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00:00Okay, everyone has a shock to go to the gym today.
00:02Many people only have a shock.
00:04In the beginning of the gym, they buy all the things.
00:06The clothes, gloves, belt, bottles, everything they buy.
00:11After that, one or two days, there's a shock.
00:13Then all the things are used daily.
00:15When they come to sleep in the tracksuit,
00:18then the bottle is going to school.
00:21And those who have ordered a protein in advance,
00:23then they put their dogs in their blood.
00:26Seriously?
00:29Okay, the man is not fit.
00:31Their dog gets tight.
00:36In the gym, all the songs are getting high energy.
00:40What's that?
00:41Nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga.
00:46At that speed, the man also takes weight.
00:49Nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga.
00:51Okay, the body is warm.
00:52When the body is warm,
00:54then the nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga, nagaaga.
01:03After that, when the body is warm, the man is rising.
01:06You have the nagaaga, nagaaga and nagaaga, nagaaga.
01:10This is very nice.
01:12It's possible to be in these songs.
01:13See, the other songs can be in these songs.
01:14You are you.
01:16The man can't do this.
01:18You are you.
01:19He will put it on the dumbbell side,
01:21and he will think that he will leave.
01:24When the girls go to the gym, especially,
01:27they make up and go to the gym.
01:29You have to go to the gym,
01:30you have to go to the gym,
01:33and you have to go to the gym,
01:34and you have to go to the gym and walk.
01:39No, the girl has to focus on her.
01:41If you are watching this,
01:42you are watching this too,
01:43but she will focus on the treadmill and walk on the gym.
01:50And when the girl is doing makeup,
01:51I think that she is doing anything.
01:54Then after a month,
01:55she said,
01:55I have not done a week.
01:55I have not done a week.
02:00She said, Madam,
02:01I have to go to the gym.
02:01How do you have to see two kilos of makeup?
02:04Sorry, girls.
02:06But it happens.
02:08In a workout,
02:10they take 15 photos in 5 minutes.
02:12And when the trainer came to the gym,
02:14they came to the gym.
02:14They came to the gym.
02:15They came to the gym.
02:15They came to the gym.
02:15They came to the gym.
02:17I will skip it.
02:19Let's go.
02:20Do it.
02:21The man is a good trainer.
02:23The man is a photographer.
02:26You know?
02:28The man is doing the same thing.
02:29He is doing the same thing.
02:30He is doing the same thing.
02:31How many photos do you do?
02:36The people who do the gym,
02:37do dieting with non-veg food,
02:40egg,
02:41protein shake,
02:42supplement,
02:43make a good body.
02:44Then the problem comes.
02:45It comes to our people like Dinesh.
02:47The instructor also thinks
02:48what he tells us.
02:50He says,
02:51you have chicken.
02:52I have kept the bread of Baba Ji.
02:53He said,
02:54okay, stay safe.
02:55What else?
02:56Fruit.
02:57Fruit is when there comes
02:58when someone gets sick.
03:03Then he takes the option
03:05to take protein.
03:05Good and good.
03:06But he eats 6 months,
03:07he eats his body.
03:09I don't know his body,
03:09but he's like a gross.
03:15In the house,
03:15there's a beautiful girl
03:17who goes to jogging
03:18and all the londels
03:19have to be fit themselves.
03:21Because the girl is running
03:22on his head phone,
03:24the girl is running back.
03:30The girl is running back
03:31with a cigarette packet
03:31from this cigarette.
03:33He's running back.
03:34He's running back.
03:37He's running back.
03:38And sometimes,
03:38we inform the police
03:39and then they're doing
03:40the legs of exercise
03:40and then they're doing
03:42They don't even know.
03:43I don't know.
03:46Go to the gym,
03:48there's a good photo
03:49in front of a bodybuilder.
03:50The man goes
03:50with 10 lines.
03:52The man sees the first
03:52big bodybuilder.
03:54He doesn't have to make
03:54his body.
03:55He's running back.
03:56He's running back.
03:57He's running back.
03:58When he doesn't have
03:59any difference,
04:00he's running back.
04:02He's running back.
