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Two Women In Gold (1970) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00:00Shit!
00:00:24Shit!
00:00:25Hello, Violette.
00:00:31Hello.
00:00:32Another wash day, huh?
00:00:33Right.
00:00:34What a bore.
00:00:36Oh, not so bad.
00:00:44Hey, see my colors?
00:00:46Yeah, rinse so bright.
00:00:48Hey, we should get paid for this commercial.
00:00:50With this coat, my husband's pajamas will be stiff in a minute.
00:00:52I wish I could say the same for him.
00:00:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:00:56We're in for some snow.
00:00:58Feels like it.
00:01:00When the snow comes, we'll really be locked in.
00:01:02Oh, I like the snow.
00:01:05Had any news of Bob?
00:01:07Still on his business trip.
00:01:09Nova Scotia.
00:01:10Don't complain.
00:01:12I wish my husband was a traveling salesman like yours.
00:01:15But get him out of my hair.
00:01:19Things might get interesting.
00:01:21He's always in the cellar.
00:01:22Those plants of his, like a mushroom.
00:01:27Oh, my laundry's all stiff, too.
00:01:30Your husband's pajamas, too?
00:01:32Cut that out.
00:01:33I can't wait till Bob returns.
00:01:36Good for you.
00:01:42Poor guy.
00:01:44Crumbling alone?
00:01:52Missed again.
00:02:05Damn this weather.
00:02:07How can anyone aim with all this glare?
00:02:10Sure, honey.
00:02:15Missed again, damn it.
00:02:22Your poor mother.
00:02:42What a shame you can't give her any presents.
00:02:44Oh, that's right.
00:02:45That's right.
00:02:46Well, you'd better hurry, darling.
00:03:02I know you're worried over your mother.
00:03:03You're so understanding.
00:03:05Bye-bye.
00:03:05Call you tomorrow.
00:03:06Bye-bye.
00:03:14Hello there.
00:03:15How's my little girl been doing?
00:03:16You been good?
00:03:18Watching TV?
00:03:20Oh, I hope it's a good program.
00:03:23Oh, sorry I was delayed.
00:03:25Those icy roads are murderous.
00:03:27Cars and ditches everywhere.
00:03:29Stop, start, stop, start.
00:03:30You know how it is.
00:03:32Sure.
00:03:34Mm-hmm.
00:03:34Anyway, now I'm here.
00:03:36Yes, I'm coming right over.
00:03:39Yes, I've missed you.
00:03:40Okay?
00:03:41Goodbye.
00:03:41Goodbye.
00:03:41That one.
00:03:50It's that bag there.
00:03:52Mm-hmm.
00:03:52That's it.
00:04:00What are you doing here?
00:04:02Shall I open the trunk for you, lover boy?
00:04:04No bother.
00:04:04Mama got much better, huh?
00:04:17Hypocrite bastard.
00:04:18Okay, Mr. Lamoureux.
00:04:21Speak about Mrs. Lamoureux, not your mother.
00:04:23Mrs. Lamoureux is a petite blonde with blue eyes, big-hearted, good-natured.
00:04:31Uh, her, uh, breasts aren't like yours, uh...
00:04:35Oh, you'd better explain that or I'll shoot.
00:04:37Oh, come on.
00:04:38That'd be awful for your career.
00:04:40Let's talk somewhere else.
00:04:41Mm-hmm.
00:04:42Mm-hmm.
00:04:45Mm-hmm.
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00:05:31Yeah, I'll say piece of junk.
00:05:40We're all junk.
00:05:43The GM.
00:05:45The only thing that works is the key that opens the door.
00:05:49That's all.
00:05:51For it's the same thing.
00:05:53They've got good ideas, but they don't follow through.
00:05:58Nader's right.
00:06:00Hello, sweetie.
00:06:01Oh, don't be mad, honey.
00:06:05You know, right after I phoned, as soon as I was on the freeway, the car stopped.
00:06:10Nothing to do about it.
00:06:12Spent half the night looking for an open garage.
00:06:14I don't care what you do, Bob, but I worry.
00:06:17Honey, I wanted to call you back, but I couldn't.
00:06:21By myself, on an empty road.
00:06:24What could I do?
00:06:25When I could get to a phone, I was so mad, all I wanted to do was sleep.
00:06:29Oh, come on, honey.
00:06:32Give me a little kiss.
00:06:35Do I scratch?
00:06:36Oh, I know.
00:06:37I look like a bum.
00:06:38Well, first a beard.
00:06:42Then a mustache.
00:06:43And while I'm at it, I think I'll do this, too.
00:06:53I think I'll go take myself a shower and a little nap.
00:06:57I'm bushed.
00:06:59Should I quit vacuum cleaning?
00:07:00No, don't let me stop you.
00:07:02I'm so tired I can sleep through anything.
00:07:23I can't stand these smelly ash trees.
00:07:24Vincent, when you go to bed, it's time.
00:07:31Vincent, go to bed this minute.
00:07:32Okay, okay.
00:07:34Night, Dad.
00:07:36Night, son.
00:07:37Night, Mom.
00:07:37Night.
00:07:39You should let him play, Fernand.
00:07:40You know the sax is his passion.
00:07:42I know.
00:07:45With what that sax cost, it should be his passion.
00:07:48Now, you know how I feel over things like that.
00:07:50It's best to work with prime tools.
00:07:52He's 10.
00:07:53Ah, it cost half of what it was worth.
00:08:12You should really stop smoking, Fernand.
00:08:14It's bad for your health, and it's a waste of money.
00:08:18Well, get them wholesale, dear, for half of what they're worth.
00:08:21Mm-hmm.
00:08:22Hey, Fernand, did you see my little wife, Violet?
00:08:25The one that was dying last week?
00:08:28Well, I repotted it, gave it some heat, and she's great now.
00:08:32Huh.
00:08:33Well.
00:08:37Well, I think I'll go make myself a hot drink.
00:08:40It'll relax me.
00:08:42You should smoke instead if you ask me.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:43All right.
00:09:09What if you're throwing out the pop pop, why don't you throw out the plant?
00:09:23Because the plant is still alive.
00:09:25It must be dead.
00:09:27No, it's bruised.
00:09:30I think we should chuck it.
00:09:34While it's still alive, never.
00:09:37You think mom knocked the plant on the floor on purpose?
00:09:40No, not on purpose.
00:09:42Clumsy, that's all.
00:09:44But not deliberately.
00:10:05Is that it?
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07Okay, let's go to your house.
00:10:09Easy does it.
00:10:14Don't break those wires.
00:10:16Come on.
00:10:17There goes your phone.
00:10:18Don't worry.
00:10:19All right, come on.
00:10:20There.
00:10:20Now I'll go get the wire.
00:10:22Great.
00:10:22You can get me my beer while you're at it.
00:10:24Okay.
00:10:24Hey, don't forget my beer.
00:10:26Hey, don't forget my beer.
00:10:30No, I got it.
00:10:31I got it.
00:10:32Here it is.
00:10:34Oh, you might as well go up.
00:10:35You're an old hand at it now.
00:10:37Looks too short.
00:10:38Don't worry.
00:10:39It's long enough.
00:10:40See?
00:10:40It's long enough.
00:10:40Hey, hold on to that ladder.
00:10:45You'll worry, Ward.
00:10:46I'll hold the ladder.
00:10:47All right.
00:10:48There, that'll keep them off the phone.
00:10:49Bet you it'll cut our phone bills in half.
00:10:51It's better.
00:10:53Calling 7385.
00:10:557385.
00:10:56How are you, two broads?
