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00:00Once upon a time, in a perfectly ordinary house, there lived a collection of objects that were anything but ordinary.
00:06To the humans, they were just stuff.
00:09But to each other?
00:10They were celebrities, enemies, philosophers, and occasionally victims of terrible design choices.
00:16The sofa thought it was royalty.
00:18Big, soft, and covered in mysterious stains that nobody wanted to identify,
00:23it liked to sigh heavily every time someone sat down.
00:27Another backside.
00:28Really? I was upholstered for kings, not for your Netflix marathons.
00:32The cushions were even worse.
00:34They complained constantly about being squashed, thrown on the floor, or, heaven forbid, drooled on by the dog.
00:40Across the room, the television was the diva, always demanding attention, glowing brightly, talking nonstop, convinced that it was the sun itself.
00:48Everyone gathers around me, everyone watches me.
00:51I am the center of this house.
00:53Meanwhile, the bookshelf in the corner rolled its eyes and muttered,
00:56Yeah, but half your content is reality TV.
01:00Don't flatter yourself.
01:02The poor stack of books on the bottom shelf joined in with,
01:05At least we make people smarter, not lazier.
01:08But nobody listened, because nobody ever read them.
01:12The refrigerator, of course, was the gossip columnist of the house.
01:15Loud, humming, always buzzing with secrets.
01:19It knew exactly how much ice cream was left, who had stolen the last slice of pizza, and just how many jars of mustard one family could irrationally own.
01:28The washing machine, on the other hand, was the dramatic one.
01:31Every cycle was like an opera.
01:33Spin!
01:34Spin!
01:35Spin!
01:35And then, silence, until the socks disappeared.
01:40Nobody ever solved the mystery of the socks.
01:43The dryer just smirked and refused to comment.
01:46Upstairs, the bed was both the hero and the victim.
01:49It carried everyone's weight, soaked up every tear, and put up with everything from binge-watching marathons to midnight snacks.
01:57Yet still, every morning, it was left unmade.
02:00The blanket flopped around, groaning,
02:03Why bother?
02:05You'll just mess me up again tonight.
02:07The pillows, however, were more passive-aggressive.
02:10Oh, sure.
02:11Hit snooze again.
02:12It's not like we're breaking our fluff trying to keep you comfortable.
02:16The wardrobe was the introvert of the house.
02:19Dark, quiet, and full of things nobody wore.
02:22The clothes inside fought bitterly among themselves.
02:25The jeans sneered at the sweatpants.
02:27The fancy suit begged to be worn once every decade.
02:31And the socks, well, half of them were still filing missing person reports.
02:36Shoes piled at the bottom dreamed of glamorous nights out, but usually just got dragged to the supermarket.
02:42Then there were the toys.
02:44Oh, the toys.
02:46Forgotten action figures lying under the couch.
02:49A teddy bear missing an ear.
02:50And that one creepy doll with the unblinking eyes that somehow always ended up facing the bed at night.
02:55They had long conversations about their glory days.
02:58Remember when we were the favorites?
03:01When the kid used to carry us everywhere?
03:03Now they just sat there, gathering dust, plotting revenge.
03:07The Lego bricks in particular were vengeful.
03:10They sharpened themselves at night, waiting patiently for the moment a human walked barefoot across the floor.
03:16And let's not forget the vacuum cleaner, the misunderstood underdog, dragged out only when guests were coming over, forced to swallow dust bunnies the size of actual rabbits, then shoved back into a dark closet.
03:30It dreamed of recognition, of a parade in its honor.
03:33Instead, it got tangled hair and the occasional Lego brick jammed in its tube.
03:39In the bathroom, the mirror was smug, convinced it was the fairest of them all.
03:43Look at me, reflecting everything flawlessly, it bragged.
03:46The toilet was less enthusiastic.
03:49Cynical, weary, and tired of everyone's, well, let's just say, contributions.
03:54The shower sang proudly every morning, but sulked when it was ignored for the bath.
03:59The rubber duck, meanwhile, floated around, muttering,
04:01I used to be cute, now I'm just ironic decor.
04:04And then there was the kitchen table, the martyr of the household.
04:08Meals, homework, board games, spilled coffee, forgotten mail.
04:13It carried it all without complaint.
04:15Except it did complain, loudly.
04:17But nobody could hear it under the pile of laundry that inevitably ended up there.
04:20The chairs bickered among themselves, mostly about who had to support Uncle Bob during Christmas
04:26dinner.
04:27At night, when the humans slept, the house whispered.
