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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:12Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:24Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really? A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night you won't forget,
00:00:39and your death will be settled. I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:45Stop it! What are you doing? Stop! Mom? Mom? Okay, fine. Fine, I'll do it.
00:00:59Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:03Mom, are you okay?
00:01:07Tonight, 9 p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:13You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:17You don't even think about backing out.
00:01:20Or you and your mama.
00:01:23Fuck love.
00:01:24And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens,
00:01:38we're coming for you.
00:01:40We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut.
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:54It's really good.
00:02:19It's good.
00:02:19That big shot coming through?
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You.
00:02:48Go around back.
00:02:49Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:03:05The White House isn't safe.
00:03:06Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service.
00:03:31Let me fuck you.
00:03:39I'm just gonna fuck.
00:03:41Get out.
00:03:42Do you feel it?
00:03:47It's a new drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:51And a true serum.
00:03:54You won't be able to resist.
00:03:55I can try.
00:03:58I can try.
00:03:58I can try.
00:03:58I can try.
00:03:59I can try.
00:04:05It's a new drug.
00:04:20It's a new drug.
00:04:25You don't even think about backing out, what are you and your mama done for?
00:04:37Where is he?
00:04:42Who's there?
00:04:48I'm so sorry, I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:55Are you okay?
00:05:01Please, don't go.
00:05:05Help me.
00:05:25Don't go.
00:05:29Who is he?
00:05:33Don't go.
00:05:34Who is he?
00:05:35Where the hell are you?
00:05:37Who?
00:05:38I'm on my way.
00:05:39Hi!
00:05:40Welcome to Just For Chicken.
00:05:41I'm on my way.
00:05:42Here's our menu, what can I get for you today?
00:05:43How's he cute?
00:05:44I'm on my way.
00:05:45Where is he?
00:05:48Help me.
00:05:51I'm on my way.
00:05:52Who is he?
00:05:53Who is he?
00:05:54Who is he?
00:05:55Uh, I'm on my way.
00:06:07Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken.
00:06:09Here is our menu.
00:06:10What can I get for you today?
00:06:18Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:20We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:23We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:25Go.
00:06:30Sir, are you okay?
00:06:31Are you hit?
00:06:31I'm fine.
00:06:31I'm fine.
00:06:32Go, go, go.
00:06:33Stay down.
00:06:33Head down.
00:06:34Head down.
00:06:40Stop.
00:06:41Stop here.
00:06:41Go, go, go, go.
00:06:42Out, out, out.
00:06:43Quick, get out.
00:06:45Sir, behind the car.
00:06:46Behind the car.
00:06:46What the...
00:06:59What happened?
00:07:07Why is he here?
00:07:13Oh my God, are you okay?
00:07:14Okay.
00:07:14Oh my God, you really need to go to the hospital.
00:07:42Like, right now.
00:07:43If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic.
00:07:45I can't.
00:07:46Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50Are you pretty good at that?
00:08:05I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:08:08It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:10So, your name's Claire?
00:08:15Huh?
00:08:16I want to know your name.
00:08:18Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:22Claire.
00:08:24And William.
00:08:28It's nice to meet you.
00:08:29These Russian mercenaries, nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:44If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:49Yes, sir.
00:08:49One more thing.
00:08:53The girl.
00:08:55The one who saved me.
00:08:57Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:59Sir, you've never been interested in any woman and your arm.
00:09:03I mean...
00:09:03Mike, just bring her to me.
00:09:10Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:11Dave, have a seat.
00:09:18I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:23Twice.
00:09:27If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:37Will you marry me?
00:09:41Marry you?
00:09:48Marry you?
00:09:50If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:54Yeah, I mean...
00:09:55I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:58And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:59Would you...
00:10:01Please do me this favor.
00:10:04You don't...
00:10:05know who I am?
00:10:06Should I?
00:10:09She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:11Has anyone ever told you to look like the president?
00:10:24Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:26No.
00:10:27Uh...
00:10:28Yeah, they're wrong.
00:10:28I'm just...
00:10:30His double.
00:10:32Uh...
00:10:32His...