00:10:59False.
00:10:59Forgot to push the button.
00:11:01But look here.
00:11:02It's not too serious.
00:11:04Hmm?
00:11:04If you push the button in from this end,
00:11:06they'll hear you over there anyhow.
00:11:09It's complicated.
00:11:10Don't worry.
00:11:11They'll figure it out fast enough.
00:11:12And maybe then they'll keep off the telephone.
00:11:19Violet?
00:11:20When you hear...
00:11:22I was just reading this very interesting book.
00:11:25All about wives like us who don't work.
00:11:27Women in the suburbs, yes.
00:11:29Listen.
00:11:31You may knock at any one of these portals.
00:11:34That is our doors.
00:11:35How many women do you find exploiting their talents?
00:11:38We find they're all dead ends.
00:11:40However, comes a moment in a woman's life
00:11:42when in order to achieve harmony within herself,
00:11:44she has to develop her individuality.
00:11:46Isn't that extraordinary?
00:11:48What do you think of that?
00:11:48But I can't even think anything.
00:11:57You better start.
00:11:58Here you are.
00:12:25Thanks.
00:12:25Not very warm, is it?
00:12:31I suppose not.
00:12:38Want more?
00:12:39I believe so, yes.
00:12:41Yvonne.
00:12:46Over here.
00:12:49Look at this.
00:12:53Well, hell.
00:12:55I've never been down here before.
00:12:56This place looks like a bloody jungle.
00:12:58Don't swear.
00:12:59You'll turn the chlorophyll sour.
00:13:01Don't make dust.
00:13:03Okay.
00:13:03There's a plant down there.
00:13:06Oh, yeah.
00:13:08Don't kick it with your feet.
00:13:11Can I speak?
00:13:11Or shall I just buzz like a bee or something?
00:13:14Tell me how you are.
00:13:16If my azaleas make the winter, I'll be fine.
00:13:19What do you say?
00:13:21We azalea are way up to the game.
00:13:24Mean, uh, football?
00:13:25Uh-huh.
00:13:26Why don't you take Violet?
00:13:27Oh, come on.
00:13:27I don't know about football.
00:13:29I was mighty lucky and picked up three tickets.
00:13:32You are bringing Violet, then?
00:13:33You can't take your wife to see football.
00:13:36It only brings bad luck.
00:13:37Oh, no.
00:13:38Come on.
00:13:38You're a joke.
00:13:39Oh, you don't pick up fast, Ivan.
00:13:41Open that dumb head of yours and put a little fertilizer in there.
00:13:46Well, it ought to be a hell of a game with a parade and everything.
00:13:51Well, we won't be cold.
00:13:52I brought a thermos of coffee.
00:13:53Coffee?
00:13:54Don't bother with that.
00:13:55We'll drink this.
00:13:56What's that?
00:13:57Well, try it.
00:13:59For God's sake, chuck the coffee or they'll all laugh at us.
00:14:03You got something for you back there.
00:14:06It's not as nice as mine.
00:14:07Ask for the thermos.
00:14:11Hey, mister.
00:14:12Have some coffee.
00:14:13Bye.
00:14:14Bye.
00:14:14Hold it now.
00:14:41Okay, you two.
00:14:50Hold her, Ivan.
00:14:51Hold her, for God's sake.
00:14:52And that's it.
00:14:54Just look at that formation.
00:15:19And all these people.
00:15:20It's so exciting.
00:15:22It'll be more exciting after the game.
00:15:25Oh, stop that.
00:15:28I wish I understood something about their plays.
00:15:30Don't worry, Ivan.
00:15:31I'll explain as we go along.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35I'm glad not to be in that mob.
00:15:37So am I.
00:15:38Do you like football?
00:15:42Oh, not a bit.
00:15:43Do you?
00:15:44Oh, personally, I hate it.
00:15:45I want the ball.
00:15:58I want the ball.
00:15:59I want the ball.
00:16:01I want the ball.
00:16:01Five bucks on the ground.
00:16:16Five bucks?
00:16:18Just five bucks?
00:16:19Hey, it's my turn.
00:16:30Do you mind?
00:16:30I don't know if you can see it.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36Oh, does that stuff do?
00:16:38Oh, it burns.
00:16:38How many women can you find who exploit their talents?
00:16:53A sex pet is a talent.
00:16:56You mean we should sleep with anybody at all?
00:16:59Before we knew them, our guys were anybody at all.
00:17:02Yes, but that's something else.
00:17:04I don't see why.
00:17:05What if we both got caught?
00:17:08Oh, now, don't be a dunce.
00:17:10Yvonne's at the office all day, and Bob's gone two or three days every week.
00:17:16So, we're spending all your days alone.
00:17:21Haven't you ever slept with other guys?
00:17:23I wasn't married then.
00:17:24Before you're married, after you're married, what's the difference?
00:17:29Oh, stupid, we women.
00:17:31We sit around and wait and wait.
00:17:33We might as well have fun while we're desirable and with it.
00:17:37How often do you make love with Bob?
00:17:40Well, two or three times a month he's home so little.
00:17:46And you think Bob is satisfied with that?
00:17:49Hey, you better cover those feet, you'll be chill.
00:17:51Oh, you're sweet.
00:17:57But I wasn't feeling cold.
00:17:59But thanks.
00:17:59Hey.
00:18:06There's a game going on out there, huh?
00:18:08Huh?
00:18:09Huh?
00:18:09Lev!
00:18:10Sleep with just anybody?
00:18:13Isn't it embarrassing to sleep with the fellow you just met?
00:18:16Why?
00:18:16Imagine the milk boy.
00:18:19He's gorgeous.
00:18:20Wouldn't you like that?
00:18:21Why not?
00:18:23What if I'm not feeling sexy?
00:18:25Who cares?
00:18:26The point is to have fun.
00:18:29If it's good sex, too, all the better.
00:18:34Wait just a second.
00:18:35The wanton love life of Fernand Turcourt.
00:18:41I'll make a monkey out of Isadora Duncan.
00:18:47Boy, I can just see it now.
00:18:49Whoa!
00:18:53What do you believe was happening in Pompadour's Boudoir or Chanel's Salon?
00:18:58Panky and Hanky, that's what.
00:18:59Panky and Hanky, that's what I'm talking about in Pompadour.
00:19:03Here come the judge.
00:19:06Snack, snap.
00:19:07Twelve, twenty-four, three, six, five.
00:19:12Snack.
00:19:13Snack.
00:19:14Twenty-three.
00:19:15Twenty-three.
00:19:16Your face is...
00:19:18There.
00:19:20Hey, look at that.
00:19:24Hey!
00:19:26Watch it.
00:19:27You'll hurt me with that thing, you clumsy clutch!
00:19:29Don't worry.
00:19:47Okay, now watch it.
00:19:48I'm fine.
00:19:49Hang on to me.
00:19:50Yeah, yeah.
00:19:50Now, Kate, don't try to lift both feet at the same time.
00:19:53No, huh?
00:19:54Now, take care.
00:19:55What's the matter with him?
00:19:56Is he sick?
00:19:56No, no, no.
00:19:57He just tied one on.
00:19:59Fine.
00:19:59He'll be all right.
00:20:02Did you have fun?
00:20:04It was a smashing game, but I tell you, it was freezing.
00:20:06Smashing game.
00:20:08He'll be all right tomorrow.
00:20:10I'll be all right.
00:20:11Well, good night for a night.
00:20:13I hope you manage okay.
00:20:14Yeah, thanks.
00:20:14Oh, here's his flute.
00:20:15Bye-bye.