04:31The radiator clicked like it was telling jokes, the pipes groaned like ghosts in bad horror movies,
04:37and the floorboards creaked just enough to make you question your life choices.
04:41All the while, the Wi-Fi router pulsed its little lights, smugly reminding everyone that
04:46without it, the entire house would descend into chaos.
04:49Bow before me, it hummed.
04:52You can't even check the weather without me.
04:55And so, life in the house continued.
04:57A kingdom of bickering furniture, self-important appliances, neglected toys, and one very creepy
05:04doll.
05:05Humans thought they were in charge, but the truth was obvious.
05:09Every sofa cushion, every lamp, every fork was silently judging them.
05:13Watching.
05:14Waiting.
05:15And that, my friends, is the tale of the house.
05:18A place where the bed resents you, the fridge gossips about you, and the Lego bricks are
05:23plotting your downfall.
05:25So the next time you trip over a toy, spill coffee on the couch, or hear the washing machine
05:30shriek in spin cycle, just remember, the house is alive.
05:35And it is laughing at you.
05:36The end.
05:37Once upon a time, in a perfectly ordinary house, there lived a collection of objects that
05:42were anything but ordinary.
05:43To the humans, they were just stuff.
05:46But to each other?
05:47They were celebrities, enemies, philosophers, and occasionally victims of terrible design
05:52choices.
05:53The sofa thought it was royalty.
05:55Big, soft, and covered in mysterious stains that nobody wanted to identify.
06:00It liked to sigh heavily every time someone sat down.
06:04Another backside.
06:05Really?
06:06I was upholstered for kings.
06:07Not for your Netflix marathons.
06:09The cushions were even worse.
06:11They complained constantly about being squashed, thrown on the floor, or, heaven forbid, drooled
06:16on by the dog.
06:18Across the room, the television was the diva.
06:20Always demanding attention.
06:22Glowing brightly.
06:22Talking nonstop.
06:23Convinced that it was the sun itself.
06:25Everyone gathers around me.
06:27Everyone watches me.
06:28I am the center of this house.
06:30Meanwhile, the bookshelf in the corner rolled its eyes and muttered,
06:34Yeah, but half your content is reality TV.
06:37Don't flatter yourself.
06:39The poor stack of books on the bottom shelf joined in with,
06:42At least we make people smarter, not lazier.
06:45But nobody listened, because nobody ever read them.
06:49The refrigerator, of course, was the gossip columnist of the house.
06:53Loud, humming, always buzzing with secrets.
06:56It knew exactly how much ice cream was left.
06:58Who had stolen the last slice of pizza.
07:00And just how many jars of mustard one family could irrationally own.
07:05The washing machine, on the other hand, was the dramatic one.
07:09Every cycle was like an opera.
07:11Spin!
07:11Spin!
07:12Spin!
07:13And then, silence.
07:15Until the socks disappeared.
07:17Nobody ever solved the mystery of the socks.
07:20The dryer just smirked and refused to comment.
07:22Upstairs, the bed was both the hero and the victim.
07:26It carried everyone's weight, soaked up every tear, and put up with everything from binge-watching
07:32marathons to midnight snacks.
07:34Yet still, every morning, it was left unmade.
07:38The blanket flopped around, groaning,
07:40Why bother?
07:42You'll just mess me up again tonight.
07:43The pillows, however, were more passive-aggressive.
07:47Oh, sure.
07:48Hit snooze again.
07:49It's not like we're breaking our fluff trying to keep you comfortable.
07:53The wardrobe was the introvert of the house.
07:56Dark, quiet, and full of things nobody wore.
07:59The clothes inside fought bitterly among themselves.
08:02The jeans sneered at the sweatpants.
08:04The fancy suit begged to be worn once every decade.
08:07And the socks, well, half of them were still filing missing person reports.
08:13Shoes piled at the bottom dreamed of glamorous nights out,
08:17but usually just got dragged to the supermarket.
08:20Then there were the toys.
08:21Oh, the toys.
08:23Forgotten action figures lying under the couch,
08:26a teddy bear missing an ear,
08:27and that one creepy doll with the unblinking eyes
08:30that somehow always ended up facing the bed at night.
08:33They had long conversations about their glory days.
08:35Remember when we were the favorites?
08:38When the kid used to carry us everywhere?
08:40Now they just sat there, gathering dust, plotting revenge.
08:44The Lego bricks in particular were vengeful.
08:47They sharpened themselves at night,
08:49waiting patiently for the moment a human walked barefoot across the floor.
