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00:00Oh, we're gonna shower.
00:06Huh?
00:07We should just go upstairs?
00:08No. I meant after me.
00:11And then today was just...
00:12Ah, you know what?
00:13Ah, we got it!
00:15I got my birthday.
00:16Well I got my birthday...
00:17That's my birthday.
00:18Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry.
00:21Are you sure you're my type?
00:23Do you know what the problem is
00:24with straight people like you?
00:27With the feeling,
00:28we're getting used as great people.
01:00ACQ? Ano mangyayari?
01:10One week to decide kung saan ako pupunta.
01:13Bakit?
01:15Kung hindi ako makapag-decide ulit na week, kung nasaan ako doon ako habutan ng lockdown?
01:20Hala, paano yun?
01:22So, I better decide now if uwi ako?
01:25Or else what? One month lockdown?
01:30At pwedeng tumagal pa?
01:32Okay ma, sige. Pag-iisipan ko po.
01:35Okay, thanks Trish. I'll think about it.
01:43Pwede.
01:49Lockdown?
01:51Lockdown.
01:51Lockdown.
01:51Lockdown.
01:57Kape.
01:58Kape.
02:04Masaker.
02:05I just got a look.
02:07I'm like...
02:09There's no one.
02:11Sorry, sorry, sorry.
02:13You're too bad.
02:15I'm so sorry.
02:17I'm too late.
02:19I'm so sorry.
02:21I'm so sorry.
02:23I'm so sorry.
02:25I'm so sorry.
02:27I'm so sorry.
02:29I'm so sorry.
02:31I'm so sorry.
02:35I'm so sorry.
02:37I'm so sorry.
02:39I'm so sorry.
02:41I'm so sorry.
02:43I'm so sorry.
02:45I'm so sorry.
02:47Ay?
02:49Ay, salam mo yung plano mo.
02:51Ay, ikaw? Anong plano mo?
02:53Ikaw nga alam eh.
02:55Alam mo ba?
02:57Pagdali kong pinlano to.
02:59Ang tagal kong pinag-iisipan na dito ako mag-sustay sa BNB na to.
03:03But you can't wait for two weeks.
03:05That's what happens.
03:09I've been waiting for a long time.
03:13Well...
03:15Not really alone.
03:17But...
03:19I've been trying to cut all my plans.
03:23What?
03:24It's been a long time.
03:26Because I've been running for a long time,
03:28so I'm not going to go back.
03:30So, if you plan to leave and close this,
03:33eh di,
03:34maghahanap na lang kay bank, ano, BNB.
03:38So, wala ka talagang balak bumalik?
03:40What for?
03:41I've decided to move forward.
03:43So...
03:44Itong pandemic pa ba natong pipigil sa akin?
03:48Buguluhan na ako, Abby!
03:52Kasi sure ako eh,
03:53nabagtatagal pa tong pandemic na to.
03:55Like, you can go on for months.
03:57Ha? You'll be stuck here.
04:00Eh di, Abby's stuck here with you.
04:06Unless...
04:07Problem ba yun sa'yo?
04:12Parang kang tanga, Abby.
04:16Eh di, tara!
04:17Mag-grocery na tayo.
04:19Talaga?
04:20Hindi.
04:21Baka lang di mo talaga, Shofie.
04:25Huh?
04:26Huh?
04:27May sabi ka?
04:28Wala.
04:30Hindi, iniisip ko lang kasi kung anong makabibili natin.
04:32Ah.
04:33Ganyan.
04:34Antara, alis na natin.
04:35Sige.
04:36Okay.
04:38Ano unahin natin?
04:39Can't goods.
04:40Ha?
04:41Ha?
04:42Can't goods!
04:43Oh yeah, for emergencies.
04:44Oh, and then?
04:45Oh, kano bang mga?
04:46And then, we have to buy fresh meats also.
04:48Yeah.
04:51Ah, grabe napakainit!
04:52Ah, grabe napakainit!
04:53Ayan.
04:54Ah!
04:55Grabe.
04:56Hmm.
05:08Eh.
05:13Napang-punyay.
05:14Ay, alcohol.
05:21Eh.
05:22Eh.
05:35Eh.
05:36Eh.
05:37Pati ito rin ba'y ni- disinfect?
05:38Ay!
05:39Tita, baka mamay-ikalason pa natin yun eh.
05:42Mga naman.
