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00:00Guys, it's about school crushes.
00:03If you love the truth,
00:05please like this episode without watching.
00:07Yeah!
00:30It's called Popcorn.
00:32In the 11th grade,
00:34the average girl becomes Papa's puppy.
00:36And the 95% topper becomes a 45% backbencher.
00:41So enter at your own risk.
00:43No cap.
00:49Very very good morning,
00:51my dear friends and respected teachers.
00:55I, Ritam Bhola,
00:58welcomes you all to 11th standard.
01:01And in this pleasure,
01:02I have my today's speech.
01:04Look, this girl is not cringe.
01:07But this highly competitive Nippa Nibbi market
01:10is increasing in this highly competitive market.
01:13This is an ordinary photo.
01:15But,
01:16study number one,
01:19study number two,
01:22study number three.
01:24Don't be a psycho stalker.
01:27It's just desperate.
01:30In the last 10 years,
01:32the 10th or 12th class result
01:34is 100%.
01:35Bro!
01:36Stooti is here.
01:37But Commerce without Metz's clan
01:38is here.
01:39Here!
01:40Meet,
01:41Sarojmi Nagar Ka Amir Zadha.
01:43Raman Agarwal.
01:44His school's white shirt
01:46and his mouth.
01:47So he has no detergent.
01:50When are you dumb?
01:51Who knows?
01:52Since Anirban is such a big part of Raman's life,
01:57his pronouns are Anir slash Pan.
02:00I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:03I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:04Hi.
02:05This is your life, right?
02:07I'll be your best bro.
02:08Now,
02:09I can take hers to the water,
02:11but can't make it drink water.
02:13Ban?
02:14On the point?
02:15Ban?
02:16But,
02:17Dimple?
02:18Dimple,
02:19Dimple Chaddha.
02:20Please.
02:21Toh Anirban ki braai hai kya?
02:22Dil ke paas and dare for support?
02:28Nām Dimple Chaddha.
02:34Parbanna chaatii hai Dimple Winfrey, Dimple Musk,
02:38Dimple Deigeneris.
02:40Kyuonghi 23 sāl ki umar tak 800 karoor ki antreprenyor banne ka ambition hai iska.
02:45That is why I'm trusty Mehta sir's favorite too.
02:50I don't think KLPD would have ever got a principle as efficient as me
02:56and trusty sir knows mere alawa aur koi efficient principle ho bhi nahi sakta.
03:02So,
03:04is saal ke session ke ye I'm very very excited.
03:07Pari jah!
03:08Because I'm sure that KLPD may not one or not two,
03:12but many doors will open to your future.
03:16Agar aap students or teachers mene discipline sa chalenge nai,
03:20toh KLPD bhaut jald sirf Dilli ka hi nahi,
03:24poore country ka sab se bada school ban jayega.
03:27Raman,
03:28go back to your line.
03:29Go back to your line.
03:31Jiasse ki aap sab jantate hain,
03:34kye KLPD me toppers hi head boy or head girl bantate hain.
03:38Zohar,
03:39Zohar,
03:40yahi toh khadi ye topper,
03:41chaldi keeshan anounce.
03:44Inke payda hone par,
03:45nurse ne bola tha,
03:46Badaayyo,
03:47head girl hoi hai.
03:48Mayh toh kuchh padki nahi hai.
03:50Bolga top karne wali stuti sharma ki nani,
03:53aur maa.
03:55Donohi aapne aapne zamaane ki head girl rahi hai.
03:57Aur stuti ki koi badi bhennto hai nahi.
03:59Toh pressure samjho ryo ladki pe kitna hai.
04:01Is saal,
04:03head boy or head girl,
04:04science se hi baning.
04:06What?
04:08Thanks to your commerce seniors,
04:102017 mein,
04:12bathroom mein diwali bomb blast.
04:162019,
04:17classroom mein potty keher.
04:20And latest,
04:212022,
04:22kan de komhod raja.
04:23Present sir.
04:25Main hu is high school ka public troller.