08:54And let's not forget the vacuum cleaner,
08:56the misunderstood underdog,
08:59dragged out only when guests were coming over,
09:01forced to swallow dust bunnies the size of actual rabbits,
09:05then shoved back into a dark closet.
09:07It dreamed of recognition, of a parade in its honor.
09:11Instead, it got tangled hair and the occasional Lego brick jammed in its tube.
09:16In the bathroom, the mirror was smug,
09:18convinced it was the fairest of them all.
09:20Look at me, reflecting everything flawlessly, it bragged.
09:24The toilet was less enthusiastic.
09:26Cynical, weary, and tired of everyone's,
09:29well, let's just say, contributions.
09:31The shower sang proudly every morning, but sulked when it was ignored for the bath.
09:36The rubber duck, meanwhile, floated around, muttering,
09:39I used to be cute, now I'm just ironic decor.
09:42And then there was the kitchen table, the martyr of the household.
09:45Meals, homework, board games, spilled coffee, forgotten mail.
09:50It carried it all without complaint.
09:52Except it did complain, loudly.
09:54But nobody could hear it under the pile of laundry that inevitably ended up there.
09:58The chairs bickered among themselves, mostly about who had to support Uncle Bob during Christmas
10:03dinner.
10:04At night, when the humans slept, the house whispered.
10:08The radiator clicked like it was telling jokes, the pipes groaned like ghosts in bad horror movies,
10:14and the floorboards creaked just enough to make you question your life choices.
10:18All the while, the Wi-Fi router pulsed its little lights, smugly reminding everyone that
10:23without it, the entire house would descend into chaos.
10:26Bow before me, it hummed.
10:29You can't even check the weather without me.
10:32And so, life in the house continued.
10:35A kingdom of bickering furniture, self-important appliances, neglected toys, and one very creepy
10:41doll.
10:42Humans thought they were in charge, but the truth was obvious.
10:46Every sofa cushion, every lamp, every fork was silently judging them.
10:51Watching.
10:52Waiting.
10:52And that, my friends, is the tale of the house.
10:55A place where the bed resents you, the fridge gossips about you, and the Lego bricks are plotting
11:01your downfall.
11:02So the next time you trip over a toy, spill coffee on the couch, or hear the washing machine
11:07shriek in spin cycle, just remember, the house is alive.
11:12And it is laughing at you.
11:13The end.
11:14Once upon a time, in a perfectly ordinary house, there lived a collection of objects that were
11:19anything but ordinary.
11:21To the humans, they were just stuff.
11:23But to each other?
11:24They were celebrities, enemies, philosophers, and occasionally victims of terrible design
11:29choices.
11:30The sofa thought it was royalty.
11:32Big, soft, and covered in mysterious stains that nobody wanted to identify.
11:37It liked to sigh heavily every time someone sat down.
11:42Another backside.
11:43Really?
11:43I was upholstered for kings.
11:45Not for your Netflix marathons.
11:47The cushions were even worse.
11:48They complained constantly about being squashed, thrown on the floor, or, heaven forbid, drooled
11:53on by the dog.
11:55Across the room, the television was the diva.
11:57Always demanding attention.
11:59Glowing brightly.
12:00Talking nonstop.
12:01Convinced that it was the sun itself.
12:03Everyone gathers around me.
12:04Everyone watches me.
12:05I am the center of this house.
12:08Meanwhile, the bookshelf in the corner rolled its eyes and muttered,
12:11Yeah, but half your content is reality TV.
12:14Don't flatter yourself.
12:16The poor stack of books on the bottom shelf joined in with,
12:20At least we make people smarter, not lazier.
12:23But nobody listened, because nobody ever read them.
12:26The refrigerator, of course, was the gossip columnist of the house.
12:30Loud, humming, always buzzing with secrets.
12:33It knew exactly how much ice cream was left,
12:36Who had stolen the last slice of pizza,
12:38And just how many jars of mustard one family could irrationally own.
12:42The washing machine, on the other hand, was the dramatic one.
12:46Every cycle was like an opera.
12:48Spin!
12:49Spin!
12:49Spin!
12:50And then, silence.
12:52Until the socks disappeared.
12:54Nobody ever solved the mystery of the socks.
12:57The dryer just smirked and refused to comment.
12:59Upstairs, the bed was both the hero and the victim.
13:03It carried everyone's weight, soaked up every tear,
13:06And put up with everything from binge-watching marathons to midnight snacks.
