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Garam Masala is a Bollywood comedy directed by Priyadarshan, starring Akshay Kumar, John Abraham, Paresh Rawal, and Rimi Sen. The film follows the hilarious adventures of two photographers, Mac (Akshay Kumar) and Sam (John Abraham), who get caught up in a whirlwind of lies, love triangles, and mistaken identities while trying to juggle multiple girlfriends at once. With Paresh Rawal’s comic timing adding extra flavor, the movie is a laugh riot filled with confusion, chaos, and nonstop entertainment.
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00:00No, it was my little brother.
00:04I am very lucky in this case.
00:07Because you are not a little girl.
00:13I am very lucky.
00:15Because my Mac doesn't look like any other girl's face.
00:22How many eyes of the Mac and where are you?
00:26What do you know?
00:28Look, if you are listening to me, I will tell you.
00:32What I am doing, I am not doing it for myself.
00:35I am doing it for myself.
00:37I am doing it for myself.
00:39You understand?
00:40If you have a gift, you will not be able to do it.
00:46Mac.
00:51Mac.
00:52Mac.
00:53Mac!
00:54Mac!
00:55Mac, Mac, Mac.
00:56Mac, Mac!
00:57Mac!
00:59Mac!
01:03Are you talking?
01:04As you are romantic.
01:14Mac.
01:15Oh my god!
01:25Uncle!
01:28Did you put that girl?
01:29I put that girl?
01:30I just gave her breath.
01:31I can't do anything from her.
01:33Listen.
01:34That's the other flight.
01:35Before she comes,
01:36we'll take the girl to the other room.
01:37Let's go.
01:40Sorry.
01:45You're so dumb.
01:49Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:55Ah!
02:00Ah!
02:05How much has it been happened?
02:06Hey!
02:07Calm down!
02:08If something happened,
02:09I'm going to jail.
02:10But you want me to run the jail out of jail.
02:15Oh
02:45You?
02:46How are you before me?
02:47With my brain and my body.
02:50I wanted to see your face from anger.
02:53Here.
02:56I'll take all of his shoes and throw it out.
02:58We can sleep with you.
03:00I don't want you any kind of guilt.
03:02Who is the guilt?
03:03This is your honor.
03:05They love you.
03:06What is this?
03:07What is this?
03:08I'll throw it out of you.
03:10You just want love.
03:11But you don't have to be prepared for love.
03:13You don't have to be prepared for love.
03:15Don't go so old.
03:16It's time to tell you how much I love you.
03:18Stop.
03:19You can never understand a woman's heart.
03:20One woman?
03:21I've learned a lot of women's heart.
03:23I've read a book.
03:24What do they say?
03:25The Fundamental Principle of Women Psychology.
03:27Stop.
03:28Stop.
03:29I know.
03:30You're also connected with other girls.
03:31What are you talking about?
03:33What are you talking about?
03:34You're talking about you.
03:35You're talking about me.
03:36You're talking about me.
03:37You're talking about a woman.
03:39You should be talking about a woman.
03:41You should be talking about women.
03:42You're talking about women's ...
03:43You should be talking about women.
03:44Don't her.
03:45Go.
03:46She understand the issues!
03:47She's chúng me.
03:48Sara...
03:49Sara...
03:50I'm having the same thing without menu cameras.
03:52I'm pulling one of them.
03:53I'm killing such problems.
03:54cile, I've been wanting such a lot,
03:55and you.
03:56Three.
03:57You reach low.
03:58I've received a total of coffee.
03:59Then I want to kill my man.
04:01Div blah blah.
04:03A man!
04:04A man!
04:05Listen to it.
04:06Like my god.
04:07My darling.
04:08Please open the door!
04:09I'm sure not my baby, my dear.
04:23Bye.
04:25Bye, I'm going to go.
04:27Where are you going?
04:28I'm just a kid.
04:29I'll give you a joke.
04:31You can get away from me.
04:32I'll give you a notice, but you can't get away from me.
04:34Notice? What is?
04:35I'll give you a notice.
04:36You don't have a notice.
04:37What are you going to say?
04:38What are you going to say?
04:39What are you going to say?
04:40What are you going to say?
04:41I'm going to go.
04:42Listen to me.
04:43Listen to me.
04:44Listen to me.
04:45I'm not going to listen to me.
04:46I'm very proud of you.
04:47I'm going to go.
04:48You can't go.
04:52I was thinking about you.
04:53I thought where is Pooja going?
04:55What is going to do?
04:56How will it come?
04:57Pooja takes the name of the door.
04:58I think my face is a lie.
05:00Ask her.
05:01You don't have to think that there is no harm.