04:28Kahaniyo ga sutradhar ho ta hai na.
04:31Main hu is kahani ka mootradhar.
04:33Kamode par beita beita,
04:35muh se haakta hoon
04:36aur sare skool ki gossip,
04:38jan hit me jari karta hoon.
04:40Main woh bachcha hoon,
04:41joh ghar ki doorbell vajake bhaag jata hai,
04:44aur kisi ke haath me aata.
04:47Nobody knows,
04:48who I am.
04:50Aur kamode raja flop show ke awwal daavidhar,
04:54three times,
04:55commerce failure,
04:56mukun sahu.
04:58Yeah, he is full of shit.
05:01But can't be kamode raja.
05:03Ever.
05:05Sir, I am failure by choice.
05:07But kamode raja,
05:08I am not.
05:11Shut up.
05:12Out.
05:14Let's see.
05:15Is bar ke LPD mein science se korn ge
05:18Iconic sash penta hai.
05:20Everyone dismiss now.
05:22It's boy child ka moral support.
05:25Bro.
05:26I am sorry bro.
05:28Define 10 vote results.
05:30What?
05:31What are you doing here?
05:41It's boy-child's moral support.
05:46Bro, I'm sorry, bro.
05:51Define 10 vote results.
05:55What?
05:56It's a phenomenon that talks about two friends.
06:00Bro, technically, we're still in the same stream.
06:03And we're not C&A, so we'll make a club.
06:06Saleh, I don't know how to beat a line with a match.
06:10You'll beat a line with a match.
06:11I have my own regrets.
06:13But where do you want to eat Shalivar?
06:15Why do you like that?
06:17It's a chocolate bombos.
06:19I like to say that too.
06:21But I want to eat two plates extra.
06:23Why? Because you've got it.
06:25Shalivar is a crush on Shalivar.
06:27I didn't invite her to my party.
06:29Why? Because you're fighting with her.
06:31Shalivar is a crush on Shalivar.
06:35Bro, you know,
06:37I have saved my post on Instagram on the 8th class.
06:42I'll wait until I'm going to live.
06:44And, bro,
06:45in the 10th class of farewell group photo,
06:47you didn't have to stand up with me.
06:49That's it!
06:50That's it!
06:51This is the problem of life.
06:53I know that she's cut off.
06:57Hey, Raman, bro.
07:00Do you want to go on a world tour?
07:10Shit!
07:11What are you doing?
07:12Raman is my world, bro.
07:14I want to go on a world tour.
07:21Ex-bro is going to be 200 rupees.
07:23Give her.
07:24And tell her,
07:25go to the house of the house.
07:27Raman, stop.
07:29G-E-R-R-Y-M-A-N-D-E-R-I-N-G.
07:35Sir,
07:36in the 8th standard,
07:37spell B competition,
07:38gerrymandering spell,
07:39I won a trophy for school.
07:40Okay.
07:41So?
07:43Sir,
07:44I'm going to go to the 10th standard.
07:46And in the 10th,
07:47I got my All India Rank 8.
07:49With 97.9%.
07:51So?
07:52So,
07:53I need to become head girl.
07:54I have all the qualities.
07:57Wow!
07:58Very nice.
07:59But you know,
08:00you don't have science today.
08:02Sir,
08:03I feel,
08:04we need to become head girl.
08:05Science or commerce.
08:07Very thoughtful of you.
08:09But you know what?
08:10We are a team.
08:11And I'm on your side.
08:13Now,
08:14get lost and complain to the highest authorities.
08:16Out!
08:18But sir,
08:19you are the highest authority.
08:20Then don't complain.
08:21Get lost!
08:25Thanks.
08:26Get lost now.
08:28Out.
08:37Get lost.
08:38I can do it.
08:39I'll do it.
08:42I can do it.
08:43But I'm tired.
08:44I can do it.
08:45I can do it.
08:46I can do it.
09:00I can do it.
09:01I can do it.
09:02I can do it.
09:03Have a good thing.