13:11Yet still, every morning, it was left unmade.
13:15The blanket flopped around, groaning,
13:18Why bother?
13:19You'll just mess me up again tonight.
13:21The pillows, however, were more passive-aggressive.
13:24Oh, sure.
13:25Hit snooze again.
13:27It's not like we're breaking our fluff trying to keep you comfortable.
13:30The wardrobe was the introvert of the house.
13:33Dark, quiet, and full of things nobody wore.
13:36The clothes inside fought bitterly among themselves.
13:39The jeans sneered at the sweatpants.
13:42The fancy suit begged to be worn once every decade.
13:45And the socks, well, half of them were still filing missing person reports.
13:50Shoes piled at the bottom dreamed of glamorous nights out,
13:54But usually just got dragged to the supermarket.
13:57Then there were the toys.
13:58Oh, the toys.
14:00Forgotten action figures lying under the couch,
14:03A teddy bear missing an ear,
14:05And that one creepy doll with the unblinking eyes
14:07That somehow always ended up facing the bed at night.
14:10They had long conversations about their glory days.
14:13Remember when we were the favorites?
14:15When the kid used to carry us everywhere?
14:17Now they just sat there, gathering dust, plotting revenge.
14:22The Lego bricks in particular were vengeful.
14:25They sharpened themselves at night,
14:27Waiting patiently for the moment a human walked barefoot across the floor.
14:31And let's not forget the vacuum cleaner,
14:34The misunderstood underdog,
14:36Dragged out only when guests were coming over,
14:39Forced to swallow dust bunnies the size of actual rabbits,
14:42Then shoved back into a dark closet.
14:44It dreamed of recognition, of a parade in its honor.
14:48Instead, it got tangled hair,
14:50And the occasional Lego brick jammed in its tube.
14:53In the bathroom, the mirror was smug,
14:55Convinced it was the fairest of them all.
14:58Look at me, reflecting everything flawlessly, it bragged.
15:01The toilet was less enthusiastic,
15:03Cynical, weary, and tired of everyone's,
15:06Well, let's just say, contributions.
15:09The shower sang proudly every morning,
15:11But sulked when it was ignored for the bath.
15:13The rubber duck, meanwhile, floated around, muttering,
15:16I used to be cute.
15:17Now I'm just ironic decor.
15:19And then there was the kitchen table,
15:21The martyr of the household.
15:23Meals, homework, board games,
15:25Spilled coffee, forgotten mail.
15:27It carried it all without complaint.
15:29Except it did complain, loudly.
15:31But nobody could hear it under the pile of laundry
15:33That inevitably ended up there.
15:35The chairs bickered among themselves,
15:38Mostly about who had to support Uncle Bob
15:40During Christmas dinner.
15:41At night, when the humans slept,
15:44The house whispered.
15:45The radiator clicked like it was telling jokes,
15:48The pipes groaned like ghosts in bad horror movies,
15:51And the floorboards creaked just enough
15:53To make you question your life choices.
15:55All the while, the Wi-Fi router pulsed its little lights,
15:59Smugly reminding everyone that without it,
16:01The entire house would descend into chaos.
16:04Bow before me, it hummed.
16:06You can't even check the weather without me.
16:08And so, life in the house continued.
16:12A kingdom of bickering furniture,
16:14Self-important appliances,
16:16Neglected toys,
16:17And one very creepy doll.
16:19Humans thought they were in charge,
16:21But the truth was obvious.
16:23Every sofa cushion,
16:24Every lamp,
16:25Every fork was silently judging them.
16:28Watching.
16:29Waiting.
16:30And that, my friends,
16:31Is the tale of the house.
16:32A place where the bed resents you,
16:34The fridge gossips about you,
16:36And the Lego bricks are plotting your downfall.
16:39So the next time you trip over a toy,
16:41Spill coffee on the couch,
16:43Or hear the washing machine shriek in spin cycle,
16:46Just remember,
16:48The house is alive.
16:49And it is laughing at you.
16:51The end.
16:51Once upon a time,
16:53In a perfectly ordinary house,
16:54There lived a collection of objects
16:56That were anything but ordinary.
16:58To the humans,
16:59They were just stuff.
17:00But to each other?
17:01They were celebrities,
17:03Enemies,
17:03Philosophers,
17:04And occasionally victims
17:05Of terrible design choices.
17:08The sofa thought it was royalty.
17:10Big,
17:10Soft,
17:11And covered in mysterious stains
17:13That nobody wanted to identify.