00:20:16Bye-bye, Bob.
00:20:16Oh, she'll manage us fine there, Bob.
00:20:19She'll manage okay.
00:20:21Manage smashing.
00:20:23Better go up to your room now.
00:20:24Come on, get up to your room.
00:20:25But, dear, the stairs are in the way.
00:20:28Oh, get up stairs.
00:20:29Come on.
00:20:29I'll make a try.
00:20:31That's what you look like.
00:20:33Oh, I'm Captain Jake's horse marines.
00:20:36I've paid my horse on milk and beans.
00:20:40Oh, stop that stupid singing.
00:20:43Come on.
00:20:44Oh, can't you see I'm crying?
00:20:45Hurry, don't mess up the floor, for God's sake.
00:20:55Want to play, Dad?
00:21:08Oh, forget it.
00:21:15That's what you get for drinking when you know you can't take it.
00:21:17Oh, God.
00:21:30Oh, gosh.
00:21:32Oh, my God.
00:21:38How about a cup of coffee that'll really help you out
00:22:01Hi there, sports fan
00:22:09Wow, what a messy state you're in
00:22:16You lad, don't forget, I'll be sending you the milk boy
00:22:22Oh, please, you're kidding
00:22:24No, he's the best looking around, aren't you curious?
00:22:29Morning, Mrs. Nicole
00:22:36It's real cold for winter, huh?
00:22:45Want some eggs today? They aren't special, real big ones
00:22:50Let's see, we only need a little milk, a little butter, maybe some fresh cream
00:22:54That's a real empty refrigerator
00:22:57How about some yogurt? Natural, berry, what'll it be, huh?
00:23:01Oh, we'll skip the yogurt, huh?
00:23:08We'll skip the yogurt, huh?
00:23:09We'll skip the yogurt, huh?
00:23:11We'll skip the yogurt, huh?
00:23:15Mr. Nicole told me you wanted milk, eh?
00:23:21Ah, yes
00:23:24Mrs. Decold told me you wanted milk, eh?
00:23:42Ah, yes.
00:23:46I'd like you to come regularly.
00:23:48I won't need much. I'm often alone.
00:23:51Yes, I know. Mrs. Decold told me.
00:23:54You're Mrs. Lamoureux, right?
00:23:56Right, Violette.
00:23:58Where'd I leave my bag?
00:24:01I want to buy some milk coupons from you.
00:24:04Where'd I put that bag?
00:24:08Besides, paying with coupons is practical, since I'm always short of money.
00:24:11Sure. Well, I'd like to...
00:24:12Excuse me.
00:24:13Oh, you must give me a delivery order form to put on my door.
00:24:24Oh, there it is.
00:24:34You need a little skim milk, too. It's great for the figure.
00:24:47I'm sorry. I know. I'm a little top.
00:24:50Don't be sorry. I'm not.
00:24:52I'm not bad for lefty, huh?
00:25:12686-3822.
00:25:18What number are you using now, please?
00:25:20686-3822.
00:25:21Then your phone is working, madam.
00:25:22Now, it's my extension in that room.
00:25:30When I speak, it goes wang-zwang. It's been two weeks now.
00:25:32We'll send someone at once, madam. We're glad to be of service.
00:25:34My phone in here goes wang-zwang.
00:25:42Zwang-zwang.
00:25:43Uh-huh.
00:25:44May I take off my...
00:25:46Oh, of course.
00:25:48Give me that.
00:25:50May I have to work quite some time on this thing.
00:25:53These princess phones are...
00:25:54I checked a buzz with Central.
00:25:59You don't like the princesses?
00:26:00We hardly sell them anymore.
00:26:02We have the Contempora. They're made to last.
00:26:04I recommend the Contempora.
00:26:06Got it.
00:26:07Hey, I just can't help noticing what a beautiful little place you've got here for yourself.
00:26:11Oh, the place is all right.
00:26:13Oh, it's great.
00:26:14I saw from the window almost all the block is the same house.
00:26:17Oh, I suppose in the beginning a person could be a little confused about what house is his.
00:26:21But I guess you get used to it.
00:26:23You get used to everything.
00:26:25Anyhow, I'm mad about the suburbs.
00:26:27The best thing, it's not a small village type place.
00:26:30It's not a big city sort of place either.
00:26:32It's amazing how much they're like.
00:26:35I didn't see any stores.
00:26:37But I'm sure there are some.
00:26:38I wouldn't like commuting.
00:26:40Because of the bridge, the traffic jams must be awful.
00:26:43I suppose...
00:26:44All you have to do is just avoid the rush hours.
00:26:48Wait a second.
00:26:52Thanks.
00:26:53Where is it to connect?
00:26:56There.
00:26:57Oh, good.
00:26:57I'll go check that.
00:26:58No, no, don't get up.
00:27:00I'll pull the bed out.
00:27:02Okay.
00:27:03Hold it.
00:27:04Am I too heavy?
00:27:05No.
00:27:06I'm used to it.
00:27:07My wife weighs 240 pounds.
00:27:09Well, the connection seems all right.
00:27:13We'll just put this back.
00:27:17Phew.
00:27:17It's awfully hot in here.
00:27:19Your system really works.
00:27:21I bet you're heated electrically.
00:27:23I wouldn't mind if it were hotter.
00:27:24Really?
00:27:25Well, I wouldn't advise it.
00:27:27You wouldn't be able to breathe.
00:27:29I see.
00:27:30This looks all right here.
00:27:32Take a closer look.
00:27:34It's amusing, a phone, isn't it?
00:27:36Sure is.
00:27:37When it works.
00:27:39Your card.
00:27:41It's really amazing when it doesn't work.
00:27:43It's like at the company, they keep saying to us fellas,
00:27:46go out and see that they work.
00:27:47Otherwise, they won't.
00:27:49So we do.
00:27:50Well, you know, that's how we got to be the biggest phone company.
00:27:53We are the biggest phone company.
00:27:55Do you realize that?
00:27:56You're the only one.
00:27:58Oh, well, if there were others, we'd still be the biggest.
00:28:01I'll check the line at the office.
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:06No, no, I'm just checking.
00:28:08Hello.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:09I'm making a person-to-person call.
00:28:11Hey, madam, you're not plugged in there.
00:28:14You girls are dumb.
00:28:17Any other problems?
00:28:19Just call us up.
00:28:21It probably won't be me being promoted to polls.
00:28:25I like working outdoors for a change.
00:28:27Can't take these overheated apartments.
00:28:30They're wearing a low belt, too, I see.
00:28:31Yeah, well, it's because I'm not very tall.
00:28:33If I wear it higher, it'll make me look shorter.
00:28:36Well, like I said, any other problems, just give us a call, day or night.
00:28:40Good day, madam.
00:28:41Good day.
00:28:42Is Toronto the name of a country?
00:28:53Of course not.
00:28:54Go get my electric razor in the bathroom.
00:28:57Fernand.
00:28:58What?
00:28:59Should I bring two or three suits?
00:29:01I'll only be gone for four days.
00:29:03I see.
00:29:04You made fun of me when I gave you the name, huh?
00:29:07I know.
00:29:07I couldn't believe it.
00:29:08You should have more confidence in me, Vaughn.
00:29:11It's true, my little punky.
00:29:13It must be quite a ceremony if they're taking you all the way to Toronto.
00:29:17Papa, the taxi's waiting.
00:29:19I left a note on the table with my phone number in Toronto.
00:29:23Don't worry.
00:29:23We'll manage you.
00:29:24Bye.
00:29:25Yippee!