09:04There is no way,
09:05When do you want to come?
09:09Your eyes are...
09:10What do you want to come home?
09:14How many times do you want to come home?
09:19What's wrong with your eyes?
09:22Hey, Dad!
09:23You are crushing my 3 years.
09:25Come and talk.
09:27come on.
09:28Why are you still watching?
09:30Have youjie?
09:31You are 12 years old?
09:32I'm crushing it from this year.
09:33Let's go and say it now.
09:35It's in Delhi.
09:36They tell us all the rules.
09:38But no one doesn't cut the ticket.
09:39Okay.
09:41Take it.
09:42Cut it out.
09:54Look, Suthi, before that, I'll go back again.
09:56I changed your career.
09:58The stream changed.
09:59Everything changed.
09:59The course changed.
10:00Before that, a friend has changed.
10:02Please, don't do it.
10:03I like Suthi Sharma.
10:06Really?
10:08If I become head girl,
10:11then my tone will be complete.
10:17I mean...
10:19You too?
10:20Yes.
10:22Eight standards.
10:23She's top to become head girl, right?
10:26That's why you're second priority.
10:32You too.
10:34What happened?
10:36Ideal crime.
10:39You stole my heart.
10:41I stole yours.
10:45Now, just say three magical words.
10:50How can I say it?
10:50How do you say it?
10:52Try it with your mouth.
10:54I'll listen to you with your heart.
11:00You?
11:01Uh-uh.
11:03I...
11:05You?
11:06It's simple.
11:09I...
11:10love...
11:12and then you.
11:14Your zip is open.
11:17Huh?
11:18Your zip is open, you keep?
11:20Huh?
11:22Ah.
11:37It has become toppers to it you.
11:41Most knowledge about the next year of meditation.
11:45Ta ta ta.
11:46okay.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:54Look.
11:56Or this Komode Raja is a sidekick of the psychics.
12:00Who knows everything.
12:02Or you have to talk to him.
12:04Or you have to talk to him.
12:06Or you have to talk to him.
12:08In one day, you're a lie and a lie.
12:10How do you see yourself on the screen?
12:12Dimple.
12:14Tell him I've never said anything.
12:16Come on. Tell him.
12:18Come on. Tell him.
12:22I've never said anything.
12:24Raman, you know.
12:26For the first time,
12:28I got a chance to take a tooth with a tooth in the same section.
12:32You'll believe.
12:35But it's a priority to her.
12:37Priority?
12:39Saleh Tatti?
12:41It's a friend.
12:43Dimple.
12:44My first friend has been wrong, Dimple.
12:46My first friend has been wrong.
12:48Hey.
12:49This is the friend.
12:50You're making a fake ID on Instagram.
12:52You're talking to your photo.
12:54No.
12:55You broke out in front of me.
12:57Raman.
12:58Sorry.
12:59Sorry.
13:00Stop.
13:01Stop.
13:02Stop.
13:03Stop.
13:04Stop.
13:05Stop.
13:06Stop.
13:07Stop.
13:08Stop.
13:09Stop.
13:10Stop.
13:11Stop.
13:12Stop.
13:13Stop.
13:14Stop.
13:15Stop.
13:16Stop.
13:17Stop.
13:18Stop.
13:19Stop.
13:20Stop.
13:21Stop.
13:22Stop.
13:23Stop.
13:24Stop.
13:25Stop.
13:26Stop.
13:27Stop.
13:28Stop.
13:29Stop.
13:30Stop.
13:31Stop.
13:32Stop.
13:33Stop.
13:34Stop.
13:35Stop.
13:36Hey!
14:06Guys, Geetha man, 500 meters!
14:36Creep.
14:40Don't say creep.
14:43Don't say victim of circumstances.
14:49And that post of Komod Racha was a prank.
14:54I don't like you.
14:56I mean, I like you.
14:59I mean, I don't like you like you.
15:02But I like you like you.
15:04You know what I mean, right?
15:08Just shut up.
15:15Sit down.
