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00:00Ladies, I call the monthly district manager's meeting of the Federation to order.

00:30First, a toast to our founder, to Eulalia, that first truly emancipated woman who led the

00:42first sleep-in with members of Congress to take away the vote from the feeble males.

00:52Bravo!

00:53Eulalia is that great pioneer who plans the strategy for the final breakthroughs in the

01:00battle of the sexes.

01:02Hooray!

01:03That's great!

01:05Men have constantly mismanaged war and peace, politics and business.

01:12But that will stop as soon as we force them to abdicate initiative in the bedroom.

01:22Hooray!

01:24We will force the feeble sex into unconditional surrender once our membership has infiltrated

01:36the bedrooms of the power structure.

01:41Ladies, no more whimpering protests.

01:48No more coy little flirtations.

01:50Aggressive action.

01:52Hooray!

01:54Ladies, you, the members of the superior sex, you know that the male of the species has

02:00not entirely lost his usefulness to us.

02:04We still need them for our affections and our domestic needs.

02:09However, a word of caution.

02:13We should exercise restraint.

02:17The turnover in employees has taken on quite serious proportion.

02:23Last month, desertion was up another 25%.

02:29Death from exhaustion and heart attacks, 10%.

02:34And the suicide rate doubled.

02:36Ooh!

02:39Well, down to current matters.

02:42Are there any urgent requests?

02:44My ex-husband is getting real nasty.

02:47Couldn't you arrange a suicide for him?

02:50Sure, right away.

02:52If it's urgent.

02:54Which one of your ex-husbands are you referring to?

02:57Oh.

02:58Oh, I remember.

02:59He's the photographer.

03:01He's constantly sending pictures of me to my present husband.

03:04You know what I mean.

03:06Pictures taken at a fails conference in Miami Beach.

03:10And my poor husband is paying and paying and paying.

03:14Well, why don't we just destroy the negatives then?

03:17Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

03:19My husband loves those pictures.

03:24Sweetie Pie, it is our policy to conserve used husbands.

03:29One never knows.

03:30Maybe one of the other members could get some mileage out of them.

03:34Besides, last time you got mixed up.

03:37And we disposed of the wrong ex, remember?

03:40Anything else?

03:42I know.

03:43Why not open a new retreat in Hawaii?

03:48You know, with all the surfing and moonlight and luau's.

03:57No, darling.

03:58Last month you voted for an igloo in Alaska because the nights were longer.

04:03Let's leave the exotic adventures out.

04:06Let's make this a stay-at-home vacation.

04:19Now we have before us here an application for membership.

04:25Oh, it's a stay at sea.

04:26Since look, let's take advantage of its new

04:45Now I have a better question.

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