05:02Why?
05:03I have to talk to you.
05:05I'm not going to talk to you.
05:06I'm not going to talk to you alone.
05:07I want to talk to you alone.
05:08I want to talk to you alone.
05:09I want to talk to you alone.
05:10Some funny things.
05:11What's going on?
05:14Mack, I won't say anything.
05:17We are going to go together.
05:19Pooja.
05:20Pooja.
05:21Pooja.
05:22Don't talk to you alone.
05:23Don't talk to you alone.
05:24My heart will break.
05:25There is no heart that will break.
05:26Now we will not be able to deal with it.
05:28Because there is no doubt about it.
05:30Pooja.
05:31How are you talking about it?
05:32Pooja.
05:33I thought that you are going to be my own video.
05:36I didn't know Shaman until now.
05:38Wait.
05:39Wait.
05:40Wait.
05:41Wait.
05:42Shaman and you.
05:43How did it happen?
05:44When did it happen?
05:45It's not like you.
05:46Don't go with me.
05:48Don't go with me.
05:49Don't go with me.
05:50Don't go with me.
05:51You don't know how bad he is.
05:53I will tell you.
05:54I will open all of them.
05:55Don't do it so quickly.
05:56Don't trust anyone with anyone.
05:58It doesn't mean that his love is true.
06:02Pooja.
06:03Pooja.
06:04Listen to me.
06:05Pooja.
06:06Mack.
06:07There is no need to be angry.
06:08What was in our past,
06:09it was gone.
06:10So, forget it.
06:11I am leaving.
06:12Forget it.
06:13Pooja.
06:14We are made for each other.
06:15So, no.
06:16Pooja, don't.
06:17Just do this.
06:20Is everything okay?
06:21It is not okay.
06:22But it will be okay.
06:24It will be okay.
06:30It was so beautiful.
06:32It was so beautiful.
06:33It was so beautiful.
06:34You can't see it in your eyes.
06:38Bye.
06:40Where is this going?
06:41Tell me.
06:42Stop.
06:43I'm telling you where I am going.
06:45You've heard right.
06:46Hey, Shyam.
06:47Listen.
06:48I have found a flower.
06:49Where?
06:50It is so first.
06:51It is so first.
06:52It is so first.
06:53It is so first.
06:54I have dumped it,
06:55water and cooked food.
06:56It was no forest.
06:57It was the only one.
06:58A flower and a seed.
06:59It was grown.
07:00And as a flower,
07:01there was a flower.
07:02It was grown.
07:03The flowers and flowers.
07:05Then the fruit...
07:06One day, one poor day...
07:09...I was going to eat the fruit and eat the fruit.
07:11Now you tell me what I should do.
07:14Give me the fruit and give it.
07:16I'm saying you're right.
07:25What?
07:26Who is this?
07:29What?
07:30My...
07:33Yeah!
07:34Where you get to meet,
07:36Where you get to meet,
07:38Where you get to meet,
07:39Where you get to meet...
07:40Where you get to meet,
07:41Where you get to meet!
07:46I'm going.
07:47Hi!
07:48I love you!
07:49I love you too.
07:58Sorry.
07:59I'll leave you alone or leave here.
08:01No problem.
08:02I'll drink water too.
08:09Where are you going?
08:10Don't talk to me!
08:23I'm sorry.
08:24I just said something in a lot.
08:26Please forgive me.
08:28You should say sorry to me.
08:30Why are you saying sorry?
08:31Go.
08:32Go to your room and take care of yourself.
08:34Take care of your skin.
08:35Go.
08:39Open the door.
08:40Open the door.
08:46What's happening?
08:49What's happening?
08:50What's happening?
08:51What's happening?
08:52Nothing.
08:53Give him a massage.
08:55Open your hands.
08:56Go.
08:57Go.
08:58Go.
08:59Go.
09:00Go.
09:01Go.
09:02Go.
09:03Go.
09:04Go.
09:05Go.
09:06Go.
09:07Go.
09:08Go.
09:09Go.
09:10Go.
09:11Go.
09:12Go.
09:13Go.
09:14Go.
09:15Go.
09:19Go.
09:20Go, Go.
09:21Go.
09:23Go.
09:24If you say that, then I will also go.
09:26But if I went,
09:28then you will have to deal with this game.
09:31What do you want to do?
09:43Okay.
09:45Pooja and Dipti and Sweetie are with me.
09:49Okay.
09:51We will not come to another.
09:53Are you sure?
09:54Okay.
09:55And listen.
09:57When they go to work in the morning,
10:00we will plan how to play.
10:03Okay.
10:04Done?
10:05Okay.
