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00:03:56Ya, Bu?
00:03:58Mentega abis.
00:04:00Masa sih, Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya nggak tahu lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya, Bu?
00:04:08Eh, Bu, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
00:04:56Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu dan sekarang tolong tas gorf saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siiiiap pak!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara sih?
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:37Siap.
00:05:39Siap.
00:05:40Anak!
00:05:42Gyanyan!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Yah, ikut rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:56Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:05Masih cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:26Halo, ibu.
00:06:30Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan kepasanya jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih liat, sayurnya layu-layu begini lho, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:39Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalo kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu?
00:06:54Oh iya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu lho, bu.
00:07:05Heheheheh.
00:07:06Liatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Ya?
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:22Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu?
00:07:26Oke.
00:07:28Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Ih, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:37Waduh, waduh.
00:07:39Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:42Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya, udah jadi simpenannya bupati lho, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Iya, soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:01Heheheheh.
00:08:02Heheheheh.
00:08:04Heheheheh.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar lho, mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu aku kenanya deh.
00:08:11Udahlah, bu.
00:08:13Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:16Itu lho, bu, yang kerja di kementerian itu lho, bu.
00:08:20Kerja di kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Hmm.
00:08:28Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Gimana?
00:08:32Supir, bu. Supir.
00:08:34Apakah driver?
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu lho, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:45Hahaha.
00:08:48Gercep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:53Heheheheh.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Gak suka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon begatelan.
00:09:07Hmm.
00:09:09Heheheh.
00:09:10Siap.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:12Hehehe.
00:09:13Terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:15Enggak, gak usah.
00:09:16Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titik rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:20Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:21Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:22Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:23Bu, dadah dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskyu, boskyu.
00:09:26Hmm, boskyu cakep.
00:09:29Boskyu cakep, hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB
00:09:37mulai pukul 00.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:43Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:47Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:50Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:57Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:07Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:13Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:15Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:21Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:23Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak kamu ya?
00:10:30Iya, iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain pintunya.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Yang berita gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh, kamu balikin gue yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang,
00:11:02model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:04Merahan.
00:11:05Eh, yuk!
00:11:07Kenapa sih?
00:11:08Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:10Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:12Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:15Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:20Kamu kan tau perjalan aku apa?
00:11:23Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:25Ini kan sampel kantor.
00:11:27Sampel kantor.
00:11:30Baca.
00:11:32Baca!
00:11:34Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar bersama perek lain!
00:11:41Baca!
00:11:42Cis!
00:11:49Ros, kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita liat apartemen?
00:11:55Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:57Beneran.
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Ya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:11Makasih.
00:12:13Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:28Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:32Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:35Yuk!
00:12:36Masjaga!
00:12:39Yuk!
00:12:40Udah dong.
00:12:41Eh!
00:12:42Lepas apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:43Lepas!
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:12:56Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:59Eh, eh.
00:13:00Kok kain aku gak aku salah?
00:13:01Kau ngomongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Ya bukan pasti.
00:13:09Entut dong, Shay.
00:13:10Sayang, maaf.
00:13:11Aku minta maaf ya, Shay.
00:13:12Baik.
00:13:13Lepas deh.
00:13:14Benci sama aku!
00:13:35I don't love you, Broto.
00:13:42I'm just going to hold on to you because I love you.
00:13:47I'm just going to hold on to you because I love you.
00:14:05You can't hold on to me.
00:14:07What can I do?
00:14:09What can I do?
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29I love you.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for, I'm going to let you know.
00:14:39I'm going to let you know.
00:14:42Don't feel sick until you feel sick.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you.
00:15:00Bye!
00:15:02Bye!
00:15:05It's alright.
00:15:06I wonder if I came over to you.
00:15:08I want you to take care of me or go to my house.
00:15:10Ibu, why are you here?
00:15:12Yes, why shouldn't I do it?
00:15:14I would suddenly think about you.
00:15:15I want you to keep thinking of yourself.
00:15:18I thought I need to visit your children.
00:15:22I'm sorry, my son.
00:15:24Do you think I'm not with my son?
00:15:26How are you?
00:15:28I'm not like that.
00:15:30I'm not like that.
00:15:34Why are you really sick?
00:15:38Don't worry, I'm not sick.
00:15:40It's not good when you're sick.
00:15:42You just let me take it off.
00:15:44I'll take it off.
00:15:46If you're sick, please, I'll take it off.