05:55Grabe hassle, no?
05:57May masahasal pa ba sa ina't niya?
05:59Ah!
06:00Ang mga naman.
06:01Grabe hassle, no?
06:03No?
06:06May masahasal pa ba sa inayos ko ito ng isang linggo,
06:08tapos nasira?
06:10Tapos butik pa ako malunod, tapos...
06:12Eh, buhay ka pa naman eh.
06:14Well, thanks to you.
06:16It's not the end of the world.
06:18Alam mo yun?
06:19Ayaw mo nun marami pa tayong time na ayusin itong B&D mo.
06:23Gusto mo talaga akong tulungan, no?
06:25Eh, wala rin naman akong gagawin eh.
06:28Mababaliw lang ako sa lockdown na to kung di ako kikilos.
06:31Malang kailan kaya ito?
06:33Three weeks? Months?
06:36Labi, huwag naman sana tumagal ng taon, di ba?
06:39Siguro by that time, sobrang ganda na nitong B&D mo.
06:52Ah, so anong gusto mo ulaman may ang gabi?
06:55Ah, unahin muna natin yung fresh,
06:58tapos i-save na lang natin yung mga delata for emergencies.
07:02Ah, oo, oo, tama.
07:04Unahin na muna natin yung mga mabibilis malanta.
07:07Mga gulay.
07:08Kumakain ka naman ng gulay, di ba?
07:09Ah?
07:10Oo.
07:20Uy, okay lang sagutin mo ah. If you want, alis muna ako.
07:23Ah, hindi, hindi, hindi.
07:32Ayan ah. Pinatay ko na.
07:34Ba't mo pinatay?
07:37Starbo eh.
07:42May, may social media ka ba?
07:44Ah, oo, FB, IG lang. Hindi naman ako masyadong active eh ikaw.
07:52FB, IG.
07:54Active ka?
07:55Yes! Super active.
07:57Saya.
07:58Siguro meron nga mga isang araw.
08:00Fofone lang ako eh.
08:02Oh.
08:04Okay.
08:06Pero nagdi-activate na ako. Siguro mga one week na.
08:09Or more?
08:12Hmm, bakit?
08:14Niisip ko nga mga two days lang eh.
08:16Tapos sabang-tamatagal, okay naman pala.
08:20Dami ko nagagawa, no distractions.
08:23Ako naman ayaw ko talaga mag-social media eh.
08:26Kailangan ko lang siya for work, tsaka pang-promote ng sarili.
08:30Bakit? Ano ba ang work mo?
08:34Hala!
08:36Yung gazebo bumagsak ulit!
08:38Ah!
08:39Pag-sinan.
08:43Uy, okay ka lang dyan?
08:45Yeah, okay lang.
08:46Ah, paabot na lang please yung gun tackle.
08:50Wait lang.
08:51Okay.
08:52Oh.
09:09Sophie!
09:14Sophie!
09:15Uy, Sophie!
09:16Ha? Oh.
09:17Huh?
09:18Sabi ko tapos na ako.
09:19Ay, sorry.
09:20Baka maapakan ko yung kamay mo.
09:21Ilhit ka lang dyan.
09:22Oh, sige na, pabakay mo.
09:23Okay.
09:25Galing naman!
09:27Galing-galing!
09:28Oh, dahil dyan.
09:30Tara, mag-merianda tayo.
09:31Alright.
09:32Ayusin ko lang to.
09:33Sige.
09:34Ito na.
09:35Wow!
09:36Ano to?
09:37Sophie's Palameg.
09:38Ganda ng itsura.
09:39Hmm.
09:40Atig pa mo.
09:41Go.
09:42Let me taste.
09:43So, kamusta?
09:44Ay, grabe.
09:45Bakit?
09:46Malpak na naman?
09:47Hindi.
09:48Sobrang sarap niya.
09:49As in, ngayon lang ako nakatikim ng ganito kasarap na palamig.
09:50Ano meron dito?
09:51Ayusaw ang kas.
09:52Tumama din ako.
09:53I swear.
09:54Sobrang sarap nitong concoction mo.
09:55Well, alam mo naman, hindi ako kagalingan magluto.
09:56Kaya dyan lang talaga ako tsumachamba.
09:57Tsamba.
09:58Of course not.
09:59I'm sure pinag-isipan mo ito.
10:00So, ito na nga.
10:01Hmm.