15:19Aniket Varma, 500 meters are far from 100 meters.
15:24Don't worry about commerce with maths.
15:26Go out of class.
15:27Take it away.
15:29TTYL.
15:32Silence.
15:35Now, if I don't like you, Geetha, ma'am,
15:39and you're a mom,
15:40you change the password of Wi-Fi.
15:43And since that's not an option to discipline you all,
15:46this class needs a monitor.
15:50Okay, decided class.
15:51This is your new monitor, Stuti Sharma.
15:56Thank you, ma'am.
15:57Congratulations.
15:58I'm gonna change my seat.
16:00I'm gonna change my seat.
16:03Congratulations.
16:05If I go talk about my name in the blackboard,
16:07you won't write on my name.
16:08I'm gonna change my seat.
16:11Your sitting arrangement is final.
16:13Partners won't change.
16:16Oh, man.
16:16Hey, aaaar.
16:32Aat pici.
16:40Aat pici.
16:43Aaaaar, torasa, bas bas bas.
16:47Aaaaar.
16:52What will you get in your mouth?
16:54What's the same thing?
16:57Bro, this is a KLPD.
17:00A little bit.
17:02Aat pici, Aamad Jaiyu.
17:06Atilip Tashreev will not be able to understand.
17:09Let's go.
17:12Hey.
17:14Papa ki pari.
17:21The makeup on the face, I'll eat a little bit.
17:24I'll be beautiful in the inside.
17:26Okay.
17:28Mukun, bro.
17:30I've come from 10C to 11B.
17:34Why am I playing?
17:36That's why
17:38If anyone has answered me and my day is bad.
17:43Look at your face, I'll be happy.
17:45Who can't go wrong with anyone?
17:46I can't go wrong with anyone.
17:49Dambal! Dambal! Dambal! Dambal! Dambal! Dambal!
17:52Dambal! Dambal!
17:53Dambal!
17:54What the hell he asked, Tuti?
17:56Don't go to our section, BCommerce Without Maths.
17:59You're going to ask me, teacher.
18:03Alexa, please ask the monitor to get her life.
18:09Sorry.
18:10The monitor is boring.
18:13Silence!
18:15Everyone, go back to your places.
18:23Anirban has said that Raman's friend will be in the morning to the night.
18:28But in the morning, his eyes are sad.
18:31But now Raman has opened the door.
18:33And he has found himself a new best bro.
18:47You don't give a friend's advice?
18:50I eat no one.
18:51I eat no one.
18:53I eat no one.
18:54I eat no one.
18:58Okay, tell me something.
19:00After eating, you can drink water?
19:03That's actually my first time.
19:05That's why.
19:07What?
19:08Hey!
19:10Hey, listen.
19:12He's going to reject it.
19:16Bro.
19:17You're right.
19:18You're right.
19:19You're right.
19:20You're right.
19:23You're right.
19:24You're right.
19:25Listen, listen.
19:26Listen, listen.
19:27Hey!
19:36Interview is over.
19:37You're right, baby.
19:38Best bro.
19:39You're right.
19:40You're right.
19:44You're right.
19:46Where are you?
19:47You're right.
19:48You're right.
19:49You're right.
19:50You're right.
19:51That's right.
20:00This.
20:03Tell me.
20:04Randi.
20:05They call him Randi.
20:11What? Bibi?
20:12No, Bibi.
20:13M.J.J. K.S.
20:15My life, my life.
20:21M.J. K.S.
20:28He's gone.
20:29He's gone.
20:30He's gone.
20:32Bro.
20:33Bro.
20:34Momos will you eat?
20:36Randi, Bro.
20:38Huh?
20:39Will you eat a burger with Gupta?
20:41Last time, I remember.
20:42He had to leave a burger with his hair.
20:44He didn't know about his hair.
20:46Tell him that we don't have any future.
20:49Bro.
20:50With your blood group and your mental imbalance,
20:51everything comes with me.
20:53Leave this Randi Shandi.