17:15It liked to sigh heavily
17:16Every time someone sat down.
17:19Another backside.
17:20Really?
17:20I was upholstered for kings.
17:22Not for your Netflix marathons.
17:24The cushions were even worse.
17:26They complained constantly
17:27About being squashed,
17:28Thrown on the floor,
17:29Or,
17:29Heaven forbid,
17:30Drooled on by the dog.
17:32Across the room,
17:33The television was the diva.
17:34Always demanding attention,
17:36Glowing brightly,
17:37Talking nonstop,
17:38Convinced that it was the sun itself.
17:40Everyone gathers around me.
17:41Everyone watches me.
17:42I am the center of this house.
17:45Meanwhile,
17:45The bookshelf in the corner
17:46Rolled its eyes and muttered,
17:48Yeah,
17:49But half your content
17:50Is reality TV.
17:52Don't flatter yourself.
17:53The poor stack of books
17:55On the bottom shelf
17:56Joined in with,
17:57At least we make people smarter,
17:59Not lazier.
18:00But nobody listened,
18:01Because nobody ever read them.
18:03The refrigerator,
18:04Of course,
18:05Was the gossip columnist
18:06Of the house.
18:07Loud,
18:08Humming,
18:09Always buzzing with secrets.
18:10It knew exactly
18:11How much ice cream was left,
18:13Who had stolen
18:14The last slice of pizza,
18:15And just how many jars
18:16Of mustard
18:17One family could
18:18Irrationally own.
18:19The washing machine,
18:21On the other hand,
18:21Was the dramatic one.
18:23Every cycle
18:24Was like an opera.
18:25Spin,
18:26Spin,
18:27Spin,
18:28And then,
18:29Silence,
18:30Until the socks disappeared.
18:32Nobody ever solved
18:33The mystery of the socks.
18:34The dryer just smirked
18:35And refused to comment.
18:37Upstairs,
18:38The bed was both
18:39The hero and the victim.
18:40It carried everyone's weight,
18:42Soaked up every tear,
18:44And put up with everything
18:45From binge-watching marathons
18:47To midnight snacks.
18:49Yet still,
18:50Every morning,
18:50It was left unmade.
18:52The blanket flopped around,
18:54Groaning,
18:55Why bother?
18:56You'll just mess me up
18:57Again tonight.
18:59The pillows, however,
19:00Were more passive-aggressive.
19:01Oh, sure.
19:03Hit snooze again.
19:04It's not like we're breaking
19:05Our fluff trying to
19:06Keep you comfortable.
19:07The wardrobe was
19:08The introvert of the house.
19:10Dark,
19:11Quiet,
19:11And full of things
19:12Nobody wore.
19:14The clothes inside
19:15Fought bitterly among themselves.
19:17The jeans sneered at the sweatpants.
19:19The fancy suit
19:20Begged to be worn
19:21Once every decade.
19:22And the socks,
19:23Well,
19:24Half of them
19:25Were still filing
19:26Missing person reports.
19:28Shoes piled at the bottom
19:29Dreamed of glamorous nights out,
19:31But usually just got dragged
19:33To the supermarket.
19:34Then there were the toys.
19:36Oh, the toys.
19:37Forgotten action figures
19:39Lying under the couch.
19:40A teddy bear
19:41Missing an ear.
19:42And that one creepy doll
19:43With the unblinking eyes
19:44That somehow always
19:45Ended up facing the bed
19:47At night.
19:47They had long conversations
19:49About their glory days.
19:51Remember when we were
19:51The favorites?
19:52When the kid
19:53Used to carry us everywhere?
19:54Now they just sat there
19:56Gathering dust,
19:57Plotting revenge.
19:59The Lego bricks in particular
20:00Were vengeful.
20:02They sharpened themselves
20:03At night,
20:04Waiting patiently
20:05For the moment
20:05A human walked barefoot
20:07Across the floor.
20:08And let's not forget
20:09The vacuum cleaner,
20:11The misunderstood underdog,
20:13Dragged out only
20:14When guests were coming over,
20:16Forced to swallow dust bunnies
20:17The size of actual rabbits,
20:19Then shoved back
20:20Into a dark closet.
20:21It dreamed of recognition,
20:24Of a parade in its honor.
20:25Instead,
20:26It got tangled hair
20:27And the occasional
20:28Lego brick
20:29Jammed in its tube.
20:30In the bathroom,
20:31The mirror was smug,
20:32Convinced it was
20:33The fairest of them all.