10:06Where are you going?
10:07Pooja is here.
10:08Okay.
10:09Let's go.
10:10Let's go.
10:11Let's go.
10:12Let's go.
10:13Let's go.
10:14Let's go.
10:15Let's go.
10:16Let's go.
10:17Let's go.
10:18Let's go.
10:19Let's go.
10:20Let's go.
10:21Let's go.
10:22Let's go.
10:23Let's go.
10:24Let's go.
10:25Sam, darling.
10:26Let's go.
10:27Let's go.
10:28Let's go.
10:29Let's go.
10:30Let's go.
10:31Let's go.
10:32Who are all?
10:33We are only three?
10:34I mean,
10:35let's go.
10:36Let's go.
10:37And the society has complained,
10:38let's go.
10:39Okay.
10:40Okay.
10:41Okay.
10:42That's all.
10:43I'm sorry.
10:44I'm sorry for today.
10:45I said something.
10:46Because I understood
10:47that you are a very big man.
10:49Please forgive me.
10:50I would forgive you last night.
10:52I would forgive you.
10:53I would forgive you.
10:54I would forgive you.
10:55You are very beautiful in this dress.
10:58Okay.
10:59The time of romance is over.
11:00Go out.
11:01The time of his flight starts.
11:02Okay.
11:03Bye.
11:10Who is this?
11:11Who?
11:12Who is this?
11:15This is our.
11:16Let's go.
11:18Let's go.
11:19One minute.
11:20When you are getting to know you,
11:21you should do it all by the way.
11:23You don't know me.
11:24This is Dikti.
11:25Let's go.
11:26Let's go.
11:27Let's go.
11:28No.
11:29The situation is not even done.
11:30Tell me how this girl came from here.
11:32In the taxi.
11:33I mean,
11:34what do you have to take this girl from this house?
11:35Okay.
11:36What do you have to take this girl from this house?
11:37What do you have to take this girl from this house?
11:38What do you have to take this girl from this house?
11:39Do you have to take this girl from this house?
11:40Wow.
11:41This is a girl from the house.
11:42This is also a girl from the house.
11:43This is a girl from the house.
11:44The story is too cute.
11:45That's an girl from the house.
11:46And the story is too cute.
11:47Got two girls.
11:48And of course,
11:49go.
11:50One minute.
11:51What was going on in this house?
11:53Tell me.
11:54What did she do?
11:55I was wearing my hat.
11:58I didn't wear my hat.
11:59He was wearing my hat.
12:00I was wearing my hat.
12:01No, no, no, no.
12:02I am going to go there.
12:03What did she do with her?
12:04How did she do with her?
12:06Don't you do it.
12:07Thanks.
12:08Do you know this?
12:10Why is this here?
12:12Tell me!
12:14One minute!
12:16Have you ever told us that you are a man-gater?
12:18What is it? That we will meet at night
12:20We will love at night and we decided to marry at night
12:22We will marry at night
12:26Yes, what did you get from this?
12:28Bellavis, Apartment, Flow Number 13
12:30Yes, but this is the address of his house
12:32Yes, this is the address of his house
12:34What is his name with this guy?
12:36Mack
12:37You heard what I have forgotten
12:39What is his name?
12:41We will all be crazy here
12:43Mack
12:44Before I ask myself to answer your question
12:46You have not given the truth to this guy
12:48This is my man-gater
12:52When did this you have become a man-gater?
12:54For many years this is my man-gater
12:56Yes, this man-gater
12:58Who is your man-gater
13:00That was my man-gater
13:02Yes, that's right
13:03This was my friend
13:05But I was your friend
13:07That's the only thing
13:08Yes, I am saying this
13:10I am saying this
13:11That's the only thing
13:12But now
13:13This is his friend
13:14Oh, but I met with Sam
13:15Yes, we met with Sam
13:16Yes, we met with Sam
13:17And now my love started
13:18Just listen, listen
13:19Now you ask me
13:20Okay
13:21Now I have to understand
13:22This is you both
13:23Don't do the same thing
13:24Don't do the same thing
13:25Why don't you marry me?
13:26But on the contrary
13:27You have to blame me
13:28I have to forgive you
13:29Because you don't have a good house
13:30Don't forget that
13:31Shut up!
13:32You mean you were playing with us
13:34Quiet!
13:35Just keep quiet
13:37Just keep quiet
13:38Just
13:39Just keep quiet
13:40Just keep quiet
13:41Just keep quiet
13:42Just keep quiet
13:43Just keep quiet
13:44Just keep quiet
13:45Just keep quiet
13:46всем
13:51Just keep quiet
13:53Just keep quiet
13:55Just keep quiet
13:57I love you, I love you.