04:02He's running back.
04:03He's running back.
04:04He's running back.
04:05He's running back.
04:05And then,
04:056 months later,
04:06he's running back.
04:07He's running back.
04:08when the photo of the owner
04:09is running back,
04:10he's running back.
04:11Then,
04:12he's running back.
04:13After he's running back,
04:15he's running back.
04:15If he doesn't have to be able
04:17then,
04:17what do you do to do
04:18in the gym?
04:24He's running back.
04:25He's running back.
04:25When the girl goes to the gym,
04:26they ask him,
04:27what should you do?
04:28He's running back.
04:28We're running back two,
04:28three months later,
04:30so he's running back.
04:32No exercise.
04:33Okay,
04:33the people of the work
04:34are big.
04:34They are pretty useful.
04:35When people go in the car,
04:37they go in the car.
04:38They go in the car.
04:38They go in the car.
04:39But they go in the car.
04:40They sit down and ask them
04:42like the same way.
04:43He doesn't look like it.
04:46He doesn't look like it.
04:47He doesn't look like it.
04:48He doesn't look like it.
04:50I'm going to put a blanket on this place.
04:55Okay, for those who make their body a little better,
05:00they find the opportunity to show their body.
05:02Now, you see, they're going to the local train,
05:03and they've got the seat open,
05:05they'll tell you, they'll put the handle.
05:09You know?
05:10In some cases, they'll show girls like this,
05:12wearing a t-shirt,
05:13and the kids say,
05:14come on, come on.
05:21Some of them have to move on.
05:23Some girls are very nice,
05:24they're very soft.
05:25They don't have a bodybuilder,
05:26they don't have a bodybuilder.
05:27They don't go that way.
05:28They say,
05:29why don't you take our slender?
05:35You'll know,
05:37those girls go to the gym,
05:39they give a cheat day,
05:41they make a chart day.
05:43They say,
05:43they eat on the table,
05:44and they can't eat any day.
05:46Those girls say,
05:48they say,
05:48what's happening?
05:50All well?
05:51Yeah,
05:52I was in Delhi at that time,
05:53I mean,
05:53you came to America, sir.
05:54Okay,
05:54this girl,
05:55they talk so much,
05:56and they say,
05:56they open the mouth so much.
06:05I say,
06:06if you open one inch,
06:08you can put them in the water.
06:09They open the mouth so much.
06:14At the first time,
06:15I felt good with my mouth.
06:16I had a mouth.
06:18Now,
06:18there's a new fashion.
06:19The jaw line.
06:21They don't look at the bottom.
06:23They look like this,
06:23just like this,
06:24just like how the jaw line is.
06:26They look at the bottom.
06:27They look at the bottom.
06:28then they look at the bottom,
06:29and they look at the bottom.
06:37In the gym,
06:39the instructors are different.
06:41They get overexcited.
06:42They say,
06:42come on.
06:43You can't do it.
06:44You can't do it.
06:45You can't do it.
06:46You can't do it.
06:46You can't do it.
06:48Some years,
06:49they do it.
06:50The girl asks,
06:51sir,
06:52how do you do this bench press?
06:53Dip, dip, dip, dip,
06:54dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
06:54No one is going to be wrong.
06:56Some girls say,
06:57how do you do this bench press?
06:58They come to themselves.
07:00Your wrist should be straight.
07:04And then,
07:05the girl is going to the trainer.
07:06Now,
07:07how much money you ask?
07:08Where are your work?
07:09The girl asks,
07:10when I asked him,
07:10you would do it in the bank?
07:12I was going to ask him too.
07:17There's a thing for a fat burn,
07:19green grass.
07:20Do you hear it?
07:21Yes.
07:21The body doesn't make it,
07:23the mouth is very bad.
07:24The mouth is very bad.
07:26But now,
07:26all these things come.
07:27The people get up very quickly in the morning.
07:30At 4am,
07:30they get up very quickly.
07:31It's like,
07:31the dogs of the young man,
07:33their duty is just finished.
07:35They are sleeping,
07:36and they have to open their eyes.
07:39So,
07:40when they run away,
07:41their sleep is open.