20:35Look at me,
20:36Reflecting everything
20:36Flawlessly,
20:37It bragged.
20:38The toilet was
20:39Less enthusiastic.
20:40Cynical,
20:41Weary,
20:41And tired of everyone's,
20:43Well,
20:44Let's just say,
20:45Contributions.
20:46The shower sang proudly
20:47Every morning,
20:48But sulked when it was
20:49Ignored for the bath.
20:50The rubber duck,
20:51Meanwhile,
20:51Floated around,
20:52Muttering,
20:53I used to be cute.
20:54Now I'm just
20:55Ironic decor.
20:56And then there was
20:57The kitchen table,
20:58The martyr of the household.
21:00Meals,
21:00Homework,
21:01Board games,
21:02Spilled coffee,
21:03Forgotten mail.
21:04It carried it all
21:05Without complaint.
21:06Except it did complain,
21:08Loudly.
21:08But nobody could hear it
21:09Under the pile of laundry
21:11That inevitably ended up there.
21:12The chairs bickered
21:14Among themselves,
21:15Mostly about who had
21:16To support Uncle Bob
21:17During Christmas dinner.
21:19At night,
21:20When the humans slept,
21:21The house whispered.
21:22The radiator clicked
21:23Like it was telling jokes,
21:25The pipes groaned
21:26Like ghosts
21:26In bad horror movies,
21:28And the floorboards
21:29Creaked just enough
21:30To make you question
21:31Your life choices.
21:32All the while,
21:33The Wi-Fi router
21:34Pulsed its little lights,
21:36Smugly reminding everyone
21:37That without it,
21:38The entire house
21:39Would descend into chaos.
21:41Bow before me,
21:43It hummed.
21:44You can't even check
21:44The weather without me.
21:46And so,
21:47Life in the house continued.
21:49A kingdom of bickering furniture,
21:51Self-important appliances,
21:53Neglected toys,
21:54And one very creepy doll.
21:56Humans thought
21:57They were in charge,
21:58But the truth was obvious.
22:00Every sofa cushion,
22:02Every lamp,
22:02Every fork
22:03Was silently judging them.
22:05Watching.
22:06Waiting.
22:07And that, my friends,
22:08Is the tale of the house.
22:10A place where the bed
22:11Resents you,
22:11The fridge gossips about you,
22:13And the Lego bricks
22:14Are plotting your downfall.
22:16So the next time
22:17You trip over a toy,
22:18Spill coffee on the couch,
22:20Or hear the washing machine
22:21Shriek in spin cycle,
22:24Just remember,
22:25The house is alive.
22:26And it is laughing at you.
22:28The end.
22:29Once upon a time,
22:30In a perfectly ordinary house,
22:32There lived a collection of objects
22:33That were anything but ordinary.
22:35To the humans,
22:36They were just stuff.
22:37But to each other?
22:38They were celebrities,
22:40Enemies,
22:40Philosophers,
22:41And occasionally victims
22:42Of terrible design choices.
22:45The sofa thought it was royalty.
22:47Big,
22:47Soft,
22:48And covered in mysterious stains
22:50That nobody wanted to identify.
22:52It liked to sigh heavily
22:53Every time someone sat down.
22:56Another backside,
22:57Really?
22:57I was upholstered for kings.
22:59Not for your Netflix marathons.
23:01The cushions were even worse.
23:03They complained constantly
23:04About being squashed,
23:05Thrown on the floor,
23:06Or,
23:06Heaven forbid,
23:07Drooled on by the dog.
23:09Across the room,
23:10The television was the diva.
23:12Always demanding attention,
23:13Glowing brightly,
23:14Talking nonstop,
23:15Convinced that it was the sun itself.
23:17Everyone gathers around me.
23:18Everyone watches me.
23:20I am the center of this house.
23:22Meanwhile,
23:23The bookshelf in the corner
23:24Rolled its eyes and muttered,
23:25Yeah,
23:26But half your content
23:27Is reality TV.
23:29Don't flatter yourself.
23:31The poor stack of books
23:32On the bottom shelf
23:33Joined in with,
23:34At least we make people smarter,
23:36Not lazier.
23:37But nobody listened,
23:39Because nobody ever read them.
23:41The refrigerator,
23:42Of course,
23:42Was the gossip columnist
23:43Of the house.
23:44Loud,
23:45Humming,
23:46Always buzzing with secrets.
23:48It knew exactly
23:49How much ice cream was left,
23:50Who had stolen
23:51The last slice of pizza,
23:52And just how many jars of mustard
23:54One family could irrationally own.