10:02May hindi kasi talaga ako makatikim ng ganito kasarap na palamig.
10:05Ano meron dito?
10:06Ayusaw ang kas.
10:08Tumama din ako.
10:09I swear.
10:10Sobrang sarap nitong concoction mo.
10:12Well, alam mo naman, hindi ako kagalingan magluto.
10:15Kaya dyan lang talaga ako tsumachamba.
10:17Tsamba.
10:18Of course not.
10:20I'm sure pinag-isipan mo ito.
10:22So?
10:23Ito na nga.
10:24Mahili kasi talaga ako magmix-mix ng mga drinks.
10:28Kanyan.
10:29From simple juices.
10:30From alcohol, mocktails, cocktails.
10:33Ganon.
10:34Pwede ka magtayo ng bar.
10:37Hindi din.
10:39Hindi ako magaling sa ganyan.
10:40Tinamong nga ako.
10:41Ito nga, hindi ko maayos-ayos.
10:42Ba't ka ganyan?
10:44Ba't ako ganito?
10:45Wala.
10:46Feeling mo palpakalagi.
10:49You know what?
10:50Things happen.
10:52You shouldn't be too hard on yourself and trying to be perfect all the time.
10:57Learn from your mistakes.
10:59Nobody's perfect naman sa mundo eh.
11:02You're perfect yung mga paa kami eh.
11:05Ha?
11:06Wala.
11:08Sas narinig ko naman, nagulat lang ako.
11:11Bakit? May fetish ka ba sa paa?
11:13Ay wala! Ano ka ba?
11:15Hindi ah!
11:16Grabe ang pangit-pangit kaya yung mga paa ko.
11:18Ang dami ka yung ugat.
11:19Nagandahan ka dyan?
11:20No, hindi.
11:21Maganda talaga yung paa mo kahit madaming ugat.
11:23Oh.
11:24Tingnan mo yung akin oh.
11:25Ang pangit mukhang luya.
11:30Ha?
11:31Oo nga.
11:32Sabra!
11:33Sabra kayo ba?
11:34Totoo naman eh.
11:36Actually, yeah.
11:38Ang pangit talaga ng paa mo.
11:40Tsaka sa'yo kaya nang galing yung luya.
11:42Well, naman ako yung paa ko sa nanay ko eh.
11:44Ako naman ako yung paa ko sa mom ko.
11:48Saan ka na nanay mo?
11:50Tay na.
11:51Ah.
11:53Sorry.
11:54Ah, don't be sorry.
11:56Lahat naman tayo mamatay. Una-unahan lang yun.
12:00Pwede bang malaman kung breast cancer?
12:03She died like five years ago?
12:06Tatay ko naman, seven years ago, sumakabilang buhay.
12:10Oh.
12:12Lung cancer.
12:13Yossi.
12:14Tatay ko naman, sumakabilang bakod.
12:17Baby bako.
12:20Ang lalim kasi ng mga salita mo eh. Sumakabilang buhay.
12:24Gabi.
12:25Gano'n talaga?
12:26Masyado kasing harsh.
12:28Parang poetic, diba?
12:29Yung mga patay, pinatay na matay. Ano ba yan?
12:32Wala pa bang mas harsh sa patay?
12:34Hello? Uso na kaya yung patayan ngayon.
12:37Yan, namatay, mamatay, pinatay.
12:40Tsaka nang iksina ng buhay, no?
12:42Imagine, magkaroon ka lang ng COVID.
12:45After two to three days, you're dead.
12:48Krabi. Ang bigat, Abby.
12:51Hindi ka ba natatakot mamatay?
12:54Hindi.
12:55Ba't ikaw?
12:58Well, hindi naman sa natatakot ako mamatay.
13:01Pero alam mo yun, pag...
13:03Parang pag nawala ako anytime soon, parang okay lang.
13:08Parang wala man lang ako na-achieve sa mundo.
13:10Wala lang, bawas populasyon lang. Irrelevant. Ganun.
13:13Yan ang mabigat. Feeling mo, superhero ka.
13:17Ba ba?
13:18You know, hindi naman importante na maging relevant ka sa mundo eh.
13:23Ang importante, maging relevant ka sa sarili mo.
13:28Ba't ba kasi tayo naman sa mga patay-patay? Ano ba yun?
13:31Patay kasi yung kuko mo.
13:33Grabe, gano'n mo!