00:10:33His double?
00:10:33Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:35Oh, so...
00:10:37Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:41Exactly.
00:10:45Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:48I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:49Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:56You okay with that?
00:10:57I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:08Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:11Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:14I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:16I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:18Make yourself at home.
00:11:19All right.
00:11:20Well, um...
00:11:23I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:25Uh...
00:11:26Thanks.
00:11:30I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my...
00:11:34wife.
00:11:36I need to keep her safe.
00:11:41But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:46You can turn this thing on.
00:11:47You okay in there?
00:11:57You okay in there?
00:11:58Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:00You sure?
00:12:04Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:06Um, actually...
00:12:08I twisted my equal.
00:12:10And I'm, um...
00:12:11I'm naked.
00:12:12Oh.
00:12:13Oh, no.
00:12:15Um, I'll...
00:12:16I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:23Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:28Um...
00:12:29I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:30I'll cover my eyes, too.
00:12:33Um, uh...
00:12:35I'll be right back.
00:13:05Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:17My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:23Uh, what is that?
00:13:26I'm sorry.
00:13:27It's just your shoulder.
00:13:28It's burnt.
00:13:33Uh, you know what?
00:13:34Actually, I can, I can do that.
00:13:37Thanks.
00:13:38Get some rest.
00:13:40Yeah, good night.
00:13:42Good night.
00:13:42You imbecile!
00:13:52That woman, she left me sitting there, all night, alone.
00:13:59That's your fault.
00:14:00I should kill you.
00:14:02I'm serious, sir.
00:14:03Please calm down.
00:14:05I can explain.
00:14:06Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:08Where?
00:14:09Don't worry, sir.
00:14:11I'll get here for you.
00:14:13For the life.
00:14:14The beard.
00:14:20He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:22what are you
00:14:31oh dear
00:14:34I went to the hotel
00:14:36in that dress what more do you want
00:14:39this is about much more than money
00:14:41you pissed off some careful people
00:14:43did I not tell you this would happen
00:14:44I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband
00:14:47so let me
00:14:49go or he's gonna come after you
00:14:51sure has few people in the world
00:14:54could save me from this mess
00:14:55get my helicopter ready to play the SWAT team
00:15:06now
00:15:07Ivanov if you harm
00:15:15I won't let a single one of you out of life
00:15:21where's the SWAT team
00:15:27SWAT team's five out
00:15:29looks like I'll have to handle this myself
00:15:33what
00:15:34everyone down there alone sir
00:15:36alright boys
00:15:43before the boss has a slice
00:15:45how about we get a taste
00:15:46stay away from me
00:15:49poor girl
00:15:51no one will find you here
00:15:53and you can forget
00:15:57about your husband
00:15:58saving you
00:15:59I've got just the thing for you
00:16:04and you can consider this
00:16:16a wedding gift
00:16:17no
00:16:20stop
00:16:21please let me go
00:16:22follow me
00:16:24no
00:16:25no
00:16:26please
00:16:26please
00:16:27you're so dead
00:16:45I'm sorry I'm late
00:16:51they actually came after me
00:16:53of course I came
00:16:53my husband
00:16:55boss
00:16:59isn't that
00:17:01the president
00:17:01the president wouldn't be with a girl like her
00:17:04you just made the biggest mistake of your life
00:17:07she messed with the big shot first
00:17:09the CEO of the Ivanov group
00:17:11you don't want to know
00:17:12how careful he is
00:17:14you mean this clown
00:17:16who do you think gave me your location
00:17:25you idiot
00:17:26you didn't check her background
00:17:29we're all gonna die here today
00:17:31that's it
00:17:31that's it
00:17:32that's it
00:17:33ZAKNICE
00:17:35I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while
00:17:38didn't think you'd deliver yourselves
00:17:40shoot him
00:17:42I'm sorry
00:18:00we didn't know she was your wife
00:18:01taste of your own medicine
00:18:05oh fuck no
00:18:06Jesus
00:18:06right
00:18:07you can't do this
00:18:10who are you
00:18:11no
00:18:12no
00:18:12please
00:18:14don't do this
00:18:15no
00:18:15no
00:18:15no
00:18:16no
00:18:17no
00:18:18no
00:18:18no
00:18:19no
00:18:20no
00:18:21no
00:18:23no
00:18:25no
00:18:27don't look back
00:18:28no
00:18:29no
00:18:31set your eyes on me
00:18:35see that scare you
00:18:50sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work
00:18:54thank you
00:19:01Let's go home.