23:57The washing machine,
23:58On the other hand,
23:59Was the dramatic one.
24:00Every cycle was like an opera.
24:02Spin,
24:03Spin,
24:04Spin,
24:04And then,
24:06Silence,
24:07Until the socks disappeared.
24:09Nobody ever solved the mystery
24:10Of the socks.
24:11The dryer just smirked
24:13And refused to comment.
24:14Upstairs,
24:15The bed was both
24:16The hero and the victim.
24:18It carried everyone's weight,
24:19Soaked up every tear,
24:21And put up with everything
24:22From binge-watching marathons
24:24To midnight snacks.
24:26Yet still,
24:27Every morning,
24:28It was left unmade.
24:30The blanket flopped around,
24:31Groaning,
24:32Why bother?
24:33You'll just mess me up again tonight.
24:36The pillows, however,
24:37Were more passive-aggressive.
24:39Oh, sure.
24:40Hit snooze again.
24:41It's not like we're breaking our fluff
24:43Trying to keep you comfortable.
24:44The wardrobe was the introvert
24:46Of the house.
24:47Dark,
24:48Quiet,
24:49And full of things
24:49Nobody wore.
24:51The clothes inside
24:52Fought bitterly among themselves.
24:54The jeans sneered at the sweatpants.
24:56The fancy suit begged to be worn
24:58Once every decade.
24:59And the socks,
25:01Well,
25:01Half of them were still filing
25:03Missing person reports.
25:05Shoes piled at the bottom
25:06Dreamed of glamorous nights out,
25:09But usually just got dragged
25:10To the supermarket.
25:11Then there were the toys.
25:13Oh, the toys.
25:15Forgotten action figures
25:16Lying under the couch,
25:17A teddy bear missing an ear,
25:19And that one creepy doll
25:20With the unblinking eyes
25:22That somehow always ended up
25:23Facing the bed at night.
25:25They had long conversations
25:26About their glory days.
25:27Remember when we were the favorites?
25:30When the kid used to
25:30Carry us everywhere?
25:32Now they just sat there
25:33Gathering dust,
25:35Plotting revenge.
25:36The Lego bricks in particular
25:38Were vengeful.
25:39They sharpened themselves
25:40At night,
25:41Waiting patiently
25:42For the moment
25:43A human walked barefoot
25:44Across the floor.
25:46And let's not forget
25:47The vacuum cleaner,
25:48The misunderstood underdog,
25:50Dragged out only
25:51When guests were coming over,
25:53Forced to swallow dust bunnies
25:55The size of actual rabbits,
25:57Then shoved back
25:58Into a dark closet.
25:59It dreamed of recognition,
26:01Of a parade in its honor.
26:03Instead, it got tangled hair
26:04And the occasional Lego brick
26:06Jammed in its tube.
26:07In the bathroom,
26:08The mirror was smug,
26:10Convinced it was
26:10The fairest of them all.
26:12Look at me,
26:13Reflecting everything flawlessly,
26:14It bragged.
26:15The toilet was less enthusiastic,
26:17Cynical, weary,
26:19And tired of everyone's,
26:20Well, let's just say,
26:22Contributions.
26:23The shower sang proudly
26:24Every morning,
26:25But sulked when it was
26:26Ignored for the bath.
26:27The rubber duck,
26:28Meanwhile,
26:29Floated around,
26:30Muttering,
26:30I used to be cute,
26:31Now I'm just ironic decor.
26:33And then there was
26:34The kitchen table,
26:35The martyr of the household.
26:37Meals,
26:38Homework,
26:38Board games,
26:39Spilled coffee,
26:40Forgotten mail.
26:41It carried it all
26:42Without complaint.
26:43Except it did complain,
26:45Loudly,
26:45But nobody could hear it
26:47Under the pile of laundry
26:48That inevitably ended up there.
26:50The chairs bickered
26:51Among themselves,
26:52Mostly about who had
26:53To support Uncle Bob
26:54During Christmas dinner.
26:56At night,
26:57When the humans slept,
26:58The house whispered.
27:00The radiator clicked
27:01Like it was telling jokes,
27:02The pipes groaned
27:03Like ghosts
27:04In bad horror movies,
27:05And the floorboards
27:06Creaked just enough
27:07To make you question
27:08Your life choices.
27:10All the while,
27:10The Wi-Fi router
27:11Pulsed its little lights,
27:13Smugly reminding everyone
27:14That without it,
27:16The entire house
27:16Would descend into chaos.