14:27I love you, darling.
14:29Who are these two girls?
14:33No?
14:41Run!
14:42Run!
14:43Run!
14:44Run!
14:45Run!
14:46Run!
14:47Run!
14:48Run!
14:49Run!
14:50Run!
14:51Run!
14:52Run!
14:54Run!
14:55Run!
14:57Mac, boy!
14:59Mac, boy!
15:00What's going on?
15:01What's going on?
15:02I got a fart.
15:04What did you know?
15:05That's Nageshwar.
15:06Who is that?
15:07That's Nageshwar.
15:08That's Nageshwar.
15:09That's Nageshwar.
15:10What's her name?
15:11You told me everything, open them, open them.
15:12Do not die.
15:13That is Nageshwar.
15:14Are you hurting him now?
15:15There is three girls.
15:16How are those girls?
15:17Listen to me, folks.
15:18That is her girls.
15:19I'll just let them know if they are coming, ask them.
15:22What will they get to do?
15:23Then, I'll tell them to die.
15:25They will die and die and die.
15:26Hey!
15:27Anjali is going to go to India.
15:29Go and pick her up and ask her.
15:31If she doesn't see you, she won't be able to see you.
15:33I'm going to go.
15:35Open the door.
15:37Sit down.
15:39Get down.
15:41Open the door.
15:49Uncle.
15:51Where is Anjali?
15:53She went.
15:55Why doesn't she go?
15:57She knows everything about you.
15:59She forgot about you.
16:01What are you?
16:03You can't be a girl.
16:05You have to eat your heart.
16:07And Anjali doesn't have to eat.
16:09Go here.
16:11Keep your musical chair.
16:13Let's go.
16:15Uncle, how much time did Anjali flight?
16:1730.
16:19Thank you, Uncle.
16:21No!
16:23Who are you saying?
16:24I just want to see time.
16:25Time?
16:26Time?
16:27I'm an Anjali.
16:28Let's go.
16:39One minute.
16:40One minute.
16:41An India flight.
16:42She went.
16:43How long did she go?
16:44Two minutes before.
17:00That's enough.
17:01Stop.
17:02You're tired.
17:03Now I don't have any strength.
17:04I don't have any strength.
17:05You're tired.
17:06I don't have any strength.
17:07I don't have any strength.
17:08Anjali.
17:09I don't have any strength.
17:10I told her.
17:11I told her everything.
17:12And I forgive you.
17:13I have to forgive her.
17:14And I forgive her.
17:15I forgive her.
17:16You've never been milliards.
17:17I don't have any strength.
17:18I don't have any strength to say anything.
17:19I told her everything.
17:20And forgive you.
17:21We've removed all the vetted sites.
17:24Get out of here.
17:26Get out of here.
17:27Take out.
17:30And tie your sister.
17:31For always.
17:32Come on buddy.
17:33You've been pranking.
17:34Just stay focused on your family.
17:36What?
17:37Run away!
17:40Come on, come on.
17:41Come on, come on.
17:42Come on.
17:43Come on, come on.
17:44Come on, come on, come on!
18:14No!
18:44Come here, baby
19:14Oh, yeah
19:21Dance with me, dance with me, baby
19:41Dance with me, dance with my baby
19:45Yeah, yeah, yeah
19:46You have made no shock, your true body
19:51You are 건 your grace
19:53I have made no meaning, this love for you
19:55By my heart, you dragged me in the τούes
19:59I, I, I, I feel I am your complaint
20:03I, I, I, I, you are my grace
20:08I didn't know who I was
20:10Do I love your love?
20:12I didn't know who I was
20:14Hahahaha
20:15Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up, in the air
20:20Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up in the air
20:24How difficult it is, how difficult is it in your mind
20:29The thing that you see is now the love
20:34How difficult it is, how difficult it is, it's hard to do
20:41Look, what you see, it's a dream
20:45Your color is your color
20:49Your color is your color
20:52Your color is your color
20:54Your heart is your color
20:56You have a dream in my heart
20:58What's your name, what's your name, what's your name
21:02What's your name, what's your name
21:04Your color is your color
21:06Your color is your color
21:21Your color is your color
21:23You will become my dreams
21:27Here is your love
21:32This is your love
21:34This is your beautiful small
21:35One day you will become my dreams
21:37Your color is your color
21:38Your color is your color
21:39Your color is your color
21:41Oh yeah!
22:11Oh yeah!
22:16Oh yeah!
22:21Oh yeah!
22:26Oh yeah!
22:41Oh yeah!
22:48Oh yeah!
22:50Oh yeah!
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