00:15:50I'm not going to go.
00:15:52I'm not going to go.
00:15:54I'm not going to go.
00:15:56Ija?
00:15:58Ija?
00:16:00Ija mana?
00:16:02Mbak Ija,
00:16:042-2 months ago,
00:16:06I came back to my son,
00:16:08because I was sick.
00:16:10Bu?
00:16:12I'm working here, Bu.
00:16:14Sebelumnya,
00:16:18Kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:20Di Departemen Store, Bu.
00:16:22Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:24Selamat datang di Departemen Store kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini,
00:16:28besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90%.
00:16:32Terus itu...
00:16:34Itu...
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:40Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang
00:16:42Kamu sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:44Ma'an, Ibu.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:48Kamu?
00:16:50Ibu, duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:52Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yani.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Gak sayang, gak pake gula.
00:17:01Ibu, kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:07Dimas mana?
00:17:09Perbense, air panas, mau lewat.
00:17:12Panas.
00:17:18Kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:27Ibu, di mana sih, Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu?
00:17:30Ibu, di mana sih, Bu?
00:17:33Tersesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang, tadi sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Bu sepuh, mau dudukin apa-apa?
00:17:55Sama-sama, Pak.
00:17:56Bikinin teh.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu, kurang-kurang aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak, ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalo dia nanya, kamu...
00:18:10Cantik, ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Iya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:22Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:24Jadi, setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:26Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:29Lagi sakit aja, karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:32Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:42Beda-beda tau ya.
00:18:43Bu.
00:18:44Coba aja kebicaraannya.
00:18:45Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:47Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak.
00:18:53Ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak enggak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:10Enggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:11Yang virus.
00:19:12Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:13Tapi heran ya.
00:19:14Orang gitu.
00:19:15Susah banget diatur.
00:19:16Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:17Eh, tetap ada berita.
00:19:18Enggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:19Benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:20Jumlah.
00:19:21Jumlah.
00:19:22Jumlah.
00:19:23Jumlah.
00:19:24Tentang TV-nya, Bu.
00:19:25Mungkin, sekitar.
00:19:26Jumlah,ileyji.
00:19:27Jumlah.
00:19:28I can't see my mask.
00:19:30Ah, it's really the people.
00:19:33I'll watch TV.
00:19:36I'll watch it.
00:19:38I'll watch it.
00:19:40When I was a little,
00:19:43it was only a few times.
00:19:45It was in the morning.
00:19:47So, we were very relaxed.
00:19:51All the time,
00:19:53everyone left.
00:19:56Why don't I stress?
00:20:05I want to talk about something with Ibu.
00:20:10No, no, no.
00:20:26No, no, no, no.
00:20:38Class nebatik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak komersif.
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Ya, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Gak, dah.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa, kan kita juga harus nyikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tuh?
00:20:54Ya, Bapak, ya.
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar Ibu dulu ya, biar Ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:18Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu senang dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang gak angsa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga Ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa, satu juga Ibu senang kok.
00:21:45Yaudah lah.
00:21:46Kalau gitu, langsung dulu ya.
00:21:51Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu ya.
00:21:58Isya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin buku gue.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang Ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Aduh iya, pastikan rumah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Hmm.
00:22:27Has.
00:22:28Emang, Mami.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya, sayang?
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke, Bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:23:00Aduh.
00:23:01Saya belum KTM lagi.
00:23:02Kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Saya belum Tuan.
00:23:07Masih tau gak-saku.
00:23:08Tuh.
00:23:09Tuh.
00:23:10Tuh.
00:23:11Tuh.
00:23:12Tuh.
00:23:13Tuh.
00:23:14Tuh.
00:23:15Tuh.
00:23:17Tuh.
00:23:18Tuh.
00:23:20Tuh.
00:23:21How much?
00:23:23100?
00:23:25200?
00:23:27Yuk!
00:23:31Yuk!
00:23:33Guess,
00:23:35belanja lagi.
00:23:37Soto Ayam,
00:23:39ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:41Yuk!
00:23:43Kurasa ini bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:45Coba kamu pikir,
00:23:47pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:53Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:57Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai, Yuk.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:09Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama aja,
00:24:13inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:19Sayang.
00:24:21Enggak usah, penyalakan saya.
00:24:23Shh.