27:19Bow before me,
27:20It hummed.
27:21You can't even check
27:22The weather without me.
27:23And so,
27:24Life in the house continued.
27:26A kingdom of bickering furniture,
27:28Self-important appliances,
27:30Neglected toys,
27:31And one very creepy doll.
27:34Humans thought
27:34They were in charge,
27:36But the truth was obvious.
27:38Every sofa cushion,
27:39Every lamp,
27:40Every fork
27:40Was silently judging them.
27:42Watching.
27:43Waiting.
27:44And that, my friends,
27:45Is the tale of the house.
27:47A place where the bed
27:48Resents you,
27:49The fridge gossips about you,
27:50And the Lego bricks
27:51Are plotting your downfall.
27:53So the next time
27:54You trip over a toy,
27:56Spill coffee on the couch,
27:57Or hear the washing machine
27:59Shriek in spin cycle,
28:01Just remember,
28:02The house is alive,
28:04And it is laughing at you.
28:05The end.
28:06Once upon a time,
28:07In a perfectly ordinary house,
28:09There lived a collection of objects
28:10That were anything but ordinary.
28:12To the humans,
28:13They were just stuff.
28:15But to each other?
28:16They were celebrities,
28:17Enemies,
28:18Philosophers,
28:18And occasionally victims
28:20Of terrible design choices.
28:22The sofa thought it was royalty.
28:24Big, soft,
28:25And covered in mysterious stains
28:27That nobody wanted to identify.
28:29It liked to sigh heavily
28:31Every time someone sat down.
28:33Another backside.
28:34Really?
28:35I was upholstered for kings.
28:36Not for your Netflix marathons.
28:38The cushions were even worse.
28:40They complained constantly
28:41About being squashed,
28:42Thrown on the floor,
28:43Or, heaven forbid,
28:45Drooled on by the dog.
28:46Across the room,
28:47The television was the diva.
28:49Always demanding attention,
28:50Glowing brightly,
28:51Talking nonstop,
28:52Convinced that it was the sun itself.
28:54Everyone gathers around me,
28:56Everyone watches me.
28:57I am the center of this house.
28:59Meanwhile,
29:00The bookshelf in the corner
29:01Rolled its eyes and muttered,
29:03Yeah,
29:03But half your content
29:04Is reality TV.
29:06Don't flatter yourself.
29:08The poor stack of books
29:09On the bottom shelf
29:10Joined in with,
29:11At least we make people smarter,
29:13Not lazier.
29:14But nobody listened,
29:16Because nobody ever read them.
29:18The refrigerator,
29:19Of course,
29:19Was the gossip columnist
29:20Of the house.
29:22Loud,
29:22Humming,
29:23Always buzzing with secrets.
29:25It knew exactly
29:26How much ice cream was left,
29:27Who had stolen
29:28The last slice of pizza,
29:30And just how many jars of mustard
29:31One family could irrationally own.
29:34The washing machine,
29:35On the other hand,
29:36Was the dramatic one.
29:37Every cycle was like an opera.
29:39Spin,
29:40Spin,
29:41Spin,
29:42And then,
29:43Silence,
29:44Until the socks disappeared.
29:46Nobody ever solved the mystery of the socks.
29:49The dryer just smirked,
29:50And refused to comment.
29:52Upstairs,
29:52The bed was both the hero and the victim.
29:55It carried everyone's weight,
29:56Soaked up every tear,
29:58And put up with everything
29:59From binge-watching marathons
30:01To midnight snacks.
30:03Yet still,
30:04Every morning,
30:05It was left unmade.
30:07The blanket flopped around,
30:08Groaning,
30:09Why bother?
30:11You'll just mess me up again tonight.
30:13The pillows, however,
30:14Were more passive-aggressive.
30:16Oh, sure.
30:17Hit snooze again.
30:18It's not like we're breaking our fluff
30:20Trying to keep you comfortable.
30:21The wardrobe was the introvert of the house.
30:25Dark,
30:25Quiet,
30:26And full of things nobody wore.
30:27The clothes inside
30:29Fought bitterly among themselves.
30:31The jeans sneered at the sweatpants.
30:33The fancy suit begged to be worn
30:35Once every decade.
30:37And the socks,
30:38Well,
30:38Half of them were still filing
30:40Missing person reports.
30:42Shoes piled at the bottom
30:44Dreamed of glamorous nights out,
30:46But usually just got dragged
30:47To be in the house.
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