00:00But next, yeah, how about this, an extreme cat fight.
00:04ECW original Francine takes on Ariel, that's next, live.
00:22And exploding onto your screen right now are a couple of freaks,
00:25Kevin Thorne and Ariel.
00:26The following contest is an extreme cat fight scheduled for one fall.
00:33Introducing first.
00:34Bigot coming into the ring by Kevin Thorne.
00:37Next is Ariel.
00:40Now, this is gonna be something to see.
00:42Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
00:44Look at that.
00:45Like a bat, like a freaky upside-down bat chick.
00:50That's what that's called.
00:51Pretty accurate description.
00:53Kind of, yeah.
00:54Yeah, I guess so.
00:55I'll kind of point out the obvious, but I don't know what else to call it.
00:57She got a Discovery Channel with that.
01:03And here's Tom Darrell's opponent.
01:05Take a look at ECW original Francine, who in the original ECW broke her nose, broke her ribs, cracked her pelvis, and never missed one day of work.
01:20Well, there's no doubt that Francine is triple tough.
01:27I'm telling you.
01:28Also extremely pot-the-punch sexy.
01:32Where's the rest of Francine's outfit?
01:35I don't know.
01:36It's missing a piece.
01:37Well, well, well.
01:38Look who it is, Francine.
01:42I read your tarot cards before walking out here, and your future says you'll be fat, ugly, pregnant, and dreaming of being with someone as masculine as Kevin Thorne, which you'll never be.
02:04Oh, Francine turned up!
02:06Here we go, cat fight!
02:07Cat fight!
02:08Cat fight!
02:09I hate when you do that.
02:10I really do.
02:11But anyway, if a cat fight broke out, and after this match is an extreme cat fight.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Francine and Ariel.
02:17Wait a minute.
02:18Look at this.
02:19Wait a minute.
02:20Just got disroved.
02:21Perhaps a preview of extreme strip poker.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Oof.
02:26What a knee.
02:27Oh, it's kind of like a snapmare flying on your face than chest area.
02:34Nowhere for Ariel to go.
02:36Francine just not letting up, and in comes Kevin Thorne.
02:38Hopefully we'll have a wardrobe malfunction here.
02:40But wait a minute.
02:41Kevin Thorne.
02:42Hold on now.
02:43Wait.
02:44Francine wide open for Ariel now, thanks to Kevin Thorne.
02:47Yeah, and I don't really, uh, I don't understand.
02:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little balls, Mahoney!
02:52Little balls!
02:57Well, I think that one went over the fence, folks.
02:59Kevin Thorne just got brained by Captain Caveman, the Neanderthal balls, Mahoney!
03:09Ariel's gonna have like an aneurysm out there.
03:12How would we know?
03:13Well, don't forget, the Big Show will be challenged by ECW Original and Sandman at our main event tonight.
03:22Take a look at the Sandman and how he swings that Singapore.
03:26Hey, I'm not doing you yet, get it!
