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'Wednesday' stars Jenna Oretga, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Luis Guzman, Emma Myers, Georgie Farmer, Joy Sunday and Fred Armisen test who knows one another best in this episode of Vanity Fair Game Show. Who was Jenna's childhood crush? Which of her husband's films does Catherine love the most? What is Emma's weirdest on-set habit?

Director: Madison Coffey
Editor: Cory Stevens; Matthew Colby
Talent: Jenna Ortega, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Luis Guzman, Emma Myers, Georgie Farmer, Joy Sunday, Fred Armisen
Producer: Adam Lance Garcia
Line Producer: Natasha Soto-Albors
Production Manager: Andressa Pelachi
Associate Production Manager: Elizabeth Hymes
Talent Booker: Mica Medoff
Camera Operator: Chloe Ramos, Lucas Young
Gaffer: David Djaco
Grip: Duell Davis
Audio Engineer: Z Jadwick, Tony Charles
Production Assistant: Ashley Vidal, Quinton Johnson, Erica Palmieri
Post Production Supervisor: Christian Olguin
Supervising Editor: Eduardo Araujo; Erica DeLeo
Assistant Editor: Billy Ward
Transcript
00:00I did say the game, David Fincher.
00:02That's what I was going to say!
00:04You win!
00:05Okay.
00:06I'm going to give you that because I love you.
00:08Come back on the chair.
00:09No, please go back to the footage and watch me struggle to figure out what the f*** that movie is called.
00:18Hi, I'm Weird Al for Wednesday.
00:20And we're going to see how well we know each other only for Vanity Fair.
00:24And I'm going to start.
00:26What is my favorite song from the movie Chicago?
00:29Probably so, Block Tango.
00:31I was going to say so, Block Tango.
00:34Which one's the title that way?
00:36I mean, that's just my favorite number.
00:38Don't mean to say anything that's where?
00:41That's the wrong musical.
00:42On saying that, half the world thinks I did Cabaret, but it's okay.
00:45I'm talking about Chicago.
00:47Chicago.
00:48And time's up in ten seconds.
00:50Chicago.
00:51Louis, you've never seen the movie, have you?
00:54It's okay, you can tell.
00:55I've seen, I've seen...
00:56Some of it, you've seen the trailer, that's good enough.
00:58Yeah.
00:59What about you, Jen?
01:00Well, I say so, Block Tango.
01:01All that jazz.
01:02Okay, what about you, Van?
01:03What's that one John C. O'Reilly sings Mr...
01:05Cellophane.
01:06Mr. Cellophane.
01:07Yeah.
01:08I was going to say so, Block Tango.
01:09I mean, that's my favorite.
01:10I was also going to say so, Block Tango.
01:11Okay, and you're all wrong.
01:13Because, Velma Kelly has to sing, All That Jazz.
01:16All That Jazz.
01:17All That Jazz.
01:18And it was one of my, it was my favorite.
01:20I don't feel so bad.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Joy did say I Get Here and All That Jazz.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Joy wins.
01:26Joy wins.
01:27Did you?
01:28I'm sorry, Joy.
01:29Well, it was my second answer, so it's okay.
01:30It's good enough.
01:31Okay.
01:32All that's right.
01:33What are your favorite characters I've played?
01:34Whose costumes, characters, did you love the most?
01:37I'm going to have to say Zorro.
01:40Oh, really?
01:41The beautiful costume you wore there.
01:43I'm just going to say Morticia.
01:44I was going to say the same.
01:45I got to say.
01:46Okay, I think we've got a few winners here.
01:48Morticia, win.
01:49Say it.
01:50Yes.
01:51Yeah.
01:52What is my favorite film of my husband?
01:56Oh, man.
01:57I think Fatal Attraction.
01:58This is going to be hard.
01:59I was going to say Fatal Attraction, too, Fred.
02:01I'm going to have to say Traffic.
02:03Okay.
02:04Traffic.
02:05I'm going to say Traffic.
02:06We were all in.
02:07Yeah, you were there as well.
02:09Fatal Attraction.
02:10Okay.
02:11Fatal Attraction.
02:12I'm going to say Traffic.
02:14Split the vote.
02:15I should have said Traffic because we were in that together.
02:17I was the only one.
02:18But I did say The Game, David Fincher.
02:20That's what I was going to say.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22You win.
02:23Okay.
02:24No, I'm going to give you that.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:26Okay.
02:27I'm going to give you that because I love you.
02:28Come back on the chair.
02:29You know, please go back to the footage and watch me struggle to figure out what the
02:33that movie is called.