00:24:29Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari,
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:55Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:07Pak, Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:09Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:13Iya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:22Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:37Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Iya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:03Lih, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Yaudah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:28Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:32Hah?
00:26:33Ini kerjaan.
00:26:36Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu, Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:43Biarin, biarin.
00:26:47Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Aku mau minggat pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Keluar?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:23Ya, lagi cari tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:38Ini di rumah bikin pusing, tau gak? Ibu aku tiba-tiba datang.
00:27:41Kamu enak dong rame-rame di sana.
00:27:43Aku di sini sendirian, aku takut.
00:27:45Kamu ke sini ya sekarang, please. Please.
00:27:48Ya, gak bisa dong, sayang. Justru kamu sendirian itu aman.
00:27:52Udah kamu diam aja di situ.
00:27:54Tapi aku takut sendirian.
00:27:57Kalau misalnya nanti aku sendirian di sini terus orang-orang di apartemen aku pada kena virus ini terus jadi zombie gimana?
00:28:06Anya, virusnya virus flu.
00:28:10Ya, bukan virus zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri itu gak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:15Tapi tetep aja, aku takut.
00:28:20Kamu ke sini dong, please.
00:28:23Oke.
00:28:25Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:28Ngapain ya?
00:28:29Eh, terus aku gak bisa ke situ. Rumahku aja di segera.
00:28:32Oh iya.
00:28:33Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:44Aduh, kayaknya nyalain video call-nya cuma dengan cara ini doang aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:54Oke.
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:08Ih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:41Eh, mas.
00:29:43Kamu gak kerja ya?
00:29:44Masa kan bilang cepet, lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:49Aku...
00:29:50Eh, tapi konekat.
00:29:51Aduh, mas.
00:29:52Tapi konekat sih.
00:29:54Cinta, Ani.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:01Cinta namanya.
00:30:03Hahaha.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Oh, mas.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:19Oh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:25Hahaha.
00:30:26Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Eh, mas.
00:30:28Masuk, mas.
00:30:29Masuk.
00:30:30Masuk.
00:30:31Bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:32Iya bu.
00:30:34Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya.
00:30:54Kasian dia leper.
00:30:55Iya bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada amaja.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya.
00:31:03Iya bu.
00:31:04Iya bu.
00:31:05Tenang bu.
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya bu.
00:31:24Iya bu.
00:31:25Iya.
00:31:26Iya bu.
00:31:27Iya bu.
00:31:29Iya bu.
00:31:31Cod.
00:31:32Iya bu.
00:31:33Elis.
00:31:34Kamu di resek.
00:31:35Den tinggalin ke Adalil Sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:39Selang dalem.
00:31:42Selang dalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selang dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:47Ayo pakai mobil aku.
00:31:49And she found her. Now she's ready.
00:31:53Why didn't I leave it alone?
00:31:57There's no name here.
00:32:00How did I name it?
00:32:03I don't know. I don't have to wear it.
00:32:06This is the only one.
00:32:08That's not my writing, brother.
00:32:12Come on, tell me.
00:32:14Who's that?
00:32:16You're in a week.
00:32:18Where are you?
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:22Yes, I'm back.
00:32:24What are you doing?
00:32:26I'm going to go.
00:32:28I'm going to go.
00:32:30I'm thinking about it.
00:32:34Have you ever checked out?
00:32:38Why are you like this?
00:32:40I'm going to have a baby.
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What are you doing?
00:32:46There's a floor.
00:32:48There's a floor.
00:32:49There's a floor.
00:32:50There's a floor.
00:32:51There's a floor.
00:32:52I'm going to go.
00:32:53I'm going to go.
00:32:54I'm going to check.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Yes.
00:32:58Yes, Ibu.
00:33:00Yes, Ibu.
00:33:04You don't want to know.
00:33:06Don't talk to me.
00:33:08What are you doing?
00:33:10What are you doing?
00:33:14What are you doing?
00:33:16What are you doing?
00:33:18Yes, Ibu.
00:33:19Come on.
00:33:20I can't do this.
00:33:22No.
00:33:23Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu took care of it to my sister.
00:33:25Ibu.
00:33:26You're asking me to ask what we said.
00:33:28Yes, Ibu.
00:33:29Oh, I'm going to do this again.
00:33:30I'm going to go.
00:33:31Aduh, am I going to go there or go there?
00:33:34No, I can't find you.
00:33:36You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
00:33:39Okay, don't talk to me.
