Three Men on a Horse (1936)

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A meek salesman with an uncanny ability to pick horses is virtually kidnapped by a trio of gamblers.  Director: Mervyn LeRoy  Writer: Laird Doyle, John Cecil Holm, George Abbott  Stars: Frank McHugh, Joan Blondell, Guy Kibbee

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00:00Where's Irwin?

00:04I don't know. Nobody knows.

00:06Irwin's gone. Irwin's gone.

00:08So what?

00:10I want my Irwin.

00:18Calling all Irwin's. Calling all Irwin's. Calling all Irwin's.

00:22Listen, this is Irwin Trowbridge, number 62, Dobbins Drive.

00:32I wish to report a missing person.

00:35My husband. He didn't come home last night.

00:42I told you not to marry him, didn't I?

00:45Remember what I said to you? I said, don't marry him.

00:49Am I to locate Irwin? Yes, Mr. Carver.

00:52Call the police department. Yes, Mr. Carver.

00:54Call the lost and found. Yes, Mr. Carver.

00:56Call the hospital. Yes, Mr. Carver.

00:58And don't forget the psychopathic ward. Yes, I mean no, Mr. Carver.

01:04My soul was sad as darkest night.

01:08But now the world seems fair and bright.

01:11Because you came so true and fine.

01:14Oh, stay and be my valentine.

01:19We had a long talk earlier tonight.

01:31And I'm convinced the guy's a genius.

01:34They look screwy to me.

01:36Get under a cold shower so you'll be in shape to pick the horses today.

01:52Horses?

01:53You go and get straightened out.

01:54Meanwhile, I count the money I owe you.

01:55Money?

01:56A hundred and twelve dollars, I think it is.

01:57Do you mean to say I made a hundred and twelve dollars just picking the horses?

02:01That's right.

02:02Well, that's fine.

02:03And if I pick them today, I might make that much again.

02:05Then you mean you'll pick them?

02:06Yes.

02:07I'd like to.

02:08Very much.

02:09I'll just go in here and change them clothes.

02:10No, not at all.

02:11Hey, hey!

02:12You're in there.

02:13That's in the hall!

02:14Wait a minute, wait a minute.

02:15Wait a minute, wait a minute.

02:16Is that so?

02:17Well, how about these women?

02:18Yes, sir, what are they to you?

02:19What're they to you?

02:20What's the money?

02:21What's the money?

02:22What's the money I owe you?

02:23What's the money I owe you?

02:24You mean you'll pick them?

02:25Yes.

02:26I'd like to.

02:27Very much.

02:28I'll just go in here and change my clothes.

02:30No!

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