02:34Sorry, that was very dramatic, but you can see my struggle for a really long time.
02:40I'll take half a point.
02:41Half a point.
02:42All right.
02:43If I came with a warning label, what would it be?
02:46You wouldn't.
02:47I don't think this, but I think you would say stubbornness.
02:50I would say beware baggy jeans.
02:54I would say keep your voice down.
02:56I'd go to bed at seven.
02:58I would have to say Tranquila.
03:00Still waters run deep.
03:01I said Wonders Off.
03:03Okay.
03:04Sorry.
03:05That's okay.
03:06Jesus Christ.
03:07I'm sorry.
03:08What's my favorite thing to do when I'm bored?
03:10I don't know that half of you would notice.
03:12Wonders Off?
03:13No.
03:14Go to techno rave party.
03:16No, you like to do puzzles and paint, you know.
03:20A tea house.
03:21Find a good tea house.
03:22Yeah, a tea house.
03:23Oh, safe rooms.
03:24Safe rooms.
03:25Every day off, you would always go to the tea place in Dublin.
03:28You're so right.
03:29That's actually, I mean, read, tea, games.
03:32I'll accept all of those.
03:33Isn't it good?
03:34If I could have any other career, what would it be?
03:36Animal conservation.
03:37Another career.
03:38Animal conservation.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Work with cheetahs.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Animal conservation is right.
03:43Yeah.
03:44I'm going to say that too.
03:45What?
03:46I'm going to say customs agent.
03:47Just to kind of change it up a little bit.
03:48To change it up.
03:49Yeah, disturb the peace.
03:50Surprisingly, Fred is right.
03:51No.
03:52Yeah, animals.
03:53Anything with animals.
03:54I'd probably either work on a sanctuary or I'd be one of those guys that you see on
04:00like National Geographic who's like narrating and there's a penguin next to him and he's
04:04like giving you penguin facts.
04:05Yeah.
04:06What's my weirdest on-site habit?
04:07What's your weirdest on-site habit?
04:08My weirdest on-site habit.
04:09Wandering off.
04:10Wandering off.
04:11Wandering.
04:12Maybe lying on the floor.
04:13I'd say scratching yourself.
04:14I'd say scratching yourself.
04:15I do actually.
04:17Why are you trying to-
04:18Why are you trying to-
04:19I don't know why.
04:20Because I don't know what my habit is.
04:22I'd say scratching yourself.
04:24I've been observing her all morning.
04:27She does this a lot.
04:28That's crazy.
04:29That's crazy.
04:30I don't think you have a weird on-site habit.
04:32No.
04:33Read in between takes and are professional and nice.
04:35I do lie on the floor.
04:36Georgie's right.
04:37I put scratch and floor.
04:39To be fair.
04:40Yeah.
04:41My girl.
04:42Alright.
04:44If I could live anywhere for the rest of my life, where would I live?
04:46I think I know.
04:47New Zealand?
04:48New Zealand.
04:49Yeah, I'm gonna say New Zealand.
04:50I'm gonna say England.
04:51I've never said this publicly.
04:53I think it's too early to call.
04:55There's gonna be so many wonders and places you're gonna see on your journey.
04:59I think it's way too early to call.
05:00Yeah, you know what?
05:01I'm gonna say you haven't found that place yet.
05:03I'll say Idaho.
05:04France.
05:06I'm just saying that because we just went on that stop and every time I'm back in France,
05:10whether it be the countryside or whether it be a big city like Paris, I think.
05:13France is beautiful.
05:14I could do this.
05:15Who was my childhood crush?
05:17I think you've said this before.
05:20Oh no, no, oh.
05:21I'm gonna say it was Tommy Lee Jones.
05:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:27I'm gonna say Albert Einstein.
05:30I'm trying to think of some sort of like rocker.
05:32Maybe someone from The Strokes or something.
05:34No, like more grit, I think.
05:38Oh, you think harder than that.
05:40What's the band on the album cover?
05:41Just say it.
05:42Just say someone.
05:43Oh, Velvet Underground?
05:44Yeah.
05:45You're saying Lou Reed.
05:46I have only said Obama publicly because I thought I was gonna be the first female president,
05:51but it was more so I think I wanted his job than a crush.
05:54I never have an answer to that question when they asked me an interview.
05:57So I was like, who's I obsessed with?
05:59I was obsessed with Obama.
06:00Who's a safe one?
06:01Yeah.
06:02If I opened up a store, what would I sell?
06:03Oh, wow.
