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A meek salesman with an uncanny ability to pick horses is virtually kidnapped by a trio of gamblers.

Director: Mervyn LeRoy

Writer: Laird Doyle, John Cecil Holm, George Abbott

Stars: Frank McHugh, Joan Blondell, Guy Kibbee
Transcript
00:00Where's Irwin?
00:04I don't know. Nobody knows.
00:06Irwin's gone. Irwin's gone.
00:08So what?
00:10I want my Irwin.
00:18Calling all Irwin's. Calling all Irwin's. Calling all Irwin's.
00:22Listen, this is Irwin Trowbridge, number 62, Dobbins Drive.
00:32I wish to report a missing person.
00:35My husband. He didn't come home last night.
00:42I told you not to marry him, didn't I?
00:45Remember what I said to you? I said, don't marry him.
00:49Am I to locate Irwin? Yes, Mr. Carver.
00:52Call the police department. Yes, Mr. Carver.
00:54Call the lost and found. Yes, Mr. Carver.
00:56Call the hospital. Yes, Mr. Carver.
00:58And don't forget the psychopathic ward. Yes, I mean no, Mr. Carver.
01:04My soul was sad as darkest night.
01:08But now the world seems fair and bright.
01:11Because you came so true and fine.
01:14Oh, stay and be my valentine.
01:19We had a long talk earlier tonight.
01:31And I'm convinced the guy's a genius.
01:34They look screwy to me.
01:36Get under a cold shower so you'll be in shape to pick the horses today.
01:52Horses?
01:53You go and get straightened out.
01:54Meanwhile, I count the money I owe you.
01:55Money?
01:56A hundred and twelve dollars, I think it is.
01:57Do you mean to say I made a hundred and twelve dollars just picking the horses?
02:01That's right.
02:02Well, that's fine.
02:03And if I pick them today, I might make that much again.
02:05Then you mean you'll pick them?
02:06Yes.
02:07I'd like to.
02:08Very much.
02:09I'll just go in here and change them clothes.
02:10No, not at all.
02:11Hey, hey!
02:12You're in there.
02:13That's in the hall!
02:14Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:15Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:16Is that so?
02:17Well, how about these women?
02:18Yes, sir, what are they to you?
02:19What're they to you?
02:20What's the money?
02:21What's the money?
02:22What's the money I owe you?
02:23What's the money I owe you?
02:24You mean you'll pick them?
02:25Yes.
02:26I'd like to.
02:27Very much.
02:28I'll just go in here and change my clothes.
02:30No!
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02:54I have women!
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