00:33:41Let's go here, let's go here.
00:33:42Why are you going to stay here?
00:33:44Stay at the place, wait for me to come.
00:33:47I'm going to sit here.
00:33:49Shh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:33:53Let's go.
00:34:01Oh, ayah.
00:34:06Asuh, laki.
00:34:26Meni, kok kamu tiba-tiba dari situ?
00:34:30Bu, tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main hape sampe gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini, saya mau balesin chat kasnya mana?
00:34:55Bu.
00:34:57Eh, bu, bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya death.
00:35:03Ambiar, bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Cuma.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni,
00:35:13nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya?
00:35:16Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan mulai lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku pulang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:37Bapaknya tuh pada siapa?
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:40Nah, itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telur, dede.
00:35:49Telur.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Yanni dantungan deh, bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh uyeh kali, bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat bu ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya...
00:36:39Ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh halah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan'i paham, bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan'i di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:47Biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Hah.
00:36:56Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Mas.
00:37:03Kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih ya.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:15Dari tadi sih.
00:37:17Yan'i belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, bu?
00:37:21LE KABU!
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:38Oh, my God.
00:39:08What do you want?
00:39:10Why are you like that?
00:39:13You just left a moment.
00:39:15Let's go.
00:39:17You're going to puas-puas with me.
00:39:20I don't know what you want.
00:39:22I don't know what you want.
00:39:24What do you want?
00:39:26What do you want?
00:39:28Just leave me alone.
00:39:30I'm going to be isolated.
00:39:32I'll tell you when I'm going to work.
00:39:34When I'm going to work if you're like this?
00:39:37I'm going to cut it.
00:39:39Are you serious, Mas?
00:39:42What are you doing?
00:39:44What are you doing?
00:39:46I'm going to go here.
00:39:48I'm going to go here.
00:39:50I'm going to go here.
00:39:52I'm sorry, Mas.
00:39:56What are you doing now?
00:39:59I'm not going to work.
00:40:01What are you doing now?
00:40:04What are you doing now?
00:40:06I'm going to go here.
00:40:08Let's go.
00:40:10Let's go.
00:40:11Let's go.
00:40:12Let's go.
00:40:13Let's go.
00:40:14Let's go.
00:40:15Let's go.
00:40:16Let's go.
00:40:17It's a long time.
00:40:18Let's go.
00:40:19Let's go.
00:40:20Lama lo.
00:40:21Aku gak lihat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:25Mesti.
00:40:26Pasti ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis terokin ya.
00:40:31Mas.
00:40:34How about if you stay here?
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:40No, if you know boss, we're policing.
00:40:44Just until lockdown is finished, Mas.
00:40:48It's safe.
00:40:50Then, if you stay in bed, how about you?
00:40:54If you stay in bed, how about you?
00:40:56If you stay in bed, Mas.
00:40:59Mas, nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalo pas lagi ga ada orang, jadi aman, ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana? Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak, tenang.
00:41:11Aku nenek, nenek, nenek, nenek.
00:41:29Mak!
00:41:31Mena, kamu?
00:41:33Mami!
00:41:35Mami!
00:41:37Mami!
00:41:39Mami!
00:41:41Mami.
00:41:45Mami.
00:42:17Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Selamat pagi.
00:43:14Selamat pagi.
00:43:44Selamat pagi.
00:44:14Selamat pagi.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini, kehangatan tangan kamu itu, itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh, terus kemacak ngobrol, kemacak ngobrol.
00:45:06Gini?
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Beneran, beneran.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa ya, abis itu kamu doa ya, nanti deh, ibu WA-in kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:22Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:24Udahlah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:26Iya.
00:45:26Iya.
00:45:27Iya.
00:45:27Iya.
00:45:27Iya.
00:45:28Iya.
00:45:30Iya, udah.
00:45:32Iya, udah.
00:45:33Iya, udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:34Iya, ya udah.
00:45:35Iya, iya.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu mantap di sini?
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:38Iya.
00:45:38Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Iya, ibu.
00:45:43Iya, ibu.
00:45:44Iya, ibu.
00:45:45Iya, ibu.
00:45:46Ya, ibu.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Iya.
00:45:50Iya.
00:45:51Nalala.
00:45:52Iya, ibu.
00:45:53Aduh.
00:45:54Aduh.
00:46:12Aduh.
