00:00The End
00:30Mr. Beaumarchais has provided us with a magnificent plot.
00:39Our object is first to puzzle the self-satisfied Mr. Garrick,
00:43then to frighten him.
00:44He is doubtless an errant coward.
00:46And finally to render him a deflated, cringing figure of ridicule.
00:50I had to come here to meet you, to love you.
00:54Oh, I'm so terribly ashamed.
00:57I didn't know I could say things like this.
01:00Don't let me talk, please.
01:02Oh, sweet.
01:04I won't let you talk.
01:06I'll stop you.
01:09Oh, Tuffy, you've missed it.
01:11I'm expected to make love to her.
01:13Oh, but it'll lead to trouble, sir.
01:15This isn't serious.
01:17Could I, David Garrick, refuse such a challenge?
01:20Could have you had any sense, begging your pardon, sir?
01:23I'll wager the mix will give herself away within ten minutes.
01:25Oh, I don't like it, sir.
01:27I don't like it at all.
01:28I wonder.
01:29Do they expect me to start, or will she make the first move?
01:33Ah, she starts.
01:36Trust me.
01:51I have told you openly that I am David Garrick.
01:54Why not tell me equally honestly who and what you are?
01:57I know I can trust you.
02:00My real name is...
02:01What's that?
02:08I'm frightened.
02:17Give me that pistol, monsieur.
02:19Please.
02:19Ah-ha.
02:20There he is.
02:27You want to frighten him, don't you?
02:29Just let me be a lunatic.
02:31All I want is a kitchen knife, and I'll frighten him out of his weights.
02:35We'll work it out.
02:37Merci, monsieur le président.
02:38Merci.
02:40Ah, but...
02:42Well, have I been satisfactory, madame?
02:45Did I live up to your expectations?
02:47Did I make love to you soon enough and passionately enough?
02:50It was easy for you, wasn't it?
02:52You're David Garrick.
02:53All the registered emotions of passion and love are at your fingertips.
02:56You just pull the string, and out comes the best love scene.
02:59The best?
03:00You overestimate your charms, madame.
03:02In his best love scene, you haven't yet seen David Garrick.
03:04You back.
03:34THE END
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