13:37Bakit talaga eh?
13:38Pero ayawin mo na, yung mga kuko mo, tina mo, mukha siyang galing gera.
13:42Oy, grabe ka! Hindi mo mo naman ba naisip na baka balerina ko?
13:47Hindi.
13:49So, sagaslaw mong yan?
13:51More of ano?
13:52Balerina.
13:56Ang mapainis ka.
13:58Grabe, ang sakit ng tiyan ko.
14:01Kajibs naman itong juice mo!
14:02Oh my gosh!
14:03Magbabanyo muna ako ah!
14:05Jess, gina!
14:07Maglinis ka lang ng kuko ah!
14:09Pwede nang tanimo ng kamote ah!
14:10Ayaw ko sa'yo yun!
14:11Ayaw ko sa'yo yun!
14:20Gumigil ka na, Sophie.
14:22Wala naman na kakatawang, corny corny.
14:25Iba na yan!
14:28Magfocus ka na lang sa paa mo.
14:31Angit!
14:39Huwag hindi.
14:55Hangdan.
14:57Oh, di mo ba alam na gustong-gusto kitang kasama, oh
15:07Oh, truth ko, di ko na alam kung saan ba to kung magkong tapas
15:17Hindi na balik ko, kulang ng oras basta bukas na
15:26Magkasama, wala pala patanay, muna sa buhay kong walang kasaysa
15:38Dito ka na, oh
15:42Oh, di mo ba alam kung saan ba gusto kitang kasama
15:51Oh, di mo ba alam kung saan ba gusto kitang kasama, oh
15:57Oh, di mo ba alam kung saan ba na gustong
16:08I'm so sorry.
16:26I'm so sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:30I'm sorry I'm getting angry.
16:32I'm using my car.
16:34I'm still sleeping.
16:36Well, sarap nga ng siyesta mo eh.
16:38Haba.
16:39Pero buti, nagising ka na rin.
16:40Basta baka hindi ka makatulog mami ang dito eh.
16:43Anong oras na ba?
16:44Ah, 3 p.m.
16:46Ha?
16:47Oo!
16:48Tatlong oras ka kaya tulog.
16:50Bakit di mo ako ginising?
16:52Ba't kita gigisingin?
16:53Sarap nga ng tulog mo eh.
16:54Hilik mo, rinig langgang Manila eh.
16:56Grabe ka naman!
16:58Matawa nga!
16:59Ay, paano yan? Hindi ako nakapagluto.
17:02Hindi ako lang.
17:03Nakabili naman ako ng isaw,
17:05papaitan tsaka sising dyan sa kanto.
17:07Ay, mukhang masarap yun ah!
17:09Yeah!
17:10Prepare ko lang, ha?
17:11Ah, sige.
17:12Ay! Gawa ko, ano, cocktail!
17:13Gusto mo? May bod ka ka dyan, di ba?
17:14Oo, marami eh.
17:15Sige, sige, sige.
17:17Dun, dun tayo sa veranda ko.
17:18Sa labas ng room ko.
17:19Ah, pwede siya eh. Para may iba naman.
17:21Sige. Ligo lang ako, ha?
17:23Yan.
17:24Yan.
17:25Sige.
17:26Sige.
17:27Sige.
17:28Sige.
17:29Sige.
17:30Sige.
17:31Sige.
17:32Sige.
17:33Sige.
17:34Sige.
17:35Sige.
17:36Sige.
17:37Sige.
17:38Sige.
17:39Sige.
17:40Sige.
17:41ê³ ë¯¼.
17:42Hey, looking forward!
17:44Yes!
17:59Woo!
18:00Hey!
18:01Yes!
18:02Woo!
18:04Ahh!
18:06Yes!
18:07Woo!
18:09To...
18:10To Lula!
18:12Hahaha, cheers!
18:18Oh, tapang!
18:23Eh, alam mo ba, ibig sabihin ng Lulu?
18:26Ah, oo.
18:29Oy, ano?
18:30Talaga, ha? Talaga ba?
18:32Eh, wala lang, mali mo. Magkaiba tayo ng definition.
18:36Eh, Lulu. Lesbian. Tomboy. Ayan. Tunggril.
18:42O, ayan, alam mo na.
18:44O, alam mo ba kung bakit naging Lulu?
18:47Oo nga, no? Ewan.