00:46:40Aduh.
00:46:41Roto Adi Sutejo, I don't know what the news is, I don't know.
00:46:49I still want to know.
00:46:51I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:53I really want to talk about it.
00:46:55I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:57How about it?
00:46:57When?
00:46:58Oh, I need to remember.
00:47:01I don't want to talk about it.
00:47:03But you also want to talk about it.
00:47:07I still want to talk about it.
00:47:09I need help.
00:47:09I need help.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:13What about you?
00:47:15Okay, so...
00:47:17Can you check your phone?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:23I'm going to talk about it.
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:26If you come back, you're going to help me.
00:47:29I believe I'm going to talk about it.
00:47:31What?
00:47:32I want to talk about it.
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35I'll talk about 1-2 hours later.
00:47:37I'll talk about it.
00:47:39I'll talk about it.
00:48:08Come on!
00:48:10Come on!
00:48:17What are you doing?
00:48:19I'm calling you.
00:48:21I'm calling you.
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:25What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:47I'm interacting.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Do you have a phone number?
00:48:56Yes, there.
00:48:58What's the phone number?
00:49:01I'm calling you.
00:49:03You're in the front of me.
00:49:05Oh, yes.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07So you're asking me to hear me?
00:49:10Yeah?
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Why are you talking about me?
00:49:14Wait.
00:49:15Wait.
00:49:17It's like you're changing.
00:49:19I've already told you.
00:49:21I have been telling you that
00:49:23you don't have a question.
00:49:25But, you're alone!
00:49:28so we can do it, I'm wrong
00:49:30you're wrong
00:49:32my friend
00:49:34what did I say?
00:49:36what did I say?
00:49:38there's a number of people who want to call me
00:49:40I'm sorry
00:49:42what did I say?
00:49:44what did I say?
00:49:46I say that number
00:49:48it's the number
00:49:50listen
00:49:52I don't know what's your name?
00:49:57What's your name?
00:49:59What's your name?
00:50:00What's your name?
00:50:01Ya iya.
00:50:02When you ask me,
00:50:03one of the people who often call me,
00:50:05what's your name?
00:50:06Ya, your name is your name.
00:50:07Ya, I'm your name.
00:50:08If I tell you my name,
00:50:09I'll tell you what's your name.
00:50:10I'll tell you what's your name.
00:50:11Dang!
00:50:18You're so sad.
00:50:20Nggak lama lagi aku nggak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:31Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:36Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:43Kasih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:47Makan ya.
00:50:50Eh, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Nggak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Ya joss.
00:50:54Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:50:55Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih nggak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni?
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung,
00:51:08aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:18Hmm.
00:51:19Enam.
00:51:20Aku tambahin.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:25Baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20 sampai 25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok nggak ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi nggak usah ditransfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Ngabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Ngabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:50Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada riba baliknya.
00:51:57Terang.
00:51:58Tak kaki jatah, tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Kayaknya biar Mirim.
00:52:04Biar cos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Nah, yuk.
00:52:07Yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kos-kosan yang namanya celah dalemnya
00:52:11biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku.
00:52:16Enan, kamu tahu.
00:52:18Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:20Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Nggak puas lo bikin malu gue.
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Lumpu apa lagi sih?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:46ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu nggak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:01Oke, thank you.
00:53:19Hala, Pak.
00:53:20Kuah?
00:53:29Wah?
00:53:30Wah!
00:53:31Kuah!
00:53:32Yoh!
00:53:33Yoh!
00:53:34Aa!
00:53:36Ah!
00:53:37Ayo!
00:53:38What?
00:53:40What?
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:44Yo!
00:53:46Thank you!
00:53:56What's up?
00:53:58What's up?
00:54:00What's up?
00:54:02What's up?
00:54:08What's up?
00:54:10I have evidence!
00:54:12What's up?
00:54:14I don't mind!
00:54:16What's up?
00:54:18What's up?
00:54:20My son?
00:54:22What's up?
00:54:24What's up, Ibu?
00:54:26What's up?
00:54:28What's up?
00:54:30What's up, bro?
00:54:32What's up?
00:54:34Ibu, Ibu.