00:19:11Right, sir.
00:19:12The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:14Politicians, foreign ambassadors,
00:19:16suburb's elect will all be in attendance.
00:19:18Thank you, Mike.
00:19:19And don't forget, sir, you made up plus one.
00:19:23Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:30Come in.
00:19:31Mr. President,
00:19:36here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:41Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:19:43I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:46Is there anything else?
00:19:48Well, Mr. President,
00:19:50if you don't mind,
00:19:52I can be your date for the party.
00:19:55That's very nice of you,
00:19:57but I already have someone in mind.
00:19:59Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:05I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:11How's that possible?
00:20:13The president has always been single.
00:20:15Hey,
00:20:19can you find something out for me?
00:20:25Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:28Let's book her for the party.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:30Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:50Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:51Where?
00:20:52The White House banquet.
00:20:53Oh, the White House.
00:20:55Yeah, too bad.
00:20:56I heard it's her last show.
00:20:57Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:02My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:06He didn't get an invite.
00:21:08You think you're getting in?
00:21:09No, I was just saying.
00:21:10With all that grease on you,
00:21:12the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:18Here's your chicken.
00:21:19Who's that?
00:21:24Miss Jones?
00:21:26Yes.
00:21:27Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:29No, I'm okay.
00:21:30Thank you, though.
00:21:31I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:33I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:41Me?
00:21:43Yes.
00:21:43You.
00:21:44Here.
00:21:45Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:49Okay?
00:21:50Uh-huh.
00:21:50I'm going.
00:21:54What is going on?
00:21:56Huh.
00:22:19Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:24Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:27Huh?
00:22:27The president likes to avoid social events,
00:22:30so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:38And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:41But this is, like, a White House event,
00:22:44and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:46I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:48You're going.
00:22:53You're going.
00:22:55You're my wife.
00:22:57I want you there.
00:23:01Don't worry.
00:23:03I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:04I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:15We're booked solid.
00:23:17Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:19Yes, yes.
00:23:20We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:25What?
00:23:27See?
00:23:28First lady.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm so sorry.
00:23:33This is such an honor.
00:23:33I'm so sorry.
00:23:40Hi.
00:23:41Um,
00:23:42I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:50Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:57Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:24:00But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:02Who cares about that?
00:24:03We're getting ready to serve the first lady,
00:24:06Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:10Come on.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:13Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:14Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:24This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:26We only serve important people here.
00:24:29Get out.
00:24:30Don't waste my time.
00:24:31I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:35I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:37I'll embarrass William.
00:24:38I'll embarrass William.
00:24:40I'll embarrass William.
00:24:40Oh, my God.
00:24:43You must be Claire.
00:24:44You must be Claire.
00:24:45Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:24:48Uh, fashion icon M.
00:24:49Duh.
00:24:50He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:53He only works with celebs.
00:24:56Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:25:00Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:02This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:06Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:07My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:10How is that even possible?
00:25:21Ow!
00:25:21You idiot!
00:25:22I am so sorry.
00:25:27No.
00:25:33We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:36Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:37Thank your husband.
00:25:39He's the one who called us.
00:25:40Oh, William.
00:25:45Hi.
00:25:46Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:50I mean, MC is really, really expensive, and you work so hard for your money that I don't
00:25:53want to.
00:25:54Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:56Your husband is...
00:25:57I want a raffle.
00:25:59At work.
00:26:00This is all free.
00:26:02Yes.
00:26:04Yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:26:07I forgot.
00:26:08What?
00:26:12This...
00:26:13This is perfect.
00:26:17But you will need a necklace.
00:26:19I don't...
00:26:20I don't have a necklace.
00:26:21Maybe it'll look great with that one.
00:26:24How about this?