06:04Ooh.
06:05Records.
06:06I'm gonna say pet supplies.
06:07I feel like you'd have a really funky antique store with like different things in it.
06:12Cassette tapes.
06:13I was gonna say mixtapes.
06:14I was gonna say antiques.
06:15Yeah.
06:17Well done.
06:18What's my favorite Catherine Zeta-Jones movie?
06:21Hmm.
06:22What is it, Mama?
06:24Um, I don't know.
06:25There's a few bad ones in there too.
06:27Pick a goodie.
06:28I think it would be traffic.
06:30I would say Chicago.
06:31I'll say Chicago.
06:32I love Chicago, so I'll say Chicago.
06:34I think traffic.
06:35I'd put two because obviously Chicago is a classic, but also Ocean's 12.
06:40No one ever counts that, but like if I'm on a plane or something, that's what I'm doing.
06:44I want to see Don Cheadle with a British accent.
06:46I want to see Vincent Cassell.
06:48I love that.
06:50That's the choice.
06:51Okay.
06:52Which of our co-stars have I worked with before and what was the project?
06:57Well, it was traffic and it was Catherine Zeta-Jones, so.
06:59Oh yeah.
07:00What's oh yeah?
07:02Yeah, no, I just remember seeing that scene.
07:04Oh traffic.
07:05Yeah.
07:06I'll take the point.
07:07Traffic.
07:08Okay.
07:09I think traffic.
07:10I don't even have to write it down.
07:13What nine to five job did I have while pursuing acting?
07:18Social worker.
07:19Social worker.
07:20Okay.
07:21Working nine to five.
07:22I'm not writing it down.
07:24They got it.
07:25Jesus Christ.
07:26I'm trying to save ink for the world.
07:28What video game series is my voice featured in?
07:31Oh gosh.
07:32Is it Grand Theft Auto?
07:33Is it Grand Theft Auto?
07:34Is it Grand Theft Auto?
07:35Is it really?
07:36We might as well add what kind of cookies I like.
07:37Which one is?
07:38No, I didn't know that.
07:39Yes, yes.
07:40Which one?
07:41Which one?
07:42The Miami Vice.
07:43Miami Vice?
07:44Yes.
07:45How many projects have I worked on in my whole career?
07:49Closest.
07:50Closest number.
07:51Closest number.
07:52I'm terrible with this.
07:5390.
07:5490?
07:55I'm going to go 68.
07:5768?
07:5854.
07:5954?
08:0052.
08:01You said 90?
08:0252?
08:03I don't know why.
08:04You're over 100.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Okay.
08:07I'm going to say 103.
08:10Okay.
08:11Who knows the number?
08:13Come on, man.
08:14Let's go.
08:15I think it's been like maybe 150.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Oh my gosh.
08:21I didn't know that.
08:22Over 170 apparently.
08:23What?
08:24Okay.
08:25So who got the closest?
08:26You just learned something too.
08:27Joy.
08:28Can we just have a round of applause?
08:30Yes.
08:33Okay.
08:34What reality show do I think I can win?
08:36Naked and Afraid.
08:37Traitors.
08:38Love is Blind.
08:40Amazing race.
08:41Is that reality?
08:42I'd say Survivor.
08:43I'd say Survivor.
08:44I'd like to be-
08:45I think you could say The Amazing Race.
08:46Yeah, that's a good one.
08:47The Amazing Race, that's a good one.
08:48I don't know.
08:49She sounds like she's learning something too.
08:50I'm saying Survivor.
08:51I'm going to join you, Jenna, because I'd be happy to be on a desert island with you.
08:55I think you'd figure out what to do.
08:57Yeah.
08:58So it's actually a show called Legends of the Hidden Temple, which was like a 90s kids Nickelodeon game show.
09:07I feel like Amazing Race is close enough.
09:11Okay.
09:12What other Netflix series did I appear in?
09:15Dear White People.
09:16I'm with Jenna.
09:17Yes, that's right.
09:18Yeah, I said that too quick, didn't I?
09:19That's my point.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Wait, we all get a point, right?
09:23No, Jenna said-
09:24No, I think Jenna just-
09:25But I agreed with Jenna.
09:28Whose advice do I trust the most in our cast?
09:31Hunters.
09:32Katherine.
09:33Yeah, I'd say Katherine.
09:34I'm going to say this puppy right here.
09:36Katherine's good.
09:37I'm going to say me.
09:38Austin.
09:39Oh.
09:40Tim.
09:41But Tim doesn't give advice.