07:42They are very angry.
07:43Then,
07:43the man gets faster when they run back.
07:49So,
07:49I would like to ask you,
07:51who has been inspired by the body of a film?
07:54Is there anyone here?
07:55My friend or friend?
07:57Yes.
07:57Take a mic.
07:58So,
07:59you have inspired by the body of a film?
08:00Yes, sir.
08:01Where are they?
08:01They didn't come with their body.
08:02Sir, there's a body.
08:03You have made it?
08:04Yes, sir.
08:05Like Tiger, sir,
08:06and I keep it like that.
08:07I keep it like that.
08:08Tiger Shroff's body is made.
08:10Yes, sir.
08:10Don't show it.
08:11Don't show it.
08:12Show it.
08:13Sir,
08:14I have expired by the six packs.
08:17How did you expire?
08:18Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:19Sorry, sorry.
08:19Sorry, sorry.
08:20Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:23Look at them, sir.
08:25I tried to play the six packs.
08:27Hey, sir.
08:28Sit down here.
08:29Okay, sir.
08:30You're talking about the body.
08:32Okay, sir.
08:33Okay, sir.
08:34Tell us a little bicep.
08:38Tell us a little bicep.
08:39Take a seat.
08:46Take a seat.
08:47This is a little bicep.
08:48This is a little bicep.
08:51You weren't even six packs.
08:53Where are the six packs?
08:54Where are the six packs?
08:54Tiger's six packs.
08:55Do you want to go back here?
08:59Sir, I've also learned dance and acting.
09:02And I'm also doing stunts.
09:04Let's dance and show it.
09:05Come on.
09:06Come on.
09:06Come on.
09:08Time pass.
09:11So, my brother, don't do this.
09:14Don't do this.
09:16Body-body isn't so good,
09:17but you're beautiful.
09:19You're beautiful.
09:20You're beautiful.
09:20You're beautiful.
09:20Isn't it beautiful?
09:22So, there's someone else who has inspired
09:23to make a body?
09:25You?
09:26Yes, yes.
09:27You're doing something.
09:28Come on.
09:28Come on.
09:29Come on.
09:30Come on.
09:30Come on.
09:34You're also making a body body.
09:35How are you?
09:36Thank you, sir.
09:37What's your name?
09:38Where are you from?
09:39I'm from Mumbai.
09:40You've made a body?
09:41No, I mean, I mean, they're beautiful.
09:44Beautiful.
09:44I mean, their body doesn't have to be beautiful.
09:47I mean, they're beautiful.
09:49I mean, they're beautiful.
09:54I mean, they're beautiful.
10:04But nowтАж
10:05There's beautiful.
10:05They're beautiful.
10:06They're beautiful.
10:07And they're beautiful.
10:09They're beautiful.
10:09What do they do?
10:10Dance.
10:10Dance.
10:11Okay.
10:12Can you talk without a hand?
10:14Yes, sir.
10:14Tell me.
10:15Tell me.
10:16Whatever your name is.
10:18Tell me.
10:18My name is this.
10:19I'm here.
10:20I'm here.
10:20Okay.
10:21Tell me.
10:22My name is Pradhamisya Karma.
10:23I'm here.
10:25And what do you say?
10:27What do you say?
10:34Yes, sir.
10:36Yes, sir.
10:36Yes, sir.
10:36Yes, sir.
10:36Yes, sir.
10:37Yes, sir.
10:37Yes, sir.
10:37Yes, sir.
10:38He's going straight and running the bird.
10:42He's going straight.
10:43The audience is saying, who was the best?
10:45Who was the best?
10:46Diggy, diggy.
10:46You should come here, Pradham.
10:48Who thinks he's the winner?
10:53Diggy.
10:54You also think?
10:56Okay.
10:57Hold on.
10:57You should check.
10:59Okay.
11:00The idea is going to happen.
11:01Paji is also thinking.
11:02And Jun thinks he's the winner.
11:06What's the matter?
11:07Don't do anything.
11:08Seriously, tell me.
11:09I like both of them.
11:11Let's go.
11:12Thank you, brother.
11:13My brother.
