
39:40The Bonacorsi Corporation is nothing without me.
39:43I don't need you anymore.
39:45You humiliated me for the last time.
39:47I want you out of my business and out of my life!
39:49You don't mean that.
39:51Security!
39:52I wouldn't dare.
39:54Take her away.
39:57Mario!
39:58You'll regret this!
40:00You're nothing without me!
40:01Mrs. Grace, don't make this harder than it has to be.
40:04I'll get you, Mario!
40:05I'll get you a girlfriend, too!
40:08Alright.
40:09Let's get back to work.
40:10The Prince leaves tomorrow.
40:11We get a yacht to design.
40:13Shall I rub your feet, sir?
40:15Don't you have a master's degree in marine architecture?
40:17I do.
40:19Let's get to drafting.
40:20Your butler days are over.
40:21Thank you, Mr. Mario.
40:29You have the heartbeat of a lion.
40:30Okay.
40:33It's a pleasure to see you, Prince of the Bottle.
40:35I hope you are prepared this time.
40:37You have some great ideas I think you're going to be very happy with.
40:41What happened to your wife?
40:43Ex-wife.
40:44Grace no longer works for the company.
40:46Oh, so good!
40:47That woman was insufferable.
40:49Eh.
40:50I don't see the phone.
40:51Oh, la la!
40:52Japanese hot tub!
40:53Okay, now this is a Bon Gorsi design.
40:54Well, I can't take full credit.
40:55The layout was created by a brilliant new design specialist, Cassie.
40:56Oh, I want Cassie to spearhead my yacht.
40:58Yes, your majesty.
40:59As soon as I win her back.
41:00Oh, go get the tiger.
41:05Yes.
41:06I got it.
41:07I'm glad you came.
41:08Start talking.
41:09I'm glad you came.
41:10Start talking.
41:11Grace is out.
41:12Grace is out.
41:13She's no longer at the company.
41:14She's no longer at the company.
41:16I'm glad you came.
41:18Well, I guess that's good for you then.
41:19It's good for us.
41:20There is no us, Mario.
41:21There is no us, Mario.
41:22There is no us.
41:23There is no us, Mario.
41:24I'm glad you came.
41:25I'm glad you came.
41:26I'm glad you came.
41:27Start talking.
41:28Grace is out.
41:29She's no longer at the company.
41:30Well, I guess that's good for you then.
41:31It's good for us.
41:32There is no us, Mario.
41:33I want to hire you back.
41:34Head of Yard Design.
41:35Your first client is a VIP.
41:36So what?
41:37I'm glad you came.
41:38I'm glad you came.
41:39I'm glad you came.
41:40I'm glad you came.
41:41I'm glad you came.
41:42I'm glad you came.
41:43Start talking.
41:44Grace is out.
41:45She's no longer at the company.
41:46Well, I guess that's good for you then.
41:47It's good for us.
41:48There is no us, Mario.
41:50I want to hire you back.
41:53Head of Yard Design.
41:55Your first client is a VIP.
42:00So what?
42:02Prince Fizzle Bottom.
42:05The fucking Prince?
42:07Yup.
42:08He loved your designs.
42:10Especially the Japanese hot tub.
42:13Son of a bitch!
42:16He wants you to be the lead designer for his yacht.
42:20Get the fuck out of here!
42:23So what do you say?
42:26I can't, Mario.
42:31Why not?
42:36I was humiliated.
42:41I'm sorry.
42:43Things are going to be different without Grace in charge.
42:46It doesn't matter.
42:48I can't show my face there ever again.
42:51I don't know.
42:52Cassie, listen.
42:54Come back and start fresh.
42:56You're a trailblazer.
42:58It's one of the reasons I love you.
43:00Keep talking.
43:01I don't just have feelings for you.
43:06Okay?
43:07I want you to come back to work because I think you are a brilliant yacht designer.
43:12You really think so?
43:14You impressed the Prince on your first day.
43:17The sky is the limit.
43:19I want to grow the business with you.
43:21Only you.
43:23Please come back.
43:25I want to hear you beg.
43:30Cassie, for the love of yachts, please come back to work.
43:41I cannot live without you.
43:43You know what, Mario?
43:45What?
43:52I love you too.
44:12No.
44:15Take me to my cabin.
44:21Yes, ma'am.
44:22Cheers.
44:23To one to your partnership.
44:24There's no one I'd rather do it with.
44:25Do what?
44:26Business or sex?
44:27No.
44:28No.
44:29No.
44:30No.
44:31No.
44:32No.
44:33No.
44:34No.
44:35No.
44:36No.
44:37No.
44:38No.
44:39No.
44:40No.
44:41No.
44:42No.
44:43No.
44:44No.
44:45No.
44:46No.
44:47No.
44:48No.
44:49No.
44:50No.
44:51No.
44:52No.
44:53No.
44:54No.
44:55No.
44:56No.
44:57No.
44:58No.
44:59scale.
45:00No.
45:02What the fuck?
45:20Cassie.
45:21Oh my fucking god.
45:23Okay, would you let me finish?
45:24I always let you finish.
45:27Cassie.
45:28Okay, fine, go.
45:31I love you.
45:32I love you.
45:35My business, my yacht, my life, wouldn't be what it is without you.
45:44It's always been you.
45:47Will you marry me?
45:50Obviously.
45:50I'm so glad you decided to meet me.
46:14I could get in so much trouble.
46:20What do you want?
46:25Revenge.
46:25I love you.
46:35I love you.
46:35I'm so glad.
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