09:42Tim doesn't give words of wisdom.
09:43I'm going to be so upset if she says, put my name down.
09:45I'm going to walk out of this room and read his name down yet.
09:47Truthfully, it is Louie.
09:48But that's because he's always been just such an amazing figure.
09:49However, I would take any and all advice from Katherine.
09:50I was just going to say, I don't know where I stand with that.
09:51I don't know where I stand.
09:52Yeah, Louie's always been in my corner, so I'd have to say Louie.
09:54Go Georgie.
09:55Go Georgie.
09:56Who is my celebrity doppelganger.
09:57Well I know the answer you want.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Austin Butler.
10:00Austin Butler.
10:01He's a video by Steven.
10:02Yeah.
10:03I'd say Emilio.
10:04And Emilio.
10:05I'd say Emilio.
10:06Yeah, I'd say Emilio.
10:07I'd say Emilio.
10:08I'd say Emilio.
10:09I'd say Emilio.
10:10I'm going to say Emilio.
10:11The best.
10:12That's because he's always been just such an amazing figure.
10:14However, I would take any and all advice from Katherine.
10:16I was going to say I don't know why I stand with that.
10:19I don't know why I stand with that.
10:22I don't know why I stand with that.
10:23Very well, yeah.
10:24He's always been in my corner.
10:25I've never got that I guess the only thing I get is like maybe Timothee Chalamet I don't know but I don't want to compare myself that was like that's a bold comparison
10:36Have you been compared to Timothee Chalamet?
10:39No like not like not like in acting
10:41Who have you been compared to?
10:43Not in acting at all but like
10:45Who have you been compared to visually?
10:47People might say sometimes like oh you look a bit like Timothee Chalamet maybe
10:50Austin Butler has blonde hair
10:57And blue eyes
10:59He has blonde hair
11:01Doesn't he?
11:03What do I miss most about filming in Romania?
11:06Pizza Mania
11:08Pizza Mania
11:10The racing
11:12Go karts
11:14VMAX
11:15No I would say Pizza Mania
11:17Never even heard of Pizza Mania
11:19It's like the go-to pizza spot
11:22What is a movie I love to re-watch?
11:25Oh I know this
11:26Oh it's probably going to be like a James Dean movie or something like Rebel Without a Cause
11:31East of Eden
11:32No
11:33It's a River Phoenix movie
11:34No no no I should have
11:36I should have
11:37Now I'm thinking about it I should have put one of those movies
11:39Like Wolffellas?
11:40Which one is?
11:41No
11:42It's like a comedy
11:43Like late night comedy kind of movie
11:44Like Step Brothers
11:46Uh
11:47Oh man
11:48I know
11:49Oh you just said this today
11:50What the fuck?
11:51You're fresh
11:52Okay
11:53Which SNL cast mate and I agreed to leave the show together in 2013?
11:59Bill Hader
12:00Oh man I know
12:01Was it not Bill?
12:02Was it was it
12:03Was it Adams?
12:04Seth Meyers?
12:05Jenna got it
12:06Oh
12:07Bill Hader
12:08Bill Hader
12:09What was the name of my first band?
12:11Wow that's a tricky one
12:12I knew you were in a band but I don't think you've ever
12:14You were the drummer
12:15I was the drummer
12:16Right
12:17You've ever disclosed
12:18I want to say far and beyond
12:19Can you give us a clue?
12:20Ready Freddy
12:21Okay I want a clue
12:22Yeah give us a clue
12:23This is my high school band
12:24Picture like 1984 there was like a lot of like paranoia about Russia
12:28It's a three letter word
12:30Yeah
12:31Comparable to like let's say the CIA
12:32KGB
12:33KGB
12:34KGB
12:35KGB
12:36KGB
12:37KGB
12:38KGB is kind of crazy
12:40That's a wild name
12:41That's crazy
12:42Who in our cast do I think can do the best impression of me?
12:46I would say Ricky
12:47Maybe Jenna can do an impression
12:49I would say maybe like Steve because Steve's
12:51Oh Steve's
12:52Yeah
12:53I think Jenna probably could
12:55Go ahead Jenna
12:56I'm not gonna put her on the spot
12:57Let's see Jenna let's see
12:58I just do your Johnny Rotten
13:00She works every day of the week
13:02even Saturday
13:04That's pretty good
13:05Hang on
13:07I'm not saying that
13:08Yeah
13:09Yeah
13:10Yeah
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  • FF gaming6 weeks ago
    I love Emma
  • Dolly6 weeks ago
    I said timothee chalamet lol
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