11:15Thank you, brother.
11:15Thank you so much.
11:17You too.
11:18You too.
11:20You too.
11:21How many girls and girls are here
11:24that the person's fitness is not so important.
11:27His nature is more important.
11:29So who is that?
11:30Give me a microphone.
11:32Yes.
11:33What's your name?
11:34Ginny.
11:35Ginny?
11:36Yeah.
11:42Today, brother,
11:44you're the only one.
11:45No.
11:46I already have one.
11:47I already have one.
11:50So what is your thoughts?
11:56Sir, nature should be good.
11:59Okay.
11:59If he's fit,
12:01then after the marriage,
12:03maybe if we get older,
12:06then leave us
12:06and see him
12:07any fit girl.
12:09Yes.
12:14Yes.
12:14Yes.
12:15Yes.
12:15Yes.
12:16If he's a good person,
12:18if he's fit,
12:18then he's also a very good thing.
12:20So,
12:20I mean,
12:21look at the good person
12:22and then
12:23fit him.
12:24And after that,
12:25put him on his lap.
12:26No.
12:26If we need nature,
12:27then what's the need for him to fit?
12:29Wow.
12:30Why are all the things
12:31so much?
12:38Hey,
12:38give them a mic.
12:39How many interviews
12:40have you done?
12:42Hello, Kapil sir.
12:44My name is Lavi.
12:45Okay.
12:45So,
12:46I believe that
12:47fitness is not very important.
12:49Okay.
12:49The nature of the person
12:50should be very good.
12:51For example,
12:52if I choose my life partner,
12:55I would think
12:56that
12:57what I say,
12:58he will listen
12:58and do.
13:00She wants every girl.
13:01She wants every girl.
13:03Where are you listening?
13:05Where are you listening?
13:05Where are you listening?
13:13That's the best of man's life.
13:15You have to listen to him.
13:17He's got a big deal.
13:18For this,
13:19we need such people
13:20whose nature is very good.
13:22And what we need,
13:23they can give us.
13:24And the next thing is,
13:26girls and wives
13:26are going to be at home
13:28that it will be my own.
13:29You will have experienced it.
13:31So,
13:35you will have experienced it.
13:36That's right.
13:37That's right.
13:38That's right.
13:39So, if a girl is going to be a girl,
13:40he will go.
13:41But,
13:41it will be a good deal.
13:43Kabil, sir.
13:44Hello, sir.
13:44How are you?
13:46What's your name?
13:46Hitesh.
13:47You want to talk about it?
13:49Yes, sir.
13:50As ma'am said,
13:51that nature is important
13:52and the body is not important.
13:54All these things are great.
13:56All these things will be changed.
13:57All these things will be changed.
14:02Sir, I've been doing engineering for 4 years.
14:04I'm trying.
14:04I'm not a girl.
14:09Oh, Guru.
14:10I feel like you're a big fan of me.
14:12No!
14:15You've been talking about my heart.
14:17So, you've sent a proposal to someone?
14:19That's right, sir.
14:20Then what did you say, girl?
14:21Nothing happened.
14:24Your choice?
14:24Like, sir.
14:25If you ask the item,
14:26what will they go?
14:27Gollu Mollu.
14:29I don't know.
14:30No, sir.
14:31If you're a debate today,
14:33the nature is good.
14:34It's really good,
14:35and it's all the lovely people.
14:36All the audience has been ruined.
14:40If you say,
14:41there's a ring in my room.
14:42If you have your choice.
14:43I've never done so much.
14:45I've never done that.
14:46But,
14:47the way you asked the way,
14:49there's a whole gollu-golu.
14:50I don't need that.
14:51I don't need that.
14:52I don't need that.
14:53I don't want that.
14:54I'll come with you.
14:55Thanks.
14:55You're a lot of people.
14:57You're a lot of people.
14:57You're a lot of people.
15:01Yes.
15:02I want to say something.
15:03But,
15:03I don't look like a suit.
15:05I didn't say so much.
15:06I didn't say so much.
15:08Sir.
15:10he's in the show.
15:10He's in the show.
15:12Look.
15:13We're girls.