00:54:36Ayo selingkuh kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti
00:54:40apa enggak siapa mau kamu telpon
00:54:42Anton gak malu kamu di depan ibu
00:54:44udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon aku itu nomor kamu
00:54:48nomor satunya lagi nomor yang gue gak tau
00:54:51ibu tau dia punya dua nomor
00:54:53dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nempon siapa tau
00:54:55tuh di mas tuh
00:54:58apa iya yuk
00:55:00dua tahun kamu sakitin aku aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa
00:55:12aku jatuh nama kamu
00:55:13aku jatuh perasaan ibu
00:55:15terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini
00:55:18baiklah
00:55:19kamu ngomong apa sih
00:55:21ini make sense semuanya tau gak
00:55:23eh
00:55:25selana dalem yang lo temuin itu
00:55:27lo sendiri yang naro kan
00:55:29celana dalem apa
00:55:31celana dalem perempuan gue
00:55:32pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue
00:55:34bilangnya apa
00:55:35nemu celana dalem di mobil aku
00:55:37padahal nih
00:55:38dia yang naro sendiri
00:55:41drama lo
00:55:41drama
00:55:43jadi maksud kamu hanya
00:55:45perempuan yang kamu piara dua tahun itu
00:55:47aku ngarang-ngarang gitu
00:55:49hah
00:55:50ayo
00:55:51mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan
00:55:53kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya
00:55:55berani gak
00:55:57broto
00:56:09ibu sudah tau semua
00:56:12tentang A nya
00:56:14kelakuan kamu
00:56:16udah lama ibu tau
00:56:18ibu tuh diam aja
00:56:22karena ibu pikir
00:56:23ini sebentar juga akan lewat
00:56:24ternyata kamu tuh
00:56:27melonjak
00:56:27kamu lupanya
00:56:40nama besar kakek kamu
00:56:43Hadi Suttejo
00:56:44yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar
00:56:47masih banyak kok
00:56:49orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong
00:56:51kamu istri baik
00:56:56cantik
00:56:57pintar lagi
00:56:58masih juga kamu selingkuh
00:57:00goblok
00:57:01pak goblok gak
00:57:03kamu denger gak ibu kamu
00:57:07ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh
00:57:09ngomong goblok
00:57:10gimana kamu goblok
00:57:11ayo
00:57:15ibu tau
00:57:18tentang kamu sama Dimas
00:57:20ibu tau
00:57:25ayo selingkuh sama Dimas
00:57:28ibu tau
00:57:28gila kan bener kan
00:57:29dia ngasih ngeluar Dimas sih
00:57:31jangan kamu lupa-lupa
00:57:32ibu
00:57:32besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini
00:57:40untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:43gak usah ibu
00:57:49gak usah dipanggil Dimas
00:57:51ibu kalau mau
00:57:51ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini
00:57:53ayo pergi ibu
00:57:54gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:56udah lah gak usah
00:57:59gak usah panggil Dimas
00:58:00lu mau cerik
00:58:05mau harta kan
00:58:08oke
00:58:10gak ada cerai-cerai
00:58:13sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:16besok kita bicara lagi
00:58:19nanti malam broto
00:58:21kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:22sementara malam ini
00:58:27kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28apa yang akan kalian putuskan
00:58:31untuk besok
00:58:31ibu gak mau
00:58:44keluarga ibu tuh beratakan
00:58:46nyopotnya tuh susah banget
00:58:50jadi kayak
00:58:50keser
00:58:51gak ngerti
00:58:53jadi gimana
00:58:54selamat menikmati
00:58:55selamat menikmati
00:58:56selamat menikmati
00:58:59selamat menikmati
00:59:00selamat menikmati
00:59:01selamat menikmati
01:00:02Aduh...
01:00:06Aduh, Mas, gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:10Aduh, stress deh aku, ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Dibuat aku, kalau lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu...
01:00:24Rebut-rebut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Aduh, cedinya.
01:00:27Kayak aku stress.
01:00:29Kayaknya Ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya Bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:46Jangan, masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama Ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya, buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya Ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:30Ya udah, pokoknya Ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:54Ya.
01:01:55Duh, biasanya aku banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Ya, Ndu.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:18Iya, tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih, repot?
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat loh.
01:02:39Enggak, enggak usah.
01:02:39Enggak usah kamu sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Yan.
01:02:46Eh, aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:48Iya, iya.
01:02:49Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:04Ya udah.
01:03:07Istirahat aja.
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anakku berantem.
01:03:21Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:36langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya, Wes.