00:26:28How about this?
00:26:29Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:43We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:46One is in our national museum.
00:26:49The other, we give to our queen.
00:26:52And this one, we give to you.
00:26:59It's gorgeous.
00:27:00Wait.
00:27:02William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:05We can't afford this.
00:27:07It's fake.
00:27:09Don't worry.
00:27:09Hello?
00:27:20Miss Clare, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:24Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:28What?
00:27:28Hey.
00:27:42Hey.
00:27:43What's wrong?
00:27:44No, I'm fine.
00:27:49What happened?
00:27:51You're upset.
00:27:52William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:02Can you tell me why?
00:28:04Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:10And the doctor said that she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:16And I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:23I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:26I just really can't.
00:28:26I was not angry.
00:28:29I'm upset.
00:28:30Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:32And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:37Did you forget we're married?
00:28:39I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:42You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:45I will get this sorted.
00:28:48Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:52I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:56No money's no object.
00:29:06Why didn't you tell Ms. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:09I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:10Mrs. Jones?
00:29:19No way.
00:29:25Am I dreaming?
00:29:27Oh my God.
00:29:29Are you the president?
00:29:33Is that really the president?
00:29:34Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:36Who's he visiting?
00:29:39Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:42Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:47Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:54I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:57Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:03Mr. President!
00:30:04Ms. Jones.
00:30:06I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:10I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:13The president?
00:30:15You married President Walton?
00:30:17No, he's not actually.
00:30:19Yes, ma'am.
00:30:21I'm the president.
00:30:22That's wonderful.
00:30:34Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:40It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:42Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:44And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:48Mm-hmm.
00:30:48Oh, my God.
00:30:53Are you President Walton?
00:30:57You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:31:01How come you didn't?
00:31:02Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:08Or him.
00:31:12These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:17Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:30Hey, William.
00:31:31You won't believe what happened.
00:31:32Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:36I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:38Wait, listen.
00:31:39Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:41You're a lifesaver.
00:31:42You saved our lives.
00:31:43Really?
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:45I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:46He's all right.
00:31:52All right.
00:31:52Well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:54I'll see you then.
00:31:57I have another meeting.
00:31:59Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:32:01Yes, sir.
00:32:02Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:10Oh, no problem.
00:32:11Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:13I promise.
00:32:17Whoa.
00:32:18Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:21Ms. Jones, hi.
00:32:23Could you please come with us?
00:32:24We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:27That's so nice.
00:32:32What?
00:32:33Oh, my God.
00:32:35Oh, my God.
00:32:37Mr. President.
00:32:51I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:56We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:59So am I.
00:33:00Cheers.
00:33:04Excuse us.
00:33:07Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:09I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:15I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:18And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:23Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:24It's a good job tonight.
00:33:40Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:42Claire's on the way.
00:33:43Yep.
00:34:24This person's date.
00:34:43She's gorgeous.
00:34:45We look perfect together.
00:34:46You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:55Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:58Wait here.
00:34:59I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:04Pretty girl.
00:35:06All alone.
00:35:08I am a laxie.
00:35:11Your dress.
00:35:12It's so pretty.
00:35:14You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:20So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:22I did not know she was with you.
00:35:24I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:28Yes.
00:35:29Of course.
00:35:30Thanks.
00:35:37I wish you a nice day with our president.
00:35:45So, this is your date?
00:35:50This is your date?
00:35:52She has a name.
00:35:53Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:58Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:03You as well.
00:36:05You don't know any of these people.
00:36:07I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:10Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:14Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:21And Ms. Moreau.
00:36:22Enchanté.
00:36:23I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:26We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:28Merci.
00:36:29I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:32C'est magnifique.
00:36:33When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:38I would love that.
00:36:40President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:45Souvene-moi.
00:36:48How did you?
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:53Mr. Dubois.
00:36:55Mr. Dubois.
00:36:57Ms. Moreau.
00:36:59Ms. Moreau.
00:37:00You're just full of surprises.
00:37:03I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:07I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:11I'm so excited.
00:37:26Claire.
00:37:27I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:28Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:32Yeah, of course.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:36Hey, are you okay?