20:54Come with me.
20:55Randi, don't get to know me.
20:57My new best brother, don't get to know me.
20:59Okay.
21:00You're happy with your Randi.
21:19Bro.
21:20I've been waiting for you.
21:21I'm very hungry.
21:22Come on.
21:23Bro.
21:24You eat.
21:25I have to discuss a project with your classmates.
21:27Now, which subject?
21:29Bio, physics, chem.
21:31I can help.
21:32Molar equations, Astuti.
21:33There are no lasers.
21:34You can't help.
21:35Let's go for the blood.
21:37Yes, I'm coming.
21:38Just one minute.
21:39I'll see you later.
21:40Bye, Bro.
21:41Bye.
21:42Bro.
21:43You eat Momos chocolate.
21:44Second-hand bike too.
21:45You've been born to be Raman's best brother, Bro.
21:47Now, do it.
21:48What will you take off the night of Momos?
21:49Let's go for Momos.
21:50One minute.
21:51You bought the money from the rich people.
21:52Who are you eating?
21:53Who are you eating?
21:54Who are you eating?
21:55Who are you eating?
21:56Who are you eating?
21:57Who are you eating?
21:58Who are you eating?
21:59Who are you eating?
22:00Now, do it.
22:01What will you take off the night of Momos?
22:02Let's go for Momos.
22:03One minute.
22:07You bought the money from the rich people.
22:09Who are you eating?
22:10Who are you eating?
22:11Who are you eating?
22:12Bro.
22:13This is coffee.
22:14This is lunch.
22:16And you?
22:17Momos.
22:18You're awesome.
22:19You're awesome.
22:20You're awesome.
22:21You're awesome.
22:22You're awesome.
22:23You're awesome.
22:24You're awesome.
22:25You're awesome.
22:26Come on.
22:27Raman.
22:28Raman.
22:29Raman.
22:40Bro.
22:42Do you wanna go on a world tour?
22:57You're my world.
22:58I'll go around.
22:59You're my world.
23:00I'll go around.
23:01You're my world.
23:02I'll go around.
23:03You're my world.
23:04I'll go around.
23:05But I've found new best bro.
23:07But I've never given the advice.
23:08I've never given the advice.
23:09I've never given the advice.
23:10But I've never given the advice.
23:12But I've never given the advice.
23:14After eating the advice, I've never given the advice.
23:18No, man.
23:19You're being taken for me one day.
23:21And your joke is so bad.
23:22Oh, he was taking the interview for Best Bro.
23:25So he was giving the advice for irritating Ramit.
23:27Now I'll find new advice.
23:29Come on.
23:31Come on.
23:33Let's eat Momo.
23:34Yeah.
23:45If you've shared this Momo's chocolate with someone else,
23:47then let's see.
23:50Bro.
23:51Our friend, right?
23:53It looked like someone.
23:58Now it won't look.
24:01Yeah.
24:11Due to having to drink Stuti's commerce,
24:14your profile as a head girl is stronger.
24:17So don't let me down.
24:18Okay?
24:19No, sir.
24:20And thank you.
24:21All the best.
24:31Tell me.
24:32How do I talk about Stuti?
24:33Three rules.
24:34We'll practice as pre-boats.
24:35I think I've lost my path.
24:36To your heart.
24:37And then we'll give Boats.
24:38In front of Stuti.
24:39In front of Stuti.
24:40In front of Stuti.
24:41In front of Stuti.
24:42In front of Stuti.
24:43In front of Stuti.
24:44In front of Stuti.
24:45Three rules.
24:46Which will practice as pre-boats.
24:47Like other women.
24:48I think I've lost my path.
24:50To your heart.
24:51In front of Stuti.
24:52In front of Stuti.
24:53And then we'll give Boats.
24:54In front of Stuti.
24:55In front of Stuti.
25:25In front of Stuti.
25:26In front of Stuti.
25:27In front of Stuti.
25:28In front of Stuti.
25:29In front of Stuti.
25:30In front of Stuti.
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