18:52Yun yung tunog, pag-inaano ka.
18:55Ano?
18:56Yung pag-inaano ka, yun yung tunog nun.
19:00Puro ka-ano. Ano nga?
19:02Ano ba naman to? Yung pag-i...
19:04niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam niyaam ni
19:34Hmm?
19:35Ah, you're a child.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Well, I knew my identity was when I was thinking about it.
19:45My mom said, it's not important to know what you want.
19:50What's important is who you are, who you are, and what you want.
19:55Identity.
19:59Okay, start with the black canvas.
20:02Burahin mo lahat ng hindi kailangan.
20:05Tapos, ayusin mo lahat ng kalat.
20:08Tapon mo lahat ng basura.
20:13Ngayon ko lang na-realize.
20:15Parang, simula nung nagkayawalay kami ng ex ko,
20:18parang hindi ko pala talaga kalalaking si Loro.
20:21Parang,
20:22Uy! Si Sophie, girlfriend ni June!
20:24Hi! I'm Sophie, girlfriend ni June!
20:27Ah, yan.
20:28Don't let your relationships define you.
20:30Don't let your past define you.
20:32And don't let the world define you.
20:34Because you're you, eh.
20:35So, focus on your personal journey.
20:38Ah.
20:39Ngayon?
20:40I love guru!
20:41More like life guru.
20:43Sabi niya niya na mom mo.
20:46Hindi, sabi ni Google.
20:47Ah!
20:48Ano ba?
20:49Ang katotuan naman eh.
20:51Lahat ng quotable codes mo yung life,
20:53nasa Google ngayon lahat.
20:55Kaya niya ipaliwanag lahat.
20:57So, if you have no one in your life,
20:59Google will always be there for you.
21:01Ikaw, ano bang gusto mo sa buhay?
21:05Ikaw?
21:06Ah, ikaw!
21:07Ano bang gusto mo sa buhay?
21:10Well, kung ikaw, gusto mong planado lahat sa life mo,
21:14ako gusto kong baliin lahat yan.
21:16Bakit?
21:18Eh wala eh.
21:19Naplano ko na lahat sa buhay ko.
21:21Nagawa ko na lahat eh.
21:22Gusto ko maramdaman naman yung thrill.
21:24Na kahayaan ko lang yung universe na mag-plan para sa akin.
21:29I wanna take more risks.
21:31Kali tayo buhay?
21:33No, di na kailangan.
21:34Tulungan mo na lang ako mag-deactivate ng social media.
21:37Oo ba? Basta tulungan mo ako mag-binis ng kalat.
21:41Kalat sa buhay at literal na mga dami ko nakakalat.
21:45Game!
21:46Cheers!
21:47Cheers!
21:49Oo hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihahihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihih
22:19Sophie.
22:40Abby.
22:42Abby.
22:44Can you?
22:49Abby.
22:57Abby.
23:17Abby.
23:20Sophie.
23:25Hindi pwede.
23:26Hi, Abby.
23:28I cook brunch for you.
23:31I cook brunch for you.
23:32I cook brunch for you.
23:33I cook brunch for you.
23:34I cook brunch for you.
23:35I cook brunch for you.
23:36I cook brunch for you.
23:38I cook brunch for you.
23:40Hi, Abby. I cook brunch for you.
23:45Let's have breakfast!
23:46Oh, great!
23:47Where are you going?
23:48You have 50,000 followers on Instagram.
23:51What's the important thing to those followers?
23:54Can they change my life?
23:56Can they change my life?
23:58Can they change my life?
23:59In the middle of the camp,
24:00you just leave them.
24:02In the end,
24:04you're just one.
24:10Abby,
24:12you're so happy with me.
24:14If you want me, I'll just go.
24:16What do you want?
24:18What do you want?
24:22You,
24:24You,
24:26You,
24:33You,
24:38You,
24:40You,
24:41You,
24:42You,
24:44Gustong-gusto kitang kasama, oh
24:51Oh, Diyos ko, di ko na alam
24:55Kung saan ba ito, kung punta
24:58Basta, di na pala ko
25:04Kulang ng oras, basta bukas kami
25:09Magkasama, pwede bang mapatangay
25:15Muna sa buhay, kung walang kasaysay
25:21Di ko ka man
25:28Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:34Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:40Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:42Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:44Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:46Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:48Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:50Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
25:52Di mo para, gustong-gusto kitang
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