15:15We're girls.
15:19We're girls.
15:20We're girls.
15:21We're girls.
15:21We're girls.
15:21How many people think
15:22we're girls.
15:24We're girls.
15:25We're girls.
15:25We're girls.
15:26We're girls.
15:27They're emotional.
15:29So,
15:29I'll ask you first.
15:30Do you think that
15:31girls are very understanding?
15:32They're very understanding.
15:33Yes, sure.
15:33And,
15:34it takes a lot of time.
15:35It takes a lot of time.
15:41Sorry.
15:42The mic is coming.
15:44Hello.
15:45Hello.
15:46Hello.
15:46Hello.
15:46How are you?
15:47First of all,
15:48big, big congratulations.
15:49Thank you, ma'am.
15:49Thank you so much.
15:49To you and Vinnie, ma'am.
15:54I pray with God
15:56that you both are very healthy.
15:59Very healthy
16:00and very happy.
16:01Thank you so much.
16:05I'm saying something on health.
16:07Yes, please.
16:08Please, ma'am.
16:08I believe that
16:11nature is also necessary,
16:12but also health is also necessary.
16:15Absolutely.
16:15First of all,
16:17I'm saying that
16:18because I'm suffering from health.
16:20Okay.
16:20Since two years,
16:22I'm suffering from cancer.
16:23Last stage.
16:25From two years?
16:26Yes, sir.
16:28When did you get diagnosed
16:28two years ago?
16:30Two years ago.
16:31and my last stage is the last stage.
16:33And I just ignored it
16:35for two or three months.
16:35I've ignored it.
16:37So,
16:37I believe that
16:39if anyone ever
16:40has a health issue
16:41one percent of
16:42such a health issue,
16:44so,
16:44they need to check them
16:45and care them
16:46before their health.
16:50And they need to care their health.
16:51And I'm also angry with you.
16:52Why?
16:53Sir,
16:54that's why,
16:54when I detected this thing,
16:57my daughter was three months.
16:59And your daughter was closed.
17:00I was closed.
17:01I was living with you, sir.
17:04I was living with you, sir.
17:04There was a willpower.
17:07And,
17:08every day,
17:09every day,
17:10every day,
17:10I was watching and repeat
17:11and repeat
17:12and repeat
17:12and repeat.
17:13And I felt like
17:14that I'm okay for my daughter.
17:16And I got a lot of willpower.
17:18When your soul closed,
17:20I felt like that,
17:21Sir,
17:21that my support system
17:23was destroyed.
17:24That's why
17:25she left me with her.
17:28That's why
17:28I was crying
17:29at least
17:30in that time.
17:30Madam,
17:31your support system
17:33came from today
17:34and you will be good.
17:35Yes, sir.
17:35And I...
17:38Yes, sir.
17:39A hundred percent.
17:41I...
17:42As your soul started,
17:44Sir,
17:44I was so happy
17:45and at night,
17:46I was invited here.
17:49I was on the way
17:51and I couldn't be standing.
17:53But,
17:54still,
17:54I just wanted to meet you
17:56and touch you.
17:57Thank you so much for coming.
17:58How are you now?
17:59Is it okay?
18:00Not too good.
18:01But,
18:01Sir,
18:02when I meet you
18:03and see you,
18:04I feel like
18:04that I will be okay.
18:08And,
18:10you are very loving,
18:12you know?
18:12If anyone can see you,
18:14someone can't say
18:16that you are not okay.
18:17And,
18:18don't say that you are not okay.
18:19You are very loving.
18:20And,
18:21God bless you.
18:22You keep your attention.
18:25Are you comfortable?
18:27You have to sit here
18:27or rest?
18:28Tell me.
18:29We will continue.
18:30So sweet of you.
18:31So sweet of you.
18:32Thank you so much for coming.
18:33Please, please, sit here.
18:35And,
18:36God bless you.
18:37You will be good.
18:39Perfect.
18:40You are very loving.
18:42And,
18:43I have never said this last stage.
18:44Nothing happens.
18:48You will be fine soon,
18:51okay?
18:52You will be fine soon,
18:53Thank you so much.
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