00:37:41What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:44I'm sorry, what?
00:37:45Don't play dumb.
00:37:47You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:49It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:52Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:55You're mistaken.
00:37:56Mistaken.
00:37:58This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:38:02And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:06It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:10Claire?
00:38:13Fake?
00:38:14You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:16Take it off.
00:38:17What are you doing?
00:38:18You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:22Take it off.
00:38:22I'm right now.
00:38:23I'm right now.
00:38:27No!
00:38:27Claire?
00:38:39Claire?
00:38:40No, no, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:42It's just her.
00:38:43Go and get help now.
00:38:47No, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:48It's just her.
00:38:49Go and get help now.
00:38:50Oh!
00:38:51Oh!
00:38:51Oh!
00:38:52Oh!
00:38:52Oh!
00:38:52Oh!
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:55Oh!
00:38:55Oh!
00:38:56Oh!
00:38:56Oh!
00:38:57Shit!
00:38:58Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:27You okay?
00:39:35Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:35I'm fine.
00:39:36You sure?
00:39:37Mm-hmm.
00:39:38Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me.
00:39:41Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:43All right.
00:39:47Mr. President, please, you have to-
00:39:49Stop!
00:39:49Stop talking!
00:39:51You crossed the line tonight.
00:39:53Your political career is over.
00:39:55No, no, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:58I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:39:59I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:01You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:02What happened?
00:40:03Oh, it's just-
00:40:04No more wound.
00:40:05Did it hurt?
00:40:06Don't.
00:40:07Don't.
00:40:08I'm so close.
00:40:09Why?
00:40:10I'm so close.
00:40:11I'm so close.
00:40:11What happened?
00:40:20Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:40:24Did it hurt?
00:40:29Don't.
00:40:31I'm so close.
00:40:32Why?
00:40:39I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:41I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:50You're soaked.
00:40:54Maybe go and have a show.
00:40:57I, um, I can't, uh, get out of this by myself.
00:41:05Could you, um, help me?
00:41:09Could you, um, help me?
00:41:15I'll be quick.
00:41:32Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:41:48Come here.
00:41:48Sit down.
00:41:49Because I went to the party on behalf of the president, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:56Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:59And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:42:04Uh, oh, William, I can't.
00:42:06That's, that's way too much money.
00:42:08And plus, you've got it, like, risking your life.
00:42:10So, no, I, I can't accept it.
00:42:11Look, it's, it's not a gift.
00:42:15It's an investment.
00:42:17You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:20I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:22Wait.
00:42:24You really think I can do it?
00:42:26Absolutely.
00:42:26The president also heard that your necklace broke.
00:42:33So, he got us these rings.
00:42:46I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:50Will you thank the president for me?
00:42:51Uh, wait a minute.
00:43:00There's one more thing that's important.
00:43:03Yes, sir.
00:43:04Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:08Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:10Yes, sir.
00:43:21Oh, welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:26New owner, huh?
00:43:27Mm-hmm.
00:43:28Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:32Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:35You can't do that here.
00:43:38Listen, bitch.
00:43:39The street is mine.
00:43:41You want to make money?
00:43:42You cut me in.
00:43:47Sir, sir.
00:43:49There's some, there's some, there's some, there's some.
00:43:52Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:53Yes, sir.
00:43:58Officer Smith, you thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:02Don't worry, sir.
00:44:04We have it all under control.
00:44:06Leave, or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:09Call them.
00:44:10You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:14So, you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker?
00:44:18Tough guy.
00:44:19You're not going to do anything.
00:44:22What are you going to tell?
00:44:24Huh?
00:44:27What?
00:44:28What were you saying?
00:44:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:35No, no.
00:44:36No, please.
00:44:38You have no idea who she is.
00:44:42Please, no.
00:44:43You know what to do now, right?
00:44:44Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:51This place is under our protection.
00:44:53Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:44:54Thanks?
00:45:07Congratulations.
00:45:08To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:13Hold that thought.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:17Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal.
00:45:19Do you want to review it again?
00:45:21It's a small deal.
00:45:22You can handle it yourself.
00:45:25Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:33We made $200 today.