00:29:26When I grow up, I'm going to go to Toronto, too.
00:29:28Yeah, hope and pray you don't grow up too fast, huh?
00:29:30Put in the toast, will you?
00:29:38After being gone three days, you're not very talkative.
00:29:41Well, I just put in the toast.
00:29:49Well, the maxis aren't easy to sell.
00:29:51That's for sure.
00:29:53Well, they're pretty in the photos.
00:29:54Designers are fools.
00:30:00There.
00:30:03Not too much better.
00:30:06Good to call me.
00:30:09Hello?
00:30:11Just a second.
00:30:12It's for you.
00:30:13Who's that?
00:30:14Hello.
00:30:15Who?
00:30:17Morning.
00:30:18Hey, it's the mayor of the borough.
00:30:21Look.
00:30:22Mm-hmm.
00:30:24Well, your honor, I must admit I'm flattered.
00:30:27But, uh, I point out that...
00:30:30It's splendid construction.
00:30:33I'm not surprised.
00:30:38Well, this weekend is perfect.
00:30:40It makes it a little rushed, but, uh, we'll make do.
00:30:43Don't worry.
00:30:46Thank you very much, Mr. Mayor.
00:30:48Bye.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:51Oh, you know what?
00:30:52Our place was chosen the home of the year.
00:30:55You mean our house?
00:30:57Yes, ours.
00:30:58You'll have to get a move on if we expect to be ready by Sunday, my girl.
00:31:03Oh, the flowers that bloom in the spring, ta-rah!
00:31:07The flowers that bloom in the spring, ta-rah!
00:31:09Please clean it well or I'll really get embarrassed this weekend.
00:31:12Don't be worried.
00:31:13I'll take care of it, madam.
00:31:15Let me do something.
00:31:16Never in the world.
00:31:17Why not?
00:31:18There'll be something to do.
00:31:20Oh, well, since you insist.
00:31:23Oh, it'll be amusing.
00:31:25Then it's my pleasure, madam.
00:31:26Let me do something.
00:31:27Let me do something.
00:31:28Oh, well, if you are coming.
00:31:30Let me do something.
00:31:31Oh, well, if you are coming.
00:31:33How do you come back to me?
00:31:38Let me push the leaves
00:31:42To hide me.
00:32:03Oh, hi, Bob. Hi there, how it goes?
00:32:15He caught me by surprise, I'm full of face cream. Oh, isn't Yvonne here?
00:32:18Didn't you know he left for Toronto yesterday?
00:32:20Oh, yes, Violette did mention it.
00:32:25Want some coffee?
00:32:27Haven't you got anything a bit stronger, maybe?
00:32:31So I hear your house was chosen home of the year, right?
00:32:36Yes, I'm not really surprised. It's well constructed.
00:32:42Here, make yourself comfortable.
00:32:44Oh, thanks, I will.
00:32:51Yvonne was so excited about his trip.
00:32:54Well, you know, Violette is scrubbing, cleaning, polishing away like crazy.
00:33:00She's changed, if you noticed.
00:33:02She seems dreamy most of the time.
00:33:06I wouldn't be too worried about her.
00:33:08Yeah, but she's always alone.
00:33:11That doesn't bother you now, does it?
00:33:15Well, I'm busy.
00:33:17Traveling in the provinces most of the time isn't exactly fun.
00:33:20Don't bother with that line.
00:33:22I'll bet you're not bored often.
00:33:26You know those English girls in the sack.
00:33:28It's no big deal.
00:33:30How would you know?
00:33:34Keep the company, have a drink.
00:33:37Why not?
00:33:38That's a great idea.
00:33:39I'm told that drinking at midday is healthy.
00:33:45Here's to health.
00:33:51This is pretty strong stuff, don't you think?
00:33:57Ace you up.
00:33:59I'm all for that. Let's drink up then.
00:34:01Oh, you're built like a Greek god.
00:34:08God's got nothing to do with this.
00:34:17Tell me you came up.
00:34:20You know, you could earn your living at this.
00:34:22Uh-huh.
00:34:23Uh-huh.
00:34:24Uh-huh.
00:34:25Uh-huh.
00:34:26Uh-huh.
00:34:27Uh-huh.
00:34:28Uh-huh.
00:34:29Uh-huh.
00:34:30Uh-huh.
00:34:31Uh-huh.
00:34:32Uh-huh.
00:34:33Tell me, do you study in advertising?
00:34:35No.
00:34:36They're not too heavy in formal education.
00:34:38But enough.
00:34:39Well, enough.
00:34:40Mr. Lyon, Mr. Turcot's here.
00:34:41Yes.
00:34:43Well.
00:34:46Ah, Turcot.
00:34:48Come in.
00:34:49I'd like you to meet our national vice president in charge of public relations.
00:34:53How do you do?
00:34:54Harold Yvonne.
00:34:55How do you do?
00:34:56Would you tell me your first name again? I never can quite pronounce it.
00:34:59It's Yvonne.
00:35:01Ah.
00:35:02Ah, yes, of course.
00:35:04Funny thing, I used to know a girl named Yvonne.
00:35:07Oh, yes.
00:35:09Now, sit down.
00:35:12Harry, Yvonne is the man who created the company's new French image.
00:35:16Good.
00:35:17How long have you been with us now, Yvonne?
00:35:18It'll be 14 years in January.
00:35:22Harry was telling me that the board is very proud of you, Yvonne.
00:35:25Very pleased, indeed.
00:35:27Ah.
00:35:28Oh, indeed we are.
00:35:29This new French name, Canada, Vi, should, uh...
00:35:31Be.
00:35:32Oh, quite, sorry.
00:35:33Well, it should boost our sales quite considerably.
00:35:36Although, I must tell you, it comes as somewhat of a shock to some of us in Toronto.
00:35:39It's a shame what's happening in the province of Quebec.
00:35:41Oh, yes, yes.
00:35:42I understand its use is to be restricted in the province of Quebec.
00:35:45Oh, definitely so.
00:35:46Mm-hmm, yeah.
00:35:47Um, have you seen this, Yvonne?
00:35:49It's coming out tomorrow, isn't it, Harry?
00:35:51Uh, yes.
00:35:52That's great for you, Yvonne.
00:35:55Yvonne, the president of our company has charged me with this most pleasant task of presenting you with this small token of our appreciation for your new name, which does indeed show our company's keen interest in the French-Canadian community and Quebec as a whole.
00:36:14Thank you very much, Mr. Lyon.
00:36:15Not at all, I see.
00:36:16Thank you very much, Mr. Lyon.
00:36:17Not at all, I see.
00:36:19Amen, when you're involved and tell us, it's a young idiot.
00:36:22Get hurt!
00:36:24Yeah, you won except me.
00:36:25Yes, you won't tend to be pulling theolith!
00:36:26Then you don't see me in life...
00:36:29Oh, yeah!
00:36:30Yeah!
00:36:31I see!
00:36:32Person 13!
00:36:33Carnion, where is Yvonne?
00:36:34He hasn't come back from his trip yet.
00:36:35He will not come back from his trip yet.
00:36:36He will now be here later on.
00:36:37Don't worry!
00:36:38Ladies and gentlemen, we're very proud that twice in our borough,
00:36:43the most beautiful house in the suburbs award has been won right here.
00:36:49It's an honor which rejects, reflects on us all,
00:36:54but at the same time, it's a huge responsibility.
00:36:58To Mr. and Mrs. Lamoureux, all our wishes for happiness and prosperity
00:37:09and posterity in this award-winning one-family house.
00:37:22Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Many thanks to everybody.