01:03:47Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:11Yo no better go.
01:04:13Oh
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:29Hai Dimas
01:04:31Hai Bu
01:04:37Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:43Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:51Mas, sehat
01:04:59Mas Mambang, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:03Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:07Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:09Belum
01:05:11Eh, tadi
01:05:13Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:15Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:23Kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu Mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:31Duh
01:05:33Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:51Ini loh Mas
01:05:52Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:55Alah
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:59Iya
01:06:01Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:03Rata
01:06:05Rata
01:06:07Mau duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo
01:06:15Ayo mah
01:06:17Ternyata
01:06:19Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Enggak eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei Ibu sekarang nih
01:07:16Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelas
01:07:24Anya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketahin dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang?
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu gue aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Mau nampik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue
01:07:41Mas
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Mas
01:07:48Dimas
01:07:49Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:51Let me explain it.
01:08:00When I knew that you were a fool for two times,
01:08:04I felt that I needed a story friend.
01:08:08And suddenly,
01:08:10Dimas was the person.
01:08:13And since that time,
01:08:15I often met Dimas with Dimas.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol,
01:08:22teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin di belakang aku,
01:08:28aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama Edi kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar, urus dengerin dulu.
01:08:43Dimas,
01:08:45nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:47Udah, yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi,
01:08:52aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:02Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya,
01:09:07kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:12Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:16Shh, shh, shh.
01:09:17Udah yang diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo,
01:09:33dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas,
01:09:46sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:49Lo denger.
01:09:50Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:52Sama.
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:57Ya, nih.
01:09:59Kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:01Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:18Tapi...
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai.
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:36Ya.
01:10:37Ya, nih.
01:10:39Ya, nih.
01:10:40Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:45Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:48Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:51Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:54Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:28Ya terus?
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:32Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:34Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei Bu!
01:11:47Ya udah, Janji kebelakangan lagi.
01:11:49Ibu makan dong.
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Janji lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Ya, sih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tuh mau kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:22Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah.
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat.
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:21Ayu.
01:13:22Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:30Aku.
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin aku.
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini.
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:37Anak prokon ibunya.
01:13:39Ibu saya.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:44Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:49Makanya ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Iya ibu.
01:13:55Iya ibu.
01:14:14Ibu.
01:14:15Ibu.
01:14:16Ibu.
01:14:17Hai.
01:14:18Aku masih dimana.
01:14:20Aku kembali.
01:14:21Aku baru datang.
01:14:22Aku baru datang.
01:14:23Bukan.
01:14:24Aku baru datang.
01:14:25We'll go to that plan.
01:14:55Hi, Zayang.
01:15:25You're the same, Zayang.
01:15:38After this, there's no more love for us.
01:15:55It's not true.
01:16:03It's not me, it's not me.
01:16:05It's not me, it's me.
01:16:07Dimas!
01:16:08Dimas, why are you talking about them?
01:16:11It's not a connection to me.
01:16:13You didn't know what you were talking about.
01:16:15You didn't know what you were talking about.
01:16:17You didn't know what you were talking about.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, if Mbak Ayu needs help,
01:16:23we can find you, Mbak.
01:16:25Ya?
01:16:29I don't need help, Mbak Tuan.
01:16:33You're with me, Kika.
01:16:35I don't need help.
01:16:37I don't need help.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:50Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54I...
01:16:55Ibu.
01:16:56Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu, Ibu, perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:13I don't know.
01:17:43I don't know.
01:17:45I'm all alone.
01:17:52I've never had a person.
01:17:59I've never had a person.
01:18:13I've never had a person.
01:18:15I've never had a person.
01:18:27Semua terjadi dengan tujuan.
01:18:35Kamu dan aku bukan kebetulan.
01:18:43Kamu dan aku adalah takdir.
01:18:47Kamu dan aku adalah satu.
01:19:01Aku cinta kamu, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:09Dan selamanya.
01:19:11Masih yang lebih baik.
01:19:13Dan selamanya.
01:19:15Jangan lupa.
01:19:17Jangan lupa.
01:19:19Jangan lupa.
01:19:21Jangan lupa.
01:19:23Jangan lupa.
01:19:25Jangan lupa.
01:19:27Jangan lupa.
01:19:29Noo
01:19:44Mas Bammam, Mas Nasudji
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:54Loh?
01:19:57Mas Bammam?
01:19:59Oh, my God, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.