00:45:36That much on the first day.
00:45:41You're amazing.
00:45:43Look, don't worry.
00:45:44I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:47So that you can, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:52Thank you, Claire.
00:45:56I appreciate it.
00:46:02I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:06Really?
00:46:07Oh, yeah.
00:46:08I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:14I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:20Come on.
00:46:22Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:31Holy crap.
00:46:33Are you the president?
00:46:37Yeah, I am.
00:46:39Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:42You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:43Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:47Shit, man.
00:46:50Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:52Well, what do you want?
00:46:59Okay.
00:47:01Please.
00:47:07This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:10His name was Ferdy.
00:47:11This one?
00:47:14You sure?
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:15Mm-hmm.
00:47:20All done?
00:47:21Aw, so cute.
00:47:26Hey, wait!
00:47:29Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:31Uh...
00:47:31Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:38No problem.
00:47:39Mom!
00:47:40Dad, get off!
00:47:42Did you see that?
00:47:43That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:46It was a very clever idea.
00:47:49Oh, my God.
00:47:50We mean so much!
00:47:51What did that kiss me?
00:48:17What did that kiss mean?
00:48:24Uh...
00:48:25It...
00:48:27It's because the lights aren't on,
00:48:29and it's really dark,
00:48:30and we couldn't see it clearly,
00:48:31and our lips just happened to, like,
00:48:33brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:36No.
00:48:38I see.
00:48:39Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:56I finish work early.
00:48:58Oh, I see.
00:49:00This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:02Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:13What?
00:49:14No excuses today, right?
00:49:35How did you do that?
00:49:37A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:39It's only for you.
00:49:41What?
00:49:44No, come on.
00:49:45Tell me.
00:49:55Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:57I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:08Mr. President,
00:50:09we've got the leak.
00:50:11So, you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:23Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:27Hello?
00:50:28Did you order fried chicken?
00:50:32Hello?
00:50:32Claire's fried chicken.
00:50:36Well, it has to be one of them.
00:50:37Sir, I'm sorry.
00:50:41You don't have to do this.
00:50:44Too late.
00:50:46Sir, I mean, Mr. President, I'm...
00:50:48Mr. President, you don't have to do this.
00:50:51You don't have to do this.
00:50:52William?
00:50:52William?
00:51:03William?
00:51:12William?
00:51:14William, what's going on?
00:51:16Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:17The President, he was, he's, he's, he's, he's trying...
00:51:23Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:26Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:28This is just, just a training exercise with the doubles of my colleagues, uh, just to make
00:51:40things look more realistic.
00:51:42Uh, no.
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:43No, it's just practice today.
00:51:45Really?
00:51:46Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double, um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:04I'm the Defense Minister's double-eyed at doom.
00:52:12Neighborhood security?
00:52:15Oh, God.
00:52:17Whoa, you guys really scared me.
00:52:18I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:22Well, thank you so much for, uh, taking care of my husband.
00:52:26I really appreciate it.
00:52:28Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:36I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:39I love fried chicken.
00:52:41And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:47Okay, well, I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:53Oh.
00:52:55Can't forget this.
00:52:58Wait.
00:53:03What now?
00:53:07What now?
00:53:08Can we take a picture?
00:53:15Yeah, come on.
00:53:17Come on.
00:53:17Everybody's fine.
00:53:19Everybody say chicken.
00:53:21Chicken.
00:53:27Claire's fried chicken.
00:53:28Oh, we've got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:34Mr. President.
00:53:37Get on your knees.
00:53:38Now.
00:53:41Thank you for playing along.
00:53:45Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:47Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:49Get him out of here.
00:53:50Let's go.
00:53:51Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:58I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:54:01I trust her now.
00:54:03So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:06Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:19Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:22I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:23Let's see.
00:54:26Let's see.
00:54:31Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:54:39Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:41You're as smart as the president.
00:54:46Would you...
00:54:48Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:56Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:57I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:55:09Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:11No.
00:55:12I don't want you to be the president.
00:55:14Well, actually, I...
00:55:17Actually, I hate the president.
00:55:19You do?
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:22My, uh...
00:55:24My dad died because of him.