00:37:26I'm happy, at this occasion, to present to everyone
00:37:31the man responsible for these festivities, Mr. Nobert, the architect.
00:37:37Mr. Nobert, I'll say even more.
00:37:39And that is, you have nothing to envy in the Corbusier.
00:37:43In construction, as in all else,
00:37:46when you pay the price, you get quality.
00:37:49My thanks to you all, neighbors and friends.
00:37:51Dear Lord,
00:37:56we have assembled this abode,
00:37:58constructed this nest,
00:38:00where we live contented,
00:38:02in peace and harmony.
00:38:05May the Savior be among us,
00:38:08and let us all grow
00:38:10in our concern for others.
00:38:13In the name of the Father,
00:38:15the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
00:38:17Amen.
00:38:18Ready?
00:38:20One, two, three, four!
00:38:31It's an oak tree, ladies and gentlemen.
00:38:34What's happening here is good news
00:38:36on the domestic front for a change,
00:38:39and your local station is on the spot
00:38:41to report it to you as it happens.
00:38:43A tree has been planted here,
00:38:47an oak tree,
00:38:48to mark this happy event for the borough.
00:38:52This ceremony has reached an end now,
00:38:54but we shall always remember
00:38:56this house which won,
00:38:57I repeat,
00:38:58the prize for suburban house of the year.
00:39:03The first piece for the lovely mistress of the house.
00:39:07And another piece for my
00:39:09charming wife, huh?
00:39:10I feel awful,
00:39:12let it varnish him back yet.
00:39:14May I have a piece of bedroom
00:39:15with some icing on it?
00:39:18He's the one.
00:39:20Which one?
00:39:20Well, he's the rug cleaning man,
00:39:22but he's also Alderman of the parish.
00:39:28Excuse me,
00:39:29but may I get past?
00:39:30Don't worry.
00:39:32It really is a nice house.
00:39:34Daddy!
00:39:35Hello, Fernand.
00:39:36Hello, son.
00:39:37Hi, Daddy!
00:39:38Oh, big party.
00:39:39Sorry, I'm so late.
00:39:42I'm glad you're here, Tom.
00:39:44I was afraid you weren't going to make it at all.
00:39:46My plane was too late.
00:39:47I want you to meet the mayor.
00:39:48How are you doing, sir?
00:39:51He's my best friend,
00:39:52you know, mayor?
00:39:53Yes.
00:39:54And Jacques Dupont,
00:39:55the baker,
00:39:55very pleased to meet you.
00:39:56Minus pastries in town.
00:39:57That's right.
00:39:58Tom,
00:39:59you must have a piece of cake.
00:40:01Get him a big piece, Violet.
00:40:02That's something else.
00:40:06Funny, fighting into a home?
00:40:07Especially the home of the year.
00:40:10Hey, that's all, that's all.
00:40:12Have a champagne to wash it down with.
00:40:13Come on.
00:40:14Please, no.
00:40:14I had a Pepsi and a Coke on the flight.
00:40:16I'd better have a cola.
00:40:18Have you seen my imitation
00:40:19of the fuzzy face squirrels?
00:40:21Cute, clever.
00:40:23Oh, thank you.
00:40:24And rabbits I do, too.
00:40:27He's a good little boy.
00:40:29Let's not that.
00:40:30I think we should all make like Anna Mahouk.
00:40:32Don't worry, darling.
00:40:34Please, dear, behave yourself.
00:40:35He's a priest, after all.
00:40:47Don't worry about the thing, ladies.
00:40:49No, no, no.
00:40:50Don't worry about the rods.
00:40:52That's my business, after all.
00:40:54Look at that.
00:40:57How's that for nerve?
00:40:58They're not going to leave that there, are you?
00:40:59Uh, where else should I put it?
00:41:03What's that crown she's wearing?
00:41:04She won it in the Queen of England contest, dear.
00:41:08Come on.
00:41:09Off you go to bed now.
00:41:10Oh, it's full of fingerprints.
00:41:18And that's all they gave you for your idea.
00:41:21Uh, I got my name in the Quebec News.
00:41:24Dragging you all the way to Toronto for that.
00:41:26There was a ceremony.
00:41:28Besides, uh, I had lunch with the boss.
00:41:30Uh, introduced myself to the, uh, board.
00:41:34Oh, long live Canada life in the Queen.
00:41:39Uh, long live Canada life in the Queen.
00:41:43Uh, long live Canada life in the Queen.
00:42:01Hello there.
00:42:06Uh, ah, hello.
00:42:08I thought you were on your way to Halifax.
00:42:09Well, I'm on my way, but...
00:42:11Hey, look at that boy go.
00:42:16Hey, hang on, he's breaking his chart.
00:42:20Well?
00:42:22What?
00:42:23Your wife.
00:42:26You told her.
00:42:27Uh, look, uh...
00:42:29I suppose leaving your wife plus a beautiful house can't be very easy.
00:42:35Uh, is it all right if we change the subject?
00:42:38Let's talk about your horse instead.
00:42:42Well, what do you think?
00:42:44It's difficult for me to say.
00:42:46Especially since I've got a soft spot for Violet.
00:42:51Could be just her name.
00:42:52Uh, Bob, when you've got a wife that pretty,
00:43:00I would really think twice, uh, before divorcing.
00:43:05Uh, you know, that was a great party.
00:43:20It was.
00:43:21Sit down.
00:43:23Just between us, that mayor's wife went too far.
00:43:27Uh, she was a bit high, like everybody else at a party.
00:43:32That's what parties are for.
00:43:33Did I plan for me?
00:43:35Violets.
00:43:37Fragile.
00:43:38Lovely like you.
00:43:40Oh, my car.
00:43:43Bob, still asleep.
00:43:44Maria, remember you gave me an appointment last week
00:43:46to conduct an interview on the oppressed woman?
00:43:48So I did.
00:43:50Can I get you a drink?
00:43:51Oh, I usually don't drink on the job, but just this one.
00:43:54A sherry?
00:43:55Oh, that's just grimy.
00:43:56Coming right up.
00:43:59So what sort of indiscreet thing are you going to ask?
00:44:02Well, I'll ask you about your life.
00:44:06Not everything.
00:44:07But the replies are strictly confidential, I assure you.
00:44:11And do the women you interview answer, uh, frankly?
00:44:14Usually.
00:44:15Huh.
00:44:16If you know the things women have told me, you flip out.
00:44:18And how would you like it if I told you everything?
00:44:23Oh, wait.
00:44:24I'll take notes.
00:44:25And I repeat, it's in the strictest confidence.
00:44:30Here.
00:44:30Have some of this first.
00:44:32Oh, sure.
00:44:34Well, here's to you.
00:44:36Well, me and my neighbor.
00:44:38She's my friend.
00:44:39Here's to you, dear.
00:44:46Milkman arrived.
00:44:47No, wait.
00:44:48What?
00:44:49That was right here in the dining room.
00:44:52Well, it's really emancipated now.
00:44:54And how?
00:44:54May I publish that in my article?
00:44:56Without plans, of course.
00:44:58Here's the article.
00:44:58Oh, I'm sorry.
00:45:01Oh, your blouse is all wet.
00:45:03Oh, that's all right.
00:45:04Take that right off, you're going to catch a cold.
00:45:06Oh, really?
00:45:06Never finish that article.
00:45:07I think I should.
00:45:07Come on, now.
00:45:08All right.
00:45:08There we are.
00:45:10Oh, the zipper stuff.
00:45:12Well, take your time.
00:45:15Oh.
00:45:16Oh.
00:45:17Oh, sorry.
00:45:17I never wear a bra.
00:45:20Oh, it's chilly.
00:45:22Okay, hold it.
00:45:23Oh.
00:45:24Oh, good morning.
00:45:26Good morning.
00:45:29Now, let's get another one.
00:45:30All right.
00:45:30From the back.
00:45:31Okay.
00:45:32Good.
00:45:32Good.
00:45:33Oh, good.
00:45:35Let me see.
00:45:36Let me see.
00:45:37Uh-huh.
00:45:38Oh.
00:45:39Oh.
00:45:39Oh.
00:45:49See, Montreal?
00:45:51All drowned in pollution.
00:45:52Think people live in that stuff.
00:46:01I can't make it.
00:46:03My legs are buckling.
00:46:04It's all downhill.
00:46:05Come on.
00:46:05Come on.
00:46:06Come on.
00:46:06Come on.
00:46:13They really know how to keep a guy happy, those chicks.
00:46:17She's European.
00:46:18You know what I mean?
00:46:19They learn how to cater to men while they're still in the cradle.
00:46:23Hmm.
00:46:24Hey, you know, Yvonne, if you banged ten Chinese chicks per day, you'd spend a quarter million
00:46:32years doing the job.
00:46:34It's much too ambitious.
00:46:35Oh, it's not bad.
00:46:51Oh, a poster.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53You think this will wash?
00:46:55Oh, I don't know.
00:46:56Oh, yeah.
00:46:58Gay panties for Yvonne.
00:47:00You don't have to wrap up those.
00:47:02Oh, they won't take them then.
00:47:05I'm so sorry.
00:47:07It's Christmas.
00:47:07It must happen often.
00:47:09You think you'll like it, Villain?
00:47:10You bet.
00:47:11It's beautiful.
00:47:12Will you take it or shall we deliver?
00:47:14But Villain, it's much too big.
00:47:15Why don't you have it delivered?
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:17Oh, Vernon.
00:47:25What?
00:47:25You're mad.
00:47:26It must be that journalist who came to you.
00:47:29Aren't you worried?
00:47:30Yvonne might recognize you.
00:47:31No, I won't.
00:47:31I'm blindfolded.
00:47:33Oh, that's great.
00:47:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:36Oh, oh, oh.
00:47:37Oh, oh, oh.
00:47:38Oh, oh, oh.
00:47:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:50And, Ann, look, that's pretty, eh?
00:47:54For a snowsuit.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:57It'll really be Christmas, then.
00:48:00Oh, I got feathers this morning.
00:48:03That's better than horns.
00:48:04Oh, if this goes on, I'll look like Tiny Tim.
00:48:07I'll fix you up.
00:48:09But not in the middle of the room, huh?
00:48:11Why not?
00:48:12Because the whole outside will see us, and a rug will be covered with hair.
00:48:16All right.
00:48:17This way.
00:48:22Oh, God.
00:48:23I hope I'll be able to leave with this rotten weather.
00:48:25Come here.
00:48:26Be still.
00:48:26Careful you don't cut the year.
00:48:28Please, don't be such a warrior.
00:48:29Wait.
00:48:30I've got to leave the gun.
00:48:31You're pulling it.
00:48:32Oh, you're such a complainer.
00:48:34Come on.
00:48:35Should I clip you or not?
00:48:36Hey, don't trim me like a Pepsi, huh?
00:48:38You're crazy.
00:48:39Don't be so smart.
00:48:40Sit still.
00:48:41Hey, leave that point at the nape.
00:48:43I like that there.
00:48:44You know I'm good at this.
00:48:45Stop pulling it.
00:48:46Stop moving, dummy.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:48I'll stop moving to do it right.
00:48:50Stop moving, really.
00:48:51Don't forget before you go to leave me money.
00:48:53How much?
00:48:55A hundred dollars or so.
00:48:57What?
00:48:58What do you do with all the money I give you?
00:49:00What's the meaning of that?
00:49:02Okay, I'm finished.
00:49:04I'm gorgeous, huh?
00:49:05Now I look like the village idiot.
00:49:09Money, money.
00:49:11I wonder where it all goes.
00:49:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:31Well, aren't you happy to see me?
00:49:33Yeah, sure.
00:49:40Pretty cold weather we're having.
00:49:41Mm-hmm.
00:49:42Yeah, it's winter.
00:49:43I gather you're taking singing lessons.
00:49:47May I suggest you begin courses in conversation?
00:49:50Look, I'm taking courses in singing, taking courses in drama, taking courses in diction,
00:49:53taking courses in dancing, taking courses in ballet, taking courses in yoga, taking courses
00:49:57in judo, taking courses in karate, and all of it for beans.
00:50:01Nothing works.
00:50:02It can't be that hard to break into the movies.
00:50:05It might be all those courses.
00:50:06Ah, I know I'm not Bridget Bardot, but still.
00:50:12Bridget Bardot is finished, my dear.
00:50:15You think it's true I resemble Julie Christie?
00:50:18Hmm.
00:50:19Come on, I need encouragement.
00:50:20I believe I've got what you want.
00:50:23What did you say, darling?
00:50:24I got a small surprise for you.
00:50:26A what?
00:50:28Remember I spoke of Playboy?
00:50:29You mean it's on?
00:50:33Oh, baby!
00:50:34What's up for a joke, huh?
00:50:36Oh, you're terrific.
00:50:38Naked?
00:50:38Yes, but I'll be there.
00:50:39Oh, great!
00:50:46Buongiorno a tutti.
00:50:47Hello.
00:50:47Ciao.
00:50:48Hello, Marcella.
00:50:49Va bene?
00:50:52Bella.
00:50:56E questa?
00:50:57Sì.
00:50:58Miss, will you come, please?
00:50:59I only shoot once.
00:51:11The Chinese food.
00:51:15Violette, the chiamain is here.
00:51:18Here, let me have all that.
00:51:20Good.
00:51:21Two.
00:51:22There.
00:51:24Oh, now, don't be in such a hurry to go.
00:51:26Take off your coat.
00:51:27Violette, come and help me.
00:51:28Oh, what are you doing?
00:51:33Wait.
00:51:35Come back.
00:51:36Again?
00:51:37Come back.
00:51:38I'll get on this side.
00:51:40Oh, come back here.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:43Fair nose.
00:51:44Stop him.
00:51:45Where is he?
00:51:46Stop him.
00:51:47Stop him.
00:51:47Hurry.
00:51:49Get back.
00:51:50Get back.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:51Oh, he's got him.
00:51:52He's not leaving there.
00:51:53Oh, no, no.
00:51:54Get away.
00:51:55No.
00:51:56No, no.
00:51:56No, no.
00:51:57I've got him.
00:51:58Ah!
00:51:58Ah!
00:51:58Ah!
00:51:58Ah!
00:51:58No.
00:51:59Ah, no.
00:52:00Oh, this thing.
00:52:01Oh, come on.
00:52:02That's better.
00:52:05Ah!
00:52:05Ah!
00:52:06Yeah, right.
00:52:06Ah!
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:07Oh, yeah.
00:52:08Get fired, please.
00:52:10Ah!
00:52:11Oh, where's he doing?
00:52:12Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:14Come back here you.
00:52:15Get him!
00:52:15Ah!
00:52:16Ah!
00:52:16Get him on his downfield, eh!
00:52:17Ah!
00:52:18Fear not.
00:52:32What is it?
00:52:33My parrot dropped dead and I think I'm faint.
00:52:36Oh, poor little thing.
00:52:38Now, please, Violette, don't get hysterical.
00:52:40I'll buy you another one.