00:55:27He, he, he was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:33Claire, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:55:35Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:41I'll be right back.
00:55:48Thanks.
00:55:49Dan?
00:55:50Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:52I'm out of prison.
00:55:54I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:55:57How dare you even mention, mom, you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:56:03And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:07I've changed.
00:56:09I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:11You'll meet me tomorrow.
00:56:12I'm sorry about that.
00:56:25Is everything okay?
00:56:27Yeah.
00:56:28It's just...
00:56:29Spam call.
00:56:30You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:33Yeah, I know.
00:56:34William.
00:56:35I won't drag you into this.
00:56:49Dad, why are you meeting here?
00:56:52Leopard.
00:56:52This is my daughter.
00:56:59Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:02Dad, seriously?
00:57:03I'm your daughter.
00:57:04How could you do that?
00:57:06I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:08And do what I want with you.
00:57:09Damn, bitch.
00:57:12I know you.
00:57:14You got my brother killed.
00:57:18We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:20No, it's not good.
00:57:22Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:42No, no.
00:57:43He's just an ordinary guy.
00:57:44He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:45Is that so?
00:57:47Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:48Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:54Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:56We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:58:01Let's name it Claire.
00:58:02Good name.
00:58:03I like it.
00:58:04Claire.
00:58:06Keeping America safe.
00:58:08Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:09Sir.
00:58:10We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:13What is it?
00:58:13It's Miss Jones.
00:58:15She's been kidnapped by the Russian model holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:19We've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:22Looks like now's the time.
00:58:24Just a little more to it, sir.
00:58:25They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:58:35I can handle my life.
00:58:37No, Mr. President.
00:58:38It's too dangerous.
00:58:39The entire country relies on you.
00:58:41Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:42The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:45Yeah, I would.
00:58:45I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:48My gun.
00:58:59I've made my decision.
00:59:01Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:05She's not just any girl.
00:59:08She's my girl.
00:59:09Contact traffic control.
00:59:19Now clear me a path.
00:59:24Where is he?
00:59:26My patience is running thin.
00:59:28Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:32You know what?
00:59:33You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:35Time's up.
00:59:36And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:53Who's this idiot?
00:59:54President, don't come any closer.
01:00:00Who the hell are you?
01:00:01No, no, no.
01:00:02He's not the president.
01:00:03He's just his double.
01:00:07That makes sense.
01:00:08The real president when you come here alone.
01:00:11Search him.
01:00:11William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:33Because you're my family.
01:00:34So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:39You can't be the president.
01:00:41You got me scared there for a moment.
01:00:43It's okay, everyone.
01:00:44He's just a stuntman.
01:00:49And what are you looking at?
01:00:51Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife.
01:00:54Fine by me.
01:00:55Fine by me.
01:01:04You still want to play?
01:01:28Impossible.
01:01:29You took us all that more yourself.
01:01:32Only the real president could do that.
01:01:34I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:37He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:41He's a killing machine.
01:01:42I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:46We'll leave.
01:01:47I promise.
01:01:50I'll do.
01:01:53If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:01:54I will make sure you die in prison.
01:02:00I won't.
01:02:03I promise.
01:02:04William, who are you really?
01:02:19William?
01:02:19Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:27Told me your dad died.
01:02:29I'm your husband.
01:02:31If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:33Yeah?
01:02:35And what about you?
01:02:37You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:46William?
01:02:46Who are you, William?
01:02:50Who are you, William?
01:02:53Are you really the president?
01:02:58Yes.
01:03:01I am.
01:03:07I am.
01:03:07You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:14What?
01:03:15Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:18I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:22Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:26What are you even saying?
01:03:29You can't see how much I adore you.
01:03:33You really can't feel it.
01:03:34I don't know.
01:03:36I don't.
01:03:36I don't know.
01:03:45Please.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:04:16A delivery to the White House.
01:04:27Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:36Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:04:45I love you for who you are.
01:04:48And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:57Claire.
01:05:00Will you marry me?
01:05:01No.
01:05:13Because we're already married.
01:05:17Oh, my God.
01:05:47America, please welcome your first lady.
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