00:52:42It won't be belly.
00:52:48I'm collecting for Chapel Emmanuel.
00:52:49Do you have any clothes to spare?
00:52:51No, sorry.
00:52:52Gwen, all right.
00:52:59Oh, I can bring myself to do it.
00:53:07My bird.
00:53:16Hello, Mr. Lalland.
00:53:18Hello, Madame Lamoureux.
00:53:20Take your coat off.
00:53:32How did you find the other one?
00:53:33Oh, it was awful.
00:53:35I uncovered the cage as usual in the morning and she was lying stiff as a board.
00:53:38It's a bad omen.
00:53:40No, not a bit.
00:53:41She was alone.
00:53:42You know, it's well known.
00:53:43Birds mustn't be alone.
00:53:46Oh, two!
00:53:47I took the liberty of bringing two.
00:53:50Oh, I'm not sure I have the money, Mr. Lalland.
00:53:52Oh, it's for the price of one, dear lady.
00:53:55It's sad enough to spend life as a prisoner.
00:53:58Listen to this article I'm reading.
00:54:00Birds just like our presents.
00:54:02As soon as they see us, they fly.
00:54:04They try to escape as soon as we approach.
00:54:06Despite all our gestures of affection, they want to go.
00:54:08They're unhappy living with us.
00:54:10Cats and dogs appreciate affection.
00:54:12No species of birds does.
00:54:13I've always wanted to fly.
00:54:15Really?
00:54:15What for?
00:54:16For the freedom of it.
00:54:17Haven't you seen written on postcards, bird's eye view, bold oiseau?
00:54:23It's always splendid.
00:54:25You're not very happy, are you?
00:54:26It's funny, I'm feeling butterflies in the heart.
00:54:36It's funny, I'm feeling butterflies in the heart.
00:54:36I've never been undressed before.
00:55:00You've got goosebumps.
00:55:03Are you cold?
00:55:04No, no.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06Will you please pull my zipper down?
00:55:12No.
00:55:36Ferdinand, he went.
00:55:42But then he stopped moving.
00:55:44Ferdinand, please hurry.
00:55:45I'm scared.
00:55:46All right, all right.
00:55:47Don't do anything.
00:55:47I'm coming right over.
00:55:48I'm coming right over.
00:55:48It's a dead man in your bed.
00:56:11No point in bawling.
00:56:13No point in bawling.
00:56:17He has a trap in love.
00:56:18Well, it's a beautiful way to go.
00:56:20What do we do?
00:56:22We'll have to figure that out.
00:56:24First, you'll help me get him dressed, and then we'll have to phone the police.
00:56:28Oh, no, don't ask me to touch a corpse.
00:56:29But after all, he's in your bed.
00:56:31Oh, please don't answer that.
00:56:33Don't be an idiot.
00:56:33Answer the phone.
00:56:34What is it?
00:56:49Will you ask for me?
00:56:51This is the body.
00:56:52The office.
00:56:53Oh, say what?
00:56:54Bob calls to say he's bringing them all home immediately.
00:56:59What are we going to do, Fernand?
00:57:00Well, we'll have to hurry.
00:57:02We'll hide them, and then we'll see.
00:57:02You're crazy.
00:57:05There's no time for panic.
00:57:06Help me get him dressed.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:11God, that's a happy smile.
00:57:17Careful, you hurt him.
00:57:18He's dead, stupid.
00:57:24He hit me.
00:57:25Oh, it's just the way he fell.
00:57:26Get a hold of yourself.
00:57:32Well, that's that.
00:57:44Well, I have to go now.
00:57:45Oh, no, please, Fernand.
00:57:46Don't leave me alone.
00:57:46You know I'm scared.
00:57:47Oh, you're not even dressed yet,
00:57:48and they'll be here any second.
00:57:49Hurry.
00:57:50All right.
00:57:51All right, Fernand.
00:58:00Oh, there's Fernand, my best friend's wife.
00:58:04Hello, Bob.
00:58:05Why are you looking so sad?
00:58:07You'd think there was a funeral going on.
00:58:10Go picture some martinis like a good girl.
00:58:13Okay, right away.
00:58:14Everybody, let's have some fun.
00:58:17A nice young.
00:58:18This is going to be great.
00:58:22Take it off.
00:58:29It's the police.
00:58:30Go to the door.
00:58:31I'll go.
00:58:32I'll knock over this chair.
00:58:37This is my neighbor, Mr. Cook.
00:58:39Oh, the poor man.
00:58:40He just walked in this second,
00:58:42went over to hang the cage,
00:58:43and then he dropped stiff as a board.
00:58:46It was just like that, right, Violet?
00:58:48Uh-huh.
00:58:51Yeah, doesn't look good, Jim.
00:58:53I'll watch him.
00:58:54You call the inspector.
00:58:55Uh-huh.
00:58:59Okay, stay where you are.
00:59:01Hello, Chief.
00:59:02If I smelled trouble,
00:59:02you'd better get the inspector over here.
00:59:05Oh.
00:59:13lose that.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:31This is a case for a homicide.
00:59:32You.
00:59:35Your chum.
00:59:36Precinct number six.
00:59:36All right.
00:59:37Out.
00:59:37No comments,
00:59:38precinct number six.
00:59:39Especially to the press.
00:59:40Am I clear?
00:59:42Well, make them wait.
00:59:43Won't be long.
00:59:44Give me a little time with the birds.
00:59:49Thanks, Al.
00:59:50Hey, Bob.
00:59:51They called you home, too?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:53It's the police.
00:59:54Let's go and see.
00:59:56Come on.
01:00:01Hey.
01:00:02What's going on?
01:00:02Who's that?
01:00:03Oh, it's my husband.
01:00:05Your husband?
01:00:06No.
01:00:06That's your husband?
01:00:07Yes.
01:00:08This is my house, mister.
01:00:10You say this is your house?
01:00:11Right, my house.
01:00:12Out in the other room.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:19Stop bawling.
01:00:20Oh, for Christ.
01:00:24Save it for later.
01:00:27Hey.
01:00:28Don't forget the cage.
01:00:30Every angle, eh?
01:00:33Check his boots, huh?
01:00:36No melted snow on his boots.
01:00:50Goodbye, Charlie.
01:01:06We've had our fun.
01:01:08Now, tell me what really went on.
01:01:10Take this down.
01:01:12It's just the way we told you.
01:01:14Now.
01:01:16Now, now, now, now.
01:01:19Put one now.
01:01:20No point repeating myself.
01:01:23That body was dead for at least 20 hours or more.
01:01:26Besides, that man didn't die a natural death.
01:01:28I know it.
01:01:29But I assure you...
01:01:30Hey, Kitty.
01:01:32Mm-hmm.
01:01:33And you, the quiet one.
01:01:37Suppose you tell me how it really happened.
01:01:39Huh?
01:01:41Bring a man, both of them.
01:01:43Oh, my God.
01:01:44Oh, my God.
01:01:46Oh, my God.
01:01:47Oh, my God.
01:01:48Oh, my God.
01:01:48Oh, my God.
01:01:49Oh, my God.
01:01:49Oh, my God.
01:01:49Violette Lamoureux and Fernand Turcot, you are accused of having caused in this borough the illegal death of Francis Xavier Lalonde.
01:01:57First, by abuse of his physical resistance.
01:02:00Secondly, through negligence by not assisting him in a moment of need.
01:02:04The prosecution demands the verdict of manslaughter.
01:02:06Excuse me, Your Honor, I must object.
01:02:09In the name of objectivity, I demand that those cameras be expelled from the courtroom.
01:02:14Overrule Justice's public, proceed.
01:02:17Your Honor, we shall try to prove that Francis Xavier Lalonde did not die of natural causes and that these two women are the ones responsible.
01:02:27Inspector, Your Honor, what did you observe in the Lamoureux home?
01:02:44Well, I saw the body, and I was sure he was planted there.
01:02:50Now, when a body is emerald green, it's because in principle, it's already ten hours since he's been dead.
01:02:57Then I saw the two women.
01:02:59You mean the two defendants present?
01:03:00Right, those two right over there.
01:03:02The brunette who's always speaking and little mousy blonde who's always crying.
01:03:06After a moment, who did I see enter the place?
01:03:09Yes, those two cuckolds who were dumb enough to be deceived by these immoral females.
01:03:15In putting the pieces together, I deduced me, myself, personally, that it was not merely a most unnatural death, but almost a supernatural death.
01:03:29Will you show us the photos you took at the Lamoureux home?
01:03:33You bet.
01:03:34Once again, Your Honor, we shall demonstrate the insidious character of these two women.
01:03:41Miss, you're a journalist for Korea magazine, right?
01:03:44Right.
01:03:45And you are the author of this article, I am a suburban man-eater.
01:03:49I am, sir.
01:03:50Naturally, I couldn't sign my own name to the article.
01:03:52Your Honor, I would like to enter this document as exhibit P3, I believe.
01:03:57P3, that's right.
01:04:00Will prosecution proceed?
01:04:01Of course, Your Honor.
01:04:02The double life of these two sexual fiends had been going on for a long time, without fear that scandal and scorn would befall the reputations of their faithful and hard-working husbands.
01:04:12This unspeakable affair shakes the whole burrow, I say.
01:04:16This can't go on, Yvonne.
01:04:18I don't have to explain to you you're a bright boy.
01:04:22But I have no choice, I'm sorry.
01:04:25No choice but to suspend you until this whole filthy mess is clarified.
01:04:29It's not fair to endanger the good reputation of the company.
01:04:35Our company, Yvonne.
01:04:37Well, I'm convinced that you had nothing at all to do with this whole filthy mess, but I'm sure you understand our position, Yvonne.
01:04:47Hear the confession of a young man who could have also become the victim of these nymphomaniacs.
01:04:52What took place at 7385 Mellow?
01:04:55That Madame Lamoureux or Madame Turcot.
01:04:58Lamoureux, Lamoureux.
01:04:59Madame Lamoureux.
01:05:00Oh, I got up there and they flew at me and stripped the clothes off me.
01:05:06I interrupt in the name of decency, Yvonne.
01:05:08I don't believe other witnesses are necessary.
01:05:12For in the testimony of this young man, the prosecution has presented the proof sufficient to send these women where they belong, behind bars, under psychiatric surveillance.
01:05:22Yvonne, the summation for the defense will be brief.
01:05:24These two women risk the security of marriage to procure an instant of happiness to that poor man left unsatisfied by his wife.
01:05:32Exhibit P3, Your Honor, proves this contention.
01:05:35Beyond all doubts, is that the expression of a victim?
01:05:38A victim of happiness, yes.
01:05:40I'm sure that any man in this courtroom would like to be that kind of victim and have a death as sweet.
01:05:46The jury, composed of 12 men reasonably informed of the facts in this case, have concluded that the two women are not guilty as charged.
01:05:52Both are exonerated of any blame.
01:05:55You are free.
01:05:57You may leave with your heads high.
01:05:58You are two women in gold.
01:06:22Here, uh, you wanted a drink.
01:06:32Thanks.
01:06:35Well, I guess we should get Vincent.
01:06:38Right now, he's better off with his aunt.
01:06:41Well, I hope they take me back at the office now.
01:06:44Because after all, the case is closed.
01:06:46You've closed it quickly, Yvonne.
01:06:47Been exonerated of any blame.
01:06:49How about our reputations?
01:06:51It's easy for a judge to say you're two women in gold.
01:06:54Hold your head high, he told you.
01:06:56The gold's a bit tarnished, if you ask me.
01:06:59Some hypocrite, that's what you are, Bob Lammoureux.
01:07:01Let's not begin to quarrel.
01:07:06Get up and go answer it.
01:07:07Oh, yes.
01:07:08Hey, it's a producer.
01:07:19He wants us to go see him at the Hotel Belvedere.
01:07:22What do I say?
01:07:23What does he want?
01:07:24I don't know.
01:07:24He doesn't want to talk on the phone.
01:07:26What do I say?
01:07:26Quick.
01:07:26The producer?
01:07:27That's right.
01:07:29Well, make it simple.
01:07:29You tell him we're coming.
01:07:31We are?
01:07:32Oh, we are.
01:07:32Cuckolded one time, more or less.
01:07:39I'll do anything you want.
01:07:58Well, it's up to for now.
01:08:01Did he'll close?
01:08:02I'll wash my hands.
01:08:03What are they laughing?
01:08:03I don't care.
01:08:04I don't want anything to do with it.
01:08:05What's so funny?
01:08:06I don't understand anything about her, huh?
01:08:10Trust.
01:08:11Hey, turn around.
01:08:13I've just made the biggest discovery.
01:08:17As big as Dennis Papin's.
01:08:20Discovery that energy was extracted from steam.
01:08:25I've discovered two of your Canadian women.
01:08:28Two women in gold.
01:08:30I'll have the honor of presenting them in the greatest show on Broadway.
01:08:34Oh, no.
01:08:36Please, Yvonne, try and talk to her.
01:08:40What should I say?
01:08:42Now, Fernand, please stop crying, please.
01:08:45Fernand Tocco and Violette Lamoureux.
01:08:50We have the honor and the privilege of having with us today two women of gold.
01:08:53Yes, we got it all together.
01:08:55I think it's hard on our husbands these days.
01:08:56Oh, one couldn't understand that.
01:08:58So much has happened.
01:08:59But they were very sweet, right, Fernand?
01:09:01Oh, right.
01:09:02Were they worried?
01:09:02Well, as a matter of fact, my husband was very worried over his violence.
01:09:06Are there any questions?
01:09:07How much did you pay for the rice?
01:09:09Well, you were very, very glad to get these girls for one million dollars.
01:09:13American money, of course.
01:09:15Who's going to direct it?
01:09:16Get Jewison.
01:09:18Jewison.
01:09:19That's a good idea, man.
01:09:22Get a hold of Jewison.
01:09:23Can you get them on the phone?
01:09:24The best.
01:09:25Any other girls from Quebec in that show?
01:09:28Let's have that Playboy magazine, will you?
01:09:31I want to show you something.
01:09:33Boy, these Quebec chicks are something else.
01:09:35Oh, can we see, too?
01:09:36Take a look at that.
01:09:37Can we look, too?
01:09:38It's what I've always wanted to be, really.
01:09:57Yvonne, quit getting nervous.
01:10:04Champagne.
01:10:08It's what I've always wanted.
01:10:12I'm very much afraid.
01:10:13You know, I'm not a dramatic person.
01:10:14I've never performed on stage.
01:10:19Really something.
01:10:23The show of the year.
01:10:27Quebec love.
01:10:30La Belpro vast.
01:10:34C'est la vie.
01:10:37Or alive.
01:10:39Oh, this is what I've bought.
01:10:43I'm very, very nervous.
01:10:45Oh, no, Violette.
01:10:46There's no reason to be nervous.
01:10:47Oh, in New York, it's so huge.
01:10:50Oh, shit, shit, shit!
01:11:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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